Thread 150191189

My Steelers :)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

>>150191200
admit it, how much joy do you get from making the webmschizo seeth?
i didnt even get to finish this sentence before he started
or are you doing both at the same time?

>>150191205
anon, you know where we live. People would rather a drugaddicted pedo run the free world than it be a woman

the same logic applies to their football teams

>>150191200
>file deleted
Again, avatarfagging

>16:55:40
>16:56:59
kwab

Reminder that the Broncos and Commanders are frauds. They both might miss the playoffs this year.

UH OH STINKY!

Viking bros

>>150191233
imagine having to console a grown man over the fact that he lost at recess...

>>150191219
>admit it, how much joy do you get from making the webmschizo seeth?
I just come here to talk about my QB. A side effect is him seething. Mahomes must have hurt him.

Why are there no women kickers?

Everybody is thinking about, posting about, and seething about my Chiefies :3

>I'M GAY
>I'M GAY

Strange time for mutthomes to come out of the closet fr ngl

>>150191229
How is it "avatarfagging" if there's no avatar. Make this make sense.

>>150191236
been to handful of games the past couple decades and honestly, the chicks they were hiring might as well have been dudes too.

>>150191243
blacks are mentally 10 years old

>Adam Schefter talking Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys on Monday morning on @GetUpESPN:
>"He issued his trade request roughly 10 days ago."
>"There has been nothing that has transpired on a new contract since then."
>"Nothing."

What do you think would have more sexual tension, when you're a cowboys player being called to Jerry Jones office or a Colts player being called into a meeting with pic related

>a side effect is him seething
>h-he's seething

>>150191252
There will be at least one within our lifetimes

>>150191257
If you use the same picture every single time then that makes you an avatarfag. It's not rocket science and it would just be ritual posting if you bothered to mix up the age but you never do

>>150191272
what's with the tattoo they both (all?) have on their left wrist?

>>150191260
And there it is

Will Tom kill Eli in a crime of passion during our lifetime?

>>150191256
You're missing the context.
>fuck you patrick
>oh you wanna fuck me?! I'd like that, I'm gay! I'm gay!
Mahomie isn't really gay, he thought he had a really good comeback. Basically, "I got a match for you, your ass and my face"

And there it is.

>>150191229
Why does the Mahomes one bother you so much but not the steelers post >>150191197. Could it be you have a dog in the race and was victimized by the Chiefs?

Come on, man

>>150191290
Why does Brady’s statue make him look like a fridge-bodied fat…

AHA! I figured out who the commentator is:

Charles Davis, I really like his voice and his analysis. He is cool, but I don't see a lot of people talk about him.

>>150191312
He's an Avatarfag too but you're the one that spams the thread everyone someone says something bad about the Queefs whereas he doesn't give shit when anons shit talk the Stoolers

Why did that post get deleted

>>150191232
Broncos schedule is too easy and defense too good to get fraud checked this season unless bix nood has a complete meltdown. You're right about the commies they're going to the shitter

>>150191256
Mahomes has that dawg in him though. In the Netflix show, after a loss to Burrow, he screamed FUUUUUUUUUCK in the locker room. And he gets super fired up during games, like when Maxx Crosby was trying to play mind games with him, and Pat started screaming "you just woke the wrong motherfucker up" or something.

>>150191312
the steelers bro doesn't bitch a fit and spend 4 hours posting the same 15 graphs when someone says anything bad about his team

Is this Ceedee Lamb,?

>>150191331
>the steelers fan has no pride
I don't blame him. They haven't won in a while. My Chiefs however have been to 5 owls and run the league. It's only natural I would defend them.

>>150191339
I take back everything bad I said about the italian anon.

He knows ball unlike that fraud kiwi cocksuker.

>>150191327
ya davis is good, hes up there with one of my favorites
shame we have to listen to colinsfag more often

How do my Carolina Panthers look

>>150191354
>been to 5 owls
Remember when you were saying he was going to be the first QB to 3peat and that would make him better than Brady? Your tone sure has changed since then

>>150191352
Hmm....

anyway 4 > 3

>>150191354
6 appears to be a bigger number than 4
just like 7 > 3

>>150191371
Do you really want to know

>>150191371
This is Bryce's year, panthers bro

Still laughing at this

>>150191372
>Remember when you were saying he was going to be the first QB to 3peat
You seem to think there's only one Chiefs fan on /nfl/. I'm the Chiefs fan who correctly predicted the 3peat wouldn't happen because of the O-line.

>>150191371
Scourton looked good. Really good

>>150191384
>No need for tha extra curricular
What do blacks think they mean by this

jared goff throw da ball in the middle for 10 yards

>>150191290
Too tough to die

>>150191413
there's multiple chiefs autists? i need to catch up on my /nfl/ lore
are you the one who beat up his little sister

>>150191413
You're the only one autistic enough to go through the catalog to do that so thank you for proving my point

>>150191388
Obama was the president in the last steelers superbowl. Only Cowboys fans cling to the past, don't be like them.

Jalen Hurts just lost another hypothetical competition. He is now 0-789 in conjectural situations.

The Steelers are doomed, but I'm not surprised

>muh oline
Unless you're a Clots or a Shithawks fan then you have no right to complain about shitty olines for a season or two

do you guys actually watch this trash? baseball is on.

>>150191465
Do you guys miss Obama? He seeemed chill

>>150191478
Are you saying a good oline isn't important? Be more articulate

>>150191446
>are you the one who beat up his little sister
I am. Any older brother with siblings at one point or another beat up their younger siblings. Why are we pretending that's not normal.

>>150191189 (OP)
>Pic unrelated

>>150191482
Yeah, unironically

>>150191477
Rodgers is still elite.

