Thread 150202194

Volkanovski vs Pico fight week edition
>>150198951

First for Finland

No one asked me how my day went

If Elliott Rodger doesn’t get him out of here he doesn’t deserve a contract

Just done my 40 min bike, earn your faps heem

this nigga descend from non other than ivan himself!

Sup nigga, yeah sup bitch? I said wassup pussy nigga? That's what I thought.

ey it's me jimmy drago i'm walkin here

>i coming for you brazza
evil khamzat might actually destroy DDP.

>>150205998
is this an expression of despair or elation

khamzat via darce choke

That was heartwarming. give that man a contract

dricus via buggy choke

Dricus via inverter d'arce choke

He's got a better frame and more power, consider dropping weight class playa !

>>150202194 (OP)
We're here

>>150193977
>>150193977
>>150193977

>>150206050
Whomst is we?

Main event time at cantender

>>150206016
He looks like the average bloke in yorkshire

Dricus via Boston Crab

>>150206050
how fucking lonely do you have to be to do this shit

>>150205992
Chills....

>>150206068
A cry for help if I ever seen one

Ilia Bussia

>he's a french man
Haha bodied that wahrani

quadruple meat pizza? ya done! 2L coke? ya done! cheesy bread? ya done!

>>150206070
kek.

>>150206125
HE'S HURT

>neemias santana
Bro better neem

>>150206125
>my mom is single

just took a look at next week's DWCS
this just seems cruel

this dood the new ceral?

ilian has an aesthetic build, he's gonna get neemed

>>150206172
kaushik's a heemer

HEEEEEEEEEM HEADBUTTY

what a GOOF
cut this nigga license!

hahahahahhahahahahahaga what the fuck
based

based feral monkey

Quitting doesn't get you into the promotion kid, better luck next time

RETARD MOMENT

AAAAAAAAAAaa

dana liked what he saw, this kid's a drawl

dricus would have just ignored it

this nigga flopping

He’s milking it

bro looks like jaden smiff

Fuck that shit Bro you aint getting sign by a dq win dumb fuck, go out there and win faggot bitch

I'd headbutt him back right here

does santana's monkey brain register that even if he wins by brootal ko he's still not getting a contract now

Looking at Santana’s skull shape I think he might be genuinely retarded

>>150206279
What the fuck aré you saying? If he koes him now he does get sign

>>150206294
they're not going to sign a guy after he commits an intentional headbutt dummy

>>150206294
Dana’s not going to sign someone that threw a blatant illegal head butt you mong

>>150206306
>>150206301
Like he gives a shit

They deducted a point right ?

>>150206301
yeah they will. he showed killer instinct, just needs house training. a heem gets him a contract no question. thats literally who they are lookign for.

Seen enough, no contracts for either of these bums

the first episode of DWCS always sucks ass

holy story loss

ape uncaged

Rousimar Palhares 2.0

Dana
Whites
Competitive
Sparring

He fights just like gane but no one told him not to copy the hw volume if he Is at middleweight, goddamn Dana dont even think of signing his ass

>>150206291
looks like a proper favela kid who has zero life prospects besides soccer or mma

Blud matched him up with a tryglodite in a cantender series

>points to the ground
>feints at counter range

Dont post here unless you've eaten pepperoni pizza, bacon cheese burgers, and ham sandwiches before playa!

if I had a gym I would ban any counter striking

Khamzat is all like "is dis all beef or pork?" then talks about killing people and rapes children.

Both of these cans are getting blacklisted for life

*hops menacingly in front of you*
*flickers jab*

nice "contenders" dana...

bouafia has to the most timid motherfucker I've ever seen on contender series

Ahahahhahahahahaha the fucking state of this fight

>>150206442
FRICKU JABBU???

>>150206413
Nah prime Connor and adesanya put themselves on danger everytime to get a chance to counter, this guys like bouafia arent even counterpunchers

this is why disrespecting dricus should be illegal

What does Connor need to do to not die against chandler in the White house

>>150206487
Conor never fights again
Jon never fights again

crazy that's legal to fight hominids

Unironically he would’ve had a better shot at a contract if he took the DQ, they would have invited him back

for me, it's salami and anchovy

I dare this motherfucker to be surprised that he doesn't get a contract

>>150206508
Chad

fuck cumslut chimpmaev

Dude is 6"6' and like 60% legs yet tries to box at midrange and threw like 5 kicks...

Dickus Du Poosay has died

To the PFL playa !

at least he didnt take a DQ

>>150206534
yeah lanket who's too scared to throw first in a common archetype in mma

every year i watch dwcs
every year i am disappoint
almost every week has 1-2 awesome fights and 3 shitters
then you get one card per year that's banger after banger

Road to ufc Is better the chosen bang it out

>>150206549
he did, spiritually

>>150206549
could have fooled me

>>150206496
I know i am gonna watch Connor fight again its written

Daniel Cormier: I'm Joe Pyfer

This guy's still fighting? I thought he made burgers full time.

