Thread 150204267

The AFL has released its top 25 player rankings:

1 Bontempelli
2 N. Daicos
3 J Cameron
4 Darcy
5 Butters
6 Heeney
7 Wanganeen-Milera
8 Dawson
9 N Anderson
10 Serong
11 Neale
12 Gawn
13 B Smith
14 McCluggage
15 Rowell
16 Holmes
17 L Jackson
18 Greene
19 Richards
20 C Warner
21 Rankine
22 Thilthorpe
23 K Pickett
24 S Taylor
25 Gulden

Also Shiel and Laird both suspended for one match.

Based afl.com shill

POWAH

Is NWM really doing worse than Bont?

>>150204267 (OP)
Crazy how Doggies will have 3 of the top 5 players next season and still likely hover around 6-10th

>>150204363
too bad they can't bring themselves to sack bevo before bottomsmelly expires

>>150204267 (OP)
swap heeney with mclugg
also sam taylor is a meme, and toby greene isn't deserving of a spot this season

>>150204933
reckon she shaved her puss, bum hole and wore her best undies for photo day

>>150204954
No but Steven May

>>150204954
you're boring

>>150205326
bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ

I am filled with nothing but darkness and sadness

>>150205384
applied for exercise yet mate
doesn't even need to be weights, calisthenics are more natural therefore more based

>>150205428
I do weights 3 times a week and I'm strong enough to snap you in half like a twig

and then you stop and it all wears off in 6 months

>>150205384
Try smoking weed

>>150205475
enjoy your shit joints tendons and ligaments in a few months time

Just got whacked by the post shower exhaustion

"gymbros" are mentally ill

>>150205556
So?

>>150205576
no need to get defensive over simple statements of fact.

Weird how nrl is so boring the /nrl/ threads have just become mostly posting pictures of nrlw women
(They do have more attractive players than aflw generally speaking)

What’s for lunch lads

>>150205788
it's been that way for awhile they have a resident coomer that is teetering on the edge of proper stalking behaviour iirc.

What do you blokes think about Donald Trump?

The last good original footy song
inb4 the fox footy theme, that's an instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBz0vHHQS5U

>>150205973
not sports related

chest and shoulders today

just want my mouth around a pussy today

any tips?

>>150206174
all away teams

>>150206174
Aints
Fred
Suns
Poort
Hawks
Crows
Tigers
Swasn
Dogs

>>150206339
>norf
>iggs

>>150206374
:3

>the Cats have been told they won’t play a home final in Geelong.

good

>>150206147
What about a boy pussy?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Odsk7zBAh2I
dumb cunt tradie loses his license for drink driving and still drives like a fuckhead

are gymthots athletes?

The voices have returned

>>150206658
this is why we need the voice

>>150206658
hi

update your winrar bros

>>150206658
are they saying "steven may"?

>the Cats have been told they won’t play a home final in Geelong
kek

>>150206586
i lift for she

>>150204363
yeah
they're genetically incapable of finishing higher than 6th
i fully expect them to lose to the niggs this weeknd

sam darcy isnt even good he just gets free kicks near goal

issac cumming on his boot

>>150206942
i agree
see the melb game where he wasn't getting frees he looked shit

>*does 1 month injury*
>whole family in tears
kwabacys

>>150206658
Crisp Selwood brother

Deciding what to do with my arvo. Probably just another 'fee and a 'nk.

>>150207056
lift weights

more like lift girls toes to my mouth iykwim haha

don't understand footfags at all

>>150204267 (OP)
I'd swap McCluggage and Serong but otherwise it's not a bad list even if it's predictably virtually all mids.

>>150204363
Teams are made up of 23 players. Dogs' top end quality is great but their bottom 6 or so players from their best 23 is pretty mediocre and they don't have great depth.

>>150205973
If you took away the Israel cocksucking there's potentially a decent president there.

>>150207442
Footy?

>>150206174
Aints
Bane
Gnats
Bloos
Dawks
Crom
Tiggs
Trans
Flogs

afl just changed the fred bane game to 8:35pm without saying anything

>>150206447
If there's a Q-Clash final in Queensland does that mean Suns have to play at Gabba for crowd reasons?

