Thread 150193444

Brazil is full of uncontacted jungle savages who spend half their day shooting bows and throwing spears. Why doesn't Brazil simply contact them and get them on the Olympic teams? They would win gold in archery and javelin throwing for sure.

>>150193444 (OP)
weird how uncolonized areas are primitive garbage eh

>>150194166
A Romanian is not allowed to say this

>>150194166
damn...

>>150193444 (OP)
What's their tax policy?

The second the cameras are off they're wearing t-shirts and watching tiktok you can't fool me

How do I become one of them

They'll kill and eat me before I have a chance to explain what the fuck is an Olympic sport.

Oh my hecking goodness is that a community just minding their own business? I must contAAAACCTTT

>>150193444 (OP)
I would be happier living that life.

>>150197725
I'm gonna POOOOXX

>>150193444 (OP)
>Brazil is full of uncontacted jungle savages
I will go there and fetch myself a kuruminha

>>150197743
look at the OP, do any of the """females""" there resemble your anime drawing?

>>150193444 (OP)
Why curse them? Let them live their simple lives to the fullest

>>150197656
Indigenous people invented enamelled metal cookware, or as they call it "maize"

>>150197828
that one is obviously stolen

>>150193444 (OP)
It's also full of contacted jungle savages which hasn't helped too much for the olympics.

>>150193444 (OP)
>people pretending that the spanish saw sexy latinas in south america
>realise this is what they actually saw

>>150193444 (OP)
>just go 2000 miles into the amazon rainforest bro

>>150193444 (OP)
their feet are huge

>>150193444 (OP)
>Why doesn't Brazil simply contact them and get them on the Olympic teams?
Because they'd still be shit

>>150197807
Many of them look dysgenic/ugly af due to decades of inbreeding within a very small population. The conquistadors who conquered Latin America/South America were swimming through Pocahontas/Kuruminha/Chel pussy.

>>150197917
You can't say this in 2025, Nigel. Some people will get really angry and start posting women with >40% European ancestry to prove you wrong.

>>150193444 (OP)
These people are living the dream, man. I don't know how can people who spend their entire lives serving their jewish masters or doomscrolling on social media think they have any right to critice the ways these people live.

>>150197910
Have they even tried to explain to the jungle savages that their archery and spear throwing skills could havr practical purposes?

>>150198758
they are already being used for practical purposes, food acquisition and teaching hard lessons

>>150198219
that's what happens when you never wear footwear.

>>150198758
Anon...

>>150198219
Those feet might be great for swimming. Brazil could pick up a bunch of medals in that with the jungle savages

>>150193444 (OP)
They taught Jamaicans to bobsled, teaching whatever these things are to shoot arrows in an Olympic setting can’t be much harder

>>150197656
the government leaves tools for them to pickup

>>150199727
What the fuck? I’d be pissed if my tax dollars were giving some cannibals tools

>>150197917
You clearly have no experience of what it's like to go ten weeks without having sex with a woman.

>>150193444 (OP)
Genuinely what's the point of wearing briefs when you live like that? It's not like they wash themselves anyway

>>150198585
lol at goofs who think the native lifestyle is better
>live in a humid and awful climate
>get bitten by turtles, leopards, and birds
>no TV to watch sports
>never get the chance to win an Olympic gold medal

>>150200875
It provides support when you’re running from alligators or other cannibals

>>150197677
How often does this happen in Brazil?

>>150193444 (OP)
They have no idea they 7-1 to Germany, ignorance is bliss

>>150200518
Lets instead use that money for more wars in the middle east

>>150200875
gotta protect the family jewels

>>150203724
Kek

>>150203679
They my cousin disappeared while hiking near a reservation three weeks ago sooooo

>>150203936
What do the authorities even do about that? Do they go interview the Indians and try to find out what happened? Do they send out a search party?

>>150193444 (OP)
>mfw this shithole wanted to change the constitution so that indians had their own penal laws
we dodged a bullet, this is what they were thinking when they thought about that constitutional article, but we don't have that shit in shitle

>>150203936
They most probably just got bitten by something and died

>>150204135
RIP

>>150197656
or maybe someone lost it and it was carried down the river?

>>150197589
detach yourself from anything that is owned by (((them)))

>>150205192
Dudes act like the jungle savage lifestyle is so great but they’d never, ever want to live it because it sucks so much dick

Ted K wasn’t living anything like the jungle savage lifestyle

>>150205247
If it were such a issue to them they would just leave and eventually find the rest of civilization

>>150197656
hey that's mine

>>150205574
They don’t even know how much civilization rules. They’re just ignorant jungle savages

>>150193444 (OP)
they wouldn't have run from the scene of the crime like ted kennedy

>>150205247
my brother is in his trad lifestyle larping phase and he is basically like this. He thinks he can do it but hoping reality kicks the little faggot in the face

Imagine telling them about chatgpt

A girl work I work with is from Manaus. She says tribes are trading children pretty commonly in exchange for modern goods

>>150210018
The entire north region is way too far away from most of the country so alot of cases like this happen unnoticed over there, if i remember correctly there was some case about north american pedophiles going there specifically for that

>>150205247

hilarious that it's always nordics and germans saying this shit. spoiled little cunts.

I think they could beat Koreans at archery

>>150203679
in rio? every other month or so.

>>150193444 (OP)
pretty sure i saw this guy in front of a home depot

>>150211658
Damn immigrants!

>>150193444 (OP)
Do people go into the rainforest illegally hunting these savages for fun? Who's going to catch them?

>>150193444 (OP)
>Brazil is full of jungle savages
unfortunately

>>150217474
1. Why would anyone do that
2. Uncontacted tribes are way too deep into the rainforest for anyone to go there to find them alone

>>150197589
Some guy literally did this. Ended up marrying a thirteen year old. Based on everything I gathered, he wasn't actually a pedo, it was just what you do in that tribe, but who knows. You can totally just show up (carefully) with gifts and if you want to stay and are willing to integrate, they'll (likely) accept you.

>>150197917
They weren't sexy because they were attractive. They were sexy because they went around with their tits out. Dozens of bare breasts flopping about. The 1600s European man had never seen anything like it.

>>150218162
He most likely did that with a tribe that already are connected with the rest of civilization but just keep their traditional ways
Those in that image would probably either try to kill you or keep distance

>>150218021
>1. Why would anyone do that
Have you not heard about the thrill of hunting the most dangerous game?

>>150193444 (OP)
>jungle savages
They live in the rain forest, not the jungle. You don't know SHIT about savages.