Thread 150194214

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Steelers' Heyward hints at sitting out into season
Browns' Garrett cited for driving 40 mph over limit
Gruden wins key Nevada ruling in NFL emails suit
49ers' Shanahan eyeing Week 6 return for Aiyuk
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Texans TE Jordan in tears after suffering leg injury
Stafford doesn't practice despite expected return
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Rasm finna boutta win da owl

>>150194214 (OP)
FUCK YOU HEYWARD DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR >MY STEELIES

Jalen Hurts is one of the best pocket passers in the league.

>run a balanced offense, mostly throw from the gun, abuse play action
>RB room leading the playoffs in rushing attempts and yards
>two alpha wideouts but the tight end leads team in postseason receptions
>elite deep ball and throwing outside the numbers against man coverage
>playoff leader in passing touchdowns but also sacks
>troll your rival in the conference final with meme qb sneak TD from the 1
>throw a pick in the first quarter of the owl
>defense gets three turnovers including a pick 6 return from midfield in the super bowl and didn't concede a TD for three straight quarters
>win your first sb mvp at 30
be peyton manning, pic unrelated

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

Eagles fans would like to remind you all that Jalen Hurts is NOT a bus rider

Imagine taking her right there in the green room.

My Steelers :)

r8 the biqueens newest cheerleaders

Packers? Packers.

Kansas Shitty rednecks missed the memo because those flyover chuds couldn’t read.

>>150194303
JJ McCarthy doesn't deserve this. No one does.

>>150194303
You know I generally mostly stick to shitposting on here but uh.. what the fuck vikings? This is worse than the panthers cheerleader.

The fuck does this mean

>>150194324
It honestly doesn't matter anymore. You barely ever see the cheerleaders, ever. They show up on the broadcast for a grand total of 5 seconds.

which team does this reaction perfectly describe?

>>150194303
Male cheerleaders get mad pussy but clearly the retards in the replies missed the memo.

>>150194263
Just pay him, simple as

where did he go

>>150194355
giants last season

>>150194294
>have an Asian wife
Feelsgoodman

>>150194346
No it most certainly does matter. It is bad enough they let nonwhites on the cheerleading squad. It is a sign that shit is over and it isn't going back to good ever.

>>150194365
Okay I got like $125 in cash and some MTG cards I can give him, I hope that is enough.

>>150194303
This isn’t /pol/. There is nothing wrong with gay people. I’m happy that we’re one of the first teams to give gay cheerleaders representation.

Now that the dust has settled, what was the best game from last year?

>>150194282
Most recent game: blowout loss

>>150194388
>he thinks male cheerleaders are gay
Oh my sweet summer child

>>150194384
They could remove the entire cheerleading squad and you wouldn't notice unless you went in person. They do not care anymore and haven't for a while. The time devoted to the cheer squad is now about another betting ad.

>>150194355
Chiefsoids now. It's crazy what a year has done to them.

>>150194400
kek ask AJ Styles about that shit, he got tons of cheerleader pussy.

>>150194312
>fat brown hand
Average Chiefs hater

I’ve got type 2 diabetes and I manage it well.

>>150194386
It's a start

>>150194303
Based

>>150194401
You have missed the point so spectacularly twice now that I have to guess at this point it is purposeful and deem you brown and jewish until proven otherwise.

>>150194388
>This isn’t /pol/. There is nothing wrong with gay people.
This, but also >>150194364 and >>150194400

K A N G Z

>>150194388
>There is nothing wrong with gay people.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you subhumans sure are funny

>>150194434
No, I get what you're saying. You're saying that the lesbian jew alliance removed the white blonde cheerleaders to demoralize the white man and give control of the NFL to israel.
I am telling you that even if they were naked blonde porn stars the NFL would just show another better advertisement or the Lowe's Rimjob of the Game (presented by Lowe's America runs on Lowes).

>>150194449
>animal abuse

>Devonta Smith is a top 5 WR
>Dallas Goedert is a top 5 TE

>>150194346
you see em alot more if you go to the game

>>150194303
Why do they insist on acting like women? Gays are so fucking cringe.

>>150194456
>another better advertisement
betting* Sorry, I spent so much money on Draft Kings Sportsbook that I had to sell my glasses.

>>150194449
>a breed of dog that shouldn't be bred any further due to it having legit health problems from birth owned by a "human" who probably has legit health problems and shouldn't breed
Yeah it makes sense.
>>150194456
No that wasn't really what I was saying at all you angry brown nigger. But fuck jews and israel indeed.

>>150194339
I remember talking to Yandere Dev back in the day kek

>>150194449
Handsome ugly doggo

the kiwicel is arguing with some manufactured voice within his mind because nobody fucking says either of those things

>>150194364
I’m going to take a wild guess and say these fellas arent exactly into the ladies.

>>150194458
Goedert is a top 5 TE though
Smith is like top 16

>>150194458
>Devonta Smith is a top 5 WR
no Eagles fan said this tho

>tranny kiwi tripfaggot fondly remembers talking to pedophile furry online, posts about it in /nfl/
ok then

>>150194479
What are you implying?

>>150194494
I feel like there are quite a few podcasts with 2 gay dudes hosting it but good for them I guess?

>>150194483
Devonta Smith would be considered a top 10 receiver if he played on most other teams. He just happens to play with one of the handful of receivers that are better than him.

>>150194393
Lions vs Redskins divisional round

>>150194501
I would venture to guess they may enjoy the company of other men.

nth for
>shadman

>>150194494
I am genuinely shocked they are still together, I was expecting them to break up by now.

>>150194494
You can tell she got this nigga pussy whipped to all hell. God damn.