>>150191481
>Luck Swing
>Boreball
>Spic Stick
Nobody wants to watch the Doyers win a World Series again.

>>150191495
No I'm saying that their olines were so bad over the past decade or so that no one else has a right to complain about it. I'm a Shithawks fan and the last time they had an olinemen voted in the Pro Bowl was Max Unger in 2013 or 2014, and the last time they had an all pro linemen was in 2008 when some guy named Walter Jones made the second team. As for the Clots, they ruined Luck's career because their oline was an absolute dumpsterfire when he was drafted and it never really improved. If Luck managed to stay healthy then he'd be the best QB from 2012 over Wilson

Script leaked?

TCD

>>150191339
You watched the first season of Netflix Quarterbacks? How is the 2nd season?

>>150191472
there you are
im missing slop of the clots and iggles

>>150191482
>decreased the deficit
>deported browns more than any other president
>bombed other browns more than any other president
Not much reason for people here to not like him, other than the obvious one I guess

>>150191580
No because neither one of those teams are making the championship game. Dem Boyz won't even make a WC

Why have the Packers historically been so shit in the post season?

They've had just 5 losing seasons in the last 30 years. Why are they such chokers?

>>150191586
Watched both seasons. Enjoyed both. My favorite stories to follow were Cousins in S1 & Goff S2.

>>150191339
That's not having the dog in him, that's having the sperg in him

>>150191597
>Dem Boyz won't even make a WC
It's getting to the point where Boyz haters are just letting the hate cloud their vision and logic. It's actually kinda sad.

>>150191593
im not even talking about politics but the vibes seemed much better

nobody was depressed or had adhd back then

>>150191371
We're going to be tied for 1st in the division

>>150191580
Sure did buddy, it sure did.

>>150191615
Obama Derangement Syndrome broke half the country

to be honest its hard to think of an obvious script for this upcoming season

>>150191371
The defense can't get any worse than last year and the offense should be better
I could see a 9-8 meme playoff berth

>>150191634
its a rerun of 2021
chiefs make the championship and lose to the bengies, stafford gets another ring and rides off into the sunset

>>150191634
lolchiefsindaowlagainlol

>>150191634
It's probably finally the Ravens' or Bills' turn. Eagles will get decimated by injuries and only win one playoff game at most. The Lions make the owl (battle of the underdogs or something) and lose.

>>150191481
>162 games
>12/30 teams get into a carnival lottery show anyway
>best of 3s after all that
same garbage as the nba aimed at different rubes

>>150191634
Chiefs 49ers

>>150191481
I'll check in on baseball for the playoffs. The season is way too long.

Tay Tay's revenge tour

>>150191634
...unless mr Roger is cooking up a swiftie trilogy

1st season was paradise
2nd season heartbreai
3rd season redemption

>>150191580
Mother fucker just jinxed both teams

>>150191236
Thank fucking GOD

>>150191666
Please no

Is Chris Grier related to Will?

>>150191634
Ravens vs Commies in the owl. Battle of the beltway.

>>150191666
The Niners' window has slammed shut. They might make the playoffs due to that shit easy schedule but it's Over.

>>150191658
Sadly this is the most likely scenario i believe

>>150191634
a black QB will win the superbowl, a white QB won last year so they have to even it out.
Bills are winning the owl.

>>150191666
Satan confirms

>>150191695
They have the best coach in the league and Brock Purdy

>>150191634
>>150191645
>>150191666
Last time the Chiefs lost a Superbowl Mahomes had the worst season of his career which is losing in overtime of the AFC Championship game. (This would be a career accomplishment for 90% of QBs but it's bad by Mahomes standards since it's the only time he didn't win an MVP or go to the Super Bowl).

I'm predicting Lamar or Allen makes it to the owl then the Chiefs go back in 2026.

>>150191687
Does Will have an inability to draft worth a fuck for a decade?

KANGZ WINNING IT ALL WOOOOOOO!

>>150191708
He was blowing out the Bengals and then Mahomes got concussed. It was an isolated incident

>>150191704
I got chills reading this. Powerful post

>>150191634
Commanders, I don't think it goes as planned with the depth/age issues this year but they are a clear Goodell darling with the stadium deal and Daniels

>>150191716
kek good one faglord

>>150191711
BAD dog. NO

>>150191477
That fucking autist who posts "my Steelers" in every thread is earning them terrible football karma.

>>150191711
animal abuse

>>150191612
Remind me how much they're paying Dak again. And how much of that money is fully guaranteed

>>150191704
>They have the best coach in the league
LOL

>>150191711
that poor gay dog owned by a brown subhuman...

My Chiefs broke the 49ers. Their team chemistry went to crap following the owl loss. Deebo wouldn't have bullied the kicker and Aiyuk wouldn't have demanded a trade if they won an owl. Now the GM has to build a new team.

>>150191719
hmmm this one is hard to picture really hard to imagine a scenario where Daniels defeat mahomes-lamar-josh at this point in his career

>>150191739
>best coach in the league
NOT SO FAST!

>>150191739
Siriani is a bus rider but cute meme

>>150191711
You're an asshole for that. The dog is going to overheat wearing all that.

>>150191711
What brand of dog is this? Poodle?

>>150191739
Jewie Noseman built that team btw.

>>150191739
Remember when iggspergs wanted his head on a pike all through last offseason? I remember.

>>150191666
Niners win this time though

>>150191739
Shanahan has his hand forced getting an uppity but good DC that realizes he's not HC material finally. That's the key lynchpin in keeping teams up, all these offensive fags think they can plug and play coaches on that end and they yo-yo around the standings as a result

>>150191606
the NFCN was a one horse cake walk for a long time and only until very recently has the division been viewed as one of the more competitive ones. but so was the AFCE for basically Brady's entire career and obviously they didn't shrink in the postseason mostly because they played complimentary football. in short: defense wins championships.

