Mexico, I'm sorry for all the times I've been rude to you. You are an intelligent young man with depth to your soul. You have my respect.

Bitch I reverse cowgirl'd my dead daddy.

>>150195908
I like when he posts art with poetry, what a class act.

Y’all mind if I post Kody Steele?

>>150195554
Kendra Lust

>>150195908
No harm done, G. You’re a real one.

>>150195933
He's a bit cheeky or haughty sometimes, which annoys me, but we are all flawed. Enduring the schizos has me made realize he's a good guy and I now appreciate him more.
You're a good guy, too, Leafbro. Although I do think you are the same Leaf that often shitposts in various ways which are annoying and unfunny. But dealing with Spammy and the other freaks makes me realize that's not so bad, either.

Get a room

>>150195953
thanks bro, im looking her up now for a good video for when i heem my meng before bed 2nite

>>150195963
Mexicos not like that

>>150195968

*gets the heem room*

>>150195968
Good job nigger give them your soul

>>150195968
Stop dirty talking, sweaty piggy.

>>150195955
this dood has a flag of a bird heeming a snake

What do you guys think about rotisserie chicken from the store being a life hack? As like a diet life hack?

>>150196002
I ate your mom's rotisserie pussy

>>150195953
>>150195968
she never goes a2p and her titjob is bolt on tier so she is fated to be a journeyman despite her fantastic posterior

my ballsack keeps slipping out of my panties :(

>>150196002
cosco sells them for like 5 bucks, pretty easy meal of some of the week.

>>150196002
I think you need some bone-in BBC to spitroast ya lonely piggy ass.

>>150196037
Is that what you think?

>150196037

>>150196002
>>150196032
I hate eating chicken I'm not cooking at home these days. So much of it has that fucking disgusting woody texture and it can sometimes be stringy. When the fuck did chicken in this country become horrific chernobyl tier. It legit pisses me off so much. I wish the government would destroy every business that isn't using beautiful fresh juicy tender organic chicken

>>150196023
ive never seen any of her videos and i like (older) bogged women so ill check it out

>>150196050
Tf you think I just say, pig nigga?

Oink on a BBC and stfu, nigga!

Test

>>150196080
There’s literally nothing stopping you from looking like this

>>150196002
honeslty that rotisserie chicken with some cold pasta and/or garlic bread can be good for 3 days. but it seems like the kinda thing taht u would do once a month

i'm watching daredevil and i think this nigga murdock is a certified heemer

>>150196100
Stfu, sweaty piggy.

>>150196057
say something about the time it takes to raise a chicken to slaughter is down a lot like a big amount b

https://youtube.com/shorts/nPDi6gRYjpM?si=hBrtbPBQHgsQupDt

>>150196002
I bought a cleaver and part those chickens in 10 seconds. I then pull the meat apart and make chicken salad slop for sandwiches.

>>150196094
Xer bacon steatorrheaussy is too gaped, moldy, and prolapsed we afraid.

>>150196057
can always try ground pork with seasoning

>>150196125
I really should grow my own chickens. Aren't live eggs like 25 cents a piece? It can't be they expensive raising and eating your own chickens
>>150196147
I try to stick to fish and beef when I go out now

>>150196128
You have sex with men playa!

>>150196002
it's 2-3 meals for $6 and it's relatively healthy

>2-3 meals
uhhh what

>>150196114
shut up bitch

Fibonacci sequences nigga

a moment for Martin.

>>150196195
You always a sweaty piggy or only cuz I gotcha steamin'?

one rotisserie chicken is half a meal

>>150196225
Open stadium is an awful idea for mma
What if a bird decides to land in the octagon

One BBC dick daddy can get a whole lonely pig pen squealin'.

>>150196246
bird choke

Huuuuge fan of frappuccini consequences b

>>150196246
bird gets fuckin heemed

>>150196264
Sweaty piggy!

>>150196002
Good life hack it's a loss leader

What does spammy look like irl

>>150196283
yes brazza?

>>150196297
Like a naughty piggy...

Tell me I'm a naughty piggy...

>>150196297

heem a rotisserie chicken
heem two

TIP: an 8-0 UFC contender is an underdog vs a debutant from bellator

>>150196321
haha tip like penis tip

>Z-Zatdaddy...I thought you only lasted 1 round!!!

