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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Men and women are enjoying summer, /f1/ wishes /f1/ a happy summer too!

Andrea

afternoon lads
hope you have some ice, with this weather

Μoda

bordoleddo :DD

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care about F1 drivers' pets or girlfriends

>Men and women are enjoying summer
have an example with andrea kimi antonelli and eliška bábíčková

>>150187523 (OP)
I care about F1 drivers' pets and girlfriends

>>150187546
tbf i usually just watch the first 10-20 laps then skim to the end.

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care about F1 drivers

baking

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care

I'm looking forward to three more weeks of nothing

>>150187607
watch out! you'll turn into a ceramic seal

>>150187566
>bíč
How do you pronounce that? "Bitch"?

>>150187617
jes

>>150187613
noice

Andrea Kimi Toto's favourite bussy Antonelli

>>150187635
calm down

>>150187635
No no, he's in the team entirely on the merit of his racing ability

i really fucking hate mclaren like all of them drivers and fucking zak

kill george

edd

>>150187677
checked

>>150187692
fat

>>150187673
BUT FIRST
MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A WOMAN
NO PARTICULAR WOMAN

Cooltards wife.

>>150187773
>I should learn French

>>150187805

The way f1 and brands have been milking Alba is what I envisioned was the real goal of the academy, sadly they realized to late and wasted two years to focus on the motorsport part.

>>150187692
look at the sheer size of that lad
bitch norris sitting intimidated

>>150187523 (OP)
>/f1/ wishes /f1/ a happy summer too!
You too, OP!

>>150187870

>>150187660
yes
and stella

>>150187566
Just a reminder that she wears the pants

>>150187870
>milking Alba

here is my complete list of based F1 wags
>Eglė Ruškytė

>>150187870
There are a few f1a drivers I'd like to milk if you know what I mean

>>150187921
what do you mean

>>150187926
career ending pregnancy

Maya Buttreeks

>>150187967
>whatsapp image
He can't keep getting away with it

Ariana Sexo

>>150187805
>the province (the one named "provence")
>neither horizon
>nor solution
>of Cannes [...] the cinema
>[...] of the world
Pretty much all I can make out.
Not that interesting, and not hard to translate even with no knowledge of French I assume.

>>150187870
One day Lia will take a break from social media and public appearances, shell start uploading things that don't include her just to keep her socials active, just to finally reappear with a C-cup boob job. This will all happen after she quits F1A.

Charles Leclerc 1997-2027

>>150188011
What happened to him? Ferrari-induced suicide?

>>150188017
Dies of happiness after winning his second consecutive WDC

>>150188011
He is going to 27 club

>>150188019
>his second consecutive WDC
So he'll leave Ferrari at the end of this year?

>>150188001
Merci beaucoup, mais je comprends assez bien le français

>>150188023
he'd be the first pro racist, if that

>>150188024
Yeah he goes to Mercedes after Andrea "Kimi" Antonelli is found dead with an inexplicably ruptured rectum

>>150188033
>assez bien
Asses très bien, mais Tits aussi.

>>150187609
I don't care if you don't care.

I Care Because You Do

We need a thread for combat

>>150188140
when is the movie comming to streaming?
we could watch it together

>>150188140
The bearcub brothers are built for combat

sovl

>>150188167
The Care Bear brothers?

>2025 WEC Standings
>HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
>NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
>TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)
hamilnog fans always find ways to rig this. TSU being exposed is a joke because nobody thought he was shit to begin with and nobody expects him to challenge amx

>>150188202
well, its not about challenging max

>>150188219
It's always about challenging Max.
If you don't challenge him he'll get bored and fall asleep.

gimi was bretty gud on the autism cup

>>150187660
>only one cross on the necklace
pathetic

>>150188252
now this is more like it

>>150187916
I look like this

>>150188259
gimi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ExeVbAH7A

>>150188272
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>150187635
>DNF in Austria
>a rat's pube away from a race ban
>staying with Red Bull through 2026
Maxbros how do we recover?

I have a weird new hard lump behind my ear all of a sudden and remembered that I woke up a headache and pain in that ear today, please tell me it's not a cancer or a tumor.

>>150188379
>Maxbros how do we recover?
Someone should make a version of that Norris meme that ends with "looks way happier at Williams" but instead it's "looks way happier racing GT3"

>>150188417
it's not a cancer or a tumor.

>>150188417
It's likely not cancer or a tumor

>>150188417
RIP in peas.

>>150188417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvT9o9HY2Hc

gerrit burger

bit hot this week lads

>>150188417
holy shit go to the fucking doctor dude, but also don't over think it
I had a hard lump on the back of my neck and I had some head pains for a day or two but it disappeared and the headache is gone

>>150188485
calm down

>>150188492
you first stroopwafel

Gerhard butthole

>>150188417
It's lupus

michael schoenmaker
damian heuvel

>>150188417
Sounds like an infected mosquito bite.
They might have to take your ear off.