>>150194517
lions shittin their pants that hard disqualifies that game

>>150194395
Every team lost except the one team that wins a super bowl

Patty Cuckitini

>>150194511
I hate tua but I have wondered how well the two would do together on the phins. I wonder about stuff like Tua's brother or w/e playing too if it would help the guy be less of a retard. I'm guessing the only thing that would really help him would be his dad being on the sidelines to smack him upside the head though that may be why he's so concussion prone in the first place.

>>150194501
He’s just a retard who thinks that male cheerleaders actually care about cheerleading and not the free pussy.
His mind would be in an absolute state of disrepair if he learned that female cheerleaders don’t like cheerleading either and they clearly do it for secondary purposes.

>>150194525
I told you. They’re endgame. Taylor is ready to have kids

>>150194525
He's compromised as a man who has sex with men despite pushing a manly persona still. He's not going anywhere until he's told, just like when he got with him in the first place.

>>150194552
Taylor can't have kids with kelce unless they use a surrogate. 2 men can't have babies despite what reddit told you.

>>150194476
>>150194490
I'm laughing at the spastic at the end of the last thread who said this
>>150194058

I'm assuming it's the Chiefs autist

>>150194552
>Taylor Swift
>a thirty-five year old woman
>having kids

>>150194577
More like failure to appear - in the super bowl

>>150194584
My GF's mom was 38 when she got pregnant and her dad was 41. She only turned out a little spergy, but it ended up being a good thing :)

>>150194594
My very straight, heterosexual QB who really, really likes women is taking us all the way!

>>150194584
they can afford fertility treatment

>>150194584
She'll name it Hydro

>no no we swear taylor is a woman honest!
yeah ok buddy go football

now that the dust has settled, is Shadeur Sanders going to the hall of fame?

>>150194303
wtf vikings...

>>150194382
Then why do you always whine when she yells at you?

Travis Kelce has lost all of his aura.
The initial cause was accepting the Pfizer shilling job, which depleted his lifeforce drastically, the remainder of which was sucked out by the least appealing succubus in history with no tits or ass.

>>150194645
Career tragically cut short by a torn bussy muscle

I'm tired of having to beat off to Skyrim porn mods and sex simulator games like Koikatsu Sunshine. Why won't any girl fuck me. Where do you even meet girls these days, all of them are doomscrolling on instagram these days. And the dating apps are where the upper 5 percent of males compete for all the girls. Our generation can't afford houses, we're fucked. At least my Eagles won the Super Bowl.....

>>150194646
They are speedrunning catching up to the jets

>>150194660
She is a billionaire, isn't she?

>>150194607
9-8 wildcard loss

>>150194673
Yeah, actually no. I'm thinking a... divisional round exit...

>>150194655
Who says I do? Who says she ever yells at me?

>>150194716
You're gonna upset Kevin with this one cuhh he finna melty

>>150194700
Different anon then. Sorry

I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving bros. I can't believe it's coming again. What are you guys gonna be chowing down on?

>>150194393
i dunno i'd call it the best one but i really enjoyed that steelers vs browns snow game

hell yeah gonna be a good 2-15 season

>>150194760
Loneliness

Bro, the way she looks at him. It actually hit me emotionally cause I’m going into year 28 with no gf. I’m actually tearing up a little.

>150194784
This might be the brownest thing in /nfl/ in days. Dude is lusting after a man lusting after a dude.

How many this season?

>>150194818
NFL first 50-50

>>150194796
#Just chiefs things

>>150194760
China food...

>>150194818
0
Shedeur is going to be named starter due to Haslam being a fucking retard

>>150194764
This one was my favorite.
Thursday Night Kino

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang!

>>150194828
If I really wanted to be a fat ass on Thanksgiving and I was spending it alone, this is what I would order:
Platter of Sesame Chicken
Platter of Boneless Chicken
Platter of Sweet and Sour Chicken
Platter of Egg Rolls
Platter of Shrimp Fried Rice
Crab Rangoons

>>150194852
god damn Eddie

>>150194784
>tfw no tay gf

>>150194827
You know I'm not even going to make a joke and put that on chiefs fans. That is some straight up brown behavior.

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.

>>150194818
Pick sixes? At least 4.

Tired of bullying?
This is a Chiefs safe zone:
>>150143689
>>150143689
>>150143689

>>150194920
Don’t be disrespectful. You’re talking about an ELITE ball player here.

I'm happy Tua got a job with the US government just a shame he won't have a brain left by the time he makes it out of the nfl.

>>150194943
sounds like he's qualified for this administration

>>150194818
3 games before he gets benched

where's Gruden coaching next?

>>150194954
I can't believe you've done this.

>>150194955
I could see it tbqh. Browns have a rough first 4 game slate. If they start 0-3 or 0-4 they're gonna crater

>>150194923
Kek

>>150194981
>but SA flags are allowed
this made me laugh

>>150194346
still, having that as an actual aspect of your team/franchise is insanely embarrassing

>>150194393
>15 wins
>top scoring offense
>1 seed for the first time in team history

>>150195002
noooo it doesn't heckin matter because they aren't shown on the heckin screen ok!?

>>150195006
nah johnson threw that game

>>150194569
Devonta Smith is arguably top 5. It’s not really the point of the post, but as usual you try to quibble over tiny details to ignore the fact that you got blown out of the main argument. Let’s say Devonta Smith is only top 8. Ok. Big difference

>>150195006
Why did the Lions do it, bros? Why did they actively try to lose this game?

>>150195002
>>150195011
I never said it wasn't embarrassing. It is. I am just saying that the NFL clearly hates the concept of cheerleaders in general. I don't think they even care about it socially/politically, I think they just view them as either neutral at best (people don't care) or the owners/players harass them and it creates a scandal (Dan Schneider).
I can see them being phased out within the decade. They don't sell tickets. They only open them up to some retarded owner getting drunk and sending them a dick pic.

