Tim Elliot fight week

First for Finland

Finna permaheem myself and this other American.

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
/f1/ /cric/ /mlb/ /nfl/ /copalib/ /afl/ /heem/ /trans/ /epl/ /efl/ /hoc/ /cyc/ /bundes/

KILL KHAMZAT
WOOOOOOOO

Mfw coach Javier Mendez speaks

Argentina is the algeria of the messican world

Reckon I could heem every here

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
/f1/ /cric/ /mlb/ /nfl/ /copalib/ /afl/ /heem/ /trans/ /epl/ /efl/ /hoc/ /cyc/ /bundes/

>>150184025 (OP)
Remember when Mike Perry fought this dude and kept eating Hamburgers and giving him shit and then Mike Perry somehow missed weight and then lost 25% of his fight money and then also lost the fucking fight?

>>150184036
>>150184025 (OP)
kek did we both think our respective doos were fighting last week? I made a kai asakura thread thinking he was tatsuro taira

>>150184042
Corr

OOOHH THE CATTY IS IN TROUBLE HERE JOE
HERB DEAN IS TAKING A REAL CLOSE LOOK

>>150184045
Like it was yesterday b

Today it rained for 3 hours straight, which made me very happy. This post is MMA related because Garth enjoys rain also.

>>150184045
retard

wait nvm youve been making that shit since july

>>150184042
I'd lay siege to a castle for this raw stinky new jersey woman

>>150184056
God bless you messibro

What would you guys do if you were peaheaded?

I could heem everyone itt

>>150184070
You too, G.

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
/f1/ /cric/ /mlb/ /nfl/ /copalib/ /afl/ /heem/ /trans/ /epl/ /efl/ /hoc/ /cyc/ /bundes/

October 11th is your date!

You couldn't heem a wet paper bag

>>150184071
I'd prolly beat the shit out of conor mcgregor

Kid Cudi wore an womans dress on TV. Dave Chappelle discussed this happening to black men. What does this mean for Derek Lewis? Food for thoughts.

You'll dance for me, boy

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
/f1/ /cric/ /mlb/ /nfl/ /copalib/ /afl/ /heem/ /trans/ /epl/ /efl/ /hoc/ /cyc/ /bundes/

>>150184092
>Food for thoughts.
Go on nah scram ya panhandling deadbeat

>>150184083
>>150184094
You have sex with men.

I love stimulants!!

>>150184097
Hell naw.

>>150184106
You love having sex with men.

>>150184092
who cares im sure white men have done it too. now that I think of it remember hair metal days where the fashion for men was to dress like sexy girls? artists have always been wierd

>>150184111
Turn on your monitor.

>>150184112
How old are you nigga talmbout remembering the 1970s

one. more. sleep.

>>150184134
talming about remember remembering it not experiencing it first hand

>"if you see him (driscus) you let him know that we dont like his kind (african gorilla monkeys) here in chicago"
baaaaased belal

>>150184139
They're fighting tomorrow? You sure anon?

>>150184140
Damn b my bad bappa you like the offspring?

>>150184144
i boy belel but he low key says some racist shit

>>150184147
chael said so

>>150184150
>i boy belel
for what purpose

>>150184144
colbys going to beat his ugly ass like a drum

>>150184158
Boying bully b (outside his fights) is high iq stuff don't bother your pretty (ugly) little head alright blossom xx

I had Beastlal by tko/submission rounds 4 or 5 after putting HANDS on De La Lamea the whole fight.

We had it 48-47 for Daddy Mohammed

>>150184162
Yeah…………

All these years since winning welterweight gold and Colby remains a top ranked contender. Levels.

>>150184168
you really are a muzzie arent you

White power

>>150184171
You have sex with individuals that were born male.

>>150184189
Is there something wrong with being Muslim pal?

A month ago people thought Joaquin Buckley was that dude

>>150184189
If you don't enjoy seeing Dana White suffer then you are sub 90 iq and functionally somali

BULLY B JUST ORDERED 50 HALAL BABIES FIRE IT UP CHEFS HANDS HANDS HANDS

Forcefeeding Dana.

>>150184200
Joe Rogan sees a muscular young buck and gets overly excited, often fooling many MMA brainlets that still listen to him.

>>150184206
Who the hell is chris crail
Why do they let these random judges adjudicate high profile title matches

>>150184211
How do I get my forearms to that level?

>>150184149
Im Taiwanese and I like the Offspring. I boy Gaje!!!!

>>150184218
Joe Rogan died 13 years ago

a reminder that season 9 of dana white's contender series begins in just over 41 hours

>>150184222
Do 1 pull up a day.

>>150184227
Can't wait to see the next Kody Steele

>>150184221
inshallah brother

>>150184227
My brother has been staring at static TV for hours and whenever I call out to him he says "SHUT UP! I'm watching Dana White's Contender Series!" His pupils have been replaced with UFC logos

>>150184241
*flings bacon grease at you*
Shawarma my habibi (male lover)

Daily heeminder 90% of /heem/ picked Gane to beat Jones

What is this the hot cool guy channel??
*Turns on monitor*
Oh wtf the bitch wasn't even on

Gmhh

>>150184293
Not me. And I am the alpha because of it. Feels goo-no. Feels great. Tell you this though; Aspnal loses to Gane

