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HOU: Astros’ manager Joe Espada told reporters on Monday evening that Josh Hader was held out of a save chance due to left shoulder discomfort
TEX: Wyatt Langford went 1-for-4 and launched a three-run homer on Monday, helping to power the Rangers to a come-from-behind 7-6 victory over the Diamondbacks in extra innings
BOS: Roman Anthony went 2-for-5 with a two-run homer against the Astros on Monday
DET: Spencer Torkelson clobbered a go-ahead solo home run off the foul pole in the ninth inning on Monday night, powering the Tigers to a 2-1 victory over the White Sox in Chicago
KC: Salvador Perez went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer Monday in the Royals’ 7-4 victory over the Nationals
MIL: Jose Quintana delivered a strong performance in Monday evening’s victory over the Pirates, allowing just one run on three hits over six frames
STL: Pinch-hitter Brendan Donovan delivered a two-run double in the bottom of the eighth to propel the Cardinals past the Rockies 3-2 on Monday
NYY: Giancarlo Stanton went 2-for-4 and hit his 11th homer Monday in the Yankees’ 6-2 defeat of the Twins

based drunk blonde chadres stacy
https://x.com/spencergh2/status/1955115125850939875

>>150196156
why wouldn't they be? its anonymous of course everyone is going to be a complete cocksucker

Pls post Campero injury, normies haven't put it on youtube or social media yet

Jints? Stunted on!
Only one game back now!

>>150196204
Thank fuck the game is over. I hope she's not back tomorrow.

GG Vagiants, see you tomorrow. Mason Miller is demonic, can't wait to see him as our starter next year. Also hold the line Angel's ;~; 1 game back?

>>150196214
I can’t answer for why people act the way they act. I was just replying to someone that was talking about bad fanbases.

now they are scared of neto...

>>150196228
I was laughing every time she showed up, just amazing nobody stopped her that whole time

>>150196197
you obviously weren't here when Muncy got hurt or when any Dodger player gets hurt. either that or you have a very selective memory.

So which thread is the real /nu/? Next time let a dodgerschad bake /nu/

brown spic tranime edition

>>150196238
>>150196228
you're brown sanchez

>>150196247
Dodger fans said nothing about the injury today too.

More like Fakespie
>>150193805
>>150193805
>>150193805
Bakespie family reunion here

>>150196279
that's not what I was suggesting. I'm talking about outright joy and mockery. you clearly either haven't been here often or selectively read through the threads.

[PALPITATIONS INCREASING]

>>150196311
I'm not saying that people aren't rude to dodger fans and say awful things about them, I'm saying all fanbases other than a few are. Mariners and Cubs fans spam but they're not cruel.

if this is the crybaby thread then the other one must be the real baseball thread

gg Angels
see you tomorrow

>>150196311
>>150196319
>>150196334

cool thread op

mariners

>>150201626
What ever happened to this chick?

>>150201718
detransitioned. works as a plumber now. still loves those m's

its up
https://youtu.be/VbJHZRKRKls?si=oyl9isHj9Sn-Haj4

>>150201706
up in da club

FAGGets kek!!!

Okay Bravesbrahs take a moment to pause all the gay stuff to tell me about this loser.

>>150201840
Da next Feel Ick Hurn an Dez

im already calling it an asterisk year. every team is bad

>>150201900
Holy cope

Strikeout Leaders in the World of Baseball

>>150201927
>one of these teams is wiining the ‘eries

>>150201927
never said shitty teams couldnt go on streaks

>>150201927
good
frauds
frauds
frauds
meh

Based 2hu fuckin em!

Luis Gonzalez mindFUCKED Joe Torre

>>150201977
doyerpacos hands typed this post kek

>>150201997
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>150201927
three of these teams swept the mets

Based 2hu fuckin em!

Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>150202049
Based brucru fuckin ‘em!

>>150202039
Step right up and gape the mest!

cope on 'em, poodre!

stunt on ‘em chadres

Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>150202014
Tony Womack mindFUCKED Mariano Rivera

Arizona mindFUCKED Mike Mussina

Manfred mindFUCKED the DH rule

Who is the MindfuckERG?

mitchell MINDFUCKED clemens

Based 2hu fuckin em!

