heemvious: >>150156207

picrel matchup tiers:
>orange = amazing
>blue = great
>green = good
>brown = might be okay

>>150192216 (OP)

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

NOOOOOO CHAMA CAN'T ENJOY OTHER VENTURES EVEN THOUGH HIS FIGHT CAMP HASN'T STARTED YET

>>150192229
can you shut the fuck up and get a job or at least a better bit

Day n nite...

>>150192244
THE LONELY STONER FREES HIS MIND AT NIGHT

post yfw khamzat, ankalaev, and islam all lose by the end of the year

>can you shut the fuck up and get a job or at least a better bit

>>150192230
Magodaddy spunked him into retirement lamentably

>>150192266
Khamzat and Islam winning is better for the sport
Ankalaev retiring Alex before losing to Jiri is better for the sport

Magomed said he wasn't gonna wrestle then went 0/12 on takedown attempts lmao

>>150192281
lol imagine wanting what's better for the sport instead of what you want

>The agreement is for all 43 annual UFC live events, which will be exclusively streamed in the U.S. on Paramount+.
RIP UFC, you are about to be the next MLS dying behind a paywall

Thoughts on UFC PR officer/ Dana White assistant Lenee Breckenridge?

post yfw khamzat, ankalaev, and islam all win by the end of the year

>>150192291
what I want is what's best for the sport. sorry you're too narrow-minded to think big

>>150192308
diversity hire worthless monkey slave toolbox whore

>>150192216 (OP)
who else is excited for not having to pay for ppvs anymore?

>>150192288
man of his word

>>150192313
You are so fucking gay for real

>>150192320
you paid for ppvs?

just how shit is pantoja

Nobody cuts to 125lbs because they're looking for a harder matchup.

is there a way i can donate money directly to dana white? i feel guilty about paying so little for ufc mma now.

>>150192350
that's why Joshua Van is a gangster. he's too small for 125 and still schooling them fools

is kissing prohibited in the octagon?

>>150192332
yeah, I'm too lazy to look for sketchy streams that could cut out at any time

>>150192281
Jiraped will not even be competitive with Magodaddy im afraid

>>150192368
talmbout ESPN+ bapa?

>>150192229
You have no say in the matter. Your p4p IQ is too low in comparison. All roads lead to Rome, and it's a good playpen for you. You're too stupid to lead yourself. You are meant to follow us (yes I'm them)

heem is just brown paki friend simulator

>>150192398
salaam alaykum eh

>>150192229
We are bound to our fatherlands. As it were

watch and learn kuckfat

>>150192415
Incredible sloppy tko on Daddysanya and Zatdaddy’s son

>>150192415
none of those even landed bobby was just faking being hurt the the stupid ass ref got trigger happy

>>150192415
History changing fluke.

>>150192439
Why are you so negative?

>Dricus +180
>Cum slut -220
thoughts on these odds

Khamzat beating Dricus would be good for the sport (he's a true mega draw)
Islam beating JDM is good for the sport (it sets up Islam vs Ilia)
There is no result for LHW that's good for the sport that is a certified dead division
Gane beating Aspinall is good for the sport (means heavyweight is competitive and there's fresh matchups to be made)
Van beating Pantoja would be good for the sport (young blood succeeding is a good sign)

>>150192244
They put this guy in an dress. Also Embrace the Martian is his best song. Respectfully.

So…. What’s the price of paramount+ per month. And is there anything else worth heeming with my eyes on the service

>>150192496
Du Pozzy went life and death with Rapedbert sadly

>>150192525
Right now the basic plan is $8 per month but with the UFC package you're looking at $90 per month

Hey you cannot say salam alaykum and say I hope she has penis

>>150192408
>We are bound to our fatherlands.
This nigga knows

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>150192529
truly fascinating that you can watch all these clips and not see what i see
but i guess if you could, you would be in hiding

>>150192515
good takes but
>There is no result for LHW that's good for the sport that is a certified dead division
bit uncharitable. it's a division that needs to be rebuilt just like MW and FlW have been but it's not completely dire like HW, which actually has only about 4-5 quality p4p skilled fighters
LHW has
>Zhang
>Stirling
>Sy
>Jiri
>Guskov
>Ankalaev
>Rakic
>Hill
>Ulberg
>Rountree
>Reyes
>Oezdemir
>Murzakanov
>Jacoby
>Pereira
>Blachowicz
like I said, it definitely needs to be rebuilt, but there's enough talent there to keep the champ busy for a little bit. Aspinall literally has no one after Gane & Almeida
>>150192496
he's legitimately a miserable neet. he does nothing but troll 4chan all his waking hours every single day. he probably hasn't showered in 3 weeks and has piss bottles. you have to understand that he is the lowest of low in human history. exceptionally pathetic. just ignore

i hypothesize that odds are directly correlated with instagram follower count

>>150192281
>champions fighting once a year is better for the sport

Muslim fighters don't really have fans it's just a form of terrorism

>>150192216 (OP)
>Lerone Murphy fight
>Great
wader u smokin, b?

75 days until Gane fights.

>>150192598
Nobody mentioned Clitia

>>150192540
I will continue to stream sorry Dana

>>150192513
I think they're fine and pretty reasonable, though I will be picking Dricus.

How do we, logicnally, save the Bo Nigger brand?

>>150192604
hate terrorism
love my country

>>150192598
Chimaev is the best r1 grappling threat of all time. he's obviously the best for the sport and will raise everyone's level because he's set a new standard
Makhachev will fight 2x this year. don't be disingenuous just because you're a racist brainlet

>>150192582
Volkov beat Gane, Aspinall should no sell Jones and call him out

>>150192332
yeah to make high quality webms for you ungrateful SCUMBAGS. and for yt where i have to re edit and re frame all footage so schizo heemsters don't recognize and expose me.