>>150196321
I need locks

>>150196321
People are going to once again be shocked when the bellator debutee looks like shit against a UFC fighter they arbitrarily decided was bad

Norma Dumont's backshots

>>150196321
>>150196366
God I can't wait for you fuckers to eat crow on this. Pico is for real

>B-Bantu Dick Daddy...I only have so many gapes to BLACK!!!

>>150196381

Aaron “Crow” Pico

Pico finna Picsplode on little Murph

Good beats evil

pico has been heemed twice and his shoulder will separate from his body if he throws too hard

not so fast khumsuck

Picsplosion imminent

>>150196428
>pico has been heemed twice
in fights he was dominating. he avenged one of the KOs
>his shoulder will separate from his body if he throws too hard
source?

Aaron “TJ Dillashaw” Pico

>pico will w-win this time!

...

Movsar would unironically have gotten his first ever UFC finish off of this guy

Aaron "A Grain Of Salt In An Olympic Swimming Pool" Pico(gram)

Aaron Pico was winning before he lost a 30-27 decision

“The Korean Zombie” Aaron Pico

>>150196440
>in fights he was dominating
He got knocked out 1 minute in to round 1

>>150196457
but he ducked

guzzle knox
just swallow it

Wait has this guy even fought a single good fighter

>>150196474
it was a dominant minute. he later dusted Corrales so stop harping on it

>>150196499
Henry Corrales is decent for bellator standards

>>150196499
he fought the jesus

Amazing win against *checks notes* John de Jesus? Wait who is that guy? Is this a real guy? Hey Jamie google "John de Jesus"

I will also root for the unremarkable decisionshitter. Once he shows that a bad and dead MMA promotion was bad, the validation UFCs superiority gives me will be immeasurable.

>>150196499
Two Gonzalez'?!

>>150196514
he died for our sins

>>150196504
>it was a dominant minute
You can just say you never watched him fight but are excited

>>150196517
literally this is how these jerkoffs are acting
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN AND BE GOOD IF I DON'T KNOW YOU EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WATCH THE SPORT IN THE FIRST PLACE AND USE /HEEM/ FOR SLIVERS OF HUMAN INTERACTION I DON'T GET IRL
be excited for a good talent and hope he does well for the benefit of the sport you miserable do nothing cunts

>>150196517
I'm not rooting for Murphy he's boring as shit
I'm just being honest with Pico's chances

>>150196532
Kody Steele bro!

>>150196531
I've watched every one of his fights. You're a subhuman cazoid who doesn't even know that OK delivered one of the coldest post fight interviews after that KO. Or that Pico hurt him bad before swangin n bangin like a retard and getting turned into a statue

>>150196532
Okay Mr. It was a dominant minute

Aaron Picogram

>>150196551
Watch what happens on Saturday and then say you were a Pico fan all along
>>150196537
Murphy has no urgency and no KO chance outside of a knee and he willingly backs up to the fence. Pico's style is a nightmare for him. I would be much more nervous if Pico had to debut against Emmett or something

Aaron “Dominant Minute” Pico

> OK delivered one of the coldest post fight interviews after that KO
No heterosexual man would type this

>>150196298
stop ducking and fight gamrot

>>150196583
you're obviously no authority on men. but he gave a manly speech

Aaron Pico was dominating those fights before he got booted into the stadium lights and electrocuted to death you dumb cazzies

>>150196576
What a dominant 10 seconds before getting his death simulated

>>150196576
bbbbbeast of a dominant minute

>>150196599
It's okay bro you don't have to defend your crush on heem.com

khamzat is a point fighter

>>150196601
Aaron Pico died?

>he gave a manly speech
This guy is gay

none of your miserable crabs in a bucket shitposting will change what happens to Lerone Murphy this Saturday
>>150196609
this is some real internet brainrot. Pico gets slept by guys like Silva and Topuria. Murphy just isn't special and Pico is a stud wrestler with heavy hands. it's a good matchup and his star will rise. you're a miserable hater

Farted myself awake

>>150196619
like anyone gives a shit what you think

>>150196627
You wouldn't be alive without your toots, would you?

>>150196627
ngl b I had my first completely unexpected loud old man fart the other day time comes for us all

>>150196620
factual post

Really bot helping with the whole gay thing by talking about how manly the guy is and calling him a stud

Harun Picoev

Anyone have the Jared Cannonier "lying ass freemason" tweet?