Major RJ vibes, /our/ ace

its ippei the rat's fault again

>>150202285
you can run, but you can't hide. JD is inevitable

Who is Mike Stanton (OG)?

I’ve accepted my Doyers are shit. I’ll be rooting for the Brewers to win their first ring once the dodgers are eliminated in the wildcard.

Padger's!

>>150202484
Nice selection job you fuckin retard

>>150202484
Root for the Padres, paco

>>150202484
Nobody repeats but the ‘99!Yankees.

>>150202555
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150202484
This but unironically. Been waiting for them to turn a corner since after the first month of the season but they got too complacent playing mediocre ball.

>>150202506
Kino

>Major League Baseball today announced the schedule for the 2025 Postseason, which is set to begin with each of the four Wild Card Series on ABC, ESPN and ESPN2 on Tuesday, September 30th. Game One of the 2025 World Series presented by Capital One on FOX is scheduled for Friday, October 24th at the home of the League Champion with the superior 2025 regular season record.
theyre not even trying to hide it. openly bragging about the script

>>150202577
KEK what a joke

>>150202506
let's do it

>>150202506
how many times will crusty old SHIldT chimp out this weekend?

>Ump lets them pitch while manager is arguing with him

holy kek, never seen this one before

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMEM3ODoctM/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=a9eb2637-37af-458b-be8c-ad037156df18

>>150202795
This will be Doc and Shildt meeting before G1

We need to call up Sean Reynolds for the Dodgers series, he's extremely tall and won't hesitate to knock out dat fat funky manlet Muncy if they dare throwing another fastball at Tatis Jr. Which they will.

i am fucking excited for padgers this weekend anon

>>150202819
fake and gay AI sloppa

>>150202705
>filtered by .500 teams
Doggie doo ‘em!

>>150202923
remember when all those kind hearted investors offered to buy destroyed properties within a few days after the wildfires there?

>>150202977
Nope it's real
https://youtu.be/MQbN1qlFSo8
https://tht.fangraphs.com/ted-simmons-and-the-bizzarre-brawl/

assad and amaya back
trust the plan...

>>150203027
I thought it was obvious I was joking tho it did actually occur to me that it's only a matter of time AI is used to generated authentic looking vintage material

>>150203049
I thought you were serious because AI is being used to fake vintage footage. It's actually a big problem on Instagram

>>150202923
kek

>>150202934
They have a much deeper farm than you do now, I wouldn't get into a bean-off with them.

Realtortani

>>150203011
Ohtani will be extradited to Hawaii to face charges

>>150202934
If I was on the Dodgers I wouldn’t even throw at Tatis, he’s a non threat this year. I’d much rather throw right at Machados shins

>>150203011
same shit happened in LA after the fires earlier this year
imagine if ohtranny was involved in that too

cody bellinger

>>150203086
IL ‘em!

>>150203064
I'm old enough to remember when Ted Simmons was still playing and have seen this footage before. I'm trying to find acceptance with my feeling that this tech is going to shape our perceptions of what reality is. I feel like younger generations stand less of a chance.

>>150203116
In old enough to remember when Fred Lynn used to regularly mindFUCK the Yankees.

>>150203011
>>150203100
Stop noticing this kind of stuff

>>150202923
Ippei is in jail and Ohtani is still committing crimes what’s with this nigga

>>150203138
I feel like I remember him hitting a homerun on the first pitch of the season one year or was that Dwight Evans maybe?

>>150203116
Future generations are actually fucked. You can't close Pandora's box. AI video is already good enough to fake grainy surveillance camera footage, it's going to be good enough to fake anything soon.

>>150203102
many are saying this

>>150203143
>Ohtani is still committing crimes
not for long. 4chan's evidence against ohtani is rock solid and almost ready to be presented to kash patel

>>150203037
Glad to hear Amaya finally returned

>>150203153
Yup, that was Dewey on opening day.