>McLaren will ask Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri how they want the team to celebrate when one of them wins the Formula 1 drivers' title this season, so the losing competitor is factored into how it is handled.
What a reddit team

>>150188417
It's just your adult ears coming in, nothing to worry about

Hope

>>150188572
>Nope
Ftfy.

>>150188549
I'll come in your adult ears

here's how Alpine can still win the WCC

>>150188417
maybe you hit your head agaisnt the wall while sleeping

>>150188598
soda horse stocks to the moon

>>150188417
the good news is that you'll never see a lando wdc...

>>150188635
The great news is that none of us will

Danny Ric would have been able to beat PS3

>>150188521
It's never lupus

>>150188417

>>150188252
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

gimi

>>150188572
>step 1: wait for next year

how's it going fellas

dirty

>>150188772
sleepy

>>150188798
wake up wake up wake up

>>150188724
come here you fat stupid smelly yankee so I can kiss you

>>150188813
no

>>150188572
>whole video mostly depends on McLaren crashing out on multiple occasions
save some copium for the rest of us

>>150188945
>depends on McLaren crashing out
To be fair, they do have shit drivers.

>>150188998
is that her faher?

>>150188963
They're tard wrangled by "papaya rules" but considering the races since Silverstone they might be starting to slip out of their harnesses. McLaren is not boiling just yet but they're at a simmer.

>>150189008
Depends. What's a "faher"?

>>150189061
faher, father* the t on my keeboard is broken, and i dont know how to change the switch

>>150189008
its her daddy

>>150188998
She should dress more for sliding and not for riding

>>150189358

>>150188998
Why is he not wearing a helmet?!

>>150189008
the official in charge of granting FIA super licences

Stroll is currently getting canceled for this

>>150189558
fucking finally

>>150189558
he's a jew

>>150189558
No surprise. The ultra-rich love killing children.

>>150189702
Blood libel

>>150189558
Strulovichs cannot stop winning

>>150189714
I didn't say "juice". I said "ultra-rich".
It's you who's conflating those two.

>>150189558

>>150189738
I'm not playing your game, Adolf

>>150189732
how is lagonda going? stupid jew
no, but both him and haas bought at the right time, haas is selling, and the jew is selling aswell, arabia already has a lot of influence in teh team, and honda will take power away from he strolls
stroll son has, at most, until the end of 26
kinda sad, he is having a very srong season

>>150189784
This is about class-warfare, not race theory.
You're not anti-communist, are you?

>>150189558
oy vey, eh?

>>150189558
Luv Zionists me, shrimple as.

>>150189892
im a patriot yeah, why do you care?

>>150190227
0/10 tail too thin

narb a shit

>>150189939

>>150190227
Stroil is the corset wearing big-titted bimbo raised on daddy's money and her cousin's cock while Alonso is the MILF in her early 40s that's between still being able to go and settling down.

>>150190633
¡¡¡¡¡NO HELMET!!!! FIA SEND HER TO A GLASS JAR

>>150190649

>>150190676
ai, wobbler would never do such a thing, he a good boy
now aht i notice, at least he kept his earthings on

>>150189558
People on twitter are shocked that a jew supports Israel

Thanks Dutch. Very cool.

Max Furstappen :3

>>150188417
Cauliflower ear. You were probably boxing. Happened to me three times in my life.

>>150190734
Well, there are some very outspoken high-profile anti-zionist jews.
Noam Chomski, obivously. But also most "holocaust scholars", also rather unsurprisingly.
Intellectuals in general. And more young people than old ones. More atheists than religious nuts. But those points apply to any ethnic group, not just ethnic jews. The younger and the more educated, the less nationalist/colonialist/evil.

JERKING OFF TO SOPHIA IN THE MEADOW WHILE THE BREEZE OF THE WIND TICKLES MY BALLS WOOOOOO!

>>150190890
your lies aren't believable

just a gentle reminder that /f1/ has always been and always will be a cat thread

>>150191022
AI hates this trick.

>>150191022
You just ruined cats for me

>>150191022
i like pussycat

>>150191022
If Max is a pussy, what are the rest of the drivers?

>>150191247
I look like this

There's no remnants of Enzo's team left, is there?
Style over substance, Enzo's team had both.

>>150191267

I am the Alain Prost of gooning. Methodical, calculating, tactical, determined, a champion.

>apple tv wins the bid over broadcasting right of F1 in north america
>Danica Patrick joins the AppleTV team with her years of NASCAR and open wheel racing experance to host the commentary postion with F1 paddock star Will Buxton and F1 champion Damon Hill
Will you buy /f1/?

AC broke while I was at work
it’s so damn hot, and the service guys are backloaded with repairs
do I just go sit in my car outside with the AC running?
or run a cold bath and just sit in it?

>>150191609
>perfectly adequate cock and wallet
or so she told me

>>150191629
just lose some (a lot) of weight you fat fuck

>>150191609
where are her tits?

