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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213719 >>150213758 >>150213973 >>150214450 >>150225402
/epl/ + (/trans/) - WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213733 >>150213738 >>150213762 >>150213764 >>150213766 >>150214497
1. Man United
2. Chelsea
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool
6. Aston Villa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213736
Newcastle are being pathetic over Isak just like they were over TAA
SELL ISAK AND STOP BEING HYPOCRITES
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213738
>>150213733
kwabots contenders?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213740 >>150213764 >>150213788
what's wrong with being jewish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213750 >>150213765 >>150213774 >>150213778 >>150213788 >>150214278 >>150214849
Neighbour has been sunbathing with her boobs out in the back garden all day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213756
ibp is still going in the other thread haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213758
>>150213719 (OP)
>Preston North End.
top kek
Anonymous Canada No.150213762
>>150213733
another screenshot sorted eh? sadly we'll never see the end result
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213763
Isak had his house broken into twice apparently
I wonder which burglary-loving, unsettling lot were behind that...
Don't ask Geordie Bastard to name them because he will not. Out of fear
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213764
>>150213733
>Onana in net
>winning the league
>>150213740
hundreds of generations of being untrustworthy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213765
>>150213750
post pics
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213766
>>150213733
Most successful clubs of the 21st century?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213774
>>150213750
Pics or it didn't happen.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213777 >>150213835
>>150213746
he devided into two anons
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213778 >>150213801
>>150213750
remind her he/she can be fined doing that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213779
aw are you on drugs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213788 >>150213857 >>150213878
>>150213740
>Live near orthodox Jew area
>Cut through every day (it's beyond grim)
>Cutest little cutie works in the Jew bakers
>Can't tell if she is a Jew or not because she's far too pretty and doesn't dress like any of the other orthodox Jewesses
>But she does have a serious nose on her
I'm going to have to investigate this further.

>>150213750
Where are the pics?
Anonymous Canada No.150213796 >>150213862
no one tell IBP this thread has started, let him punch himself out a little
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213801 >>150213814 >>150213823 >>150213831
>>150213778
Can you actually be fined for this? I sunbathe with my balls out sometimes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213814 >>150213825
>>150213801
Pal, you can be ARRESTED for standing at your window naked. Country's gone. Finished.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213823 >>150213844
>>150213801
apparently. been reported neighbours last few days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213825
>>150213814
Surely I can sunbathe nude in my own garden? I own the land and have a 7ft fence.
Anonymous Canada No.150213831
>>150213801
those poor neighbours downwind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213833
IBP and AW seething again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213834
bradleyposter would've loved this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213835
>>150213777
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213844
>>150213823
I wouldn't report my neighbour if they were a 20 something Stacy :)
Anonymous Australia No.150213845 >>150213851 >>150213853 >>150213868 >>150213881 >>150214111
hmmm wonder why northern teams get biased officiating!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213851 >>150213879
>>150213845
Ah yes im sure referees from greater Manchester are very biased towards teams from Merseyside and vice versa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213853
>>150213845
north west is the heartland of football. pretty obvious I know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213857
>>150213788
Leave the Yids alone pal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213859 >>150213865
My team got eliminated by Wrexham
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213862 >>150213876 >>150213912 >>150213981
>>150213796
Who the fuck is IBP?
Anonymous Canada No.150213865
>>150213859
their owners name is literally Rob Mac
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213868
>>150213845
For me its 6 referees being from Manchester yet none of them apparently support United or City
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213876 >>150213918
>>150213862
someone made fun of him for not knowing how to spell division and he's losing his fucking mind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213878 >>150214201
>>150213788
>Live near orthodox Jew area
Sedgley Park?
Anonymous Australia No.150213879 >>150213893 >>150213932 >>150214296 >>150216213 >>150223404 >>150223425
>>150213851
please note the top 6 club with the least reds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213881
>>150213845
North West is the most popular area for football and has by far the most grass roots football taking place

Londoners are too busy stabbing eachother
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213884
How can i be anty-sermetic if I support spurs and my mate baz is a proper gyppo? Simple facts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213890 >>150213927
Man United will finish top 5 if they get Baleba
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213893 >>150213921 >>150213925
>>150213879
>be infamous as the black club
>be the most violent

