Pls fuck my ass edition

>>150193805 (OP) Henlo GM frens

Son of bakespie oh my!

doyers
sex with kirsten

>Mookie in RF
Dave on his unc shit

>>150193890
this desu

Is this a genuine bakerspie thread?

Jays

>>150196177
mookie too washed to play ss

/mlb/ is a Popeyes/McD's board

My Jints :(
gg Padres. Cya tomorrow

>lil dook dook in right
lmao

>>150196186
Yes. Now fuck my ass!

>>150196200
I like him in that spot

GG Jints, I hope you get rid of BoMel soon

WOOF

Fuck I missed the early bake, that last thread went by quicker than I thought.

>>150196215
Fuck my wife

*joins thread*

seems like you guys were overreacting about the "shrieking woman"
>>150196204

Bryce! Keep it up my man

DAEYOOOOOOO

>>150196212
>I hope you get rid of BoMel soon
Would love to have Bochy back but I think we have just gave BoMel an extension

>IBB to Neto
They fear him

You guys always act like you’re better than me!

>>150193805 (OP)
KEK this is the thread he wanted? >>150195744

fuck you ump

>>150196249
Shut up! You’re adopted!

Fasten your seatbelts

>>150196249
what the deuce?

>>150196224
were *not
look at those replies, she was giving even twitter normalshits headaches

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout

GONE GOTTEM

this fucking ump

>>150196224
>>150196270
She's hot. I'd let her yell at me

>>150196261
he's lucky I missed nu this time >>150196220

spamming gore in the other edition to kill it, stay here bros

>>150196282
Bakespie doesn't deserve that bro, try killing this one

Lets go Jansen.

>>150196261
Well, he did cry like a woman there so I'm not surprised.

>cumfarto vs jansen
oh boy, he's gonna embarass him

Michael Conforto is making 17m this year

comforto to the enemy

kek doyerpacos

immaculate inning incoming?

so what did the dodgers even see in Conforto?

kek just remembered doyerfans are brown chicanos, a slave race

jansen pls (blow it)

>1 out

Just 2 big guys having fun

sad 9th innings from the dodhers

oh well....
gg angels
see ya tomorrow

excuse me but which number is larger
4
or
7

our stadium is still more better than yours

gg angels cya tomorrow

Post it you fucking fuck.

Dave Roberts is a fucking retard. He really needs to stop playing Conforto. He's useless.

anglels

>>150196335
god they're so fat

kwab dodgers

gg anaels
see you tomorrow

Gg angels. My dodgers are shit

>>150196351
fat and jolly

And that's a season series win.
GG Dodgers.
Man Neto and Soriano were so good tonight.

>>150196341
>that phone
>the date
>this was 16 years ago
jesus man...

>one game back
right behind you doyers......

Padres are only one game back now!

>>150196346
I still can't believe he didn't try to get a trade for a new LF before the deadline

dodger fans are incredibly cruel. Why are they like this?

kek doyerpacos going to lose the division

goodbye spics!

>>150196341
whats with all the different flags?

Conforto and Freeland suck.

>>150196371
WE EVIL BEEYOTCH

>>150196369
Yea, I'm starting to think trading a bunch of prospects for Kwan might have been a good idea.

>>150196371
That's what prison does to you

>1 GB

>>150196378
throw Rushing in there also

Padres are only one game back now!

redpilled mutt here in la proper ama

The shrieking Chadres stacy
https://x.com/spencergh2/status/1955115125850939875

>>150196341
Your stadium is a dump and the parking lot is actually hell

Padres are only one game back now!

my doyers finna lose another 7 in a row

>>150196367
>>150196389
>>150196392
>>150196399
shut the fuck up

dodgers lose so you know what that means? another thread melty!

My dodgers suck. Great game anals. Season is over

>>150196390
tbf Rushing barely gets to play because he's being blocked by Will.

>>150196389
lube up that butthole fuwawa

Which of the one World Series was your favorite World Series from the Dodgers Dynasty?

Padres are only one game back now!!

>>150196394
banshee woman for MVP

>>150196416
2020 because it made everyone seethe

>>150196417
sorry, im slow
how many games back?