>>150195044
>no you don't see its ok they put trannies and faggots and brownoids in the cheerleading squads because they don't care and they are getting rid of it

>>150195028
Devonta Smith is not arguably top 5 and he's not a top 8 WR either. You need to watch more NFL games and more teams than just the Chiefs and Eagles

>>150195034
johnson was a fucking traitor, not the first time a coordinator stops giving a fuck after getting hc job offers

>>150194764
this is the correct answer, a close second would be kirko's 500 yard game against the bucs

>>150194978
the browsn are going to score 40 points total in these 4 games lmao

>>150195075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>150195101
https://youtu.be/MCT80HJWQ2A

>>150195117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NnxdZqPOE

>>150195089
that MNF game between the browns and broncos was also pretty entertaining

>>150195014
>>150195071
goof apologists make me sick

>>150195131
https://youtu.be/IxX_QHay02M?si=4fZVFsE3LCC2mKeV

>>150195153
im afraid jameis just makes for kino games
its a shame he's in such a packed qb room on the giants, might not get much playing time.

>>150194577
>>150194607
reggieGODS...our steelers time is NOW

>>150195070
You are completely detached from reality and it’s always surreal to see you make posts like this on the back of the most casual, idiotic takes
I’m familiar with the fact that you “predicted” Jalen Hurts to be a great QB which is why you have your fee fees wrapped up in every mention of him, you still lose the argument when you try to act like he’s not on a loaded as fuck offense and hasn’t proven anything
You want to quibble about whether Devonta Smith is top 8 instead of acknowledge the main point. Up to you. Most people would disagree with you about that too.
You want to laugh at the idea of Dallas Goedert being a top 5 TE, which unfortunately nobody else in the world would agree with you about, go ahead. Still: right up your alley
You want to keep responding to me and getting blown the fuck out, you have 30 more minutes. Do as you please!

>>150194978
lions is trap city. steal one of the division games, start 2-2 and then it's fade city from there on out

HOL UP HOL UP
WE DEM REFS

>>150195161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZzxN00QwKw

>>150195154
agreed but that doesn't forgive ben johnson for some of those play calls

>>150195164
>im afraid jameis just makes for kino games
he really does. he may throw a lot of INTs but at least hes never boring

>>150195183
the genny ain't ready for >OUR steelies

>>150194393
Razorcakes vs Rasms

>>150195200
the only one i really didn't agree with was the WR flea flicker on 1st down, other than that, his offense was very productive, outside of goof goofing.

>>150195209
>>150195153
I pray to the Lord to deliver me from pick sixes

Is the gayboy a bust?

>>150195266
can't be a bust until year 3

>>150195266
No. Jonson will fix him

>>150195266
it remains to be seen

>>150195266
busted in*

>>150194964
Tampa

>>150195184
You need to watch more games instead of making claims about player rankings that are completely wrong. It's that simple

>>150195185
Browns absolutely could steal some games from those 4 I'm just saying it's a rough start to the year and would be for any team. I think they had a great draft and I'm looking forward to seeing how they use both Njoku and Fannin. I hope we get one more good year out of Flacco but chances are he won't start more than half the season at most

>>150195238
There’s only so much Ben Jonson can do with a franchise like the Lions. You can only lead a horse to water

go football...

>>150195184
is this pasta?

>>150195328
Hell yeah, completely wrong. Nobody would ever agree with them. But notice you’re still quibbling, and can’t even do THAT correctly?
Let me ask you a question. Is Jalen Hurts being carried?

Hey guys the colts have a new menu item shaped like their logo!

>>150195373
Poop

>>150195385
n-no its a horseshoe!

>>150195184
kek you can't be real

Give AJ Brown Joe Burrow and he'd break records. It's not his fault he has a shitty QB like Jalen Squirts throwing him the ball.

>>150195394
Hey watch out that anon posts on /lit/ ok? You just wouldn't get it being a stupid sports fan.

>>150194214 (OP)
>Gruden wins key Nevada ruling in NFL emails suit
All anti-football pussies will be forced to kneel sooner or later

>>150195357
>stats
>stats from 3 years ago

again you need to watch more games. There are some incredible WRs in the league if you'd care to watch non Chiefs and Eagles games

If your QB didnt play better than a 3rd string recovering alcoholic that missed his rookie season then your QB is trash

Looking DIRECTLY at you, Kyler Murray and Blo Dix

Jets/Giants Super Bowl this year trust the plan

>>150195434
Steelers LEGEND Skyler Thompson did pretty good!

Steelers BACK UP GAWD Mason Rudolph lead a great TD drive!

>>150195442
kek

>>150195266
Wouldn't even let this guy work on my car. What makes you think I'd want him as a starting QB?

>>150195463
But would you let him work on your cock?

>>150195445
Rudolph is an underrated QB and would probably start on the Panthers or Jets. Hes not quality talent by any means but not sure what your getting at.

>male Vikings cheerleader already experiencing twink death
sad desu. His boyhole has probably already been blown out too to the point of being worthless.

>>150195416
You didn’t answer the question, and for the fifth time, choose to quibble. We all know why. Keep ducking and dodging. We all know why. Thanks for playing.

Finally, a tier list that doesn't include shoehorned biases or tiresome narrative pushing, only pure advanced analytics

>>150195478
I'm not being sarcastic or anything, I think Rudolph is a great backup QB and if old ass Rodgers get banged up for a game or two I won't be writing the games off like a lot of teams would have to.

>>150195472
It's only gay if we make eye contact right?

>>150195491
I'm pretty sure Caleb would make it gay regardless of what you tried somehow kek

>>150195484
anon josh allen is black though.

>>150195373
Wow that looks like shit, the color and texture are all wrong and I can't tell if that's supposed to be cheese sauce or mustard vut it looks awful. Maybe they're trying to go for truth in marketing, make it look like it was setting under a heat lamp for 5 hours before you paid $15 for it. Oh, and it resembles doodoo and doodoo is a more appropriate logo for the colts.