>>150191709
No he's a shitty backup quarterback

>>150191478
or bungles

>>150191666
Satan no…

>>150191797
I guess thats mildly related because Grier sure drafted some shitty QBs.

>>150191760
>>150191777
Wins are unironically a coaching stat, and it's his offensive scheme and culture.

>>150191807
And the eagles fans deadass wanted him gone after week 3 last season

Pretty crazy

>>150191821
Well I guess it makes sense you use "deadass" unironically since you're a brown subhuman retard.

>>150191799
That's fair

>>150191666
>My Ninies!
Third time's the charm

I just shadoodoo in my pants

>>150191739
>Nick Sirianni: 54-23 (Won Super Bowl)
>Dan Campbell: 41-30-1
>Brandon Staley: 24-25 (fired)
>Arthur Smith: 21-30 (fired)
>Robert Saleh: 20-36 (fired)
>David Culley: 4-13 (fired)
>Urban Meyer: 2-11 (fired)

>>150191831
If he actually does this without the camera on he needs help

>>150191796
So you're saying Belichick > Brady?

>>150191831
>cunt wife not supporting her husband
shocking

>>150191824
your being meanie but let me tell you a secret using internet lingo or ebonics is a cheat code for us ESLs no one can tell its wrong

The Milroe heads have taken over

>be me, an /nfl/ intellectual
>come on now, I would be SHOCKED if the super bowl were Chiefs vs 49ers or the Chiefs vs Eagles
>what, are you CRAZY? when has that EVER happened?

>>150191666
Rasm or Chorgers vs Chefs

>>150191879
Anon let me tell you a secret: Your posts exude brownness. You could type in perfect english and we'd still know. Just like the triptrannies when they come in and post 1-2 times without it and you see people go "trip on" it is just too obvious.

>>150191831
>>150191873
>imagine the hate sex if your wife was a fan of a divisional rival team that sent you home during the playoffs.
I would "accidentally" stick it in the wrong hole.

>>150191739
I think they're both over rated but Sirianni never had to start shitters like Bradford, Nick Mullins, Garoppolo and whoever else wasn't good enough to take the starting job from Garoppolo every time he was hurt. Eagles have had a top 3 NFL roster a majority of those 4 seasons. I don't want it to come off as making excuses for Shanny because he's one of the biggest playoff chokers of all time but it's more impressive to me that the 49ers could potentially make the playoffs most seasons he's been with them. The Eagles would be good with any number of guys in that position.

>>150191892
the scenes when stafford get his revenge vs the eagles

>>150191782
>all through last offseason
Not really. During the slump at the beginning of the season we talked about how he should probably go if they didn't win a playoff game, but that's it.

>>150191892
Anon…

>>150191880
>>150191404

how it feels to not be the worst in the NFC division

>>150191893
Some even use VPNs or extra SIM cards.

>>150191908
lel won't happen. The Rams will get rolled by the Eagles again if they have to play them.

>>150191865
no i'm saying the difference between the pats and packers coaching staffs is significantly greater than any difference between the quarterbacks from those two teams.

>>150191371
If Bryce does as good as he did last year and his receivers dont drop passes the sky is the limit. They would have beaten the chiefs, eagles and bucs in a row if a few dropped passes were caught and a fumble didn't happen.

>>150191925
To be fair I doubt most people know what division or conference theyre in, let alone city.

>>150191634
MY
STEELIES
:)

>>150191926
Joe Milton overthrew someone in pre season so what?

>>150191931
>in the NFC division
Which one? East, South, West or North?

>Browns DE Myles Garrett was pulled over for going 100MPH in a 60MPH zone early Saturday morning

Shedeur already negatively influencing the Browns locker room...

>>150191966
South

>>150191968
Normal nigger behavior.

>>150191821
It is his own fault. His attitude means that when the Eagles lose he genuinely looks like a cocky retard. However, when they win he comes across as the most Philly coach imaginable.
I can understand why so many people hated him after they collapsed at the end of the 2023 season and got embarrassed in the playoffs. All of his shit talking bit him in the ass. Now he is a hero.

>>150191968
Will never understand this sort of thing.

Where were you when the Chiefs stole a franchise LT and went on to win 4 Super Bowls?

Josh Simmons is the next Trent Williams. Mahomes is undefeated in the playoffs with a stable O-line.

>Most blockbuster super bowl:
Chiefs vs Cowboys

>Most hype super bowl:
Chiefs vs Eagles

>Most kino super bowl:
Ravens vs 49ers

Most SOVL super bowl
>Bengals vs Commanders

>Most reddit super bowl:
Bills vs Lions

>Most chud super bowl:
Bills vs Buccaneers

>Most Christcuck super bowl
Texans vs 49ers

>Most likely super bowl:
Chiefs vs 49ers

Those are my takes.

>>150192016
i think chiefs lions would be the most hype

>>150192016
Its Chiefs vs Buccaneers
yes, the league is specifically going to make you watch a Chiefs rerun for a 3rd time

>>150192016
based

>>150192016
>Most hype super bowl:
>Chiefs vs Eagles
No way lol, I think even Chiefs and Eagles fans wouldn't like the matchup. Needs to be a little more time before the third game in the series.

>>150191942
So you ARE saying Belichick > Brady.

Based.

>>150191978
That's right, white people have never sped

>>150191896
Based
>>150191933
bahams unironically phoneposted since he was close enough to hit a "US" tower and would reply to himself kek

This is literally the Super Bowl preview

>>150192037
Yes I know you have an affinity for the Lions but white people have this thing called objectivity which we don’t allow to color our takes
A super bowl rematch would be the most hype without question. Will the Eagles prove they’re really on course to being the next dynasty, or will the Chiefs reassert their dominance in the grudge match? The Eagles are also far more popular than the Lions
A Chiefs vs Lions super bowl would only excite Lions fans

>>150192003
>the GOAT just needs an All Pro at every position, a HOF HC, top D, and refball and he’s unbeatable.