>>150206174
at first it looks like all the home teams but on second thought
don't care (saints probably)
fred
gcs
port
hawk tuah
crows
genuinely no idea
cats probably but i could see an upset
dogs probably but i could see an upset

>>150206658
>The voices keep telling me to "get out of bed"
Why won't they stop, /alf/bros?

>>150204267 (OP)
imagine how much it hurts them to admit naicos isn't the best player in the comp

>>150207476
technichally any suns final the same rules would apply no?

>>150207476
They should, yeah

>>150207475
yeah i also noticed that wtf
>>150206447
this is solely because they'll do finals on thursdays right
i guess there aren't many vic teams in the 8 so maybe that's related too

>>150204267 (OP)
>no cripps
lol
lmao

>>150207494
>>150207496
AFL have set the precedent. Will be interesting if they enforce it for their baby too.

why did our tax dollars pay for geelongs new stadium again?

>>150204267 (OP)
Crazy how bont has been the best in the comp for the last 7 years or so and will never win a brownlow

And the likely brownlow winner rated only 8th best

>>150207547
the le big lanky mid are such memes
cripps is shit and had like 50 votes last year

>>150207514
He doesn't belong near the list this year. In fairness neither does Warner or Gulden based on output this year though I assume history and potential are both considered because if not Darcy is way too high on demonstrated output.

>>150204267 (OP)
Who's the most underrated played in the AFL and why is it Josh Dunkley?

>>150207514
he's been mid this year, had like 3 good games

>>150207564
Exactly.
Bont shouldn't be #1 this year either.

So is it this year or history or both? If its past history or both form and history then cripps is a top 25 lock. Having Darcy #4 is even more bizarre since hes only 8th in the Coleman medal and not even the best forward at his club.
Retarded list.

need to cultivate an abundance mindset

the dogs certainily seem to have the "best" everything for a side thats being battling to scape in the eight the whole year

/int/ is making fun of us again :( >>>/int/213757183

>>150207514
excellent bait

>>150207653
I have no issues with Bont at number one. He's played 16 from a maximum 21 games and he's been BOG for at least half of those. His year has still been very good despite missing the first handful of games and his best is still demonstrably the best.

>entire footy world saying the suns have a free win
bombers will win

>>150207789
i want this because it'd be very funny

>blues
>bombers
>"big 4"

I wonder if there might be a swap Petracca for Curnow, I just have a feeling, feels like it fills a hole for both sides.

petracca loves filling holes and getting his hole filled

Poos and bummers will never win a flag in my lifetime.

>>150208029
based disposable vape addicted zoomer

>>150208073
I will live to be over 100

>>150208087
chances

>>150208015
Id love to fill your hole iykwim haha

>>150207739
this callous superficial cultural wasteland deserves ridicule. the only positive thing about it is the wildlife, which no one had anything to do with

The moustache has become the male equivalent of a septum piercing. It’s basically a giant sign saying “I am incredibly unlikable and annoying”. Its reputation been tarnished as badly as the trench coat or the fedora.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YNsf-7Y7c
New alf theme all oldcunts can fuck off now

society is beyond cooked and I will not participate

>>150207146
As a mere mortal can not grasp divinity

We got a whole year
52 weeks
7 days each
4 seasons, one reason
One way
One year
From today

I really underappreciated the original mw3

aerator purchased
cultivator purchased
lfg lawn alfas

>>150209291
crisp lawnchad

games gone, countries gone

>>150209474
no but steven sovereign state

>>150209291
Make sure you've got your fertiliser. You've gotta fertilise

Literally all I do all day is eat

>>150209496
based fertilised lawn iykwim haha

>>150209496
How fat are you?

>>150209496
crisp TipGOD

>>150209502
lol

>>150209503
Probably 140kg

>>150209496
Based Willie Rioli

>>150209518
And height?

none of your business gymcunt fucking hell fuck off

>>150209528
170 cm

>>150209532
>5'7
>140kg
Are you doing a Whale and trying to kill yourself through obesity?

4th poo of the day

>>150209539
Food is the only thing which makes life bearable

Nick Watson with the power of Tyson Fury

isiah dudley with the power of usyk

>>150209545
What have you eaten so far today?

kelli with the power of footy knowledge and a non-anoying voixe

>>150209568
4 coffee
3 pepsi max
2 coles white choc and macdemia cookies

Travis Boak, Nat Fyfe and Darcy Moore with the power of heterosexuality

>>150209573
>cookies
FOY

anti-camping sperg looks like THAT?