>>150196390
Yup. I’m not trying to be an asshole but I think I might’ve been able to hit as well as him in my prime.

>>150196369
>>150196386
hold the line. we're going to light fools up eventually.

>>150196394
the lengths doyerpacos will go to to spite the padres...

Padres are only one game back now!!

It's kinda funny how the Dodgers have yet to win a game against the Angels this season

kek doyerpacos seething again

Dodgers now have 5 consecutive losses to the Angels.

Why do my Royals keep teasing me like this

>>150196411
It’s Chikaner trying to get that vtubefag banned by spamming/flooding

Just give us the division, Big brother. You already won your world series last year, now it seems more and more scandals for Gamnthani coming up. Won't be surprised if Friedman and doyers cheated last year. Thanks Angels bro, makes me happy :)

Padres are only one game back now!!!

>Nestor Cortes on the mound for the Poodres
Jints got this.

Padangels STRONG

>>150196416
No parade = not a real championship

When do you give up on a guy like Conforto? He was useful for two weeks before the trade deadline and that was it. He hasn't had a hot streak besides that. It's fucking embarassing that a team that's supposedly meant to make it to the WS again is fielding arguably one of the worst players in baseball right now.

>>150196386
Gnats were never gonna let go of Kwan

Padres are only one game back now!

You may only reply to this post if YOUR TEAM is 1 or fewer games back.

>>150196442
can't wait for Ice to run you down

Padres are only one game back now!

>150196465
I'll see you on Wednesday

>>150196442
Hey babe! Padres won and the division is almost won! Let’s go make sexy time. I’m turning off my Nintendo Switch!

>>150196449
Lmao they couldn't even hit a uncle Yu darvish. Your guys really bought Devers and still sold at the deadline lmao.

lmao doyerpacos are fucking shit

>>150196473
kwab

Honestly, I expect an actual fight to break out if the Padres pass the Dodgers before their series this weekend. Friday is going to be a very good day

>>150196482
baited 2ez

>>150196458
Every one of Friedmans acquisitions have flopped so far, if Conforto is still being played it's just stubbornness from the front office.

>>150196496
If the Giants truly hate the Dodgers they would let the Padres sweep them

Padres are only one game back now!

>>150196505
>Friedman, Freeman, Freeland
this needs to stop... now

Padres are only one game back now!

it's so funny watching clips of pitch sequences and hits from today's padres game and you can hear the lady shriek come in every time before the clip cuts off

kek dodgers

>>150196519
more like
>peeman, pooman and peeland

>>150196465
My jints are 1 game back from a .500 record. We were tied for the division and 12 games over 2 days before getting raffy.

>>150196503
Okiee well played.....

uh oh, doyermeltyyy

Kiss the fucking ring, we're going back to back whether you faggots like it or not. We own this fucking league.

>vtumor got banned
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/7-0/deleted/deleted/
oh no no no
AHAHAHA

>>150196496
Dodgers do not take losses well. I actually fear for Tatis if it happens. We already saw Dave pull the stars of the lineup just so we couldn't retaliate and had to throw at Ohtani.

>>150196545
uh oh your team has no rings

uh oh your skin and eyes are the color of shit

>>150196480
Coming babe!

>Jints security actually sent someone to check on the shrieking lady and she still kept going afterwards
based stacy
https://x.com/spencergh2/status/1955116831817208179

tick tock doyer pacos....

>>150196506
few years ago walked off on the padres on the last regular season game of the year despite knowing losing the game could get us the #1 draft pick the next year, so no, we don't typically tank for any reason, whether important or petty. we just suck organically

>>150196543
it wasn't me but it was obvious. btw why in the hell do you have an ancient pcmcia ethernet card just lying around? mine at least are in boxes in the garage

GO MARINERS

>>150196560
uh oh your team has conforto

Let's root for dem Chadres 2025 world series champs

>>150196608
Babe, hurry up! I’m waiting in the bedroom!

>>150196585
SOVL

>>150196605
TOO FUCKING FAR

gn mariner nation

大谷翔平ハイライト

>>150196639
I don’t speak italian

>>150196608
ngl I would if my doggies shit the bed again but Brewers are more fun to watch.

