Thread 150187523

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
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TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Men and women are enjoying summer, /f1/ wishes /f1/ a happy summer too!

Andrea

afternoon lads
hope you have some ice, with this weather

Μoda

bordoleddo :DD

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care about F1 drivers' pets or girlfriends

>Men and women are enjoying summer
have an example with andrea kimi antonelli and eliška bábíčková

>>150187523 (OP)
I care about F1 drivers' pets and girlfriends

>>150187546
tbf i usually just watch the first 10-20 laps then skim to the end.

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care about F1 drivers

baking

>>150187523 (OP)
I don't care

I'm looking forward to three more weeks of nothing

>>150187607
watch out! you'll turn into a ceramic seal

>>150187566
>bíč
How do you pronounce that? "Bitch"?

>>150187617
jes

>>150187613
noice

Andrea Kimi Toto's favourite bussy Antonelli

>>150187635
calm down

>>150187635
No no, he's in the team entirely on the merit of his racing ability

i really fucking hate mclaren like all of them drivers and fucking zak

kill george

edd

>>150187677
checked

>>150187692
fat

>>150187673
BUT FIRST
MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A WOMAN
NO PARTICULAR WOMAN

Cooltards wife.

>>150187773
>I should learn French

The way f1 and brands have been milking Alba is what I envisioned was the real goal of the academy, sadly they realized to late and wasted two years to focus on the motorsport part.

>>150187692
look at the sheer size of that lad
bitch norris sitting intimidated

>>150187523 (OP)
>/f1/ wishes /f1/ a happy summer too!
You too, OP!

>>150187660
yes
and stella

>>150187566
Just a reminder that she wears the pants

>>150187870
>milking Alba

here is my complete list of based F1 wags
>Eglė Ruškytė

>>150187870
There are a few f1a drivers I'd like to milk if you know what I mean

>>150187921
what do you mean

>>150187926
career ending pregnancy

Maya Buttreeks

>>150187967
>whatsapp image
He can't keep getting away with it

Ariana Sexo

>>150187805
>the province (the one named "provence")
>neither horizon
>nor solution
>of Cannes [...] the cinema
>[...] of the world
Pretty much all I can make out.
Not that interesting, and not hard to translate even with no knowledge of French I assume.

>>150187870
One day Lia will take a break from social media and public appearances, shell start uploading things that don't include her just to keep her socials active, just to finally reappear with a C-cup boob job. This will all happen after she quits F1A.

Charles Leclerc 1997-2027

>>150188011
What happened to him? Ferrari-induced suicide?

>>150188017
Dies of happiness after winning his second consecutive WDC

>>150188011
He is going to 27 club

>>150188019
>his second consecutive WDC
So he'll leave Ferrari at the end of this year?

>>150188001
Merci beaucoup, mais je comprends assez bien le français

>>150188023
he'd be the first pro racist, if that

>>150188024
Yeah he goes to Mercedes after Andrea "Kimi" Antonelli is found dead with an inexplicably ruptured rectum

>>150188033
>assez bien
Asses très bien, mais Tits aussi.

>>150187609
I don't care if you don't care.

I Care Because You Do

We need a thread for combat

>>150188140
when is the movie comming to streaming?
we could watch it together

>>150188140
The bearcub brothers are built for combat

sovl

>>150188167
The Care Bear brothers?

>2025 WEC Standings
>HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
>NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
>TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)
hamilnog fans always find ways to rig this. TSU being exposed is a joke because nobody thought he was shit to begin with and nobody expects him to challenge amx

>>150188202
well, its not about challenging max

>>150188219
It's always about challenging Max.
If you don't challenge him he'll get bored and fall asleep.

gimi was bretty gud on the autism cup

>>150187660
>only one cross on the necklace
pathetic

>>150188252
now this is more like it

>>150187916
I look like this

>>150188259
gimi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ExeVbAH7A

>>150188272
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>150187635
>DNF in Austria
>a rat's pube away from a race ban
>staying with Red Bull through 2026
Maxbros how do we recover?

I have a weird new hard lump behind my ear all of a sudden and remembered that I woke up a headache and pain in that ear today, please tell me it's not a cancer or a tumor.

>>150188379
>Maxbros how do we recover?
Someone should make a version of that Norris meme that ends with "looks way happier at Williams" but instead it's "looks way happier racing GT3"

>>150188417
it's not a cancer or a tumor.

>>150188417
It's likely not cancer or a tumor

>>150188417
RIP in peas.

