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SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it comfy, shift one octave of tone lower at the first fit of anger and stay Polarettipilled.

A. Brown 44'
J. Durán 45+2'
Fred 55'
Y. En-Nesyri 83'
Talisca 90+5'

>>150209562
Thanks for sharing

>>150209562
I'm still a bit mad honestly. I still haven't decided if Lotomba is just completely retarded or if it was matchfixing. Something about that game was not right.
Van Persie not taking out the obviously struggling players also made absolutely no sense.

negru

nihao

The ABTudor? Mbangula himself

>>150209966
Wtf I rate him even more now

>>150209966
Mbangula? More like Mbannedgula

Just found out we play at 18

Dollar to City
Calabria to Sassuolo

gm sirs.

another attempt to make my fanta team

>>150210303
don't forget douglas luiz and milik for only 4 fantacazzos

This but with Locatelli

>Operazione non completata!
>Violato il vincolo di Team Cap

is there some other parametres than money cos i cant make full team without gettin this

the sfinterista fears actual accounting

>>150210383
i make it under the budget and it still says this

>>150210392
You have too many of the same team. it's not budget related

>>150210397
oof. too many inter kings

For me? Yup, it's Belly

>>150210404
Still don't understand why Perin has the #1 jersey

>>150210308
for me its florian mussolini :^)

>>150210427
Opinions on Meloni (Mussolini's heir) kneeling to GODsrael?

>>150210429
a >woman is il duces heir

gud joke fra

>>150210481
If not her, who else? Salvini just won the ballon d'or of Friend of Israel for the 3rd (4th?) year in a row

inter has both monaco and monza games up on their site.

gonna be scouting

barellino missed two sitters and sucic lost the ball dangerously in the first 10min

good afternoon /seriea/

>Kristjan Asllani is aware of the fact that Inter are looking to sell him this summer, and Football Italia understands that there is now direct contact between the Nerazzurri and Bologna over a possible deal for the Albanian midfielder.

>>150210565
Does it also have a certain final from a couple of weeks ago?

>>150210633
ive read rumours its gonna be a loan since no one wants to pay 20m

thuram missed a sitter passed by barellino

>>150210658
that was fake game made by ai

>>150210380
Too many players of the same teams, no more than 3 or maybr 4

John Duran Duran

When will Israeli settlers colonize the south? I want my Italy to become a superpower

fabrrica calling soon.

sucic seems very gud skiller. was fouled and cacanoghu blocked refs view. so no foul.

kys grimolli

grimoli grimoli where are the transferioli

VENUS I AM
WONDERFUL VENUS FOR YOU
MY DEAREST, I LOVE ONLY YOU

Young Lions is off to Liverpool, which baby Italo talent will take his place as the Daniele Rugani Award winner this season? Ghilardi!

>>150211405
>/serieded/ cant even keep their memes anymore
super league bad

>>150211405
Meant to type a ‘?’ at the end, not intended as a Ghilardi shill post lel

>>150211405
Bertola

Look, if this isn’t the strongest Serie A side we’ve ever seen, and I mean ever, then I don’t know what to tell you. A lot of people, the so-called 'calcio experts' they like to pretend it’s relegation level. Total nonsense! Everybody’s talking about it. It’s a tremendous team, believe me.

>>150211424
The bigs being retarded radicalized me, the Atalanta, Parma, Lecce scouting etc is enough to trick you that maybe the league would be sustainable with better youth development and stadiums but the top clubs have the decision making ability of Sultan Ibrahim I. They need 1990s money where there are no financial consequences for their actions, even Atalanta is starting to get in on the collective retardation lowkey.

>Now look, people don’t talk about this enough, but I’m going to talk about it. It’s called Atlanticism. Big word. A lot of people don’t understand it. But I understand it. It’s about strong partnerships. Europe, America, the Atlantic. The BEST partnerships, folks. We made NATO great again, didn’t we? They said we couldn’t do it. We did it.
>But here’s the deal, nobody’s talking about what really strengthens Atlanticism today. And that, folks, is Hello Kitty Island Adventures. That’s right. Tremendous game. The best game. Some say it’s for kids, I say it’s for champions.
>You go to Hello Kitty Island, and what do you see? You see order. You see friendship. You see values. Just like the Atlantic alliance, we work together. My Melody, Badtz-Maru, Chococat, all working for a common goal. Beautiful.
>And let me tell you, the European leaders, Macron, Scholz, they all ask me, “Mr. Trump, how do we build stronger ties?” And I say: play Hello Kitty Island Adventures. You want unity? You want peace? You start with cuteness, folks. You start with discipline. You earn those friendship points, you don’t just get them!
>We’re going to make the Atlantic great again, and we’re going to do it with honor, with strength, and maybe a little help from Hello Kitty. Why not? It’s a beautiful thing.
>So let’s fight for freedom. Let’s protect our allies. And let’s build the greatest island adventure the world has ever seen!
Wow truly an inspiring speech by the greatest president!

Lloyd Kelly Island Adventure

>>150211568
more regen faces smeared with shit, but this time with blackjack and women's football

>>150211633
I started using AI generated faces and while they do repeat, it's still easier on the eyes than the "normal" regens that I've looked at for years.
I do miss FM15, it had a great hair/face/look pack

I can't believe Crimson Desert got delayed... it really is over

>>150211701
More and more time for you to reach GoD with Clive

JUST IN: Juventus have never made an official offer to Manchester United for Jadon Sancho.

Contacts with his agents took place between late May and early June, but talks stopped there. For now Sancho-to-Juventus is not an imminent deal.

>>150211782
sic 'em, Torgal

hell yeah

What did terrone-juventus mean by this?

Dazn Sancho

>>150212007
>almost

>>150212014
Goldaniga to Jj

>Italian media hyped up some random kid from Parma so EPL got scammed into handing over 40 million
Lel

>>150212090
fr tho
smart business honestly, using EPL and Saudi league as a bidone disposal, like when Venezia got Alex Ferguson to pay actual money for Massimo Taibi

>>150212090
you gotta respect the hustle, I can't even front, son

Tomiyasu to jJ

>>150211966
Mostly peaceful stretching exercises

https://x.com/PlayStation/status/1955653358502719790
>Mortal Kombat 1
Japanese Soldier Continued to Fight for 30 Years After WWII

the fuck

Friganrossa

>>150212332
that's all it ever was anyway, just lads and cute waifus stretching in the sun, i don't see what all the fuss is about

ghilliardi with Leoni are two different people ?

