Thread 150202192

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news:
>mental illness must be cleansed

Finland

oops i made my thread late

I'm a naughty piggy.

Fill up my moldy trough with some hot daddy and doggy loads.

Tell me I'm a pretty piggy.

>>150202220
Cringe!

>>150202220
Don't get too worked up, sweaty piggy.

It's Clozapig's moldy dead mommy minge snackin' day!

>>150202220
bodied that demon

it's clear now that khamzat is a heavyweight, probably bigger than aspinall.
this is a true david and goliath matchup.

>>150202192 (OP)
We are here, Shitzo free

>>150193977
>>150193977
>>150193977

Lonely piggy pen!!!

>>150202261
No we arent

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

WE scored it 48-47 daddysanya

No we didn't.

abus won

how do you become a 4chan mod anyway? can you apply to mod just one general? I would do it for /heem/ only. doesn't take much time in the day to ban shitposters

>>150202254
Tell us more about how you think about Spammy jerking off.

>>150202296
Keep squealin' for a Modaddy to fill ya up with slop.

OOOO THAT BBC TORPEDO BAABY

Canada just can't catch a break.

>>150202296
You have to work for an alphabet agency

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 billion for my broadcasting deal (nigga) for my broadcasting deal (lil bih) for my broadcasting deal (on god?)

its sunny and raining!

It's entirely possible Paramount will air both the ufc white house event and the south park parody episode on the same day

>>150202454
That's just good business.

Xadame loves a Black Daddy with a nice voice.

third world flagsssss

Xatfag Bussymaev

cry more

>khabib
>yes fazza
>i am a chronic masturbater alcoholic and pork eater
>me too fazza
>i am also gay khabib
>amazing fazza like me also

My moldy minge is leakin' after hearing that BLACK DADDY.

>>150202470
Bitch I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 trannys on my grindr account (nigga) on my grindr account (lil bih) on my grindr account (on god?)

dont cry, its ok

Bitch I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 trannys ready to dick me down (nigga) ready to dick me down (lil bih) ready to dick me down (on god?)

you people are fucking embarrassing and I feel awful about myself for spending time here putting up with your deep rooted fucked up beyond comprehension mental illnesses

My son didn't cry when I choked on the smell of his dementia dookie farts he just started oinkin'.

dricus won that fucking fight

My thoughts on the UFC 319 Main Event you ask? I predict a tight bout between two elite Middleweights, but ultimately the challenger Khamzat "Borz" Chimaev will prevail and be crowned the new UFC Middleweight Champion.

>>150202526
Turn your monitor on playa!

>>150202526
Monitor my balls across your forehead

>filter 'daddy'
>/heem/ becomes usable
The absolute state.

uwu save me filterdaddy!

>>150202526
My son snacks on my moldy maggoty minge.

>>150202538
Sup Miss K-1, how are the brown boy dicks today?

Are frozen pizzas a life hack? Like a diet life hack?

>>150202550
nah they got load of bad shit in them like trans carbs and ice

>>150202550
Dunno I never tried em.

Maybe spammy and I aren't so different after all. I think maybe we can patch things up and be pals again, like the good old days.

Join me.

And together we will RULE /sp/ as father and son.

>>150202590
Ya dead daddy dicked down ya DDPond

Ufc kinda boring, you guys should watch some tennis

>>150202592
Don't make me destroy you...

>>150202596
Isn't this one of the many 16 year olds you /tennis/ posters goon to all day

That part.

>>150202611
You can Donald was destroying his dirty diaper panties here

>>150202611
thank u daner
thank u blumpfh

chael says dricus was an olympic greco roman wrestler but he's covered up his past somehow

i sneak into Nina Drama's room and sniff her used panties haha

>>150202610
Imagine watching anything besides combat sports holy shit, how embarrassing.

>>150202628
was this on his show with cormier

I called the Indian guys at my local convenience store Pakis and they got pissed and corrected me lmao

>>150202634
You goon to tranny porn while prolapsin’ into ya DDPs albeit

Anshul Jubli

>>150202669
Turn your monitor on playa!

Poor poor driclet….Preparing his bacon bussy for pozzload that will pork and prolapse him

>>150202629
This, but Dan Hooker's jock strap

It ain't even Friday and Miss Armpiggy is already goonin' for xer spamdaddies.