>>150206508
Liddle bit smelly guy here
Liddle bit smelly pussy you have
Brazza please
Take this oil check
Alhamdelilah

Holy shit Dana is fucking brutal blessed

had a little tipple eh Dana

dana's voice is getting gayer

How many fights left ? I accedentally closed the tab and I dont think il reopen it

>>150206673
its over
2 guys got contracts

why dis brazza have no beard

The brazza seems like a pretty symphatetic guy.

>>150206678
Gotta be miller. U know the other guy

Well now hhwhat

Oh the exiled brazza

north translina come on and dilate up take your DDP off spin it round your head spin it like a helichopter

My boy King Green is fighting this weekend in Chicago, nigga

>>150206775
You cant say that. Its our word

Guru literally just picks both fighters once on video then during the fight mid stream he changed the pick and goes with whichever was right. Fat ugly big head tard he is on my PC screen.

>>150206794
go suck his dick if u love him so much

based daner shitting on all these bums

>>150206829
generational faux pas, genuine proof all MMA heads are fucking stupid. Bedtime the only guy with any sense

Real DWCS starts next week

>>150206899
>Cowshit

is dricus the MW goat if he beats khamzat?

>>150206899
>+2900 underdog

>>150206829
>>150206890
in the youtube picksbro community it's better to go 6-6 on a card calling the big main event upset than going 10-2 picking favorites

>actually watching mma pootubers
low IQ moment

>>150206829
>beat Lionheart
>beat Trailblazer
> 1-1 with title contender vettori
makes sense not to bet against him

>>150206912
needs at least 3 more defenses
prime silva would have smoked him
prime izzy also tbqfh

Literally and unironically, Ari won.

>>150207018
I'm afraid.

prime pissy went life and death with fatselum

>>150207000
i love watching that shit cuz they're no better than any random /heem/ anon. yet they speak with certainty that some mid roster tomato can is the greatest counter striker in division history and is live to pull the +500 upset, which of course never happens. then they move onto next week's picks without addressing being a retard last week kek

That's just how she goes bud, that's just how she goes.

>>150206890
>Bedtime
JakeGermerMMA and MMA che are not bad

https://youtu.be/Fm5OLBgZctg
dana

>>150207033
This is exactly what heem does
>BRO CHARLES WILL TAP ILIA GUARANTEED
then crickets Sunday

>>150206912
fuck off lucas

>>150206890
I enjoy the guys who just talk fights. Not fags with zoomerbait gimmicks like guru and lucas tracy

KodySteeleMMA

>>150206912
need to beat izzy and silva title defense record

>>150206829
i think he occasionally makes picks on the autistic mindcage that he may or may not have picked an underdog in a while

>>150207055
You think the anonymity of the site may be a factor

i will admit i was wrong. i did not believe illlia would beat charles and add his name to the list of elite hall of fame warriors like cub swanson and paul felder

TheMMAGuru: DDP by round 4 TKO
Luke Thomas: Gay conjecture but I think he's leaning towards Dricus
LucasTracyMMA: Khamzat by submission within 3 minutes
WeWantPicks: Khamzat by round 1 submission
BedtimeMMA: Khmazat bt decision
Rigo: Khamzat by submission in any round
HopperoMMA: Khamzat by round 1 submission
Dynamic Instability: Dricus by decision or late finish
Volkanovski: Dricus by stoppage after round 1
Gamrot: Khamzat

The paramount deal is going to bring a influx of cazzies I think at least ~80% of people don't know how to stream ppvs (which I don't do)

>>150207083
Finally, an real one

>>150207075
Yes. Anons are too cowardly to put their reputation on the line like this

https://youtu.be/Iu8xjycjpto?t=1500

Actually rooting for Pico after this clip. Want to see if Lucas uploads an apology video

>>150207084
faggot

i picked charles too because ilia seemed subtly shook

>>150207084
>Luke Thomas
>gay conjecture
lmao
libs are always like this
constantly hedging, never take a strong stance unless it's anti-trump

Aaron "Bones" Pico

shartles vs clitia was like 2 decades ago, move on

>>150207084
>Gamrot: Khamzat
should've put this first. i know who my money's on

>>150207093
I expect you to use your driver's license as your new picks image.

Malaysian women are addicted to White penis.

Everyone knows no matter who Ilia goes up against unless they run for deer life they are getting decapitated.