>>150192655
Aspinall steamrolled Volkov once already. Volkov is the same fighter (Aspinall beat him after he evolved into his Swolekov phase) and nearing 40. it's a useless fight that will have 0 intrigue, but Aspinall does need to stay busy to make up for lost time
and yes anyone can beat anyone. it's MMA after all

>>150192667
dont worry, aint nobody watching your 57 sub youtube channel

>>150192515
I more or less agree with you but I actually don't think Chimaev is a mega draw though I think he has the potential to be a big draw. His hype train had a ton of momentum up to and immediately following the Dilbert fight but it took a significant nose dive and it's only just now starting to recover. I don't see the hype as big as it was during the Burns fight yet. I also fear that if he becomes champ he'll rarely fight and that's decidedly NOT good for the sport.
I also don't really get your LHW comment since there are plenty of matchups to be made for Ankalaev if he wins. If Pereira wins, that at least opens up the possibility of an Aspinall/Gane super fight.

2-0.

DDP will heem Cumshot in 4th

>>150192706
bang up post, mate

>>150192687
Shows how shit Gane is to go to controversial split decision with him
And don’t think because of my flag I want Tom to steamroll everyone, I’d rather hype matchups but none exist because all the hw contenders have been exposed multiple times

volume punched by volkov

>>150192706
are you the original or the impersonator?

Gane when he gets injured during a fight: CONTINUES and WINS
Tom Ass Pained Lad when he gets injured during a fight: ow OHH AIIIIIEEEEEE STOP THE FIGHT PLEASE REF OOOOOOFFFF

>>150192735
I think Volkov commitment to wrestling took Gane by surprise. but striking wise, it still wasn't close. I have a feeling Tom is going to shoot a blast double before the end of r1 to get a sub because Gane is extremely frustrating to hit clean and Aspinall has extremely linear attacks, which is the sort of thing a striker with the footwork and shot selection of Gane thrives off of

>>150192647
>took damage literally once in his entire career
>still literally fights once a year
>been talking about retirement for a while, hinting that he'll bolt right after taking the belt
>somehow better than the fucking looney toones character that makes people cry like bitches in the press conferences
>disingenuous
you're more retarded than the pakibong with the gay nicknames, fucking hell that's pathetic.

>>150192687
he did, but Volkov is on a de facto 5 fights winstreak, what else can you do with him and as you said Tom

>>150192216 (OP)
Come on you don't have to like wmma but you gotta admit Karine Silva is a beast. Gotta respect it.

>so who do you want to fight?
>err.. almeida?
>nah he hasnt done enough yet..
>hmm volkov?
>erm he just lost so its not going to work
>fine gaziev.
>you're fighting gane kid

>>150192766
You can check the standup striking numbers for yourself and see that it was very close everywhere

UFC CBS Paramount debut: Volkov vs. Volkonovski

>>150192747
The Original; the One and the Only.

>>150192768
he's still the best r1 grappling threat of all time. need him to be champ so there's a target on his back and people up their ground games. but I would be happy with DDP winning as well because he is a great sportsman
the thing about press conferences is just your mind rotted by mandrama. that doesn't matter as far as the evolution of the sport goes. please grow up
also, don't be in your feelings just because you disagree. we both know I'm making good points and contribute to this general unlike the bong neet
>>150192783
come on anon, we all know those numbers don't matter. watch with your eyes and point me to a single sequence where Volkov outclassed Gane on the feet

Shamil Gaziev is two fights away from a title shot

>>150192780
Me son is retarded ya know innet la? Fully and entirely yep.

Friendly reminder that the "official striking numbers" are made up bullshit and it's just some nerds inputting what they think happened in the fight into the official UFC stats. If you actually watch the fights you'll see how wrong they are.
With that said, Volkov outstruck and outwrestled Gane.

>>150192803

>>150192803
>I'm making good points
no you're not, you're a dumb fuck, you're so fucking stupid you don't understand the passage of time despite it being on record

>>150192816
This is why I never gamble on significant strike totals. The official stats are horse shit

>>150192313
The BIGGEST screenshot compilation HEEM has ever SEEN. And you are a part of it.

Jon holding up HW for a while might have been a good thing after all.

>>150192831
My clitty cage is RED HOT

>>150192826
Gane tanked that shit

>>150192827
alright, go for a walk and breathe then we can continue to discuss. you're fuming so badly right now that you can't even admit Chimaev would level up the rest of the division if everyone's studying him. this is a womanly level of seethe towards a fighter who has no effect on your life
>>150192826
I don't think that landed cleanly. and that's not a sequence, that's one shot. a sequence ends once there's a reset -- you cut the clip off very early here

Jack Olla Naddalena Jones

>>150192827
Can you converse at all respectfully and without swearing? Food for thought.

No one really thinks Asspinall has a chance against Gane

>>150192857
Volkov rocked him and landed 4 strikes in that webm, being incredibly pedantic to defend a retarded statement is not a good look

>>150192857
>simping for chimaev
>projecting
you phrase things like a bitch, take a walk off a bridge you retarded animal

>mfw the bong gets revved

You know what Gane is actually a nightmare style matchup for Aspinal. Could easily see him dragging Tom into deep waters and outclassing him in the championship rounds.

>>150192887
there's no simping in evaluating skill. you're worked up at like 2am on a work week. take a walk buddeh. DDP can fight for the interim belt if Chimaev has that much trouble fighting again. fact is it's still better for the division for the target to be on Chimaev
>>150192886
Gane landed an objectively clean jab. Volk's backfist does not look like it landed flush. the knee after was an excellent read and the right shovel hook was good too. you might be right that he won at least one striking sequence in the fight, but Gane was still clearly a cut above on the feet

GANE FIGHT WEEK?