>>150209604
nice juicy cock iykwim haha

There is no way there is a player named Butters

imagine if butters played on eric iykwim haha

>>150209626
Why? I don't get it

>>150209604
>ynr when the pornhub media news pr woman suspiciously automatically assumed that was antisemitic just because they noticed that incest is the most recommended porn category on a device clean from previous history and cookies despite no mention of jews

rip rc

>>150209635
Pure cohencidence

>>150209635
>>150209667
anyone care to explain this for the employed anons of /afl/?

>>150209667
>reddit
Back you go

>>150209675
>Is a vaxxed-up wagie and proud of it
>Is stupid and needs everything spoonfed to him
Makes sense.

its the jews fault i masturbate to my sister

>>150209696
lol

>>150209667
In all fairness no one is forcing anyone to watch inc*st p*rn, people are making the active conscious decision to do so

>>150209716
Shalom.

>>150209696
>>150209720
4chan npc behaviour

>>150209635
>>150209667
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755067342574021.webm

>>150209733
That's aus/pol/ for you, blame jews without thinking any further

you simply dont need porn. wank to bras n things, wickedweasel and/or city beach models and watch try on haul videos

>>150209623
There is, and hes based as fuck

>>150209748
biggest over celebrator in the game it would be nice if owies kicked some goals for my iggs so he can give butters a run for his money

>>150209765
>biggest over celebrator in the game
That would be Tom Papley, mate

>>150209769
nah hes right

>>150205504
use it or lose it is an inescapable truth

>>150209765
>biggest over celebrator in the game
yeah? don't remember him running around yahooing himself and pulling his penis out like samstring lawlor

>>150209769
paps is definitely up their I try not to watch sydney games because I hate broadcasts from the scg and I don't like their game style and a lot of their players just don't like their kulcha way to coorporate

>>150209769
if he was a assertive in bed he'd be dom plapey iykwim haha

>blame the jews for everything
>be surprised someone assumes you are mad at the jews again when you spaz out at something
you cookers are something else

>>150209796
see
>>150209667
shlomo

the solution is pretty simple, north MUST get a priority pick

>Saw chatter about Snoop Dogg being a Grand Final act a couple of days ago
>Disregard it as fake news
>Turns out to be true

they didn't care about kids using social media until the kids started to not support israel

>>blame the jews for everything they're disproportionately responsible for
Yes.

>>150209765
still can't believe owies was the sweetener that got the pick 3 trade over the line. matthew clarke is a fucking list terrorist.

now they are going to fuck their cap signing harely reid for 12 years kek
salary cap is going to go down once dazn money goes

2y0sw

>>150209816
One wonders what he's going to conjure up for this draft and trade period.

jv2av

>>150209796
t. posts on bigfooty with an Israel flag

>>150209827
If the jeet sees this his day will be made
>sexy crazy vite voomn take picture of me

captcha in the comment field

>>150209828
something absolutely retarded no doubt. what's scary is he'll have pick 1+2 this year plus hawks 1st plus wcs 2 future firsts to play with. could completely destroy the future of the club in a single off season.

>take my traide boots off
>peel off my thick warm wool work socks unveiling by sweaty feet
>office worker femboy bf saunters over in his miniskirt and collar and places his nose between my toes
>gets out the warm water and coconut wash and massages them
>blow in his mouth afterward
yep it's kino being a tradie king

>>150209862
Corrr

>>150209824
>>150209827
>>150209834
>stryng powerful womyn who don't need no man
>WWAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE TO STAND UP FOR 5 MINUTES ON THE TRAIN THIS IS ANUDA SHOAH
everything after women's suffrage was a mistake

>>150209856
don't forget we haven't signed harley yet I'm afraid him and pike are nickle and diming harley so theirs a chance he gets tired of the process and just go to some club that will accept whatever he demands

reckon he said stryng champ

>>150209824
>>150209827
>>150209834
she has not had sex for a while and it shows

>>150209869
need to make sure there's enough money for the next kelly extension mate

>>150209879
meant kelli

starting to worry collingwood might be fucked

gym sesh was good lads but there was only one pawg there today.