>>150207046
I blocked MMAjoey and have been listening to tracy, bedtime and guru picks for about a year. Ive made good money this year on bets and cant wait to keep going. the biases on these guys give lots of perspective. DDP X Chimaev is possibly going to be exactly the same as Omalley X Merab, where after DDP wins everyone is saying
> yea actually it was obvious. btw dricus is the GOAT now for shur b

Allen vettori free money
fluffy shitlidze free money
pyfer gastellum free money
Pantoja kai free money
last 2 kattar fights LOL free money.

only risky bets I slapped fifty bux on were gary shavkat and RDR whittaker and they cancelled each other out

this weekend is a lot tougher. Asakura is free money. My alarm bells are going off for KILLA GORILLA but I dunno if Ill pull the trigger. Bet against battle, he was given free wins last 2 fights when he should have lost.

>>150207116
I'll just use my social so you guys don't laugh at me for being ugly

>>150207117
kindly refrain from engaging in the friend simulator program

Gamrot blocks Ilia's left hook and shoots a double

>>150207124
THERE'S JUST NO HEAVYWEIGHT IN THE UFC DIVISION WITH THIS TYPE OF FREAKY SPEED, MIKE

Malaysian women are programmed to stimulate White penises.

>>150207120
I concede most these guys are more knowledgeable than me. Still tho when 90% of them agree on a pick anywhere near even money they are wrong at a high clip. I love fading the consensus picks among the youtube picksbros. Magny ML was one of my best hits this summer

British women are built for Arnold Allen's knuckles

>>150207124
That's a reindeer
>>150207144
That's a caribou

Idiots

>>150207165
reindeer are caribou moran

>>150207093
what kinda retard doesn't know to pronounce it
>carval-yo

>>150207152
magny last fight was a no brainer. Jim miller by sub after his bobby green loss was another big one. Most MMA youtubers can only think about the last fight they saw with each fighter.

>>150207144
Lmaoo what incompetent idiot painted this absolutely embarrassing

dricsters what is this

It only takes one...

daner said he shant be watering down the numbered events and shall be going ham with this new deal

>>150207214
Haha look at ddp clinched right fist mf was ready to throw

chimaev cleft lip give weakness to chin, mountain doctor damage his KO defense

>>150207120
>Asakura is free money
idk man elliott is a tough match up. kind of dude to cheat and get away with it. wins a decision by eye pokes and nut shots and glove grabs

>>150207214
i believe it is called "perspective"

Dricus by falling piano

bonuses are going up

>>150207232
he's holding a water bottle you fuckin retard

playing touch butt with that dork in a park

>>150207264
55k and only one bonus per card?
Ari needs a new boat.

>>150207232
Hell yeah you can tell he was pissed that little fag had the nerve to come up to him but knows how sensitive muzzie fans are because his IQ is superior and he doesn't act on emotion but clearly annoyed

>>150207273
It's about perspective

>>150205986
Talmbout suga sage northcut, b?

Guys wtf it looks like Conor Is actually trying this time, but his body is so fucked
He about to hurt me again but ill get to watch him fight again

Secret Rare (Nitro) Arnold "All In" Hands of Steele Allen EX, in mint condition? Somebody call Coral to verify this rare pull, that's the chase card for the whole entire Schaub-Typhoon booster set!! It's gotta be worth at least 20 dollars graded!!

Isnt volkanovski an australian economist

>>150207358
Dunno b

>>150207358
more like australian egg on his face

>>150207084
Fighters have such shit picks man

People forget man, a literal fucking moth flew out from under Guru's beanie cap on Livestream once. He is utterly fucking repulsive!

People forget man, TS Ms. Drew has sex with men!

is jack from "cougar needs a den for her cub" a legit prospect?

jon bros…

>>150207434
I want to believe, but
>ariel jewlwani

>>150207434
>ariel helwani says

oh man if dana white AND ariel helwani both said it it has to be true...

Quick effect send Kody Steele from hand to graveyard
This effect allows me to search my deck for the spell weight class rank up and set it to the field
Activate weight class rank up targeting my Aaron Pico, XYZ summoning Johnny Hendricks using Aaron Pico as XYZ material
That's right that's an original print cold foil SR Johnny Hendricks. You must be pretty jealous

>>150205950
how was your day, pookie?

>>150207490
shut up bitch

The biggest star in the UFC right now? Well that would have to be the man himself Dana White.

I have been warned :( I must first view this warning before I can continue posting so I'm a victim.

>>150207449
>>150207458
This checks out with everything we’ve been told up to this point

The Nose revved him!!

>>150207497
you should take that back. not everyone is gonna be nice to you in life. appreciate the helpers

>>150207538
>>150207548
You have sex with men playa!

I like spammy's new "playa!" stick. It's innocent and fun. Much better than talked about diseased vaginas and homolust for black men and his scat fetish and whatnot.

