Thread 150189564

happy bud1212 mitch57 and burrito 10006!
go flames

Go Canucks Go!

Calgary Flames have drafted two players who:
1. Were born in New York
2. Never played 1 second in a Flames jersey
3. Demanded a trade to the New York Rangers
4. Played for the New York Rangers
5. Are defensemen

>>150189600
why cant they just draft some good ol' albertan boys like edmonton

Just clocked out bros

>>150189661
what are you bringing us home for supper?

Oilers had two shots at drafting Carter Hart who's from Edmonton but instead opted for Jesse Puljujärvi and Tyler Benson.

nice thread nigga

>>150189645
dion phaneuf was the last time they used their top pick on an albertan
that was 22 years ago

>Weeks later
>Team Canada Five are still unsigned
Looks like pronoun twitter won their pressure campaign on NHL teams

Just saw an ad for heelys might pickup a pair

>>150189719
this is gary's decision
he wants the heat to die down on these dangerous goods before releasing them

Im really getting in to these sorority girl dance videos

>>150189719
>>150189782
Gary will lift the suspension on NFL or College Handegg opening night so the news gets buried.

Go Isles and Fuck You

>>150189830
the guy that raped you is from long island this is called Stockholm Syndrome

>>150189830
1,212 days later he's still bubblin'

>>150189564 (OP)
>bud1212
it's like poetry, it rhymes

trb has admitted many times he enjoyed being raped by bud

Twinpeaksbro - you were right, having a lot of fun with the show. Already on season 2 and I started last night. Also Calgary was mentioned! Season 1 episode 6 or 7, about 40 minutes in

>>150189885
not surprising that a sick and twisted sean higgins supporter would enjoy getting raped

>>150189898
>Already on season 2
It's all downhill from there.

Just took a huge marner

>>150189885
it's called a humiliation fetish

>>150189898
skip season 2 after the first few episodes and watch the film

>>150189924
Really? People seem to think it's the other way around beacuse David Lynch took over most of the writing after season 2

Thinking of getting addicted to opiates just so I can take massive marners

>>150189953
opiates make you stop shitting you fucking retard

>>150189967
Yeah but then you take a tremendous marner after the constipation I think

>>150189830
Adam Fox was Long Island Made

Martin St Louis when he watches Noah Dobson fumble the puck for the 18th time on the power play against the Buffalo Sabres

>>150189830
Should be fun watching Shabanov and Schaefer next season

>>150190113
trb's face on 04/17/22 when he heard a loud knocking at the door

>>150190146
*wheels himself to the door*

>>150190156
kek

i've always wondered, do you think the guy who ordered the burrito on that fateful night ever learned what happened? do you think he feels remorse?

Is it true there are not rats in alberta?

>>150190308
Just the people

>Starbucks only hires Canadians while Tim Hortons only hires temp foreign workers who aren't Canadians
>tfw American corporation is more Canadian than the company whose pretending to be one
This is a massive revelation for me

>>150190308
>>150190341
I've noticed that only hundreds of year old cities like Montreal, New York City, Paris and London have rat infestation problem for some reason.

>>150190288
yeah we had to pull out of many strategic points in Afghanistan
rapey literally lost the war

Stepped on a wasp and it stung in-between my toe

>>150190308
it's true. they traded them all to florida

>>150190392
Numerous cities, both old and relatively young, struggle with rat infestations. For instance, Chicago has been ranked the rattiest city in America for ten consecutive years. Other cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco, Washington DC, and Seattle also face significant rat problems. In Canada, cities like Toronto, Vancouver, Burnaby, and Kelowna are listed among the most rat-infested.

>>150190409
i'd sting you too if you stepped on me

>>150190433
You haven't the anatomy for that

sting never drew a fucking dime without the crow gimmick

>>150190431
kys

>>150190431
kys

How many girls are there in /hoc/

bud is the michaels
trb is the (raped) jannetty

>>150190515
takagi but she's spoken for

>>150190515
kippers was the only one

>>150190554
>kippers is a girl
source?

it was getting a little cool in my apartment so I turned the air conditioner off

>>150190621
it came to me in a dream

i run the fan and keep the window open because i am not some fag heatlet

the rangers are the worst original six team

>>150190357
The most ragtag lineup of the summer yet.