>>150205788
>(They do have more attractive players than aflw generally speaking)
no they don't lol

bit blowy

>>150209898
applied for the dees yet mate

>>150209912
based gfza iykwim haha

>i need to get big muscles so women will like me!
fuck off gymcunt no one cares for your insecure teenage vanity shit here

>>150209934
Shan't be watching the AFLW out of protest. Fuckers ruining Thursday night footy. Make the AFLW a twilight game that leads into the AFL night game if you must.

>>150209912
there are women wearing short summer dresses who dressed for the warm, sunny morning and didn't think of the afternoon

women do like big muscles thoughbeit

>>150209812
>its' the jews' fault I spend all day looking at p*rn

>>150209942
other men*
women like men they like, the muscles are inconsequential
the only one you're impressing is other men, like a colossal faggot

>>150209950
Its actually the reverse champ, the absolute state of your cope

>>150209954
the only one here coping is you mate. your muscles mean and do nothing. enjoy only attracting other men though. faggot.

>>150209950
gigacope

anon who burned his tongue how you holding up mate

>>150209912
the trees outside my window are going spastic

>>150209961
This is Caleb's mother. Thank you for your concern about my son. Caleb's tongue is in a bad way and he will not be able to talking with his family or his internet friends until further notice. I am also forbidding him from returning to this website once he heals. I am appalled at the behaviour and language used on this website. I am confiscating his computer and tablet and blocking internet access to his bedroom. You are all very sad, disturbed, disgusting people. I hope you all have a long, hard look at yourselves.

Jeanine

>>150209939
this but can aflw and beat the shit out of anyone who demands equal pay for aflw "players"

>>150209983
more like Gayleb iykwim jeanine haha

>>150209997
>physical strength
>muscles
kek retard

>>150209812
Stéphane Pacaud is not an evil courrupted pedojew he's just a fellow frenchman no more perverted than any of us

>>150210005
R A R E
A
R
E

>>150209997
welp, i guess we're all bloatmaxxing now. "perceived strength" is all that matters, not appearance. way to out yourself as a vain faggot though.

wonder why we're perverted

>>150210005
how did you find this place
you don't belong here
fuck off jean fuckface

might want to apply yourself with these baitposts m8

>>150210005
S'il vous plaît, regardez notre sport

>>150210014
>Additional analyses showed that tallness and leanness were also favoured, and, along with estimates of physical strength, accounted for 80% of men's bodily attractiveness
So be tall, lean and strong and women will find you attractive? Wow. Who would've thought?

i should kill you worthless faggots

>>150210020
I used to watch aussie footy on Eurosport 2 and thought it was kino
Been lurking here for longer that i can remember

>>150210028
Go ahead.

If suns make the GF, I will dress as Solaire.

>>150209896
Not too shabby for his age. My pop was enormous at that age. Dad's somehow kept smaller.

>>150210027
we're talking about muslces and the appearance thereof. this has nothing to do with height, fat % or perceived strength. your linked study is completely irrelevant.

everybody likes men who are lean and strong. halo effect is real.

i command respect

>>150210027
>he's still focussing on women liking him because of muscles
E X P O S E D.
It was never about 'fitness' or 'strength' - he just wants women to like him lmao, insecure vain faggot, he BTFO himself

>>150209893
I think they're done because they played too many old players.
That's why the Docker's have been dominant the past few rounds. I think they or Adelaide will win the GF. Geelong are surprising though and GC are a roughie. Hawks have issues, I'm not sure what's up.
Giants, Lions are like the pies. Dogs are too busy raping little boys to care about the GF.

>>150209961
He died.
F.

>>150210043
>>150210050
I'm not even the guy that posted the study but you can't possibly be surprised that women find those three traits attractive?

>>150210038
Praise Sol.

>>150210061
>being tall
gym can't change that
>being thin
don't need gym for that
>"perceived strength"
completely irrelevant

>>150210064
Man... early Vikings was so good, why did it go to complete shit so fast?

the real question is *why* do women like men who are lean and strong?

>>150210005
not a single person on this planet likes french people

love Lagertha so much

>>150210074
Why do you like women that are hourglass shaped, thicc, busty yet petite?