>>150191723
she had her implants removed

>kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris

>>150191737
why would he be afraid of his own personal butler?

>>150190900
Yeah I live in the desert. No meadows or grassy plains for miles.

>>150191734
This, its 100% true.

>>150191629
Limit fuel flow to one litre per second and use electronic sensors that only allow fuel to flow while the pump is fully inserted and there's no reason why you couldn't have refueling today.
>wah - refueling made for bad races
Adjust the rate at which refueling can be done so that only half of cars are predicted to make fuel stops and you have a tool which will make races more interesting.
In fact i think during your average race, a quarter of cars should:
1) Make no stops
2) Make one stop
3) Make two stops
4) Make three stops
When there's an obvious meta as to the preferable strategy every team will come to the same conclusion, but if you make the advantages and disadvantages so balanced that the optimal option is on an knife edge, the strategy aspect of a race is made relevant and interesting. But just as important as making that initial assessment as to the balancing of advantage and disadvantage, (which will also obviously have to be attuned for each individual race) is making constant appraisals and fresh balancing 4 to 5 times per year, in order to make sure we get that 25 percent division between outcomes that we set as a target.

>>150187677
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=7V_wIil1r47H31g5

How to fix F1: bring back the rule where the race team can't tell the drivers which buttons to push on the steering wheel

>>150191022
What is the reason for the lack of variation in size in domestic cats? We know that large sized cats like lions exist and even intermediate sized cats like lynxes or bobcats were available to humans during the domestication of cats and able to be kept or be interbred with domestic breeds.
Most dogs larger size is the reason you see dogs getting a leg up on cats in fights, but cats still win some match-ups where they are significantly out-sized by the dog.
I maintain that a equally sized cat would fuck up a dog nine out of ten times.

turns out im on house arrest
races for this feel?

>>150192276
Blacks.

>>150192295
Nvr relax

Brvtal mogging.

>>150192246
It only took like a hundred years for feral cats in North America to become Maine Coons, I guess they're just small because most people in the past wouldn't want to feed a cat much so the smaller ones that ate less food survived better than the bigger ones so those are the genes that got passed down

>>150192337
Wish I had a fat boyfriend like Edd to cuddle in bed <3

Oh shit I accidentally hit post
How do I delete my post?

>>150192384
put finger up bum, then lick it, and god will have mercy on you and intervene to change reality, immediately removing your post from existence.

>>150192089

>>150192337
domenisisters...

Races for this feel?

>>150192665

>>150192683

>>150192665
what a faker

>>150192187
it would hurt medshitters too much

>>150192761
>they're doing all this just to prove that the other is liabale to be sued
Man what a great country

>again with the medshitters

JORG LOOK OUT

>>150192246
just read that dogs kill FIFTY-THOUSAND people a year
and you know that a great proportion of that number will be kids and people who can't protect themselves, utterly vile animals
They serve no purpose in modern society except to placate the egos of people who cannot receive flattery or acceptance from other people and see more fellowship and similarity in the face of a mutt than in their fellow man, the same sort who treat their mindless animals as "children" apparently unable to see the difference between the two just because both are dependent on them.
People who die to dog attacks are usually bitten 50-100 times in the attack, many are facially unrecognisable due to how much of their face the dog has torn off.
"he dindu nuffin" "he was just scared" "he's never been like this before, i don't know what happened" - People can't be trusted to keep an animal with a mind of its own and low inhibition to murderous impulses under control, they should be defanged or else, all euthanised. Multiple people (probably small children) have been killed by dogs since i started writing this post.
Repulsive little monsters - both the dogs and the people that enable this to go on. If putting down dangerous dogs fails to make an impact, then start putting the owners, who intentionally allow this to go on because they feel inadequate, down too.

>>150193507

SUCK
MY
BALLS

>>150192761
what is going on here?

>>150193507
they can photoshop the strings but cant do much with the final pose

>>150193736
Yes. Euthanize shitbulls

>>150193780
godlessness

i hate george russell
he is an arsehole
because he is english
i hate him the most

>>150193823
I'm not aware of any F1 driver that has a big fat bitch for a mom

i love my wife

>>150192761
weirdest mating ritual

>>150193885
ur gayer than Bearman

edd ate my car

Does anyone know any good sites to watch old races/seasons?

>>150193919
YouTube

milady

>>150193865
me! i do! i'm an f1 driver

>ferrari

>>150187692
What a big fat cunt

>>150193885
Just because you "come" and go inside your car doesn't make it your wife.

>>150187692
>>150194061
what does he weigh? 300kg?

>>150194078
260kg~. Don't ask how I know.

>>150194139
How do you know?
I'm asking, not him.

Lewis Hamilton 2026

>>150194205
I'm fat

>>150194139
Imagine being in a car with him when he sits down, you'd immediately loose 100mm of suspension travel on the side he's sitting on.

>>150194523
you don't bring him in the car with you, you tow him behind in a trailer

>>150194503
Fat