preem: >>150184025

sweden for second

I will still send Dana $80+tip every month, his product is worth it

Suomi

like whats the incentive to have a aldo era gooby now? like you sort of want one for negotiation leverage when the next deal comes up but it isnt an immediate necessity
this might actually heem the superstar

UFC is finished
Dana done goofed

>>150187355
This

>>>150187084
Its a coffe shop so yeah kinda

Luke Thomas made a good observation

>>150187401
Don't look into it

>>150187027
PPV points only applied to some champs and most didn't see much from it. Only someone like Conor, Brock, or Ronda would've seen a serious share of it. What do you think they got with the plummeting PPV sales anyway?

Paramount Global is worth 16 billion and that's only traceable assets

>>150187401
this dude is so fucking stupid

Yooo I got this already for dexter let's fucking go

>>150187474
If mikey looked at me and smiled I would fucking deck his face and smash his stupid glasses

>>150187474
Thsi guy is literally a homosexual.

>>150187480
Grok told me this is false

>>150187487
That's his sister.

>>150187336 (OP)
Preem thread choom

>>150187340
ugly face reshape right off the bat

>>150187494
Facts!

>>150187494
Any sport that allows this is not a real sport.

mikey won the story i fear

>>150187494
dude really is the Einstein of bjj

>>150187508
>i fear
don't be scared, it's alright

>>150187508

>>150187529
wow what a jhumpscare

>>150187474
>rugula on pizza
Vomit

>wake up
>chug a cold brew coffee
>rip disposable vape
>shit my brain out

Time to start the day.

>>150187474
Pisslam is afraid of this faggot btw

What are the chances we get Spike TV back and Face the Pain promos come back as well?

>>150187553
Why? Islam is like double his size.

Experts are calling it "The Aspinall Effect"

Dricus “dirty diaper panties” du Plessis

>>150187561
Probably the leg locks, could end his entire career.

Roman dolidze’s brutal leg locks will be his key victory. Leg locks work so well in MMA

>>150187593
Retard!

UFC 319 is gonna be so stacked they've even got Chase "The Dream" Hooper on the card!!

>tko stock up today
>paramount stock down
That means UFC is the ugly spouse in the relationshop

>>150187529
Is this them?

>>150187529
Looks like Grendel from that Beowulf film

O'Malley wins the rematch, no cap

>>150187608
What's that make you, the Tom Aspinal's son of the relationship?

>>150187628
>Dricus winning by submission at ufc 319

Man Aaron Pico was really good in Bellator you guys! I'm sure he will totally hang with actual elite fighters now that he's finally in the big leagues.

ESPN is going to pretend like MMA doesn't exist now. No more Stephen A. SAD!

so you wont even need paramount+ for the best cards of the year? wtf was the point of the cbs clause in the deal?

Honestly someone please ban Luke Thomas from the internet

>>150187643
Is that Beowulf? Dude was a marauder.

dana won
ari won
blumpfh won
corporate judeo america won
i lost

>>150187651
That's just like when they said fights will be on ABC, and there were like 2.

Dana is a boomer who thinks free tv still is king.

>>150187651
We CAN follow them!

>>150187656
Dana looks cute af here

ESPN is ducking Gamrot

It makes me physically ill that TKO is going to Paramount after they bent over for Trump. I just want this sport to stop being so chud-coded.

will the price to put your name on the ufc canvas be cheaper after the switch? i wanna commemorate degen rips

>>150187684
The number of ads is going to skyrocket. Spongebob and Star Trek will be all over the gaff

>>150187651
What the actual fuck?? 7 years???? Dana fucked up
Also 13 numbered events is 1.1 per month, fight nights quality is gonna drop below dwcs

WE CANNOT FELLATE THEM

So what does the Paramount shit mean for sports bars? Will I still be able to watch UFC at Buffalo Wild Wings?

>>150187700
Boomer doomer pee pee poomer

>>150187716
probably the same deal where they need to purchase a loicense to show it

>>150187700
There have been 13 PPVs a year for like 15 years now bud

>>150187725
Shieeeet

so this means no more commercials right

>>150187734
ya last year was 14 ppvs and 28 fight nights so its pretty much the same volume of shit

>>150187734
Nop, since 2015 some years had 11 and some 12, 2024 the best year ever in terms of stacked cards had only 9 numbered events

He’s the GOAT

John Pork Pink Pig Panties

>>150187757
There were 14 PPVs last year

DERE WUZ NO ROIPE

>>150187771
He's the goat fucker

Didn't paramount also just buy Southpark for a billion? After a decade of having nothing but boomer tv and college basketball? Their lead jew is coming in clutch with writing the checks

luke said pfl is popping off

Does God ever speak to you, /heem/?