Reminder that the dodgers signed conforto for just $1M less than what the Giants had to pay him last year because of a player option with 0 interest in resigning him after. Because they thought it would own the giants i guess?

the dodgers just arent that good lol

The Dodgers don't need to be that good, they still have a whole 7 games against the Rockies left to play this season

Brewers or Phillies are winning the NL

1st day of Padgers week in the books!

all first round exits

>>150196655
The Dodgers don’t really think about the giants, anon. Alteast, not anymore

>>150196644
We won a series against the Brewers surprisingly, wouldn't be surprised if we had a NLCS Padres vs Brewers match-up. Gonna suck because they're cursed with Loseconsin green bay packer playoff curse :/

Brewers win the World Series. Manfred gave me the script

going to doyers @ mariners next month with a latina i’ve been seeing. never been to the stadium before what should i get from the concession stand?

>>150196700
Try the "PFMA"

>>150196700
kalua pork plate

which player will lock down Sydney Sweeney now that she's single?

I'm legit confused on how the Dodgers roster can be this awful. What the hell were they spending all that money on? Is there something I don't understand? They signed so many dogshit players for so much money

>>150196720
that's the gayest shit I've read all day, and some dude is literally begging to have his ass fucked here LMAO

>>150196720
Ryback

>>150196665
Rockies will sweep

>>150196732
based big guy

>>150196725
they were giving out tens of millions to average to below average players, I don't think I'll ever see anything like it again. at least they got one world series

Haven’t seen any reckerfags

>>150196728
all a matter of perspective i guess!

>>150196739
Isn’t that deferred money gonna bite them in the ass in the future? Seems like they’re in Win multiple rings now mode. Either way it’s looking pretty grim

>>150196725
Didn't they deffered their money? Almost half of their elite pitchers are in TJ factory mode. Just seems Karma is catching up to them rn, wouldn't be surprised if they cheated at the world series last year and playoffs. Alot of balls suddenly died game 5 against Yamameatballs last year, Robert making false claim against us, just seems sussy wussy.

>>150196739
It's just gonna get worse too, they have hundreds of millions tied up to guys on the wrong side of 30 that are getting rekt by the aging curve

>>150196757
>Isn’t that deferred money gonna bite them in the ass
The dodgers made 752M last year, with even more projected this year. It's not gonna hurt even a little.

Meh, fuck it. I'm going to sleep, see you at 5:45 AM. Gn frens :3

>>150196350
My anaels sleeping good tonight :)

>>150196790
>>150196758
dumb tranime addicted mexican

>>150196757
>>150196789
they're allowed to do what they do because of that huge TV deal

patiently waiting on the padres highlights going live so I can hear what everyone was seething about

>>150196465
No buddy, you can only post here if your team has played a game in the World Series

>>150196789
why didn't they buy better players in the off season? Like Fried or Eovaldi. I get they have endless money, why sign all the shitters

>>150196812
Hell yeah Aussie bro. Hey I got a question you guys are treated so nice in the American sport threads, yet when I go into /ALF/ I get treated like a subhuman even though I'm only talking about the sport

>>150196822
aussies/brits/canadians are all angry because they dont have any of their own websites and have to use american websites, this causes a serious inferiority complex

>>150196820
>why sign all the shitters
front office fumbled. Scott and Coforto are a bust, and re-signing Teo against better judgement were all huge errors.

>>150196789
their revenue growth could eventually be lower than their profit growth and then we'll really see what the ownership group is really made of especially now that they own the lakers too

>https://x.com/PerryBurner/status/1955082109489647985?t=IKUxMmMd8O_YzNkGpQAomQ&s=19


#nooticing.......

>>150196837
BASED OHTANI IF TRUE

>>150196831
I see.

>>150196843
KEK it was one of the greatest world serieses this season

>>150196820
Well they did sign Snell. It was either one of the high end pitchers between Fried and Burnes. But he's been on the IL the whole year until two weeks ago. They thought resigning the players who came up huge for them was a good bet but Teoscar and Edman have been playing through injuries this year and have been shells of their former selves. Even if Snell has a monster second half all that time he missed is costly with the shitters we've had up on the mound this year.