He watched On The Nose but he didn't realize we like to shoot on Wednesdays oh no no no, a-hahahaha! Hit the button Frank

>>150207563
There is no spammy. This is a person you invented to cope with the general hostility you face in the thread. It's easier to assume it's simply one person than it is to accept the idea that so many people dislike you

Spammy lives playa!

>>150207659
awww c'mon spammy that's old hat

Yeah I'm not picking aaron

There was a Spammy thoughever

>>150207434
I believe this. 30 million is nothing to the Saudis

>>150207659
why are you so rude

>>150207434
Ariel has been saying this for months and Dana confirmed it the day after Jon retired, why is it making the news again

heeminder even warriors need a spa day

>>150207722
I keep up with The Ariel Helwani show bud, trust me I keep up with the Helwani Show okay?

>>150207704
he hates being identified. the issue is he's fucking garbage at actually crafting personalities so it's always obvious that some new flag or "anon" parroting the same thing is his new creation
imagine spending your whole life here and sucking whale dick at the one thing you do every day lmao

>>150207737
spar day? yeah most fighters spar playa!

so does khamzat pull out or miss weight or what
some kind of bullshit is happening this week and you all know it

>>150207742
Yeah this is gonna rev him

>>150207742
this revved me playa!

Don't post while revving your mobility scooter playa!

Just relax, chill out, take a bit of an ice bath and come back playa!

Go for a ride around the park big guy, you earned it.

Aw c'mon playa not the unwashed balls

Pico gon rest his balls on Leon's forehead this satuhdae nigh playa!

Big fat 40 year old obese spammy hunched over posting schizo babble for 8+ consecutive hours his entire life like a loser never doing anything.

Dont bet on pico

We CANNOT bet on Pico.

>>150207884
>>150207897
You're insane if you bet Pico -185
I'd take Pico +200 maybe

>>150207845
Acknowledging him and confirming his existence dont make you any better playa !

>>150207884
I just might. Lerone is the most pfl'esque fighter the ufc has. That's the only reason I'm leaning towards Pico.

>>150207722
>why is it making the news again
Slow news day

HOLY MOGGED

>>150207909
I wouldn't take Pico at +275 playa!

>>150207912
That's not what makes me better than him playa!

>>150207924
>size matters

>>150207909
Betting only on underdogs is for chumps and broke little reddit bitches.

>>150207924
history repeats itself...

Oh wait hang on...I got myself revved this time playa!

>>150207996
Oh no no no Dricus-bros...maybe getting out of round 1 won't be so easy after all!

>>150207996
make ddp smaller

>guru picked ddp
khamzatbros...

Basedson Herzog

Why is Laura Sanko such a whore?

If I ever hurt my opponent on the feet first thing Imma do is shoot a single leg and force a clinch against the cage.

That's money right there son.

>>150207918
If it was a 5 round maybe but I really dont think pico will land any hooks on him lerone is very quick on the feet and knows how to use his jab and kick, we've seen this type of fights many times and the rangey athletic guy always wins against the power hook merchant

What in the FUCK was that Contender Series????
You can't find good fighters anywhere these days

soon

>>150208088
*heems you*
turn on your monitor

>>150208110
I wish I had my monitor off for most of that shitshow

>>150207924
Dusissies...

so that reddit fighter pulled out with a broken rib

>>150207471
Big fan of this type of thing. Very nice

>>150207955
Betting only on favorites is literally what keeps bookies in business lol

DuPlessis? More like Dude Bussy

Nate Diaz gets a 30% luck and can't be destroyed by battle damage while Nate Diaz is on the field! That means your attack is negated, playa!

>>150208148
The Canadian one? Yeah he's a pussy.

>>150207924
Camera mogs don't count. Even Dricus is guilty of this. How do redditors still not have this figured out?

Every and Panferov both look really good Id sign them both

>>150208199
uhhh pereddit xissies i t-thought we mogged GODminick?????

Day n nite

Because dumbass, Young Jeezy is a real street nigga and he ran the fucking game for years. Gucci Mane is funny and all but he is a goofy ahh fat nigga meme rapper and waka flocka murders him at his own game, get real playa!

Can't be touched, can't be stopped
Can't be moved, can't be rocked
Can't be shook, we hot

When will these jannys learn?

Did you guys know that typing the name of a certain sea food will get your whole post filtered and hidden?

lobster pasta

is shrimp the same guy as that annoying bong?

Payton Halibut

Can we or can we not follow them?

>>150208285
Probably just phishing for personal info from other posters yeah

We already ate following them playa, wake the fuck up!

You typed one word wrong playa!

I don't want to live in a world without jews!