>>150187821
richard the goat fucker

pfl vs ufc, id think youd be surprised

>>150187776

Rankings in terms of relevance:
>UFC
>ONE and Rizin
Power gap
>PFL

At least E!SPN can fuck off

>ONE

Heem won Ari had to settle.

https://youtube.com/shorts/nPDi6gRYjpM?si=pJvHZmK5uoKjCUSD

>>150187920
Nah no one knows one or rizin unless its a fan/trains
Only one that was really big was bellator

Who you got?

Paramount lfg

still going to pirate a 480p 30fps stream for every event

daner simply got rid of the ppv competition so his baby can flourish (power slap)

>>150187969
>dana Goldberg
Chills !

Dricus by Kaio-ken x3

>>150187969
hitler

>>150187969
Grönsten & Guldberg… The Swedes are taking over…

>>150187984
Clitler killed xerself due to untreated gender dysphoria albeit

Dana might just be the most powerful man on earth

>>150187888
Constantly

>>150187336 (OP)
Couldn't get much worse than dealing with espn+

Dana could sell sombreros to a Mexican

>>150187954
Rizin was more relevant because it produced some actually good fighters who have transitioned to the UFC. Same with ONE. PFL and Bellator have not done this and their only relevancy comes from their recognition as "the promotions that aren't as good as the UFC"

>>150187336 (OP)
>Netflix loses out on WWE to espn
>Netflix loses out on ufc to cbs
KWAB

Netflix BTFO

>>150188047
Being relevant amoung us, isnt being relevant dude, Bellator prime was bigger than both one and rizin combine, the japanese are too closed and boomer pilled but they could become number 2 if they actually tried, i mean n2 in recognition they already aré n2 in talent

It dont matter if the UFC has a 7.7 billion dollar contract with Paramount they'll still be paying the fighters peanuts

>>150188102
Good

>>150187959
haha that's a really small pic

So cbs is just going full chud now? And people are like just gonna be okay with it?

>>150188079
I accept your concession

>>150188102
Good

>>150188102
Dana needs his hovercrafts man

Fighters should fight for their freedoms like Roman gladiators.

>>150188102
Jones and Ngannou perfectly illustrated what happens when you start to offer the fighters big money. If anything, they should be paid less.

Voodoo curse got francis hurt

>>150188123
You accepted mine by saying that

>>150188132
They already do. Merab would never have gained US citizenship without fighting

>>150188153
He still has time to make those little gay tiktok videos so i don't think so.

What happens to PPV points now?

>>150188074
netflix has been shitting the bed since they upped their subsctiption price

>>150188149
>the fighters
Bro there's hundreds of guys under contract. These guys aren't simply 'the fighters', they are some of the biggest stars in the sport. What the PFC should be doing is making sure that people can earn a living fighting for them. They obviously have the means to do that.

>>150188159
Easy come easy go

Netflix could have made that $7b if they did the deal and made a millie bobby brown vs jenna ortega wmma fight

>>150187336 (OP)
I'm still not going to pay a shit for UFC, will this make it more or less difficult for me to watch it illegally on streams?

>>150188159

Geoff Neal’s wife would be a cutie without all those gross fucking tattoos

i wonder what the former mrs. garbrandt is up to, she was truly the queen of thots

>>150188173
More easy

>>150188102
They should get wnba money

But I thought Luke watched every Real Madrid game?

>>150188159
UFC increases their share of revenue from 85% to 90%
Fighters all get pay cuts

Ia khamzat dricus this weekend
Do we have embedded or any interview, prefight shit to get hyped

i wonder if ufc will run paramount to the ground. would also be funny is espn turned out to do better without ufc's involvement

https://youtu.be/8qF84Xoaw_Y?si=WwQSYjrAAfXl7utp

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK ITS UP

>>150188258
they don't have google in your third world shithole?

>>150188159
The tiny little bonus a handful of fighters ever get? Gone

>>150188296
Your capital is full of pakistanis and blacks

here, let me list problems with espn since i started watching UFC December 2023

> constant audio/video desynchs for the last 3 months
> site wouldn't recognize that i had a subscription, or DID and still said I needed cable provider info
> I resigned up for the site during this time because I thought I cancelled my sub, so I got double charged AND still missed the fight night
> ads are horrific
> no walk outs
> no corner cams
> BK WHOPPER SNEED AND FEED
> just last fight night the stream lagged and needed to be refreshed maybe 10 times throughout the card

>>150188293
Thanks Tom
Fuck this other bong retard

>>150188314
I need a Pakdaddy to gape my bacon bussy

>>150188326
This.