>>150184304
I unironically agree. Aspinall is extremely overrated. Gane will hop around and win a boring 48-47

joe pyfer will be abused

Aaron Pico being a favorite in fuckin bananas lads

>>150184320
Explain why

>>150184322
He’s been fighting shitters for a decade. He’s getting an undefeated dude who has beaten ranked UFC guys. Murphy will beat him easily

Bellator fighters are poop but Aaron Pico's TKO win over Henry Corrales indicates this kid's the real deal

I'm gonna attempt to take a schaub, I'll keep you all posted

Kody "Bananas" Steele

>>150184327
Ignorant take. Murphy's never faced a wrestler half as good as Pico before, and it doesn't matter what organization he's fought in, his left hook is lethal
I want you to screencap this post and come back to apologize once Pico wins and admit you have no idea what goes on in this sport
You man enough to do it?

popped in to say i’m excited for ufc 319

>>150184315
Tony went from tanking this shit to tapping to Diaz…

>>150184315
I can't imagine the shitshow the threads will be after he gets ktfo by salt papi

>>150184327
>>150184350
also beating Ige and a washed Emmett doesn't mean much. both fights were slogs anyway. Murphy tepidly point fights just like Leon Scott
>>150184351
same here bro

>>150184315
dariush said he felt bad for tony and decided to wet blanket him for the rest of the fight

>>150184350
Pico will get dropped with a counter shot and either TKO’d or 30-27’d. Pico will never beat a ranked UFC opponent.

Kody F'n Steele advertently slips on a banana peel, does 4 backflips in mid-air and sticks the landing.

Death Sentence is /heem/: the fighter

for me? it’s gotta be fuckin bananas lads

>>150184360
I bet Dairush to win that fight inside distance and I was fuckin raging

>>150184356
They can’t be worse than the last threads we’ve had.

Murphy stunk it up with Emmett and easily won off elusive striking. Who's to say he can't do the exact same thing against a bellator can

Kody "Aaron Pico" Steele

>>150184351
Eff off

>>150184351
Cheers bruv. Wanted to go to Chicago for the fights. Would have cost over a thousand bucks for flight hotel and ticket tho.

Bananas n Pajamas.....now THOSE guys could fuken weem man

>>150184293
>just a bullshit, cazzie take
was the greatest (you) i ever received. wish i still had that collage

>the Bellatoe can will be good... THIS TIME!

How many times are you retards going to fall for this?

>>150184361
Good man. The fact that you're standing your ground and willing to own a bad take makes you better than 99% of /heem/ posters. I'll eat crow as well if I'm wrong, but I would be shocked. Pico is stylistically a nightmare for a point fighter who backs up the whole time and has never shown real grappling chops.

I'm not from these parts. Mind if I stay awhile?

Kody "The Crow" Steele

>>150184394
I always admit when I’m a retard. Only cowards disappear after a bad take.

>>150184376
>>150184393
Quit being disrespectful just cuz you haven't done shit with your own life. Pico isn't a can. Watch his highlights. He's the first Bellator fighter to come over in his prime since Will Brooks or maybe Eddie Alvarez.
>>150184407
Welcome, friend

UFC 400: Steele vs Pico

>>150184414
Respect. Post it in a /heem/ thread though, not a game thread. That shit moves way too fast. I'll check /heem/ on Sunday at the latest

ufc 334: bananas n pajamas vs teletubbies

>>150184415
Bellator champ Patchy Mix just debuted and he's primed up and still got thugged on by super mario. I'm telling you anon Pico doesn't have the footwork or the technicality to land on Murphy; it's going to be a very one-sided decision

>>150184407
good week to be on /heem/ my friend

the bellator bum will win THIS time

>>150184441
I think Pico will wrestle early and often. I agree that standing with Murphy is a bad idea. Good point on Patchy but you can tell he froze up cuz of how big the moment was. By r3 he was having more success. He also never really got hurt or anything
Anyway I never viewed Patchy as highly as Pico. I think Pico is the only guy keep the JacksonWink gym relevant today 2bh

>>150184222
>that level
Eat food

Neal beats Prates. Fighting nerds era is over

Soon Dricus will reveal his Bolivian ancestry

>>150184368

319 Countdown is really good

https://youtu.be/daMgKfsXHNI?si=4w72aH-vIR1ri7Vu

>>150184484
Watched this yesterday, good episode. Khamzat seems a lot more calm and reserved these days

Definitely not watching that.

Be real with me, bros: is Hamza going to pull out on 2 days notice?

>>150184494
penicillin is ez to get, nigga. he'll be fine

UFC 319: Du Plessis vs Borralho

>>150184494
you missed an apostrophe, Cervantes

>>150184494
Don't worry anon Gerald Meerschaert will save the card if need be

>>150184494
UFC has backup options if he does

>>150184505
Fuckin love GM3 but he’s getting heemed quick. Polish dude has hands

>>150184507
They don't have options, they have one option.

why are you being needlessly cynical and even putting that bad juju out there. this is one of the best fights that can be made. pray it goes down

>>150184515
Fluffy will be in Chicago too

0 chiraqians on this card
what's the point

Kody "GM3" Steele

>>150184494
bryan battle is ready for anyone

>>150184515
you're such a pedantic little bitch

Ngl lads Khamzat runs through DDP and it’s super underwhelming like Jon vs Gane. Then Khamzat fights once more in UFC in 2027 and retires to focus on having staph and measles full time

>>150184529
I watched Lucas Tracy and he said this verbatim. Are you Lucas Tracy? Can you sign my autograph?