Chiefs have to figure out their guard situation. Kingsley Suamataia isn't an NFL caliber player.

>>150192016
Imagine GIANTS vs JETS

The battle for NEW YORK CITY

>>150192102
>A football team consists of 53 players

>>150192107
This will never, ever happen

>>150191634
>>150191666
It’ll be this because God is an angry Jew faggot and we can never have something new and exciting.

>>150192102
But enough about Jalen Hurts

>Eagles Oline is ranked #1 by PFF
>Eagles Dline is ranked #2 by PFF
>Eagles defense was top 2 in 2024.
>Eagles have the best running back (Barkley)
>Eagles have a top 3 WR (AJ Brown).

>>150192126
Thanks to the Jets.

>>150191290
Is that 1st ballot hall of fa-
Oh wait, it's Eli.

>>150191859
I do this

>>150192138
if you want my honest opinion, I would say Mahomes is as good as Hurts. Hurts is just severely underrated because the lack of measurables. But Mahomes doesn't have a cannon either. Everything you can say about Mahomes can be said about Jalen.

>>150192016
why does the reddit bowl share a team with the chud bowl? are you retarded?
you also fucked up the nfc side of the christ bowl, see picrel

Definitely wouldn't mind slobbering on a fat one right now then sticking it up shit crusty sphincter

>>150192236
that's a bit much and i think hurts is a top 5 proven QB in the NFL.

>>150192107
KEK good joke anon, jests are never doing anything again ever.

>>150192236
>>150192280
>But Mahomes doesn't have a cannon either.
At the combine Mahomes passes were clocked at 60MPH which was the fastest in the history of the combine. Mahomes threw an 80 yards pass and can throw for 60 yards on his knees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZdpR93uggw

Mahomes has the best stats in NFL history. I'm not sure if Jalen is even top 20 so far in his career. Would have to check.

Mahomes will never fuck you lil bro

>>150192236
>But Mahomes doesn't have a cannon either.
Lil bro memoryholed 2018 lol

>>150191739
Sirianni is a nobody and anyone who thinks he's a better coach than Shanahan doesn't know ball. Vic Fangio and Kellen Moore are the reason they won anything.

>>150192338
>2018
it's 2025 bro

>>150192319
That was before patty started eating McDonald's and nuggies for every meal. Now he's fat and plonked

Remember back in 2013 when a Panthers-Patriots game was can't miss TV?

Reminder that Temujin likes white guys and has a crush on the Kiwi.

>>150191794
The fuck are you talking about? Shanahan always wanted Saleh back, he even tried to get him back after he got fired last year. Saleh and Demeco both got hired as HCs, then Vic Fangio ended up not coming over after he tried to get him, so he was stuck with Steve Wilks and Spicolli. Good DCs don't grow on trees when they keep getting poached, fucking moron.

>>150192357
>Kellen Moore

>>150192236
>>150192338
>>150192334
There's QBs who struggle to throw for 65 yards, yet here's Mahomes doing it on his knees
https://www.espn.com.au/watch/player/syndicatedplayer/_/id/18961410

>>150192369
Eating makes you stronger.

I remember at the 2023 /nfl/ meet up Temujin made out with every white guy that showed up and asked them to give her a future Raiders superstar with their seed...

>>150192362
QBs have careers longer than 7 years lilbro

>>150192245
There is such a thing as cross appeal. Maybe you’d know that if you ever looked up from /nfl/

>>150192422
>Maybe you’d know that if you ever looked up from /nfl/

>>150192424
lil bro thinks old people didnt exist back then because the average age was younger

>>150192444
>lilbro
You find a new word?
How about finding a season more recent than 2018?

I'm sorry to inform everyone but Temujin has suffered a fatal pussy tear and we've had to suspend /nfl/ general

>>150192452
lilbro mad at being called lil bro

>>150192458
>Temujin
Post her

>>150191189 (OP)
Where's Tim Bradley in that pic?

The arm strength rank is
1. Josh Allen
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Justin Herbert
4. Mathew Stafford
.......
32. Tua Tagovailoa

>>150192483
If you look closely, mahomes is standing in his shadow

I think if Brady seriously ran for president he could probably win

>>150192517
Anything is possible now sadly. I feel bad for whoever wins it next and has to clean up that mess.

>>150192480
You know she has an OF right?

>>150192500
Allen’s isn’t stronger than Mahomes and he’s been ducking Mahomes’ challenge to an arm strength contest for years, while nevertheless finding time to join him for gay little celebrity golf matches

>>150192514
I'm white and 6'3. I thought we all were white and tall here?

>>150192537
Post a pic faggot

>>150192319
The rushing TD stat for Hurts is especially amusing if you actually watch football.

>>150192514
Letting those things on the internet was a mistake. It's also the reason this general is r/Eagles 2.0

Yea bro let's start shadookie sanders and watch him run around like meme Murray every play that'll work

>>150192500
wouldn't put stafford over daniels, williams or richardson. honestly milroe, ward and penix might have bigger arms than stafford too.

>>150192500
1.Flacco
2.
3.
4.
87752996643. Everyone else

>>150192585
Murray is actually extremely athletic and fast though. He is just small.

>>150192560
Yes, like the 50 yard rushing touchdown he had in the playoffs, or the fact that seemingly no other quarterback/team can do the tush push without getting stuffed, fumbling, or committing a penalty

It's quite humorous how excellent he is at what he does and how dumbasses like yourself strain their arms patting themselves on the back smugly about how smart you are

>>150192620
Remove his cock from your mouth and try saying that again.