>>150187336 (OP)
Damn I thought it would go to espn again because of that WWE deal

150188326

>>150188320
>he bought the subscription

The Panther of Palestine, Belal "The Prophet" Muhammad has been defeated

next week's card is a solid 7.92/10 on paper and has the potential to be >9.3/10
orange = amazing
blue = great
green = good
brown = might be good

>>150188348
stone imps are the fucking worst

should I buy movie theater tickets to watch this card?

Haven't paid for a single UFC related event since 2010

Haven't paid for a single UFC related event

>>150188362
sounds like it could be fun but could also be annoying/restrictive

Y’all be sleeping on the piconator no cap

>>150188391
he does to everybody his left hook connects on. and he's also a peach of a beast at rasslin. Murphy finna get cooked

>>150188326
>out of all the bongs a paki replies to me
Go back islamabad

uh ufcbros... is khamzat bigger than the sport?

>>150188362
What

>>150188362
how much is it? and do they have that sick curved view or just standard square

>>150188433
less is more b

wait so does tko the the 7 billie or is it contained within ufc?

I'm a registered PicoPal and I must admit 2 weight cuts in 1 month is a rookie mistake.

>>150188481
UFC. TKO will take from the net profits to issue dividends and create mega pay packages for Ari et al

>>150188495
Always good to see Ari getting paid.

>>150188362
Wait
You guys have ufc cards in the movie theater?
Might be fun, most likely the people around would ruin it for me

>>150188494
this is the dumb shit I'm scared of. I really hope Pico no longer swang n bangs like a retard. he seems to have it under control but UFC jitters do things to a man

>>150188293
I find it funny how people are clowning on belal in the comments
What a fucking goof

Ayo fellow PicoPythons I ain't so sure 'bout this one.

>>150188516
Chama joined isis?

>>150188529
PeRoevWade converted back to Islam when his Magodaddy spanked, spunked and sealed his bacon gape

The only way to save the UFC is if Dricus wins

>>150188522
>>150188494
he was dominating both fights before this certified retard moments you false flagging faggot. don't you have anything better to do than create disingenuous discussion? that's the mark of a woman, you pus discharging gash of a cunt

Pico Graham?

>>150188481
TKO owns ufc

>>150188537
0% chance pico does anything special this weekend, lol. been through this song and dance a zillion times.

>>150188442
>>150188460
>>150188504

>PeRoevWade converted back to Islam when his Magodaddy spanked, spunked and sealed his bacon gape

Burns was a good win you terminal cazzies

>>150188537
so he's a chinlet

>>150188565
>>150188581
he left himself open to big shots, including a flying knee. that's not a chin issue it's an iq issue. those kind of shots can put anyone out

heeminder usmeng lost to edwards in the 3rd fight purely due to mental shift. if you wiped their memory of the 2nd fight and everything else was the same, usmeng wins hands down.
mental is a part of the game

>>150188587
Dan Ige would have tanked that pussy shit

>>150188594
Wanhunnerbercen

>>150188594
usmeng kept protecting his head and taking hits to the body.

>>150188574
The guy who got knocked out by a featherweight is a good win for a middleweight? Not sure how that math is mathing playa!

Made another 'za.

Levels are part of the game playa!

>>150188595
he has a goat chin but lacks other attributes that a guy like pico has

>>150188613
needs anchovies

>>150188567
Enjoy it dude!
Who you going with?

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754935160884376.webm

>>150188656
You don't have to like Luke Thomas but you WILL respect him.

I'm so bored

>>150188656
does this dude seriously have a big enough following to make enough income to support his entire family based on bullshit mma takes? who the fuck even watches this midwit twat
Brian Campbell seems cool though and should leave this dork in the dust

>You don't have to like Luke Thomas but you WILL respect him.

>>150188689
He gets a military pension for his service

>>150188689
Luke moved to Washington DC for whatever reason. Do the math yourself.

>>150188689
YouTube ad revenue is no joke. If you can get 100k views a week you can make a living

Luke seems like the kind of dude whose wife is the breadwinner tho

I still dont get the cbc deal. does cbc pay one of the ufc/paramount to show some ppvs? whats in it for anyone?
its like having one of the ppvs stream live for free on youtube. like who wins? (besides the fans)

common dana white W

>>150188721
It's CBS retard

>>150188689
>>150188716
MK got jew investors three different occasions even though it never super took off. And Luke's personal channel is pretty good.

>>150188613
Good job, it looks inviting

>>150188761
whatever man its not that big of a deal

>>150188614
Colbussy is such a slut for xer Usdaddy

>>150188613
why do you have giant ass leaves on it. there's no way those taste good or have a nice mouthfeel. why is there no meat?