>>150184538
I’ve seen that guy a couple times. Did he actually say something like this? I’m drunk and it’s 220am and I don’t know if I pulled this from memory lol

>>150184529
There’s a big possibility of DDP defending Hamza’s takedowns.
>inb4 he was taken down by Bumson
He’s improved since then.

a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini translating 200 Years Together with her identical twin sister

>>150184545
than*

>>150184545
DDP’s takedown defense is around 50%
I agree he’s improved but Khamzat took Usman down 4 times. Usman is a vastly better wrestler than DDP

>>150184407
IC code?

>>150184554
Usman got taken down by Leon Edwards

>>150184545
I also think Khamzat may not have a tangible strength advantage over Dricus and recklessly shooting a double might backfire

>>150184545
Tremendous cope.

>>150184554
Usman took that fight on 2 weeks notice. He admitted that he had no time to drill techniques. Also, he’s much smaller than DDP.

>>150184529
absolutely. khamzat is the greatest fighter of all time.

Heeminder Usman was offered a 5 rounder but didn't take it because he was worried about his cardio

>>150184566
He got tripped. Slick takedown tbqh

>>150184538
>Can you sign my autograph?

>>150184571
>no time to drill techniques
anon usman has been wrestling for 30 years

Kody "Slick Takedown" Steele

Need to end things with the second side piece she's so unbearable

percentage of adamant bettors who've watched every fight dricus and khamzat have had in the ufc?

>>150184350
>left hook is lethal
pico doesn’t have emmett’s power. murphy easily avoided emmett’s power

>>150184599
I didn’t see DDPs first couple fights. Def seen every Khamzat fight

Kody "Supremest Gentleman" Steele

Loopy Godinez fight week

>john phillips made it to the 2nd round
>rhys mckee on 1 week notice
>gerald meerschaert heemed 2 months prior
>li jingaling
>life and death with gilbert
>kevin holland on less than 24 hours notice
>usman on 10 days notice, life and death
>pre existing teeth injury
Where are Khamzat’s good and legitimate wins?

>>150184603
they are way different fighters and Pico's mechanics are so tight on the left hook that he can KO pretty much anyone he hits with it even if he doesn't have Emmett's raw power. Jeremy Stephens had insane raw power too but wasn't getting a lot of KOs because his game was otherwise very limited

>>150184628
you just listed all of them

>>150184626
feels like years since i last heard her mentioned
remember when that pedophile would spam her every day

>>150184628
I was at 279 when he fought holland. It was wild to see Khamzat’s athleticism in person. He’s crazy fast and stronger than everyone

please refrain from detailed analysis of khamzat's fights

gotta get up in a few hours. gn bros and sweet heems

>>150184639
didn't ask

>>150184628
DDP went life and death with toilet Till and Bumson lol

>>150184647
you don't know what life and death means

>>150184647
Brunson isn't easy to read especially for a fellow goofy goober

>>150184646
t. Ganecel

DDP's coach said on Countdown that they will meet Chimaev head on on the ground instead of trying to get away. DDP is gonns try to sub him off his back or sweep him. if Chimaev gets spooked like he did against Burns, things would get very interesting
I am hoping Khamzat upends expectations and strikes early and busts DDP up. or fakes an early blast double and flying knee KOd Dricus kek

khamzat is the most dangerous fighter in history

bong sure is upset lol

>>150184675
>the ref
my sides

>>150184674
DDP by triangle after getting destroyed for 4 minutes

>>150184669
>t. Ganecel
what's up ganecel
remember when he got knocked down by pooeyvasa

I deserve more (You)s

No (you) don’t

people ignoring the larping mega loser perma virgin faggot that is finland makes my heart swell with pride. nature is healing

>>150184706
here (You) go Chadland

you've had enough

>>150184706
I agree

>>150184706
if you can proof that you have sex with a biological female then i will you more (You)s

>>150184320
Murphy is a poor man’s Leon. Pico will wrestlefuck him and Murphy won’t do shit

>biggest fight week of the year
>7 minutes between posts
grim
dead general

>>150184195
Well yeah

got a text an hour ago from my ex college gf who is now an ER nurse in Chicago. She said a “UFC fighter” just got admitted with pneumonia…she won’t tell me who it is tho

>>150184844
enjoy it while you can b

319 is stacked

>>150184327
Murphy couldn't finish the ghost of Edson Barboza, b. Murphy is a shitter.

>>150184293
You mean that fight in which Gane clearly took a dive?

>>150184733
>>150184776
>>150184810
Thanks bappas

>>150184871
Pico got finished by a literal drywall salesman lmao

>>150184868
it really is, /heem/ being a bunch of k1 watcher as usual

There is literally nothing wrong with watching k1

Magubo is LITERALLY going to have to invoke the Kobee/motorcycle girl to fix this. Like he's gonna need to shed some croc tears at a presser and tug on the heartstrings of the bitch tit mma journos.
He will prob say a trip to Africa reminded him of the accident, which reminded him of kobee so he couldn't make himself go (even though event was in South Africa, which is FURTHER away from Cameroon than New York City is from Los Angeles)

>>150184993
I used to watch it sometimes when I was bored but after k-1 tranny spammy- I refuse.

>>150184902
Like literally dude? Literally?

>>150185025
In the Finland we say lit-er-al-ly but in bongistan you say lich-rilly why is this

>>150185044
Accents and a lazy disregard of proper enunciation.