>>150212364
literally who

Someone turn down the sun

Is it just me or is the Jj official website just fucking broken

>>150212849
https://www.juventus.com/en/video/juventus-vs-juventus-next-gen

>>150212862
Thanks, was lagging like a motherfucker for me for some reason

What games should Vlahovic play in his next year as NEET not being invited to work but still making 12 million salary?

Miretti is so fucking dogshit man

douglASS

>>150212962
>his first gole with Jj is a header from a Kostic cross
We live in an alternate reality

>>150212967
his first shot was dogshite though

makeney looks darker than usual

>Zingaro
He gets whistled too, this is the funniest shit I have seen in my entire life, Locatelli was in the exact same situation last year

>Zingaro
it just keeps happening

>another Vlahovic miss
Atlanticism is cool and Serbia deserved it

Just saw this, surely he scored it

>>150213039
cringe

>>150213060
Oh and no, the GK didn't save it because the zingaro just skyrocketed it lole

I almost wanna feel bad for him but he deserves it

so Jj's season is entirely dependent on post acl Bremer keeping the shack standing up, they're lucky La Viola, La Lazio, La Dea and La Riomma are all in worse shape and Bofogna is buying players that are falling apart before the season even began.

sorry dusan no 12 millions for you from us. we'll go for the erasmus freckles guy

>>150213095
La Riomma is literally fighting for the scudetto and would've done it last season too if they didn't hire Juric. Look at Ranieri's ppg compared to the other teams

>>150213109
While I agree they could have easily finished top 3 last year with a less schizo board and locker room I have many doubts Gasperini will click already in the first season.

>Miretti dead
Motherfucker, now >we won't even be able to sell him

>>150213155
Oh noooo we get to keep a player that is better than all of our midfielders combined, I'm so mad haha

>>150213095
>La Lazio... in worse shape
scudetto season incoming

>>150213161
they all lost a leg in a freakish bus accident?

>>150213176
No but I wish they did

tfw beastlley serie ass mvp next season

You can see how Douglas Luiz is technically better than any of the other midfielders, if he weren't a lazy arse he could be useful for next season but hey gotta buy Sneedcho

>>150213242
Somehow he looks like he never makes efforts on the pitch

Back home safe from Constantinople and my belief that Turks don’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same breathe as kanker Marokkanen has only been strengthened. What an absolutely lovely people and city. Shame about the result but I for one am ready for the obligatory AS Roma game coming up in the EL.

>another duccio (former) player convicted for smuggling drugs, seven hundred kilos at that
well well well

>>150213366
TALISCA 95'

>pitch invasion and match over at like the 50th minute
Man this is so dogshit

>>150213366
Based for saying Constantinople

Somebody just stabbed Vlahovic!!!!!

>>150213507
It's real guys, the Ustaše just flew over my house!

>>150213060
Sauce:
https://x.com/m1897/status/1955675396529078602
>>150213366
saying turks are better than nafris is like saying Vlahovic at Juve is better than Kluivert at Milan
https://youtu.be/QcUuWL1-Hz4?t=48

>>150213366
Great cities but it’s too expensive for a shithole

I'm looping the Tudor speech

Kostic got bullied by the Next Gen dude but according to Belgio #1 he's a gud player

You know what, dodo to jJ doesn't sound that bad at this point

>>150211966
top kek

marmotta…for the love of gio, the lions please tonight
aweembawey aweembawey

What is life like in Udine? Asking for a friend from Motherwell

hakan red was deserved. made absolute retard tackles twice in a row for the first yellow.

we need an ederson in midfield. id even take some random pacy african negru

>>150214132
kek

This will surely be zaniolo's comeback season just you watch. /Seriea/ couldn't be wrong for 7 seasons in a row now could they?

>>150214830
its either failed olympiacos loan spell now or aek fc in two years

1 Van De Ven please

Whits the goalie dayin Tom

>Leoni to Liverpool is a done deal
>35m bonuses included

>>150215420
Interbros not like this

>>150215465
pirola edges closer

>>150215411
Horsing around hehe

>>150215465
Good thing Modric joined them at last

kys grimolli

>>150215465
only a retard would be happy an Italian talent is leaving the league to join Premier

Italians abroad are like gerbils, you need to give them same-species friends to thrive. Leoni is going there to sort out Chiesa

I am going to take a semiliquid poop. When I come back, I expect /seriea/ to be flooded with great rumors that involve my team which played a friendly match today captained by none others than Manuel

>>150213883
>Tudor speech
Can you offer a tl;dr plox?

>new map in BF6's beta
Nice

>>150215792
Something about Kosovo being Serbia and girls in videogames

>>150215700
>in a stunning move that shocked europe olympiacos fc are moving for the signature of 20 year old abdulie manneh from mjallby

>>150215700
Manuel Ferrera as captain, who says no?

>>150215571
do you really rate him that highly though? english clubs have historically have a record of overpaying for overhyped Italian youngsters
talking up and then offloading the likes of Borini, Dossena, Aquilani, Maccarone, Santon, etc. onto silly EPL clubs with more money than sense was good business, I feel

>Matt O’Riley, keen on Juventus move after talks took place to ask for deal conditions.
>Understand Juventus are considering a loan with obligation deal but only if/when a midfielder (Douglas Luiz) leaves.
>O’Riley, part of 3 men shortlist.
t.PORCA MADONNA

>>150215828
absolute king, always liked him
Tudor is a Latin Dalmatian name incidentally, formerly common on Lesina and in and around Split when it was Spalato, so he either had Roman ancestors or his ancestors were owned by Romans