>>150208328
If the Jews are using that money to exterminate muslims than I say we send them MORE foreign aid money!

name 1 (one/uno) good ethnically jewish foighta

The Jews bomber another hospital full of paki women and children? Good. Bomb that rubble again just to be sure none of them survived.

>>150208343
Ari Emanuel

is danaher a functional psychopath?

You gotta bomb that rubble just to be sure playa!

>>150208370
good physique =/= good foighta

>pearl clutching over dead desert people
couldn't be me dawg

ok but why does ari have good fuhzeek doe

>>150208404
Luke Thomas is WORKED over the Israel/Palestine situation my guy.

it's not a desert, it's a playa playa!

Gmhh

Luke "An Nang Annihilator" Thomas

Good morning sir!

Many meds, many many many many meds were prescribed to me.

Many meds

I met Luke Thomas once and told him I liked Uriah Hall and then he stomped my dog to death

Helwanis arent really that smart, destroyed their PR as a nation to the ground because their government succumbed to their angry blood thirsty alien dogmatic subhuman citizens
They have internal prawblems playa !

>>150208538
Harsh but fair.

>r/heem is mentally ill again
sign of a good fight week

>>150208567
Look at this disgusting, ugly roided HGH skull bitch! Yuck!

I wouldn't fuck Alexa Grasso with somebody else's dick, playa!

>>150208340
Hmm never considered that. I might have to turn heel.

>>150208592
The Jews are our greatest gatekeepers.

>>150208577
No I know like 4 women on winstrol / anavar and 1 on hgh. It's far more nightmarish to see that transformation. Grasso is just Mexican, their faces get chubby naturally.

Khamzat doesn't even speak full sentences in Russian, he is fucking retarded even in his native language he just says shit like "I smash him me wrestling brother"

>>150208577
she always have weird skull on account of that mesoamerican genes, hgh probably just makes her look bloated

>>150208231
Khamzat "Locomotive" Chimaev, ladies and genteelmen

>>150208661
Zatxissies...

>>150208577
NASTY BITCH OFF MY MONITOR NOW!

>>150208762
monitor on

Mago Dag Cop

>>150208762
I was just saying this to Toby

Toby, oh Tooooby where is that damn boy?

craig jones just announced that he is joining nuwave as a wildcard for cji2

I am experiencing Craig Jones fatigue

Find somebody who talks about you the way Dana talks about Kevin Holland.

>>150206912
Anderson was leagues above his contemporaries. I love Dricus, but he's not even close to that level of dominance yet.

>>150208918
prime Anderson vs Dricus would have been incredible. Anderson moon walks and throws bruce lee kicks 20 feet away while Dricus spins around like tasmanian cartoon!!! 25 minutes of FUN

>>150208918
Strickland Adesanya Chimaev will be the best 3 consecutive UFC wins of all time.

Today is George Soros’ birthday.

He's all alone through the day n nite

>>150208933
Yeah, that would have been legitimately great. Dricus would have ragdolled him in the grappling, but the striking would have been fun as hell.
>>150208942
I don't know about the Strickland part, but the other two are very good. The best three consecutive wins, in my opinion, would either be Ilia's latest three, or Cejudo's of DJ, Moraes (when he was good), TJ. But there have been a ton of great three-fight streaks in the sport.

To free his mind in search of,

To free his mind in search of,

To free his mind in search of,

>>150209017
>>150209049
cool song

>>150209088
Nah fuck that!

Me when somebody mentions Dirty Diaper Panties

gaethje doesnt have a chance in hell of beating ilia wtf

>>150208343
I love making money. Am I ethically Jewish?

>>150209180
Gaethje actually has the perfect style to catch Ilia in a fire right.

>>150209017
>>150209049

Now look at this,

Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me

>>150209180
one word: zone of death

>>150209196
lol
no
garth's only chance is unironically leg kicks
otherwise he's getting slept

He's all alone, some things will never change

>>150209207
dude stop singing that gay ass fucking song

>>150209187
if u werent b4 u are now

>>150209058
bantamweight canonnier is a prawblem b

>>150209244
We sing our posts here playa!

>>150209187
no just morally

I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem.

>>150209255
Great song

I miss DJ Sneedy b :(

I miss JohnnyComeLately :(

the cockus region

bla pipo is weird, why does bad = attractive

>>150209302
That water looks absolutely tragic, yuck!

lmk if you guys need tips for 319

>>150209314
Lmao!