Beast (derogatory)

>>150202653
https://youtu.be/BcuKNPvYmX4?t=357

>>150202685
Look at that pigga's eyes...

He sizin' up fo a BBC double dip dick daddy dickdown...

Lil' piggy bacon bussy hangry fo some daddy loads.

>>150202721
>Reddit spacing

Reddit is your home playa!

>>150202743
Ya bacon bussy got dead daddy gaping I'm afraid.

>>150202743
Zatdaddy will be increasing du piglet’s bacon gape spacing I fear

let smesh bussy brazza

Redaddies get chanpiggies squealin'.

Women are so dumb, what's the point of this shapewear trash?

>I'm going to wear a suit that makes me have big muscles and look like the Rock, but when I get women from it and take my clothes off I have the body of Nate Diaz, I sure fooled them. This is going to end well. Big win for me, wow omg

>>150202766
Noooo, I sure hope Dricus takes PreP first so he doesn't get infected with Hazmat Sickmaev's HIV AIDS.

Say "Glory to Israel"

>>150199015
I'm 6 hours late but gz anon, graceful was such an achievement for me when I got it (when it first came out)..I got 90 dungeoneering and 90 archeology in rs3 today.

Also, dick dupissass by brutal heem at the end of r1

>>150202787
Speaking from experience huh

>>150202781
Once in getting her (male) naked it's already too late, playa!

>>150202804
Of course. I thought I caught herpes once and had a panic attack.

>Once in getting her (male) naked

Call that a pozzed piggy moment.

>>150202805
What? Try that again but I'm a coherent form

Shut up bitch you know EXACTLY What I meant.

We don't understand your pozzed pig latin.

>>150202775
Brundaddy only edged me, i need an even bigger daddy to finish me off

>>150202839
People forget man, I've never actually denied having sex with trannys!

TIL Supa Hot Fire does Influencer Boxing.
Supa Hot Fire vs Tony Ferguson is the fight to make.

>>150202854
I still remember this tripfag from /tv/ a long time ago called 'Supa Hot Fire is Not Allowed' He was a lame faggot, I wonder what he's up to lat byely.

No I don't know what you mean, you weirdo. Once I get her naked it's too late, too late for what? I can say no, I'm forced at gun point to have sex. And I'm not paying for it either, so what's this too late that can't be undone?

a history of mystery

>>150202896
*shoots you*

>>150202896
Huh?

a history of misery

uhhh dricsissies...khamzats....looking *gulp* b-big

>>150202938
why you cropping zatsissys heels out boy?

>>150202989
Haha I knew it!

>>150203000
>trips of truth
Many are saying this i fear

dricus is the darth jarjar of mma

>>150203008
>Many are saying this

Why have you an Finland started talking like Indians as of late, is it actually possible to forget your language? Do you both coincidentally have some kind of gas leak at Home?

>>150203035
Are you on your phone? You have so many weird spelling errors and random capitalizations

>>150203035
care to extrapolate

That grammar is absolutely horrendous

>>150203035
You are the gas leaker, it is known

>>150203016
Star Wars reference? Kill yourself faggot!

>>150203041
You know I use my phone. Spelling mistakes, yes. But the capitalizations are what we use here in England where the real English language was created. You use it when beginning a new sentence after a full stop and certain other cases. It all part of writing correctly

>>150203053
>kanye is my homie
you think she still feels that way?

>>150203044
What can I extrapolate. They're talking like some kind of refugees. Is that acceptable grammar to you.

Anyway I'm going to bed

>>150203055
I must be, because when I'm around people do not act RIGHT

Why does Lerone Murphy also talk exactly like Peeon Edwards?? What kind of stupid accent do they have. Can any bong explain?

soughts on eren petco?

>>150203111
i am witnesseth
can u post some of his good highlights too so we have a more informed soughts

Will Kai redeem himself? He was super hyped up and got absolutely destroyed.

1.
"extrapolate." Changed the period to a question mark to match the interrogative nature of the sentence.