>>150196665
They have a 4 game series in colorado next week, though coors is a crazy place to play a ball game so nothing is promised to the doyers

>>150196864
>with the shitters we've had up on the mound this year
say that shi again

>>150196864
Dude it’s crazy, I know the dodgers have had terrible luck with injuries but it feels like every time I turned on a Dodgers game this year the starting pitcher has been some guy I’ve literally never heard of lol. All that matters is getting to the playoffs fully healthy tho

>>150196873
Dustin May's a fucking faggot. Dude could have stayed with the Dodgers if he gave up on being a starter.

>>150196822
I dont frequent /gayfl/ that often because they generally act like edgy teens and its pretty cringe
/nrl/ should be reasonably chill, probably the most accommodating of foreign flags
/cric/ is a bit of a battleground for yanks though - theres a couple jeets that shit up the threads using US flags so you've kinda been tarred by them (poms will tell you to fuck off as soon as you post)

tbqh its on you guys to redeem your image in the ausposters' eyes

CIVAL WAR!!!!

>>150196880
also like aussies are pretty cunty in general - I generally behave myself in these threads because im the only aus flag most of the time so theres no hiding from the content of my posts

Pat Murphy is pure class

dodgers are just dumb, but the yankees are a joke

>>150196938
why did my little brown doyer doodle twitch

>>150196941
too much anime and weeb-goon culture

>>150196831
Teo was an honest mistake. He was clutch last year. I agree with the other two.

>>150196691
That makes it worse

>>150196725
The Dodgers' issues come down to organizational philosophies. They see starters as glorified relievers; the K matters more than pitching deep into games because, well, the K is the best outcome from a pitcher's standpoint, right? So Friedman and co. throw assloads of money at the oft-injured starters with the best stuff, velocity, etc. regardless of durability. Similarly, hitters are always swinging for the fences becausea HR is the best outcome for an AB right? It all becomes TTO that eschews making a pitcher work because guys are too busy striking out to put the ball in play consistently. Then, here's the defense. The Dodgers have arguably 5 1B/DH types in their best lineup and a RF playing SS for some reason. Now granted, 1 of those 1B/DH types is a baseball god and a second is a HoF lock, but they eschew defense because... pitchers should be getting Ks, right? It's a cynical, cyclical way of shooting yourself in the foot most night against good teams.

Friedman is completely adverse to spending prospect capital, no matter how marginal. So, instead, he throws millions at some aging BP (minus Scott, that's just a bad break) closers and still didn't have a bullpen as good as San Diego BEFORE Miller. And instead of course-correcting by adding arms or DFAing Conforto because the team makes more money than God and can write off a few contracts/players, he makes no significant moves at the deadline and instead expects fans to trust that the Dodgers strength and conditioning (lol) can rehab their busted pitchers for a playoff run.

>>150196961
Maybe the jints should get gud again? I remember one vague sports personality said the Dodgers-Giants rivalry was a classic. It’s not really serious anymore but it’s still there with lots of great memories. Then compared it to the Dodgers-Padres rivalry as more of a street fight. Lots of bad blood. Both teams hate each other and willing to injure each other’s stars.

>>150196990
that was a really nice write up on their philosophy, I didn't know that other than I know most analytic forward teams chase K% and slug in general.
I get why teams value the Ks, especially in a playoff series where a weakly hit bloop in play can be the difference between you winning the world series or going home.

as for San Diego, IMO they belong in the same box with Milwaukee/Cleveland/Seattle where they have figured something out with pitching. They have some sort of secret sauce. Two of their best high leverage relievers had a cup of coffee with my team and I can say with near certainty that they would have never reached the heights they have if they stayed with muh team

>>150196822
/afl/ has 3 or 4 turbocunts who hate americans. the rest of the aussies are cool

AL West is getting 3 teams in the playoffs.

Sorry east coasties!

oh no no no no non on

>>150196746
Reckerfags? Why call us that when we’re simply fans of and interested in Recker’s baseball and post-baseball career?