>>150192872
That’s why he’s a -400 favorite

State who you think will win
Dricus vs Lhamzavtk
Thom vs cyruol

>>150192923
>Gane was still clearly a cut above on the feet
Any evidence to support this claim?

>>150192929
That's actually insane if true

>>150192956
the fight itself. if you want something as biased as your own webm, you can watch The Gane Cut webm that gets posted here all the time from the second fight

>>150192956
the only reason Volkov had more success was because Gane fought like a dumbass, he wasnt popping his jab like usual

>>150192886
I correctly pointed him out as a retarded nigger right off the bat: takes things out of context to push his demented opinion and when he gets called out with records and videos he just goes "well you see actually if you squint your eyes and stuck a finger up your ass it's kinda how I said it"

>>150192919
kys

>>150192954
Dricus
Tom

>>150192970
Not really insane at all. Perfectly sensible odds.

>>150192972
I accept your concession

>>150192768
usman was arguably a draw desu

>>150192983
you can ignore all gane posting along with all jones posting. its like 2 mentally ill redditors that have been spamming the thread for years.

Gane Derangement Syndrome.

>>150192993
I think that's just internet slang for we can agree to disagree
>>150192983
you are extremely worked up, Mario, and unable to respond to actual arguments. why do you and this bong >>150192985 take internet disagreements so seriously? we're all just yapping and have no effect on how things will play out

>>150192988
No I mean anybody taking Tom at 4:1 odds would be insane

khamzat is hurtling towards his tony era

>>150192826

>>150193012
the only thing that is extreme here is your stupidity

>>150193034
Tony was actually good when Khabib was ducking him though, Bumzat got exposed 2 fights ago.

>>150193045
please feel free to illustrate what I said was stupid. try to take a few breaths first. you might realize that you're simply not grasping what's being sad

Shitmaev didn't beat a single good fighter, biggest threat my ass, Du Fagsie will beat the shit out of sheepfucker

>>150193061
I was telling my mom about that last week.

Dricus Dudes-cum-in-my Bussy

>>150193061
you don't think prime Burns, Usman (who immediately went on to beat a surging Buckley), and Whittaker (who has only lost to champions) are good fighters?
who else has completely dominated guys like Leech and GM3 and lesser competition, holding them all to 0 strikes while they get smashed?
why are you people so emotionally captivated and unable to simply discuss the heems?

hooker ducked charles

>>150192908
he shoulda just jumped to his death he know he can't beat tom

would you guys rather retire to the Italian, Greek, French or English countryside?

>>150193088
neither of those were heems tho

>>150193184
French for me. Nothing beats good french food and wine. BTW....I boy Gajye

>>150193088
burns is actually shit, hes small and his striking is just a big overhand and inside slip counter

Usman was on 9 days notice up a weightclass and arguably won 2/3 rounds

Whittakers teeth just caved in, an existing injury

>>150193047
Khamzat already has a better career than turdny ever did

>>150193209
he was a top 5 WW mainstay for a while. calling him shit just means your brain is cooked by shitpost rot or you truly don't know what you're watching. his striking was definitely rudimentary, but powerful. Chimaev was having his way with him (jab KD) until he chose to enter into a brawl
Usman being short notice doesn't take away from 20 years of wrestling, and Chimaev still threw him around like a sack of potatoes until he broke his arm on Usman's backwards slam
Whittaker's teeth didn't cave in on their own and he also was getting dominated on the ground, which no one else except DDP had done to him
they're all still really good fighters and Chimaev beat them. the fact that you can't give any credit at all means you are an emotional hater

cuckley is shit btw

Dude's a Marauder

>>150193195
the heems as in the violins b

I get it now, this guys gimmick is that he actually discusses MMA, cringe as shit

>>150193222
On opposite day maybe!

>>150193270
>bench 425
>squat 225
Why is this so common

>>150193284
>haha no way he discusses mma on /heem/!

>m-muh resume and short notice!!!

Kek this is Shartles-Slamdaddy all over again.

>>150193323
>Shartles-Slamdaddy
You're 40 years old. Have some pride.

>>150193297
Usman and Whittaker are far better than anyone Tony ever beat. The closest would be RDA and even then it doesn’t stack up

>>150193333
Your dead father was 40 years old when you stuffed ya DDP's (dirty diaper panties) in he mouth and started ridin' him.

>>150193333
>quints of truth
another w in your win column king

>>150193359
none of that means anything. act your age my man

>>150193370
Don't misgender xer.

>>150193270
Right exposes lefts cardio and demolishes him from a ride position

>>150193372
Please stop fantasizing that we're the age of ya dead daddy that dicked ya down.

>>150193378
King Sneed got yo 40 year old bussy quaking=

>>150193392
I feel sorry for you, anon. you didn't choose to be born this way. no more (You)s, though
>>150193370
>>150193397
please don't confuse me with Sneed. I'm the card rater (OP) who comes here 1-2x a week to talk heems and gets ridiculed by the weirdos who have hijacked our sub to spew random garbage

>>150193409
he thinks your Sneed
I'm gonna rev him

>>150193136
Dooker ducked tardman too

>>150193397
Can you stop friend simulating we’re trying to discuss MMA

>>150193424
KWAB

>>150193397
Xadame goes by Queen Armpiggy thoughbeit.

>>150193409
Your father raped you.