>>150195401
AJ Brown literally did break the Eagles franchise record for receiving yards in a season (twice) and WR catches in a season.

Micuck who?

>>150195484
kek what plonked metrics is this based on?

>>150195484
tua isn’t black move him to d tier

We all know why.

>>150195442
The NFL will dissolve before either of those teams ever even sniff a super bowl

>>150195539
Yeah but he retarded himself so he's equal to blacks now.

>>150195463
This nigga got some spunk in the trunk. This nigga be sucking penises iykwim

>>150195509
what does that have to do with anything?

Just took a fat, steamy Patrick Mahomes to the “super” bowl lads. That one was a double flusher.

>>150195484
I hope they never change Nix's profile, even if he plays until he is 40. It is just so funny.

>>150195530
eugenicstatistics

>>150195570
It’s AI, dad

Pipo be making super bowl predictions
None of yall know what's coming
This season finna shock the world

>>150195539
He is for purposes of comparing him to Herbert.

>>150195574
kek

I'm having a Chiefs first half in the Super Bowl problem. (I'm constipated)

>>150195484
>doesnt rate Dobbs
Shit list tbqhwyphamalam

>>150195530
Phrenological deduction

>>150195584
AI is making Caleb Williams act like a zesty faggot? Kinda gay he lets it desu

>>150195591
here lemme help

>>150195550
Don't ever lump us in with the Jets. I don't care how bad we've been since Coughlin got forced out.

Which team will have the silliest storylines this season?
The Bears will produce some memes for sure

>>150195605
KEK holy shit this is going to be a legit insult soon isn't it with kids/young guys
>"AI didn't draw me zesty bro, it said you were the booty bandit"
>"FUCK YOU TRAYVONDARIUS YOU MADE THE AI MAKE ME ZESTY!"
>"Nah bro I just said make Tyrone look cool and that is what it gave me I swear"

>>150195616
Mahomo sisters...

>>150195582
>>150195598
I get that all the niggers are at the bottom but why is Herbert more white Aryan Chad than say Sam Darnold or Trevor Lawrence? Neither of those guys seem mixed race or Mediterranean

>>150194303
I don't want to be homophobic or hateful but shit like this fills me with pure vitriol and i want terrible things to happen to whoever OK'd this

>>150195266
Can't wait for him to have to deal with Hutch this seeson.

>>150194303
Those 2 are the Viqueers faggots that spam their delusional "we winning the super bowl next year" copes

>>150195584
Not entirely.

>>150195703
We are winning the Super Bowl though.

>>150195676
I'm almost positive that is what they are actually going for for awhile now: anger instead of apathy.

>>150195673
Race has nothing to do with it just who is most skilled and qualified for the position.

>>150195739
kek x2

>>150195676
>>150195724
If you feel anger looking at the pure joy and gaiety of that video, that’s a personal problem. You should examine what it is about yourself that reacts with “vitriol” to young people spreading their wings, and taking flight. Like maybe the fact that you went nowhere in life, and are repressed homosexuals that wished you had lived your truth.

>>150195762
kek get a load of this gay brown tranny

>>150195627
cowboys early frontrunner

>>150195768
I am a lily pale biological woman

>>150195712
t. Cheerleader queer with 0 ball knowledge because he's paid to be a queer during the game instead of watching it like a man

>>150195786
Trip on Temujin

>>150195801
I didn’t say short brown fatass

>>150195801
My wife Temujin is a toasty California brown

>>150195786
kek you will never be a human

>>150195827
That's what the Lizard Emporer from Zenon 7 told Roger Goodell.

kyle murray looking like a bust and /nfl/ wants to talk about male cheerleaders

>>150195859
Who?

>>150195859
Kyle Murray was always an overrated arrogant little gremlin

>>150195859
Everyone knew he would a bust
So why was he drafted?

>>150195827
That is a despicable thing to say to a person. Apologize. Now.

>>150195976
>to a person
That is just it, I didn't say it to a person.

>>150195909
Because it doesn't take much to look better than Josh Rosen

>>150195028
>Devonta Smith is arguably top 5.
Had you said Top15 nobody would be crying, we all agree Eagles have the best receiving corps in the league but their top two WRs aren't #1 and #5 in the league, that would be impossible for any team to do (and AJ Brown is #1), especially the Eagles with all the weapons they have to spread it around to

In the NFC alone of course PFF has Devonte Smith rated behind #1 WRs JJ, Amon-Ra, Puka, CeeDee, Mike Evans, Drake London, and Malik Nabers)

But they do have Smith rated higher than the #1 WR for a lot of teams, including all of the following

NFCE
>WAS - if they don't keep Terry McLaurin (still a ?)

NFCW
>49ers
>Hawks
>Cards

NFCS
>Saints
>Panthers

NFCN
>Bears
>Packers

AFCE
>Bills
>Pats
>Jets

AFCS
>Tits
>Colts

AFCN
>Steelers
>Ravens
>Browns

AFCW
>Chiefs
>Chargers
>Broncos
>Raiders

If Devonta "the Slim Reaper" Smith was on a team were he was the only good WR and they forcefeed him, it wouldn't be surprising if he was a Top5 WR.

He is hitting his prime (age 26), and just had the best PFF grade (83.5) of his career last season. This is the dude that was drafted Top10 overall and was one of the most decorated WRs in CFB History
>2× CFP national champion (2017, 2020)
>CFP National Championship Offensive MVP (2020)
>Heisman Trophy (2020)
>Walter Camp Award (2020)
>Maxwell Award (2020)
>Fred Biletnikoff Award (2020)
>Paul Hornung Award (2020)
>AP College Football Player of the Year (2020)
>Sporting News College Football Player of the Year (2020)
>SEC Male Athlete of the Year (2021)
>SEC Offensive Player of the Year (2020)
>Unanimous All-American (2020)
>Second-team All-American (2019)
>2× First-team All-SEC (2019, 2020)

>>150195976
I’m sorry.