I’m rock hard imaging Ohtani’s agent and Ippei the Rat getting a double dose of Bubba’s BBC in prison. Trying to bring Ohtani down, we’ll show you

>>150203154
I feel that way also and think older people are just going to feel even more alienated from the hustle and bustle than they already would have.

>>150203167
Fred Lynn had a grand slam in the ASG one year?

>>150203164
His presence in the lineup has been greatly missed he’s turned into a really nice player

2 bongs until mariners baseball
>>150203173
Photoshop already mindfucked boomers.

>>150203154
It’s crazy that technology has come so far yet I still have to live with balding and a slightly below average penis. And people actually think there’s a god…

>>150203201
kek. true dat.

>>150202795
One of the sillier chimpouts during a Padgers series to me was last year when Dave Roberts changed pitchers, then Padres naturally pinch hit knowing who was coming in, then Dave Roberts tried to change pitchers AGAIN before the batter even came up only for umps to tell him to fuck off and he spazzed out over it. I don't remember which game it was, I just remember how silly it was that he really thought he could just do that

>>150203207
Go dodgers!

>>150203220
Right on!

>>150202934
typical poodre mindset, wanting to resort to violence.

>>150203207
I don't remember posting this....

>>150203207
as long as you're maintaining your weight you're ahead of the curve.

>>150203098
Machado would actually charge the mound, that's why pitchers don't throw at him that much anymore.

>>150203214
Dave Roberts still feels massively slighted by the Padres passing him over during interviews

friendly reminder that chikaner got the vtumor
>>150196238
banned so if he posts in the next 3 days he can get hit for evasion

>>150203214
I thought as long as the reliever doesn't actually get on the mound he's not in the game and you probably could change pitchers still.

>>150203207
a twice divorced buddy of mine told me the other day he's done with the real thing and is going to get a sexbot eventually.

>>150203266
t. chikaner

>>150203214
there was an incident like that when they had the guy who pitched from both sides and they made him declare a side because the batter was a switch hitter who just kept changing over also.

My chadres finna win tonight

>>150203334
Chadres!

Stunt on ‘em chadres!

>>150203347
this man should be banned, report him for avatarfagging (ban evasion isn't an option anymore)

i sure love baseball :)

lets go *checks notes* phillies lets go *clap clap*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS
MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIIISE!

>>150203389
Baseball has me on the edge of my seat!

eat shit dodgers eat shit *clap clap*

>>150203376
I want MVP Trout back, is that too much to ask?

Shohei Ohtani eats dodger dogs the long way

>>150196184 (OP)
deport ohtani and give schwarber the mvp

Dodgers are < .500 post all star break. a stankeedoo level meltdown is due. however they will survive because all threats for the last wild card spot are also playing like shit right now

>>150203433
Based

test post lets go test post *clap clap*

>>150203489
'toid activity

did any la bros ever eat at pizzeria called side pie in la

>>150203489
She fucks black men

>>150203551
I exclusively eat tacos and korean food
go doyers

>>150203431
Angels could easily sneak into the postseason. Some of their guys have been really hot and they have a lot of talent.

>>150203551
No. I’m scared if I run into Andy Dick

>>150203589
I have gallons of Korean BBQ sauce from my old KFC job.

>>150203489
I want a hot girl that does this for me

>>150203489
I hate zoomers so fucking much
their entire life purpose is social media attention

Stunt on 'em angelchads

why the crap isnt amaya in the lineup
ENOUGH
ENOUGH
ENOUGH

>>150203664
What game are you watching?

>>150203670
i aint watch diddly doo just looking at my team's lineup

>>150203664
Cubs lost the deadline

>>150203682
If you think the Cubs lost the deadline that means the plan is working. I'll leave it at that

>>150203635
And that's a good thing.

my twinkies are bouncing back today i just know it!

>>150203635
Ok. Picture this. A wife, but with the fierce loyalty of a doggu

>>150203697
Hoyerpaco cope

Faggot Mike in the outfield! His first back-to-back defensive start since 2023.

>>150203792
Rice behind the dish.

>>150203733
That's AI right?

Will the Cubs disappoint?