Talmbout literally speaking better English than the bongs only possible competition is Canada they speak quite well

>>150185054
In the norff I assume it's either lit-rilly or li'-rilly and perhaps likh-rilly in liverpool

I don't particularly have a problem saying "literally" correctly, but at the same time I'm not looking to use it incorrectly in a sentence every 5 seconds.
This is MMA related btw.

>>150185064
Yeah that's how I imagine a Geordie would say it. I'm in the Midlands so how you said it earlier is how I hear it said the most.

K1 is THE WDWTCH fed

No refunds.

>>150185128
KWASM

I read apparently Francis is very brash and bragadocious when speaking French.

>>150185128
No: refunds, no reimbursement, no remorse
The Ngannou way

Speaking of Ngannous anyone seen my house slave he's been gone since pfl africa and was last seen on the prowl

>>150184701
remember when jon jones subbed him in 2 minutes?

Whilst Aspinall was sitting watching soaps on a crushed velvet sofa, surrounded by "Live, Laugh, Love" wall decals. Frank was in the depths of poverty with a dream. Chills.

posting about /heem/ personalities when they're not even here is the saddest shit going

>>150185169
Post sign

I didn't know Africa even existed until Ngannou put it on the map

Tim eliot looks like the type of redneck to lick on the lower end of a deer's balls to know if its male or female.
Never saw him tawk or watched him fight btw

>>150185185
Theres still alot of slavery there.. just without the white person even though we invented it..

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

>>150185187
Quite a specific reference there mustafa

>>150185191
Look at your flag and rethink what you just said

Cannonier has good wrestling right ?

>>150185217
He does?

>>150185245
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

>>150185279
Pita falafel and 1,5l jaffa

>>150185279
nigga gtfo utta here with that educated bullshi

>>150185293
I thought it was funny when rampage says "may I axe you" when he questions somebody turns out most american nigs cant say the word correctly for some reason

Dricus vs Khamzat has got to be the first title fight in recent memory where neither guy has tattoos. What would be the last one, Jiri vs Glover?
>inb4 Dricus vs Strickland
Strickland has a tattoo of a kiss mark on his micropenis

I used to think 'stafa was alright but he's trying to pretend he's in any way better than Rampage even though he's a dirty IC6

The UFC wants Pico to win so they can justify giving him a title shot before Movsar

Why are fighters predisposed to getting tattoos?

I'll leave this out see if he comes back to the farm
>>150185347
Lower class people

>>150185347
They say it's about expression or some other shit but it always seems to me as some defense mechanism

>>150185347
I dunno but goddamn it makes them look like fags

>>150185368
No one asked sandman

>>150184025 (OP)
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Russia
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Spain
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Germany
Czech Republic
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Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

>>150185345
And that's a good thing.

>>150185372
Huuuge fan of that side character on MW3 lemme tell you something he showed strength, resilience, calmness during stress inducing hapslosions and most importantly he sacrificed his life so his mates would fly off safe.

Imagine how hyped up you'd get during a BKFC face off with Gooby coked to the gills, yapping his head off

>>150185372
Sandhagen? I think he's an intelligent fighter. I enjoy watching him fight.

>>150185421
He looks unwell, frail, sickly

Class time at the heem watch party on the weekend. Let's do it again soon

>5 more sleeps
fellows, how do I speedrun this?

>>150185440
Xanax

>>150185440
Watch chael sonnen videos

Cory Sandhagen has been microdosing penis envies and has been watching Cary Kolat instructionals. Ready to shock the world

le obscure reference xD

>>150185483
Always about cock with you isn't it

always about time we get a proper fight in makes what should be a world championship if the sports grows at least out of China in a couple weeks

Merab spend 60% of his time in his multiple and hidden sm accounts defending united states of america from chinese communist propaganda in the internet

>>150185407
...because?

>>150185503
Penis envy is a shroom variant that'd knock your socks off lad

>>150185569
noncesar is a boring shitter

Bo Nickal beat up a landscape gardener and American's lost their minds

>>150185573
My socks aren't losing to some gay fungus

fighting is so much more than technique

>>150185636
he had better technique though

Ryan Hall took a dive against topuria.

>>150185642
and if you hadn't eaten breakfast?

>when you're holding something at waist height, it slips and then you punch yourself in the bollocks trying to catch it

>>150185685
I've ran 37574379 visual simulations in my brain and I still cant see how could that happen

>>150185699
talmbout you can't imagine yourself with a pair of testicles, b?

when I need a laugh I look at usman's resume and remember the narrative the media was pushing at that time

*takes last drag from cig, raises guard and crosses legs*

guys, i Need to end things with the second side piece she's so unbearable

Brendan Schaub on DDP's size

>>150185753
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Has Tony Hernandez surpassed Tony Pettis and Tony Rumble Johnson as the best Tony in UFC history?

the script leak is in

>>150185787
not sure what youre talking about mate, my second side piece is just unbearable

Chadmaev will sub Du Bussy inside 30 seconds.

>>150185802
in retrospect this was inevitable

How hard will Cumsocks lose his shit on the press conference? Dricus will definitely ragebait that AIDS victim.

>>150185885
How many of these topics do you think Dricus will cover?
>Chechen War
>Khamzat's split lip
>Refugee living in the warehouse at Allstars
>Chemotherapy patient tier immune system
>Kadyrov's cocksleeve
>Sick son
>Fled to the Emirates and changes nationalities more than Izzy

>>150185713
>*when I need a laugh, I look at usman's championship run and simply ignore and pretend his full resume doesn't exist, and then I remember the narrative the media was pushing at that time
Think that's what you meant to say.