>>150188788
They smell great, it's basil

>Luke's personal channel is pretty good.

We ONLY watch Guru here

The GOAT has spoken

>>150188612
Burns at that time was fresh recipient of father time strength playa.

>>150188805
I actually sonetimes watch him
Nothing beats his impressions

>>150188805
Guy picked dolidze...

I watch Guru and want to lick Adesanya's armpits I'm somali btw

The Jews unironically hooked me this time, I am willing to pay $8 now instead of dealing with the jeet streaming sites constantly buffering

>>150188840
>paying for ufc
shiggy diggy

German Paddy isn't rea-

>>150188886
$8 is the price of a coffee these days. I'd rather have a stream in 4K 60 FPS with no delay or other bullshit. you're just a neet

>>150188886
the Jews took down strimsy, the only site that didn’t buffer. it’s worth it for $8 than dealing with buffstreams

Muslims think it's a sin to look at women but then pile 30 dudes into a bubble bath to inspekt bamholes. Inshallah the eternal Jew must eradicate them all from the holy land, and we must help them.

>>150188613
What they feed terrorist prisoners in guantanamo

>>150188913
for me it's lallasa and allie jordan

We MUST fund their Muslim genocide.

Why do we not simply nuke the middle east and take the oil from their charred and vaporized corpses?

I just want enough money to buy 5 acres of prime land and build a 20,000 sq. ft. estate featuring a dedicated heem room. is that really so much to ask for?

Wouldn't have made that deal without Ilia pay that man his points Dana

shut up bawb

>>150188975
I have 7 acres with ponds a fresh water stream and world class sport fishing. My buddy just caught a big ass Largemouth Bass in the creek yesterday, shit is so cash.

what would be funnier? Ilia getting stripped because he refuses to not duck Arman, or Ilia being forced to fight Arman because he's a good little bitch who does what daddy says and all his talk means bupkis?

>>150188993
You live with your mother and claim welfare while fishing dookies out ya DDPs, we lament

PPV points?

In the bin, next question.

>>150188993
that's amazing man. I'm truly happy for you and hope to get there one day soon. I want to take care of my whole family and offer my dearest friends a home away from home. where do you live? how much would you say the value of your land is?
I'm an attorney in training so I figure I'll need to save up for around 10 years to buy such a property all cash, and then I'll have to slowly expand my estate over time

ppvs are going to have ads now

Sorry Donn…heh…my motorcycle was broken and I couldn’t show up to work

Now that it’s fixed I’m going to take a ride to Paramount

>>150189011
You don't have any friends because no one who does, blogposts like this.

>>150189016
who kerrs

>>150189011
Bought for under 250k on the Gulf Coast and value has doubled since. Real Estate is still a pretty bitchin investment method turns out.

>>150188895
>>150188910
u have garbage streams and thats ur fault. tehre are good streaming sites out tehre

>>150189016
Ur opinion=WGAF

>>150188840
I will simply watch on shrimpy's streams with full HD, no buffering, and based racist chat

you VILL pay to watch crotch sniff

>>150189024
I have a lot of friends, but I'm not sure I have any who would go to the ends of the earth for me. That sort of friend is a very rare treasure, indeed.
>>150189029
Excellent. Yeah, my plan is to become a landlord on top of the legal stuff + market investing. God ain't making any more land, it's a safe investment if you can avoid over-leveraging. It's a top-tier investment if you can do all cash.
Congratulations, man. That really is wonderful!

>>150188895
the 4k deluxe package will be $12.99 plus tax and tip thanks

>>150189072
wow the price of a happy meal egad

Stipe Drvis is going to be in Tom Aspinals corner
He is former crocop striking coach, former WBA lhw champ

>DP'd fanboys praying for Khamzat to get the coof before saturday
It's like deep down they know he has no chance

Right: me
Left: you

>>150189076
Stipe "Draper" Drvis, amirite?

>>150189009
Next Belal Muhammad fight?

Dricus by five-point-palm exploding heart technique

I'm afraid Dricus will ass rape Khamzat so badly he will contract HIV AIDS sadly...

>>150189049
People on 4chan aren't your friends

>>150189091
Kek I dont see the resemblance
I dont remember watching him box, I saw some clips later on, he is a lanky dude and used his reach nicely
But absolutely hilarious guy, wish he did some podcasts in english

Anybody else randomly getting range bans? Thankfully I have dozens of fake emails so they never effect me, but tranny janny must be working himself sick trying to ban somebody.

>my buddy

>(I) Bought for under 250k

>>150189146
Nope
Probably someone on your isp did some shit
>fake emails
What?