>>150203834
yessir

>>150203334
>>150203347
Can you please be quiet this game? Your voice is quite irritating moco-chan, everyone's talking about it today

Was told Alex Call was discount Kwan but since joining the Dodgers he’s had back to back multi strike out games and gotten hits in one of his eight games played. Is Friedman the worst GM ever?

>>150203808
filtered, I saw this on the internet 18 years ago

>>150203889
Dodgers lost the deadline.

>>150203891
how long do you think AI has been around?

>people were seething at the banshee from last night
I found it quite funny besides its Oracle Park. The mics there will either pick that up that, someone saying something gay or some retard seething about the giants being ass

Top 5 Aura Moments in MLB

1. Volpe’s game-winning grand slam in Game 4 of the World Series
2. Judge’s first career World Series home run
3. Judge and Stanton hit back-to-back homers in the ALCS
4. Jeter’s jump throw
5. Final out of the 2000 World Series

Portland Pines

>>150203986
based aura and hype moments yankeedoos

>>150203986
adorable

Giménez returns

>>150203986
I heard this was the moment John Carlo's mind fucked Manny Classy into throwing his career away with bet366

>>150204020
top 10 worst anime contracts — most injury-prone player

>>150204020
Fellas…the division lead is waning on all fronts.

>>150203207
Atleast you're white

Al Albuquerque, the greatest relief pitcher of the modern era.

>Almost every Jints hitter today has positive matchups against Nasty Nestor
I swear, Niebla better have turned this man into a machine in the time he's had between his start against the sneks, this is a game he has to win.

>>150204060
He's stuck in concussion protocol purgatory, but at least this is better than having a Rizzo situation

>>150203889
>spent a trillion dollars on players that either suck ass or are constantly injured
kek

>>150204146
But enough about the blow gays and Jorge Springs

>>150204138
>rizzo
Far too early to make that call. No updates on his return, right?

Cashkiddies hate what they don't understand

>>150203986
Nope
Now picrel, that's aura

>>150204184
>>150204194
Oh haha, buddy’s mad.

>>150204181
word is, he's still waiting for Cole to cover first base.

Henlo Mariner frens! <3 hope you have fun here at Camden though obviously I dun want you to win. <(^-^<) theres tons of good shops nearby and food.

>>150204213
Division lead status?

>>150204242
Oreos 4 games behind flappy rays @_@; we's flying along.

>>150204262
Yup. Baltimore is on fire and they have talent. They won't stay down there for long.

>>150204276
It is unfortunate we lost the other day but that was because of one bad pitch, it happens. Athletics are pretty decent though was fun. I had went with my church group to the game.

Mariners tho

First ballot hall of famer Josh Naylor

I need to stahp putting in random periods in sentences :/

>>150204316
what are you, a women's prison?

I just got here what happened?

>geno swings at bad 2-1 pitch to rob naylor of another stolen base
>strikes out next pitch
come on geno figure it out

Attempting to repeat a WS is very difficult. The other teams are too hungry and we simply don't have what it takes. We'll try again next year. I shall be backing the Mariners in the AL once my doyers are eliminated in the wild card series. Now is not the time for anger or coping... it's time to accept my doggies fate in this world and watch Ohtani hit his career high homers in a season.

>>150204328
>gave up assets for Ou Henny Oh Swar Ez
Ya lost the deadline, ya just did *shrug*.

>>150204326
Randy first pitch single
Cal first pitch popout
Randy stole 2nd
Julio ground out to 3rd
Naylor RBI single
Geno K

>>150204342
Naylor has been so good it has more than canceled out Suarez being shit

>>150204352
Facts are facts!

>Guardians broadcast rattling off betting odds while they're in the middle of a betting scandal
never change, baseball

>>150204346
>>150204352
Based

O'sbros...what happened to Mountcastle and Rutshman this year? They both suck

>>150204321
No. Sounds dreadful though, worked in a jail for a few years for fun but dunno about staying

Thinking about watching the Mets tonight

>>150204369
The curse of manny Machado

>>150204369
Mounty literally just got back from injury less than week ago, Adley though no idea hes been colder than cowser and usually it's amoosing to see him hit the ball but hes not either

Yeah, I'm thinking epicsauce kirby outing today.