>>150190431
love this gimmick

>>150190554
retard
the only confirmed women to post here is the devils nigress and ccgl

kippers is a man

Thinking about cooking some chicken this evening for dinner desu

not thinking about asking some questions this evening for dinner desu

thinking about benis

>>150190515
she plays for the frost

>>150190680
Hey smartass you don't have to confirm something for it to be true. For me it's very easy to spot the girls in /hoc/ I just wonder how many there are in total. Has to be atleast 5 active and that's in the offseason

>>150190672
t. raped retard

>>150190736
yes im sure you are capable of believing whatever delusions you choose

silly boys
I ONLY TALK TO FLAMIACS

>>150190763
I love you please be my gf

>>150190760
I mean you believe in like 800 gods and that Cows are sacred why is it weird for me to believe they're are women and puckbunnies in /hoc/

>>150190780
>>150190820
thoughts on your loss to mitch?

>implying i am trb
ooohhh now you've done it

1212 days of being trb

shut up

trb be bubblin' again

Im starting to get used to not thinking or caring about hockey. Im not sure I want to make room for it in my life when the season starts up again.

>>150190935
trb casual confirmed

>>150190935
same, bro. see you in october.

>>150190935
Well, then you need a new thread to post in, honey
>the /anti/-/hoc/, sounds like it wears a lot of black

>>150190940
trb thought playoff goals counted towards a regular season record. he makes casuals look hardcore

>>150190949
raped

>>150190949
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>150190950
kek xhe truly has no idea about hockey. probably thinks icing is what goes on cake

>>150190954
brain damage from a botched burrito delivery, lad
>and some anal damage from a chilly easter evening in 2022....
[]

>>150190993
finally trb sheds some light on his retardation!

>>150190993
>>150191003
well there we have it. straight from the horse's mouth

how the fuck do you mess up a burrito delivery? i imagine he just jumped out from his chair and slipped on a banana peel

>>150191028
probably faked it for sympathy like he did with his "seizures" for benzos

why cant the rangers develop a single prospect?

why can't trb develop a single 1?

i've made so many imaginary friends since finding /hoc/

>>150191141
They developed Adam Fox

bud developed tbg into trb

I want to get drunk and play video games tonight but every time I plan to so that I end up playing for 20 minutes and then just fucking off and listening to the same 10 songs over and over again until I pass out wasted 7 hours later.

>>150191261
I wonder if /hoc/ can help you with this problem

>>150191227
"developed"

>>
>They're developing Adam Fox, slowly
[feex]

>>150191261
looks like you don't want to play video games when you drink. way she goes

>>150191261
how literally me can one post be

>>150189564 (OP)
Balls have been flammin for 2 weeks now

>>150191261
you might be playing the wrong game

>>150191261
Weed and video games go together not alcohol and games

>>150191293
raped

she's the bud to my won
she's the Easter of 22 to my Stephen

imagine achieving a victory so great that it will outlive you by multiple generations
bud doesn't have to imagine
imagine suffering a defeat so terrible that your identity that you spent years painstakingly crafting is stripped from you and replaced with a reminder of your loss
trb doesn't have to imagine

>>150191334
I love vidya when drinking. Im drinking beers and playing League right now

>>150191383
instead of a date they're going to put bud[days since 04/17/22] on trb's gravestone to mark his death

>>150191400
I wish he was dead already so fucking much

>>150191392
you just alt tab with the game still running to reply to people?

>>150191400
trb will die on september 17 2052 and his gravestone will read bud11111 for maximum pottery

>>150191440
kek 2true

>>150191383
trb can't imagine anything with the severity of his tbi

though somehow i doubt trb will make it to 73

>>150191261
what a life

>>150191483
>limited imagination
kwab

>>150191427
Yeh doing it to (You) right now

>>150191261
Yes goy keep consoooming goyslop

>>150191671
What are you plans for tonight?

>>150191707
Smoking weed and making fun of trb

>>150191741
Wow, it's nothing

Bros why it is plus 35 im getting heat stroke

>>150191743
Just like my Islanders
>And that's a beautiful thing, some would say...
>Myself included

>>150191758
>why it is
saar you must go back saar

>>150191707
after dinner i will ride by electric scooter around until like 830, come home, take a shower. then by 9pm, rip some weed, log into wow and do some rated battlegrounds until like 11pm. then after ill smoke some more weed, have a midnight snack, read about stocks and gambling for tomorrow, shit post on /hoc/, then either watch some slop on netflix or jewtube or play a different vidya until i pass out from exhaustion. i will consider putting a boreball game on for some background noise.