>>150185885
He's going to be weird and calm, whispering into the mic. Cosplaying as an Imam essentially.

>>150185934
Nah, he always acts like an Imam in his 1 on 1 interviews, where he knows the sheiks are watching. Then he gets nervous that all the hoes and homies are watching the press conference so he acts like a thug teenager.

If Khamzat were actually an imam, he would know that MMA is haram and that he's going to hell
https://youtu.be/Y78KbpAAr8A?si=I3Uh-ECpmmsnCoEW

>>150185919
people forget man emil meek was a marauder

>>150185913
Probably everything involving nationalities. The opponents identity crisis seems to be Dricus' MO.

Russo-Chechen-Swedish-Emirati, Khamzat Chimaev

Will Khamzat change his name again after Dricus beats him?

>>150186105
This was a Greco-Roman match, which is why Khamzat did so badly. His usual wrestling discipline is Freestyle

>>150186124
Yeah and I play shortstop for the Mets.

volk says high enough level grapplers know tapping is a meme and there's all kinds of stuff you can do to keep fighting
now that's something the mma world needs to hear

>>150186105
Always thought the Kazmat part was some sort of typo. Was a certain someone's wrestling career not as mythical as promoted?

Finland

Why's it called freestyle if it cost him the match?

>>150186188
Don't ask questions goy everything in life costs money don't you know that *guru ariel sound*

Greco-Roman Dolidze

Fake ones tap to submissions
GOATs tap to strikes

I'm enjoying myself here.

these threads used to be SOVL man... heem is dying along with the UFC

>>150186242
heem's been dead for like a year at this point

Huh curious it appears as if Jones never submitted to anything

OOOOOHHH
https://x.com/danawhite/status/1954876574404366488

Jones submitted to the wrath of the late great Steve Mazzagatti

BREAKING:

Dana White and UFC announce Paramount and CBS are new home of UFC in 2026 and will have "access to all UFC content WITHOUT a pay-per-view model"

>>150186298
>without a ppv model
lmao the only time I ever "paid" for the ufc was when I took my gf to watch a card in a pub instead of streaming because we were hungry

>>150186298
>>150186312
Based His Excellency finally convinced Dana to drop PPVs

ufcbros we are so back

>>150186323
Paramount +++ Premium or whatever its called is $12.99 a month, according to Google.
I'm still going to be paying the same as before, regardless ;-)

dana won
https://x.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1954877693440454695

>>150186323
UFC barely selling PPVs is what convinced them to drop it.

>>150186335
what's CBS? also netflix btfo

>>150186298
damn I wish it was netflix or something people have anyway. who even has paramount plus?

What does this mean for us streamers

>>150186346
Boomers got Paramount so they could watch Yellowstone

i only have hbo max (mom has family plan)

I wonder if non-US fans will get events for free on Paramount too. It might actually be worth the monthly subscription to avoid dealing with janky streams

Just remembered that Donald Trump won some lawsuit against Paramount, they are probably using UFC to get to him and bribe him LMAOOO

USA is such a banana republic.

grock said:

The UFC's new seven-year media rights deal with Paramount (including Paramount+ and CBS simulcasts) is worth a total of $7.7 billion, starting in 2026. That breaks down to an average annual value of $1.1 billion, though payments are back-loaded—lower upfront, ramping up later. It covers all 13 marquee events and 30 Fight Nights per year, ditching the PPV model entirely for subscribers. ESPN's expiring deal was about half that AAV, so UFC's cashing in big time. Sources: CNBC, NYT, and the official PR from Paramount/TKO. If Dana's hyping this as a win for athletes, let's see if fighter pay finally catches up—history says don't hold your breath.

Sources:

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/business/paramount-ufc-fights-deal.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/11/paramount-buys-ufc-rights-skydance-merger.html

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/paramount-and-tko-announce-historic-ufc-media-rights-agreement-302526270.html

>>150186361
you couldnt pay me to pay for a ufc product

>>150186366
This is the truth same with Daner being on the meta board etc

>>150186361
Paramount++ isn't even available for sale in most of Europe.

Heeminder Ari made this deal Daner is still trying to sell slapfighting and doing boxing with the fat oil man

>>150186377
Is thsi true?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIXeNLgTMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIXeNLgTMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIXeNLgTMc

We cannot follow them.

leafbros we won one

>>150186389
Use vpn if it is come on b you're making us look bad

>>150186396
These shabbos are planning on paying them cymbro

>>150186398
I'm just asking man

>>150186298
>>150186312
Vince figured out PPV was dead like 15 years ago, why it take them so long to?

>>150186389
Says so on their home page.

>>150186298
>>150186312
I never gave money to the UFC

Intrigued by Craig Jones' excessive use of "eh" at the end of his sentences

>>150186409
It's on sky showtime instead i see

>>150186105
Chimaev does not mean Viking in Russian

>>150186409
based

>>150186419
I don't know if it will be. The rest of their catalog isn't all there.

>>150186408
because Vince was the only one who ever figured out how to correctly promote combat sports and how they work

>>150186434
take a shit on the athletes, force them to compete every week regardless of their physical condition, and make them fuck your wife and suck their cum out of her cunt?