Aaron “Crab In A Bucket” Pico

>>150196627
Gm king

>>150196645
congrats on having fragile masculinity due to intrusive gay thoughts you can't keep down

>>150196656
Turn your monitor on

Aaron Pikachu

>>150196656
>>150196659
OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

>>150196659
fuck that it's 1am and I'm in bed phoneposting. I'll regret this tm morning

Leron Murco

"stud wrestler with heavy hands" is the new "Rare BJJ nigga who got hands AND power"

>>150196674
it's been around since Johny Hendricks if not before you absolute mong

Aaron Pico is essentially Johnny Hendricks

Aaron "Johny Hendricks" Pico

I love all of you

You now remember Johny Hendricks' failed restaurant that served plain lettuce and microwaved steak.

>>150196674
retarded new fag
wrestler with power is the oldest type there is

If Matsumoto is as good as I think he is, then he should whoop Johns.

Death to finland

>>150196321
all the "sharp" bettors are sniffing their own farts betting pico like they know something the rest of us dont. you can't understate how weak pico's strength of schedule is. he only fought one good bellator guy, who lost 4 in a row after pico got hurt and lost against him.
murphy 30-27 if not by ko because pico overthrows and leaves himself open to counters

Anthony Hernandez rare kickboxing nigga who developed collegiate level wrestling at Joey's Jiu Jitsu and Pizza

Life to Finland

just think of it YOU can beat the #1 ranked heavyweight fighter with the grappling you built up from the playground

Bro had to samefag his epic comeback

>>150196384
pico is like a poor man's o'malley lol
he could maybe be good, guy has skills and is coming into his prime. so far he's been a can crusher of the highest order

I'm going to move to Finland and become the Finnish regional atomweight champ

>>150196689
You are literally a somali

>>150196440
>he avenged one of the ko's
go watch highlights of that fight. the guy he fought was 37 or 38 and straight up fat, looked like he wasn't even training

>>150196714
I get where you're coming from but they are completely different fighters with a world of difference between their pedigrees. And Pico has had a much tougher journey into the UFC with some nasty setbacks.
Anyway, he's gonna put on a show and then I'll continue to live rent free in the neet bong's head for the next card.

>>150196721
you hope

Aaron "DC" Pico

>>150196694
I actually don't remember that b.

Murphy by having basic striking defense

Aaron "Nasty Setback" Pico

>>150196727
pico's bellator debut was the worst moment of his career. moment was too big for him. it will happen again. it's farcical he's getting a ranked fighter for his ufc debut. he should be fighting some dwcs shitter who is 0-2 ufc

>>150196724
I've seen all of Pico's fights. I get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. I call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Pico is for real.

>>150196719
Handsome nigga no homo
Time to quit mma and get into modeling instead

This Schaub….is about to explode
This Schaub….is brought to you by Takis

Aaron "Moroccan Regionals" Pico

Kody "Supermajority" Steele

>And Pico has had a much tougher
He was fighting guys like Adli Edwards and the Gonzalez brothers

>>150196745
you might be right anon but you're gonna look like an absolute retard if you're wrong

>>150196744
He's in a way different place now. I'm still nervous about him putting it all together smoothly (sort of like a minutes Blaydes) but Murphy is the best possible highly ranked debut. He has no urgency, is low volume, doesn't have powerful hands, hasn't shown good antiwrestling, and willingly backs up to the fence. This is tailor-made for Pico's style.
>>150196761
Who cares. I watch for the love of the game not because of what morons on /heem/ think. Real ones appreciate what I contribute. I never claimed to be psychic, I just like watching the sport move forward.

Aaron "Love Of The Game" Pico

Pico seems like the kind of dude who has hype for days then loses to C-Rod. Wrong weight class though

>>150196756
I obviously mean the nature of his losses. When you're 0-0 and fighting a guy that's 9-2, it doesn't matter if you might end up being the next GSP. That's a ridiculous jump.

I'm not getting memed into boying Pico there's just no way

RUSSIAN RONDA

>>150196766
>Real ones appreciate what I contribute
fr, no cap the kody steele meme is one of the best in recent memory

>>150196766
You really, really don't know anything about technique at all.