>>150193209
Burns is very good. He should have won the belt. His losses since 2019 are to
>khamzat
>usman
>JDM
>belal
>morales
>brady
GOAT strength of schedule

>>150193244
Woah, he was having his way with his jab against a dude that he's 6 inches taller than with much longer arms? Burns has horrendous jab defense and was only Top 5 bc he fought old fighters. Khamzat was ridiculously bigger than him . He's not good, being Top 5 doesnt make you good automatically, skills, who you've beat and your division do, he got that from teh corpse of Woodley, Neil Magny and Wonderboy, he is ass

He's much bigger than Usman as well and fought him in a weight he never fought in ON short notie once again, no peaking an athlete, just straight up, "usman, can you fill in?" and guess what, KHAMZAT was the one that got tired and oustruck and looked pathetic past 2 and 3. He did 0 damage with his wrestling and even got slammed on his head by an older smaler fighter again

Whittaker teeth got loosneed by several other guys, he said Cannonier and Dricus also fucked it up and guess what, he got rocked when it happened. The teeth injury was a big thing and all Khamzat did was put his arm around whittakers jaw, a very common thing you do even before the RnC is looked or even close to being locked, he really had nothing there.
Whittaker literally got dominated last fight too on the ground and just closed his guard and waited out the rounds, Whittaker is not that good of a striaght grappler

Who revved him?

Is fat mexican cardio the best base for mma?

>>150192605
it's more about his dancer partner, bapa
>>150192777
chek'd. honestly I don't watch any wmma so I have no idea if she's good or not. is she a sheemer?

>>150193460
*xer

>>150193441
your bussy is quaking

>coconut run in

>>150192496
Du Piglet is Bantu Dick Daddy Load Positive thoughsomorebeitever.

>>150193447
And he beat who? Wonderboy, magny, retirement ment? He has never beaten a fighter who is good and in their prime

Every loss except JDM hes been dominated badly and JDM had a broken arm sine R1 and still found a finish

Burns is small, with mid wrestling until recently, against JDM he showed real skill in single legs and trips. but his striking is awful, so is his gas tank and chin.

So he's small, old, 1 dimensional, with no durability

Burns fought in a weak era and only beat weak old links, he literally lost his life vs Morales and didnt have a single moment vs Brady. His claim to fame is countering Usman at the very beginning of the fight with the 1 thing he can do, an inside slip counter right hand

>>150193472
It was actually gaped.

I really want gane to humble that smug pig but I dont think il be ready to handle jon jones's glazing afterwards either

>>150193459
yes, Chimaev was wisely using his attributes to impose his game plan based on contrast with the other person's attributes. standard fight IQ
>He's not good
this is just stupid. you don't remain at the top for years because you're "not good." he's a quality win even if you don't want to call him an elite win. Wonderboy went on to completely dismantle Holland after losing to Burns and Magny just kept the gate yet again
Usman was a stud wrestler in his prime and remains an elite anti-wrestler. no one has or will handle him the way Chimaev did before breaking his arm. Chimaev getting tired and hurt doesn't take away from how elite of a grappling threat he is in top form
I agree that Whittaker's not a great grappler, but he's shown very good+ TDD throughout his career. only DDP and Chimaev have been able to dominate him on the ground. his teeth have been fucked up for a while, but it's not like Costa or Cannonier or anyone else was able to punch them in to the point of making him quit. Chimaev's squeeze is nasty and he worked himself into a position to be able to hit the face crank

your arguments are ill-informed, anon. if DDP beats Chimaev, it's one of the most elite wins in the sport. vice versa is also true but to a lesser degree because DDP does goofy shit that leaves him open (which is how he got heemed by Soldic and got into wars with Brunson & Till)

My pork got pulled by a Black Daddy.

>>150193333
Sexy Slamdaddy got ya bacon steatorrheaussy in a twist?

>>150193459
Zatdaddy domination got ya bacon bussy belching blood In afraid

kek

https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1955066043690258476

Realistically Dricus isn't surviving that first round if Usman couldn't
Dricus got his back taken by fucking Dereck Brunson, Khamzat will put him in the woodchipper
I also suspect that Khamzat will have an advantage in the striking but you aren't ready for that conversation

i'm the only poster here who actually watches fights

>>150193579
it would be sick if Chimaev comes out jabbing his face off but I think he's gonna have a huge wrestling focus. he trains with the Saitiev brothers who are the GOAT freestyle wrestlers. that's not who you camp with if you want to get better at striking

>>150193573
Endeavor CEOs try not to directly contradict each other challenge: CHALLENGE LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE

Sup niggas??

Dricus by the power of friendship

>>150193508
just like mine brazza and Khabibs fazza

>>150193619
Sexy Slamdaddy.

FACT: Islam Makhachev's brother prostituted himself to pay for Islam's martial arts career. His pimp? Abdulmanap Magomedov

Du Pigshit is just another welterweight bum for Zatdaddy's harem.

>>150193640
its slamsissy brazza I put whole hasbulla into asshole

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowJ3EScFZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowJ3EScFZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowJ3EScFZQ

>MFW Slamdaddy fights

>Revives the Mustache

Interesting that sweden knows the exact line im referring to when i say that WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM.

soon

>>150193678
Nigga Carlosmaxxing

>>150193693
*ducks nate diaz*

>>150193685
Interesting that you twerk on brown boy cock.

>>150193693
replace with typical shitposter thing

Dominating one of the greatest fighters ever means you're shit but going life and death for 50 minutes with Sean Strickraped is good.