Seems reasonable to me no?
Anonymous Canada No.150213912
>>150213862
an itsy-bitsy person of threads gone by, he relishes the chance to rub your nose in a typo --not derived from a sense of kindness or decency or humanity mind you--, but from an egotistic desire to look proper and upper class
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213918 >>150213931
>>150213876
Ok but what does IBP stand for?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213921 >>150213945 >>150213965 >>150215980
>>150213893
Chelsea are the black club, rentboy
The owner gets off on them
Anonymous Australia No.150213925
>>150213893
wouldn't put it past english refs to unconsciously(or maybe consciously) punish the traditionally black club but 43 reds more than liverpool is insane
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213927 >>150213941 >>150213980 >>150214155
>>150213890
1. theyre not getting him
2. he will probably go to City next year as Rodri replacement
so what now?
Anonymous Canada No.150213931
>>150213918
I'm (a) buttblasted pajeet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213932 >>150214173
>>150213879
if you weren't a zoomer you'd know arsenal were always known as a dirty team. late stage wenger softened up their image and they got known as tippy tappy pussies who are easy to play against
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213935
all poster I not like same poster
all poster I like me
Anonymous Australia No.150213941
>>150213927
if that's their rodri replacement that's city's dynasty over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213945 >>150213968 >>150213979
>>150213921
Nope, arsenal have long been known as the black club in the UK
Anonymous Slovenia No.150213952 >>150213966
What do you do if you see a scouser jogging?
You trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213965
>>150213921
Not true. Look at Cole Palmer.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213966
>>150213952
no way. he'd get his extended family to post shit through my letterbox
Anonymous Slovenia No.150213968
>>150213945
No wonder SSeลกko didn't want to go there
Anonymous United States No.150213973 >>150214000 >>150216027
>>150213719 (OP)
>spurs
>big club
what am I missing
they have a big new stadium and play in London? Is that it? How can they possibly be on the level of recent giants Chelsea and City and ancient giants like Forest, Villa, Everton and Arsenal?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213979 >>150214017
>>150213945
People laugh but Ty off AFTV is unironically the perfect representative of your average arsenal fan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213980
>>150213927
They literally are getting Baleba. Tier 1 Indy confirmed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213981
>>150213862
a poster that cant stop seething about a misspelling
an itsy-bitsy person if you will
some say he is still seething about the typo to this day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214000
>>150213973
the big 6 are just the clubs with the most money
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214001 >>150214009 >>150214018 >>150214039
we're watching the super cup and supporting Spurs right?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214009
>>150214001
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214013
Please put some respect on their name

Its the God Six
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214017
>>150213979
Rentboy replying to himself. It's so blatant too but yeah you're a vile little rentboy. Selling your arse hole to buy tickets.
Anonymous Canada No.150214018
>>150214001
might throw it on while I make the sunday gravy (on a wednesday? I'm wicked!)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214029
>Spurs won the Europa League
>Spurs are in the Super Cup against PSG
>Spurs are in the CL this season
lol
Anonymous Slovenia No.150214039
>>150214001
Of course. Fuck PSG. Spurs getting raped though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214040 >>150214067 >>150214072
Arsewog SEETHING about more successful clubs now, he's so obvious kek!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214047 >>150214067
Screenshotmong has not been seen since Sunday. No fan art, no LIV ERP OOL threads on /int/, nothing.
I hope he has not killed himself after hours of bragging about how Palace would get battered!!!!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214065 >>150214324 >>150217263
God Six Chads, don't waste your time with the irrelevant 14
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214067
>>150214047
>>150214040
Samefag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214071
almiron has to be the worst winger to ever play in the prem from a statistical perspective, or at least he must be up there