>>150195909
QB guru kliff kingsbury wanted him

>>150195956
Good. I hope this season is a fucking trainwreck, this team needs to not give Mickey Loomis any ideas about loading up and trying to compete.

>this motherfucker really wrote a whole ass blog about devonta smith
kek

>>150196004
...that you're such a fag.

>>150195608
nice hit my man

>>150196004
Good. *pets you*

>>150196000
neat-o!

>>150196026
Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>150196033
Gotta learn these bucks

>hahaha I’m sharing an obviously wrong opinion and am retarded haha!
>*explain why you’re wrong and retarded*
>WOW nice self own dude did you type that up on a TYPEWRITER, TOLSTOY? kek I won, I know ball for sure*

>>150195691
he'll brake his bussy against dem soyz in a blowout again because Dan Campbell is a fucking retard

>>150194263
He won't. Hayward has absolutely no reason to be doing this shit. He's already made enough money to live comfortably off of investments alone. (Unless he dumped too much of it into charity when he was grinding for that Man of the Year Award.) And even then, he has enough savvy and speaking talent to do pretty much anything he wants after he's retired.

>PFF (Poop Fart Football) says….
Stopped reading there

>>150196070
Kek based

>>150196000
>we all agree Eagles have the best receiving corps in the league

Who is "we"? I'd take the Bucs and Bengals WR corps over the Eagles if we're going 1-6. If we're talking just 1+2 then I'd still take the Bengals

>>150196000
>we all agree Eagles have the best receiving corps in the league
no we don't
>(and AJ Brown is #1)
no he's not

didn't read the rest of your post

the kiwi is 100% flag-hopping btw, I thought it was jokes but he really is
that explains why the mods keep catching up to him and ban-wiping him over and over

>>150196061
>seething at ghosts that weren't even involved in the conversation but stopped to laugh at him
KEK

jannysknee posted trans beavis and butthead porn which is worse than everything the kiwi has done combined

>>150196108
absolutely. record your voice one time, I want to hear you attempt an American accent

>>150196130
Anon legitimately what the fuck are you even talking about. My penis is not inverted.

>>150196143
yeah it’s not confusing. just one little vocaroo. you can do it

>>150196151
hell yeah brother

>>150196105
You are a genuine fucking lunatic. I'm not using any other flags. Every post by a Kiwi flag is me so far itt but sometimes there a couple of other Kiwi's that talk ball here. I'm not any of the USA or other flags. Seek help spastic

>>150196026
all that just to discredit Hurts btw

>>150196105
lmao its just some banter lil bro plonked

>>150196173
He now thinks everyone else are the same specific anons just because they laughed at him.
I don't even like or care about the philly faggots kek

>>150196170
ah well, it would have been funny to hear you try

>>150196168
atrocious uniforms
get your fucking shit together AFCS

>>150196188
I didn’t write the Devonta posts. unlike your pathetic flag-hopping dumbass, the posts coming at you are organic and by multiple people. you aren’t “laughing” at anyone, you are seething, sweating and hiding behind new flags

the kiwicel has standards. he will post his bare bussy for all of /sp/ to see but is too shy to post a vocaroo. Cute!

>>150196211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKyK6CAnjdc

>>150196216
what if he isn’t even kiwi… and just uses that flag for attention…

I think the kiwicel and the asylum escapee who thinks the kiwicel is behind every single post are the same person.

For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150196216
You're a fucking lunatic spastic who shits up every thread you're in. You don't even talk ball you just come here and have meltdowns and then accuse me of posting on VPNs and lashing out at people with USA flags implying they're me. You need serious mental help

lmao no vocaroo?

>>150196234
oh shit

what the fuck are all of you retards on about?

Devonta Smith being WR1 on 75% of AFC teams says more about the conference being a top heavy fraud fest than it does about Jalen Hurts.

and worst of all, the kiwicel could be any one of us.

>>150196234
>schizo arguing with himself online 24/7
i suppose stranger things have happen

>>150196256
the kiwi got lazy and too blatantly flag hopped to American flags to support himself after getting blown out by >>150196000

>>150196256
I just wanted to hate on Tua and my shitty dolphins...

Broncos Legend Brian Dawkins

Why would I post a vocaroo? You want to hear my voice to prove I'm actually from New Zealand? You think I'm merely pretending or something fucking kek I've been here 12 years everyone who is a regular knows I live here outside of a few years I was in Aussie. Stop being so obsessed with me you pathetic freak

>>150196239
Lol yeah he accused me of using multiple devices once

>>150196256
some schizo keeps trying to move the goalposts after saying Hurts has proven nothing in his career.

Steelers legend MITCH TRUBISKY

I wish both of the faggots would leave and go back to their discord.

Non-Kiwi here. I am hysterically laughing at the person who destroyed him, on the kiwi’s behalf. We are very much of a like mind. I think the kiwi is based, funny, and most of all, a good person. When I needed help to move my new bedsprings in, who did I call? Not the kiwi. For he lives wherever the fuck kiwis come from, and I am not there. I am here. America. God bless our kiwi, and God bless the troops.

id rather the packfags and viqueers be shitting up the thread than whatever this is

>>150196291
Why are you so hesitant to do it? You had no qualms about showcasing your bussy and presenting it to the totality of /sp/ but suddenly you don’t want to post a vocaroo proving that you’re not a mutt on a vpn?

>>150196291
no sweetie I don’t want to hear your atrocious thirdie accent, and you know that. you were asked when you were posting under an american flag to post a vocaroo. then you started cussing and acting bewildered same as you do under your kiwi emblem, and of course, did not post one.

I just don't really like the guy or think he deserves 50+ million a year you guys.

>>150196326
he's shit and is about to be out of the league in the next couple years

>>150196324
I think he’s American

Season is almost here, where's bahamanon?