>>150188417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvT9o9HY2Hc

gerrit burger

bit hot this week lads

>>150188417
holy shit go to the fucking doctor dude, but also don't over think it
I had a hard lump on the back of my neck and I had some head pains for a day or two but it disappeared and the headache is gone

>>150188485
calm down

>>150188492
you first stroopwafel

Gerhard butthole

>>150188417
It's lupus

michael schoenmaker
damian heuvel

>>150188417
Sounds like an infected mosquito bite.
They might have to take your ear off.

>McLaren will ask Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri how they want the team to celebrate when one of them wins the Formula 1 drivers' title this season, so the losing competitor is factored into how it is handled.
What a reddit team

>>150188417
It's just your adult ears coming in, nothing to worry about

Hope

>>150188572
>Nope
Ftfy.

>>150188549
I'll come in your adult ears

here's how Alpine can still win the WCC

>>150188417
maybe you hit your head agaisnt the wall while sleeping

>>150188598
soda horse stocks to the moon

>>150188417
the good news is that you'll never see a lando wdc...

>>150188635
The great news is that none of us will

Danny Ric would have been able to beat PS3

>>150188521
It's never lupus

>>150188252
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

gimi

>>150188572
>step 1: wait for next year

how's it going fellas

dirty

>>150188772
sleepy

>>150188798
wake up wake up wake up

>>150188724
come here you fat stupid smelly yankee so I can kiss you

>>150188813
no

>>150188572
>whole video mostly depends on McLaren crashing out on multiple occasions
save some copium for the rest of us

>>150188945
>depends on McLaren crashing out
To be fair, they do have shit drivers.

>>150188998
is that her faher?

>>150188963
They're tard wrangled by "papaya rules" but considering the races since Silverstone they might be starting to slip out of their harnesses. McLaren is not boiling just yet but they're at a simmer.

>>150189008
Depends. What's a "faher"?

>>150189061
faher, father* the t on my keeboard is broken, and i dont know how to change the switch

>>150189008
its her daddy

>>150188998
She should dress more for sliding and not for riding

>>150188998
Why is he not wearing a helmet?!

>>150189008
the official in charge of granting FIA super licences

Stroll is currently getting canceled for this

>>150189558
fucking finally

>>150189558
he's a jew

>>150189558
No surprise. The ultra-rich love killing children.

>>150189702
Blood libel

>>150189558
Strulovichs cannot stop winning

>>150189714
I didn't say "juice". I said "ultra-rich".
It's you who's conflating those two.

>>150189738
I'm not playing your game, Adolf

>>150189732
how is lagonda going? stupid jew
no, but both him and haas bought at the right time, haas is selling, and the jew is selling aswell, arabia already has a lot of influence in teh team, and honda will take power away from he strolls
stroll son has, at most, until the end of 26
kinda sad, he is having a very srong season

>>150189784
This is about class-warfare, not race theory.
You're not anti-communist, are you?

>>150189558
oy vey, eh?

>>150189558
Luv Zionists me, shrimple as.

>>150189892
im a patriot yeah, why do you care?

>>150190227
0/10 tail too thin

narb a shit

>>150190227
Stroil is the corset wearing big-titted bimbo raised on daddy's money and her cousin's cock while Alonso is the MILF in her early 40s that's between still being able to go and settling down.

>>150190633
¡¡¡¡¡NO HELMET!!!! FIA SEND HER TO A GLASS JAR

>>150190676
ai, wobbler would never do such a thing, he a good boy
now aht i notice, at least he kept his earthings on

>>150189558
People on twitter are shocked that a jew supports Israel

Thanks Dutch. Very cool.

Max Furstappen :3

>>150188417
Cauliflower ear. You were probably boxing. Happened to me three times in my life.

>>150190734
Well, there are some very outspoken high-profile anti-zionist jews.
Noam Chomski, obivously. But also most "holocaust scholars", also rather unsurprisingly.
Intellectuals in general. And more young people than old ones. More atheists than religious nuts. But those points apply to any ethnic group, not just ethnic jews. The younger and the more educated, the less nationalist/colonialist/evil.

JERKING OFF TO SOPHIA IN THE MEADOW WHILE THE BREEZE OF THE WIND TICKLES MY BALLS WOOOOOO!

>>150190890
your lies aren't believable

just a gentle reminder that /f1/ has always been and always will be a cat thread

>>150191022
AI hates this trick.

>>150191022
You just ruined cats for me

>>150191022
i like pussycat

>>150191022
If Max is a pussy, what are the rest of the drivers?

>>150191247
I look like this

There's no remnants of Enzo's team left, is there?
Style over substance, Enzo's team had both.