>>150210083
they are fertility signals

anon, why do you not want your /afl/ family becoming stronger versions of themselves?

cant stop gambling

>>150210105
less competition in the hsgf market

i will have him shot when i can afford it

You will be watching AFLW right, /afl/?

>>150210121
no but stephanie may

>>150210121
nope

footy tomorrow lads

>>150210121
>me sitting in front
>NNNOOO DONT TAKE YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS OFF AND REST THEM ON TOP OF MY HEAD NOOOO THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE HAHA

only female sport i could take seriously (and no i wont be watching it) is netball because at least its not subsidised by the mens game and netball is a purely female sport and isn't full of dykes that want to groom little girls so they can molest them.

The answer is: because lewd.

Is cooking a sport?

>Full of dykes that want to groom little girls so they can molest them.

B A S E D

>>150210130
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>150210139
but less about /afl/ iykwim haha

>>150210130
>and isn't full of dykes that want to groom little girls so they can molest them.
Hopefully you aren't speaking too soon

>>150210136
all the best chefs in the world are male

>>150210136
Masterchef is

>>150210097
Not necessarily.
In fact they can be completely the opposite. It's odd right?

It's not like men with chad form, which both males and females admit to desiring for physical peak. Don't get me wrong, I'd love us to have malleable shapes and sizes, but nature is a brutal gauntlet that designed things this way.
Women on the other hand have flexibility with shape. That's why men tend to desire many different shapes.


You don't need a science report to understand this. Your instincts will tell you this.

Mixed gender sports is where it's at.

>>150210152
yeah my instincts tell me ur a fagget what you say aobut that fag

>>150210159
kek hes done yuo here fag its over for you

>>150210159
>>150210167
Delet

i am the most esoteric man in this thread

>>150210159
kek gottem

might start the btfo of the day award and name it after that anon haha

>>150210176
t. hylic

for me, it's Elaine Grigg

>Undercover police officers in the UK were harassed within minutes of posing as runners in a new operation to catch catcallers terrorising women.
Complimenting women is literal terrorism.

>>150210194
footy?

>>150210203
Yes, this is happening in the AFLW.

is it sexist for women to catcall women

ate skittles for breakfast

>don't even get teams today because no thurs game
wednesday is so barren

Essendon $4.35 and Collingwood $3 if anyone is interested in free money

I have nothing to say. I have no thoughts tonight

suicide is inevitable for me

up the mighty eagles

God I love having sex with big beautiful women. Two things which make fat chicks such a great fuck; firstly, they are genuinely into it because they are grateful to be fucked by someone like myself, and secondly, their sexual performance is very good to try to make up for their obesity. The ideal BBW is one who isn't morbidly obese, but just a regular fat bitch with a BMI between 25-30

>>150210197
Picnic blankets are based, shit post

>>150210309
I used to say this but it was just because I couldn’t pull skinny chicks

>>150210194
Meanwhile the lads who tackled some naked black nonce jerking himself off on the tube have been arrested kek

Off to see the tax man. Shan't be telling him I cashed out a couple thousand in crypto

>>150210152
men are attractive to fertile women simple as

Why do Australian """"men"""" drink sissy "schooners" when the Imperial Pint is every Norfman's right?

Cheers anyway lads

>>150210327
A real man’s drink is water, you faggot nigger

dindins lads

>>150210327
maybe in queersland they do

>>150210333
This with a daily glass of cold milk

>>150210327
Went to Whitehaven beach today it was class and there was an American bird on our boat with tits so big that even my missus mentioned them

>>150210327
we drink pints here lad

>>150204267 (OP)
lol

>>150210338
>>150210343
I've been to Sydney, I'm in Queensland, I'll see about Melbourne but I'm seeing a lot of Schooners tbqh lads

>>150210337
Nice Din Dins lad. I'm actually the original Din Dins poster on /ck/ lel

What's your favourite cat breed

>>150210121
is that Ken?
>on the exit row
kek

I wish I had the mental strength to actually cook a dinner. I’ve mentally regressed so much that I just eat peanut butter toast for dinner every night

>>150210349
here's a handy guide our kid
in wa don't think i've ever seen a schooner

>>150210363
why self reflect and possibly even grow when you can lash out at cookers instead

>>150210381
I’m not lashing out, I’m being genuine.