>>150216053
grim

>>150216053
>3 men shortlist.
name them

>>150216196
Franck Kessie, Matt O'Riley, Roberto Pereyra

lads am I just a millennio-boomer nostalgia fagoot or has football changed in such a way that we aren't really getting players like we used to, you know, the kind that directed the ball into the net with the power of imagination?
the players these days are way more fit, more athletic, more powerful, etc. and the tactics are more rationalized, but when you used to turn on the tv to see Kakà dribbling through 4 of whatever overpriced clowns Inter was fielding that week or Del Piero or Di Natale curling it in from 25 metres or even sad past-it Ronaldinho at Milan doing tricks that didn't help the team at all, it's a bit hard to get excited over tactics focused on statistical efficiency and players who either can't or aren't allowed to do anything fun
i also feel the tactical battles were more interesting because there was more genuine variation in styles
it also doesn't help that so many teams are owned by burgers and friendly, polite chinese people now
all feels a bit dry and globohomogenized
call me a fagoot if warranted, but it just doesn't feel quite the same

Kill what a papyrus

With the picture alone I can tell what kind of post it is

pew espo fouled like 4 times vs monaco by cbs. too strong

What is blud talking about now :skull:

>>150216227
>from Hjulmand to this
I fucking knew it

>>150216328
we try to not talk about it

mo what the fuck is a Tel

>>150216576
I think it's a guy that shoots apples with bow and arrow?

next im gonna scout monza game.

>>150216576
its a vehicle that launches ballistic missiles

the greek translation of wilhelm tell is gulielmos telos, literary ITS OVER

Adamo Luciano told me some new names

>>150216672
Do the jJ ultras have it?

SBORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHITALIANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YET AGAIN

Just saw Maxim De Kurper walking through my street

>>150216735
i hope so
>>150216774
better cb than kalulu

Alien Earth? It's kino.

first monza gole was mkhi and dimas fault. mkhi shoulda defended the player dimas went for.

and dimas should have looked behind to see another player there.

Wtf so that's why Jjust's market is so shit

Jj has a market?

>>150217586
Yes I saw SMS' and Aouar's welcome Twitter posts but they got immediately deleted by the WEF

/tv/ idea: A Guy Ritchie directed movie (starring Jason Statham) where an unlikely dup only have 14 days (two weeks) to save the Juventus transfer market.

T-The mercato ends in how many days?!

Daily reminder that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club lost to PSG in the final of the Supercup of UEFA.....

>>150222481
semitic internecine warfare will never end

>>150218818
Tumor weeks

Tudor weeks

Three new challenges and Rush are up

calciooo

back to monza game scoutings

>>150223431
>the previous challenges are still available
Phew

>>150223887
>Phew
More like Pew Pew amirite?

>>150223944
8)

Yeah the Brooklyn map is gud

>this year’s coups aren’t in the listone yet
pancrazioooooo

>>150224062
lel nevermind one of them got sent on loan to serie c, based Italian youth development system

>rush mode is 12v12
Ew why

hows the new Mafia game lads? heard it's short as fuck

>>150224125
Seems it's your average AA third person shooter, probably worth picking up when it's heavily discounted

>>150224158
Think I'll wait once it's on sale on one of the torrent sites
I tried playing Mafia 3 lately as I never finished it before but it's boring as hell and repetitive, and the driving combined with the mechanic of your car not taking much damage when crashing but your character taking it instead was ass

>>150224125
the Synthetic Man review is up, my friend

>>150224253
literally and unironically, who?
please don't tell me you watch twitch streamers or youtube letsplayers...

wauv that pew pew gole against monza.

>>150224869
With pew pew shitaly will finally win its very first non refballed international trophy

In a game where ROF is king LMGs fucking suck

>EXCLUSIVE: Atlético Madrid open talks to sign Nico González from Juventus. Discussions started over potential deal and it could be a permanent move, initial talks ongoing.
t. Herewegoman

>>150224990
Are Atleti trying to buy every single mid player from Serie Ass

>>150224990
Nico Gonzalez will get to play with Hancko (not at Juve)

>>150225011
Kolo Muani will get to play with Kalulu and Koopmeiners (at Juve)
t.Di M4A1rzio

>>150225016
jesus fucking christ

>It's a Molina - Gonzalez swap
Fucking hell it's a shit deal

>>150225032
kys grimolli
just go on vacation and dont bother anymore

And the furtive Kostic, so easily forgotten

imagine saving a pic of a vile creature like kurpmeiners on your pc

Keep your friends close, but your kurpnemies closer

less than a month to Borderlands 4, bros

2 of the 4 vault hunters are women though

Koopmeiners is the kind of guy who plays as a Support and keeps dying while trying to revive teammates in the middle of gunfights

women? love 'em

>65m for Renault Kangoo
Say fucking WHAT

Iveco died so that the Kangoo could live

>>150225222
>65m for a worse and dumber kean
ded sborrt

Who's the Renault Twingo of players

>>150225300
Jordy Clasie

who's the Multipla though

>>150225222
lel they saw the striker market and decided to price gouge, the conditions of the initial loan were completely reasonable

I've only read the positive rumors and there I shall stop

>Atletico Madrid begin negotiations for Juventus winger Nico Gonzalez

imagine having a coach who cant use gonzalez

>>150225510
Is there any coach who can use such shitter? If so I rate him, he must be a god

>>150225510
>>150225521
first you'd need him to be healthy for more than 5 minutes a month

>DouglASS LUISS on loan with option to buy to Buonanottingham Sborrest
>Matt Mo' Ray Lee on loan with obligation to buy with Jjust
t.knower

>>150225560
jesus

>>150225521
like viola did. very attacking winger not a 9

>>150225653
Motta tried it and guess what, he fucking sucked lol
but hey you rating him is an already huge red flag

>>150225560
Master of a drogher bound for Antigua
Old Matt O'Riley, Old Matt O'Riley

>>150225672
motta has same problem as sarri. big autistic system.

>>150225698
Wut? His system is fairly simple compared to other coaches, what are you even talking about

>>150225560
Can’t even sell Luiz, based

>>150225724
he barely got it to work.

Mitt O'Romney

>>150225805
Yeah, because players like Gonzalez fucking suck lol

Remember that one action commented by Marianella though

wtf lol

>>150225858
How's the new stuff? I barely just got home, gonna play in a few minutes
How's the new map?