I am the Alain Prost of gooning. Methodical, calculating, tactical, determined, a champion.

>apple tv wins the bid over broadcasting right of F1 in north america
>Danica Patrick joins the AppleTV team with her years of NASCAR and open wheel racing experance to host the commentary postion with F1 paddock star Will Buxton and F1 champion Damon Hill
Will you buy /f1/?

AC broke while I was at work
it’s so damn hot, and the service guys are backloaded with repairs
do I just go sit in my car outside with the AC running?
or run a cold bath and just sit in it?

>>150191609
>perfectly adequate cock and wallet
or so she told me

>>150191629
just lose some (a lot) of weight you fat fuck

>>150191609
where are her tits?

>>150191723
she had her implants removed

>>150191737
why would he be afraid of his own personal butler?

>>150190900
Yeah I live in the desert. No meadows or grassy plains for miles.

>>150191734
This, its 100% true.

>>150191629
Limit fuel flow to one litre per second and use electronic sensors that only allow fuel to flow while the pump is fully inserted and there's no reason why you couldn't have refueling today.
>wah - refueling made for bad races
Adjust the rate at which refueling can be done so that only half of cars are predicted to make fuel stops and you have a tool which will make races more interesting.
In fact i think during your average race, a quarter of cars should:
1) Make no stops
2) Make one stop
3) Make two stops
4) Make three stops
When there's an obvious meta as to the preferable strategy every team will come to the same conclusion, but if you make the advantages and disadvantages so balanced that the optimal option is on an knife edge, the strategy aspect of a race is made relevant and interesting. But just as important as making that initial assessment as to the balancing of advantage and disadvantage, (which will also obviously have to be attuned for each individual race) is making constant appraisals and fresh balancing 4 to 5 times per year, in order to make sure we get that 25 percent division between outcomes that we set as a target.

>>150187677
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=7V_wIil1r47H31g5

How to fix F1: bring back the rule where the race team can't tell the drivers which buttons to push on the steering wheel

>>150191022
What is the reason for the lack of variation in size in domestic cats? We know that large sized cats like lions exist and even intermediate sized cats like lynxes or bobcats were available to humans during the domestication of cats and able to be kept or be interbred with domestic breeds.
Most dogs larger size is the reason you see dogs getting a leg up on cats in fights, but cats still win some match-ups where they are significantly out-sized by the dog.
I maintain that a equally sized cat would fuck up a dog nine out of ten times.

turns out im on house arrest
races for this feel?

>>150192276
Blacks.

>>150192295
Nvr relax

Brvtal mogging.

>>150192246
It only took like a hundred years for feral cats in North America to become Maine Coons, I guess they're just small because most people in the past wouldn't want to feed a cat much so the smaller ones that ate less food survived better than the bigger ones so those are the genes that got passed down

>>150192337
Wish I had a fat boyfriend like Edd to cuddle in bed <3

Oh shit I accidentally hit post
How do I delete my post?

>>150192384
put finger up bum, then lick it, and god will have mercy on you and intervene to change reality, immediately removing your post from existence.

>>150192337
domenisisters...

Races for this feel?

>>150192665
what a faker

>>150192187
it would hurt medshitters too much

>>150192761
>they're doing all this just to prove that the other is liabale to be sued
Man what a great country

JORG LOOK OUT

>>150192246
just read that dogs kill FIFTY-THOUSAND people a year
and you know that a great proportion of that number will be kids and people who can't protect themselves, utterly vile animals
They serve no purpose in modern society except to placate the egos of people who cannot receive flattery or acceptance from other people and see more fellowship and similarity in the face of a mutt than in their fellow man, the same sort who treat their mindless animals as "children" apparently unable to see the difference between the two just because both are dependent on them.
People who die to dog attacks are usually bitten 50-100 times in the attack, many are facially unrecognisable due to how much of their face the dog has torn off.
"he dindu nuffin" "he was just scared" "he's never been like this before, i don't know what happened" - People can't be trusted to keep an animal with a mind of its own and low inhibition to murderous impulses under control, they should be defanged or else, all euthanised. Multiple people (probably small children) have been killed by dogs since i started writing this post.
Repulsive little monsters - both the dogs and the people that enable this to go on. If putting down dangerous dogs fails to make an impact, then start putting the owners, who intentionally allow this to go on because they feel inadequate, down too.

SUCK
MY
BALLS

>>150192761
what is going on here?