>>150210342
I hope you sneakily got a photo to show us

>>150210375
WTF is SA doing blud

>>150210375
Tah mucker

Coming back to do Perth in a couple of years hopefully. Cracking country, got a bit wet in Sydney but it's all been class

>>150210388
i know lad i was mocking certain posters who lash out at any sort of self actualising

>>150210396
you come over for the lions tour?

>>150210390
Really wish I did mate. She was peng

Take this literal bimbo I accidentally took a picture of in Bondi trying to get a picture of her dog (my mate has the same one)

nothing better than a pint of XXXX gold, god's chosen alcohol

>>150210403
Nah my GFs brother lives out here, so a bit of that and a bit of a trip around too

Not quite sure about moving here (she is) but still, lovely times

>>150210417
Why do you have a uk flag

>>150210423
Phoneposting and data roaming always seems to revert back to your home flag. It's yours on WiFi

i wish i was a high school teacher

>>150210430
You watched a game of footy? Should do it in melb

With flowers in my hair

fuck off were full cunt

what part of the uk are you lads from? i'm a yorkshireman me

>>150210435
wouldn't be encouraging this poor pommy bastard to go watch the absolute fucking state of AFL in 2025, maybe if he comes back next year it'd be worth it. most games are probably nearly sold out anyway.

>>150210435
Yeah seeing my GFs friends in Melbourne and they're taking us to Hawks v Melbourne on Saturday. Looking forward to it

Get fucked normie uk faggot cunt

>>150210442
You reckon they’ve sold 100,000 tickets to hawks v dees?

Fox Footy video packages are so gay

>>150210447
that'll show him!

>>150210444
nice cock. gymfags btfo

joey from joeys world tour died

>>150210448
yeah but why would you go watch that

>>150210446
sorry to hear pommy bastard, i wouldn't wish watching another boring expected thumping on anyone. i won't be watching that garbage.

>>150210441
Actually am from the East Riding of Yorkshire lel

>bont is number one ranked player in the league pretty much every year
>never """won""" a brownlow

AND yet tony liberatore has one

>>150210446
Good stuff send some pics

>>150210466
west me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVWtrHYFuS0

>>150210304
UP THE COASTERS!!!!!!

yeah i have a gf and travel too and friends i see when travelling

>>150210327
hot weather the beer heats up too quickly in a pint glass so they drink scooners so they keep getting fresh cold beers

burnt my bum hair trying to light a fart on fire

Harley Reid is worth $10 million a season.

footy tomorrow lads

Do UK tradies wear tan work boots to emulate African-Americans?

>>150210520
>>150210126

>>150210529
carlton vs collingwood and another interstate match

god I want to die

>>150210524
uk tradies are african americans iykwim haha

Fuck i'd love to take a big black dick up my ass right about now

>>150210538
crisp tan work boot wearer

>>150210533
you literally could not pay me to watch womens footy or cricket

What colour work boots am I supposed to buy

No but ash centra

>seething about tan work boots
what the fuck bro

I didn’t masturbate today. That’s probably the fourth day this entire year where I didn’t masturbate. If I reach two full days then that’s my record this year, and if I reach 5 days then that’s a record for probably 10 years.

Unbuttoning my pants to wank my penis

>>150210553
This but booze

>>150210553
this but giving a fuck about israel or ukraine

might join a brown run club

dont wank
dont drink
dont wear tan work boots

simple as

parmi for din

think we need to update the list

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots

forgot pic lel

is running a sport?

parma for din

>>150210577
>going to the barber
wut

>>150210580
this country is so dead its quite unbelievable really

Australia, a nation of pussies and faggots

>>150210581
Looks good!

>>150210581
yum

/afl/ is the whitest general as confirmed by some british poster
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150194354

>>150210581
sorry meant parmy* damn auto-correct

>>150210581
I'm jealous.

what's crazy is how in the uk "asians" (pakis and poos) are somehow seen as gangsters you don't want to fuck with. honestly doubt there's a single fucking stinky paki or poo in this country that i would be slightly intimidated by. their odour is another matter.

>>150210581
Now THAT's a good looking Parmo!

parmza

>>150210581
Mate that's literally mine from last night haha what

>>150210581
i wish i was eating that parmei

>>150210603
How did he come to this conclusion

>>150210581
That look SO GOOD!!!