>>150225870
>How's the new stuff?
Meh/10
>How's the new map?
Gud for conquest, decent for Rush and kinda bad for Breakthrough imho

Jadon Sancho has opened doors to AS Roma move and the proposal is worth £20m as total package.

Loan deal with obligation to buy proposal at easy conditions to activate the permanent deal.

Sancho doesn’t want to go to Turkey at this stage despite reports.

>>150225930
>Sancho doesn’t want to go to Turkey at this stage despite reports.
What about Camerdinho

>>150225930
>sell their best midfielder to sfinter
>waste all of that money on Sneedcho and Bailey
lol
lmao

>>150225004
Simerdeone is seething at the fact he never got a call up to manage the NT and is trying to convert Atlético into a pseudo-Selección for himself.

>>150226026
I heard Koopmeiners has argentinian relatives, I think Simerdone should buy him too

Just saw a rumour about the Black Flag remake/remaster being announced at the Gamescom opening show. Absolutely criminal how we're able to play Rogue at 60 fps on console but can't do the same with Black Flag...

this was advertised in greece as a future ch l match, la prova generale for partenopei... and they are playing in a third world cow field

>>150226167
saar, respect the cow fields saar

John Lions signing for Liverpool. Here’s a bet. Both him and Ngoppola will be back in the division formerly run by Mr Tim this time next year.

>>150226125
>Kenway will be modelled and voiced by Djimon Honsou. The Jackdaw will also be renamed to the Blackedraw. This is all to increase equity and diversity in the gaming industry

why is son of whore letting kone 2012 go

Guardauomo to Jj stars aligning again, just need 1 French club CEO to go on a submarine excursion

>>150226212
>Kenway will be modelled and voiced by Djimon Honsou
Isn't the first mate already modelled on him?

>The Jackdaw will also be renamed to the Blackedraw.
Pond the level of mental illness required to even come up with this stuff.

ITS OVER!!

>Lorenzo Scipioni
I rate him

the only reason olympiacos is playing this match is so inter and roma can scout hezze and pirolo

>watching peesg vs spurs yesterday with 3 friends
>2 are spurs fans
>around 80th minute I tell them there's no chance that peesg will make a comeback
>they scream that I shouldn't say that and it's all over now
>mfw after 90+6

>>150226355
where you eating pizza too?

Read too many rumors regarding my club now my head is spinning and I'm not quite sure what's going on atm

lukaku out for 6 months

well thats my fanta shagged by the looks of the way he waddled off the pitch

>>150226435
now I hope they wont' steal houljund from us, selling raspadorinho is gonna fuck them kek

chimpout in a friendly game

>>150226456
there are many more potential loanees dont forget kulusevski!!!

>they've already updated Lukaku to be injured on fanta
>already have to change 3 players because they're injured
kys pancra

>>150226306
Too much time spent on pol during my time off.

AS Reddit not fucking about with those signings, I can see them definitely securing 6th place this year.

>>150226617
They're about to sign those two shitters whilst selling one of their three best players lmao

>It Might Finally be Time for Paladins to Debut in Diablo 4 - Updated Encrypted Build Found
Neat

He's back.

And he'll be linked with JJ by December. German Seymour Skinner was right all along.

>>150226623
Sancho will run rings around Serie A defences and I rate Bailey.

>>150226632
That'll be another 40 riommabux goy
you get to fight the prime evils goy (not really since they will just possess some irrelevant characters (actually not even that they will just show up in some cutscenes))

>>150226641
Sancho with Gasmerdini is a match made in heaven if you hate both, 3 matches time and they will stab each other

>>150226641
Sancho will run rings around Serie A defences
that lazy bastard is gonna get twatted just like papu did
>captcha GASHM

>Sancho will run rings around Serie A defences
lmao we have real defenders here

Sancho panza lol

This whole story is one of the most bizarre true crime stories you'll ever read about. He'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the Shanghai Shivers.
https://news.stv.tv/west-central/nicholas-rossi-fugitive-who-fled-to-scotland-found-guilty-of-rape-in-us-court

>>150226649
Gasperinus knows how to manage tricky blackies, won a European ngopp with one. I genuinely think Roma will be a force this season.

>>150226687
>I genuinely think Roma will be a force this season
I've heard this story for the last 6-8 seasons. Riomma is supposed to compete for top4/scudett yet they flop massively every single time

>>150226687
With this midfield? No fucking way

luka and lukaku

>installed a new mailbox
>repaired the front door
>broke two drill bits from the lidl set I bought on discount
>haircut, beardcut
>time to vidya and catch up with day's worth of mercato news
>lukaku injured, feelsgoodmane

>>150226732
why do you keep shopping at Lidl? Just how fucking poor are you?

>>150226739
i buy all my stuff from lidl too

>>150226739
I am budget-conscious and love me a good deal.

>>150226749
infinite basado

>>150226687
>I genuinely think Roma will be a force this season.
bah gawd it's the UEFA settlement agreement music

>>150226702
Gasperini to resign in 3 weeks, jesus

>>150226702
>chocolate ice cream kone
>toro marocchino
>baby talento pisillus
>captain fantastic

Yeah you've changed my mind. They should win the title with those bvfali.

>>150226808
opinions on the palestinians to South Sudan FC rumor?

>>150226773
>Inter have made direct contact with AS Roma to ask for conditions of Manu Koné deal.
>The two clubs are in talks about valuation of French midfielder.
>Koné, seen as key player by AS Roma manager Gian Piero Gasperini.
>seen as key player by AS Roma manager Gian Piero Gasperini.
lole

>Graziano Pellè and many other Feyenoord Legends will face Celtic at De Kuip for the Wim Jansen Cup.
This begs the question, will Scotterrone make his way to these shores as well?

>Soungoutou Magassa
this is the most african sounding name I've ever read

>>150226856
sounds like it should be a joke name like Soshito Nakagata

how can you be THAT tall and get chipped

>>150227012
I fell for the vaxx meme, sorry

there is a BIG basketball game today >>150226655

>balding camerda v Floriani in just over 24 hours
I can smell the kino

>>150226617
Talisca 90+5

kone rumours are intrasting. hes really gud.