>>150191765
playoff goals

>>150191767
Dead serious i'm getting delirious because of the heat. I'm on a bike tour dying. A saar would be used to the heat.

>>150191787
Are you staying hydrated? Are you getting electrolytes?

>>150189949
Oh wow shu5 God duck up nerd faggit ass nerd bitch ph mu tv show og my writing shut yhd fuck yo dirk

>>150191771
You sound like a fag

>>150190308
No animal rats many human rats (ontario)

>>150191819
Does that make you hot? Are you going to make out with him? Gross.

>>150191827
you're gayer than him fag

>>150191798
I've probably drank 5L of fluid thus far today. Lots of sweet stuff, maybe 150g of sugar in drinks. Diabetes here we come.
Thanks for the electrolyte reminder :)

can I get a qrd on copey?

>>150191819
did i say i was drinking gatorade?

>>150191830
your Gaydar is on the fritz, sweetie

if you arent hydrating with beer lower you tone

>>150191819
Hockey is for everyone retard

Gary's body got my into hockey

>>150191261
You sound like a loser you should cheer for the wild

I got a body you can get into right here for ya pal

4spell, don't fail me now

>>150191304
You also sound like a loser but a sadder and more pathetic one. Kraken is your team

and most thusly perchance bud1212 occureth

umm excuse me chuddie, but bodyarmor is the official sports drink of the nhl.

>>150191840
Flameschad

>>150191889
hoc is an All Sport genny

>>150191392
Shitty try not being a Winnipeg fan

/hoc/ > hoc

>>150191903
What

Alright boys, drink up.

>>150191771
My taxes pay for neet freaks like this
Consider suicide

Prime has the wrong proportion of electrolytes. You gonna drink the same electrolytes you lose in sweat

>trb talking to ximself again
bud1212 is taking its toll on xim/xer

celsius genny

>>150191922
Alcoholic NEETS are the least of our concerns regarding where our tax dollars go.

>>150191943
it's 37 here and don't hear me bitching about it, sheesh

>>150191922
i work from home. which university did you graduate from? or are you one of those failures that has to wake up at 4am for manual labor?

>>150191261
based, have you tried grounded 2 yet?

>>150191944
true i'd rather help a neetbro escape the wage cage than fuel the hockey is for everyone agenda

>>150191946
Us snowbelters were built for snow not sun :(

>>150191943
celcius is the official energy drink of the nhl. bodyarmor is the official sports drink of the nhl.

>>150191970
this was debunked

>>150191970
i thought celcius was a cocktail in a can?

>>150191261
Couple months ago my sleep schedule got so fucked. Was going to bed a 2 pm and waking up at 10 pm. Would not recommend. Made me consider suicide it was so unpleasant.

Yep thinking it's a vodka and video game evening.

hyundai is the official car of the nhl but you never see gary driving around in one.

I thought imperial was some kinda evil star wars word

>>150191991
i've never seen him in any car

why is there no recorded footage of gary ever skating?

>>150192005
gary spawns and despawns when nobody's looking

>>150192011
He's shy,
like me :)

>>150192017
if we can find and destroy the loading trigger we can stop him from expanding the league more

>>150192011
they dont make skates for cloven hooves.

What is the official team of the NHL?

Three are millions of Gary's so they don't need to travel

>>150192011
Gary's a vampire and can't be photographed or video recorded with NHL-branded video broadcast setups

Molson Canadian is the official beer of my Vancouver Canucks.
But I prefer the unofficial "Five For Fighting" Hazy Pale ale.

Gary's a vampire and can't be photographed or video recorded without NHL-branded video broadcast equipment

>>150192045
Flames

>>150192050
Your vancouver canucks have a petey poster of the side of the area. Saw it with my very own eyes. keku

>>150192045
Montreal

>>150192045
All the teams in the NHL are official

>>150192084
What about the Coyotes?