and it took howe 4 years to get rid of him
Anonymous Slovenia No.150214072 >>150214081
>>150214040
They're already making excuses that their team needs time to gel. They'll be 100% ready for next season though!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214078
We have to treat Newcastle as a big club now
That's how their fans talk about them
And their new signings are household names
So let's be fair and expect an easy top 4 finish for Newcastle United
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214081 >>150214118 >>150214146
>>150214072
Fuck off 190
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214097 >>150214107 >>150214148
This is gonna be spicy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214107 >>150214187
>>150214097
Why? Liverpoolwinlol.
Anonymous United States No.150214111 >>150214120 >>150224826
>>150213845
what happens in Whitby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214115
run me baleba
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214118 >>150214131 >>150214146
>>150214081
mad how he actually pays for a vpn to shitpost about clubs he doesn't even support. mental, really. the e-thot drama and him raping his niece did a number on him.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214120 >>150214140
>>150214111
Retirement, brain drain and fish n chips
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214131
>>150214118
Fuck off AW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214133 >>150214158
>PSG boss Luis Enrique set to avoid punishment despite appearing to slap Chelsea's Joao Pedro in ugly Club World Cup final scenes.
>Joao Pedro - one of Chelsea's many, many, many dark players - was grabbed at the throat by Luis Enrique after Chelsea beat PSG 3-0 in the Club World Cup Final.
>FIFA, per a report, were asked about Luis Enrique's potential suspension on Monday but they did not mention any disciplinary proceedings.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214134 >>150214144
Top 6 prediction as a Man United fan

1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Man City
4. Chelsea
5. Man United
6. Aston Villa
Anonymous United States No.150214140
>>150214120
comfy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214144 >>150214164
>>150214134
>1. Arsenal

Sure AW
Anonymous Slovenia No.150214146
>>150214081
>>150214118
>schizo babble
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214148 >>150214187
>>150214097
No it won't be. Liverpool will batter them and Geordies will slink away, probably even shake their hands and thank them for it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214155
>>150213927
City are in for Wharton next summer. He's the DM target for long term Rodri replacement.
Anonymous Canada No.150214158
>>150214133
kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214164
>>150214144
I think they have the most settled team and adding Gyokeres will push them over the line
Anonymous Australia No.150214173
>>150213932
So they were rough for 15 years at most? What makes up the other 15? They were so pussy they got reds for not being rough enough.