>>150209302
mfw dricus was at woodbine beach
https://www.google.com/maps/@43.6605453,-79.3062638,3a,75y,136.84h,95.98t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sCIHM0ogKEICAgICEpMGQ6wE!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgpms-cs-s%2FAB8u6HYQW4-Vr7ep-uhR3-GuLovtKp0L65iS7Lh_d-l3BtTzCe0NjyxTZccgJqxxb_G53ek_QXfDIPgJ03ej_B1wZKDB-6f-zLceouwA6euY0PiP2LXnaBOe-0oS3WaNnNWGLDEjO2WBmg%3Dw900-h600-k-no-pi-5.980428912012059-ya42.83920944128846-ro0-fo100!7i7680!8i3840?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDgxMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

*hides post*

ok this is getting wayyy too mentally ill for me, im out see yall at the top

>>150209255
>being involved with women in the current year
no thank you
last woman i dated always wanted to do something saturday night
she dumped me cuz i preferred watching heems to taking her on fancy dates lol

>>150209314
which twitter account did you lift that image from

>>150209350
that's how I did on Tapology tonight
reverse image search it faggot

>>150209314
stopped reading at 50 points for predicting bouafia round 2 TKO

>>150209314
Bouafia vs Santana.... what a fucking mistake that was

His daughter started screaming because she got stung by a wasp and Luke Thomas sighed and rolled his eyes because she interrupted his livestream.

>>150209366
yea that fight sucked ass
almost hope bouafia was injured from the headbutt cuz he didn't do shit rounds 2-3
a judge gave him all 3 rounds lol

>>150209363
oh wow so you must have got all 5 right including round and method? impressive!

No bitches because I'm married to the game.

Leaf posters are so fucking stupid it's crazy

>>150207046
>>150206890
i've heard 3 different pootube mma guys use the word
>emoting
referring to MVP doing goofy shit in fights. i have never heard that word used in that context.

are all these fags copying each other or are they all employed by fanduel to make people place bad bets

Fighters I hope retire by 2026
>garth
>holloway
>volk
>geoff neal magny
>belal
>luque
>wonderboy
>moreno
>chandler
>figgy
>sandhagen
>font
>bautista
>ortega
>emmett
>aljo
>gamrot
>shartiush
>moicano
>usman
>colby
>leon
>jamahal
>ulberg
>half the 265 roster
>literally every WMMA fighter

Gamrot wont' retire before the belt.

Nigger

Aaron Pico will be UFC champ this time next year. Exactly the same way he ran through Bellator and won the belt, beating all the toughest guys.

>Pico favourite against Murphy
Another flop waiting to happen.

These non-UFC bums don't go far most of the time.

>>150209428
...before the belt is given to the next champ?

>>150209437
Bet it. Post slip.
You're getting 2.5x on your money
Let's see how confident you are anon. Show us the big bet

>>150208661
That's how he looks going into every fight.
He's just one of those dudes that's genetically really strong for some reason. Everyone had that one skinny kid in their school that could destroy every chunky good ol' boy in arm wrestling and other strength tests.

AAAAAAAGH you just threw sulfuric acid in my face playa!

Big bawls on this kid heh

Lerone Murphy is one of those tough Anglo-Irish bastards, much like Paddy Pimblett or Michael Bisping.

those facking angols man

dricus the type of dude to catch khamzat in a sub instantly but let it go because it would be anticlimactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4voZ-sGlBeY

Guru's predictions are up!

>>150209546
you would be a big enough loser to watch some fat british nonce who lives in a shed

I'll pick the exact opposite Guru picks.

>>150209556
Greetings, Mexibro. Read anything good lately? The mind is the ultimately heemer, ya know.

>>150207214
All my money in chimaev

>>150207084
Me: The better man on the night by whatever the fuck he wants

>>150209554
living for free in your parents shed while making video shitposts about ufc sounds like an extremely comfy life

>>150209571
that's the other mexican I'm more of a Gane type of guy(I don't know how to read)

>>150209599
based Gane scholar. are you ready for our boy to school Aspinall on the fundamentals of footwork and shot selection to a crushing 48-47 majority decision?

>>150202194 (OP)
Imagine if Prime Rogan trained MMA

Co-main and main event will both be underwhelming. Murphy Leons Pico and wins easy with no excitement. Khamzat finishes DDP like Jon finished Gane.

>>150209614
so then don't watch you doomposting cumrag

I've determined Khamzat is approximately two DDP's tall

What fight is everyone looking forward to most other than the main event?

>>150209632
what the fuck man
how is this possible

fight of the night?

>>150209606
it will be a heelhook sub but yeah

>>150209640
my nigga Kai Asakura

>>150207924
this is just like jon vs gane when all of /heem/ said gane would be way bigger lol

Most appearances in JRE Podcast history

>>150209657
Good pick. Tim Elliott is tough as nails though with a very awkward style. He can definitely play spoiler. I really hope Asakura heems him.