>>150193693
drinkus isn't american fuckin goof

Geoff Neal.. you fucking bum

ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Schaub was right about Pico

>>150193740
it's losers who are to scared to bet on themselves and have never accomplished anything talking shit. don't take it seriously

Bruh, dudes that take this shit TOO SERIOUS like Pico, Chandler are so fucking goofy

>lost to GOAT Usman, GOAT Poatan, and GOAT Cannonier
yeah this guy is a bum

little pink pico piglet finna get oinked

>Dricus CONFIRMS that he's an XBOX user and played Madden before

Movsar ducked

>>150193787
people that take their dreams seriously are goofy. amazing takes brought to you by anime board losers

Who the fuck is this scrub
>>150193796
Nobody has lost to those 3 fighters

>>150193831
thats the bears qb

>>150193827
bodied that nig

>>150193827
I promise you that you do not need to be doing shirtless up hill sprints off a random high way in California at 7 pm and do red light therapy afterwards as your red snapper is being baked in the oven.. Pico is a fucken goofball

>>150193830
Your bacon steatorrheaussy: Dead daddy

zatdaddy raped and graped nasty vasti and is soon to do the same to dirty diaper penis

aaron pico vs lerone murphy
naruto vs goku

>>150193745
He was talking about Strickland suddenly heel turning on him

>>150193847
your promises mean nothing. you have no ground to stand on
>>150193845
genetics bodied him not me

*tosses*

>>150193851
Not nice I fear.

tick tock

khamzat is training
ddp is going to football games and taking pictures with fans
levels

illlia doesn't want just any opponent. he wants the most retarded opponent possible. he wants justin gaethje

Goku would beat the absolute dogpiss out of Khamzat without even trying.

red snapper looks delish ngl

You DO need to be throwing a medicine ball far as fuck if you wanna step in the gon' with Gaethje

dricus pleaded with the ufc to let him fight khamzat. he wanted it right after adesanya.

>>150193867
what is Dricus saying

>>150193941
'gon*

>>150193573
how cucked is paramount

am i in an ice storm cuz ive never felt chills like this before

>White people have long torsos and short legs
Dricus has a short torso an long legs
>White people have average to below average Ape Index's
Dricus has ridiculously long arms
>White people usually have short stocky legs and calves with big thighs
Dricus has small calves with skinny thighs

In South Africa we're simply built different

>>150193955
thanks b

>Aridaddy please let me taste Zatdaddy. I'm a naughty piggy!!! Oink oink oink!!!

>>150193971
Delete this loser

>>150193573
thank god, i was concerned dana was doing something that everyone liked

Me to Aaron Pico doubters

>>150193971
The Pig devours the lamb I'm afraid

Piggy!

>>150193971
kys

Many meds, many many many many meds..

>>150193573
so only if mcgregor comes back

>>150193993
lebron james of our sport b

>>150194003
his daughter was hot in that Gilbert Burns retirement fight

Zero friends, zero zero zero zero friends....

>>150194004
probably the White House PPV too. they're gonna try to make that even more stacked than UFC 300. I hope that coked out reprobate McGregor gets nowhere near it. would love to see Jon Jones on it though

>>150193908
Heemiliation ritual

Khamzat is a wolf
Total mismatch

>>150193971
Excellent post.

>>150194028
a wolf in sheep's clothing

is spammy the #1 p4p loser in human history?

France

Du Piggy wears women's clothing when the Bantu dick daddies pull up.

>>150194045
'fraid so

Guskov shows these cans levels

>>150194048
he looks like the black dude from the gay porn meme with his booty up in the air

>>150194045
Talmbout Spammy Xneed?

Many have said this.

>>150193969
please don't post dricus out of character. kayfabe.

>>150194065
Guskov is a can

>>150194092
incorrect.

>>150194068
Yes he is very French.

paulo on that stud wave

>>150194048
I hate this dude's style and am extremely glad that Amil forced him to bang and beat him

ddp vs rdr for the belt was prophesized to me in a dream. the pinnacle of slop is yet to come.

Has Australiasissyclitty (now slovania 2) weighed in on Dricus vs Khamzat? This can't be easy for him.

Why lil' piggy white boys gotta oink on it so damn much?

GET YA BACON BUSSY OFF MY BBC and get to suckin' lil' BLACKED bitch...

rdr had the least convincing win against reddit rob since yoel

breh

i know yall only started boying dricus after the whittaker fight but as someone that's boyed him for longer i'm afraid khamzat has his number here
sorry fellas

I unveil to you all, right now for the first time, my new invention:

Dricus the Thiccus

Please, please, hold your applause. You're too kind.

The 'gon

Lil' BLACKED bacon boer piggy...

This AGPKinigga's piggy clitty musta been OINKIN' after he BLACK DADDY show how a piggy white boy how a real nigga work...

New meme just dropped

Thicc Dricc

>>150194261
Wow this is pretty funny

>>150194256
gon' *

>>150194270
thanks b

>>150194261
haha that's a good one B. I wish I had your creativity

>>150194235
I boyed dricus in his first ufc fight when he had an adrenaline dump on walkout and gassed before the fight even started. khamzat is tailor made for dricus. his aggressiveness will bring out vintage slopchad chaotic performance.

>>150194235
ive boyed since his debut
khamzats entering the cage 10 pounds lighter than dricus
very dangerous predicament when your entire style is centered around out-strengthening your opponent

chimaev wont even be able to take dricus down let alone hold him down

CAP THIS POST

Where do the other generals sit?

I girled Jasmine Jasdoovicious

>>150194293
We all hangry lil' piggies that oink for BLACK DADDIES...

for me it's Sofia Curly

Badys

>>150194291
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150194293
we have some posters that are confirmed nons
rod and loopy to name a few

I need a BBC dick daddy rn.

>>150194293
I'm chinese

>>150194335
Imma be hunnid wit you, cuh.

We NEED to see a BLACK DADDY inside of you...