>>150196333
I can't fucking believe it is his 6th year in the NFL and he's done nothing at all of merit. Truly incredible. The other tua wasn't even drafted he's stuck playing arenaball kek

tua gotcha seethin tua gotcha boilin

>>150196326
He is a mashed potato brain.

>>150196365
which one?

>>150196323
Because I don't have to. It's that simple. I don't have to prove anything to a mentally ill obsessed lunatic. You can keep @ing American flags accusing them of all being me for all I care but I also get to call you out for being a colossal mentally ill faggot

Feel free to keep melting down spazz

>>150196300
jesus christ, never show this faggot in my steelies uniform again

>>150196343
who knows, but he’s 100% flag-hopping. I didn’t even care but it’s just so obvious lol

>>150196300
He will never win a Superbowl for as long as Mike Uncle Tomlin is his coach.

>>150196092

1. A.J. BROWN, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
>A.J. Brown is the league's best wide receiver: Brown earned the league's highest receiving grade versus single coverage in 2024 (96.6) and leads the league in that category over the past three seasons (2022–24) with a 97.0 grade
>Brown dominates defensive backs across the board, but his success against single coverage is especially notable. He earned the highest receiving grade versus single coverage in 2024 (96.6) and leads the league in that category over the past three seasons (2022–24) with a 97.0 grade. He can win in every way, against any defense.

In the ESPN: Execs, coaches, scouts rank the NFL's top 10 WRs for 2025

They rated him #5 behind two in each conference - NFC (JJ, CeeDee) AFC (Tyreek, Chase)

BUT, that's just because, like they said, the Eagles have so many weapons they can't spread it around enough to everyone enough so it drags all their individual rankings down
>It's odd to see a top-five receiver here tied for 43rd in leaguewide targets last season (97). But those numbers for Brown were more a product of the run-heavy Eagles offense and didn't affect his high-end ability.
>Philly was 16-1 while averaging 31.5 points per game with Brown in the lineup last season. Without Brown, the team went 2-2 while averaging 18.0 points per game. Those numbers include Philadelphia's playoff run.
>"He's awesome," a veteran AFC scout said. "He comes up big when you need him, he's incredibly strong and fast enough. A nightmare to tackle."
>Brown averaged 3.3 yards per route in 2024, second highest among wideouts with a minimum of 75 targets. He's been so good that Eagles general manager Howie Roseman has paid him top-end receiver money on two occasions in three years.
>"Dealing with his physicality and strength is a problem [for cornerbacks]," an NFL personnel evaluator said. "At the end of the day, sometimes, it's really that simple."

>>150196365
this one?

>>150196348
reports are that he died of an acute semen overdose. very tragic.

>>150196391
he’s a fucking uruk hai

>>150196348
There was a Bahamas flag in here a couple days back but I couldn't tell if it was him. Didn't reply when I said some shit about pooa

>>150196352
>The other tua wasn't even drafted he's stuck playing arenaball kek
oh shit the european football league already cut him? lol

>>150196365
or this one maybe?

>>150196407
Nah he went to some team in the USA last I heard that was one of the arena league spinoffs on his own. It is just funny he was the top qb in his section of the college faggots and went undrafted. Tua made these motherfuckers paranoid of the whole bloodline.

>>150196352
Tua peaked in college, he'll be covering college sports with Tim Tebow pretty soon

>>150196425
He won't have the brain matter functioning left to do that he also won't need to he's getting 53m a year and is already 1 year down. Even if you take it as half that just gone between bullshit and taxes, then another chunk, we're talking 15-20m easy.

>>150196395
No mater what you think of Hawk Tua, he killed it with this fit.

>>150196405
I've seen one in mlb thats definitely not him

>>150196445
Please do not associate that jewish crypto scammer with Tua anymore thank you. I hate tua but c'mon its just rude.

>>150196420
yeah, after the Hamburg Sea Devils cut him June 14th

>>150196452
the sixers bahamian poster in /nba/ isn't him either

It’s hilarious knowing that if I saw the kiwi irl, I could easily beat his ass and make him cry in front of his ugly date lmao

>>150196452
>>150196469
Its probably him just trying to be "stealthy" kek, he posts on /pol/ too (or at least did last season) and he's very easy to get seething just like in here.

>>150196471
That is extremely mean-spirited and not the type of person I know you want to be.

>>150196488
kek

Has anyone tried anal? Was it good? My fiance wants to try it

>>150196492
it's great if you use lube, you should let him! cowboys fan btw

>>150196492
how big is his dick though? make sure to use a lot of lube bro.

>>150196070
LOL

>>150194214 (OP)
VAMOS

>>150196391
not reading that you fucking sperg

>>150196513
UH YOU MUST BE THE KIWI THEN YOU BETTER DO A VOCAROO RIGHT NOW

>>150196513
YOU JUST GOT HEEMED

>>150196492
Make sure you clean your butthole anon.

>>150196492
Not a Lions fan but it fucked me up for awhile, unironically. He wasn’t even that big

Hourly reminder that Brady played Hurts in the playoffs and beat the black off his ass

>>150196513
>>150196520
Do you think you’re clever

>>150196541
fighting shadows again?

>>150194373
Back to his own timeline

>>150196492
Me and my boyfriend are big fans. I love being the bottom. Go Chiefs btw

>>150196547
ok but who do you truz

>>150196539
Maybe thats why Mahomo has white children

>>150196520
>>150196523
>>150196541
sincerely what is wrong with you people

>>150196564
kek you got heemed

>>150196539
is that what made Hurts so damn autistic? still won't make up for the Foles ring lol

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
- the kiwi is a flag-hopper
- Temujin is a greasy brown male with AGP caused by anime girls, perpetuating his own meme that he’s a hot latina
- idk that’s all for now, any suggestions?