2. "They're talking like some kind of refugees." Replaced "like" with "as if they were" for more formal and grammatically correct phrasing. "Like" is often used in informal speech, but "as if" is more appropriate for hypothetical comparisons. Added "they were" for proper subjunctive mood to reflect the hypothetical nature.

3. "Is that acceptable grammar to you." Changed the period to a question mark to properly punctuate the question.

4. "Anyway" Added a comma after "Anyway" to separate the transitional phrase from the main clause.

Let me know if you need further corrections!

>>150202938
>>150202989
The size diference is too big. Putting all my money on chimaev

>>150203147
Books love him!

Post the cannonier tweet playa !

>>150203135
>Changed
Bro...

>>150203183
Sup?

Finally my Men's UFC Unrivaled by VENUM Navy Khamzat Chimaev Long Fit Fight Short has arrived

>>150203147
>The size diference is too big.
1 inch, lol. And DDP heavier than Cumshot. Faggot muzzies will seethe

>>150203135
What about Conor's dick?!

I would have the hardest walkout track
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5XwkSguNI

People underestimate how proprioceptive Sandhagen's grappling is.

is it still schizo hours?

>>150203275
Are you asking that sincerely?

chill inducing

>>150203288
looks like something i wouldve wore in 2003

>>150203288
looks like a tacky piece of churka shit

>DDP fought the entire division to become champ
>Khamzat fights once a year against cherry picked opponents
Bet the house

Dricus? Dricus heems.

Reminder if you didn't boy Dricus before the Whittaker fight you're a fake one cazzie bandwagon jumping broke reddit bitch.

>>150203304
aged like milk

heeminder that I predicted dricus beats khamzat via guillotine(khamzat goes to sleep instead of tapping) and then dricus goes on to beat pereira via rear naked choke)pereira taps)

heeminder that I predicted khamzat will curbstomp Dickus du Poosay like a poobag

>>150203333
i dont think pereira wins the rematch with ank. hes acting in movies and shit, I think hes jaded after saving so many ufc cards and being tossed away

heeminder that dana white will contend tonight

I need to see who wins the AIslop staredowns before I can make my pick

>oh shit it's the south african guy. better pay attention here.
distinct internal monologue memory watching the trevin giles fight

>keep an eye out for a kid named dricus.
every fight after that, basically

>>150203362
wise

>>150203368
lmao dork

>>150203375
>This is for ruining the Jon Jones superfight ya goof

>>150203377
please don't bully me over my boys being dricus and ilia... have a heart.

my favorite upcoming wmma prospect is for sure Scarlett Alexis

it cannot continue

it will
you will

DANA WHITE'S CONTENDER SERIES SEASON 9 PREMIERS TONIGHT AT 7 PM EASTERN

fighting is wrong

>>150203451
...unless it's entertaining.

how would she do in the ufc?

dana white tender series and then dricus vs khamzat. this is the golden age.

goosebumps

>>150203362
Im running the simulations as we speak
I'm afraid DDPussy is gonna die

Gn IC1s and a select few others hh

>>150203490
>all those middleweights
what the FUCK are they planning

>>150203502
how'd you get it to emulate Dricus's style so perfectly

>>150203502
in the near future we will have real ones

>>150203502
OOOOOOHHHHHH A BRUTAL SHOULDER PUNCH SITS HIM DOWN

Not sure who needs to hear this but Pimblett submits Ilia, and it's not even close.

they are invasive

Very select few

Dana said I can have the rest of the years ppv points

The sons of Canaan are simply superior

imagine every card an apex card
imagine every saturday a fight night

I have never met a helwani irl I couldn't heem dead with my bear hands

80% of the posts in this thread are spammy, the neet bong and finland chatting the most random schizophrenic shit lmao

my post is a reference to the end of ppv's

Bro got defensive over his 4chan rep

My nickname is going to be “The Bear Palestinian” how does that sound?

>>150203375
even in his aislop edits he has no technique

Guru's parents must've worked hard for this beautiful home. you think he still lives in the backyard shed?

Turning muzzies into liquefied shit with acid.

my fighter nick name would be ambien because i put niggas to sleep

Gonna go buy some weed, I'll return shortly.

Post the cannonier tweet playa !

>>150203726
Because you're boring?

Ok how about “The Stepfather” because I rape you

Pure, not for aris, shabbos or belals.