>>150193507
they can photoshop the strings but cant do much with the final pose

>>150193736
Yes. Euthanize shitbulls

>>150193780
godlessness

i hate george russell
he is an arsehole
because he is english
i hate him the most

>>150193823
I'm not aware of any F1 driver that has a big fat bitch for a mom

i love my wife

>>150192761
weirdest mating ritual

>>150193885
ur gayer than Bearman

edd ate my car

Does anyone know any good sites to watch old races/seasons?

>>150193919
YouTube

milady

>>150193865
me! i do! i'm an f1 driver

>>150187692
What a big fat cunt

>>150193885
Just because you "come" and go inside your car doesn't make it your wife.

>>150187692
>>150194061
what does he weigh? 300kg?

>>150194078
260kg~. Don't ask how I know.

>>150194139
How do you know?
I'm asking, not him.

Lewis Hamilton 2026

>>150194205
I'm fat

>>150194139
Imagine being in a car with him when he sits down, you'd immediately loose 100mm of suspension travel on the side he's sitting on.

>>150194523
you don't bring him in the car with you, you tow him behind in a trailer

>>150194503
Fat

>>150194781
FAT

>>150194794
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=yL4W_OQnJdvEWf1U

wtf why would he tell journalists this
https://www.skysports.com/f1/video/12870/13408528/lewis-hamilton-admits-he-bleached-his-asshole-for-his-boyfriend

>>150195787
>it's true
Sutil was one lucky guy

Lads, just seen this little freak running about, got him, but what is it? It looks like a cockroach right? Never seen one before i thought it was meant to be too cold for them over here. Can someone confirm whether it is a cockroach.

>>150195787
>>150195932
https://www.skysports.com/f1/video/36158/13408220/formula-one-how-max-verstappen-fell-off-and-admitted-he-has-a-sex-problem-in-thailand-for-delicious-ladyboys-after-coping-losing-to-mclaren

wtf???

>>150195952
yeah i know that little cunt his name is nick watson

>>150195952
You have have a few thousand little cockheads in your house

Good luck
Get it sorted m8

Close off all open jars n shit, dont leave stuff open like cans and stuff over night

>>150196003
yeah i've been cleaning up, had all the windows open all day so i'm hoping that was it.
I saw a documentary about them, and it seems even if you do everything right to stop them, if they're coming from a neighbor's house you can't do anything to completely eradicate them.

>>150196044
>you can't do anything to completely eradicate them
well, you could eradicate your neighbour...

ded to mclel

>tfw dog snoozing away in the same room as you
Makes everything cozier.

F1 related because Leo snoozes too.

>>150196558
>Wrong! This dog is deceased

gimi

>>150196558
oh god I'm snooooooozing

>>150196558
>did he really just make a post about owning a dog and being content with it in a CAT general like /f1/
get him pussbros

>>150196904
doing bad aussie ads is what he's doing

>>150196904
doing a blood ritual to get a seat in cadillac

>>150196904
oh no how will he ever go on with his millions of dollars and rich family?

>has been suffering from serious depression since he was 13
>decides to race for Ferrari
What is this strategy called?

>>150197009
>What is this strategy called?
Tbh I hope he doesnt an hero because the media will be even more insufferable and make an actual choco senna out of him

george potter

Do drivers shave their armpit hair?

>>150197119
That means less-added downforce so no, they're packing jungles under those arms.

>>150197130
That's only in f1a, the ground effect f1 cars don't utilise it

>>150197180
Just let me believe they're hiding massive bushes in their pit stops.

>>150195952
What the eff
Whereabouts in the UK

captcha MGAYY

>>150187916
Apparently she wasn't even a model but just made caps and stuff like that.
>Hulk fell for the Eastern Euro tradwife meme

The optimal height weight ratio for a F1 driver is 177cm / 80kg

>>150196904
he's gonna troon out

morning lads

>>150197251
Last time I saw his height listed somewhere they said he was 170cm

gimi morning
sup dudes

>>150197251
And Adam Cole is 6'1".

>>150197251
Yes definitely shorter than that

>>150197255
Ricciardo is untroonable

>>150197251
correct
>>150197271
factually wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0SmnAs80eQ

>>150197338
Kym Illman is in on the conspiracy to conceal the extent of Lando's manletitude

big dirty stinkin' grid girls

>>150197338
That doesn't make me wrong retard, I was stating something I saw

petite clean fragrant grid girls

>>150197378
he was quoting lando, sit down

>>150197385
m8 I'm always sitting

>>150197381
u-uohh?

>>150197390
in that case...

>>150197376
I'd be glad to experience some dirty air behind them.