>>150192084
We don't acknowledge the Utah Mammoth here

>>150192093
Official but inactive

>>150192100
Mammoth as a name had so much kino potential. They really fucked up.

they'll always be clubbies to me

>>150192084
What about my Kelowna Rockets?

>>150191741
who will win the days on earth bowl this year?

>>150192077
Pettersson conquered JT Miller and removed his banner from the arena, raising his own flag.
What did you think of the city?

>>150192045
brandon wheat kings

>>150192132
The Everblades would destroy them methinks

>>150192141
Lou Lamoriello

>>150192158
they would also be subject to a regional draft just like whl teams too, right?

My mammies :)

>>150192127
I think the Smith Group should hire an "Abominable Snowman" and name him Tuah; this mascot could carry around a club
>and they can call it "the Utah Hockey Club"

>>150192179
raped bitch

Her mammies :)

Sorry that was rude I apologize

>>150192142
Everywhere with a view of the north mountains or the ocean was very beautiful. The city centre has an awesome strip of small shops that I liked. Sky train was very cool. I liked the free wifi network too. Granville island/stanley park was also real nice. 9/10 city would return. Also Kitsilano was majestic.

EP40 60 goal 130 point season incoming. With Kane covering his six he will be unstoppable.

I’m thinking my hurricanes are gonna win a couple games

>>150192248
Eat cock randy

What's next for Winnipeg? Ehlers left and Connor is still unsigned. Hellebuyck has had many chances to show he can perform when it matters and he failed to do so. Winnipeg hasn't gone past the first round in forever. Scheifele is getting older and he isn't a spring chicken anymore and Winnipeg still hasn't been able to fill out the 2C role in forever.

Given that they have practically no decent prospects coming up and a very thin prospect pool, is it time for Winnipeg to start a rebuild? Their window is definitely closed and delaying the inevitable is just going to make things worst.

If you were the Jets GM, what would be your next moves?

>>150192348
bud1 celebration day to inspire players and fans alike

>>150192348
They made it to the 2nd round 3 months ago, dumbass.

We're in the beginning of a Flames dynasty

daily reminder gary grew up an islanders fan

I grew up a Gary fan

>>150192430
they said that last season then missed the playoffs
actions not words

Gary Bettman

>>150192348
>ehlers
Overrated as fuck softie. Jets should be happy some schmuck paid him 7M because he’s overrated. They’ll probably pay Connor. Real issue is Hellebuyck becoming Roberto Luongo level choker in the playoffs. Gotta get a proper backup. Also their prospect pool is pretty decent compared to some teams

>>150192749
Luongo has 2 cups pal

>>150192891
Not as a player

>>150192897
Rings don't lie pal

>>150192902
he never won them as a player

>>150192907
Cant hear ya, 2 rings plugging my ears

>>150192918
never as a player.

>>150192897
>>150192907
>>150192925
thoughts on your victory over trb?

i have 0 rings

>>150189898
:)

yeah listening to Styx

i never recall seeing a white man caring about wearing a diamond encrusted ring until i got older. that was just more black culture being installed into white peoples sports by gary and his tribe. many such cases.

>>150192077
He's out for revenge now.

You cant recall things because you were born and raised by the politics board on 4chan

>>150193117
he has some great takes

i never recall seeing patrick roy or steve yzerman caring about a diamond ring or wearing wwf wrestling belt. it was only after garys aggressive expansion to numales that those became commonplace in nhl dressing rooms.

You cant recall things because you were born in 2002

only zoomers and boomers care about race
millennials just want everyone to play hockey and have fun

>>150193110
Watching it right now pretty drunk and it's spooky. Great recommendation. Thank you

ive never seen a picture of theo fleury wearing a diamond ring or a wrestling belt, its just a thing for numales.