>>150196780
He put on a great fight, his and Rongzhu's stock went up, and everyone here will watch his next fight. It was a win.
>>150196782
Think what you want. Your opinion is of no moment.

Aaron "No Moment" Pico

can't stand this fag but he's dead on for the pico fight

https://youtu.be/Iu8xjycjpto?t=1504

Aaron "30 second guillotine loss" Pico

>>150196784
>Your opinion is of no moment
That sentence doesn't mean anything. No moment is not a phrase with any meaning.

keep an eye out for a kid named pico

Aaron "LucasTracyMMA" Pico

Boku no Pico?

I killed Aaron Pico with my penis. Sorry

>>150196798
And this is exactly why I don't care what people on /heem/ think.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/thesaurus/of-no-moment

Yeah there's this kid named Aaron Pico. Not a lot of people know about him. Guy destroyed Chris Hatley. Yeah, THE Chris Hatley. Look out for him kid could be a problem

Aaron "I don't care what people on /heem/ think" Pico

>>150196811
Revved

>>150196818
props for knowing who Chris Hatley is

>>150196811
i minored in english and i've never heard this idiom

>>150196784
Rongzhu styled on that nigga fr

I wonder if we get Pico vs. Pitbull in the UFC. That would be a cool full circle moment.

Aaron "Pitbull" Pico

>>150196806
Fuck you

This guy is of no moment.

Umar of no momemt

>>150196830
no chance they fight

>>150196748
Turn on your monitor…

Aaron ‘Newgrounds.com’ Pico

will the streams be affected by ufc being on paramount?

Aaron Pico is beyond reproach.

>>150196826

>>150196794
Moon take was fantastically retarded. He brought it back with the corner yelling and clapping tho

Aaron Pico was a baby in Afghanistan that Luke Thomas just couldn't bring himself to kill in a fleeting moment of compassion in an otherwise viscera filled life

>>150196857
guaranteed there will be streaming/app issues with the first couple cards
paramount app is buggy as fuck on my smart tv

>>150196734
https://m.yelp.com/biz/bigg-riggs-steakhouse-midlothian

I don't even watch MMA, I just say the dumbest shit imaginable to make myself look smart

>>150196776
>this guy is 9-2
bro the guy was a part time fighter hand picked to get heemed by pico lmao

>>150196892
You'll fit right in here

>>150196895
Idk if he was part time or not but find me another highly touted young prospect he made his debut against a guy with that type of record
Geoff Neal was a part time fighter until a few years ago. should a good prospect that's never had a pro fight not lose to him?

Aaron "Handz Of Kody Steele" Pico

>>150196907
You overdid it. Just "Handz of Steel(e)" would've been cleverer.

Aaron "You overdid it. Just "Handz of Steel(e)" would've been cleverer" Pico

Aaron "" Pico

>>150196902
he was part time. freeman had a 9-5 job

>>150196919
like I said, that's not the most relevant fact. you ignored everything else because you're emotionally invested in winning an internet argument instead of considering context. internet brainrot

>>150196857
there will be more options now

Aaron "Internet Brainrot" Pico

I have never farted myself to sleep

>>150196922
that's literally adding context

>>150196919
>>150196922
Pantoja was running Uber deliveries all the way to becoming a champion. such a facile point to make

>>150196931
guarantee pantoja was still training full time. freeman was not.

pico has lost 4 times as a large favorite. #5 coming saturday

>>150196929
anon, please stop doubling down on being an idiot. whether you believe in Pico or not, it won't change however Saturday night goes and I will continue to post about prospects I think are worthy of watching

>>150196931
Pantoja fights child sized humans that I could launch into the tiger enclosure if we were to ever visit the zoo together

Aaron "Facile Point" Pico

I dreamt I was watching the Dricus vs Khamzat fight, in the gamethread here. Captchas were gone due to the paramount deal. First round was in some kind of medieval torture chamber, Khamzat came out strong, caught Dricus twice in a choke but big Dric toughened it out and got out. He gave Khamzat some kind of Batista Bomb. Second round starts Dricus sprints at him with a sword and cuts his throat one hit zeem.