>>150194018
jon has been practically retired after 2020

>>150194397
based

>>150194379
oof dominated in the rematch

>>150194459
this almost killed molawl

>>150194459
so 1-1

>>150194472
killing your opponent is illegal

>>150194415
I'm pretty casual so I have to ask if theres been a slant eyed male champion in the ufc. doesn't have to be chinese, gook or jap is acceptable

>>150194487

>>150194459
Jireddit got dominated in both fights against PeRoevWade yes.

>>150194499
there hasnt been a male champion from asia yet but machida, penn and lawler have partial east asian ancestry

>>150194499
Yan

>>150194487
mo ducked the trilogy by retiring

>>150194499
BJ Penn
Benson Henderson
Lyoto Machida

>>150194540
>half Hawaiian
>half nig
>half Brazilian
Asianbros...

>>150194535
Jireddit ducked he bacon bussy into his King Daddy's BBC already I'm afraid.

>>150194499
Matt Serra

>ducked he bacon
she's officially lost the plot

he ge

>>150194619
He bacon bussy went into he King Daddy's BBC.

>>150194619
she?
>captcha: RMN0G

>>150194629
im gonna dump my kippa in bacon grease and force you to drink from it lmao

shes a little slut

>>150194652
I'm a white woman with a thing for Black Men.

>>150194666
>satan transitioned

>>150194666
kinda stating the obvious sister

We really need a dedicated /heem/ mod. You people are deeply troubled.

you typing out all this gay shit makes Sneed look really bad wow

>>150194684
Daddysanya is a sexy daddy and my bacon steatorrheaussy queefed when he impregnated Pereddit with steamy hot chocolate daddy loads.

>>150194691
the mod IS here pal

We love BBC dick daddies here.

Piglia went for the BBC.

I tried doin' the same!

Dricus Chimaev vs Khamzat Du Plessis

>>150194732
Damn why that buck gay like that?

>>150194749
Boom.

>>150194742
Clitia Topiglet is a duck sadly.

>>150194761
islam would rather devour a pork roast and down proper 12 than fight ilia

>>150194749
Sexy Black Daddies.

I wish I was Colbaconbussy mmmm....

>>150194698
>hot chocolate
she's transitioned as a chinese woman
get your gender priviliege checked, CHUD

>>150194776
So would I

>>150194749
is this Leon's only highlight of his career?

>>150194788
this was a good one b

>>150194776
Beating JDM is a bigger challenge than beating Topuria.

>>150194788
There was this one.

>>150194783
PeRoevWade is gender non-binary thoughbeit.

>>150194798
ZAMN

Islam Makachev is easily the most over rated fighter of all time but JDM is LITERALLY a contender series striker.

>>150194788
HE PULLED DAT FIRE OUT OF THE SWORD!!!!!!!! BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw

>>150194799
Islam will lose both fights and die crashing into a tree in a tragic skiing accident

>>150194788
getting decisionated by belahawl is another

Slamdaddy:

I'll fight anyone.

Piglia Topiglet:

*sucks on BBC*

>Slamdaddy
You need to kill yourself immediately.

Slamdaddy got ya bacon clitty sizzlin' and leakin'?

TopiGOD

slamdingle

Clitia calls him Slampapi.

Islam ducked gaethje and fought the guy he knocked out

@grok is it true that hunter campbell traveled on horseback to the mountains of dagestan to just so he could meet with islam and tell him to gtfo of the division you zero ppv selling bitch?

Pay up, piggy!

>zero ppv selling bitch

But enough about Topiggy.

Adesanya has 0$ and 0 assets

We cannot bank with them.

Diddysanya is property of Mark Zuckerberg

Ilia: was personally scouted out by the UFC and offered entrance without any prerequisites
JDM: contender series bum
You tell me who's the harder fight

>>150194988
Irrelevant because islam's fighting neither

>>150194902
He deposited a sizeable amount of frothin', steamin', creamy BBC dick daddy loads into Alexa "AGPoatan" 'The One, The Only Snowbunny" PeRoevWade's bussy bank thoughbeit.

>>150194988
the eye test and trial by fire are both valid entrance exams.

>>150194988
They're both pozzed piggies squealin' for a bussy fillup of Slamdaddy slop.

#girlboss

>bandz a make them dance
-turki a la sheik

>>150195012
hahahah you're always so mad
probably the whole 0$ thing revved ya

Lets take a look at the contender series champions
>Sean O'Malley
Gifted a title defense against THE Chito Vera, got raped and mindbroken by Merab immediately after
>Jamahal Hill
Never defended his title, meme KOed by Pereira, meme KOed by Jiri, dogwalked by THE Khalil Rountree
>JDM
Has his first title defense coming up
Hmmm I wonder what could happen here

>>150195049
third time's the charm
deboonked

>>150195048
You're a piggy hangry for BBC dick daddy juice.

So am I.

>>150195043
She looks vile
Even funnier when she did it all to extort the nig
Get your bag girl boss

>>150194888
is this rill?

>>150195049
JDM will heem Islam
Islam is a smaller, chinnier version of Belal despite being better than Belal.
There's a reason brazzas never move up. They have to weightbully to win.

>>150195074
Yes.

Daddysanya won again.

yeah post gay shit that'll show em'

>>150195079
Why are you so angry?

Because I have a BBC dick daddy and YOU don't?

>>150195043
is this the bitch that tried to sue izzy for millions because they dated for a couple years

I'm so happy Charlotte Chowdrell or wtv the fuck her name is was served a hot, steamy loading of justice. Dumbass harpy

>>150195092
>BBC (big bulgarian cock)
Sorry nigga I'm not into transvestites

>>150194888
you can see the crazy in her eyes
>>150194902
there's a soccer player in europe whose contract specifies his mom receives all money. some bitch tried to do the same thing as izzy's ex and she got nothing because he has no assets lol

FACT: Pozzedtaker's jawussy got prolapsed from the few extra pounds Zatdaddy added to his BBC.

rountree vs hill genuinely may be the gayest fight of all time

>>150195126
Why the fuck did DC do this by the way

>>150194739
dricus looks more muslim than khamzat lol

>>150195120
Big.