>i bought for 250k

Hang on a minute...these posts don't appear to be about the UFC. Oh dear oh dear, these posts are not about combat sports at all I fear.

>>150189182
Sadly dirty diaper drew uses Heem as xer dead daddy double dip dickdown diary

>>150189168
Stop bullying the kid
No shame in working
Anything is better than being a neet

>>150189221
Stop posting what you did to ya dead daddy's thang please.

>>150189212
Xhe got fired for fellating a Mexican man and now spends in day fisting in xer mother’s DDPond

*translates* >150189252

>>150189278
Why is your fellow hajji so gay

Who is Chase Hooper fighting this weekend?

Oh hell no Alexander Hernandez is actually good what the fuck are they doing!

>>150189137
I know that, you silly dilly

The UFC got fleeced by the Paramount deal. The fighters will suffer.

what did he even buy for 250k

>>150189326
Obviously not, otherwise you'd be sharing it with someone who gives a fuck

You guys are all my friends

>>150189347
GRIDS medication to help with the pitbull pozz induced pancreatitis.

>>150189336
yeah right, the ufc sold them shit on a stick for 6 billion. ppv numbers were tanking now they dont have to worry about selling a single ppv.

>>150187340
why is it always the manlets that get foid love

how much is tko in debt for? this move and wwe seem desperate asf

>>150189353
sorry you feel that way anon. some other anons and I had a good convo

4chan ? Glorified group chat

GAHH GAAH GUAAH GUAAH GUAAH

>>150189252
I dont know what any of this means but that drug addict kid needs some selfreflection

We’re about to see paycheck performances to the likes you’ve never seen

>>150189365
Thanks, y-you too

kek gane was toms last choice after volkov and almeida

>>150189365
fraid not, i fear

the only people I like on /heem/ are
>the leaf that talks about fights and gives good life advice
>the polish guy that links streams to euro mma cards
>the one bong that talks about mma
>my few fellow americans who talk about mma
the rest of you I don't care about or actively dislike. I wish many of you would lose internet access and be involuntary placed under acute psychiatric observation

>>150188613

>>150189371
i thikn the pancreas problems were tehre before any of that shit, in which case its understandable that he paid that much
i doubt prep costs much, though ive heard its still expensive

Heeminder

>>150189549
No one cares about your dumb broke bitch life bro sorry not sorry

>>150189549

>>150189638
Dumb fat ugly bitch knows she has no chance with Mister UFC

>>150189651
y tu maricon

>>150189638
BWC fiend

>>150189638
White boy summer

I respect everyone here equally.

Are you ready to find out how much deader the poofc can be in 2026?

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FC_Um1MTo

Geof "north rhine-westphalia" neal

Do you guys buy ufc merch, like tshirts of fighters or venom gear to look cool while training

>>150189212
>>150189156
>>150189140
>>150189503
the sincerity in your posts is refreshing. But this general isn't worth your time. Hang around cripples and you'll go limp.

>>150189728
i think conor's best look was at ufc 264.

>>150189790
All good man
Ive been here for a long time
You'll see me post here once in almost never and than i dip for a couple of months
God bless

>>150189156
Xadame is evading permaban for posting child sexual abuse content and has to act like xhe didn't.

>>150189156
You can evade rangeban by verifying your email (throwaway email address)

paramount owns CBS btw

What will khamzat doing to dricus?

I sincerely hope you reddit trannies fucking stub your toe.

Lucas Tracy MMA: Sean Brady is the best welterweight in the world

>>150189638
We taking over

>>150189864
Probably trying to win i assume

Dricus Du Plessis weighs 300 pounds on fight day
Holy fucking shit

Lucas Tracey has bad takes but he's a jacked up white boy

joshed so many vans they call me vanning tatum

I'm so terribly lonely

>>150189915
>Max that high
Blud thinks hes part of the team

>>150189941
We know.

Imagine the SLOP the brass are going to feed us. 7.7 bil locked in and no PPV obligations. 330 will probably just bee Nina Drama shorts played at the Sphere

>>150189915

Petr Yan is the 9th greatest fighter of all time and it's something you gotta live with and accept

>>150189915
I cant respect a man with female name

>>150189915
Arman over Fedor all day

>>150190068
How many chicks named Luke do you know

>>150190068
Erin is a girl's name like Dana

I'm the jew who bought the rights to stream UFC ask me anything

>>150190115
Donda White heil hitler

>>150190118
Which fight on the last card made you think: "Yup... 7.7 billion." ?