>Deal Announcement: Paramount Global acquired exclusive U.S. UFC media rights from TKO Group Holdings for $7.7 billion over seven years, starting 2026, making Paramount+ the home for all UFC events.
>Content and Distribution: Includes 43 annual events (13 pay-per-view style, 30 Fight Nights) streamed on Paramount+, with some simulcast on CBS; eliminates traditional PPV model for subscribers.
>Comparison to Prior Deal: Replaces ESPN's $550 million annual contract (ending 2025); doubles UFC's rights fees and shifts to all-inclusive streaming.

>>150186419
Bro it will fersure be in some package deal here calm down

>>150186204
sad but true

>>150186441
those are the fruits he could afford to rip from his work for it was that excellent

>>150186443
i'm very calm

>>150186441
Wrasslin' is a family business you wouldn't get it

>>150186449
That's no good either have a coffee

what will replace champion ppv points?

>>150186298
guaranteed this deal got made because dana was sitting back watching tulsa king and he heard sly hit some goober he just heemed with "ay yer alright kid but you work for me now, gabeesh?" and he knew he had to be on the same network. tulsa king is grade a boomslop and are daner could never resist

Follow THEM? No way!

Pigus poo pozzy will be raped, taped, gaped, bred, spread and left for dead by his Zatdaddy live on network television

*hides post*

*ABOLISHES the PPV*
*UNIFIES the SPORT*
*SAVES the MMA*

>>150186471
Penguin was better

>gives you 5 euros
hey kid, you post for me now

>>150186408
Because they could still milk paypiggies for it.

I'm a casual fan to the point of almost being a non-fan. The new Paramount deal should be really good for people like me. I was never going to buy a PPV even if it could be promised that it would be the best deal ever. I think UFC is going to find a lot of people like me and it should be good for their popularity.

paramount+ is the bellator of streaming services
no chance their servers can handle an ilia fight when netflix themselves crumbled to tyson//paul

ratlip where art thou

>>150186498
Take the thong out yo bussy playa

>>150186498
we dont sign our posts here

>>150186507
Suck my blog

>>150186498

So the cards are just gonna stay shitty then right
If they think some of the numbered events are worth putting on TV it has to be more Merab vs Sean 2 tier dogshit

>>150186498
this freaking kid

>>150186335
>>150186312
>>150186298
here we get all numbered events for free on fightpass for like 4 dollars a month

>>150186528
For free for 4 dollars? What a deal

7.7 billion for a 7 year deal really isn’t that much for a company that has a monopoly on MMA

Do I still have to pay for ppv?

>>150186490
daner doesn't watch capeshit. i promise you he is watching nothing but shows from the taylor sheridan cinematic universe

>>150186535
MMA isn’t that big anymore without gooby cards

By the looks of it UFC PPV looks like its dead im probably retarded and wrong

its literally over. we've already seen what happens when ufc is paid upfront for x amount of slop (aaypex cards). now there's zero incentive to do any more than the bear minimum for the PPVs.

its double over because chatri and the pfl retard just fell into a massive opportunity since they arent competing with ufc for ppvs but are too retarded to do anything good

Dana won.

Again.

WE excitedly await Angela Hill vs Denise Gomes II. The flagship event of the UFC and Paramount partnership.

>>150186105
>>150186124
Both of you are faggots. He's lost many wrestling matches in both sports when he was a fucking kid lmao. Everyone loses when they're learning and coming up as a kid.

>>150184894
uhh why are goddard and herb vacationing together?

>>150186535
UFC generates 1.5 bil in revenue per year.

>>150186105
I can't believe there are actually people thinking Dickus du Pussy is any good

uhh isn't this fluffer nuffers guy supposed to be a monster grappler

I never see Khamzat "the Viking" Chimaev losing to Driecus "Can" Du Plusey easy first round submission for khamzat chimaev, I think darce

i think the cards will be good now.

Recent PPV numbers must’ve shaken their confidence in the current business model. They saw a way out and took it.

>>150186498

>>150186597
Who won this fight?

>>150186512
Such raw sexual energy

>>150186471
Paramount seem to specialise in Boomer power fantasy shows. See also Yellowstone and it's spinoffs

Without PPV points fighters will be paid even less...

>>150186611
teh fans

>>150186298
I bet someone could find a quote within the past 6 months of Dana saying PPV is still a great model. Of course that shit has been dead for ages, the only way PPV would work is 4-5 cards a year and concentrate all the good fights there. Even then once you get a Lewis/Ngannou or Alex/Ank stinker you stop paying for good

David Ellison owns CBS. His dad is Larry Ellison. In 2016, Ellison and Thiel held discussions about a potential acquisition of Palantir by Oracle (Ellison's software company). The talks were arranged by Palantir investor Marc Abramowitz and former Disney executive Michael Ovitz, with Ellison reaching out to Thiel to discuss a possible deal.

what does the ufc stand to gain from scamming their broadcasting partner? you don't trust dana and ari?

WE CAN'T

>>150186636
It's the technocrats aiming to control the political affiliations of young men

>>150186605
Even when they no longer had to disclose PPV sales numbers, if they got a big number, Dana would always brag about it at the post fight presser. This hasn't happened in years, they can't have had a PPV do more than 500K buys in the past few years

I can see Dana retiring pretty soon. Now that they're getting a Billy guaranteed by Paramount every year, he doesn't even have the incentive to fake giving a shit about promoting PPVs

Don't think the cards will hit the same when I'm not stealing them desu

>>150186621
The fighters know a union will give them 2X earnings, healthcare and a pension.

