Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:53:05 AM
No.150183718
>>150184128
>>150184219
/NFL/ General LMAO Vikucks Edition
The Vikings suck LMAO
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:54:50 AM
No.150183734
>>150183843
7 cocks in my ass>3 cocks all in, my ass
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:54:55 AM
No.150183735
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:54:58 AM
No.150183736
My Steelers :)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:56:30 AM
No.150183744
My Rammies :)
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 5:56:34 AM
No.150183746
Kwesi Adolfo Ngubu
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:56:55 AM
No.150183749
Woody Johnson.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:57:10 AM
No.150183750
Patty Cuckitini
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:58:36 AM
No.150183761
Tom Cuckatini has a better ring to it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:24 AM
No.150183772
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:39 AM
No.150183775
>his team's stadium doesn't have a natural grass field
lesser franchises use turf
There are two greater loves for me than football.
One is kissing my son on the lips.
Second is letting my wife fuck other men.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:01:21 AM
No.150183786
>r-real stadiums have metal bleachers!!!!
kwab
Tom Brady
8/11/2025, 6:02:16 AM
No.150183791
>>150187960
My wife doesnβt even NEED a hall pass. She can fuck Mike McDaniel even without my permission. What do ya think of THEM apples, Scump?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:49 AM
No.150183796
My team fucks your team for breakfast
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:51 AM
No.150183797
>real teams hand out anal plugs to the first 10,000 fans like my packturds do!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:03:03 AM
No.150183799
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:04:32 AM
No.150183806
>he has to cheer for an over-hyped and over-paid mutt QB for the foreseeable future
kwab
>owl contenders
Chiefs
Bills
Ravens
Eagles
Rams
>playoff expectations
Broncos
Texans
Lions
Vikings
Buccaneers
>playoff hopefuls
Chargers
Bengals
Steelers
Cowboys
Commanders
Packers
Cardinals
49ers
>mid af
Dolphins
Raiders
Colts
Jaguars
Falcons
Seahawks
>offseason champions
Patriots
Bears
>on the rebuild
Jets
Titans
Giants
Panthers
>march for Arch
Browns
Saints
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:05:35 AM
No.150183816
he's comin for the rest of the team this season
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:31 AM
No.150183820
>>150183809
Jimmy G isn't taking the Rams to the playoffs, let alone the owl you absolute buffoon
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:47 AM
No.150183821
>>150183809
jets are never rebuilding.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:04 AM
No.150183822
>>150183972
>he has to cheer for a retarded head coach of a shitstain team that will never win shit in his lifetime
Imagine being a Vikuck fan lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:19 AM
No.150183824
>>150183809
Swap the 49ers and Rams.
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 6:07:29 AM
No.150183825
>>150183809
Switch Panthers and Cardinals
Move Giants down to march for Arch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:48 AM
No.150183827
>teams I hate: yes
>teams I think are ok:
dare you to prove me wrong on this one, faggots
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:51 AM
No.150183828
>>150183833
>>150183835
>>150183781
>One is kissing my son on the lips.
There is nothing wrong with this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:53 AM
No.150183829
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:08:17 AM
No.150183833
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:08:23 AM
No.150183834
oh yeah, that last one got the packtard riled up.
kwapackturd
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:08:23 AM
No.150183835
>>150183828
Goooooo jags!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:27 AM
No.150183840
rip landon
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:46 AM
No.150183842
>Vikuck has 0 retorts to his franchise's embarrassing history and current futility
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:54 AM
No.150183843
>>150183734
Well yeah but who took more dicks before turning 30
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:10:23 AM
No.150183846
>>150183864
For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 6:10:30 AM
No.150183847
>>150183859
>teams that are keyed: Ravens, Wions, Broncos, Bucs, Dolphins
>teams that are plonked: the rest
Prove me right by not replying and accepting this as fact
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:12:50 AM
No.150183857
>ur not saying what I want you to say! so yeah!
kwapackturd
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:13:25 AM
No.150183859
>>150183881
>>150183847
>dolphins
i thought you knew ball kiwi
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 6:14:07 AM
No.150183863
>>150183875
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:14:10 AM
No.150183864
>>150183885
>>150183846
Nobody says this.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:14:57 AM
No.150183868
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 6:15:15 AM
No.150183870
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:15:56 AM
No.150183875
>>150183881
>>150183863
this is abusive and hurtful. please apologize.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:16:18 AM
No.150183877
Asshole above me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:16:43 AM
No.150183881
>>150183859
>>150183875
holy shit he's a faggot but you just got rekt bro
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:17:19 AM
No.150183885
>>150183864
Cope. I too enjoy sex with men and the chiefs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:17:21 AM
No.150183886
>>150183893
[Hilarious News] The Minnesota Vikings have never won a Super Bowl despite appearing in four Super Bowls (IV, VIII, IX, and XI).
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:43 AM
No.150183893
say something nice about my dallas cowboys
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:29:47 AM
No.150183956
>>150183967
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:31:29 AM
No.150183961
>>150183952
kiss da rangz we dem s o y z
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:32:44 AM
No.150183967
>>150183986
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:34:39 AM
No.150183972
>>150183822
Stupid rapeable little bitch
Iβm envisioning you as this fuckable character while railing you as you complain about my Vikings shitting on you for the umpteenth time, green gay
>>150183952
Dak Prescott has greatly overperformed for a 4th round pick
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:49 AM
No.150183981
>>150184117
>>150183952
They have more rings than my favorite team (the Eagles)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:37 AM
No.150183986
>>150183967
Nah you're a bitch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:47 AM
No.150183987
>>150184065
>>150184606
>6'5
>240
>4.2 in the 40 yard
This guy is going to actually break the sport if he learns how to play it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:39:38 AM
No.150183991
>>150183995
>>150183973
dook poopscoop
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:40:37 AM
No.150183995
>>150184053
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:43 AM
No.150184000
>>150183973
His agent greatly overperformed
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 6:52:56 AM
No.150184048
>>150184117
>>150183952
They had a nice draft haul this year and the Patriots were dumb as fuck giving them Joe Milton for nothing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:51 AM
No.150184053
>>150183995
he do be throwin picks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:10 AM
No.150184065
>>150183987
That's what they said about anthony richardson...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:22 AM
No.150184067
>>150184073
Man someone has been seething about the kangz all night long.
It's gonna be a long season for you
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:11 AM
No.150184073
>>150184079
>>150184067
none of your teams in this thread will be in the superb owl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:00 AM
No.150184079
>>150184087
>>150184073
this has to be the most retarded post in a /nfl/ thread today...and there have been some doozies.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:26 AM
No.150184085
>>150184995
>>150183809
>march for Arch
For the last time, he's not entering the draft until 2027.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:42 AM
No.150184086
>green gay fans have become just like cowboys fans after several years of KOC whooping their ass
Lmao love to see it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:48 AM
No.150184087
>>150184093
>>150184079
Oh yeah, name one of the teams mentioned in this thread that will be. Dare you.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:47 AM
No.150184093
>>150184109
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:59:29 AM
No.150184096
>>150183781
Nice to meet you, Mr. Mahomes. You should switch your name to your real name so everyone knows who they're talking to.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:09 AM
No.150184101
shit shitshit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:17 AM
No.150184109
>>150184118
>>150184093
I said WILL BE, stupid kang.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:47 AM
No.150184117
>>150184174
>>150183973
>>150183981
>>150184048
thank you
>They had a nice draft haul this year
i think so too but it's unfortunate that revel won't be healthy to start the season
>Patriots were dumb as fuck giving them Joe Milton for nothing
can he really be fixed? harbaugh has trey lance looking decent and even he couldn't do it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:48 AM
No.150184118
>>150184120
>>150184109
Correct, the Kangz are gonna pull a 2001 Pats with JJ
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:06 AM
No.150184120
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:05:59 AM
No.150184128
>>150183718 (OP)
Looks nice for Halloween
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:07:27 AM
No.150184133
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:12:22 AM
No.150184156
>>150184159
>>150184161
what is he not thinking right now?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:13:23 AM
No.150184159
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:13:28 AM
No.150184160
>>150183809
Chargers are Owl contenders.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:13:37 AM
No.150184161
>>150184172
>>150184156
I have such a huge cock
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:14:56 AM
No.150184169
I would love to see Tua's little penis and watch it get hard all cute
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:01 AM
No.150184172
>>150184161
>"hey wait a second"
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 7:15:15 AM
No.150184174
>>150184117
I rarely care if people take me seriously or here but I want you to spend 5 minutes watching this video. Its every pass and run from Joe Milton's week 18 against the Bills. Tell me this guy doesn't look like a starting NFL Quarterback. The Patriots are completely fucking retarded giving him up for a 5th round pick. You have this guy under contract for another 3 full years. His accuracy wasn't perfect but for a 1st start with the dogshit talent the Patriots had in 24 this is about as impressive as anyone could expect. He's also got the strongest arm in the NFL. That 67 air yard throw Bo Nix made against the Bengals Milton could clip easily. This guy is lightning in a bottle
https://youtu.be/TjTf2bjeX2w?si=V1nYL2cdm4m8ll3b
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:00 AM
No.150184184
>>150184215
Joe Milton is not a great quarterback.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:22:19 AM
No.150184193
I don't think I like the people who run the NFL very much.