>>150210581
c'est une parmé trés bonne

Great now I’m craving a beer

>>150210581
uma delicia

This general is entirely white and male

>>150210631
hence why it is boring

Back on the WiFi now so I'm just an ordinary Australian bloke like yous lot

The following program may contain images and voices of deceased persons.

>>150210639
cheers for the trigger warning senpai

Can just imagine all the trade season articles when Tassie's in
>DEAL WITH THE D*VIL
>REID signs record-breaking $25M contract to become Tasmanian for life
Utter trash

im off to prison soon. you will see me on the news.

>>150210327
cheers

>>150210654
hilldawg, I hope you rot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvMtOTDD03w
If you ever want your confidence destroyed.

>>150210664
i feel so bad for young men these days. no wonder they dont go out anymore. its all bullshit. normal women dont care about penis size. turbo whores do but they will also suck your average cock anyway so it doesnt matter, because they are whores.

My penis is tiny

>>150210670
BASED mark latham

>>150210677
Imagine all the Indians he has to deal with now that they know he's pro poo.

>>150210375
Do you call it a parm, parma or a parmi up north, Queensland bros?

who wanking they dick off

>>150210664
seems a touch heteronormative for triple gay

>>150210613
Am I the only one that doesn't like ham on a parma? I'd like to like it more since jews and muslims can't eat it like that but it just doesn't need it.

word is reid already signed a 2 year extension worth 1.8/year with the option for 8 more years tied to the salary cap. to be announced at the end of the season.

>>150210105
>why don't you want fellow /afl/as to become vain narcissistic faggots and get big muscles so that more women will maybe like you?

My feet are fucking freezing but I don't want to put on the heating.

>>150210685
parmi
t. lions customer

>schnitzel
>beef
>no sauce
>make sure it's not touching the icky salad

>>150210697
>to be announced at the end of the season.
Why wait? They're waiting to see if they can squeeze out a priority pick first?

>>150210105
What a load of crap this post is

>>150210664
>I'm 4.5 inches
>I think it looks normal

>>150210710
rightio mabior

>>150210706
>Johnny Sins who's got like a 10 inch cock
Not even close.

in hindsight where did it all go wrong

>>150210730
The meaning of words and numbers has been belittled so much these days you can hardly go a day without hearing a fib from the world
>100%
>For sure
>The fucking [subject] (but the subject isn't even capable of fucking >inb4 im the subject xd)

west coast will make finals again before essendon do

>>150210760
depends on what harley reid does

The last time Essendon made the finals was in 2004

Is it worth learning to beatbox

>>150210580
Can I have a whites run club? No?
So much for white colonial supremacy

>>150210664
>All the size queens mention that they're "big" or "bigger" ladies
Fat women are awful.

>>150210730
Kek I posted this over and over last year.
>finishes 11th

>>150210781
Some of the best fucks ive had have been with bigger lasses tbqhwy

so windy outside, hope the bin doesn't tip over and leave all my cum tissues and homemade fleshlight on the lawn (last time it was birds)

aflw eve

Are you fucking blokes excited for the AFLW season?

>>150210808
>Are you fucking blokes
yes

>>150210808
No

>savoury mince for dinner
>sticky date pudding for dessert
So fucking good.

>>150210837
Crispo

Would you guys date an aflw girl?

>>150210847
No

>>150210847
I'm not a lesbian so I'm not their type.

>>150210847
If they were cute and straight sure.
I just dont think an aflw girl would date me.

>>150210847
Too tall, fat, blonde and bogan looking for me.

A chance to meet AFL legend Wayne Carey (at a strip-club)

The Alf wife
https://youtu.be/rIE6SxH-JuM?si=YqTQaoJe1aE0dXeA

>>150209227
That was the last cod I bought, all or nothing mode was great

>>150210882
That sounds awful.

>>150210882
imagine if /afl/ had a meetup and put all the neetbux together to book an afl player

>>150210906
>tfw we pool together money to get errol gulden but he doesn't bring grace and it just turns into an awkward quiet stilted lunch no one wants to be at

>>150210906
>book steven may
>he has one too many and heems micksperg

i feel like ive outgrown this place

>>150210932
See you tomorrow.