>>150226819
Honestly I don't see too many alternatives. The idea of a free Palestinian state is dead now, its a figment of the west's imagination. The question should be where can these people live in some sort of peace and dignity, the Arab countries don't want them which should tell its own story. Unimaginable human suffering on Egypt's doorstep and what do they do? Absolutely fuckall. Expulsion of a population isn't new and something has to give because this conflict isn't going to resolve itself.

>>150226835
I wouldn't go to Rotterdam (I would go to Leiden again). Ehhh I'll think about it nearer the time, some big names playing.

Added it to the column of "places he won't go" in the spreadsheet

>>150227340
Personally I want for the Great Franco Israel, Torino's GK so it's calcio related, plan to become reality. Egypt, Jordan, Syria and parts of Saudi Arabia getting annexed would be a wonderful news. Imagine what we can achieve with allies such as them.

I am so fucking mad right now

>>150227406
Same, I was told DICE would nerf shotguns a little bit yet they are still too OP

If roma sells that pippone of manu kone for 50mln it's a massara gigamasterclass

>>150227399
If Saudi Arabia is annexed and racked by conflict would that mean Retegol would retvrn to Mr Eni's Premier Division?

>>150226666
Buongiorno, leoni, and bastoni are literally considered 'nomeni in serie ass

boke

Bokemon

Reminder that Juventus' club buses are Ivecos aka Indian trash

gasperini out
massara out

Need the Roma callapse to bubble away a bit longer before exploding. Somewhere in september/october would be ideal around the start of the EL.

>FACT: Lloyd Casius Kelly (2024/25) has better possession won, defensive duel %, and aerial duel % than Federico Gatti (2024/25), Gleison Bremer (2023/24), Pierre Kalulu (2024/25), and Daniele Rugani (2023/24) — all in just 1,081 minutes played for Juventus.
Bremersissies? BTFO

>FACT: Anon has better possession won, defensive duel %, and aerial duel % and all the other meaningful stats than Sinisa Mihajlovic (2024/25), Gianluca Vialli (2024/25), Gigi Riva (2024/25) - all in just 1081 minutes played
wow

>tfw thought CALCIO would be back this weekend
>it's another week of suffering
Why would Muttuidi do this?

at least EWC Tekken 8 is up

>he won't be watching the Premier Sports League Cup this weekend

lmaoing @ (You)

>>150226732
based

>>150227596
It's COPPA SHITALIA time, aren't you excited to watch allegri's bbilan get humiliated by bari

Name a bigger humiliation ritual than having to play games early on on the Italian cup.

No seriously, really think about this. No cup competition puts more effort into giving massive advantages to the "big" teams. So the only reasobale conclusion you can draw is that if you're playing games this early, you're a tiny team. Now this isn't so bad for your Bari's, your Modena's and your Reggiana's, but there are literal teams having delusions of being "big" playing games this soon...

>>150227866
>Name a bigger humiliation
Talisca 90+5

>>150227866
MAMMA MIA CHE TROIONE

>>150227452
Kono

>>150227418
They're using the same exact build, bit of a pity since this is likely the last test they can do with the community
I have 0 trust that they're going to address all the balance issues by release kek

@serbbro are you Red Star or Partizan?

>>150227975
Makes sense they don't want to mess around with the meta but damn aren't shotguns OP.
They could've fixed it by removing primary weapons as gadgets for the assault class, it's just mind boggling that it gets to keep two primary weapons and the thermobaric grenade launcher

At the end of the day money talks pussies. All that talk about not wanting to leave goes out the window as soon as the money rolls in

Aria di Thermobari

Hibs goalie has sold the jersey, 2 awful mistakes

>4 days of coppa Italia matches in August
is the resident mongoloid also the one in charge of this competition by any chance?

Unbelievable strike from the Hibs striker Bowie, another future Serie A target. Remember the name!

>>150228727
can he be the hero just for one day?

>>150228783
Best post in /seriea/ since the day "Muttuidi" was coined. And that includes that time someone psoted Gio's salami nips.

Unironically.

The July 2025 update brought Trung Trac's sister, Trung Nhi, to the battlefield!

Persists across all Ages
Unique Commendation: "Sisters Unite"
Unique Promotion Tree

Learn more about Civ's newest commander - http://2kgam.es/Civ7Updates

>>150228783
Outstanding ooooooohhhh just as I’m writing this Partizan have scored, last kick of the game… extra time it is

Douglas Luiz is getting closer to Nottingham Forest from Juventus. A contract is ready until 2030. Positive talks in the last hours.
- Nicky Bandschira

>>150229369
this is gonna end up in a domino with hezze ending up in roma

https://x.com/juasanalghaib/status/1955681468866507024
Jej

>>150229502
Certified Rangers Moment™

>>150227444
and 10 years ago they would've been the equivalent of paolo de ceglie or andrea ranocchia, career substitutes and coppa players
fuck the timeline, fuck the timeline

even Pastoni is better than the average eplel centreback lol

Any football player born after 1993 can't score free kicks
All they know is charge they phone, flop for penalty, wear pink boots, post TikToks, twerk, eat energy gel and cry for VAR

Hibs make it through after a thriller against Partizan Belgrade and will face Legia Warsaw (I’ve been to their stadium and it was very nice I enjoyed it). Unfortunately Dundee Utd succumbed to Rapid Wien of Vienna on penals

>>150229502
-ACK

>>150226702
world-beating midfield on FM tbf, that

Factos

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>150229821
Epic Brozo has blood on his hands for starting the crocodile trend

If it were fat and maybe cute it'd be called Objective Chubby

Speaking of chubby and cute, you now remember Siri Dahl before the breast reduction

Fuck printer
Do not sell them Kone

Respawn beacons are underrated, especially if you take into consideration that the average player in this beta has the IQ of Cristian Romero

Today I was bullied by a feminist mean girl who says she doesn’t care if I die.

(Going for my 12th surgery on my stomach in November I hope I wake up)

I know I’m an asshole, a troll, a POS or whatever you wanna call me, but please don’t act like these feminists are any better.