IMO Wenger staying at the club as long as he did changed the club's image in the mind of the English to mean foreign or non-English. That unconscious bias still comes into play today, like when Arsenal got 3 red cards at the start of last season for delaying free kicks (a rule that subsequently was never enforced again)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214175 >>150214192 >>150214286 >>150215881
i'm sorry but does this thread really rate gyokeres?
this is a championship tier player ffs.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214182 >>150214205 >>150214212 >>150214223
Why are Liverpool only on for defenders and a striker when they blatantly need midfielders more than either
Anonymous Sweden No.150214186
Arsenal wonโ€™t finish in the top 4 by the way.
They put all their eggs in the same basket this transfer window and it wonโ€™t pay off.
Anonymous Sweden No.150214187
>>150214107
>>150214148
It'll be spicy because of the Isak hatred
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214192
>>150214175
he did well in a literal who league against part time farmers so he's going to do just as well in the prem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214201
>>150213878
Nah everyone always thinks I'm from around Manchester when I mention living near Jews
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214205 >>150214219
>>150214182
they have the two best midfielders in the league neither of whom played on sunday
Anonymous Ireland No.150214212
>>150214182
>blatantly need midfielders
>have Hungary's captain, Japan's captain, and England international Curtis Jones sitting on the bench
Anonymous Sweden No.150214219
>>150214205
Enzo and Caicedo play for Liverpool now?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214223 >>150214248
>>150214182
slot is a clueless moron just like all dutch managers
wouldn't have the targets either, liverpool has possibly the worst scouting network in the top flight
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214248 >>150214401
>>150214223
shut up
players like Mohammed bin Salah are proof you are wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214249 >>150214293
When making any top 6 chart you have to factor in Liverpool getting at least one ludicrous decision per match this entire season (already seen against Palace)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214278
>>150213750
alri 190 lad, still as overtly virginous as ever I see
Anonymous Ireland No.150214286
>>150214175
I think he'll do better than the strikers they had last season and I think that's probably what Arteta would be hoping for too. I don't think anyone in their right minds is thinking he'll score 30+ goals in the league. But something close or above 20 goals would still be better than what they had in the last couple of seasons I'm pretty sure.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214293
>>150214249
the unbelievable power of leaking a video a former referee calls your previous manager a cunt
Anonymous Germany No.150214295 >>150214315 >>150214327
I bet Abigail has cellulite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214296
>>150213879
not surprising, given Liverpool win the fair play award every year. they just arent a dirty team like the others.
Anonymous Canada No.150214315 >>150214345
>>150214295
her mobile provider is her business
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214324
>>150214065
why does chatgpt put a serpia filter on every image it makes?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214327
>>150214295
I bet shes getting plapped right now
Anonymous Germany No.150214345 >>150214390
>>150214315
Been at the lido again and there was a girl like Abi with a nice bubbly butt with cellulite
Anonymous Canada No.150214390
>>150214345
those camera goggles already paying dividends
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214401
>>150214248
salah was known even at basel, brendan rodgers fannyed about and chelsea got him for a third of what they paid for andy carroll
liverpool are notorious for just shadowing other clubs, they don't really have a network. lyon had to send out phantom trips to throw them off
Anonymous Germany No.150214429 >>150214443
I'm not watching le "Super Cup" btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214432 >>150214473 >>150214554 >>150214563
Why are scousers so violent?
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1955671435415846913/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/32kr9ydpm3prLjgU.mp4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214443
>>150214429
me neither but Im in the thread and this one shitposting while I watch better call saul
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214450 >>150219574
>>150213719 (OP)
Southampton have won literally nothing kek.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214473 >>150214554
>>150214432
they're wools not scousers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214497 >>150214659
>>150213733
Correct
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214554
>>150214432
>>150214473
that video's location is 1 mile from Anfield
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214563 >>150214619
>>150214432
not clicking your video but it's because they have irish genes, which are rebel genes, which lead to a higher propensity of not being a pussy that's scared of confrontation
Anonymous Canada No.150214619 >>150215059
>>150214563
you'll never be irish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214631 >>150214728
Manchester United have Grimsby Town Away as their 1st Carabao Cup game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214659 >>150215220
>>150214497
Slabhead makes me feel safe <3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214695 >>150214737 >>150214807 >>150214834
Oh no no no no livershit97 bros
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214728
>>150214631
probably more United fans there than Grimsby fans so good for them they finally get to see their team
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214737
>>150214695
Another snub for Liverpool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214807 >>150214834 >>150215180
>>150214695
>Talks between Liverpool and Crystal Palace for Marc Guehi are ongoing, with Crystal Palace aware that the player wants to join the Premier League Champions.
@Paul Joyce
cope on ABLs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214834
>>150214695
>>150214807
why are we getting tribal with transfer journalists?
Anonymous Mexico No.150214849
>>150213750
hope she has a loicense for that skin cancer la
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150214985
It doesn't matter what Sky Sports says. If a trusted pro-Liverpool journo like Paul Joyce says it and it's what we want to hear then you better believe that's the truth.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215001
spurs could win the league
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215049 >>150215075 >>150215090 >>150215151 >>150215574 >>150216219 >>150223098 >>150223509
here we go
Anonymous Canada No.150215059
>>150214619
I'm a macca thoughever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215075
>>150215049
>No convincing ever needed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215083 >>150215129
howe is currently the manager, head coach, director of football and technical director, and howe's nephew is the head of recruitment

according to supporters this is normal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215090
>>150215049
>No convincing ever needed as Leoni wanted that 10x wage increase
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215105
lads