>>150210581
*parmi

>>150210932
I've been here since 2011.

>>150210957
newfag

Any full blown trannies in?

>>150210999
I don't want to talk about it

>>150210999
Read this as tradies at first. Not sure what's worse.

>>150210999
Shut up.

>>150210882
yikes, guessing he didn't budget too good

>>150211059
this is what aflw uniforms should be

nice try piesperg

>>150211111
observed

>>150211111
>>150211133

i wanna seriously fuck up daniel hoyne

i went to koutafit club mile end and everyone knew you

crisp

where you all go??

>>150211249
crown

>>150211249
church

>>150211313
i heard the first thing he did when breaking into banks was set fire to loan/mortgage records, i can't dislike the man really

>>150211320
>set fire to loan/mortgage records
A true fucking hero.

>>150211320
>>150211336

>>150211376
*respectfully nods*

>>150211150
he pisses me off
only sen thing i watch these days is fireball or maybe the buckley one if it seems interesting
comes across as a know it all but CD is both just wrong and makes up retarded shit all the time

>>150211376
Reminder there is absolutely no evidence that anyone ever made 'comments' on this picture.

>>150211376
why don't they just wear skins like most men do these days

>>150211376
She has a vagina right there under those shorts.

>>150211399
Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.

Don't you just love government transparency?

https://www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Business/Tabled_Documents/11929

>>150211472
I wonder why the "Minister of Trade and Tourism" would concern himself with social media regulation...

>>150211472
no but steven opaque

>>150211497
Because he probably wants to know how it's going to work when any travellers coming to Australia are going to have to face scan themselves and upload their data to a foreign government to use their social media, search google or watch youtube.

it the google restriction thing just for using a google account or using its products at all?
isn't cloudfare/captcha run by google?

we are all cucked
uncle Sam WILL know your porn history and give thats FINAL

>>150211527
No one knows yet. 30 documents regarding the implementation have just been released at the request of a minister and hilariously virtually the whole fucking thing is redacted.

>>150211562
hah, that's so shady and gay, hopefully the senate will unfuck the shit (says the self-aware idiot)

mfw banging hammer

just do what france does for porn sites, a double-blind id verification that lasts only as long as that session and details of such are destroyed thereafter, no need for government tracked profiles on every user just for casual browsing

>>150211626
>no need for government tracked profiles on every user just for casual browsing
unfortunately the government disagrees

>>150211626
you don't get it

AFLW is back!!!!!!!!!

>>150211572
>hopefully the senate will unfuck the shit (says the self-aware idiot)
Who? The Greens and Crossbench?
>Liberals join Labor in pushing it through the senate
Oh noes... you got a loicence for that there post, son?

>>150211913
as i said, i'm a self-aware idiot for raising such a notion, knowing it wouldn't happen

>>150211626
yeah it's almost like stopping kids from accessing porn isn't the real agenda here. oh well the footys on friday that's more important than thinking about things that don't make sense.

>>150211472
lads are these the kind of black bars put in by an inept boomer where you can open it as a word doc and drag the bars away to reveal the words

>>150212228
no this is locked tight unfortunately

They call me Nighthawk

If any of you guys are rich can I have some money

Laura Kane will have blood on her hands if I kill my self due to no footy tonight

They call me Daydove

>>150214692
sent :)

I will not masturbate today.

>>150215985
based meza

gma

>>150216014
gm mate how ya doing

taking my morning freo
laughable how people think brisbane won't beat them

VERY good morning lads, it's thursday and that means footo today

>>150216980
OH NO NO NO

>>150217098
I LOVE IT iykwim haha

God I hope we see a nipple in tonight's match

>>150217283
no but steven lactate

>>150217283
Bare bum for me

the girls are on tonight

>>150217661
meant on my dick iykwim haha

What's for dinner?

>>150216051
haven't seen a game o footo in awhile but saw that my dosn won the nog against geelong on the weekend

>>150218084
how the fuck did they do that
thank fuck geelong weren't on my 'ti

>>150211781
cannay fuckn read this

>>150218124
geelong played bruise free footy because they're a bunch of punces. just really cowardly stuff

Good morning alf

Made a newey

>>150218379

shant