>>150197406
best i can do is this fellas >>150197390 dirty air

feet

>>150197390
do a dukes of hazzard jump

>>150197390
People who are crippled or missing limbs have more joy in their lives than these lazy clanker-dependent lardtards.

gimi

>>150197508
>tattoos

>>150197508
much like gimi, my fashion sense never left the 2000s either

wrenched my shoulder in my sleep
F1 seasons for this feel?

>>150197508
Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here
L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here

>>150197381
petite clean fragrant WAGs

>>150197611
i desperately need her to ruin my life and also possibly murder me with a knife

>>150197611
cute psycho eyes

>>150197591
2014

>>150197592
Mmmm, truly badass

gimi got gaped

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150188417
Update:
I am at the doctor rn waiting for my turn.
I got another swelling overnight so I'm fairly convinced that it's the lymph knots. I just hope it's just from an ear infection.

>>150197791
Good luck bro

>>150197800
Thanks, she said it is likely an allergic reaction from the skin.

i didnt go to work today, im gonna watch some old races, any suggestions? preferably from v10 or v8 eras but i wouldnt mind a good v6 race as well

>>150197881
just coom all day why are you being gay

>>150197881
2005 US GP

>>150197885
who says im not cooming

>>150197907
lol no watching it live was enough

Netherlands next

>>150197881
2003 Monza

HAPPENING: the entire grid is getting CANCELLED

https://x.com/__00p1um/status/1954935110995759510

>>150197945
>N slur
At least I know I can disregard the whole thing after reading one line

>>150197945
Did Norris called her piledriver? If yes then most likely it was not mean for a girl

>>150197945
M slur? Is that a Dutch one? Unless he called Stroll a mongoloid

>>150197945
nandos kinda based

>>150197959
I KNEEL

>>150197945
>Leclerc called BLM a marxist anarchist cult
next ferrari champ right here

>>150197958
Yeah, he called Stroll a mongoloid and the Mongolian government asked for an apology, but he never bent the knee

>>150197965
>Ocon clean
Based. I wish he drived clean to match.

>>150197945
>Charles Leclerc:
>2. called BLM a marxist anarchist cult
What? I can't see Charles knowing what "Marxist" or "anarchist" mean

>>150197965
Is Lawson's gf even a trump supporter or are they just seething because she's pretty and blonde and american?

>>150197988
>2. magui
>his father is a billionaire
>he with his gf looks too white (both blonde)
funny stuff

>>150198008
He unfollowed the letstalkpalestine account apparently

Girl name liked a jew post
Stroll is actually jewish but that's not listed against him

>>150197958
He called him a retarded mongoloid, after which Mongolia called a UN meeting and demanded an apology.

>>150197945
>mobile
>twitter
It's all fake news.

>>150197958
To which he said that it's not his problem

and then what happened

nothing ever happens

anything happening?

we are checking

>>150198074
2 more weeks

>>150197945
>FIL
His Fellow of the Institute of Linguists?
>n slur
"Nonce"?
>BLM
The Bureau of Land Management?
>r slur
"Ruffian"?
>magui
Make America Great ... User Interface?

>>150197965
>ai
Love? How's that a bad thing?
>DTS
Drug Treatment Service?
>GF
Ifrit or Shiva?
>a nazi joke
Everyone jokes about nazis.

German humour operates at a level we cannot begin to comprehend

>>150198101
gimi(läinen)

>2014 merc starts be like
literally just drive away nigga, like how is racing even real nigga just drive away then drive away from drs range then do lift and coast

>>150198168
Yeah, Rosberg did that.
But for some reason Hamilton choked each and every start and immediately blamed the team/car.

>>150198184
>Hamilton choked each and every start
Clearly not, off the top of my head I remember Hamilton overtaking Rosberg at the start in Bahrain

>>150198217
You need to look up the concept of "hyperbole".

>>150198184
Has Hamilton ever blamed himself in his entire life until he raced against Chuck?

>>150197945
based amx and lechucky refusing to kneel to niggers

>>150198243
No. Both McLaren and Mercedes always stroked his ego and always just accepted the blame.
Ferrari don't do that.

>>150198242
Ah, let me give it a go. Rosberg fucked up each and every race and finished with zero points.

>>150198243
>>150198281
Yes. Or was this hyperbole again?
https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12472/8736692/lewis-hamilton-takes-the-blame-for-podium-costing-pit-stop-blunder-in-monaco-gp

>>150198281
>>150198291
KWAB

>>150198291
>Rosberg fucked up each and every race and finished with zero points.
That's not hyperbole, that's pretty much the opposite of what happened.
Hyperbole needs to go further in the direction of the truth, not in the reverse direction.

>>150197945
>said the r slur
Americans are reaching levels of comicality that shouldn't even be possible, what the fuck is the r slur and what are they so afraid of typing it?