LADS

we're all in here

>>150215054
>>150215054
>>150215054
Anonymous Canada No.150215129 >>150215164
>>150215083
you must be rather young
Anonymous United States No.150215151 >>150223514
>>150215049
If they're smart they'll still chase guehi and let konate only play domestic cup matches. Isak can wait
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215164 >>150215194
>>150215129
ah right gulf projects should be run like alan ball's stoke, fair dos hadn't considered the merits really
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215180
>>150214807
isn't even the best defender at palace, lacroix is. 30m is too much for him.
Anonymous Canada No.150215194 >>150215328 >>150215373
>>150215164
what's the percentage of supporters ages you twat? 35+ would be the vast majority and they would've absolutely grown up with this or it was being fazed out. silly billy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215220
>>150214659
Heโ€™s always with us :)
Anonymous Canada No.150215328
>>150215194
we don't sign our posts here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215373 >>150215415
>>150215194
what you're saying would make sense if he hadn't had a director of football already, in fact he's had 2 and both were pushed out because he's building a cult
Anonymous Canada No.150215415
>>150215373
dumb people love cults though.
Anonymous Aruba No.150215507
Dios ta grandi
Anonymous Germany No.150215542
Big mate cunt Ange
Anonymous Belgium No.150215574 >>150215618 >>150215684
>>150215049
every time i check twitter liverpool have bought some new player
Anonymous Canada No.150215618
>>150215574
>every time i check twitter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215684
>>150215574
all of them are shit too. it wouldn't be so bad if slot was a good manager and could get the most out of them but he's proven he can't (against palace) and is too much of a coward to improve any players (as evidenced by selling darwin).
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215881
>>150214175
i don't think he's a purple but he did have two good seasons in portugal, did ok in the championship, has proven himself in europe. nunez by comparison had only the one good season in portugal and that was it. to be honest it boils my piss that transfer doesn't get more criticism, it's up there with the biggest flops in the history of the sport and it's just been swept under the carpet.
Anonymous Ireland No.150215939
>Manshitster Poopnited are so bad they let Spuds win 2 European trophies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150215980 >>150216055
>>150213921
Every black person I know is an Arsenal fan except one who supports United
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216027 >>150216184 >>150224767
>>150213973
They have the 6th most trophies
Anonymous Canada No.150216055
>>150215980
>it's true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216184 >>150224875
>>150216027
>2 league wins, both more than 60 years ago
>8 FA Cup wins, all more than 30 years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216213
>>150213879
Arsenal only had 67 pre-Xhaka
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216219 >>150216361
>>150215049
This was announced on right here in /trans/ hours ago. Fabrizio and Indy need to step it up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216245
Anonymous Canada No.150216294
spuds bros...
Anonymous Slovenia No.150216298
AHAGAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216319
classic spuds
Anonymous Kuwait No.150216356
now watch the irish faggot turn off his vpn and remigrate from /arse/ to here.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216361 >>150216428
>>150216219
indy had it an hour and a half before that. he just didn't post it until after everyone else did
Anonymous Ireland No.150216408
les gars, c'est Tottenham
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216428
>>150216361
>literally faking whatsapp messages to try to prove he's got a source
jej he never fails to make me laugh. I always love how they have all the same quirks of ESL that he does.
Anonymous Slovenia No.150216577
This bird is getting PLUCKED, kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216625
Good on PSG for waking up to the disturbing idea of losing to Spurs
Man Utd didn't get anywhere near enough abuse for losing that final
Anonymous Slovenia No.150216652
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
Anonymous Belgium No.150216653
huge moral victory for arteta
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216660
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>THE PROLAPSED ANUS OF TOTTENHAM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216721
Scotty Parker licking his lips
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216722 >>150217111
He's been spending loads this window. This idea he doesn't spend is mental.
Anonymous Ireland No.150216727 >>150216972
Lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216744 >>150216802
>North London soft underbelly exposed in high pressure moments
Every time
Anonymous Canada No.150216753
>seems like frank has tottenham all absolutely nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216791
Rentboys getting excited now
Their very very very very dark team will get top 4 100%
Anonymous Sweden No.150216802 >>150217292
>>150216744
>high pressure moments
>Super Cup
At most slightly below medium pressure in this one.
Anonymous Germany No.150216812 >>150216854
Remember when "Freed from Desire" actually meant something? Now it's just spammed after each meme cup friendly sanctioned by UEFA. This is all a circus show.
Anonymous Sweden No.150216854 >>150216882
>>150216812
Meant what? I thought it just became popular because the "Will Griggs on fire" chant went viral?
Anonymous Ireland No.150216874
>Remember when "Freed from Desire" actually meant something?
Anonymous Germany No.150216882 >>150216895
>>150216854
it became popular when Liverpool won their first Premier Legaue Title in 30 years.
Anonymous Sweden No.150216895
>>150216882