>>150204379
Steve Cohen is at the game for the fear factor o algo, so that might help. I heard he's pressuring Soto and Lindor to perform.

>>150204393
Epicsauce!

>>150204400
I do this.

this is the year the mariners win the west

>>150204400
>an anonymous bettor put $1m on Ohtani groundout to open the game
Huh

hello zaddies

>>150204400
are funyuns good? never had them

>>150204414
Proof

polo slap!

>>150204417
false flag
mariners fans on /sp/ are the least faggoty, least degenerate fans

>>150204431
you got my ass...

Is detoilet going to lose the division

>>150204426
Vegas

>>150204437
Yup, Indians and White Sox are heating up.

>>150204426
>fundie defending the billionaire
KEKINI

>>150204419
they're okay

>>150204419
Do you like the taste of toe nails?

>>150204426
no bookie takes $1M prop bets and if they do it would not be public knowledge

>>150204438
>>150204443
Give a quick screenie for this weenie

>>150204419
They're okay but not ground breaking typical onion taste. :3-

>>150204441
This is problematic, they go by toid Sox now

good afternoon mariners nation

>>150204419
yea they're solid. a very strong yet pleasant oniony flavor.

>>150204448
Mine or someone elses?

>>150204450
Inspected, not same

>>150204458
the mariners are winning the west

>>150204466
Taiwanese women, to be precise

>>150204458
ga

>>150204468
Doubtful

>>150204411
>this is the year the mariners win the AL*
FTFY

ITFCB

>>150204458
I kinda wanna see Kirby vs our Cow and Orange Bird.. Poe and Allen will be referees

jp gidpford :(

>>150204419
they're the best but will rip open the roof of your mouth if you have too many

Is Sandy Alcantara the next Jacob deGrom?

Love me Mariners
Love baseball
Love coffee and beer
Hate dogs
Hate tattoos
Disinterested in Asian women
Simple as

>>150204483
Edgar Allen Poe was a peterfile who groomed his niece

>>150204468
many are saying this

>>150204497
Opinion on the Nintendo switch and Microsoft Windows?

CC in the booth!

>>150204497
das rite

>>150204503
My nephew has a Switch and it's pretty fun
I prefer Windows and Android to any Apple product

>>150204506
In a true 50/50 raffle, the winner donates their winnings.

Please win.

>>150204506
absolutely would, need to keep an eye out for her at games.

>>150204506
winning the raffle must be nice...

>>150204497
Love me Orange Ducks, Lve baseball, love protein shakes and soft drinks, love all animals I have a tarantula, a ferret, 1 cat and 1 pupper. I have no piercing or tats and I love asian women.

>>150204506
she's not that cute but god damn i love redheads so much bros

>>150204519
>pupper
Gay aura

GO MARINERS!

>>150204497
Why even live on the west coast if you are not interested in Asian women

face down azz up that’s the way we like to cub!

>>150204519
>love all animals
Signs of a well-adjusted human being.

I like my own dog and cat but I’m not the type of person that pretends to love all animals some of them are annoying

>>150204553
what's the story behind this
was this a dare by spenny or something

>>150204536
Got it from my nieces and nephews desu I had seen way too many Bluey episodes >__<

>Brock Stewart just changed into street clothes and left the visiting clubhouse.
Another great deadline pick for the Los Angeles Dodgers

Singles and Tucker gets an extra base hit.
CZECH EM!

>>150204571
I’ve contacted the proper authorities

>>150204506
red hair is so ugly, just dye it

>>150204561
idk man they do nothing for me. Zero sexual attraction. I'd take the redhead raffle girl over any "hot" Asian girl posted ITT

Go Mariners!

It's time for Yankees béisbol.

>>150204577
WHERR IS HE GOING??

>>150204506
Go Mariners. Imagine getting to pull off those Nikes and peel down her high-vis socks and sniffing her stinky sweaty feet after a long evening selling 50/50 tickets at the ballpark.