I miss him bronco bros :(

>>150196564
KWAB

>>150196580
I have always vehemently denied being a girl, stop pushing your shit just because JFFM has got you plonked

Temujin is a biological woman and my wife

>>150196581
>88
problematic
>side note: ewers on the dolphins (14) kept throwing to aj henning (88) and I was worried it was going to start the hall of costs again.

>>150196596
>noooo I’m not a girl teehee stop saying that :3
>*other hand* >>150196597

>>150196571
>Foles ring
imagine not having your starting QB, LT, DT, 3rd down back and still beating the GOAT in a Super Bowl
is that worse than losing to Eli....twice?

hah this season is going to be terrible

Niggas is out here collecting scalps tonight. Tough night to be an /nfl/ e-celeb

>>150196616
Why? What happened?

>>150196606
>You have to reply to shitty bait every time or you agree with it!

Fuck Temujin
Fuck bradysknee
Fuck Steelers Jannu anon
Fuck the kiwi
The italian anon is cool though.

>>150196621
>What happened?
Miami has the dolphins, the greatest football team.

>>150196625
why would you reply to yourself… you’re not the kiwi

>>150196621
>Why? What happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfsQItiJ90

>>150196596
>>150196625

>>150194584
>wants someday

>>150196669
ONE GAME

>>150196669
uh……….

Guys they are going to raise the price of the 99 cent arizona iced tea cans... its joever...

List the top 5 NFL franchises of all time

For me

1) Green Bay Packers (wouldn't be an NFL without them, most amount of championship wins, owned by the fans, global fandom despite the smallest market in the US, have had a multitude of elite Quarterbacks and literally dominated their division for an insane amount of time).

2) Dallas Cowboys

3) New England Patriots

4) Pittsburgh Steelers

5) New York Giants

>>150196616
Hey, come on, man. It'll take at least a couple months before Tua's crippling inability to function in cold weather becomes an issue. Until then all you have to worry about is him being forced into retirement by a concussion, but how often does he get those? And Tyreek will probably be playing hard because, you know, he...wants to get traded. And you still have those...guys. On Defense? There's someone? I couldn't tell you but I assume there's a guy there somewhere.

Yeah, I'm sorry Dolphinsbro

>>150196715
>5) New York Giants
kek

drake maye sucks

>>150196722
Unironically the phins defense looks tough as fuck this year. Their newer guys were putting in work also. I'm just shitposting about the phins but have 0 hope of them actually doing anything of course.
Regardless half the team will be broken by december as is the usual.

>>150194494
love milfs

>>150196743
sir thats a man

>>150196715
Why do you guys type up these long ass posts like you’re going to say something of interest and then it’s just blatantly bias and a waste of time. You really can’t just read a book?

>>150196760
Wait until you realize they always post "their team" like halfway down the list to try and hide it kek

>>150196760
I just wanted to make the case why the Packers are #1 but then I couldn't be bothered with the other teams kek.

The others are self explanatory in terms of historic success and popularity. Maybe you could replace the Giants with the 49ers but I still think NYG are criminally underrated in these lists.

>>150196783
kek

Is this guy gooning to this slop or something I don't get it.

Reminder Youngchad runs this genny

>>150196809
He's a Steelers fan.

>>150196842
dire.

>>150196391
>Brown averaged 3.3 yards per route in 2024, second highest among wideouts with a minimum of 75 targets.

Guess who #1 was?
>in greentext are the ones who had productions, but didn't get enough targets to qualify for the 75

3.61 - Puka
>3.60 - Rashee Rice, Chiefs (AFC)
3.45 - AJ Brown
3.07 - Nico Collins, Texans (AFC)
>2.98 - Marvin Mims, Broncos WR2 (AFC)
2.71 - Ladd McConkey, Chargers (AFC)
2.69 - Justin Jefferson
2.68 - Brian Thomas, Jags (AFC)
2.67 - Mike Evans
>2.67 - Christian Watson (Packers WR3)
2.62 - Jauan Jennings (49ers WR2)
2.54 - Zay Flowers, Ravens (AFC)
2.52 - Chris Godwin (Bucs WR2)
2.51 - Ja'Marr Chase
2.50 - Drake London
2.46 - DeVonta Smith (PHI WR2)

So there you have both the Bucs and both the Eagles top two WRs

All ahead of
2.46 - Khalil Shakir, Bills (AFC)
2.45 - Amon-Ra St. Brown
2.43 - Jayden Reed (Pack WR1?)

Here the Pack joins the Bucs and Eagles with two on the list

2.39 - Terry McLaurin
2.37 - CeeDee Lamb
>2.33 - Josh Downs, Colts (AFC)
2.31 - Malik Nabers
>2.31 - Chris Olave
2.28 - George Pickens

Here you could say the Cowboys have two on the list, but GP was with PIT last year

>2.26 - Adam Thielen (CAR)
>2.25 - Rashid Shaheed (Saints WR2)
2.23 - Jameson Williams (Lions WR2)
...
...
...
...
...
2.13 Tee Higgens, Bengals (AFC)

>>150196090

indiaGPT and slutslop teaming up to make sure this thread is just tranny shit from start to finish kek

>>150196875
slides my fingers up your hard cock, you like trannies, big boy?

>>150196887
THIS IS TO A REF????

>>150196893
he would never

>>150196893
No, Maxx Crosby

>>150196893
Monthly reminder this Canadian didn't know Bledsoe won half a playoff game for Brady's first Super Bowl run. He's a lifelong football fan and I'm not talking about USA football.

>>150196911
heem tired

>>150196913
I knew Andy was behind it

threadly reminder that cheap crappy ms paint/photoshop/gimp work is 10x funnier and cooler than any aislop. Anons who custom make shitty images for /nfl/ are cool people even if they like retard teams.

Why can’t NFC teams win the super bowl without superteam Mickey Mouse rings

>>150196943
Great example of a retarded team

>>150196947
You'll hear 0 disagreement from me there kek was just a counterpoint to the refslop above.