>>150196886
>>150196923
sry i meant for illegal streaming

Aaron Pico "De Gallo"

>>150196940
just pay the $7/mo you fucking leech

why is this card in particular a magnet for the mentally ill?
This is starting to rival the stipe vs ngannou buildup for mental instability

>>150196939
oh yeah forgot to say second round was in the woods and they were both wearing armor. sword and shield

>>150196936
you would get publicly embarrassed by unranked flyweights and be turned into a worldstar meme

yjk he's absolutely pissing his pants for cantender series tonight

>>150196940
yes exactly, more people will have it, more options for streaming

>>150196948
Kiss his ass. Respectfully.

>>150196949

>>150196954
actually I'll be busy with work so you'll have to wait until I catch the vod AND the UFC books an impressive winner's debut matchup

>>150196954
he's talking about me

>>150196949
BDS

>>150196949
probably because this is the most mentally ill main event in a long time. truly sickening.

Aaron "Impressive Winner's Debut Matchup" Pico

Aaron "Contender Series VOD" Pico

Aaron "only picked by galaxy brained Real Ones who follow small promotions and know way more about MMA than everyone else" Pico

If ufc were a planet it would be uranus cuz im bout to kick it

>>150196951
I'm an adult, no shot

>>150196981
Kody f*ckin Steele!

You follow small MMA promotions. I follow the pubic lice running around your mom's anus.
Levels.

Bellator was a direct competitor of the ufc before coker ruined it

The real seethe is gonna start when Shamil Musaev comes over.

JON JONES IS OUT COLD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shamilk Moosaev's big fat titties

Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.

>>150197010
they help generate big fat KOs

What do you guys think of CLD? That guy is pure violins, never been finished, I hope they give him a top 10 soon.

Aaron “Shamil Musaev” Pico

>>150197013
no props for forgetting who Murzakanov is

>>150197013
this is true
ufc has 14-15 terrible fight nights per year. gotta find 170 fights for those

>>150197013
Jamahal Hill

>>150197019
Creative striker but not a minute winner and fairly easy to take down. Doesn't seem to be any danger on the ground. I like his bladed stance elbow setups set up from a low base. He seems to usually hit them bluntly too, not to cut.

Aaron “Creative Striker But Not A Minute Winner” Pico

>>150197030
kek

ShaMEAL

>>150197013

so ur hate watching? lol lmao

>>150197019
>pure violins
he absolutely is not
he's had multiple fights where he's crushing a dude then decides to point fight instead of get the guy out of there

>>150197013
>>150197051

pathetic faggot rofl u got nothing going on ?

>>150197013
HOWEVER

>>150196948
shut up paypig

>>150197095
omran is lebanese and tuf isn’t cantender series you mongoloid

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T PAY FOR THINGS WITH MONEY YOU HAVE IT MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR NOOOOOOOOO

Sorry canada, you couldn't have known you were stepping to a Real Hood Nigga™

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/201499-magomedkhabib-umarov

>goes undefeated
>heems THE Chaabran Omran and Christian Leeroy Jenkin
>disappears
wdhmbt?

>>150197108
died in ukraine

>>150197103
Don't think so.

MMA has the dumbest names of any sport. NFL is like
>Josh Johnson
>Lamar Jackson
>Josh Allen
MMA is like
>Goratkerimov Azerbaijanikov
>Fhloston Paradise
>Nermanjargal Tumendemberel

>>150197116
are you 12 years old and culturally retarded?

>>150197117
No I'm 42 and culturally retarded

dricus du plessis

>>150197122

I'm from the future

Khamzat humiliates DDP. Takes him down in less than 30 seconds and talks to Trump while he's dropping elbows. DDP turtles and it gets waved off 94 seconds into the fight.

Khamzat misses weight by 1.5lbs tho. He never wins the belt. Retires next year when he has to get half his liver removed. DDP destroys Imavov, RDR, and Fluffy back to back to back.

>>150197133
Why would Trump be in Chicaga. Delete your post

>>150195882 (OP)
What is this an image for Joe Rogan?

>>150197138
he doesn't need to be there for Ratlip to talk to him

Chute boxing a devilish Dvalishvili but I'm about 20 minutes from the Apex and fear this one will spill into the streets

>>150197112
Decimated that dork

i'm from the past... where "dricus beats adesanya" was a joke post
and yet all along there was a kid named dricus waiting to reveal his potential

I'm from the future.

Khamzat knocks out DDP with a single punch, climbs out of the cage and shoots a double leg on Trump screaming "DEATH TO ISRAEL ALLAHU ACKBAR" and manages to choke him out before getting taken out by snipers.