>>150192630
Kek

>>150192514
I'm white and 5'12"

>>150192596
Exactly. Shadoodoo is a worse version of him. Been telling people for months

>>150192585
Are Cardinalels concerned at all about how bad their starters looked against the Chiefs? KC even pulled their starters immediately and were still trouncing Murray and the Cards with backups

>>150192620
RBs get pushed into the endzone all time time, most coaches would rather see their starting RB get injured over their starting QB after all

>>150192620
>>150192560
Put Jalen on a different team and those rush TDs from tushpush vanish. So while it's true another QB wouldn't be as successful if he was on the Eagles it is also true Jalen wouldn't be successful without that oline.

>would
>if

>>150192669
Pre season doesn't mean shit. Having said that i think the Cardinals suck asshole so I don't expect much from them this season

Mina on Seth Meyers

Post the zestiest Gaylub webm you have

>>150192781
Yes yes the OL is the most important part of the game
We know

>>150192784
Tens will be tuning in.

>>150192806
Can confirm. Am a ten.

>>150192814
post feet

>>150192817
kys footfag

>>150192788
This but unironically.

>>150192784
Nobody cares

>>150192844
Cared enough to reply, faggot

>>150192784
I'd mina all over her kimes if you know what I mean

>>150192810
Downright peculiar

I've missed all news since the draft
Are my Ravens world beaters this year?

>>150192873
yes it just cost them their souls

>>150192458
what's a pussy? it sounds similar to bussy, but i've never heard of it

>>150192867
That's a man.

>>150192784
Fucking perfect legs hnnngggg

>>150192554
>I'm white and 6'3.
Having to tell me this makes me think you're brown, sorry anon.
>>150192645
>5'12"

An asian female getting a job at ESPN is statistically impossible. She gave it up just like the kiwi gave up his booty to that mugger.

Only question is, who did the deed? Was it Stephen A Smith or was she passed around like the village bicycle by the executives similar to Joy Taylor. Maybe Shannon Sharpe got a taste of her ass.

>>150192888
You've never heard of a cat before?

>>150192810
Can you find a zestier webm? I don't think so!

Why is 4chan so gay now

>>150192932
>now

>>150192920
>>150192810
Someone post that draft webm with his painted nails

>>150192915
Temujins cat got tore in half? thats terrible

>>150192920
how about a jpeg

>>150192932
whole lot of zoomers here

>>150192844
>>150192911
>She gave it up just like the kiwi gave up his booty to that mugger.
kek

>>150192873
Of course anon. Every year :)

>>150192932
I just love cock and bussy fuck you want from me.

>>150192932
>now
i'm convinced all the ironic futa/trap shit is why theres so many trannies now

>Kevin the autistic kike is the same one who posts Mina all the time

Fucking kek I should have known

>>150192932
ever since you showed up its been gay as fuck its true.

>>150192957
who tf is kevin

>>150192905
the fact I'll never have this is what kills me

>>150192964
I think *he's* kevin.

>>150192975
How do you think I feel actually being over 6' unlike *some* people in this thread? I've never had a girlfriend taller than me and have only been around women taller than me a few times in my life. It is downright depressing. I need a 6'7 bitch in heels.

>>150191232
Nobody in sports media factors in strength of schedule in their talking points. It's annoying.

>>150192932
It used to be a lot gayer, but in a fun way. Now it's just gay in annoying ways.

>>150193002
I'm 6ft 3. That shit is like 0.1% for a woman to be taller and the ones that aren't obese or lesbian are into sports and gigachads.

>>150193020
>dem Cowboys
You fucked it up anon, go remake it

>>150193020
HOL UP
HOL UP
WE DEM BOYZ

>>150193022
The AI slop bordering your post without any sense of cohesion sanity or purpose is a great example of what you are talking about when you say "gay in annoying ways"
Remember when anons would make crude drawings of stuff like that and it would be super cool to see despite the low "quality" of it? 1000x better than the slopgarbage spammed all the time. It is an internetwide problem too.

>>150193002
>>150192975
Anyone who had sex with a tall girl knows how awful it feels. Your uglies don't line up properly and the sex feels awkward. They also tend to weigh more so you can't ragdoll them around. Shorter girls are superior and are tighter.

why has the NFL handled their ascent so poorly? is everyone just afraid to admit the qb positional value has been on the downtrend for years?

>>150193027
You posting this a second time made you browner, anon. Stop please. No one cares that you're under 6'. I will always be taller than you. I will never fuck your brown subhuman sister. Dammit brownoids why do you have to ruin everything?

>>150193039
You can just say you're a chiefs fan, you don't have to post that much stupidity.>>150193054

>>150193051
Patty Mahomie and Lamar both do be carrying their entire teams alone

>>150193038
Yeah, the death of OC is really when this site was cooked for good.

>>150192932
Generals are susceptible to dedicated autists dominating the conversation. When they get attention people copy them to get reactions.

OH N-

>>150193077
Yep I genuinely miss ms paint drawings and shit kek

>>150193052
buddy, that is the first time I posted that in the thread and stop @ing me with your schizoid ramblings.
I will not be responding past this explanation.

>>150193073
@grok who led the NFL in regular season rushing TDs last season?

>>150193051
The Chiefs have ruined the league. They made every GM think all you needed was a franchise QB to win rings. They also flooded the league with >mobile QBs like Caleb trying to emulate Mahomes. The 49ers and Eagles focused on building a good roster and it worked for them.

>>150193031
No

>>150193035

>>150193089
He's still stronger than her, so it doesn't really matter.