First face off. Camera angle got Khamzat looking huge

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/dfvYxUZGQS8

Who was shook here?

Yeah (You)

>>150203923
DDP seemed composed, you can tell he was hit off guard with turning around and seeing him approaching though

geoff neal is in trouble with CP

>>150203923
How come DDP isn't trash talking him here like he does online?

>>150203923
Hazmat has the salamander reyes build this is why he looks huge

>every cazzie fag saying Murphy will kill pico
>betting line keeps getting wider in favor of pico
Yeah…I’m thinking pico will heem

>>150203923
neither

>>150203939
lebron murphy ain’t killed a motherfucker yet

>>150203923
khamzat approached him meekly so as not to shake him

>>150203923
DDP was checking his reach with his stretched arm.

>>150203939
3rd time's the charm baby

>>150203923
The fans.

According to FanDuel, Mix will debut in the UFC as a -184 favorite against Bautista, who is a slight underdog at +142.

>>150203923
What the fuck how tall is Khambat? Dricus checked the reach for sure. Analtycal mind always

>>150203923
Dricus was shook fersure look how awkward that should pat was he was second guessing it the entire time

>>150203954
Pitbull just easily beat perennially ranked Danny Gay

>>150203939
bo was a huge favorite his last fight too and pico is even shittier than him

>>150203959
You probably live in bumfuck Yukon where everyone is 5'3. Better question is how short is DDP

Dricus looks TINY! Dricsisters, I'm getting worried..

>>150203970
after getting kicked around like a soccerball by yair rodriguez lel

What's up heem, I just came back from Colombia

picto has a worse bellator record than ryan bader :wilted_rose:

khamzat was too big for welterweight. ddp was too shit for welterweight

My friend in Cartagena's bar

Pico is not a minute winner

>>150203923
Dricus was definitely aroused.

To my dismay I fear we have a Tiny Dric problem....

khamzat's gas tank is sus. theres a video of him doing battle rope chains with arman and dude is gassed while arman was going strong

>>150203980
why didn't you find and heem ethan ralph?

>>150204033
You do realize Khamzat is skinnier than DDP right?

>>150203923
This is a stabilized video. drinkpiss was literally shaking in the original.

>>150204045
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?


Lol

how will khamzat stop the takedown?

>>150203912
>>150203923
Khamzat-san please destroy DDP

hearing chatter over the radio channels that dwayne the rock johnson will walk ddp out to the octagon

You might be right about aaron pico being a fraud but I that wont make me pick the lerone murphy

>>150204058
sprawls that pussy shit

imagine betting on Leon Murphy kekkus maximus

is there a reason they do fight nights in the apex when they can get ticket sales in arenas?

I'm a big CP fan

>>150204122
CP is against United States law and such posts are reportable through 4chan.

>It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaL5ytE_kds
>It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaL5ytE_kds
>It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaL5ytE_kds

>>150204131
>CP is against United States law
He has a work visa, chud

>>150204131
sorry, I'll delete the post

>>150204153
yeah we'll see if your double entendre holds up in your regional FBI holding facility, you disgusting faggot

Geof neal baits pedos in sm during his spare time

>>150204139
Is Luke autistic? Why is he so bad at talking?

>>150204162
regional FBI holding facility, huh? It'd be a real shame if some of your posts contained something antisemetic.

>>150204217
I'm down with the Tribe and never post anything racist. good luck trying to finger-point your way out of a full-throated device search after posting that YOU love CP

>>150203923
I remember when he mogged the fuck out of Gilbert while he was cutting two and was like "wow brother you're small!" Only for him to blow up 40 lbs and beat the dog shit out of him lmao

>>150203923
i saw some people claiming dricus is 6'3 or 6'4 and he looks at least 2" shorter than khamzat here

>>150204192
low IQ and punch drunk

ddp said he is bigger than jiri and people believed him for some reason

>>150204258
dricus is 5'9

khamzat heems

>>150204308
shrimp? THE shrimp? the streamer?

when khamzat beats dricus, ill stop watching mma

>>150204329
it would be such happy days if we could take you at your word. but we can't, because you're a neet and a lying scoundrel and have nothing better to do than shit up /heem/ with your misery

>>150204139
>MEET, MEET YAD ON STEHHHROIDS MEET
The cope has begun. Poor little till. Pathetic to see.