319 is too stacked the next cards wont be as good

>>150190118
how do you make your money back?
to make 1.1billion a year you would need to sell 11 million subscriptions a year at $100/year

PPV bros...no one is a drawl anymore

Gonna have to leave this out for the night and call animal rescue in the morning

>>150190204
is the stacked in the room with us

>>150190243

>>150189868

non consensual sex

>>150189915
where's Daniel "Double Champ" Cormier?

>>150189915
who does that to moicano

>>150190311
At KFC

>>150190337
no I mean in the goat list not right now, he eats a popeye's in any case

Daniel
Dogshit Commentator
Cormier

jealous finnish bitch

petr yan bounced back from losing 3 fights in a row in his prime. top 10 all time shit

>>150190350
If UFC is doing away with pay per view then what happens to the PPV points system
One of the justification for low pay was that champions get compensated with pay per view points
Are the UFC going to renegotiate contracts with every single main event level fighter or are they just going to shit down their throats

>>150190379
Lonely actually

>>150190204
"Stacked"
It has like 3 mid level ranked fights and a title fight
We used to get two title fights a card on average not even three years ago

>>150190393
uhhhh maybe yeah

Hmm how strange that Endeavor managed to get a 7 billion dollar broadcast deal with a product that is observably depreciating in value and popularity for around 5 years and is in many ways actively hostile to it's own consumer base I wonder what could be behind this

>>150190445
Don't think about it too much goy

release the dana files

>>150190406
We know.

>>150190479
So terribly lonely

I know a Finnish man who is half Tunisian

>>150189915
>yan that low
uhhh he just beat marcus mcghee

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/lonely/country/FI/

how many years of shit cards will we have as a consequence of 300?

>ufc gets bought by the worst streaming service

i guess hbomax is too boxing centric and netflix has wrestling

>>150190445
>observably depreciating in value and popularity for around 5 years

Two more weeks!!!

>>150190303
This band is selling out arenas all across Europe rn cope and seethe

>>150190393
I mean if they wanted to they could probably easily work out how many ppv sales an event would have made based on how many streams it gets and maybe some other metrics like social media attention.
but points was always kind of a meme anyway. as far as I can tell it wasn't like 'champions get x ppv points'. it seemed variable depending on the fighter and weight class.

Why didnt Peacock make a shove

Heem was never approached for consideration this deal should be looked at by Congress

>>150190499
There were talks with netflix but the reports of low PPV sales scared them off

>>150190533
This is the most pussy bitch-like fake one congress of all time
Daner is Trumps friend and Congress would rather shoot itself in the head than go against Trump

>>150190524
He only has one arm

>>150190496
>search up my own flag
>one of the posts is me also lonelyposting

>>150190552
What's the name of the blonde minge who does the pressers the one with the honkers

>Impression of Aspinal crashing out on Twitter because fans keep including his son in pictures with him?

>/heem/ bought by ESPN
>monthly posting fee
>80 bucks per event if you want to post in gamethreads

>>150190575
As you can see it's a national pastime up here

>>150188895
That's why I simply use shrimps streams

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/boxing%20club/country/FI/

>my crush started dating a chubby single dad 10 years older than her
what in the world? I should have the ick. But I almost feel she's more attainable now and I can steal her.

Say peacock and nobody bats an eye...but when I say poopcock everyone loses their minds

>>150190606
Use dudewipes

any pics of aspinalls wife

I get Paramount+ free. Anyone want to come over and watch the fights?

>>150189915
this shit is so embarrassing.

GOAT?
> GOAT?
GOAT GOAT
> GOAT GOAT GOAT???

anyone who talks like this is mentally ill. Also zoomies cant into MMA. Tracy with Carlos Leal LOCK OF THE YEAR LOL. BSD!!!!

Pooru with Dolidze pick and cope video about Omalley beating merab in their first fight. Guys treat UFC like normies treat fuckin MARVEL flicks.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

Paramount RUNS /heem/

Kody Steele

Kody Steer

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Dirty%20Diaper%20Panties/country/GB/

Do you have any dreams, /heem/?

>>150190669
Dear oh dear

I'm meeting up with a 6'2" girl I've been messaging for a few weeks. I'm scared.

>>150190678
Truly.

Are you an illusion or am I just getting heemed?

>>150190695
>american rap music
>indigenous tattoos
this is advanced CTE

>>150190695
im maori bro

>>150190695
Midlife Crisis Tattoo Dan Hooker is still undefeated in the UFC

>>150188801
SCHTAVEN?!

Release the video of Jellybean poohing on dana

>>150190669
Ya dead daddy went fistin’ in ya DDPond I’m afraid

>>150190695
Why are timmies like this

>>150190669
kek what an insane individual

Dricus diaper panties

>>150190726
talmbout scat for cash b?