>>150198297
>ynr the winning mindset course

>>150198379
>what the fuck is the r slur
Redditor

>>150198184
i'm watching 2014 atm and i'm seeing more rosberg mistakes so far. he's had bad qualis, he lost w2w to hamilton in round 2, finished 20sec down rounds 3 and 4. hamilton had an engine DNF round 1.

>>150197945
>and I cannot stress this enough
Imagine the face "she" made when "she" wrote that

>>150198421
Oh, look, it's the Finn-VPN guy again.

>>150197991
everyone is a trump supporter

>>150198492
Gimi was never charged and he filed a complaint against her

>>150197945
>>150197959
>>150197965
>>150198492
glad to see that my boy BORT is hanging with the based gang

>>150198492
Rosberg is Klaus Schwab's strongest soldier, he can get away with anything

>>150198492
And how long did you spend assembling this list?

>>150198492
>Nico Rosberg: 1. very weird remarks (don't really know what they classify as)

>>150197611
>fragrant
She fucking stinks

>>150198492
>>150197965
>>150197945
Why are femcels like thi-
>chick who typed this shit looks like pic related
Bruh. Just go on tinder and get all your holes filled by chad until you stop caring about this shit.

>>150198721
How come that for most people you can tell their lack of intellect and education just by looking at them?

>>150198379
Zoomers who're in their teens and early 20's have been programmed to self censor themselves cause of social media, its bizarre as hell. I have no idea what that generation is going to look like when they're in their 40's.

>>150198803
>Zoomers who're in their teens and early 20's have been programmed to self censor themselves
It's actually crazy how TikTok, Instagram, etc. have actually managed to make Generation Z brand-safe when they interact with each other online.

>>150198799
You are just saying it because she isn't white

>>150198823
Didn't used to be this way back when I was in high school, big tech started clamping down hard started in 2018.

why does this need a separate thread
>>150197079

>>150198803
Most of them aren't going to make it to their 40s, some great cataclysm is going to hit humanity by 2040
Source: Telepathic conversation with Danica Patrick

IT'S RAWE CEEK! (2 wheels)

>>150198492
>anti-vax
The average NPC is so brainwashed is not even funny, they just follow whatever their programmers tell them to follow, they can't really think for themselves.
Rosberg literally got covid and recovered

>>150198853
She's as white as most southern Europeans, anon. And she looks way dumber than any I've met of those.

>>150198492
reminder that the red car is responsible for this collision according to the globohomos

>>150198858
Its probably the aftermath of cancel culture or whatever, they're so afraid to have something they said 20 years ago come up and get their lives ruined. Thats my best guess.

>>150198870
Why is Sainz so dark compared to his siblings?

Why did they redeem it?

>>150197945
Three things of evil that I despise in one picture; a Frankfurt-schooled American girl obsessively digging for imaginary dirt to log on some file permanently like some crazy aunt.

>>150199001
IT'S OVER 9000,!

>>150198492
>from 2009
just like the memes
>"grew as a person" why do they always say this

now what?

>>150197965
>lewis
not even gonna mention the princess dress incident as "transphobia" kek?
>kimi ant
this is literally the cartoon stereotype of mccarthyism
>you did a thing in relation to a guy who did a thing of a thing for a thing?

>>150198492
That’s not good. Why support a Zionist paedophile piece of shit that put his billionaires boomer butt buddies first before anyone else? Fuck him.

>>150199055
Because he's gonna fix the conomy!

>>150199061
will he make the crops grow too?

>>150189558
>gomg jew hangs out with jew
>brazil hangs out witu brazil
westerners...

when will westerners ever learn?

this is what my wikipedia controversy youtube discord dox would look like for everything i did since my teens
>did a rasismus (jokes/comments/dogwhistles/etc)
>did a homofobismus (ist/ism/ick comments/jokes/dogwhistles)
>looked at a woman, talked to a woman, had sex with a woman, said i love you to a woman
>sexismsus remarks and philosophical discussions with friends
>having frens who are problematic/rasismus/drumpfies/noughtsees/homofobismus/transfobismus and hanging out in controversial servers with memes
>inheriting a family house, problemstic parents/grandparents, capitalists, uprising fighters
>reckless cycling by virtue of getting stopped on the sidewalk twice and taking off helmets in the heat, crashing multiple times
>frequent arguing with authority figures, conspiracy theories or something,
>watchingvpolticially incorrect videos or commenging on them or liming them or something
>gettingvanvry or something and calling something retarded or somevother no no word
idk theres probsbly like a lot of other rhings i havent thought of or new offences that have not been invented yet
a lot of these seem to be related to typing things on a computer or consuming media
this is why i could never have a career as a formula driver, the hr ladies would dox me instantly and recognize my voice or face being leaked online or in gaming sessions, or some gay clout chaser on discord would come out with pics of me posting things

>>150199148
Also because, judging by how much you write about yourself, you're clearly a women

>takes half the corner in yaw
why cant fom focus more on the tv pod cameras? its unironically interesting as fuck to spy at driving styles and battles are also much more interesting from the tvpod angle

>>150197945
>>150197965
>>150198492
do twitter tards really?