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 7:25:45 AM
No.150184215
>>150184184
We'll see. I'm not gonna claim I called it pre draft 2024 I only watched a couple of his games in college and didn't rate him highly but that one start against the Bills (mix of starters and 2nd string) was immensely impressive. Patriots should've kept him but apparently he wanted to compete for the starting job and they didn't want to disrupt Drake Maye's development. Cowboys stole him and Jerry knows it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:26:23 AM
No.150184219
>>150183718 (OP)
I was thinking that was firewood bc of its cold as Tom Brady's marriage up there, then I remember that tube of rocks Kirk Cousins kept in front of his house
>"Let's say I live to 90, that would be a pretty good run," he says. "We went month to month, and we added it all up, and it was 720 stones because I turned 30 this year.
>"Every month I'm going to take out a stone, put it in my pocket, and think: 'Once this month is over, this is gone. You can't get it back, it's gone for good.'"
>As Cousins removes a stone each month, the feel of it in his palm is a reminder of the time passing. But it's the questions that come with each stone that perhaps carry more weight.
>"What impact are you making?"
The Book of Psalms says: "Teach us to number our days that we may gain a heart of wisdom."
>"In other words, when you have an understanding that life is coming to an end someday, and that we only have so many days? There's wisdom in that."
>"It's there to remind me how brief life is, and how important the time we have here is"
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:36:15 AM
No.150184275
>>150184310
Joe Milton is fucking garbage and wont amount to anything.
Another failed black qb
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:16 AM
No.150184291
>>150184299
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:19 AM
No.150184299
>>150184291
She's a cutter because the Vikings make her depressed.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:41:16 AM
No.150184309
>xitter blacks crowing about sheduers terrible performance saying NY will ''regret it''
>relaxin jaxson dart puts up a last sharp performance and mogs shitters statline
>*crickets*
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 7:41:30 AM
No.150184310
>>150184275
That's racist and not needed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:08 AM
No.150184348
>>150184378
>there are "people" in this very thread who aren't racist.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:28 AM
No.150184353
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 7:51:18 AM
No.150184378
>>150184348
Not all black people are spear chucking niggers but some spear chucking niggers are black people. Not all white people are bitch ass crackers but some white people are bitch ass crackers. Noticing and accepting stereotypes doesn't make people racist it's the lack of ability to differentiate that makes people racist
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:52:35 AM
No.150184383
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:26 AM
No.150184401
>>150184424
We finner run this league
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:57 AM
No.150184424
>>150184401
this guy is going to get taped hard this year
looks like the cucks didnt learn from cj stroud
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:30:13 AM
No.150184606
>>150183987
I don't hold my breath for raw but physically gifted players. If they actually turn into something, great but I'm not lose sleep if they don't.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:32:07 AM
No.150184620
>>150184624
Vikings fans are all retarded, just like their head coach. They have nothing to look forward to or look back on. Their franchise is one massive black hole of disappointment and despair. How much of a masochist do you have to be to root for that shit heap of a team?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:32:43 AM
No.150184624
>>150184641
>>150184620
You sound nervous
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:36:01 AM
No.150184641
>>150184648
>>150184624
Nobody is nervous about the fucking Vikings of all teams. Philly owns the conference anyways.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:09 AM
No.150184648
>>150184655
>>150184684
>>150184641
Hmmm idk seems like you're kinda nervous after they fixed all the major flaws they had last year
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:09 AM
No.150184655
>>150184668
>>150184648
They relocated?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:39:56 AM
No.150184668
>>150184655
Why would they do that?
Facility wise and stadium they're the best in the nfl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:42:26 AM
No.150184684
>>150184703
>>150184648
You will die without ever seeing your team win a Super Bowl.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:44:17 AM
No.150184703
>>150184684
You might, but I'll be alive for more than the next 5 years
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:01 AM
No.150184710
>>150184813
update for those that were watching the chase: they are now in a white pickup truck still running kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:41 AM
No.150184813
>>150184710
and they got away after ditching the truck
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:16:47 AM
No.150184872
>>150184881
>>150184885
Whatβs your personal ranking?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:19:45 AM
No.150184881
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:20:59 AM
No.150184885
>>150184921
>>150184872
1.Shedeur
2.Bucky
3.Shilo
4.Deiondra
5.Shelomi
Is the only acceptable answer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:28:47 AM
No.150184921
>>150184946
>>150184885
I know you're not putting Shelomi below Bucky wtf its like you don't know Sanders' balls.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:31:06 AM
No.150184932
>no Salami Sanders
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:36:33 AM
No.150184946
>>150184959
>>150184921
Shelomi is overrated
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:38:53 AM
No.150184959
>>150184946
You don't know balls.
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 9:45:02 AM
No.150184984
Friendly reminder
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:46:37 AM
No.150184995
>>150185015
>>150185417
>>150184085
Whatβs the big deal with Arch anyway? Hasnβt done shit in college and couldnβt even take the job from Sewers β¦ twice. Am I missing something??
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:52:11 AM
No.150185015
>>150184995
>couldnβt even take the job from Sewers
You're making too many assumptions. One of them being that it was entirely the Head Coaches call. A lot of significant financial investment in Arch Manning's perception and development. Look beyond the scope of of college football
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:58:38 AM
No.150185037
>>150185042
>>150185049
>inb4 'erm the lions are actually 4-5 in pre-merger plumber championships'
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:59:30 AM
No.150185042
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 10:01:08 AM
No.150185049
>>150185058
>>150185037
Wions had one playoff win in the 30 years before Jared Goff got there. He's literally the franchise savior Stafford could never amount to. It's gonna be so kino and ludokino when he wins a ring for them
Thoughts on my fantasy team
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:03:07 AM
No.150185058
>>150185079
>>150185049
this goofy faggot has done nothing but fall on his face in the biggest moments despite being blessed with 2 of the best offensive schemes of the last 7ish years
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 10:11:06 AM
No.150185079
>>150185085
>>150185058
He's 29-9 as starting QB the last 2 years. Only a dumb fucking mutt with a plonked tranny dick would question how great he is at this point
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:12:53 AM
No.150185085
>>150185092
>>150185079
figures a lameme slurper would value regular season win totals over actual playoff success
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:14:18 AM
No.150185092
>>150185116
>>150185156
>>150185085
He's won 2 playoff games the last 2 years. That's not playoff success? Why didn't Matt Stafford do that his first 12 years in the NFL?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:17:47 AM
No.150185106
>>150185123
OMG HECKIN PLAYOFFARINOS!? WOW!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:19:33 AM
No.150185116
>>150185139
>>150185092
he won 2 playoff games 2 years ago and then the loins shat their pants in the NFCCG, then HE (along with Aaron Glenn and the defense) shit their pants against the commies and got bounced in the first playoff game.
also, I wouldn't equate the level of coaching talent that stafford had, to what goff has been blessed with. Ben Johnson =/= Matt Patricia
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:39 AM
No.150185121
>>150186245
I gotta say I'm most proud of my reffies after this first set of preseason games. They truly are the champs every year all years.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:55 AM
No.150185123
>>150185126
>>150185106
Shut up, you stupid fucking faggot.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:21:40 AM
No.150185126
>>150185123
stay seething trannyarino
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:25:36 AM
No.150185139
>>150185162
>>150185173
>>150185116
Jim Caldwell had a very good coaching staff during a 4 year window in the middle of Stafford's career. Stafford also had Megatron a 1st ballot HOF Wide Receiver and other pro bowl players on the team during that 2014-2017 stretch. Why did he get a pass while Goff doesn't? Because the media liked him more. That's literally it. You've been brainwashed by NFL media like many others. You don't even know what you're watching anymore because you're seeing through their lens
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:28:59 AM
No.150185156
>>150185092
Cause the majority of his time in Detroit the team around him was subpar. Lions Cowboys L is on that defense not holding 7+ lead. Staffordβs value made the Lions competitive and his Owl run validates his years putting up numbers in Detroit.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:30:48 AM
No.150185162
>>150185139
listen man all i know is that jared goff (and the lions by extension) have consistently found a way to poopoo in their pantaloons in the playoffs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:33:50 AM
No.150185173
>>150185139
>The media likes Stafford more than Goff
They literally put him in a Netflix special and gassed him up only for him to choke in 4K
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:39:40 AM
No.150185182
The Lions are so trash that we have to give Jared Goff 13 years to win a Superbowl with them before we say he's a playoff choker because Stafford couldn't win one in 12 years with them and we never said that about him :^)
If that's not fair then you're a revisionist history faggot mutt btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:57:47 AM
No.150185262
>>150185272
>>150185284
You can only post in this thread if your team has won pic related at least once
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:14 AM
No.150185272
>>150185278
>>150185262
So by that metric you are unable to post in this thread at all since canada has 0 nfl teams and 0 superb owl wins.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:36 AM
No.150185278
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:00:56 AM
No.150185284
>>150185262
NOT SO FAST, LOINS, DYKEQUEENS, KEKSANS, FAGUARS, TITTIES, FAILCUNTS, PANTURDS, TARDINALS, RAZORKEKS, CHORGERS, BUNGHOLES AND BROWNSTAINS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:05:53 AM
No.150185306
I don't know if the phins even count anymore its been so fuckin long...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:07:22 AM
No.150185315
Does superb owl virginity grow back like regular virginity?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:31:38 AM
No.150185417
>>150184995
They're crowning him because of his name, simple as that. In reality, he's the Luke McCaffrey of the Manning family.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:34:46 AM
No.150185431
>>150186571
>>150185050
>He doesn't make Notes App files of his teams.