>>150190786
you cant even see the ink on your dirty skin ahahahaahaa

>>150190812
that's like 90% slop

>>150190800
Ahahahahahha

>OH HELLO FAZZA HEHE WHY YES I DID PURPOSELY GIVE YOU COVID SO YOU WILL DIE AND I CAN DUCK TONY FERGUSON WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GO ABOUT IT ABDULMADEAD? W-WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GOANT BARREL OF ACID-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BURN IN HELL SAVE ME ALLAHCKKKKKKKKKKKK

hahahahahahahahaha

>>150190844
Kek

>>150190793
Truly.

>>150190407
Got some bangers on deck though

>>150190844
lmao

>>150190867
You have sex with teenage boys and beagles.

>>150190669
Levels

>>150190812
oink for me playa

>>150190669
I was expecting more tbdesu

Does SBG actually have any legit fighters these days?

FACT: Madame Xneed has AGP, sucks on AGDP, and does NOT change her DDP

(autogynephilia, a giant dog penis, dirty diaper panties)

the moment the worst shitpost is made, one that cant be topped, is the moment heem will die

>>150190914
fourth talisman slot?

>>150190921
7 inch beast of a hawlg

>>150190926
7 inches is freakishly massive

>>150190926
I've been told repeatedly 7 inches isn't big is spammy a size queen?

>>150190926
Talmbout the mastiff member that prolapsed DDD (dirty diaper drew) into permanent use of xer DDPs?

>>150190952
don't post YOUR fantasies on heem

I literally have a 9 inch penis

>>150190972
...inside your mouth

>>150190972
yeah, in British inches

>/heem/ tries to avoid mentioning cock, faggots, or trannies challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
I hope many of you commit suicide in the immediate future.

Khamzat wins inside 2 minutes.

>>150190963
That's Dirty Diaper Tyla's reality I'm afraid.

>>150190978
Where else would my Pakistani boyfriend put it?

>>150190980
Nobody said anything about cock

mods just let them spam huh

So how will this work now? If there's not distinction between PPV, Fight Nights, and Apex slop, will everything be PPV tier? Fight Night tier? Apex tier?

>>150190688
Tall girls are great. They’re down to earth and extremely horny. Ask her who she likes between Pico and Murphy

>>150190981
nah nigga that's you

>>150190980
Zatdaddy finishes inside dirty diaper driccy’s diarrhoea drenched bussy I’m afraid

>>150190920
what's the worst one so far
i think the original peroevwade post is up there

when khamzat loses will the gay rape spam subside or exacerbate

>>150191016
No I really am a naughty piggy.

Please call me a naughty piggy.

>>150191029
you tell me

>>150191019
Probably this
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/147833045/#q147835618

can someone post the webm of khamzat fucking dricus in the ass hole

>>150191029
Spammy went off for about 2 weeks after Strickland heemed "Daddysanya"

>>150191019
the guy with the necrotic meng

>>150191029
It's not rape.

I pranced around in my DDP's twerking in my dead daddy's face.

I asked for it.

>>150191029
do you remember what this place was like after islam lost pfp #1

FACT: Daddysanya won

TopiGOD

>>150191008
My guess is Paramount raises their subscription price $5/mo and you get everything for that. Hope UFC gets away from apex cards entirely. They have enough revenue now to have a couple road crews

Islam 0 belts

>>150191060
Factual.

>>150191060
rewatched this fight yesterday
did not remember izzy being so obviously ahead. it’s 2-2 going into the 5th if izzy survives

Big Dick Big Dimes Big Match Slamdaddy thoughevermorebeit.

>>150191064
>and you get everything for that.
but if there's not PPV cards to mega hype up, will the quality of the average card be raised to PPV tier? I'd settle for all of them being Fight Night tier but if it's all apex it's over.

>aaron pico is now -175
what in the gosh darn world is happening
who is betting on pico
he’s only ever fought bellator b-level guys

Hey man, ah leave me alone you know
Hey man, well Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
Hey man, my school day's insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she... then she...
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight... she's all right

>35 apex events per year
Thanks Dana!

>>150191090
Murphy is trash a got ragdolled by emmett

>>150191100
UFC red
UFC blue
UFC yellow
UFC green
I have chronic chills

>>150191088
No it’ll be the same shit cuz Paramount wants 43 cards like espn had. UFC has no choice but to have a bunch of filler cards headlined by the 9th & 12th ranked guys

>>150191100
Don't like it? Don't watch!