>>150204357
why am i not surprised that you of people would be pathetic enough to not only follow some random nobody just because it's the closest you'll ever get to a real woman, but then also feel the need to share it here

>>150204329
That's a low bar

>>150204355
he said he'd stop watching mma, not that he'd stop posting. work on that reading comprehension playa!

Playa you dont know you ain't never seen something like this before !

>>150204385
the rational being would expect someone who doesn't watch mma to not post in /heem/. but you're right, I was stupid to apply rationale to a mentally ill freak

comfy heembedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn77Z3wvejM

youre a bum

>>150204357
>you of people
Pipe down pedro.

Contender Series starts in 2 bings

>>150204374
I thought the oceanic depth of Khamzats soul and the comparison between Dricus and the jerk from Pokémon would be worth a discussion or at least a chuckle.

>>150204472
I'm telling you guys, this kid is the next Kody Steele

>>150204463
Sorry

Don't Be a Menace to South-Central LA While Drinking Juice in the Hood, playa!

hmmmmm think i will illegally stream danus weiss cantenter series yes i will

>>150204490
i was looking at this guy and his opponent and i got no idea why he's the underdog, maybe because he engaged in a lil bit of record padding?

Don't Be a Menace to Heem Threads on /sp/ While Wearing Ya Dirty Diaper Panties, playa!

>>150204508
he got heemed by rodolfo bellato on contender 2 years ago

>>150204472
Another odd brazza from Bahrain? I dont mind this

is the guy that posted on reddit fighting today?

I illegally stream all UFC events but I donate the lost money directly to Dana's Venmo as way of recumpiss

Don't Be a Menace to Heemsciety While Getting Chopped and Screwed on Some Bomb Ass Kush, playa!

sanko cum hole

>>150204520
yeah but like, bellato is good

>>150204538
no he's not

sanko needs to lose 50lbs

>>150204538
kek stupid ass

>>150204526
Dude had to pull out

uhmmmm kumshot bros.......... how does he expect to defend against this? :skull:

any got contender series stream

>>150204538
getting shadow weemed by paul craig signifies you are worse than a regional

>>150204398
None of us watch that crap here

>>150204547
Nah she could pack on 10 more. You just have low T

Khamzat doesn't like his shorts. it's over

https://x.com/AdamZubayraev/status/1955392396050698667

Laura Sanko being an over the hill white trashy whore vs Megan Olivi having a botched ass nose job. Who ya got?

>>150204559
yes

gonna heem my meng in a lil bit when i get off work

>>150204559
crackstreams bapa

>>150204576
Why do MMGay shitters have such chicken legs?

>>150204575
nah. -50lbs and a developing meth addiction and shed be perfect

>>150204576
He just wants a longer slit on the sides.

>>150204589
more ufc superfan kendra lust?

>>150203923
this actually makes me a little nervous for drinkspiss, the size difference is crazy

>>150204576
the slits just aren't big enough, the fighters cut them higher themselves
chito cuts his all the way to the waistband

>>150204576
>not choosing the compression variant
Dricus via wedgie

>>150204601
Factual post.

>>150204601
Like I said you must have low T or are pedo adjacent.

>>150204633
they are literally haram, brazzas never fight in them

Strickland towers over Khamzat with exponentially better striking and Dricus didn't have much trouble with him.

>>150204475
okay I'm sorry that was mean. I thought you were the permavirgin German pedo who used to be obsessed with Frankie Edgar's 12 year old daughter. that guy should be in prison

>>150204637
no but you are

>>150204590
ty b, freestreams being gay

>>150204614
>Khamzat has never reached 210 on fight night
>Dricus regularly hits 215 and more
hmm..

I hope the chilean wins

is this faggot doing his own spanish commentary over the stream

>>150204614
it's always so easy to tell who has never trained because you morans always think height is everything

>>150204674
stop looking at me

freestreams has contender now

>>150204680
its just an observation buddy

vamos chile

>>150204640
Those compression shorts look quite uncomfortable, but probably offer some competitive advantage

>>150204649
All good

>>150204680
It's really easy to tell who has trained because they always say things like "it's always so easy to tell who has never trained.."