Roster looks good though. I would guess you probably have the best WR duo in the league. Some might say Pollard is a weakness in the starting lineup, but with an improved OL and improved health, I think he'll do even better this season than last.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:38:15 AM
No.150185449
>>150185050
Those RBs are gonna sink you. Also you need to specify how many teams in your league (10, 12, 16) and the scoring system (standard, half PPR, PPR) before asking otherwise you're just baiting
Do you think the NFL should add more teams?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:19 AM
No.150185458
>>150185510
Somebody needs to take a crowbar to primate jr's knee before things get outta hand here.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:41:19 AM
No.150185472
>>150185451
No. Not enough talent.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:42:44 AM
No.150185477
>>150185050
Also I would maybe start Jaylen Warren over Aaron Jones (but I'm not a Kaleb Johnson believer, plus Jones will cede some carries to Jordan Mason).
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:45:29 AM
No.150185495
>>150185451
in order to make it worth it they'd have to make 8 new teams total at once or else division alignment will be all fucked up.
and personally i'd prefer that the teams added remain within the North American continent.
I dont believe theres 8 cities/markets worthy of an NFL team, outside of toronto. maybe.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:45:41 AM
No.150185496
>>150185451
Yeah
St Louis and Oakland need teams
Bo Nix Seethe Machine
!!SUCbSrRo7Sh
8/11/2025, 11:48:20 AM
No.150185510
>>150185458
Yo it's an all new #FlaccoSZN
This time there won't be no appeasin
Sanders better tuck those knees in
Before I go committing treason
Starting line-up lemme squeeze in
I'll carry right til the post season
My pace will have your defence wheezin
While Schwartz got your offence freezin
Fly to Levi's I'll be cheesin
Second Lombardi I'll be seizin
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:16:32 PM
No.150185677
>>150185793
>>150186497
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:19:03 PM
No.150185695
peanut oil in his booty hole skeeyup
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:34:56 PM
No.150185793
>>150185828
>>150186111
>>150185677
Why is everyone so gay now? I'm tired of it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:39:19 PM
No.150185828
>>150186072
>>150186111
>>150185793
Sorry you're not special anymore, anon
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:25:16 PM
No.150186072
>>150185828
I'm sorry you're special...ed.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:33:35 PM
No.150186111
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:36:42 PM
No.150186122
>>150186454
>>150186895
Pre season is boring
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:41:41 PM
No.150186148
>>150186156
>>150186266
Reminder that there is an anon on /sp/ that seethes so much at my KANGZ(due to their inherent superiority) that he makes generals like this and shits up the catalog with anti-Minnesota sports propaganda.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:43:08 PM
No.150186156
>>150186148
>0 rings
>superiority
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:58:50 PM
No.150186245
>>150185121
theyre stepping up their game already
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:02:05 PM
No.150186266
>>150186148
Post Minnesomalia Lombardis
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:07:35 PM
No.150186303
>>150186400
>>150186430
Someoneβs mad at the Kangz?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:24:01 PM
No.150186400
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:28:37 PM
No.150186430
>>150186618
>>150186303
post dem rangz
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:33:34 PM
No.150186454
>>150186772
>>150186122
This. Season opener will be too.
Game on the line. Your teams down 4 with 1 minute to go at your own 10 yard line. Which QB (of any era) do you trust to lead your game winning drive?
Hard mode: No Brady or Montana
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 2:41:33 PM
No.150186497
>>150185677
Same energy, tbqh.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:46:25 PM
No.150186522
>>150186481
Jake Delhomme or Eli Manning
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:47:12 PM
No.150186525
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:55:20 PM
No.150186571
>>150186685
>>150185431
You'll be relying on your Burrow Chase stack to make up for your RBs but overall not bad
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:58:47 PM
No.150186588
>>150186626
>>150186642
>>150186481
Big Benis already did this in the owl.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:03:22 PM
No.150186618
>>150186430
Yours first. The ones you personally own.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:05:18 PM
No.150186626
>>150186588
Was that the one where the guy didn't have both feet in bounds during his meme catch?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:07:30 PM
No.150186642
>>150186588
Pretty sure Big Rapist had more than a minute on that Santonio Holmes miracle catch drive.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:13:57 PM
No.150186677
>>150186481
I'll take a hungover Ken Stabler every time.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:15:11 PM
No.150186685
>>150186571
Wrong reply, but please do my team now (see picrel in comment you replied to).
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:20:56 PM
No.150186709
>>150186747
dee ford wasn't offside btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:23:36 PM
No.150186725
>>150186805
>>150186481
Obviously Mahomes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:27:04 PM
No.150186747
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:29:17 PM
No.150186763
>>150186805
>>150186481
Prime Mahomes is the obvious answer, even though I'm not a chiefsoid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:30:48 PM
No.150186772
>>150186781
>>150186454
Why did they choose the deadboys
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:32:02 PM
No.150186781
>>150186801
>>150186772
AMERICA'S TEAM
SEE DOOK SHITPUKE GET RAPED BY THE EAGLES 45-10
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:33:20 PM
No.150186791
fucks butts lol
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:34:57 PM
No.150186801
>>150186806
>>150186835
>>150186781
>jalen tagovailoa without dickerson
lmao its already over
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:35:39 PM
No.150186805
>>150186725
>>150186763
also should have mentioned refbabbies don't count
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:35:57 PM
No.150186806
>>150186822
>>150186801
>thinking Jalen is why the Eagles are good
Are you stupid?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:38:50 PM
No.150186822
>>150186806
No bud, the OL is why the Eagles are good.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:38:50 PM
No.150186823
>>150186839
>>150186877
Who makes the best NFL figures?
I was at Comic Con yesterday and saw a booth that had some McFarlene figures, and I liked them, but I'm curious if there's anyone out there making better ones?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:41:35 PM
No.150186835
>>150186862
>>150187101
>>150186801
>jalen tagovailoa
Slander
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:42:36 PM
No.150186839
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:46:15 PM
No.150186860
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:46:27 PM
No.150186862
>>150186874
>>150186835
>This list proves that Jameis Winston and Anthony Richardson are the top two quarterbacks in the league.
No.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:48:53 PM
No.150186874
>>150186862
It proves that Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa are not even close to similar.
Also, it's useful for context. Hurts has much better stats than Winston or Richardson, and this list demonstrates that that is not due to him being a schemebabby.
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 3:49:21 PM
No.150186877
>>150186882
>>150186823
Be careful, this is known to melt under the harsh January sun.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:49:49 PM
No.150186882
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:49:54 PM
No.150186883
>>150186901
>>150186873
>muh game winning drives
What a useless stat. Quarterbacks that are good won't rack up GWDs because they don't put themselves in position to need them.
Sneak
!Fp/9BMagic
8/11/2025, 3:51:17 PM
No.150186888
>>150187077
Packers.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:51:22 PM
No.150186889
>>150186873
Honestly of all the Peyton highlights I cannot place one of him leading a clutch game winning drive. If anything, he'll always be remembered for picrel kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:51:26 PM
No.150186890
>>150186900
>>150186873
Reminder that big rapist won't be a first ballot hofer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:53:29 PM
No.150186895
>>150186122
gay as fuck and a complete waste of time to follow
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:54:36 PM
No.150186900
>>150186960
>>150186890
nor should he be. he got completely carried in both his owls
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:54:37 PM
No.150186901
>>150186911
>>150186883
You do realize QBs are only on the field half the time right? I mean Brees had a shit D for most his career, that's why he's high on the list. Not sure why Big Rapist is that high though
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:57:01 PM
No.150186911
>>150186915
>>150186921
>>150186901
Oh so you agree that GWDs are not a good measure of how good a QB is? Ok.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:58:41 PM
No.150186915
>>150186935
>>150186911
the 3 GOAT QBs are in the top 3 so I think its valid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:59:51 PM
No.150186921
>>150186927
>>150187235
>>150186911
They are if you are constantly playing from behind. Imagine if Derek Carr was drafted by the Packers or Steelers instead of being stuck with the Raiders shit D for a decade. His career would have been different because we all know he led a lot of game winning drives in his career trying to patch up the deficiencies for a bad team.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:01:00 PM
No.150186927
>>150186921
>They are if you are constantly playing from behind
Ok but what if you're not? What if you are a good QB with a decent enough defense and you consistently build leads? You won't show up on the list.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:02:00 PM
No.150186935
>>150186950
>>150186915
Well they also played a combined 5,000 seasons, so there's that too.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:04:12 PM
No.150186950
>>150186935
being good gets you more playing time dumbass nigga
>>150186900
Crazy how the Steelers D made that game winning tuddy to Holmes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:09:56 PM
No.150186985
>>150187063
>>150186960
Crazy how the refs gave him a TD even though he only had one foot down
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:11:03 PM
No.150186991
>>150187006
>>150186960
Go watch the last 2 minutes of that game. Stoolers got away with a lot of blatant holding calls that kept Arizona d-line from icing the game.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:12:46 PM
No.150187001
>>150186960
Crazy how Big Rape had that 100 yard pick six against Warner
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:13:49 PM
No.150187006
>>150186991
Couldn't have the Cardinals win an Owl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:04 PM
No.150187063
Whatever happened the Cucme?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:26:36 PM
No.150187077
Stupid Asshole
!!WgbwjShJz2R
8/11/2025, 4:27:03 PM
No.150187080
GO PHINS
>captcha: HDASS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:28:00 PM
No.150187087
>>150187072
Heβll come back occasionally just to get trolled and LARP. Just wait til Bucs have a primetime game.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:31:04 PM
No.150187101
>>150186835
>fuck a checkdown, i'm goin deep
list gets more based as you descend
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 4:31:33 PM
No.150187103
>>150187072
He married Kyle Parramore and they opened a B&B in Arcadia.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:34:54 PM
No.150187119
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:36:01 PM
No.150187130
Henderson and Campbell were good picks for the Patriots. It's clear that Wolf isn't involved with the Patriots anymore
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:37:53 PM
No.150187139
>>150186481
playoffs: elway
main season: brees
Which player would be the most likely shitposter in these threads?