>>150197034
That's true, and the Dodgers can still be a scary playoff team except that their BP is a joke. Vesia and Dreyer are their only 2 good relievers. Maaaaaybe Stewart stays healthy, Scott/Kopech return to 2024 form off the IL, Yates recovers well and figures it out and IDK, Treinen or Miller figure it out? They need so many good breaks to have a dependable playoff BP. I don't see it.

>>150197109
man you have to be so careful with who you hire to manage your shit
I dont blame shohei at all (I know absolutely nothing about the accusations)

>>150197120
if I had to bet I'd say they'll be fine by the time the playoffs come around. They'll figure it out

>>150197132
>betting on dodgers pitching health
Sorry, been burndd on this one 1000x already.

>>150196938
It’s crazy how auraless Ohtani became when he joined the Dodgers
Look at this fucking picture none of the dodgers pictures he has compares to this shit

If the Poodres win G1, I'm expecting a small riot to break out during the law enforcement giveaway night

>>150197206
That's what happens when you sell your soul to ring chase.

>>150196938
>basedboy snacking on onions rings

I haven’t read about this Ohtani lawsuit but why does shady shit seem to follow him around? It’s like every other month you hear about something

>>150197283
he's one of the richest men in the world and doesn't want to manage his finances, so vultures that will lead him down shady paths constantly circle him

>>150196814
The Mariners have never lost a single World Series game. Bet you can't say that about your team.

>>150197296
why hasn’t there been any scandal with Judge or Soto? Or any of the other players on mega deals

>>150197296
why is he so shit at choosing who he does business with?

>>150197336
entertainment purposes

>>150197305
>>150197336
because ohtani is the wholesome heckin manchild and he had no idea

>>150197336
He expects everyone to follow the japanese bushido

that funky muncy

Niggas is houngy

lol muncy is fat and blind

>>150197283
Wouldn't surprise me if he is genuinely naive and not that bright, Roki Sasaki is like that too so maybe its a north Japan thing. Or he's genuinely malicious and the KAWAII SUGOI OHTANI-SAN! thing is just smokescreen. More fun to believe the latter.

please...fuck my ass...

Attempting to repeat a WS is very difficult. The other teams are too hungry and we simply don't have what it takes. We'll try again next year. I shall be backing the Mariners in the AL once my doyers are eliminated in the wild card series. Now is not the time for anger or coping... it's time to accept my doggies fate in this world and watch Ohtani hit his career high homers in a season.

>>150197283
The other big name players don't really have this kind of thing follow them around because baseball players are generally in touch with their finances and spending. Everyone who plays baseball is generally smarter with their finances compared to the NFL and NBA. Those two sports have something like 50% of players going broke within 10 years of retiring, whereas in the MLB, it's something like 5%, most of which are AAA players and bench riders.

Ohtani getting into financial trouble is mostly because he's likely just signing whatever the agent sticks in his face, likely because there's a language barrier / etc., which is why he has a crazy PR team relative to other players. Even the Spanish-only players have teammates or resources that can help them with translating shit, but since Japanese is a relatively obscure language in a lot of MLB clubhouses, that makes it easier for the vultures to circle him.

>St. Louis 3, Colorado 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150197742
This is on the real estate agents. Shohei had originally planned to build a vacation home in Hawaii, but from what I read in several Japanese articles, they not only used private photos of Shohei, Mamiko, and Decoy smiling at the groundbreaking ceremony for his vacation home without permission for their promotion, but also told other clients that if they bought the house, they could have meals with Shohei and even become friends with him. I think that’s why Shohei got angry and canceled the contract. Just let him focus on baseball.

>>150197937
wildcard spot soon

great op

>>150198043
>Dick Sharon
>Dick Sharing
Ha, GAY

>>150198043

>>150198043
bevacqua on the grid!

>>150198065
It's actually over for the Dodgers... Ohtanimania has already wore its welcome...

My poodres wonned :)

poodres make me ink myself

>>150198096
ohtani for soto?

get dem poopdres away from me

Kek whites are dying out

>Padres' Dylan Cease receives $21 million free agent prediction
I didn't know being a 4.52 ERA starter with a 5-10 record was so valuable

>Both Yamamoto and Eovaldi got their ERA rekt yesterday
:(

>>150198271
he's generally pretty good outside of the rough start he had this year. two top 5 cy young placing seasons and he's not even 30 yet. the only problem is he's an autist who very clearly gets annoyed and pissy if the game isn't going his way even if he has a straight face on the mound

If my doyers really want to get going, they're going to have to bean Tatis every chance they get.