>>150193241
Hockey is for everyone. Let's thanks Gary for growing the game and allowing everyone to play

>>150192100
the secondary M logo is fantastic
the main one is shit, could be called "lame" at best, and it's kinda gay honestly
the star on the upper shoulder is generic and lame and too connected with the mormon church, also apparently a complete afterthought since it has no white outline while the other logos all do
also the captain's C has no white outline, step it up
no team needs TWO alternate logos on their shoulders, that's retarded, just go with the M
using the light blue for the main body of the jersey is nice
the striping is fucking terrible, generic as shit, already taken by Dallas, completely ignores the styling that the team already has, good god man you gotta actually fucking try

>>150193272
Because he pawned it for drug money

>>150193282
yeah, i wish he didn't grow the game into the sunbelt tho

>>150193272
the guy that raped him took it

>>150193335
reminds me of trbs virginity

>>150193375
>hold onto your virginity for 43 years
>have it forcibly taken away from you by a fat 85 IQ long island weeb
kwarb

didn't ask for your origin story

>>150193470
cope it was yours kwab

>no u
i accept your concession

real copey hours flush it down

2025: mcdavid signs a four year contract with the oliers
2029: a cupless mcdavid leaves the oilers as they enter their rebuild
2030: mcdavid hoists the stanley cup with the carolina hurricanes

carolina is going to be under six feet of seawater by 2030 retard

>>150193594
>she fell for the sea level rise meme
kwab

cope they're gonna prosecute all the municipal airports for their usaid weather manipulation and things will return to normal

beaches are fucking gay
>hurr durr I'm sitting in dirt looking at water and it's hot

i like looking at all the hunks at the beach

>>150193629
>it's hot
Go in the water. Are you afraid to take your shirt off or something?

there is literally nothing wrong with being afraid to take your shirt off

it would only take one good tsunami to wipe florida off the planet permanently

>>150193658
I don't like the idea of being surrounded by fish shit and fish piss

the atlantic doesn't get tsunamis retard

>>150193673
Tsunamis arent very common in the atlantic

It would only take one good mediterranean tsunami to wipe ****** off the planet

THIS POST HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE OFFICES OF GARY BETTMAN]

neck guards are for pussies

tell me when i'm telling lies

>>150193737
How many active volcanoes are still in the med

utah's set if they find a goalie

>>150194285
what am i a fucking geologist

>>150194310
yeah

>>150194298
and a coach

One hockey insider that only tells lies and one hockey insider that only tells the truth

>>150194310
I was hoping you a volcanologists

in hindsight it's nuts that gary was able to wring $2 billion out of that mormon for the guts of a lottery team

>>150194310
shale finding nigga
kwab this nigga finding sandstone

>>150194362
Utah is a better team than Seattle in terms of roster and prospects. Utah inherited a whole prospect system. Seattle doesnt have shit.

im a sexologist

>>150194366
He probably think quartz is a diamond KWAb

>>150194440
diamonds are worth marner

I'm a vulvalogist

>>150194362
whats crazy about gary bilking the white man?

>>150193691
sure they do
its wind traveling in a circle not something you import from japan

>>150194362
gary's people are good at haggling

>>150194554
this is a ~2 billion dollar enterprise at work

>>150194554
Gary wants you to believe this team is equal to the original six

>>150194789
Why does he need so many forks?

>>150194804
there are three femboys off camera who he feeds grapes to, one fork for each femboy. after dinner he sticks all of them up his ass

>>150194804
one is a salad fork. one is a not a salad fork. and the third is for meat

>>150194952
>I knew there weren't going to be many fans, but holy marner, what a good time to move.

>>150194952
now vegas has a black hole AND a huge marner

>>150192218
Never relax around blacks

>>150193483
Thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150195037
bud had me on the ropes once but I made the hot tag to copey

>>150194554
Holy aids

>>150194789
He pounding that shit raw

The kraken give me the ick

trb gave bud the 1

in europe you have to pay 50 cents to marner in public restrooms

it's only 30 to binnington

>>150195205
Nah you just pull a mcdonalds receipt out the trash can and put in a code

>>150194952
I wonder if he ever smiled like this in Tarana

>>150194789
He doesn’t look happy

unemployed /hoc/ alcoholics are getting filtered by fifty cents again

i'm addicted to /hoc/ahol

>>150195461
would you consider yourself to be a /hoc/aholic?

I'm addicted to not asking

of only he was addicted to not telling instead

>>150195428
go shortie
it's your birthday
we gonna party like it's your birthday
we gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
and you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday

im addicted to not giving a fuck if you asked or not

sup bro's btw we don't call those that here now might watch raw

tranny begone

the ads are in the ring

>>150195655
translission got cancelled Tiny R con lost to a wrestling school again

raw like my morning marner

>>150195428
Im drunk right now

banana nose booked another retirement home match on the same day as all out kek he's scared as fuck kek

>>150195800
what did gary do this time?