Stupid Asshole
!!WgbwjShJz2R
8/11/2025, 4:44:13 PM
No.150187168
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 4:44:19 PM
No.150187170
>>150187154
Active? Bosa. That lil Nazi fuck def trolls /pol/ to defend Israel.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:44:57 PM
No.150187173
>>150187187
>>150187072
He's not autistic anymore
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:45:27 PM
No.150187178
>>150187207
>>150187154
Does Mahomes' brother count?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:19 PM
No.150187186
count this bussy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:30 PM
No.150187187
>>150187173
Kek I forgot about that
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 4:51:21 PM
No.150187207
>>150187230
>>150187256
>>150187178
>fag who lives off his parents is a massive Trump guy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:55:42 PM
No.150187230
>>150187207
Why are you following on Instagram or whatever the fuck that is if you hate him?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:56:04 PM
No.150187235
>>150186921
100%. We see guys like Geno Smith and Sam Darnold flame out with the Jets and then turn out to be good QBs, and we see the Browns ruin QBs' careers. Carr was drafted to just as bad of a team and yet still was pretty good. He just couldn't turn the team around without defense to help out. No shame in that.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:56:56 PM
No.150187243
>>150187154
Definitely that faggot McAfee
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:58:01 PM
No.150187256
>>150187293
>>150187207
Damn, so Jackson Mahomes is going to Trump/Epstein parties and Pat Mahomes is sitting in his cuck chair watching dudes fuck his wife. Talk about a family of degenerates. Wouldn't be surprised if they end up getting into politics or Hollywood.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:58:45 PM
No.150187260
>>150187273
>>150187324
Football is straight
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:59:53 PM
No.150187273
>>150187304
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:01:24 PM
No.150187279
>>150187154
Jameis posts crab legs threads on /tv/.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:02:21 PM
No.150187285
>>150187185
I'll be there
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 5:05:23 PM
No.150187293
>>150187256
>Patrick Mahommes Sr as special advisor to the Dept of Transportation
>Brittany as special advisor to the men's prison system, focusing on Prisoner sexual health
>Patrick Jr special advisor to the DNI, focusing on watching... our adversaries
>Jackson special advisor to Lindsey Graham who is 100% straight and has done many heterosexual things
This would ruin the Chiefs' dynasty.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:07:15 PM
No.150187304
>>150187273
Downright peculiar.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:09:57 PM
No.150187324
>>150187260
Thats the problem.
Go Chiefs
Peyton Manning was basically the ricecel kid in class who studied his way to success
While chads like brady and mahomes got to the top through raw talent, instinct and competitive drive, incel manning studied playbooks to make up for his natural deficiencies
You cannot argue against this. He shouldnt be in the top qb conversation
I fucked the soul out of this trans girl last night and kept the condom i used so I can sniff it when I jerk off
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:11:53 PM
No.150187334
>>150187349
Roger Goodell now it's the time to activate the pact
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:12:14 PM
No.150187337
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:12:20 PM
No.150187338
>>150187332
Based Chiefs fan
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:13:23 PM
No.150187345
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:13:28 PM
No.150187349
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:13:30 PM
No.150187350
>>150187352
>>150187356
>>150187185
Oh shit, they got TLaw?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:14:12 PM
No.150187352
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:14:32 PM
No.150187356
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:16:23 PM
No.150187371
>>150187327
>brady
>raw talent
He's the prototypical football autist. He was not born with any talent or athleticism.
>Josh Allen's wife fucked a black guy in Sinners
>Mahomes' wife considers her relationship polyamorous
Guess I'm a Lamar Jackson fan
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:17:36 PM
No.150187380
i think we should make fun of the Saints for being known as "Who Dat nation"
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:19:12 PM
No.150187391
>>150187327
brady was a football underdog that was better at baseball. mahomes and manning, as sons of pro athletes, had nothing but the best in training and guidance from extremely early on
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:20:46 PM
No.150187402
>>150187374
>basing your opinion of football players on TMZ shit
Why are you a woman?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:20:56 PM
No.150187404
>>150187419
There is more to talent than physical or arm talent. Intelligence, memory, autism, discipline, will are talents in and of themselves. That's why it's stupid when people say "[physical specimen] is the greatest talent at the QB position".
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:21:18 PM
No.150187409
>>150187374
Enjoy never winning the AFC
>>150187374
Meanwhile Lamar Jackson:
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:21:59 PM
No.150187419
>>150187426
>>150187404
The most talented QB (at his peak) in NFL history is Aaron Rodgers, t.bh. Brady is still the GOAT though.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:22:01 PM
No.150187420
>>150187410
That kind of smartness and forward thinking is why the Ravens keep making it so deep in the playoffs, this is my guy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:22:36 PM
No.150187426
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:23:08 PM
No.150187431
>>150187327
Peyton is a great QB, but he is a huge faggot for giving himself a nickname. I can't get over that shit.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:24:55 PM
No.150187437
>>150187451
>>150187410
I've never had a problem with Lamar personally other than the extremely retarded decision to not have an agent and negotiate himself/with his mother. He is obviously worth being paid, but I feel like a big part of why it didn't get done sooner was the lack of an agent and not enough people in the media talked about it and some even tried to racialize it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:26:09 PM
No.150187446
>>150187467
>>150187410
I'm picking one of those deep sea animals that basically decomposes when not under pressure at depth.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:27:10 PM
No.150187451
>>150187460
>>150187471
>>150187437
If anything, the league colluded against him for not using one of their pet agents.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:27:27 PM
No.150187453
>>150187410
Give me blue whale. Canβt sneak up on you or traverse land. Too big for pipes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:27:53 PM
No.150187458
>>150187410
he's not wrong tho
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:27:58 PM
No.150187460
>>150187451
Actually, the league colluded against him to not give him a fully guaranteed contract and to reduce the amount of guaranteed money overall, but this was due to Watson, not Lamar. He was just a victim of it.
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 5:28:30 PM
No.150187463
>>150187410
...why specifically a 'baby turtle'?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:28:37 PM
No.150187465
>>150187410
Lamar usually gives wholesome answers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:28:45 PM
No.150187467
>>150187446
This is what my goat mahomie would answer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:29:03 PM
No.150187469
lmao I know all cowboys fans are casuals because no one has tried to assassinate JJ yet
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:29:34 PM
No.150187471
>>150187497
>>150187451
I am sure a lot of legalize goes into NFL contracts and the act of actually getting it done, along with communication, would have gone faster with a guy whose entire job was to read and talk to the money people instead of relying on Lamar/his Mom who are both completely untrained in such a thing.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:31:33 PM
No.150187477
look at what the eagles did to us...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:32:18 PM
No.150187484
>>150187499
>>150187509
>>150186481
It's hard to beat any of the Midcentury QBs (late 40s to early 60s), and that era is fondly remembered as the Golden Age of US history by every American since then
40s - Otto "the Great" Graham (the OG Tom Brady) - In the late 40s, he started off his career 7-0 in the playoffs and 5-0 in the Championship Game, with clutch drives such as his game winning drive in the last of those 5 championships with less than two minutes on the clock
>for his career, Otto would go on to win 7 total Championship Games, 7-3 record in the Championship Game, just like Tom Brady...unlike Tom Brady, Otto Graham made the Championship Game every single year he was the Browns starting QB (12 seasons straight)
50s - Johnny "The Best There Ever Was" Unitas (age 23-26, the first 4 years of his career)
2-0 in the NFL Championship Game (2-0 for his career at that point), including the most famous clutch drive of all time, the one he had in the The Greatest Game Ever Played" (the 1958 NFL Championship)
(cont.)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:34:09 PM
No.150187497
>>150187471
He has lawyers and contract experts as part of his team that advise him. I'm sure they're the ones working on the actual text of the contracts.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:34:29 PM
No.150187499
>>150187509
>>150187484
60s - Bart Starr's whole career was the 60s, and for his career he went 9-1 in the playoffs, 5-1 in the Championship Game. Before Starr, the Packers went
>56 - 4-8
>57 - 3-9 (last place)
>58 - 1-10-1 (last place)
Then they get Starr/Lombardi and go
>59 - 7-5
>60 - 8-4, reach the Championship Game, barely lose to a superior 11-2 team with a HOF QB (13-17 score), which was the only playoff L of Starr's career
After that Starr went 9-0 in the playoffs and 5-0 in the Championship games, all vs HOF QBs except two:
>the one vs Jim Brown, the undisputed greatest running back to play the game for decades afterward, up Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, etc joined the discussion
>and the Super Bowl vs the Raiders and highly decorated QB Daryle Lamonica (who won one of his MVPs that season)
60s - Joe Namath - in the one of the most famous Super Bowls of all time, Broadway Joe was going up against a heavily favored Johnny Unitas Colts team who everyone thought would kick his ass, but Broadway Joe guaranteed an upset, then went out on the field and did it. Doesn't get more clutch than performing on the biggest stage against a superior opponent and with the pressure of his guarantee. This was also the biggest game of Namath's career, like 2007 was for Brady, Brady choked away the Biggest Moment but Namath nailed it in legendary fashion. Namath was undefeated in the playoffs up to that point
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:36:23 PM
No.150187509
>>150187544
>>150187484
>>150187499
lmao the quality of play back then was like high school tier now
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:37:41 PM
No.150187520
>>150187526
>>150187603
Why does nobody ever talk about the 1978 rule changes and the effect that it had on the game?