>>150204570
its from the who can annoy the most people episode

>>150204497
Why do you keep posting the same thing? Do you want to be a thread celebrity? Do you need attention

>>150204567
Only animals I love are catgirls, but I’ll settle for the right doggirl- fuwawa bau bau

>>150204583
I've contacted the pupper authorities

>>150204584
>prefers the black hair of 5 billion people
Red hair is the rarest and most beautiful hair for a woman and frankly it is not fucking close

>>150204400
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

>>150204606
LMAO KWAB

>>150204503
Gamecube and Win7 for me please.

>>150204595
You all doing 50-50 thing too? Is it whole Mlb?

>>150204611
Reddit

>>150204602
kino i've watched that show a bunch and I either missed this episode or forgot about it entirely. gonna have to give it another watch through.

>>150204602
oh so it was at yankee stadium i assume

>>150204577
he's busy

>>150204561
Because he himself is obviously Chinese or some shit, look at what he posted

> Mark Shapiro wouldn’t comment on contract negotiations with Rogers but said:
>“I want to remain here, and I can also say that both Edward (Rogers) and Tony (Staffieri) have been reciprocal in that desire.”
10 more years, maybe more.

>>150204606
I've never posted this. What are you on about?

>>150204431
Is that why marinerfags are obsessed with a man’s ass?

>>150204622
Not that anon but I think basically every major sporting event/team does a 50/50. The minor league hockey team I go to does a 50/50 and has for years.

>>150204644
TIL.

>>150204642
wdym?

>>150204642
>mariner fans use Cal's nickname
>rest of /mlb/ makes 50 posts per thread about Recker
yet you call /us/ obsessed with a man's ass lmao

and it only took him six pitches

Rodonny on the bump

3 up 3 down
WORTHLESS

Should I skip the mets game to watch charmed? They're probably gonna lose anyways.

Cal isn't very good when he gets behind in the count

>>150204654
You’re both fags and need to die

wasnt even close what was that umpie looking at

It’s time for shitty faggot cocksucker lifeless cubs baseball

>>150204672
Sorry bud. I don't project latent homosexuality like (you). Every accusation is a confession.

>>150204642
Kelenic gave him the name, he was the one obsessed with Cals ass.

>>150204577
Friedman masterclass

>>150204681
raped his ass

>>150204672
fuck my boricua ass

nice throw

STANKEEDOO 'EM!

right there at the letters blue

Attaboy Shawzy

Why are the >mest so terrible

>>150204683
Mariners legend Jared Kelenic

marimetsiants

Rodon please

>Wan Joto
FAGGets lel!!!

Ball one, right down the middle!
LMFAO! End your own life you worthless piece of garbage

>>150204722
good eye good eye not your pitch

>>150204668
Still would one in middle, other two bat guano crazy

>>150204722
that's how I pitch to bottom of the order scrubs in mlb the show

Philthie kek

>>150204709
Eternal loser mindset and an astoundingly bad pitching staff

umps screwing over the phillies big time

>>150204720
He’s back to 2024 shape!

It's 100° out here I am strongly considering watching the game indoors with ac.

Kepler needs to die

>>150204727
disagree

>>150204735
They still to this day have to pay a guy who retired from baseball lmao

First pitch hit, take some notes Seiya and Tucker you worthless shitters

>blowzuna
that was a nasty pitch though

Gay Holmes did it his way

[SALAMI ALERT]

NYY VS MIN
BASES LOADED
0 OUTS

>bases loaded nobody out for Keaschall
nice of the stankees to let the kid get his first major league grand slam!

>>150204722
Student of the game

Yankees bros it’s not looking good

>>150204743
O.o It says 90F for Baltimore an Seattle where bee that it's 100?

>>150204761
How cute

rodon melting down

>>150204709
cheap jew slapped together a rotation because he thought soto, pete, lindor, and vientos would carry the team by hitting 50 home runs each

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150204710
He's shitting it up in AAA right now I think.
>>150204743
"Only" 90 here but I've got the shades drawn AC going at 69 while I think about cooler days.

Great pitch to out economics there Rodonny.