I can put on contenders

herZOG

if Justin Gaethje was a fish he'd be Justfin Garthje

>>150204598
Zhang Minyang has huge calves

EAR
EAR
EAR

>>150204758
Could you get an actual job and fuck off?

>>150204811
i refuse

yeah these bums aren't making it in the ufc

THE 29-28 Gilbert Burns Man?

imagine how crazy the crowd would be going if the apex was filled to capacity

mma fans be like... look at how small his belly button is, yeah that's it i'm betting my house on the opponent

You’re telling me we’re getting all this action for FREE once we get on Paramount?

chumzat

Ok i've put on contenders, forgot that shit was on

>>150204852
they didnt get dwcs or tuf in the deal

>>150204860
I'm already watching it somewhere better

coach visser goes hard
https://x.com/full_send_mma/status/1955402506542231616

>>150204878
lol 7.7 billion and they couldn't negotiate some cantender and tuf slop?

>>150204607
u know what? yeah

#ThankYouDana

TUF and contender will be on youtube, cap this

panfer panferov

>>150204891
Good coaching unfortunately it wont be enough to stop the wolf

I can't wait to see Dana standing up clapping at the end of this fight pretending like it was good

Absolute warriors. Left it all out there.

he better not give this bum a contract
he’s gotten way too soft the past few years

I’d pay fighters better but also make their lives a living hell with 24/7 agitprop mkultra bot swarms on their social medias to make them constantly want to prove themselves

>>150204955
i think they did the math and realized enslaving just about any young fighter is worth it

Was that the first fight

>>150204982
Yes >>150204472

sanko anus

Get your tits out of my face Skanko

>>150204995
ON MY TONGUE

Sanko? Necessary evil. Not a fan of it.

pay fighters even less

Where ya watching this shit

sanko legs

sanko pussy

Mangos are a pppppeach of a fruit b

How about Sanko heart? How about Sanko brain? How about respectfully?

Mangos is unironically good. He will heem.

shades of james vick

keep an eye out for a kid named mango

>>150205051
women are objects

George “Kody Steele” Mangos

YIFF YIFF

>Man Goss
what a wasted opportunity

gayna white lol

Mangos is a bum he's getting his shit pushed in with the grappling

why are they seethrough?

Would this bitch shut up? Wrestling is the only thing DC actually knows, don't interrupt him.

>>150205133
So you can see his mangos

>>150205133
maximized eye test data collection

Paramount is killing the UFC

Fedor vs Jones on the White House lawn in 2026 with Trump and Putin sitiitng sitting together, winner gets Ukraine

Who says no?

Dana White's Boring Decision Series

beautiful capoeira on display

Mongoose vs Kobra Steele

>>150205128
he's 21
he'll be a decent ufc fighter in the next 3 years

>>150205133
cost saving

is this gonna be the first dwcs where no one gets a contract?

Dana White’s Kodytender Steelies

>>150205181
>Fedor vs Jones
>in 2026

>>150204646
factcheck

this mangoose fag is so ass

>>150203135
Where can I learn Enlgish as this;

Holy heck the future of mma is bright

Boo Radley Da Silva

Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.

these guys suck

Id reserve the right to end the fight asap, possibly a power slap round to get some quick entertainment

How is the sport getting better when 95% of prospects are coming in with massive holes in their game

>>150205262
fuck you say girl?

daner is heeming my illegal stream

>>150205306
Real prospects don’t come from contender series

oh it's tight oh he's out oh it's tight oh he's out

DDP is going to extrapolate Hamza in the latter rounds.

IM NOT GETTING A CONTRACT BECAUSE I CROTCHSNIFFED, LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!!

Mangos is unironically good. He will heem.

Dana White's Snoozer Series

You will

>Thing dont work and it wastes your energy
>do it again

>>150205348
extrapolate what

imagine peeling danas scalp off

>>150205329
Who are some real prospects?