>>150193095
>t. short nigger under 6'

whatever helps you cope at night copey

>>150193102
you could include the rams in that list too, a lot of overlap between goff and stafford rams rosters

>>150193089
>>150193108
>>150192905
Height is the biggest factor in dating. You could be poor, ugly, and lack charisma but if you're tall you'll be fine. Whereas a short guy stands no chance. Search youtube for "would you date a short guy". 99% of the girls respond with hell no. It's the one deal breaker.

>IMAGINE being under 183 cm
Couldn't be me.

>>150193132
nope, its confidence

>>150193132
height followed by race followed by money

>I'm 6 feet tall
>N-No, you're 183 cm tall!
Why are eurotards vacationing in the US like this?

>>150193102
The mutt is ass without everyone around him being top 10 at their position lol

>>150193132
the only “males” who say this shit are 5’1 morbidly obese dysgenic Guatemalans

>>150193140
Keep telling yourself that manlet.

>>150193151
>t. under both 6' and 183cm at the same time

kek manlets really seething over reality more than usual today.

>>150193176
> You could be poor, ugly, and lack charisma
I'm all of these and tall. I don't fuck.

>>150193185
fake dallas-chan

>>150193080
why are you allowed to post?

>img_9809.jpg
glownigger crying about glowies is a new one.

Remember, the kiwibitch is only 1 inch taller than Kyler Murray.

>>150193207
But being tall still gives you a huge advantage over a manlet who has to work 3 times as hard. There's girls who will not even consider dating a short guy.

>>150193132
Ok autist

>>150193132
You have never spoken to a woman

your parents ever force you to not play football as a kid because they didn't want you to get CTE but you grew up retarded anyways

Gooooooo CHIEFS! :3

>>150193236
wew

Women have always told me they feel safe around me because of my height. I made them make fun of their manlet exes to give myself a power trip.

>>150193260
I grew up a failure, not a retard.

>>150193266
Ask him about his height, there’s a reason why he got mugged and had to get surgery lmao.

>>150193260
I think they just didn't want to make your condition worse, anon.

Even manlet QBs like Drew Brees got mogged by tall Chads like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady

>>150193278
I'd prefer to just ignore attention whores and mock them as a group, but I'm weird like that.

Players becoming announcers is a mistake.

>>150193214
I have a posting license

>>150193295
Stay salty, Mahomes.

>>150193247
>>150193259
>>150193207
>>150193176
>>150193155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8W1cc3A6w

>>150193295
And podcasters, and adfaggots, and twitter celebs, and spokespeople, and and and
Just sit your retarded ass at home and shut the fuck up you overpaid monkeys.

>>150193295
No we need more former players as announcers, I don't want to hear some college walk-on think he has the right to announce an NFL game

>>150193316
shut up brady no one likes you on commentary bro not even patriots "fans"

>>150193288
uh huh

>Giants rookie QB Jaxson Dart eyes $10M penthouse after $17M deal
he's going to be incentivized to win big!

Someone like Mike "I was a high school cheerleader" Tirico needs to bend the knee to guys like Booger "First round draft pick" McFarland

>>150193330
I find it too hard to be mad at this beyond wasted clock time and whatnot. At least he fucking reacted. Ewers on the phins looked like he had never played a game of football before. Was hilarious hearing people bitch about Zach Wilson but not ewers after that preseason tie on sunday.

>>150193330
shedeur haters really grasping for straws man

>>150193342
>naming you're child booger
lol

>>150193342
>still jealous the highschool male cheerleader fucked all your highschool crushes years later
kek this nigger got bitched out by AJ Styles.

>>150193340
apparently he's just been eating $1000s of dollars of EZ Pass fines because he doesn't know what it is

>>150193339
Lets see the pre-29 numbers.

>>150193361
t. Homosexual who was a cheerleader in high school

>>150193373
kek

can't wait for shitdoor to get crippled by a real defense shutting you fags up

Nah Shadeur really finna slam the door on the white pocket QB for good
It’s a nigga position now

>>150193368
You would think they'd give anyone on the team whatever toll pay utilities they need like that as part of the deal. "Hey dumb nigger put this on your car ok?" "ok thanks bossman"

>>150193401
I know this is a shitpost but you and I both know niggers follow a commanding white QB way better than another nigger. I didn't make life that way, but it is 100% the case.

>>150193402
The Giants have been a joke for over 10 years. Do you really think a shit organization like that has that kind of thinking?

cool it with the racism please

>>150193401
Ironically Shedeur plays more like a white pocket QB than a stereotypical black QB. I actually think most black QBs in the NFL are pocket passers now.

Is Coach Primate Jr elite?

>>150193310
Wow, how scientific

>>150193427
no but he's definitely not a bust

>>150193427
Lol no

>>150193089
But that's my fetish. Too bad I'm 6'1"

>>150193427
He's tracking to be an adequate starting NFL QB.

>>150193450
Do you have the safety from the other day?

>>150193454
"Why did he fall to the 5th round?"

Shedeur Sanders had negative rush yards in college. How the fuck is that possible, he's outrunning NFL level players in that preseason game. His dad must have done a bad coaching job.

>>150193427
No, he didn't make it into the NFL

Just caught my girlfriend fingering herself to Tyler Shough highlights. Is it over?

>>150193440
There's hundreds of videos like that on youtube and tiktok. There's research papers written about it. Girls prefer taller guys no different how most guys prefer girls with big tits. Why are you seetheing over this?

>>150193481
>cazzies don't know pfr counts sacks as negative rushing yards

I wish you people would just watch tape. It's so easy to just watch full college games on YouTube these days

>>150193481
yes that o-line and scheme was dogshit at boulder, the browns are a massive upgrade relative to his competition

Can you win a Super Bowl with the 18th best QB in the league?