>>150204775
how can you call a dude cheap when he gave one player almost a billion dollars lol

All smiles

>>150204779
I loved when it snowed in Seattle.

1 run is insurmountable unfortunately. Gg blue berds gonna enjoy my evening these pussies don’t deserve another second of my attention

STANKEEDOO 'EM!

DP!

TWINKIES SCAAAAAR

Kirby faced the minimum through 3
Zero hard hit balls
>brettygud.png

Yankeebros it’s over

>>150204795
gg, bro

I miss Girardi. 28 one day.

>>150204795
I'm quitting if we don't have grab a run within the top of the 2nd

RIZZ TV PBP
RIZZ TB PBP

>>150204810
28 came and went brotha

We were supposed to be coming out of our “important players on the IL” arc. We’re cooked man.

rick in da (tv) booth

Streamlined are retarded

vgh

Singer perfect game through 4.

>>150204797
>>150204803
>>150204805
>>150204810
>>150204837
Holy retard alert, Rodonny bounced back.

>>150204836
Rick's keeping his distance from the Australian, very smart.

>>150204786
Come back to the WCL

>>150204851
took him over two dozen pitches

>>150204854
Doesn't want to be annihilated by Hyphen's southern hemisphere antigravity

Carson Smelly sigh vgh...

>>150204851
I’m just saying I miss Girardi not saying the game is over

>>150204786
Neat. Henlo Oregon fren! :3 I dun meet many of ye.

>top 4
>leadoff hitter on 3 times
please score again M's

>>150204855
conquering the pacific empire now bud

Judge I kneel

>>150204832
Yankee LEGEND Josh Donaldson.

I want sex

DA KING IS BACK !!!

Just throw him a strike, he’ll get himself out. I guarantee it

FUCK

>>150204836
rick wearing a toupee? looks like a rug

>>150204864
o.o what do ye mean?

Ranger Suarez really shooting himself in the dick on what is his free agency year.

THE SLEEPING GIANT

HAS AWOKEN #99

>faggets
kek

Deport all brown pitchers

We got something going in Cinci

>>150204888
You’re supposed to rise

Julio loves getting out on the bases

it should have been a called third strike at the letters to end the inning instead the faggot umpire called a pitch with the dot inside the box a ball and suddenly the reds hit a two run homer. this is almost nfl level rigged.

Nice catch Lukes

JUDGED
U
D
G
E
D

A STANTONIAN DOUBLE

Thought Rice mighta porched that one damn

>>150204926
>>150204929
perfect throw tbqh. can't steal them all

Any team that struggles against the twins AAA backup squad honestly deserves to miss the playoffs

>>150204936
I’m thinking based

>>150204938
He's been dubbed the unluckiest player on this roster.

whats the point of sitting directly behind home plate when you are just going to be looking at the back of the catcher and umpires head the whole game?

Geno fuckin blows M'sbros where do we go from here

>>150204950
You're there for the ump show

FAGGets kek!!!

>>150204950
lol i started rooting for us to not swing the club. 9 pitches in a row. Happ is good at drawing walks though

>>150204950
Yelling so loud you get picked up on every broadcast and annoying everyone

Damn Assad got fat after he lost Syria, all that stress eating

>>150204952
2nd half stats
>21 games played
>87 plate appearances
>.169 average
>.241 OBP
>.670 OPS
>27 K's, 6 walks

A clementian strike out swinging

The audible disappointment from the crowd when it was just a double

Everyone told me Ty France was shit, how come he can't stop hitting now

Ripken's ironman record is actually insane tho
How do you not get hurt in 16 years

1-2-3-inning for Rodonny

The Dodgers have been rubbing it in everyone's faces that Ohtani got away with gambling. They are so confident they made their lineup "Ohtani Betts"

not even close

>>150204990
Ty had a few offensive spurts in Seattle but his defense was so fuckin bad that he was a negative WAR guy when his bat struggled

Blow gays kek

Another day another kino brewers game

Henner Gunderson double :(

>>150204994
He would often hide it -at least according to Billy and Ryan his brothers but dunno if true. @_@

One scoreless for the pitching is like winning the world series to stinkee fans

bad call by the third base coach, Happ played that off a single hop

cubs truly are defense merchants

Remember when Jeff McNeil won the batting title?