>scared as fuck
kek the fed's wrestling school tv show outdraws trannymite on a weekly basis

Got 45 minutes of video games in. Now im drunk and eyeing the pool. But i cant blast music out there at this hour.

I haven't been to a pool in probably four years :(

fed sisters...

>>150193549
In 2nd grade I traded for a Felix Potvin card with a classmate.I have no idea what card I traded away so it must've been a good trade.

>>150195920
respect for your neighbours is saving your dumb drunk ass

There's a forest fire across the river. Go Flames Go :D

pools are fucking gay
>hurr durr I need lotion
>hurr don't let me in the deep end I'll drown and die
>pools

>>150196360
That's pretty funny desu

people who live in hurricane alley are NPCs by choice

>>150196379
ray emery...

Fell off my stand up paddle board and the wind blew it away. Unironically almost drowned, forgot how much harder it is to swim in fresh water vs salt water

>>150196415
imagine trying to intentionally die in fish shit

I can't swim without my special goggles

Bragging about how easy swimming is is the same thing as saying you are fat.

>>150196415
KWAB

marners are natural floaters

>>150196180
Kek, wise words.

marnered in an outhouse yesterday, train went by and for a second a though I was on the tracks.

I love to marner
in the moona and the juna and the springa
i love to marner

tay tay announced a new album

>>150196512
>>150196525
no need to repeat yourself

bros why do i wake up every morning, a merciful god would have pulled the plug by now. god is fake

>>150196536
your punishment must be more severe

if i flush that marner will you die?

What's a liquid marner called

i don't know what it's called, I just know the sound it makes when it rains fire

this must be where pies go when they die

What's the point of winning the cup at MSG when the fans are just gonna be hungry again in an hour

nigga logged on and said 1993 me senpai

My Rangers are growing in strength. Marinating. Settling. Anticipating.

>>150196726
Marnering

>>150196750
Gaudreauing

>>150196726
>>150196774
thoughts on your loss to bud?

let me show you around the office this restroom here is for #1s only save your marners for the restroom down the hall any questions?

No (you) for my best post in weeks

Retard

56 days until opening night

>>150196925
*opening knight

>>150196932
*opening night

>>150196945
'fraid not kwab

i be takin marners at work

>>150196932
Retard

educate yourselves

based heyman burying montreal kwab

I may or may not have been sprayed by a skunk

>>150197076
wait i'm retarded, they're in qc

>self-inflicted kwab
yup must be a fed fag

>>150197086
actually it's E-God

just dropped a literal perfect BiS item bro's. should i run it or sell it for 100 billy (max gold cap)

sell it and buy a map to get off the first planet in less than 9 hours this time

>>150197187
don't ever confuse me with that retard ever again

sell it and buy a better best friend to replace trb

>>150197200
don't ever associate me with that retard ever again

>>150197205
you are both slop eating faggots whats the difference

>>150190308
The entire northeast quadrant of Calgary is packed with a two legged type of rat

>>150197209
mopr

why does every numale on here play fag games made by blue haired ghouls?

cope i play an mmo made by japanese ghouls

>>150191917
The lid design of these bottles grows mold that's impossible to completely clean

Still can't believe copey threw away his broship with a proven 1er for the eternally dimeless piece of shit loser trb. Grim.

>>150197219
that picture was in english, retard.

>>150197229
fake news 1993

>>150197242
>1993 is fake news
We know. Thank you Gary.

>>150197234
we stopped signing our posts, guess no one told you

>>150197253
no but seriously why did you confuse japanese and english? dont try to change the subject, they dont even look alike.

>>150197309
>trb confuses playoff and regular season goals
>copey confuses japanese and english
sad state of affairs for the raped copealition

>>150197229
Its been really sad seeing him try to cling to relevance with stunts like that

if carter hart was a half asian child he would have shot up a school by now.