But Dana and Co have encouraged a culture of “pick yourself up from your bootstraps”, and be happy with what you get.

All while saying there isn’t that much money in the business to support this model.

>>150186650
I hope not. I like hating on the bald fuck too much

>>150186641
Yep, who in their right mind would want to pay north of 100 USD to watch THE Belal Mohammad.

So you're all going to pay for Paramount+ now right? Only $12.99 per month.

Jiri Prochazka's BBC (Beautiful Boxing Combinations)

>>150186670
that's the price of three coffees
of course not

>>150186656
This is the way you should want the sport to be if you're a fan of the product. Fighters getting too much money and power is what killed Boxing for like 20 years. It only got good again recently because the Arabs are using their infinite money glitch to force the top Boxers to fight each other. We've already got UFC top contenders sitting out for the better part of a year hoping they'll be gifted a title shot. Imagine their behaviour if they had a union, pension and even more money to show

bruh

We’ve got the first case of Fluffy derangement syndrome

>>150186682
I really thought Josh Fremd was going to be something in the sport, he had some great highlights at LFA

>>150186687
other high level grapplers in the division don't get taken down, mounted, or threatened submissions on
>>150186688
fucking awesome that they gave him fluffy in his debut in retrospect

>>150186659
Imagine being one of the female fighters Dana cheats on his wife with, looking down, and seeing him make that face as he eats your punani

>>150186687
it's unreal what a good performance does to some people's brains.

>>150186691
Who are you referring to?
Because every mw grappler has had those things happen to them apart from khamzat

Don't care, still going to pirate every card

>>150186692
Arianni Celeste according to June White. And this was Dana at his peak fat fuck era. Pre red light therapies and d-bol

mma is GAY

I wonder if Khamzat is getting custom shorts this week. It would make sense, he's one of the biggest names in the sport and it's his first title shot. They'll probably give him some wolf designs

>>150186707
Please please PLEASE tell me she had a penis.

>>150186707
What a stupid bitch, what a worthless video

>>150186708
Khamzat is going to fight in a loincloth

>>150186298
>>150186312
I’m just glad ESPN will no longer have UFC. Fuck ESPN

>>150186716
The older I get, the more I want to try and tranny. Brazilians might be onto something

let's flippin go

>>150186730
Pakibong...

is it only on paramount in the US? we still need to pay for PPV over here?

Here's how you make a good video

>>150186734
Dricus is unironically a coward for flying the flag representing a government that takes more land, money and safety away from his people every day. He should boldly be an Afrikaaner

I really hope that Paramount/Skydance ownership makes them improve the product, and that's why they're paying them less up front and more down the line with that intention. No more gaypex every weekend, no more full contender series bums+women cards, no more 6 and a half hour commercial tests. Pry wishful thinking though.

>>150186730
You fucking sex starved loser

>>150186755
>30 fight nights
>no PPV for numbered events
We’re getting absolute shit cards because it’s all paid for. UFC’s primary revenue is locked in through Paramount now. They don’t care how many people watch

>>150186749
I've expressed this opinion in the past. Refer to post no.149099327

>>150186774
Probably sadly yeah.
It's over.

>>150186788
Is that Garurumon

>>150186700
They get revved because someone is experiencing a modicum of success.

>>150186788
Lol, I knew it'd be some wolf shit. Looks pretty cool ngl, definitely better than Dricus', which are just barely more detailed than the basic green shorts

>>150186788
What is this meant to represent

It'd be kino if Khamzat walked out with the old Chechen rebel flag. That would piss off Daddy Kadyrov though

>>150186740
>Paramount is interested in buying UFC’s international rights to pair with U.S. rights, the company said in a statement. Those rights arise on a rolling basis, with about one-third of them available each year. UFC matches are currently available in more than 210 countries. Paramount will have a 30-day exclusive negotiating window for each country’s rights when they’re up for renewal, Shapiro said

It's going to be on a country by country basis. It'll more than likely be available in Australia.

>>150186755
If you were optimistic, you'd think 7.7 billion is a lot of incentive for Dana to up the quality of the product.

>>150186827
so outside of the US everything is as it was?

>>150186816
he would literally get murdered for doing that

>>150186755
Paramount should have included a clause in the contract to reduce the amount paid if they don't meet certain criteria (X number of ranked fighters per fight night, fewer wmma, etc.). Giving these lazy bums 1 billion every year no questions asked is insane. They generate that every year I believe, and that's including merch and brand deals and other stuff, now they'll be getting it outright just for the broadcasts.

apparently the ppvs are free on CBS

>>150186749
Why?

He's a proud South African that loves his Bantu dick daddies.

when is the last espn ufc broadcast?
i wouldve expected something like netflix or even rumble, but paramount is a weird one. i wouldnt associate them with sports. at least its not dazn

>2026 move to paramount plus official
>ppvs eliminated
Once again, fighters lose another income stream with ppv points gone. Surely that $1.1bn a year from 450m/yr at espn will trickle down to the fighters...good for us fans but fuck you danar

Are you guys going to subscrube immediately and lock in for $120/mo premium before they potentially bump the cost up in january?

>>150186827
>up the quality
It's a churn and burn meat grinder of literal whose every saturday and occasionally tuesdays.

hes right you know

>>150186837
I hope everything airs on Sports net in Canada. If not, streams will be easier to find than ever.

contender series this tuesday

>>150186804
The wolf raping the piggy.