Kirbybros...they're hitting /us/ hard the 2nd time through

McNeil rage quitting in the dugout lel.

>in 7 games with the brewers, Lockridge already matched the amount of RBI he had in the 47 games he played on the Padres this season
Now if Nasty Nestor delivers, I will say this trade was somehow mutually beneficial

Ced dunks one!

>>150205042
go on kirby, dubstep 'em!

>>150205034
bodes well for the playoffs
unless manfred wants juiceball 10-9 games

>>150205014
His defence has been great this year, 7 OAA at 1B. Really turning it around, I can see why the Jays traded for him.

>chicano teams (cubs, marlins) all losing
>only white teams winning
>browncoasters dont play for 2 hours

sigh

>>150205063
He wasn’t that good, needs to put on a plate carrier and drop 10. Recker was always right.

gotta respect dem cubbie bears

>>150205058
I95 frens have to stick together!

>>150205059
Good for him tbqh.

Mets!

remember when spencer strider was good? i member.

>>150205059
Good for Ty. Can't say /we/ were upset to get rid of him in Seattle. He spiraled bad after a couple good years

this bum shoulda skipped leg day

>>150205060
Stinkees aren't white they're italians though

where the cubbies posters at? I demand maximum cubsposting while in my ballpark

Gayves kek

dom slap!

batygods robbed...

Spencer Stider kek

>>150205085
they're just finishing up sucking cock they'll be here in a minute

>>150205058
I suffered half a decade living in that shithole city and would never NEVER support a corresponding sports team.

>>150205093
Kill yourself

Canzone going the other way. That's pretty neat!

Mets gonna retake the division by the end of the week lol

>>150205093
Love yourself, and post more koreans

A proferían PED catch in the of

VOLPE BOMB
TWINS KEK

I'm thinking that zone is a little high ump!

dangit bo

>Brock Stewart already gone from the Doggies
So the Dodgers literally went net negative in the trade deadline despite buying?

wtf did Swanson just teleport

VOLPE BOMB THREE RUN HR

>>150205111
clumsy

jp gidpford is bad again

GIDP Crawford

Marinergidp owo; love ta see it.

Apologize

>>150205118
haha bean eating panamapaco

Suarez you bum.

>>150205130
nothing wrong about beans

>>150205118
AYO

Grish liner, onto the twisn blowpen

Frelick dinger, we are fucking unstoppable lmao

the braves aren't even gay though...

>Brock Stewart is going on the injured list with shoulder inflammation, Dave Roberts said
Friedman has bombed so hard this year

>>150205114
Left shoulder inflammation. It was a high risk trade and we got cooked, Friedman knew what he was getting into since medicals were delayed for him.

Gonna take a walk

GAY BRAVES LMAO

BARVES HAHAHAH

barves jej

barfy doos kek

>>150205151
Have a ball

Kek gay braves lol!

>>150204994
retard

>>150205145
>>150205154
I don’t know what to believe anymore

Attaeye shaw! attabat!!

blue gays your color commentator is absolutely awful wtf

HARDER

>>150205167
I watched him and boomer call the 1994 opening game between the mariners and indians on espn.

the boys are looking good so far! hopefully we're finally about to break out of this rut

>>150205183
It’s over for the Yankees

nu?

Nu?

wow profar is an absolute dumbass lol

bit of an echo in here lads

where art nu thobeit?

>>150205191
do roids improve mental acuity?

bit of an echo in here lads

Stanton made a play! Lookin more confident today.

>>150205202
get this ump a nu

bo's defense is really starting to fuck them

its so cool how no one makes a thread

Good job Goldy

NEW THREAD
>>150205227
>>150205227
>>150205227

>>150205178
Seulgi is my wife

>>150205215
faggot mike

Should I, a foreigner, bake you a nu?

PETE!!!!!!

pete got the record i was here

Another 1-2-3-inning for Rodon.

Another L for /mlb/.

>>150205251
what record? most cannelonis eaten in a single inning?