>>150193492
always more beans in the burrito

>>150193497
You said "height is the biggest factor in dating" which is how I know you've never been on a date, and probably never even talked to a woman.

>>150193481
>negative rush yards

>Preseason stats
Literally do not count.

>>150193546
>dogshit o-line
>dogshit scheme
>negative rushing yards
starting to see a pattern here...

>>150193517
Maybe his dad said to him, GMs already know you can run since you have my genes, so prove to them you can win in the pocket or some shit.

>>150193408
This is a take from 2012. The top 4 QBs right now (Mahomes, Lamar, Hurts, and Daniels) are black. The next guys up, Stroud, Love, Shadeur etc are also black.

>>150193563
Why did you forget Josh Allen and Burrow? Josh Allen is black and Joe Burrow is a wigger.

>>150193578
They're not the top 4 QBs

>>150193385
Going for knees is unironically based

>>150193585
Who raped you?

>>150193544
Everyone else read that as height is the biggest factor in you getting a mate whereas you took the words literally --> as in height being a factor during a date. Stop being a low IQ schizo who takes every word literally. If you're a manlet you're not even going to get to the dating process is what that post was trying to convey.

>>150193606
That is a very indecent thing to ask someone. Say you’re sorry.

benny johnny

>>150193411
Valid, just saying as a team if you know there are tolls on most routes coming into work you'd think that would be baked in specifically to avoid "dumb nigger didn't pay his toll" situations.
>>150193563
No it is a take from reality and is a permanent "take": subhumans do better when commanded by their superiors.

Tyler Shough looked better than I thought would. Kellen Moore probably wants him to start immediately so he can see if he has something over the next two years.

>>150193625
It's going to be me next time.

>>150193627
How will Lionsfags react when they go 0-2 to BJ?

Soon

>>150193611
I stand my post even if you change it "getting a date". You have never talked to a woman.

How will Lionsfags react when I set myself on fire in the middle of the field week 1?

Crazy to think Bo Nix managed to carry this scrub team to the playoffs. Mahomes couldn't even start as a rookie because he was so dumb and plonked. Very sad

How will fags react?

>>150193560
that's just the cope for grossly neglecting the offensive line and running back position.

I just called it in, there's gonna be a couple of hobos with crowbars waiting for shadookie in the parking lot if they make him QB1

React to this bussy

GUYS GOOD NEWS I JUST PAID THE REFS OFF FOR THE 2025 SEASON ON BEHALF OF THE PHINS LETS GO!!!!!
NOW WE JUST NEED TUA TO STAY HEAL- TUA? TUA NO PUT THAT DOWN!

My honest bussy thoughts

>>150193641
they'll bring up how they're 4-5 in pre-merger plumber championships

>>150193700
johnny manziel racking up more crimes, sad.

>>150193708
ayo wtf where my homie caleb?

>>150193664
Blo Dix isn't even a top 16 QB. Stick Jared Stidham in that same bussy system and they would have similar results.

>>150193659
>I stand my post even if you change it "getting a date"
>I stand *by* my post even if you *changed* it *to* "getting a date"
Why am I not surprised you're ESL. Get the fuck out of my country dude. Go back to your 3rd world shithole.

Penis Jr.

>>150193733
coward

>>150193726
He'll be here after this season.

>>150193708
Not bad. Why Aaron in very good? He played a little better in the 2nd half of the season but he also had some seriously stinky games

>>150193746
Because he's my fuck buddy and I have to maintain our relationship to keep my access to his bussy

Not a Lions fan but I really need to shower, I thought I was on my period because it was so sticky “down there” but then I remembered I’m a 42 year old man and I haven’t changed my boxers since I came in them three times ago while watching gay porn

>>150193754
hero

>>150193754
pasty, demonic, white claws typed this

>>150193760
skol btw forgot to add that

bussy posters deserve the rope

>>150193754
coward

>>150193713
>losing record even when you add in leather helmets
If I was a Lionsfag I'd try to bury this info, not bring it up

>>150193836
exactly, i'll never understand detoilet fags

>>150193826
Many aren't saying this

Honestly, I can't understand why teams have black quarterbacks.

How many times do you have to be shown this is a bad idea.

They're just not good at positions that require high pressure mental capacity, like coach and qb

>>150192784
SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO

>super bowl MVP
>not elite
get better b8

>>150193881
Explain Jalen Hurts

>>150193900
Yeah Cooper Kupps SBMVP is definately going to make him a first ballot HoFer

>>150193904
...god damn newfags...

>>150193708
not bad if you ignore the jalen hurts placement.

>>150193708
Perfect because of the Jalen Hurts placement

>>150193920
who said anything about first ballot HoFer

Josh Allen - black
Jalen Hurts - white
Lamar - black
Burrow - black
Mahomes - cuck
Nix - Indian
Geno - black
Herbert - Social Media QB

>>150193967
your banking on that SBMVP being an indicator of future greatness or achievement

>>150193992
no im saying jalen hurts is elite and his super bowl MVP is proof.

>>150193826
>>150193871
I'm rooting for this guy since he's an underdog like me. He said in an interview you shouldn't compare yourself to others. It's not how you start the race but how you finish.

When I was around 10 I caught my brother naked with my first gf. He was awful in school and I was considered a genius programmer yet he ended up at Google meanwhile I work for slave labor. He took everything from me.

I'm a Chiefs fan but Bryce will be my NFC QB. I tried to root for Jayden but that one faggot on here made it impossible, so fuck the commanders.