Trump wakes from a coma days later and issues a posthumous pardon to Chimaev for being a real one.

...NAH FUCK THAT!!

>>150197138
I'm not supposed to share this, so keep it to yourself...Trump enacts martial law in major cities and inserts his own fascist GOP leadership in every major blue city in America.

I've from the present. I have just shit myself.

>>150197152
Gayest post of all time award

>>150197159
monitor

>>150197161
We don't sign our posts here monitor!

>>150197155
We know that already but whys he in the 'raq

>>150197166
Turn me o- wait that's gay.

chael says he's been invited to watch dricus train for khamzat and he will be reporting back soon

>>150197124
I'm super jelly

youre takin erythang i worked for, muhfugga

7.7 billion bitches

The hood will win on Sunday

Update: made it to UFC headquarters just in time dropping a nasty Nina Drama in the Dana White

Dricus via exhaustion

Dripcuh

Dricus by tko xD

khamzat by reality check

>>150197228
haha get it? its cuz the company is named tko

DrDisrespect said that Khamzat wins. That's all I need to know.

>MVP fight week
Time to enjoy his slutty Muslim wife again

white house card confirmed for cbs

>>150197252
Post her arse

>>150197252
where is her hijab?

>>150197262
I used it to wipe my meng in the morning it's in the wash

>>150197262
she's eating it

Prime Tony vs prime Goobs

ngannou OWNED the sand mines

>>150197235

OOOHH

>>150197318
why the hell stricklel is still no 3, he should way lower or be cut immediately

>>150197318
I often forget that Caio exists.

>>150197326
rip

it's time for us all to admit that middleweight is stacked

>>150197325
he's #2 actually

>>150197346
i count champ as no 1 but still, strickgaped is way too high

Rankings should start at 2 because the champ is number 1

>>150197325
Bitch Sniffland is really pro jew you guys and Ari hears him

>>150197353
He's beaten
#1 Imavov
#4 Adesanya
#10 Allen
#12 Costa
#14 Magomedov

undefeated against Muslims btw

>>150197362
khamzat will maul this racist chud

>>150197362
all those guys are bums

all these mw talks got me thinking
does abus and imavov speaks german/french with funny accent like other brazzas have this funny accent when speaking english?

>>150197386
I remember reading somewhere that Imavov’s French is dogshit, no idea about abus

>>150197386
You'd think german is easier for ayrabs than it is for nigels what with the similar sounds I've heard nafris speak french like inner city youth speak english

>>150197395
abus have a jootub channel, he speaks almost entirely in german so maybe our resident german can say something about it
https://m.youtube.com/@abusmagomedov7815

>>150197325
No way motherf*cker he’s ready to f*ckin’ DIE in the cage. He’s crazy!

Jab jab jab jab

>>150197418
i wouldnt know anythang bout dat, bee

>>150197432
*teeps n jabs u 2 duhzeesyun*

Pronto para matar

>>150197463
If you look hard enough you can see Aragorn holding a great sword

>>150197386
Not really.

>>150197500
ok cool, just wondering

>>150197480
Monitor veli

fluffy hernandez is the fat horse of the division

>>150197510
There's a typical thing where Immigrants pronounce some word endings different and Abus makes some minor grammar mistakes, but that is to be expected when talk multiple languages daily. So nothing brazza specific.

>>150196886
>paying for a streaming service
>using a smart tv app
holy niggercattle

>>150197571
so he's cattle because he chooses the industry standard method of watching content? not for the reason that he watches that content in the first place, which is the same thing you do considering you're here.

>>150197554
I see

>I am the r-
*nervously looks around the thread
*stops myself from saying 'real'
>-American poster... o-of heem

>>150197463
>Pronto para matar
Marone!

>>150197679

>clitty cage explodes

>>150197625
What are you blathering

will khamzat show respect for the south africa national anthem?

>>150197679
youre not welcomed here
we dont like your kind

>>150197755
I don't know either probably vpn

>>150197013
What kinda ragebait is this?
off the top of my head
omalley
jdm
dawson
hill
caio

>>150197869
>dawson
made it too obvious there b good try though

>>150197755
you can't explain to me why watching ufc doesn't make one cattle but watching it in a certain manner does

Gonna watch UFC from my Nintendo Switch 2 when it arrives

>>150197894
Because of the smart tv are you mentally retarded

A-Aaron

>>150197900
Not now mustafa we are having an internal dispute leave the kebabs and soda by the door cheers

>>150197869
So, only JDM.
Got IT.