I want someone head to explode for real

>>150209640
>>150209652
Battle vs Ruziboev
Neal vs Prates
GM3 vs Oleksiejczuk will either be a quick finish or a great fight

>>150209648
Peopme forget man these caucausasian guys belong to an entirely different clade of beast man

>>150209662
Scintillating.
Supreme.
Schaub.

>>150209632
These swedes man what do they feed them

>>150209677
Nice. I'm hoping Battle and Prates win. You think Battle goes back to 170 after? Not sure I like him at 185, those are some big boys.
Prates/Neal is definitely a guaranteed banger.
GM3/Oleksiejczuk is kind of a meme fight. I don't really care who wins. Are you rooting for either guy?

Former driccus fan here. It was funny to support him and his meme style but seriously khamzat is going to brutalize him.

>>150209665
Elliott is almost 40 and hasn't fought in 20 months. He's getting heemed

Elliott believes in himself more than ever before and he's going to send ramen sakibara straight to Hell where he belongs

>>150209694
I don't think Battle can make 170 consistently
Would rather see GM3 win. He'll have to survive getting lit up early like his fight against Edmen. If he gets it to the ground late round 2 or round 3 he probably grabs a choke

>>150209698
Dricus vs Khamzat was one thing but Dricus vs Massive Khamzat? This is serious

>>150209698
what the fuck is wrong with mma fans

>>150205980
What's her problem

>>150209701
From your lips to the heem gods' ears.
>>150209715
Enjoy the fights, friend.

>>150209723
10% of them understand perspective/depth and are memeing. 90% are retards who believe Khamzat is 6" taller

oh bazza I try cut 95 lbs two day before i has such sour belly I am not fight now!

Felllow Dricus fans, how do we get Dricus massive in time for Saturday night?

Activate the Dricus protocol.

heeminder title fights usually go the distance
khamzat wins 1-2-5

>>150209750
I'M ON MY WAY, BROTHER!

>>150209750
we all get in a trench coat with dricus at the top

where would Chimaev rank among all time MWs if he smokes Dricus in like 3 minutes?
don't dare put him below Izzy. I don't care if his resume doesn't compare, he would've murdered any version of the Stylebender

>>150209780
somewhere above matt lindland but below phil baroni

>>150209780
skill for skill he's prob the best
he won't fight long enough to be the true goat tho
khamzat has 3 more fights max. he prob retires if he loses

Whose the best Boxer in the UFC?

>>150209797
hardy har har you dumas
>>150209799
agreed

On paper skill for skill it's still Anthony Smith

You'd be Surprised (SHOWTIME) --> the Gringo Papi (THICCC Boi Studios)

>>150209780
such a caz post
it doesn't matter what they hypothetically probably most likely would have done, all that matters is what they did.

>>150209835
He use to fuck dudes up in Kickboxing sparring, literally knocked several people out cold in Tae Kwon Do and is a legit Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt

Cheeky little bet on DDP, I just can't see him losing this. Just not impressed with these Russian grapple merchants

>>150209780
What the fuck are you talking about? Chimaev had a close fight with the corpse of Usman and nearly lost a decision to former Lightweight Gilbert Burns. He sits between Jake shields and bisping

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNSAsv3MC1u/?igsh=MWpqYmRwYmUwemZkNg==

Didn't peg Geoff Neal as a hardcore metal fan

>>150209842
I remember him saying he knocked a kid out so bad at a regional TKD tournament that he swore never to fight again. The power he displayed in that school gymnasium, on those puzzle piece mats was too much for humanity to handle.

>>150209848
DDP can't defend a takedown. He's getting mauled.

>>150209855
he walks out to that gay shit

>>150209857
aura.. powerful jre

DDP is from the jungles of Africa, he's not gonna lose to some dork from Sweden

>>150209872
SA is not Jungle its desert and plains

when a "submission artist" flows with the takedown to go for a sub, people say the opponent just fell into his trap
when dricus (11 subs vs 9 ko/tkos) flows with the takedown to go for a sub, people say look at this retard

>>150209848
oh well as long as some retarded neet do nothing bong from a nation with no wrestling culture isn't impressed

>>150209892
when has dufuckedass ever 'flowed'

>>150209904
his fists flowed all over whittaker's face at the end of r1

flow like a downie sting like a cp-retard

We've never seen Dricus lose to Khamzat

>>150209925
read this in chael sonnen's voice

Kumsharts pathetic inbred immune system won't make it to saturday

>>150209936
A big fat guy said that? Holy crap

I dont get why everyone hypes up chimaevs jaw breaking tko on whittaker so much, thats what a face crank is meant to do, its like being impressed someone got their arm broken because the opponent ripped through an armbar before the person could tap

Vicente Catta Preta Luque

its funny to think that Canada is sleeping right now

Let's take some time and analyse the footwork of these two. Dricus likes to step outside while Khamzat rarely steps outside out of fear of catching a cold

Chuds will be humbled again by MusGODS soon inshallah

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150209962
dark face

why is he so Anti Dana and a fighter shill?