Look up the Kieron Bowie gole, I'm starting to genuinely believe in Scottish talento's

Arabian prophet Ibu Profen

If he was albanian he would be called twinkieron glowie

kwab

John Higgsan

>friend visited me
>drank 1l of vodka in total with me
>smoked joints
>snorted coke
>it's 3am, tomorrow is a holiday so day off
>currently watching WC2006 goals highlights

>>150232041
I was just woken up by the sounds of someone fighting cursing breaking stuff and then bursting into woeful tears, he was probably also watching wc 2006 highlights

>>150232041
>>friend visited me
Please go back to /eredivisie/

>>150232337
>not having football related beer/drug friends
shiggy diggy diddly ding-dong diddly doo
>>150232330
I heard a random commotion under my block but it was just a random drunk dude arguing with his friend over who''s buying more vodka

>>150232041
Wait, you mean the Poles were the true Übermenschen all along?

>>150232418
What''s ubermensch about doing drugs and not falling asleep
I'm not even considered the one who can take/drink a lot in my group honestly

chikaner has a polish vpn now?

>>150232514
it's a highly aesthetic way to spend a weekday night, and aesthetics matter more than anything else in the world
>>150232766
absolute musica

>>150233507
I'm just drunk LS without a trip
don't need it no more since /trb/ has been permanently moved from /sp/
don't forget I've been here since before the first Juventus title in the 9-in-a-row era
we have a holiday tomorrow so I have a long weekend this time

>>150233522
I'm usually not a fan of snorting stuff, depending on the quality obviously. Once or twice I had "polish" mdma which felt like someone fucking me in my nostril but I was on 250% speed for several hours.
Wouldn't recommend it though, the day after is awful.

>>150233528
at that time i'd recently given up on football-chat.net and moved on to tumblr to chat about footy with cute fangirls, before the sjw era
ended up dating one in the meatspace, from warsaw actually, until she decided she wanted to go be an expat hoe in Sofia. It hurt but what do you expect from a milanista

>>150233554
Most of polish women are whores (unironically) and are in heat when they smell a foreigner.
One time I spent 3 weeks talking to a jewish-american-polish girl (big titta) on bumble but I stopped at one point because I had to ask myself what the fuck am I doing if I want to meet up with a jew

>>150233528
wait trollball was banned? where do people discuss football manager now

>>150233589
Not sure if banned, I had some random breaks from 4chan so when I came back at one point I didn't see /trb/ anymore but some anon here mentioned it was moved to /vst/, and it's there. But it's very slow paced. I posted there but it's like 100 posts a week if you're lucky. I didn't see anyone posting with a trip though so not sure how many oldfags are still posting there.
Which is a shame, I was coming to /sp/ only for /trb/ for a long time

>>150233584
>in heat when they smell a foreigner
that was basically how it went
we were talking about moving together to some third country because Canada was already turning into India and she wanted to live somewhere more western than Poland
and then she went on holiday to Sofia to visit her sister who had moved there, found out that if she wore a crop top to bars full of old western expats they'd buy her shit, and that was it, the pair-bonding hormone receptors were fried within weeks
feelsbadman, I hope you haven't experienced similar
>>150233538
>felt like someone fucking me in my nostril
not the hole where i prefer to receive my penises, will stay away

>>150231039
she likes you fra, good luck with your surgery
>>150232041
more productive evening than any Jj transfer meeting this summer

>>150233584
>I spent 3 weeks talking to a jewish-american-polish girl (big titta) on bumble
i understand, it can be hard to resist those khazarian wiles

>>150233678
>feelsbadman, I hope you haven't experienced similar
I have too many stories to tell honestly
>>150233724
she was a huge leftie so I couldn't do it anyway

One Kouadio Emmanuel Boris Koné nicknamed Manu, please

Good morning!

>Nottingham Forest has also held talks with Milan regarding the transfer of Yunus Musah, who is interested in joining the club
Leeds is interested in Milan's striker Noah Okafor
>Athekame to Milan done deal!
After being unsure if he is ready for a big club like Milan, Højlund is ready to say Yes.
>Sassuolo have called ACMilan for Yacine Adli again. Milan have given their availability to sell the midfielder. Up to the player the final decision.
Three teams, including Fenerbahce, are interested in Okafor!
>Leao: "Kean? Maybe… also at Milan. me and him on the pitch...we would be scary together. We would eat everyone."
AC Milan is delighted to announce the permanent signing of Mattia Piermarini from Ascoli Calcio 1898.
>BREAKING: Ousmane Dembélé wants to join AC Milan and is making it known!

wtf he's back! Atlanticism is saved!

>>150234263
What did they put in the summer upgrade for you Zogbots? Higher computing speed in Hello Kitty Adventure Island levels?

hi anons what are the most exciting clubs to watch right now?

>make fun of Juvefags for getting Sancho
>end up with Sancho on a 5 year contract
>to sign him Massara is selling Koné. Cheap. To Inter.
>Cristante starting again
Someone bomb this club to the ground

>Chukwuemeka
who and why does Tudor so desperately want a workrate negro

>>150234674
>muh nato hello kitty
I see you guys still have not made any new cognitive developments. I was just busy with life, work, and uni

Uh oh, looks like twinkazzo is mad mad, his side quests with My Melody, Badtz-Maru and Chococat must be going bad

>>150234695
You could have avoided all this if you hadn't angered the football gods by singing the Europa League anthem like that :^)

>>150234695
With Sancho Roma would be triplete-worthy what the fuck are you smoking

Wtf Miretti dead for one month

>>150235099
My condolences to his kangaroo wife

What is /seriea/s opinion on the doller-psg drama?

>>150235114
Gunther got ACK!'d

>>150235117
I mean Milan literally warned the football world from doing business with such a shady guy

>>150235140
Are you a pro Israeli or pro Palestininans guy

>>150235146
Speaking of which; I ran into another protest here yesterday. Young people really have nothing better to do it seems.

>>150235162
It's August the fuck do you want us to do

Are Coop employees working today?

>>150235168
Chase fikettas and drink birus?

>>150235162
I mean they are trying to bring down the glorious nation of Israel with their dirty hands, I will not let them do that, forza Franco!

>>150235179
Where else do you think girlsies hang out nowadays?

>>150235194
I have no idea; I met my wife online and never talked to women irl.

>>150235199
W-What country is she from and how old are you

>>150235214
USA and I'm 34. I met my wife when I was a 26 year old kissless virgin.