Black.

Cock.

It's what pulled my pork.

>>150195124
>wow defeated by a girl so bad they had to run to mommy
no wonder Strickland ran thru this dude

>>150195146
Daddysanya spanked both those piggies.

>>150194499
Shavkat prob has the best chance, he'd beat JDM or Islam. Maybe Taira once Pantoja retires/moves up

No one loves MMA as much as daddy cormier

>1 month before getting eternally BTFO, assured that the world will once again side with a do nothing #girlboss
Oh this is too rich. Izzy you beautiful bastard. Thank you for fucking her with the merciless throbbing dick of the law

>>150194888
>>150195043
why do y wym always be tryna keep a brotha down, MMAly speaking

>>150195166
Talk about lipstick on a pig.

>>150195173
he was cheating on her with a dog

>>150195173
Market incentive

>>150195173
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>150195166
Not a single thought behind those eyes
Monitor on

>>150195186
Sean Brady completes the choke

>>150195191
so pizzy is just dumb, got it

>>150195166
Athletes have the absolute worst fucking taste in women god damn

>>150195213
0 seconds. He will pull guard immediately and sub chimaev from bottom.

>>150195187
White women love having sex with dogs.

>>150195225
dogesanya had sex with a dog on camera tho

>>150195186
i had a large bet on garry by finish. lost my fucking mind at this bit
shavkat was impressive tho, he never looked distressed with ian on his back trying to choke him

Pixies in boots were dancing with the dwarves

>>150195225
90% of beastiality cases are reported from India actually

>>150195213
just how afraid is khamzat of striking

>>150195202
Sean Brady isn't really an RNC guy. He works in half guard and keeps his opponents in place by threatening kimuras
Ian was able to get to that spot because his grappling is heavily reliant on back taking. He did the same thing to MVP and also worked for the back against Prates.

>>150195242
He never had sex with your mother tho.

>>150195213
GM3 stood for 13 minutes against him ya cazzie

>>150195250
90% of the world population is Indian so it checks out

>>150195166
she answered the call

>>150195263
he had sex with his OWN dog on camera! wtf man

>>150195256
this is good analysis
i was surprised brady tapped leon even though leon is a quitting bitch

>>150195263
Bodied that freak.

god dammit jannies will you please nuke the spamming faggot in this thread

>>150192292
70% of UFC fights were behind a paywall with ESPN

>>150195271
Please stop posting your Daddysanya fantasies.

You will respect Israel

>>150192358
he's going to get wrecked by pantoja

>>150195316
brotha you seen the video! hahaha wtf man? how could he do that?

No.

>>150192513
Is this the betting chick?
Never noticed she had big bolt ons during broadcasts

>>150195327
You watched a video of Daddysanya having sex with a dog?

>>150195344
yeah the one you told me about ahahaha that's gross bro

heembedded ep 1 has been out for 11 hours and hasn't been linked or mentioned..

>>150195325
I hope not. Him winning the belt would be so kino

>>150192515
LHW isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Def needs another contender but it's got good talent. Zhang, Murzakonov, Pereira, Jiri, Guskov, and Reyes fights are fun

Piggy white boys do be flickin' they clitties to Daddysanya and dogs I'm afraid.

>>150195361
I wish Murzakanov was younger. He's a sick striker but he's got a really small frame for the division and is like 35

>>150195354
you mentioned it earlier, I didn't watch it tho.

>>150195371
ahahaha that guy loves fucking dogs

There are three viable grappling strategies in MMA
1. The Ride position assassin (Khabib, Islam, Khamzat, Fluffy)
2. The Half guard marauder (Ilia, Sean Brady, Volkanovski)
3. The Back take monkey (Pantoja, Taira, Aljo)
Recently, the leg lock fiends have started to make some gains in the sport but there's still too many fuckers who attack the legs and then just fucking die ten seconds later.
Also anyone trying to play guard in MMA is stupid. Active guard is a fucking meme and those fighters lose to anyone who can wrestle decently and work a pin

>>150192529
strange how you omitted the part where ddp took whittaker down late first round and fucking mauled him. fight gets stopped if ddp has 10 more seconds

>>150195390
I wish Daddysanya and a doberman would double stuff me...

>>150195406
yeah I bet you do bud you DID tell me about the video after all

>>150195360
i agree but it's a horrible matchup
pantoja is unheemable and van has a mid ground game

ngannou lives 20 minutes away from the pfl africa arena and opted not to go

I'm doing mushrooms for the first time next week with a good friend visiting from out of state. What am I in for bros?

>>150195403
>if

>>150194158
cant think of a fighther more cucked than paulo costa:
>chin broken by romero
>dignity stolen by adensanya
>gets hair surgery but still looks bald
>exposed as 7 minute fighter
>cant finish anybody whose not a bum
>decisionator whose never getting a title fight again

>>150195393
speaking of leg lock fiends what happened to that peruvian dude who has multiple kneebars. puelles?

>>150195418
his TDD seems decent based on the Tsuyura fight but Pantoja is definitely a different animal

>>150195325
Lol he absolutely wont, van stuffed most of rey tsuruya TDs and he's a far better grappler than pantoj technique and volume wise,a bit worse when it comes to the set up nevertheless it will stay on the feet and van will start a golden age for the flyweight division

>>150195417
If there's a video of Daddysanya and a dog please show my mommy.

>>150195422
shrooms made me sweaty but the high was pretty sick you should be in for a good time.

>>150195438
Pigs aren't supposed to sweat we just bleed out.