>>150197549
Hes not american though

Never mind that shit…here comes morning marner

Huomenta

>>150197200
I wish I could have a best friend

>>150198562
We're your friends here

>>150198648
Thanks but I wish we could hang out irl and have a group chat

just learned the lighting were originally created as a yakuza money laundering scheme
we live in a funny world huh lads

i hope gary is lying on the beach somewhere enjoying himself

Liiga starts in 4 weeks :)

ill be watching the superior khl
thanks, tho

>>150198648
im not your friend

Prepare your 5-hole Swedes, USA is going to blow you the fuck out.

we're gonna make it, lads

>>150199154
counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fiWIQXVIAE

>>150199233
cope

>>150199154
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150199233
for me it's contrapoints

TALKING POINT FOR GARY:
We need to schedule an early morning game every weekday during the regular season where it's feasible in the future

>most dangerous lead in Slowvakia
take that, Stockholm

USA! USA! USA! are up 2-0 on the Swedes

how did swedes go from vikings to elias pettersson?

marnerin lads

>>150199154
WAGMI

>>no hlinka thread
>matti would be disappointed

>>150199503
being mandated to sit down when you pee messes a lot of things up

Thank you, Gary

>>150199006
Your loss

>>150199729
>>150199758
>>150199792
thoughts on your crushing defeats at the hands of bud, mitch, and 'rito?

frog on the floor
where'd he come from?
nobody knows
where he'll go

>>150199758
I hope they have only one application to use this, I hate using multiple apps for live broadcasts

>>150199714
We need to bring back urinal troughs to enhance masculinity

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150200052
>most raped bitch in /hoc/

>>150200090
deliscious

>>150200052
its five to zero now
meanwhile usgay struggling against the swedes
LMAO

>>150200120
sounds vaguely familiar; In other news, I'm gonna super fucking pissed if you guise are in the Championshi9p game at the end fo all this, it's unnatural I say
>it's fucking Bizzaro world without you, Maplestahn, man the fuck up already
>a Zurich goal =/
damnit

sweden tied it against the shitters
meanwhile canawins up 6-1

>three unanswered goals
amerikwabs

>>150198562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFstlEfDdno

I hate the raped bitch so fucking much bros

>>150200238
didn't ask

why are americans so bad at hockey?

>>150200253
too many raped air force veterans

>>150200263
understood

Just took a rabbit like marner

>>150200270
Well, what did you eat yesterday?

>>150200198
What tourney is this

>>150200289
https://www.flashscore.ca/hockey/world/hlinka-gretzky-cup/#/jRRgKouh/live

>>150200289
Hstinka Chudsky cup

and canada wins easily with an eight goal margin

every player in this tournament is a bust

>>150200303
Congratulations, how does it feel to be a Champion?
>>150200317
it's an under 18, lotsa Pee Wee League players

>>150200275
I grilled some chicken bites and mixed it with KD, it was pretty good ong

>>150200321
feels a lot better than being a raped bitch

>>150200324
I would have added some potatoes to that just for fiber and vitamins
hash browns or tater tots, maybe

>>150200295
>>150200298
>>150200302
So it's pretty much the world juniors?

>>150200359
Yeah, but more like an under series than a sequel, though

>>150200321
never reply to me again you crippled retarded raped bitch

>>150200359
not really jrs is U21
this is U18

>>150200373
OK, sweetie

My team Canada never let's me down <3

>>150200376
jrs is U20*

>>150200398
Only when they dont make nepobaby teams

>>150200398
just like Our Sennies :)

>>150200509
>zero cups

>>150200509
Theyve let me down many times :(

>>150200581
make the switch anon

>>150200600
>to a team that cant even make the playoffs
LMAO
every team the raped bitch touches turns to ash

>>150200654
cope it's the Year of the Wolf

>>150200682
cant win a game if you dont score any goals

>>150200690
cope it's the Year of Matty Scorenato and hööbs will heat up

>>150200703
what a sad pair to rely on

>>150200709
they're trying their best

>>150200531
What a dyel

How about we give the Red Wings a theme for the next thread? They haven’t had one in a while and deserve it. Great fan base.

>>150200809
nah they're gay and have failed plans

>>150200754
mitch won + taller

>>150200809
what does stevie's dick taste like?

>>150200709
Yah stop being mean, my flames are elite :(

>>150200838
bud1
you lost

>>150200850
thoughts on our Matty Scorenato?

Getting it ready, king?

xhe rb getting ready to threadcuck

>>150200867
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHdN2zq3Gqs
I like the way he smacks his stick. He's got heart :)