>>150198324
Ohtani will tell them not to because he wants to be the instigator and he won't be pitching this series. Ohtani wants maximum chaos and he wants it on his terms, look at how happy he was during this hectic ass series

>>150198351
holy fuck, can you imagine the headline if Ohtani beans manchudo?

>>150198367
Ohtani will instead throw the game, insist on playing until the 9th inning, demand Suarez bats and then throw a eephus at his back in good jest

I could go for apoundin

>>150198381
I can unironically see this happening. Ohtani has been becoming quite bold recently. Sometimes he stares the umps down after a bad call or will shake his head. He will eventually explode on someone. I'm thinking 101 fastball to the heart.

Are the Phillies actually good or just hot?

>>150198271
He's absurdly durable with TOR swing-and-miss. Only let down by being a two-pitch pitcher. He'll absolutely get a nine-figure deal

>>150198065
krk doyerpacos

>Mets play tonight

>>150198586
im praying for you

Big win for the Carp. It's been a while since they've had such a dominant outing against the Tigers

Ngh...mfh!

He's beggin for it....

>>150198586
FAGGets kek!

>>150198586
FAGGets kek!

Attempting to repeat a WS is very difficult. The other teams are too hungry and we simply don't have what it takes. We'll try again next year. I shall be backing the Mariners in the AL once my doyers are eliminated in the wild card series. Now is not the time for anger or coping... it's time to accept my doggies fate in this world and watch Ohtani hit his career high homers in a season

>>150198586
>>150198727
FAGGets kek!

>>150198586
FAGGets kek!

>>150198696
>>150198719
>>150198753
>>150198754
samefag

>>150198727
KEK

>>150198727
KEK! FAGGets!

>>150198769
FAGGets kek!

>>150198753
Rome and Tony is da next Fred Lynn

>>150198769

I can’t wait to get mindfucked by Roman Anthony the next 8 years

>>150198779
>>150198780
>>150198787
n-NO...!
This cannot BE.... .!!!

>>150198769
FAGGets kek!

If I see one more FAGGets kek...ohhh you don't wanna know...

not my FAGGets kek noooo

FAGGets...?

>>150198769
FAGGets kek!

____

nooooo not my FAGGets kek!

>>150198727
tasty cope

not the heckin' FAGGetarinos!

ugh

>>150198769
FAGGets kek!

Dogpile this cunt

Dogpile this asshole

>>150199029
>>150199032
Honestly, I could go for apoun din

>>150199039
I'm a girl tho

Why did my two dads make me a Mets fan..

I could use a visit to The Craver @ Citi...Ngh...

>>150199079
>two dads
Sigh.... cursed with gay dads from the start....

the jays play tonight

>>150199094
Miss my Expos bro, memba dem? Back in dem days, dem Expos played...

Ngh...Please expos me...

Expos my hole... humiliate my azz....

>>150199104
I hope they never come back

>>150199197
Hope'em never-come-back-em!

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

>>150198586
what would be funnier, the reds or the cardinals getting your WC spot?

>>150199337
it's not "our WC spot", teams have to earn it and the Mets have not done that. if the Tards or Resd do it then there you go

>>150199349
Metspie laying out da facts n logic!!!

>>150199349
It's'em not"-our-WC-spot"’-em, teams have to earn it'em and-the-Mets-have-not-done-that.-em if'em the Tards'em or Resd'em do it then-there-you-go-em-em!

>>150199197
Hope'em never-come-back-em!

>>150199197
Hope'em never-come-back-em!

We need The Craver...

Silence! A schizotypal is changing phones.

At first I was terrified, then I was just flat-out horny, though

At first I was terrified, then I was just flat-out horny, though

>>150199349
i would've have rebuked her if she were one of my wives

At first I was terrified, then I was just flat-out horny, though-em tho!

sex with Alice

>>150199498
Though-em tho?