>>150191100
I saw a clip of this. Dana said UFC White House 1 will be on CBS.

not one of you have ever paid for a UFC event so shut up

Hey man, ah Henry, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, I can't take you this time, no way
Hey man, d-droogie don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight... she's all right

UFCMania
UFCSlam
UFC Series
UFC Rumble
UFC In the Bank

>>150191100
needs more details. this could be kinda good or very bad

>>150191117
I’ve bought about 10 PPVs and I’ve been to 9 events

Paramount has just announced the Paramount Apex

>>150191117
well that's not the point
>>150191105
>cuz Paramount wants 43 cards like espn had
right but there's no incentive for PPV mega cards if there's no PPV. that's my point. what will the quality be of the weekly card?

>>150191132
kek what a retard

>>150191132
I don't give a single fuck

>>150191008
there's 13 numbered events (ppvs) and 30 fight nights
not sure if the quality will change. seems like it can go either way.

>>150191136
This entire general watched one hour and forty minutes of Holly Holm-Irene Aldana, Holly Holm-Ketlen Vieira, Aspen Ladd-Norma Dumont, and Jessica Eye-Cynthia Calvillo.

>>150191136
More viewers = more ad revenue. There will be commercials between fights for numbered events.
An event like 319 Paramount can charge a premium for ads because there will be a million people watching

I cannot follow them, I will not do it.

I got no MBA but this paramount subscription model dont seem very sustainable

>>150191161
i did not watch any of those fights

UFC has more money than you
Hail Dana

>>150191152
>there's 13 numbered events (ppvs) and 30 fight nights
oh ok I wasn't aware of this. thanks leafbro
>>150191164
true
>ads for PPV tier fights
gay

>>150191117
I bought Aljo vs O'Malley and 300.

>>150191129
context was the reporter asked how many cbs shows there will be.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mnpab5/dana_white_says_the_ufc_plans_to_hold_4_big/

essentially 4 of the 13 ppvs will be on cbs.

>>150191168
*gets paid anyway and gets an even bigger deal next time*

>>150191152
4 stacked events per year, everything else will not higher an APEX/low level fn tier
If you know anything about how the yfc operates you know this is the answer

>>150191132
lol what a loser

>>150191152
>quality
never happened

>>150191183
Why would there be 13 PPV tier events without the incentive
More likely they make extremely weak cards with one big name fight that gets people to tune im

>>150191146
Sorry you’re poor lol
$80 isn’t a lot of money to most adults

>>150191201
retard

>>150191132
>"this goyim will watch anything heh"

/heem/ gets so fuckin revved when you mention you’re not destitute and can afford a PPV lmao

>>150191210
Because they need people to watch the product?

>>150191186
not really. they are being given more money than they made last year, up front, every year. it should be as good as it was but ought to be better

they still have to have something to sell in 6 years when this deal is up.

>>150191168
NFL has never done PPV and they’re the most profitable sports league in history

I live for free bapa

>/heem/ gets so fuckin based when you mention you’re a shabbos goyim paying israel ari for pure goyslop

>>150191210
theres probably incentive baked into the deal. you think they would just hand them 7 billion? they obviously have to hit certain targets and shit.

>>150191253
>>150191226
Lol

im onto you modafaka

>>150191253
You dress up as a woman and have sex with brown boys.

post the pic of matt damon watching poofc on a russian link

>>150191231
People will watch shit they don’t have to pay for, cards will be even more watered down now that they don’t need anyone to fork over 80 dollars for one

>>150191271
Why are Brits so fucking clueless when it comes to UFC

Aridaddy got ya bacon bussies sizzlin I fear

Kody Steele's Contender Series

>>150191279
Not an argument

>>150191270

ill pay the same amount for the ufc on paramount that the jannies get paid and not a penny more

>>150191271
Almost no one was forking over 80 dollars to begin with and they're not at Paramount forever, contractually they're liable to put on a competitive product, not sure how you anticipate them being any different from now unless you think they're replacing every other fighter

there's an unfinished thread from the weekend rotting in the catalog

>>150191306
They lost the incentive to make "stacked" cards to draw in extra PPV money. There is no monetary incentive now.

>>150191306
Good job PFL Africa is giving them some stiff competition

>>150191326
let it rest b

>>150191329
They stopped making "stacked cards" ages ago

>>150191337
It can get much worse than this

>>150156207
>>150156207
>>150156207

>>150191342
>>150191342
>>150191342
new------------>

>>150191279
It’s not their sport
Americans don’t know soccer. Bongs don’t know MMA

>>150191337
At least they pretend to try with the numbered cards. They sell out with insane ticket prices. They genuine could stack a card with no names and sell out MSG. It will get worse.

>>150191351
It’s not your sport either no champs

>>150191167
We are bound to our fatherlands