>limiting contact with receivers to the first five yards beyond the line of scrimmage
>allowed offensive linemen to extend their arms and use open hands when blocking
>goal posts were moved from the goal line to the end line
>penalties for holding, illegal use of hands, and tripping were reduced from 15 yards to 10 yards
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:38:38 PM
No.150187526
>>150187520
No one who posts here was alive in 1978
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:38:43 PM
No.150187528
>>150187533
>>150187510
He really does want to be an Eagle lol
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:39:18 PM
No.150187533
>>150187528
It's his home, of course he does
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:40:10 PM
No.150187544
>>150187575
>>150187509
That's because back it was actually difficult to be a QB. Sure you make it really easy to be a QB like they did starting with Tom Brady, you're going to make it look "better quality." It's just like Madden, go put that on easy mode and youre going to be making better quality QB for your friends that are watching you play then if you put it on hard mode
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:40:24 PM
No.150187545
>>150187585
>>150187589
>>150187510
He wants to be a Giant
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:40:32 PM
No.150187547
>>150187510
Would it possible for a team to trade for Parsons as an intermediary? Like, the Cowboys are obviously not going to trade him to the Eagles, but could an AFC team make a deal and then turn around and immediately trade him to Philly, for a profit on what they gave Dallas? Is that legal?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:42:40 PM
No.150187575
>>150187616
>>150187632
>>150187544
No it's mostly because the players were significantly less athletic and the coaching, strategy, and tactics were simple and underdeveloped compared to now.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:43:09 PM
No.150187582
>>150187510
micah parsons will receive an unexpected phone call
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:43:32 PM
No.150187585
>>150187599
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:43:41 PM
No.150187589
>>150187545
That doesn't mean he wants to be a Giant
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:44:56 PM
No.150187599
>>150187585
>Jan 9, 2025
He posted that almost 4 months before the draft.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:45:38 PM
No.150187603
>>150187520
the first one is as much as something that happened 50 years ago reasonably can, and it's the clear bad one
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:45:43 PM
No.150187604
Chiefsbros...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:48:01 PM
No.150187616
>>150187575
what's the point of this argument then. it's a competitive industry with billions of hours and dollars poured into it every year. this applies to 2008 too, not just 1958 because you remember the first and not the last
>>150187575
advanced coaching and advanced medicine makes the game MUCH MUCH MUCH easier for QB. Try being a QB before that
But the main thing you don't know is the NFL constantly changes the rules, go find a timeline or essay on the rule changes over the years that kept making it easier and easier and easier and easier for QBs
you just put Brady back in the 80s, he's going to be so banged up he's going to have 16 surgeries like Montana and Marino did and be washed by his early 30s just like those two
It's not just protecting the QB, it was everything. Back when Montana and Marino played DBs could manhandle the receivers all over the place, Brady won't have been able to function in this kind of environment
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:50:19 PM
No.150187633
>>150187670
I have a feeling Stidham is going to take Bo Nix's QB1 job this season
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:52:01 PM
No.150187642
>>150187632
Who cares how easy it is? I thought we were talking about who I'd want to play QB for >my team today. I sure as hell wouldn't choose a player that had none of the advantages that modern QBs have.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:56:55 PM
No.150187670
>>150187633
Wouldn't be terribly surprising. Nix is a below average QB and is probably pretty close to his ceiling.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:58:12 PM
No.150187687
>>150187713
>>150187632
Brady's pliability training would have worked even better in the 80s
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:01:49 PM
No.150187711
>>150187723
>>150187739
Lel
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 6:01:57 PM
No.150187713
>>150187687
Is Fatty Mahomes dieting and stretching every day?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:57 PM
No.150187719
Stretch this bussy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:57 PM
No.150187720
>>150187760
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 6:03:12 PM
No.150187723
>>150187834
>>150187711
>taytay goes on
>starts going deep into DVOA and how the environmental conditions are the biggest ignored stats in handicapping current NFL games
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:04:47 PM
No.150187739
>>150187754
>>150187711
>Lel
Are you autistic?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:09 PM
No.150187751
>>150187768
Kek now Justin Simmons is willing to take a pay cut to go back to Denver. Kind of too late buddy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:37 PM
No.150187754
>>150187739
Rhetorical question is rhetorical
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:15 PM
No.150187760
>>150187720
Tay is an Eagles fan btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:08:11 PM
No.150187768
>>150187774
>>150187751
Isn't he already an Eagle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:10 PM
No.150187774
>>150187809
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:14:10 PM
No.150187801
>>150187632
It's common scene to everyone that all of life was more tough for our fathers, tougher for our grandfathers, tougher for our great-grandfathers, etc all they way back to caveman that we descended from
Why would people allow their brains so blinded where they can't see common sense?
This happens every conversation on history on here
The main people who blind themselves to common sense are the people who have some irrational and childish hatred of history. They are like like little babies, "if I didn't see it live then it wasn't great." Did your parents and schools not instill you will basic values like honor your father and mother? Respect for the elderly is another basic value. You shit all over people that came before you just because you didn't see them play, you're sitting all over your entire bloodline before you, not to mention all of NFL history and US history that came before you
The other way people get blinded to common sense is that develop a crush on someone which by definition makes you think irrationally. There are a lot faggots out there that have a crush on Tom Brady and they shit up /nfl/ and every football discussion. This are also people that were raised with poor values in life, or else they wouldn't have crush on someone like Brady
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:15:42 PM
No.150187809
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:17:35 PM
No.150187825
>>150187830
>>150187836
Burrs didn't even play Gayleb? He's a fucking 2nd season QB and kind of a flop. Why are they protecting him and not giving him reps?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:46 PM
No.150187830
>>150187825
you literally cannot be a bust until your third season at quarterback, how many times does /sp/ have to be proven wrong?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:19:05 PM
No.150187834
>>150187845
>>150187723
>mfw she says drake mayo is the next tom brady
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:19:22 PM
No.150187836
>>150187825
I trust Ben Johnson, I think he might play next game though
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 6:20:54 PM
No.150187845
>>150187834
Drake needs to learn how to not turn the fucking ball o'er.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:21:22 PM
No.150187848
Go birds
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:21:53 PM
No.150187851
Kangbros we literally canβt stop winning
Top 3 overpaid QBs (in no order)
>Tua
>Love
>Lawrence
Agree?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:24:58 PM
No.150187872
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:26:43 PM
No.150187884
>>150187865
Dook Poopscoop is clearly the most overpaid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:27:12 PM
No.150187889
>>150187865
goyboy detected
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:28:17 PM
No.150187899
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:28:41 PM
No.150187901
>>150187894
shit shitshit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:28:47 PM
No.150187902
>>150187894
Dakson i assume
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:32:32 PM
No.150187923
>>150187942
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:32:37 PM
No.150187924
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:34:37 PM
No.150187942
>>150187923
imagine if its trevor lawrence lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:35:20 PM
No.150187949
>>150188077
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:21 PM
No.150187957
>>150187938
panthers gonna surprise you this year
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:32 PM
No.150187960
>>150187966
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:46 PM
No.150187963
>>150187976
>>150187983
>>150187938
how are the bills fun
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 6:37:10 PM
No.150187966
>>150187960
Will she still want him when he gets fired Week 1?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:40 PM
No.150187976
>>150188003
>>150188037
>>150187963
how are they not
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:39:46 PM
No.150187983
>>150187963
It is really, really fucking funny to watch them fall for the charlie brown football thing every year
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:40:49 PM
No.150187995
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:41:33 PM
No.150187998
>>150187938
>Saints
>fucking horrible
God I fucking hope so. I want this team to fucking suck so Mickey Loomis doesn't get any retarded ideas and think he can flip the roster around to be competitive. I swear I don't want to hear a fucking peep out of other Saints fans complaining about the team sucking as if this shit wasn't a long time coming already. I'm embracing all of it. Please root for my team to be complete dogshit bros.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:03 PM
No.150188003
>>150188027
>>150188051
>>150187976
their fans are annoying, they always when they lose, they dont have iconic players other than josh
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:48 PM
No.150188022
>>150188029
>>150188038
>Tom Brady is an actual cuck to some strip mall Karate man
How does this happen to arguably the GOAT QB? He should be the Chad of Chads.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:27 PM
No.150188027
>>150188093
>>150188003
>they dont have iconic players other than josh
That's not true, they have....uuhhhhh, well there's......ummmmm, well...uhhhhh.....don't forget about ummmmmm...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:46 PM
No.150188029
>>150188044
>>150188022
Reminder that Giselle is more wealthy than Tom too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:19 PM
No.150188034
>>150188097
>>150187154
I remember when this punter posted here or at least he lurked
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:42 PM
No.150188037
>>150187976
their only star player is a flopping crybaby bitch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:42 PM
No.150188038
>>150188022
>How does this happen to arguably the GOAT QB? He should be the Chad of Chads.