>>150186850
>Are you guys going to subscrube immediately and lock in for $120/mo premium before they potentially bump the cost up in january?
where do u think u r

>>150186843
Fake news.

>Under the deal, Paramount will exclusively distribute the UFC's full slate of its 13 marquee numbered events and 30 "Fight Nights" on its streaming platform, Paramount+ -- with select numbered events also set to simulcast on CBS -- starting in 2026.

https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/45943325/paramount-tko-group-reach-7-year-deal-all-ufc-events-us

I wonder if they will still do some sort of views based pay for champions or if it will be a fixed amount regardless of how many people watch

>>150186827
I can dream 7.7B is enough to force them to improve and hope it was all ESPN/Disney fucking things up anyway.
>>150186842
Do we know the full contract? All I read was they're getting less up front and more as the years go on. I'm with you though.

The wolf gapes the pink piglet when it squeals

>>150186724
you're just hating because you don't get to put your cock in her beautiful tight little pussy

Can fighters renegotiate their contracts when PPV points become obsolete?

ppvs have just become fightnight+

lifting weights.

Imagine some poor little bacon bussy Boer running into these Chechen Daddies

>>150186909
My clitty just creamed

>>150186909
nothing an apache can't fix

>>150186827
shit i hope so but trusty pirating will always be there just in case

>no luke thomas emergency broadcast
how am I supposed to make sense of all this?

>>150186312
late ass bitch
>>150186298
uhh... pooramount xisters... is this true???

>>150186909
Hhayi man, watch your mouth, you lekker poes! You're talking proper kak.

free?
FREE?
What commie bullshit is this?

>>150186938
>worse than espn+ in every way
Dana you bald headed fuck

>spinning backfist said

Paramount
>Buys all of Star Trek (nuTrek is dogshit albeit)
>Buys South Park
>Merges with SkyDance
>has every soccerball game a man could wish for
>Now has the UFC on top of all that (and numbered events at that)

why are they doing so much

>>150186843
They’d never show UFC on CBS during college football season

Brock Lesnar silicone fist

>>150186963
Technofeudalism

>>150186963
You gotta make moves man.

>>150186938
>>150186957
Yeah sports, at least nfl, is dogshit on paramount. It's the one app that makes espn look good unironically. Buffering and laggier than Espeen.

>>150186963
>nuTrek is dogshit albeit
But sexo with La'an...

>>150186976
>DUDE, REMEMBER TOS? THIS CHARACTER IS LIKE THAT PERSON'S GRANDMOTHER OR SOME SHIT. ISN'T THAT COOL?
that's the entire show

brother, ufc is always gonna be free for us, not paying them a single penny, ill mute the ads and scalp anik.

Wtf is a paramount? A new BJJ position ?

>>150186984
Sounds pretty cool to me.

>>150186984
Get this Geezer outta here

Finland

>$7.7 Billion over 7 years
How is Jon gonna duck Tom now?

>>150187004
*paramounts your ass*
*skydances away*

it was borderline free anyway. I used to pay 1 dollar for every event.

>>150186984
https://youtu.be/QT2AK7Qdbfw

Still gottem revved

So no kore PPV points for fighters? Another avenoo for cash gone. Another reason to be an fighter gone.

ok ufc here's the deal
i will pay an entire janny's salary for each event and not a penny more

>7.7b to me, 8.8b to you, 9.9b to israel

Khamzat will fall right into the trap.

Guys i smashed the job interview, but if i get picked, i am gonna have to act like a bitch boy for 8 hours between the customers and female coworkers

at last we get to see prime vintage dricus. an opponent that is aggressive brings out the slopchad. we we're tortured with the two strickbitch decisionator fights.

>>150187021
laughed at comic book guy as a child but little did I know I would become him

>>150186996
Not if it buffers and pixels out during heems on the broadcasters upload, stupid retard dummy.

>>150187054
nothing new then

>>150187054
>female coworkers
Do NOT date or sleep with a coworker. It always ends badly and everything will be blamed on you

>>150186984
youre being cringe bro

>>150187065
Do it, fuck this anon. It is always worth getting your meng wet (permanant STD's should be the only obstacle)

>>150187054
Being a bitch boy is a requirement to getting the job ?

> solves the brazza problem

>>150187054
Just heem them

>>150187090
homies got that clean fade

>>150187090
Chills.

>>150186298
Thank you Dana

>>150187065
Watched multiple coworkers destory their marriages doing this. Divorce is contagious.

BREAKING NEWS: I'm fucked.

>>150186938
>uhh... pooramount xisters... is this true???
Good. Now the paypigs will suffer the same as me.

>>150186843
>>150186965
College football ends around 7-7:30. They could wrap up the aftershows early for one saturday a month. Prelims start at 8pm anyways. Maybe early prelims will be on Paramount+.
Def means more ads during numbered events, like it was during the ufc on fox. Although I could see it being more "this promo segment brought to you by dudewipes" instead of the espn ad formula. Hopefully fight nights are more like bongs have it now where they get to see walkouts and corners between rounds where espn made you go to a repeat burger king ad.

>>150187090
those forearms on display are actually pretty insane for a bunch of washed middle aged men and most of them have their sleeves down. and don't even get me started on the ape index in this picture. the eye test on these guys is out of control

>>150187054
Nice one. I hope its better than you expect.

Make the new one

i ain’t making shit. fuck mods

baking a great one stay tuned

Ugh the backup to the second sidepiece keeps texting me

had an idea for the new give me a couple

>>150187336
>>150187336