Leron "bitchmade" Murphy

>>150197912
O'Malley beat the bw goat decision machine though

O’Malley got knocked the fuck out by chito

watch out for that chito kid that kid will be something someday

O'Malley should have been much less disappointing than he was if only any warning signs were there from the beginning but I was distracted by Snoop "Doggy" Dogg being cool ans relevant to notice

the brain damage to christianity pipeline is real

khamzat is on borrowed time

Snoop Finland Fi-iiiiinn

>>15019792
Are you talking about Yan or Merab? Since both of them are decisuonators. Because he robbed Yan and lost twice to Merab.

Choosing "bitchmade" as a nickname is wild lol we appreciate leron murphy's honesty

>>150197939
Gamebred is pretty funny too George like most miami worms has no self awareness or hespect

the virgin depression vs chad schizophrenia. lock them both in the octagon and only one will come out.

>miami worms
bro you're finnish

there's only one man who can defeat khamzat

And you don't know anything about miami or cuba so get back to the kitchen and make me my goddamn chicken korma and garlic naan

diddy p finna freakoff on that boy

> when you forget what side da liver on

>>150197962
Talmbout Dr Anthony Faustian-deal-with-the-devil?

Tristar Gyn

Jon "Bones" Jonas

I don't hahe schizophrenia the whitecoat satanists misdiagnosed me. Khamzat for the win.

>>150198002
If you want I can kick their asses for you

This is Jiri Porchakza. The man who became a man who wouldnt be good but there's no one that fights like that guy. Today I'm finding out what make comfortable from uncomfortable: YOu can use his difference between his technique and my technique

>>150197260

>>150198018
Jon POV vs Aspinall btw

Pathogenic dricus

whilst khamzat was training in sweden with somalians, dricus was training in africa with bantus. there are levels to this shit.

Soon we will have a swedish champ. Chills

I would die for this man

>>150198033

>>150198045
No I'm gonna keep illegally watching Michael Chandler develop dementia pugilistica for my entertainment

>>150198089
?!

>>150198084
You wouldn't even follow him

>>150198092
What was unclear?

>>150198094
I wouldn't but that's not me fratello hh

UFC 500 Hap vs Ace battle of the Ages

There are no ranked fighters representing Sweden in the UFC.

>>150198090

We do have a polish champion though

>>150198127
true Islam did concede his belt to Gamrot when he ducked him

They are all ducking Gamrot the Great

>>150198045
wouldn't have to pay to watch chandler on the prelims anyway

>>150198116
if uk countries get to claim every fighter from their islands then the nordic countries should be allowed to do the same
which uhhh... still leaves them with 0 ranked fighters

Ilja Topuria began his mma career in Finland

Micheal Chandler vs N1gletstomper

there will be 8 simultaneous Australian champions before the end of 2026

beating the fuck out of a few Finns does not a Finn make

Shaavikko Rahkonen is quite literally from the Greater Finnish Empire

shavkat is held together with duct tape

>>150198170
You'd be surprised

>>150198177
Not to mention the swan of tuonela Zhang "Megis" Weili

Finns look weird

>>150198212
MONITOR XD

wtf happened to shaubcat, dont tell me ian mcgarry buck his buck to retirement

>>150198225
Then I won't

Islam Makkonen

Joni Jones

Juho Joonas

Duty over life.

>>150197362
Almost none of those guys were even ranked when he beat them

Leone Murphy is free money

Lenni Murpea.

hi ari im not paying

im gonna pirate but good for you that you might get more sales from this

Tomala Harrispinall ducked Jon Jones.

>fighting the #1 ranked challenger instead of a retired faggot is now ducking

>retired faggot

But enough about Tomala.

*taps the rankings*

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

*taps the piggies bacon bussy*

revved

No AI necessary

Could it be... Jones is gay?

talkinbout jon jones gay
dricus literally is on camera kissing men

>>150198402
My itty bitty piggy clitty starts leakin' too when I see Jondaddy's BBC print creepin' through.

Mmmm....

>>150197980
Moshe tanked that shit

I see lonely sad piggy gettin' hangry fo he biological BBC dick daddy.