Most QBs are derpy in some way. In Tom Brady's case, he's kind of awkward.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:48:18 PM
No.150188044
>>150190769
>>150188029
Yeah but GOAT QB (who is white) should be the apex?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:38 PM
No.150188051
>>150188003
>their fans are annoying
Irrelevant
they always when they lose
They always what?
>they dont have iconic players other than josh
lel what does that even mean to you? Stupid fanboy shit. Zoomers are cancer.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:06 PM
No.150188058
>>150187894
Kwab pinksock
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:14 PM
No.150188077
>>150188099
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:17 PM
No.150188087
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:55:54 PM
No.150188093
>>150188027
I honestly can only name James Cook
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:23 PM
No.150188096
>>150188467
>>150188090
Women are such a meme
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:35 PM
No.150188097
>>150188034
Trump does his best to worship jews, consistently affirms his loyalty to race blind civic nationalism plutocracy, and retards still call him a "Nazi" lol. Believe him when he says he's the opposite of Hitler
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:39 PM
No.150188099
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:40 PM
No.150188110
>>150188467
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:57:58 PM
No.150188116
>>150188245
>>150187865
>Tua
last season - $10M cap hit
this season - $39M cap hit
>then it's $53M-$65M for the next 3 seasons)
>Love
last season - $21M
this season - $30M
>then $36M, $42M and a whooping $74M in 2028
>Lawrence
last season - $15M
this season - $17M
2026 - $24M
>then $35M, $47M then a whooping $79M and $75M in 2029 and 2030
this will all be alleviated with creative accounting, would have to look up if the deadline for that this year passed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:05:24 PM
No.150188169
>watching preseason
>a wild Mac Jones appears on the Niners
I swear if you don't pay attention in the off season the pre season can be so confusing.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:32 PM
No.150188224
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:14:31 PM
No.150188245
>>150188297
>>150188455
>>150188116
For Dak, who is now one of the oldest and most senior QB in the league (crazy), you are indeed looking at some staggering numbers that half the Cowboy's accounting dept probably quit over
Dak
last season - $45M cap hit
this season - $51M cap hit
then $74M, $68M, $78M
>Jerry Jones is the only person in the world who thinks doing less is going "all-in." He's also the only person who is shocked that the Dallas Cowboys aren't in the Super Bowl this season.
>Jones, who is never lacking in self-confidence, spoke with Dianna Russini and praised himself once again for the major risks he takes as the team's general manager. That led him to Dak Prescott, who Jones signed to a four-year $240 million extension in 2024.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:45 PM
No.150188275
>>150188418
>>150186481
jalen hurts tush pushing all the way
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:22 PM
No.150188297
>>150188455
>>150188538
>>150188245
No one else would have given him that contract. Itβs bizarre how fucking dumb Jerry is.
>Stafford in street clothes at practice today
he's cooked isn't he
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:23:27 PM
No.150188325
>>150188298
I read on the NFL network scroll at the bottom of the screen that he was going to start individual drills. Wonder what those are but it doesn't look good so far desu
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:01 PM
No.150188331
>>150188377
>>150188298
he has 4 daughters ofc hes cooked
no but really i think he has a harmstring injury
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:25:23 PM
No.150188343
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:28:19 PM
No.150188371
>>150188298
Should've went out like Manning and retired after winning a ring honestly
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:28:47 PM
No.150188377
>>150188331
It's a back injury
getting real tired of the "the texans are good" normie take
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:23 PM
No.150188398
The new LT Josh Simmons has perfect feet placement, he only made a few rookie mistakes. Probably isn't ready for the best teams like the Eagles (which the Chiefs play early in their schedule) but will be playing at an all-pro level by the end of the season assuming he stays healthy. Chiefs found their franchise LT.
Chiefs have a Kingsley Suamataia problem. He looked bad at his new position. There was at least two plays that would have resulted in the QB getting murdered had they not thrown a quick release. Chiefs could have had a top 3 o-line if they stayed with Thuney.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:32:09 PM
No.150188405
>>150188441
>>150188793
>>150188387
I was not impressed with CJ Stroud last year. He doesnβt have that dawg in him.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:09 PM
No.150188418
>>150188526
>>150188551
>>150188275
cutest tush in the nfl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:34:07 PM
No.150188428
>>150188387
The Texans aren't that good but they can be a pain in the ass sometimes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:35:28 PM
No.150188441
>>150188405
You have no idea what you're watching. CJ Stroud is a top 8 Quarterback and if the Texans WRs are as good as I think they can be this season he's going to absolutely ball out. You should rewatch the Texans-Bucs game from his rookie season. He's one of the most talented passers in the league
Not excited about watching Stetson Bennett on the Rams most of this season. He will do fine though. I will say about a seven win team this year and might make the playoffs next year.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:36:46 PM
No.150188455
>>150188510
>>150188245
>>150188297
>3 players add up to over 50% of the cap
>top 5 add up to ~65% of the cap
Oh nono no ahahahaha
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:21 PM
No.150188467
>>150188090
>>150188096
Tom Brady married her since she was worth half a billion which allowed him to cheat the salary cap by taking less to stack his team. The downside of marrying a rich girl is that she's not going to tolerate your bullshit and has options. Live by the sword die by the sword. Fuck Brady.
>>150188110
Gisele matters to us, her net worth allowed Brady to take 20M dollar pay cuts which stacked his team and gave him an unfair advantage. Seeing Brady pay the consequences of marrying a rich women years later is therapy for us.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:38:24 PM
No.150188468
>>150188444
I'm surprised they kept him around. They never made it public but I'm pretty sure he had a big alcohol problem
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:45 PM
No.150188477
>>150188387
they were 5-6 outside the worst 2nd-4th place division since realignment
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:41:58 PM
No.150188498
>>150188444
At least you've got the Falcons 1st rounder and extra picks in the 5th, 6th and 7th next year. That's a lot of ammo for Les Snead to navigate the board. Rams could still win the division but it does feel like a down year incoming
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:09 PM
No.150188500
>>150188444
When do you think Jimmy G gets injured?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:32 PM
No.150188506
Les Snead?
More Sneed!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:49 PM
No.150188510
>>150188455
He needs to be forced out.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:44:16 PM
No.150188526
>>150188551
>>150188418
You Chiefs fans are too kind
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:59 PM
No.150188538
>>150188550
>>150188297
Jerry openly admits he enjoys overpaying for players lol. He thinks it's a flex or something shit. No wonder they have one shit since the salary cap started
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:49 PM
No.150188544
>>150188559
I'm gonna post it!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:57 PM
No.150188548
>>150188444
>SOON (again)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:00 PM
No.150188550
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:11 PM
No.150188551
>>150188418
>>150188526
Nice try homoerotic eagles fans
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:02 PM
No.150188559
>>150188544
bennyhill.webm
Iβm all for shitting on the Vikings because the state deserves suffering for importing a bunch of Somalians, but if JJ is even halfway competent, they are absolutely in the mix for a ring:
>oline
>wrs
>rbs
>koc
>flores
>defense
all cream of the crop
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:52:42 PM
No.150188588
>>150188597
>when asked about the Browns QB situation Baker Mayfield responded with "I don't care"
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:19 PM
No.150188597
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:29 PM
No.150188601
>>150188651
>>150188578
*They're absolutely in the mix to lose in embarrassing fashion in the Wild Card round.
FTFY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:36 PM
No.150188605
>>150188387
normie take is Texans are not that good. They went 11-8 last year. But when it comes to analysts who know ball, i've seen one of the better ones out there talking Texans in the SB yesterday
Let's have a quick look:
>OL - worst in the league ("there is very little to suggest that the group isn't deserving of the No. 32 ranking ahead of the 2025 season.")
>RBs Nick Chubb, Joe Mixon (PFF ranks this as one of the mid RB rooms in the league)
>TE Dalton Schultz (fringe Top10 TE)
>WRs - "The reason the Texans place No. 10 is their expected reliance on newcomers Jayden Higgins, Jaylin Noel and Christian Kirk for big-time production. The hope is that Tank Dell can get back in the lineup sooner rather than later after suffering a season-ending knee injury in 2024."
edge rush duo of Will Anderson and Danielle Hunter (both Top12 in PFF edge rankings, only other ones better in the AFC are Myles Garrett, JJ Watt, Maxx Crosby)
Overall DL - PFF has Top4 in League behind Eagles, Giants, Steelers)
>The Texans might have the best edge defender duo in the NFL in veteran Danielle Hunter and third-year player Will Anderson Jr. However, the Texans struggled on the interior, which may continue to be a problem area in 2025.