>>150194092
He just heemed Krylov to shed the can label. Give him Rakic next

>>150195426
the hair transplant's looking better these days but it still has that uncanny look where the hair can't seem to grow more than an inch long

>>150195437
>>150195444
hahahahaha dog bender

>>150195456
I had it 48-47 Adesanya

Outside the last round it was a really close fight between Blacohwicz and Adesanya. The idea that Blachowicz was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.

>>150195452
that has a very easy workaround, just have a shorter haircut. but paulo still looks fucking bald bro, like u can see his scalp when hes standing under a light and he still has a bad bald spot on the back of his head

>>150194287
druicus' cardio was shit before the nose surgery
it's still not great but back then he had 6 minutes of cardio

if the best argument for a robbery is that the loser only won 3 rounds it's not worth it

>>150195481
ahahahahaha dog bender

>>150195493
Bantu Dick Daddies know how to stretch a piggy out.

wait, i just had a horrifying idea.
will the streams be bothered at all when ufc moves on to paramount?

>>150195372
doesn't look like a fighter then he heems you easy

>>150195438
thanks man. I'm not gonna go nuts and try to fly off my roof am I

>>150195431
he did very well tdd against tsuruya but there's no striking threat from tsuruya. pantoja can crack

>>150195510
Daddysanya also won this.

>>150195528
nah nothing like that I took some at a Rob zombie concert and the light show was crazy I was in a trance.

>>150195422
Depends on your state of mind nigga

who is that pornstar that hangs around ufc fighters

>>150195500
Cope.

Daddysanya won.

>>150195538
1-4 dog bender

>>150195432
this is a very naive post and you should feel bad about posting it. van has no chance against pantoja. he'll get finished inside 3 rounds.

>>150195554
Your mom is just one of the cutmen

And I just wanna act like a porno-flicking actor
I Anita-bake her, now, she caught up in that rapture

OjO
Wonk nose haha

>>150195565
shut up bitch

Gmhh

>>150195554
Sean Strickraped.

>>150195481
Izzy got outstruck and outgrappled. He did nothing better than Jan. He lost.

>>150195554
Nina Drama

>>150195554
heh heh Christy Mack

Spitroasted piggy!

>>150195592
>>150195611
>>150195615
nah come on the bogged older white woman with the cow tits come on i knwo u know

>>150195596
Daddysanya spanked that piggy.

>>150195629
google it

>1-4 against Pereira and begging to rematch Paulo
just retire

>>150195647
this is why youll never be a heemer

>>150195547
>>150195552
okay thanks. should be chill. I'll be in a penthouse in Manhattan for it about 40 floors up. I really wanna chill on the outside balcony but I don't wanna do something crazy and heem myself
>>150195535
Yeah Pantoja is a dawg. But if Van survives r1 he might take over. He will definitely knock down Pantoja if he can make it last r2. Pantoja gasses but has a ton of willpower but he's very hittable
>>150195554
Kendra Lust

Kek y'all piggies do be glazin' Piggy Paulo 'till Daddysanya spunked in that pig nigga!

>>150195674
khamzat ducked adesanya

>>150195554
Kody Steele

>>150195682
Daddysanya will be Zatdaddy's first title challenger and my family's pig clitties will be leakin'!

>>150195665
heh nice, brb

>>150195683
shut up

>>150195696
Mmmm....

You need some BBC dick daddy juice...

>>150195629
Francia James I believe or something like that

>>150195547
>nah nothing like that I took some at a Rob zombie concert and the light show was crazy I was in a trance.

Don't post with ya BBC dick daddy juice in ya dirty diaper panties, playa!

https://youtu.be/LRIOiJNpzPw
roman dolidze is a beast on the ground by craig jones accounts
might explains fluffy's hesitation to grapple or enter his guard

I'm not your friend Sneed

>>150195665
Make sure to take a few pictures of the skyline for us bros.

>>150195748
We didn't ask.

>>150195751
I'll do it just for you, Mexibro.

>>150195749
Uh okay?

Sexy Black Daddies.

>>150195730
not who i was looking for but was also curious about her anyway, thanks

>>150195709
shut up

>>150195763
This angle filter and lighting really minimizes her disgusting freakish HGH skull.

>>150195761
Comment about the view too in your post

>>150195766
psyche!

>>150195775
Respect the dome.

I want Daddysanya's doggy daddy loads inside me.

>>150195785
Thaswassup

>>150195748
Wasn’t Viera a total munster as well? Maybe being underestimated because of his physique is part of Fluffy’s game.

>>150195774
Now I'm curious about who you are referring to

Bitch I'm the catdaddy

Two Blacked Bitches.

How the fuck did Kevin Holland of all people make light work of Fluffy?

>>150195761
Mah man.

>>150195811
kendra lust, someone already answered

Bitch I got raped by my dead daddy.

>>150195773
>>150195793
But you see if you're spending time imagining Izzy having gay sex with men *AGAINST their will, you can have an argument it's a show of dominance and humiliation...
If you imagine sneed enjoying it... now you're just having gay sex fantasies and are just as deranged.. you see the problem here?

>>150195818
body shots

>>150195823
Stop squealin', sweaty piggy.

>>150195818
He took on Thiago Santos on a week’s notice and gave him a run for his money. Every once in a while he has a good performance.

ahahaha people catching strays

new
>>150164092
>>150164092
>>150164092

>>150195818
Holland cycles: being a beast, getting too cocky to train well, getting humbled, training well

>>150195861
You're a sweaty piggy.

>>150195863
That's /box/ you mongoloid

>>150195882
>>150195882
>>150195882

>>150195893
>>150195893
>>150195893
new

you know its a good fight week when r/the_heem is this mentally ill