How happy were you when Eli stopped the undefeated season?

like for example look at this high quality custom work I did.

This thread is ASS

God is a Raiders fan

>>150196984
That's Sophia from Golden Girls

post something cool then

>>150196989
Nietzsche was right then otherwise my Raiders would be good.

>>150196989
That explains why the world is such a shitty place

>>150196989
which God? need to make sure I never convert to that religion.

>>150196996
does tua get concussions on purpose? wtf is his problem

>>150197003
Don’t namedrop Nietzsche babe, you haven’t read him and you’re a little bit embarrassing

>>150196984
why is this guy always so greasy?

>>150197016
miami is fucking humid

>>150197016
Florida has high as fuck humidity even into "fall" and "winter" which aren't concepts in Florida. Please understand.

>>150196991
fucking kek

>>150197016
Nu-metal fans always are for some reason

I'm superstraight and hate faggots but every 8 years I get an urge to lay with a man. It keeps happening around the time my Eagles win a Super Bowl.

>>150196944
because the refs fuck them over otherwise

>>150197033
he wasn't greasy before... the incidents started

>>150197045
BOOGIE NOOOOO

>>150197045
Footage of the kiwi's trip to USA.

>>150197045
Kek soldier field, right?

About to goon my cock and penis to this play fr fr

>>150197057
very fitzpatrick-esque throw

>>150197057
That's mesmerizing.

>>150197067
Nah. You are <3

>My team
Chiefs

>My secondary team
Rams

>My Super Bowl prediction
Ravens beat the Eagles

>My MVP prediction
Mahomes

>My rival team:
N/A. No team is worthy

>>150197083
>secondary team

>>150197083
>secondary team
>cucking for cali
You really are faggots

>>150197084
>>150197089
>>150197094
Everyone has a side chick they keep around for a rainy day. For me it's the Rams. They avenged us after we lost to the Bengals. Mahomes grew up watching Stafford's tape. It is meant to be.

>>150197097
lol

>>150197097
lol
Ok, faggot

At least I'm not a slut like the kiwi who roots for 4 teams
>Ravens
>Broncos
>Lions
>Probably Bucs

>>150197097
you're side chick is hate watching your rival

>>150197118
We've expanded the broship now includes the Dolphins. It's officially the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship. Get with the times

>>150196963
pretty fuckin happy man, i was 17 and the world was right in front of me and i got to watch tom terrific shit the bed against a literal mongoloid

pretty fuckin great night

hey tranny, you're not welcome in the dolphins fandom, we already killed bahamas we'll kill you too nigger.

>>150197131
>rival
It hasn't been much of a rivalry as of late. The Broncos, Raiders, and Chargers are our sons. We are like 35-5 against them in the Mahomes era and one of those losses was a flu game.

>>150197131
This

>>150197137
based
>>150197140
cringe

I'm trying to listen to "my team's" podcast and video discussion stuff this year leading up to the season and I hate how many "reporters" for all the teams now are these mushmouthed retards. Not even talking ex football mushmouth retards like on the nfl network and espn shows etc. just downright retards. Shit is rough. How do people watch this shit regularly?

where's burrow? hurts? purdy? herbert?

>>150197177
there is a reason tua is bad for this I'll figure it out eventually just wait.

anyone else hate the use of
>szn
for season?

>The winning lawsuit argued that Gruden was targeted in the alleged leaks and that "there is no explanation or justification" for why the correspondence of others in the league was not exposed. Gruden had previously vowed that "the truth will come out" regarding unnamed others around the NFL.

So they leaked racist letters by Gruden but not the racist letters of others? Letters like calling Arthur Blank a dirty Jew? Mocking Shahid Khan for being Muslims? Who do you think that includes?
Jerry Jones?
Jimmy Haslam?
...

>>150197189
There is a lot of stuff with the jags and khan that has been covered up by both the nfl and the local law in jax. Eventually it will all come out or at least most of the drug shit and I think it is going to surprise people.
>Funny enough AEW is involved, his son's wrestling company so the marks will love it.

>>150197177
At 20% Tua checks down at the highest rate of those on that list

They lost Alexander Mattison (who had the most receiving yards of his career last year with 300

So more check downs for

Age 23 De'Von Achane (who had the most receiving yards of his career last year with 600)

Age 22 Jaylen Wright out of Tennessee

Age 21 rookie Ollie Gordon II who won the Doak Walker Award as the best RB in the nation

>>150194281
Kek

>>150194282
>second best qb of all time

>>150194373
Only 37 and still active on social media, mostly random shit but he is gambling on preseason, he posted this two days ago

>>150197294
whats so social about it?

>>150197312
They get likes and comments and DMs
Yesterday he got 1,500 just for posting a picture teasing Brady

Pic related he posted just days after hinting at Gisele being unfaithful

>>150197342
based
not social media, him trolling

>>150197347
Once you go black...

>>150197350
you pay the toll...

>>150197355
hanging from a tree, on a noose?

My mom loves coconut

>>150197377
he's got a wife

I once climbed a coconut palm with Tua. We were both naked from the waist down

>>150197393
Ouch.

if he played for Seattle he would be Seahawk Tua, js

>>150197410
flag on the play, bringing up israeli crypto scammer cunt again, 15 yard penalty, repeat 3rd down

NEW

>>150188705
This. Lameme gave Allen the win but brought the game within 1 point to remind him who’s in charge.

>>150194303
imo they should have to show their midriffs and wear booty shorts js

>>150194243
Imagine being as narcissistic and attention-starved as the typical modern woman.

>>150194364
I don't care how much boypussy they get. I'd just prefer it if gays could leave at least one of our hobbies alone. They're already taking over video games.

new
>>150197536
>>150197536
>>150197536

500

>>150195708
All That money and he still has regular towels as floor mats