What has /heem/ become? I mean really, look at the state of you.

>>150198475
I just want a BBC dick daddy to fill my bacon bussy up.

>>150195998
That's dope. My family crest from Ireland is an eagle heeming an fish

Pakitranny and it's consequences have been a disaster for /heem/

khamzat has excellent takedown defense, but is it enough to stop dricus?

When the daddy loads start grumblin' in ya pancreaussy.

Call that a raped bitch moment.

>>150198514
Kek wtf

>>150198519
he mistaked /heem/ with his family group chat

>>150196450
Yes. Murphy is essentially UFC's version of a PeeFLator style fighter. The way to beat him is with an actual PeeFLator fighter.

>>150198524
I use was/raped by my sexy dead daddy pronouns.

>>150198402
So he's actually a fag..

>>150198566
Jondaddy knows how to get lil' piggy white boys to squeal real good.

>I'll SHOW you where you're fr-ACK!!!!!!

>>150198570
that's a muslim man from the caucuses thoughbeit and jon appears to be the bitch in that situation

I'm shitting and it's hurting

We can't.

>>150198570
Yeah that's >>150198402
a white boy, thoughbeit... Unfortunately he's the "daddy" in that relationship b....

>>150198510
Nothing can stop du piggy from boppin and squealin on daddy dick I fear

What was going on earlier?

>>150198598
That's a piggy white boy.

You're Indian.

>>150198402
jonny boy looks like he has submitted to him against his will kek

>submitted to him against his will

>>150198632
he's the happiest he's ever been in his life

You guys would be happy too if you had that many boyfriends.

>referring to a fellow muslim as "piggy white boy"
bit haram don't you think

Asspigger's 'tard son

I reject it.

>>2677487

The real story is that these mountain muslims cannot stop touching on Jon. I haven't seen this many muslim fighters hugging on someone since Mini Khabib.

>>150198383
He's quite the little diva bitch now that he's the "champ". He's become more cunty in all his interviews. It's embarrassing to watch and pathetic to see. Jones is still dominating his every thought. You can tell when Jewelwani brings him up. He visibly starts shaking.

>>150198647
I'm Jewish.

>>150198669
Why did you post this

>>150198361
>Just false hope
>red-nosed from crying
Jon broke this man.

>Saaaaaaaar Jon Jones splits open white boys saaaaar!!! He ducked Tom saaaaaar!!! Jon will fuck the white boy saaaaar!!! Look at his meaty thrusts saaaar!!

>>150198669
>>150198677
>the ganecel is gay

>>150198677
All me

>>150198686
Please keep talking about Jondaddy's throbbing BBC spitroasting piggy white boys.

>>150198402
This appears to have revved the joncord terribly

>>150198697
We love talking about sexy Jondaddy tho.

Lots of India Derangement Syndrome going on here

Jon Anik's resting heart rate

>>150198713
It is impossible to experience unjustified hate towards indians

Jon Snow the warden of the north

Anyways.

Jondaddy's thick hung like a horse drippin' and throbbin' BBC!

Mmmm mmmmm mmm!!!

the world of mma is all about narratives
but at the end of the day, the fight is the only thing written down

this speaks volumes
https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/1955247927040844260

Who is the most "bullshit blazing" fighter on the roster?

>>150198715
Do all ad read guys do coke?

Indians are just people trying to live their life and make it

>>150198767
Doesnt understand it because he is a fucking retard who unfortunately reproduced and made more retards like himself

>>150198775
That's a huge problem for me, chief

>>150198775
They can do that crap far away from me though

If only there was a huge land rich in resources for them, and where nobody would complain in you spit in the floor. You could even name it after what they are.

Oh

/heem/ - Homosexuality and Indians general

Dricus Du Plessis.

>>150198844
Enough of that

only 10 hours until dana white's contender series begins. don't move a muscle.

Beast of a thread

>>150198791
Indaddy dementia dookie too stank for ya snout, playa?

>>150198913
I prefer nepalese food

>>150198917
You prefer ya Jondaddy's BBC dick daddy juice I'm afraid.

Mental illness

>>150198874
This french MW and the Australian kid look promising on paper

>>150198933
'Fraid so.

>>150198933
Demonic stem

Ethereal wellness.

>>150198951
>>150198951
>>150198951