>>150235269
What part of the USA and what ethnicity is she

>>150235124
should've called it 'journey to the glowy village'

Imagine a twink-off between the Greekgiocel and Twinkazzo

>>150235300
kek

>Now look, people don’t talk about this enough, but I’m going to talk about it. It’s called Atlanticism. Big word. A lot of people don’t understand it. But I understand it. It’s about strong partnerships. Europe, America, the Atlantic. The BEST partnerships, folks. We made NATO great again, didn’t we? They said we couldn’t do it. We did it.
>But here’s the deal, nobody’s talking about what really strengthens Atlanticism today. And that, folks, is Hello Kitty Island Adventures. That’s right. Tremendous game. The best game. Some say it’s for kids, I say it’s for champions.
>You go to Hello Kitty Island, and what do you see? You see order. You see friendship. You see values. Just like the Atlantic alliance, we work together. My Melody, Badtz-Maru, Chococat, all working for a common goal. Beautiful.
>And let me tell you, the European leaders, Macron, Scholz, they all ask me, “Mr. Trump, how do we build stronger ties?” And I say: play Hello Kitty Island Adventures. You want unity? You want peace? You start with cuteness, folks. You start with discipline. You earn those friendship points, you don’t just get them!
>We’re going to make the Atlantic great again, and we’re going to do it with honor, with strength, and maybe a little help from Hello Kitty. Why not? It’s a beautiful thing.
>So let’s fight for freedom. Let’s protect our allies. And let’s build the greatest island adventure the world has ever seen!
Wow truly an inspiring speech by the greatest president!

And he is still obsessed...

>Torbjorn Heggem is a new Bofogna player
Nice, another viking

>>150235722
Sounds like an Overwatch character with 692 fanarts uploaded on Rule34

Chief Clancy Heggem

>>150235722
we heggem een serieus playeer

- "Ma tu augureresti mai a qualcuno di dover scegliere tra il terzino del genk, quello del girona, quello dello strasburgo e quello dello young boys?"

- "Beh se devo scegliere, meglio a te che a me"

- "Meglio Athekame, ok"

Heggemian dialetic

Just had this captcha pop up while replying to a thread on another board, enjoy

>>150234203
based. throw in one looker man

>posting in other threads on /sp/
>let alone posting on other boards
Unless it’s /m/ or the /zzz/ thread on /vg/, what are you doing to yourself behaving like this?

kys grimolli

holy aura loss

>>150236704
needs a JUST hair edit

>>150236429
i will admit to popping into /tran(nie)s/ now and again to see what's what

>>150236429
Sometimes you've got to step outside your comfort zone, just like the brave Feyenoord players who managed to score two wondrous goals away from home

in bonny, kone, lookman and bade. all darkies.

why are all younger coaches obsessed with bbc?

Why was no italian team willing to pay 35m for lions?

>>150236852
It was actually 1 player (Watanabe) who scored twice.

>>150236908
because he's good but not "worth 2m for every Serie A match played so far" good

>>150236925
Milan should have bought him. He is better than De Winter

>>150236429
I regularly go on /pol/, /tv/ and /his/. Occasionally go on another half dozen boards. Rarely go on outer spee because the board has slowed down a helluva lot since the last ngopp mondial.

He had the right loicense from the King.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15003423/Labour-councillor-called-far-right-protesters-throats-cut-anti-racism-rally-cleared-encouraging-violent-disorder.html

Related to calcio in any way other than wishing for the same to happen to Douglas Luiz and those rating him (in Mafia: The Old Country)?

>Didier Drogba has landed in Italy to submit a 50-page petition to Atalanta, approved by CAF, advocating for a fair and transparent transfer process for Africa’s top talent Ademola Lookman, Africa’s Best Player of the Year.
Lmao

>>150237414
this is it, the straw that could tip the balance and trigger the first Bergamasque Reich

>>150237322
/seriea/ is a social club for disaffected young Evropean and Albanoswiss men.

>>150237414
Welcome to Jjust

>>150237414
Interbros... are we the bad guys???

>>150237414
Buffalo soldier
In the heart of Orobia
Stolen from Africa, brought to Orobia

>>150237784
member when South Park was fun? I member

*snots on the following post*

>>150237655
>racist players
>refballing all the time
>criminal management and criminal fans

>are we the bad guys???

>theo merdnandez and pavlova racist comments towards Dumfries
>birthed the "swarming" meme
>slush funds, criminally indicted ultra groups and other 'ndrangheta connections
As if more proof was needed who the bad guys are

https://x.com/repubblica/status/1956065687044284666
intrasting

Finally I get to repost this classic

>>150237986
Hold your horses, I'm not even the Duccio that starts screeching autistically when he sees an nu-albanian flag. But that was simply a chance that was simply an opportunity too obvious to not tap-in

>>150238005
>But that was simply a chance that was simply an opportunity too obvious to not tap-in
Duccio I'm not understanding I don't agr I'm not understanding and if I don't understand then maybe if then I I manage to understand and then I agree

If it had been an easy chance to seize in Appiano Gentile, it would have been called a wiretap-in.

This is the problem with "free-speech" especially when there is no clear moderation. You can lie without consequences.

>>150238021
>An ‘inkoppertje’ is a Dutch word used for an obvious remark/response or an easy opportunity. It is derived from the football term ‘inkoppen’, which means to score a goal with the head. In a figurative sense, it refers to a situation in which something is easy and obvious.
I mondialposted quasi-intentionally

>No center forward
>Playing 3-5-2 counter attack against Bari in the coppa italia
Lel

Teun Inkoppenmeiners

>>150238082
I dont understand why allegri hates santi

>>150238082
wheres the mexican?

>>150238094
Welcome back how was your summer

>>150238052
natobros weve been exposed

>>150238052
how many meetings and how much tax money from american citizens did it take to switch from the glowie filename system to one that is less glowing but still recognisable?

>>150238103
Intense. Much has happened and now Im just glad I can relax a bit. How was your summer?

>>150237981
>article not found, likely removed
god I hate journalists

>>150238158
Just did small things around the house and car quietly preparing for the new IRL season.