>>150199186
OH FUCK A TYPO

>>150199186
>a women
woman*
stupid twat!

>>150199148
You are canceled
Poland in over

>>150199232
This was Poland in 1940
https://youtu.be/eB7jywtw0hQ?si=CQsMCUzNKVlpY_xr

>>150197965
>made a nazi joke
cam onnnnnnnn
if thats the worst they foind on litos is because they havent looked good enough, he is likely he most righ wing guy on he grid

>>150198962
He gets out alot and has more sun exposure.

>>150198870
>>150198962
he's not even that much darker, at least not in that picture

>>150198962
males are darker afer puberty

>>150199270
found*

>>150199287
Are you darker than your mom?

>>150199320
yes

>>150199339
Are you darker than your dad?

>>150197965
stroll
>his father is a billionaire
albon
>nothing lmao
If you're going to go down that road how can you overlook Albon's milf criminal mother? Anyway it's supposed to be >controversial things F1 drivers have done, not >controversial things family members and associates of F1 drivers have done.

>>150199355
no, about he same, well, he is bald so i dont know abou he hair, before balding he had lightish brown hair, but this was before puberty so i doesnt count, and i hink that my beard is a bit lighter, but he is clean shaven

>>150199380
Are you darker than the postman?

>>150199407
Are you the postman?

>>150199413
Ask your mother. I always deliver.

>>150199421
heh

>>150199407
i wouldn know, i havent seen him in a while, i dont remember, but his hair was already white so it would be a fair comparasion
but if you are implying somethhing funny, allow me o tell you that you are incorrect

>>150199421
Except when you go out for milk I suppose

>>150199444
That's the milkman's job (ask your mother).

This is the formula (yep)

You all need to stop acting like you wouldn't hit this

>>150199479
On the surface, these lyrics might seem repetitive and straightforward, with will.i.am emphasizing the importance of a “formula” in songwriting or success. However, a closer analysis reveals a clever and playful reference to the popular animated television show, “SpongeBob SquarePants.”

In the show, Plankton, the main antagonist, is obsessed with obtaining the secret formula for the Krabby Patty, a delicious and highly sought-after burger made at the Krusty Krab restaurant. SpongeBob, the titular character, is the fry cook at the Krusty Krab and is often tasked with protecting the secret formula from Plankton’s various schemes.

By repeating “This is the formula,” will.i.am draws a parallel between the world of music and pop culture and the world of SpongeBob SquarePants. Just like Plankton’s relentless pursuit of the Krabby Patty secret formula, will.i.am highlights the relentless pursuit of success and mastery in the music industry. The repetition of the line also serves as a nod to the repetitive nature of Plankton’s attempts to steal the formula, as well as the formulaic nature of some aspects of the entertainment industry.

>>150199463
I am the milkman, your mother needs a good milking

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>>150199508
yeah in the face with a shovel

Next poster must be a Mexico

AYYY CARAMBA

>>150199568
>>150199585
>>150199588
TUG ;D
-gin’ muh dick to her tum unf~

Checo's return almost confirmed, then
>Multiple sources have told PlanetF1.com that Perez has reached an agreement with Cadillac that will see him return to the grid, with an announcement expected in the weekend of the Italian Grand Prix at Monza.

>>150199618
We need Stroll in cadillac so we would have a cum

>>150199618
Serving drinks or mowing the lawn?

SEX CUM MASTURBATION
is that all you degenerates think about?

cadillac will finish above dead bull in 2026

>>150199647
Not exactly in this order but yeah

>>150199647
there's also cats and ollie

>>150199647
And gimi

>>150199604
Is there a complete album of these big booby grid F1 06 PS2 girls still around?

>>150199686
>>150199700
>>150199698
CUM :D

>>150199713
Yeh but it’s on my other computer. Give me 12 hours.

>>150199508
>lets hire all the ugliest looking orcs and goblins to represent our elegant fashion brand clothing
why are they like this

>>150199647
i'm masturbating right now

>>150199733
pic???