LBs - below average
secondary with Derek Stingley and C.J. Gardner-Johnson...ah so this might one of the reasons for the SB talk. PFF rates this the best secondary in NFL behind Broncos/Chiefs/Ravens)
>A strong unit in 2024, anchored by the excellent play of Derek Stingley Jr., the Texans bolstered their secondary by signing C.J. Gardner-Johnson in free agency to add another playmaker. Kamari Lassiter impressed as a rookie, earning a 77.5 coverage grade, while Jalen Pitre ranked among the leagueβs top slot cornerbacks with a 71.3 grade. Houston also drafted Jaylin Smith out of USC in the third round. With Jimmie Ward β one of the NFLβs most consistent safeties over the past decade β this group has the makings of an elite secondary in 2025.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:54 PM
No.150188615
>>150188578
I love you too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:59:53 PM
No.150188651
>>150188601
Oh thatβs probably what will happen. I just need the schizo lion fan (Viking anon thinks itβs a packer, itβs def not) to know to take xirs meds. The Vikings are legit for once and Iβd gladly trade dabol for koc
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:34 PM
No.150188657
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:42 PM
No.150188658
>>150188719
TRD
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:59 PM
No.150188660
>>150188578
Not happening
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:03:37 PM
No.150188677
>>150188690
>>150188298
Cardinals NOT coming in last this year!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:03:52 PM
No.150188679
The Vikings are not meant to win a ring. And you know what? Thatβs okay. :)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:10 PM
No.150188690
>>150188706
>>150188677
A Cardinals fan, on /nfl/??
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:43 PM
No.150188694
>>150188699
>>150188711
He's an insane stat, I know, Patrick Mahomes is on pace to have a DPI Called for 100% of his completions this season. This is unprecedented levels of refball we've never seen before
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:43 PM
No.150188699
>>150188694
here is an insane stat*
My Ravens are not meant to win another Superbowl yet. We already have two and want our frens who haven't won any like the Bills and Wions to experience said joy. Now thank us for our generosity
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:24 PM
No.150188706
>>150188690
The German guy decided to become a Cardinals fan for some reason.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:56 PM
No.150188711
>>150188694
wtf Grok, is this true?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:50 PM
No.150188719
>>150188658
This but queefs and swifties too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:09 PM
No.150188733
>>150188737
>>150188752
>>The Chargers are winning the AFCW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:36 PM
No.150188737
>>150188733
This but in 2027
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:11:09 PM
No.150188742
>>150188753
Preseason is very important and indicative of future success
>>150188705
Lamar just doesnβt have that dog in him.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:19 PM
No.150188752
>>150188733
This but in 2009
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:22 PM
No.150188753
>>150188742
The Lions and Browns went 4-0 in preseason games the years that they went winless.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:26 PM
No.150188754
>>150188764
I've heard white QBs plan on going on a minority strike if Hurts/Mahomes wins another Superbowl this year
they are fed up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:33 PM
No.150188757
>>150188744
He just needs more help
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:13:27 PM
No.150188764
>>150188754
and Lamar Jackson will be leading the crusade
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:13:32 PM
No.150188765
>>150188705
Too bad it will be my Chiefs again. We havenβt won a Super Bowl in a whole year! Spare a thought for us in these trying times- we are not accustomed to such failure.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:14:05 PM
No.150188770
>>150188785
>>150188744
This. He needs to be more like Brittany Mahomes. She has dog in her.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:12 PM
No.150188785
>>150188817
>>150188770
More All-Pros too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:59 PM
No.150188790
>>150188744
He simply needs more time and another couple of All Pros then you'll see
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:12 PM
No.150188793
>>150188839
>>150188405
his oline was dead and that obviously shook him mentally and fucked up his passing and footwork. thatll kill any QB.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:40 PM
No.150188817
>>150188793
Yup. Patty had CJs line for one game and look what happened
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:27:51 PM
No.150188875
>>150188907
Aaron Rodgers will win an owl for my Steelers.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:28:01 PM
No.150188877
>>150189154
>>150188856
>>150188839
many are saying this
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/11/2025, 8:28:14 PM
No.150188881
>>150189090
>>150188705
>the Baltipoor Shitbirds STILL have not recovered from this despite having a Super Bowl winning coach and an MVP QB with the most help out of all other teams
Grim.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:30:31 PM
No.150188898
>>150188973
>>150189096
Patriots have one of the worst rosters in the NFL lmfao you can't even make the playoffs don't @ me spastic
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:31:08 PM
No.150188907
>>150188875
Another "winning season" with no Owl appearance almost guaranteed.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:42 PM
No.150188943
>>150188996
>>150189154
>>150188856
Joey Reddit got pressured on 42.5% of the snaps in the super bowl despite getting rid of the ball fast as fuck and he still made the game competitive. Mahomes is one of the most OL dependent quarterbacks in the league
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:36:28 PM
No.150188958
>>150188965
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:15 PM
No.150188965
>>150189089
>>150188958
well patty is the best QB ever by age 29 and even he looked like shit without his oline. so yes, CJ stroud looked like poo but because his oline failed him.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:38:03 PM
No.150188973
>>150188898
I'm going to @ you just because I too loathe the Patriots and they deserve to suffer for decades.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:21 PM
No.150188996
>>150189028
>>150188856
>>150188943
Chiefs have never missed AFC championship game even with bad o-lines. Meanwhile Burrow and Stroud struggle to make it to the playoffs.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:58 PM
No.150189003
>>150188995
No back to back for squirts lmao
>Eagles Pro-Bowl guard Landon Dickerson is thought to have suffered a meniscus injury to his right knee, per sources. Dickerson is getting additional options to determine the next course of action and how long he might be sidelined. less
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:42:51 PM
No.150189020
>>150189013
That picture with no context makes it seem like he died
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:21 PM
No.150189025
Got kind of an itchy throat and a runny nose today. Might go and throw some interceptions later today.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:23 PM
No.150189028
>>150189045
>>150189089
>>150188996
Mahomes has never had a bad OL in a playoff game that wasn't Super Bowl LV so what you're saying makes no sense.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:33 PM
No.150189030
>>150189013
>>150188995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHJAHAHAAHAHAAAAA
AN ACTUAL OLINE BABBY (HURTS) IS LITERALLY NOT MAKING IT PAST THE WILDCARD ROUND
OHNONOOOOONONONONONOOOO
IGGOLOIDS, MAYBE GO BURN SOME KERMITS AND SEND VIBES AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHA
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:57 PM
No.150189034
>>150188995
>>150189013
That's like 2 months recovery max. Way better than what was feared (achilles tear).
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:04 PM
No.150189045
>>150189080
>>150189028
The Chiefs' offensive line in 2024 faced significant issues, particularly in pass protection, contributing to a decline in offensive performance. While the line showed some strengths in pass blocking win rate, it struggled with overall pass protection grades and allowed a high number of sacks, impacting Patrick Mahomes' performance. Additionally, run blocking was also a concern, further hindering the offense.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Pass Protection:
High Sack Rate:
The offensive line allowed a high number of sacks, including the most sacks Mahomes had faced in his NFL career.
Poor Pass-Blocking Grade:
Players at left tackle, in particular, earned a poor pass-blocking grade from Pro Football Focus (PFF), and had a high pressure rate allowed on pass plays.
Inconsistent Performance:
The line struggled with consistency, with issues at left tackle being a recurring problem.
Penalties:
Penalties, particularly from right tackle Jawaan Taylor, also contributed to the struggles, wiping out positive gains and disrupting offensive rhythm.
Run Blocking:
Low Yards Per Carry:
The run game suffered, with the Chiefs ranking low in yards per rush, suggesting difficulties in creating running lanes.
Impact on Explosive Plays:
The struggles in both pass and run blocking impacted the team's ability to generate explosive plays, which are crucial for offensive success.
Overall Impact:
Impact on Mahomes:
The struggles of the offensive line directly affected Mahomes, leading to more pressure, sacks, and potentially impacting his statistical performance.
Offensive Disruption:
The inconsistencies and struggles of the offensive line made it difficult for the Chiefs to establish a consistent offensive rhythm, impacting their ability to move the ball effectively.
Adaptation Required:
The Chiefs had to adapt their offensive game plan to compensate for the OL's weaknesses, which sometimes involved more quick throws and less reliance on longer developing plays.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:09 PM
No.150189047
>>150189013
Well well well...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:37 PM
No.150189055
>>150188578
QB - 'rookie' who was #69 and #81 in passing ypg his two years at Michigan)
OL - #7 OL (#4 in NFC behind the OLs in front of Hurts, Baker and Gayleb)
RB - #11 RB unit (#9 in the NFC and #3 in NFCN behind GB/DET, #3 in NFCS behind ATL/CAR, #3 in NFCW behind ARI/SEA, and #2 in NFCE behind PHI)
#6 receiving corps (#4 in NFC behind 49ers, Lions and the best two in NFL are the ones Hurts and Baker have)
------------
DL - #16 in NFL (Top6 in NFC behind DAL, LAR, DET, NYG, PHI)
LB - #10 in NFL (Top6 in NFC behind NO, SF, WAS and the best two in the NFL: DET and PHI)
#27 secondary (Bottom 4 in NFC along with WAS, CAR, DAL)
>This is an aging secondary that benefits from a defensive scheme designed to pressure opposing quarterbacks. Safety Harrison Smith still plays quality football, though his prime years are behind him. Josh Metellus is an average safety but reliable against the run. Cornerback Byron Murphy Jr. is coming off a career year, but itβs unclear whether heβs finally hitting his stride or if it was a one-year spike in performance. The Vikings added several defensive backs in free agency β Isaiah Rodgers, Tavierre Thomas and Jeff Okudah β but they will likely need the front seven to continue generating heavy pressure for the secondary to succeed.