>>150237913
Been a while, honestly

we can still make fanta changes after the first matchday right?

>>150238158
Internship? Also genuine question, where in Switzerland is best to go to at Christmas time? I'm thinking traditional markets, nice vibes, some nature but not too remote. Would appreciate any recommendations.

>>150238250
Transfer market closes in September if I remember right so yeah.

>>150235085
>Thats when most rumors are being posted because "insiders" have more time off from their day jobs, as evidenced in this here thread

>>150238082
at least Hedgehogs should thrive in that system given some people got to the point of rating Cloacatelli in it

Just read the Renault Kangoo pricetag

>>150238295
Describe it in terms of revenue generated by the Dutch drug industry

>>150238335
Two weekends worth of shipments docked at the Haven van Rotterdam

>>150238335
kankerveel

kys grimolli wtf
why would you even entertain the idea of bringing that pathetic negru back

>>150238375
enjoy your lorenzo pirola 35million deal

Which of them start?

>>150238229
Nice.
>>150238257
Yes work + uni.
It depends. Switzerland is relatively small and even from the larger cities, you can get out into nature relatively quickly. Public transportation is also extremely good so you can travel pretty fast. Thats why I would recommend Zurich or Bern. Basel rarely has a white Christmas. Lucerne is too touristy. But smaller cities like St.Gallen or Baden are also nice (40min/1h from Zurich away by train). What are planning to do?

>>150238436
Pavoletti and Luvumbo

>>150238479
Ain’t no way Pavoletti starts over Piccoli

>>150238158
How many hours did you pour into Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Race/phenotype/haplotype?

>Max Allegri will miss his official ACMilan debut on the bench Bari this Sunday due to suspension from the 2024 Coppa Italia final, when he clashed with officials in the closing minutes.
Milan continues to work on the Højlund track, but there is still no agreement with the player. Højlund has shown openness to listening to the Rossoneri's proposal, but as of today, he is requesting a permanent transfer, or possibly a loan with an obligation to buy.
>If Hojlund doesn't arrive? Best option Krstovic from Lecce. Nico Jackson, we would need to wait for a loan opening, just as for Vlahovic, affordable conditions would be required. Finally, keep an eye on Sorloth or Kean.

Why is he posting about that

>>150238634
milan is the only doing mercato anon, if you prefer we could talk about inter ghost offers

>>150238701
It all comes together...

>>150238706
I imagine the posting will decrease drastically once the Wheatflour Wonderland DLC drops

>>150237933
>uses word racist unironically

You have missed me right guys? :^)

>The Netherlands is very well represented in the Premier League this season. A total of 34 Dutch players are competing in England's top league. Only France is better represented, apart from England.
Why so few Italian players in the Best League In The World™?

>>150238735
You and Greekanon are the top trending /seriea/ prospects after Malawi was sold to /bundes/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfapVIHdRnA
guys
GUYS

>>150238773
How will this affect DS2's GOTY nomination?!

>>150238756
>Greekanon
Is he still obsessed with gio and did he start to eat normally?
>Malawi
I hope he is doing fine

The agreement between Juventus and Randal Kolo Muani on the contract is done since June, he’s not talking to any other club.

No Newcastle or any other side despite links, no talks. Only Juventus.

Juve-PSG, in daily contact over €55m package for loan with obligation.

>>150238755
you can see Netherlands from England and Netherlands has a way worse league than Italy

>>150238436
Lethal trident of Small, Espositus and Sta Zito.

>>150238467
It'll be a family holiday, just making up a shortlist atm and Switzerland is high on it. Nothing too strenuous like skiing or anything like that.

>>150238841
>another one
what's the total number of kangz on the books at Jj now?

>>150238807
>did he start to eat normally

Said he went to hospital after fainting recently. Not looking good.

>Malawi
The warlords got to him. Used his kidneys to fund their new Toyota. Sad ending for a real one.

>Zingaro is completely blocking and jamming the Jj mercato
>Culo sulle Mani goes all out for Jj forcing PSG to accept a loan again and turn down 999 million offers from other clubs
I wonder what Giuntoli/Comolli did to brainwash Randal kek

>you will never drive a Toyota Hilux with an AA strapped to the back of it through Darfur
Why live bros?

>>150238841
kys grimolli
im not watching a fuckinh david negruani front line lmao

>>150238927
>>Zingaro is completely blocking and jamming the Jj mercato
Uhhh, based Zingaro saving >us from signing Merdina and Merd O Riley

>Sancho thinking about it
Yes! Stay at manure and steal their money. You don't need to come to Rome.

>>150238940
Andrea Agnelli doesn't deserve allat, he has had enough of a bumpy ride so far

where can you watch ternano games?
>>150238927
>I wonder what Giuntoli/Comolli did to brainwash Randal kek
The pathetic negru gets rewarded and praised for being gigashit why wouldnt he go to a club with 0 standards

>>150238956
Wish granted, Sancho stays at United and Roma buys Chiesa for 30m

>>150238916
Grimm
>>150238927
>blocking and jamming the Jj mercato
Kalulu?
Mini-Conce?
David?
Jj fans again complaining without any reasons

>>150238841
€55 mil fookin hell it should include a free maiulu with purchase

just realised Delta Force is almost out on consoles, get hype

>>150238964
>where can you watch ternano games?
You can unironically watch Serie C for free on FIFA+

>>150238841
tuttospork would have one believe that PSG was holding for more money from an eplel club, but the saudis weren't interested
also that he's coming even if they can't sell dusan first
the mercato continues

Delta what

>>150239051
Ayo hol up *smacks lips* i can watch serie c kino for free?

>>150239052
finished negru club

>>150239054
Force AKA the only way croatian "men" can get sexo from womyn

>>150239027
>garbage negru turned braindead by severe hyrdocephalus
>overpriced diving fraud
>garbage shitter whored out every summer by his agent but nobody (except jj) is dumb enough to sign him
kys twinkazzo

>>150238966
Probably more salvageable and better for the lists

>>150239069
finished negru country

Move here for more info about The List and La Liste:
>>150239116
>>150239116
>>150239116
>>150239116
>>150239116

>>150238927
>>Culo sulle Mani
I'll use this