Joe Rogan said that Apex cards are his favorite? What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

>>150209996
it was in jest you daft fuck

at least a 3% chance that dricus vs khamzat is the greatest fight of all time. this is a very conservative estimate.

I just need to hear the drunk mexicans screaming.

Alright I'm up is the miserable american still heemsonality whining

>>150210006
microphone on

>>150209996
Joe doesn’t watch apex cards lmao
He’s out hunting and meeting grinder dates Saturday nights

>>150209996
Tell me 5 things Rogan has said you agree with b

JOE GOT THAT SUGAR IN HIM BOOTY HOLE

>>150209996
He might mean being there in person. Seeing the fight with 30 people in the crowd is probably better than 30k people, if you want to hear and take it in.

>>150210065
Yeah it's much more fun to watch kids play football in front of their parents than adults in a proper stadium you retard

I just NEED to hear the drunk mexicans scream and pour beer on my face.

a tale of two brothers

I feel like dricus is going to win

>>150210089
is dricus really 6foot

>>150210096
looks 5'10'' there

i can't handle much more of these brainrot height analysis posts i'm going to tap out please let me go

Khamzat, Strickland and Till are all basically the same size, and we know how Dricus looks against Strickland and Till

Oh no dusissy sisters we're mogged by an asian woman now...

>>150210096
Will you like her less if he isn't? Some of you worse than women. Any specific facial features you prefer in a man?

Strickland sucks so much (cock through a hosepipe)

>>150210120
Him*

>>150210120
No one asked you sunni sex pest

Dricus means "woman" in Bantu

>>150210096
He’s a legit 6’1. Izzy is 6’4 and Dricus was 3” shorter

Ben Askren is looking lean ahead of his comeback

>>150210150
the flyweight division is on notice

>>150210150
I want to come on his wife's back before she gets too old

just how good was tracheotomy Askren?

>>150210160
>>150210127

>>150210146
israel 6'4 is a myth

>>150210068
He's probably been to 150+ live events. I'm sure it's novel to see it with minimal audience so you can hear every thwack of glove leather on chin.

Imagine seeing JDM vs Loosa or Hooker vs Poirier with the crowd drowning out and the noise. Wouldn't be the same.

Middleweight heights

RDR 6'4

Israel 6'3

Imavov 6'3

Strickland 6'2

Khamzat 6'2

Dricus 6'1

Whittaker 5'11

Why khamzat always looks like he hates his life?

>>150210096
Here's him with some of the springboks who are 6'7 and 6'9

The scene in the town where Jeremy Renner takes a final sip of someone's discarded drink before heeming everyone even himself

>>150210192
nigga lives his entire life in sweden, ofc hes going to hate his life

>>150210168
I'm not sunni and it would be consensual, Tobias takes pictures of people in public without permission

>>150210193
yea this doo is like 5'10, what a fraud of a champion you got there

he's not that good

>>150210233
Is this the nigga who beat the piss out if pissy pissypissya

>>150210245
yes

Khamzat fakes takedown into uppercut KO in 1 rd. Screencap this

>>150210259
yes bc hes done this b4??

>>150210259
Do ziggers really root for a churka?

>>150210275
I'm chechen myself b

>>150210278
Why do chechens beef with dagis? inb4 they dont yeah they do like churkas beef with hohols because of some shit that happened 200 years ago nobody gives a fuck about

>>150210302
With all due respect nigga you seem real invested in next man's beef like some chatty patty uno

>>150210307
they are right across the pond like you wouldnt shut the fuck up nonstop yapping about the ziggers whats even weirder is that when you have sammy poopylainen and pidor pidorski right next each other you're indistinguishable mongoloids while everyone around the black sea is different in one way or another all im asking is why hamzat and booba beefin bout a bitch its all mma related im invested in that while you seem invested in sniffing my crotch, respectfully

>>150210324
Well as long as you said respectfully and yeah my volk are embarrassing I know

>>150210322
>>150210322
>>150210322

come.

>>150210184
That's wrong. Du Plessis is the same height as Whittaker.

>>150210347
so 5'11 then

>>150210127
No idea what that means, you fucking rimjob. I obsessed over women, not men, so you're not really shaming me

>>150210146
You guys are still going on, are you wanking while doing discussing this? I've never once heard you comparing Poilific's Boob size to Sanko's, or comparing anyone born with a vagina.

But this stuff REALLY you going. I wonder how big dricus's penis, let's make sure we know everything about his body