>>150199715
you lie

>>150199564
Sucking on breasts that are actually big enough to be grabbed in some way is the most amazing feeling in the world and it feels like a weight was dropped from my heart after being able to do it with my girlfriend for the first time, since I was never breastfed. We did it for hours and she loved it. It was like fulfilling a childhood dream. I became fascinated with boobs since I was at least 4-5 years old, especially with the F1 grid girls and all the boob gags on television and beautiful bikini magazines that my mom had. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to the boob, for I will risk no shrinkage of the breast.

>>150199787
fag lol

guys I think Juju Noda might be horrible at driving

>>150199808
>gayreek calling others fags
go suck on venusian breasts so you may be cured

>>150199647
think? i dont think about it, i breathe it

>>150199869
How would you breathe cum?
You would most likely drown in cum

>>150199946
not if you swallow fast enough

edd

>>150199647
yeah i only ever think about a threesome with george russell and alba larsen

>>150199815
No. Juju Noda is cute at driving.

>>150199747
no :(

>>150199733
pls show but not in a gay way

>>150200308
vergne???

>>150199618
>hiring a retired shitter for your new F1 team
somehow in my head this is a lot worse than hiring a retiring shitter for your new F1 team

>>150200403
He's a Mexican so it will appeal to the American audience.

>>150196573
gawdamn those cars were pure sex, weren't they

>>150200357
vergne hasn't been active for years

>>150200420
True, true.

>>150200533
>>150200512
>>150200599
>>150200420
DUMP :D

>>150199647
Sexophia

>>150200624
no it's not

>>150200403
He's one of the best drivers they can have.

I want to commit a Genocide

>>150200804
How is this F1 related?

>>150200804
Get yourself elected first. Makes it easier.

>>150200823
i don't know

>>150200804
rile up your Taliban pals against some bumfuck tribe

>>150192246
Some people keep Savanah cats which are huge, there's even caracals, pumas and cheetahs as pets, it's just that cats are much more unpredictable, and bigger cats can just kill you whenever they feel like it

>>150200823
How is it not?

>>150200533
False
https://fiaformulae.com/en/drivers/3d5b4033-31b9-442b-a0b5-183d51ebde5e/jean-eric-vergne

>>150198061
Heh, same as last year.

Q: Who is /f1/'s favourite actress?
A: Marcia GAY HARDEN!!!

>>150201005
Not as bad as https://youtu.be/nHwdClitt-g&t=346

>>150197945
>Sharl called BLM a marxist anarchist cult
I wasn't aware of this based incident

>>150201355
bottas in the back

>>150197965
she forgot to mention that nigmilton was anti-vaxx

>>150201482
He also said boys don't wear dresses.

>>150201510
What's wrong with that

>>150201482
He also forces Roscoe to a vegan diet

>>150201549
Roscoe states clearly on his Instagram that he loves his vegan diet

>>150197009
>be signed to mclel even before you got into open wheel junior formula
>beat your reigning wdc teammate your first season
>win wdc in your second season
>go on to win more wdcs with mercedes
>date rita ora
>be worth 100 million BEFORE you signed a 200 million dollar salary with ferrari
how is this guy suffering again?

>>150187565
>Stupid roastie doesn't know F1 drivers are manlets.

>>150201619
Exhibicionist

smug fucking dog

>Multiple sources have told PlanetF1.com that Perez has reached an agreement with Cadillac that will see him return to the grid, with an announcement expected in the weekend of the Italian Grand Prix at Monza
we are back

RETURN OF POOREZ

>>150200626
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150201782
>cock shaming
Very sad!

>>150201355
the dog shall fall off the boat
it is the will of allah

>>150201861
big dig enerky from gulk

>>150199618
CHECOGOD WE'RE BACK

why do the dts girlies ship these two

>walks in front of you
>bends over
>ass high up
>rip an airy fart in your general direction
>feel your bulge touching my posterior

gimi

whats going on man
what is this about big guy

abhorrent ameriposting going on

>>150202410
Why is it so low quality?

baking

>>150202574
perez is the best medshiter

bathing

>>150202574
Looks high res to me.

>>150202612
looks pe res to me

>>150202200
none of this happened btw

gimi 500

white bort 501

uh oh

gimi disappointment

>>150202793
>>150202793
>>150202793

>>150202780
>>150202790
i don't get it

>>150202780
The count at the top is the total number of posts in the thread, including the OP. The posters saying "500" and "501" are referring to the fact that they are the 500th and 501st replies respectively (excluding any previously deleted replies, of course).