Updated predictions, I'm confident I called the Pats right but still consider AFC West and Bengals in questions
For the NFC I lost all faith in the Rams now that Stafford is injured but I still think the Rams win the NFC West. I picked them for the Superbowl reps but now I don't see it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:20 PM
No.150189063
>>150189095
>it was the o-line's fault n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
holy FUCK! a new argument from the muttlover. i'll be damned.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:29 PM
No.150189066
>>150189071
>>150189084
>>150189058
>two certified chokers in the AFCCG
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:48 PM
No.150189070
>>150189079
>>150189058
Havent you heard? The eagles are dead pal
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:51 PM
No.150189071
>>150189084
>>150189066
I want a "Someone's gotta win" AFCCG so very dearly
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:47:22 PM
No.150189079
>>150189118
>>150189070
Did Barkley get hurt? The entire Chiefs defense was designed around him lol
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:47:23 PM
No.150189080
>>150189105
>>150189154
>>150189045
Sorry buddy no matter how much chatgpt slow you copypaste you won't convince me a line with two All Pros and a pro bowler is bad
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:47:46 PM
No.150189083
I'll take a WC loss with $5M JJ over a WC loss with $55M jordyn manlover.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:47:46 PM
No.150189084
>>150189066
>>150189071
Every year you fucking tards go "BUT IT HAS TO BE THE RAVENS BRONCOS BENGALS BILLS YEAR THIS YEAR :(((("
Fuck you.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:08 PM
No.150189089
>>150189125
>>150189028
Chiefs lost starters on their oline before that superbowl. It was backups of backups who got injured during that owl. Brady was gifted that ring.
>>150188965
>and even he looked like shit without his oline
I think it was a combination of a bad oline and all the weapons being injured
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:09 PM
No.150189090
>>150189100
>>150188881
>a white QB throwing to a white QB turned WR throwing to a white WR
is there a more racist nfl gif than this?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:22 PM
No.150189093
>>150189099
>>150189123
>>150189058
How do the Ravens beat the Eagles?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:29 PM
No.150189095
>>150189110
>>150189132
>>150189063
He's been using that argument for months now
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:38 PM
No.150189096
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:52 PM
No.150189099
>>150189114
>>150189093
Ravens' only problem was secondary which they addressed. They have a better offense than the Chiefs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:53 PM
No.150189100
>>150189090
>white QB turned WR
>edelman
>White
kek. no.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:36 PM
No.150189105
>>150189080
In the 2024 season, the Kansas City Chiefs' offensive line performance was perceived as inconsistent, despite having talented players like All-Pros Joe Thuney and Creed Humphrey, who were recognized for their strong play.
Here's why the offensive line faced challenges:
Left Tackle Struggles: The Chiefs struggled to find a consistent presence at left tackle throughout the season.
Rookie Kingsley Suamataia started the season but struggled in both pass protection and run blocking.
Wanya Morris then stepped in, offering more consistency but still allowing sacks and pressures.
Veteran D.J. Humphries was signed in November but only played two games due to a hamstring injury.
According to The New York Times, the subpar tackle play contributed to the Chiefs' offensive line problems.
Interior Strength vs. Tackle Weakness: While the interior offensive line featuring Joe Thuney (Left Guard), Creed Humphrey (Center), and Trey Smith (Right Guard) was a strength, their performance was not enough to compensate for the weaknesses at the tackle positions.
All three interior linemen had strong PFF (Pro Football Focus) grades, particularly in run blocking.
Thuney even stepped in to play left tackle late in the season due to injuries, demonstrating his versatility and impact.
Impact on Overall Offense: Despite the struggles on the offensive line, particularly at left tackle, the Chiefs' offense managed to be efficient, ranking 8th in offensive success rate in 2024. However, the inconsistent pass protection might have played a role in the lack of explosive plays.
In summary, the Chiefs' offensive line in 2024 faced issues primarily at the left tackle position, which, despite the strength of their interior linemen, led to inconsistencies in pass protection and affected the overall explosiveness of the offense.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:54 PM
No.150189110
>>150189095
See, this is why I shouldn't take summers off.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:50:19 PM
No.150189114
>>150189099
their qb is a choker
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:50:41 PM
No.150189118
>>150189079
All we gotta do now is find a way to stop AJ Brown, devonta, goedert and dotson....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:02 PM
No.150189122
>>150189142
didn't read
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:32 PM
No.150189123
>>150189144
>>150189093
all the ravens have to do is not choke, they have all the tools they need
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:51:39 PM
No.150189125
>>150189089
Eric Fisher, a Pro Bowl LT was playing in the AFCCG therefore he had a good OL. Unless of course you want to backtrack on your "LT is the 2nd most important position in the NFL" take.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:52:12 PM
No.150189132
>>150189095
Same excuse when Brady cucked him too
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:52:14 PM
No.150189133
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:53:08 PM
No.150189142
>>150189122
Research and anecdotal evidence suggest that users of online platforms like 4chan may exhibit difficulties with reading comprehension for several reasons:
Impact of internet culture on attention & deep reading: The prevalence of short-form content, visual media, and constant distractions online can lead to reduced attention spans and a shift towards skim-reading rather than deep comprehension. This can make it harder for individuals to engage with and process longer, more complex texts that are necessary for nuanced understanding.
Cognitive biases and echo chambers: Online platforms can contribute to the formation of echo chambers where individuals are primarily exposed to information and perspectives that align with their existing beliefs. This can reinforce confirmation bias and make individuals less likely to critically evaluate information or engage with opposing viewpoints potentially affecting their ability to comprehend and assess information objectively.
Informal language and specialized jargon: Online communities including 4chan often utilize informal language slang, memes and jargon that may not be easily understood by everyone especially those outside of the specific online community. This can create barriers to understanding and contribute to misinterpretation.
Anonymity and reduced accountability: Anonymity a key feature of platforms like 4chan can potentially contribute to less thoughtful and considered communication. When users don't feel personally accountable for their words it might lead to a decreased emphasis on clear well-structured communication which can indirectly impact comprehension.
Focus on entertainment and rapid information consumption: The fast-paced and entertainment-driven nature of some online communities may prioritize rapid consumption of information and quick responses over in-depth analysis and critical thinking. This environment might not encourage the slower more deliberate process needed for deeper comprehension.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:53:21 PM
No.150189144
>>150189178
>>150189123
They got beat by the Eagles straight up last season. No choking, just the better team winning.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:54:19 PM
No.150189154
>>150189160
>>150189185
>>150188856
>>150188877
>>150188943
>>150189080
Chiefs had 4 starters at LT in 2024, all other teams that dealt with that were
17-51
Chiefs were 17-3 which is a testament to Mahomes greatness. Mahomes sent Burrow and Stroud home crying when last seen, don't mention those plebs in the same sentence as him.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:54:28 PM
No.150189155
>>150189161
>>150189163
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:08 PM
No.150189160
>>150189154
Grok is this true?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:18 PM
No.150189161
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:32 PM
No.150189162
>image from 7 years ago
kek, so, anyways.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:43 PM
No.150189163
>>150189155
Pathetic performance from my Vikies. I wanted every single player and coach gassed.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:46 PM
No.150189165
>>150189177
>>150189189
What's next for Tua and the Miami Dolphins?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:53 PM
No.150189166
>patty cuckitini
>lameme "runnin" blackson
>gaylen squirts
>shitdoor sandles
>shit shitshit
>black qbs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:55:55 PM
No.150189167
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:38 PM
No.150189176
might sound insane but i found the chiefs offense last season pretty entertaining to watch
it was all systematic but fun
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:49 PM
No.150189177
>>150189165
For the sake of his health and family hopefully retirement
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:57:01 PM
No.150189178
>>150189144
i disagree, but last year is irrelevant anyway as we won't see the same rosters when they meet this year
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:57:08 PM
No.150189181
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:06 PM
No.150189185
>>150189154
>Chiefs were 17-3 which is a testament to Spagnuolo's greatness
FTFY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:19 PM
No.150189189
>>150189165
kill yourself brownoid.
He's going to keep playing until he dies or runs out his contract, just like McDaniel. Ross isn't going to do anything to actually improve his team like fire grier (gm) or mcdaniel or tua. Saying that, not really anyone to replace those idiots with so it is kinda shit.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:38 PM
No.150189194
>>150189215
Why does the WNBA act like having Dildos thrown on their court is so insulting
its been happening at real sports games for years
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:51 PM
No.150189195
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:00:45 PM
No.150189215
>>150189194
It is a reminder their entire league and existence is subsidized by penises. (The WNBA is 100% funded by the NBA, they make 0 profits.)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:00:53 PM
No.150189217
Stop making excuses for this faggot.
Mahomes made it to the owl with bad defense.
Mahomes made it to the owl with a bad O-line.
Mahome made it to the owl without weapons.
Burrow has NEVER had a 100 passer rating in the playoffs despite having Chase and Higgins.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:15:13 PM
No.150190769
>>150188044
Jordan is the apex athlete
>more fame
>more money
>more height
>more muscles
>less teammates