>>150193900
Hurts did nothing special in the SB. The defense was the MVP

>>150194024
nothing special except completely dissect one of the league's best defenses

>>150193132
You really just have to be taller than her. I am 5'7, my GF is 5'4. What would she do if she dated a 6'4 or 6'5 dude? The height difference would make it genuinely challenging to do shit. However, if you're an actual, serious super manlet like 5'1 or something then finding a GF short enough is extremely hard.
Yeah, 5'7 is absolutely manlet territory but it is tall enough that you can find a reasonable pool of women who are a few inches shorter than you and it is cool.
Also the important shit is finding a woman IN REAL LIFE. People care way less about height in real life. On a dating app where the pool of men competing for you is gigantic and you can filter by arbitrary physical characteristics like height is easy. When you meet a guy in real life and he is funny, charming, easy to get along with, etc you care about height less.
Same goes for dudes, by the way. Many guys would be like "I only want Asians" or "I only want blondes" or "I want a petite girl" but then you hang out with a chick and she is genuinely likable, cool, and into you and suddenly your standards or requirements don't seem so set in stone because you actually made a human connection.

>league's best defenses
good bait

>>150194005
But im saying that individual award is highly skewed twoards one game, and one game he didnt even particuarly do very well in. Kupp has a SBMVP and nobody thinks hes elite, even during that legendary season.

MINA KIMES IS CORRECT WHEN SHE SAYS TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

>>150194036
Hell yeah, completely dissected them with 2 of the top 5 wide receivers in the league and the best running back in the league and the best line in the league and a top 5 tight end in the league, hell yeah. All Jalen

>>150194036
Did you even watch the game? I don't think Hurts had a difficult throw the whole time because the OC totally outschemed Spags. Hurts had a bunch of easy throws to elite WR and an interception

>>150193051
What? The NFL media LOVES Hurts because he is "black" and they literally pushed the whole "First superbowl between two black QBs!" thing. Before anyone says anything, I actually have no problem with Hurts personally. I don't think he is a great QB, but he is a workaholic. He just need to ditch this posse of lame bitches that he goes around with because they are corny as hell.
Meanwhile Purdy is the most actively hated QB in the league, even more than Watson. People treat Purdy like a piece of shit. I have never seen talking heads hate a QB more than him.

>>150194054
I would've laughed if it was a ref

>>150194040
>Many guys would be like "I only want Asians" or "I only want blondes" or "I want a petite girl" but then you hang out with a chick and she is genuinely likable, cool, and into you and suddenly your standards or requirements don't seem so set in stone because you actually made a human connection.
You almost had it except for this part. I don't interact with subhumans in person and interacting with them wouldn't somehow make me think they aren't subhumans. Sadly it has done the opposite every time I've tried. This is why we're supposed to have our own countries so when you go abroad it is actually interesting to see other cultures and peoples and their history instead of having it forced on you by juan and jerome down the block.

>>150193664
bo nix is mac jones 2.0

>>150194058
>Devonta Smith is a top 5 WR
>Dallas Goedert is a top 5 TE

>>150193989
Geno is white actually

>>150194100
He ain't white back though

>>150194083
>I don't interact with subhumans in person
Yeah, I can tell you don't interact with many humans in person

>>150194075
>Meanwhile Purdy is the most actively hated QB in the league
We just saw that coach and GM take Jimmy G to the Super Bowl. Any QB who played with that roster couldn't be taken seriously.

>>150193989
Lamar is basically the only actual black QB in the league. He is an honest to God negro. Everyone else is some mixed race redbone lightskin.
Lamar is also based, by the way.

>>150194095
Goedert actually is a top 4 TE though. Elite pass catcher and elite blocker.

>>150194108
>t. loud manlet brown person noises

>>150194095
… Yes? Like… what? You are so consistently dumb

>>150194113
That is still not a reason to HATE him. Not like Purdy went around with some big dick saying he was the best. He doesn't say anything. He did nothing but praise his teammates and execute a game plan and people acted like he was talking shit 24/7.

>>150194120
he needs to stop fucking around and win an owl already before his legacy is fucked

>>150194120
Don't you ever disrespect Josh Allen like that again you faggot. Josh Allen is the most nigger qb in the NFL.

leading the QB position in rushing TDs all four uninterrupted years as the starter (and three straight seasons with more rushing TDs as the entire Bengals team) has to account for something.
>b-but the tush push!
you mean the most copied play in the NFL that 2/3rds of the league wants banned?

>>150194146
Yeah he turns into a pumpkin in the playoffs.

>>150194149
Josh Allen is Chinese.

>>150194161
>"mike I wanna try the tush push, I think we can do it, someone push my tush."
>"I don't think it is such a good idea Tua, what if you fall on your head again?"

>>150194125
nta but i think last season was his last year as a top 5 tight end, the young guys coming in are too good and goedert misses too many games.

>>150194051
You low IQ retards allowed that petty culture war distraction to trick you into the mess we're currently in.

>>150194050
>one game he didnt even particuarly do very well in.
3 touchdowns, 300 yards in the biggest game of the season lol
>Kupp has a SBMVP and nobody thinks hes elite, even during that legendary season.
??? Kupp was consistently ranked in the top 5 after 2021. of course no one would say he was elite after 2022 but I'm not arguing Hurts will be elite after 2025, only that he's elite now until proven otherwise.

>>150194182
Injuries is the only thing that can keep him out of the top tier. When he's healthy he's still elite.

Someone get these /r9k/ turbovirgins out of here. /sp/ is a normie board.

>>150193051
They can't handle a black QB

>>150194182
The new guys don't block, so that's a no dog from me.

>>150194208
One the regular season starts we get flooded with incels from /r9k/ and /pol/.

>>150194208
>>150194231
you missed a discord ping

>>150194223
tyler warren does. mcbride on the cardinals too.

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In a few

>>150194242
>discord ping
wtf does that even mean zoomer. STFU kid before I fuck your dad.

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

My Godtriots.

ITS BUTTRAPING TIME !!

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