>>150205361
extrapolate him beyond reproach

How many strikes did silva threw

If I was Dana I would pay off every promotion to make sure Mangos doesn't get a contract anywhere for the rest of his life

blanket fighters are nothing but scammers

daner gave da shita the cold shoulder lmao

shan't be listening to a word this bum has to say

>>150205380
what

>#1 in Canada
>#1 in Australia

>>150205329
>>150205275
Where do the good fighters come from then?? Did the UFC get lucky with the ones they have

maybe mma is too high iq a sport for the distribution

>>150205275
Who are some elite fighters?

>>150205329
Yeah they are coming from PFL to get buckbroken by super mario.

>yes of course i will fight in a cage for money to entertain a crowd
>*actually just lays on opponent and collects paycheck*
this should be fucking illegal

I hate Ganni the Greek

>>150205458
His visage offends me

you can literally see the inbreeding and mental retardation in this subhumans face

Brazzas exile anyone with good striking

>>150205466
Its the voice for me. I don’t know why he was hired considering he had a shitty betting record with no real analysis. At least minty has a pretty face.

ufc white house is about to be so fucking huge and half of the airtime is going to be spent jerking off orange man

ALOHA SNACKBAR

>>150205458
How about Minty Farts?

refugee?

>>150205508
Giving bad advice is why he's employed.

>refugee from chechnya
Kek they do exile them

Sanko is pretty. Why is she putting so much effort into actually being competent?

I love grimy high friction fights

hmm yes let's bring back the bum that lost to the other bum a few years ago great thinking gayna

>>150205565
Have you considered that women are normal people with ambitions of their own that sometimes don't have to do with sexualizing themselves?

cm punk is a marauder

Nobody wants to bang man

HEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM BODY

heem

BELLYEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

hemmmm

>>150205530
You’re right. I havent betted in years so I forgot the role these “sharps” play.


GIVE DAT MAN A CONTRACT

kek the nutmeg

how much longer can dricus duck susurkaev?

dricusbros.. this the caliber of dude that trains with khamzat

too much bog on my screen

ACK my tummy!

>>150205565
Nothings hotter than a hot girl who just has to be one of the guys, she probably drinks cum out of magical thinking that she’d consume your essence

Did Khamzat break up with Till?

>>150205644
that's literally the result of sodomy thoughever

>America time is very hard
he's so right

Jim Miller's son up next
Chills

>>150205458
I can't remember that slimy fuck ever making a good bet on DWCS
>>150205527
I reflexively faded Minty's picks for a while but she's actually pretty good. Guessing she's just the broadcast face of a team who knows what they're doing

fazza plan

>>150205508
>>150205530
Gianni provides zero MMA analysis. He doesn't know any of the fighters. All he talks about is line movement and market trends

Ty "Steele" Miller

We have our first Kody Steele of the season

>>150205565
she's 42
can't be hot forever
she's a better broadcaster than dc tho

DDP has lost every single simulation i have ran

Ty “Supreme Gentleman” Miller

>>150205725
Apistle would weem Dukesto

these supreme gentlemen are harmless until a y wym rejects them

watching embedded and shit is funny cuz you can tell ddp actually believes he's better than khamzat lol. he's going to be in denial when he gets finished in 90 seconds

>oh boy. UFC is coming back to chicago
>tickets start at $500 with no sign of it lowering

Fuck these scalpers

>>150205758
Khamzit couldn't even finish old man Burns in 90 seconds

Zatdaddy looks massive I fear.

>>150205765
live sports arent for the average fan any more

Just caught 4 fish from my AGPond whatsup playa?

>>150205758
it's the world that's in denial of how good dricus is

I got tired of fishing at Sneed Lake, all the fish there are 7 inches

I look kinda like a gay, fat Americanized version of DDP

Petey Pablo ya DDPs playa

>>150205830
7 inches is pretty big for a bluegill, playa!

bro has a Bono tattoo

Sneedy Pablo

They should fight inside the oval office since we're going full blow Idiocracy gg wake me up from this dystopian nightmare is over

>>150205765
Just watch 321 Gane vs Aspinall in Abu Dhabi tickets start at $135

bro is getting jabeemed

Chiwiwis

drago fighting like a nigga from the crowd

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 fish in my AGPond (nigga) in my AGPond (lil bih) in my AGPond (on god?)

Drago’s little hops are killing him, way too easy to read

>>150202194
>>150202194

Better not be fuckin /box/ you fuckin boxnonce

>>150203923
AI slop