Pretty sure the Will Grigg chant came before that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150216972
>>150216727
IT'S TOTTENHAM
Anonymous United States No.150217051 >>150217073 >>150217078 >>150217339
WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217073
>>150217051
gave it their all as the big underdogs very respectable and positive for the season
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217078
>>150217051
SHIT
Anonymous United States No.150217111 >>150217215
>>150216722
Theyโ€™ve bought Kudus. And loaned Palhina. Those are the only new players. While losing Son, plus Maddison and Kulu to injury. They need to buy. Finalizing loan options does not count as buying.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217139 >>150217150
AHHHH I NEED ME FUCKING FOOTYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous United States No.150217150
>>150217139
Same
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217210
at least there's still some guarantees on this planet
Anonymous Argentina No.150217215 >>150217278 >>150217355
>>150217111
genuinely cant understand why they decided to keep Tel instead of kicking his ass back to Munich, dude looks useless with and without the ball.
that on top of the fact the money they spent on him could have been used on another DM or a winger that knows how to intercept a ball.
Anonymous United States No.150217263
>>150214065
Tranchester City
Anonymous United States No.150217278
>>150217215
Yea he did nothing last year, adding Kudus shouldโ€™ve meant Spurs didnโ€™t sign him. They couldโ€™ve had Lookman for a few million more ffs. MGW falling thru too is so frustrating in hindsight.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217292
>>150216802
>Chance to show it wasnโ€™t all Big Ange meme magic
>Blow it
Anonymous Ireland No.150217320 >>150220713
Chelsea
>beat PSG in a final
Spuds
>drew with PSG in a final
Liverpool
>beat PSG in one leg
Villa
>beat PSG in one leg
Arsenal
>battered by PSG twice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217339
>>150217051
>Toughest guy on the team is called Cutie Romero
Anonymous Ireland No.150217355
>>150217215
They also got Werner on loan for a second year so who knows what they're smoking over there.
Anonymous Canada No.150217453 >>150217543
Sandy walsh traded to Thailand team from Yokohama f marinos insider info
Anonymous Indonesia No.150217543 >>150217554
>>150217453
>someone mentioning >our sandy in /epl/
He'll be playing in our local league next season, such is the case of many foreigners who got naturalized to play for our NT
Anonymous Canada No.150217554
>>150217543
yeah okay buddy just watch the news
Anonymous Indonesia No.150217594 >>150217624 >>150217710 >>150218010
https://x.com/UpTheTigerssss/status/1955622467135066445?t=r8a4MdGQ2e-2z_SweZ9qCg&s=19
Anonymous United States No.150217624 >>150217646
>>150217594
take a screenshot next time you stupid bitch
*turns on "we don't sign our posts here" deflector*
Anonymous Indonesia No.150217646 >>150217691
>>150217624
It's a video
Anonymous United States No.150217691 >>150217701
>>150217646
oh well that's fair then. i'm not gonna open it though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217701 >>150217757
>>150217691
Quite rude of you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217710
>>150217594
that's fucking hilarious
Anonymous United States No.150217757
>>150217701
yeah probably
don't care thoughever
Anonymous Austria No.150217866 >>150217883 >>150217917 >>150218073 >>150218455 >>150219143 >>150220849 >>150221594
whatโ€™s the first things that comes to mind when you think of Tottenham?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217876 >>150218483
will jonathan liew cry about slot buying the league the same way he did when pep bought haaland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217883
>>150217866
heart stopping kino and sovl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150217917
>>150217866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhuIV-Nptw
Anonymous Canada No.150218010
>>150217594
jumped on my laptop, downloaded a chrome extension for video downloading (after googling how to save a twitter video) and saved it
Anonymous United States No.150218073
>>150217866
unwarranted "big" status
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150218455 >>150219078
>>150217866
Always thought arsenal are the reason they're even relevant (because of muh NLD) but spurs fans never appreciate it. Without arsenal they'd be irrelevant, equivalent to Brentford or some other shit irrelevant team who wins nothing.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150218483
>>150217876
>Buying the league
>*Finishes 6th*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150218806
if english players were banned from the premier league, would even a single club suffer for it?
i suggest the answer is not
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150218839
what do you think when you watch your club play on matchday and the ball reaches an english player? remember that he cost more than his foreign teammates
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219078
>>150218455
you're both two cheeks of the same delusional arse quite frankly
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219143
>>150217866
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219169 >>150219184
new reality
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219184
>>150219169
very hull united
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219287 >>150219312 >>150219675
this dude has retired
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219312 >>150219391
>>150219287
What is his problem? How did it get so bad?
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219391
>>150219312
he read one too many mean comments from me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219515
english players are poo

i hate them you do too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219574
>>150214450
Expect for an fa cup you retarded fish shagging inbred yokel
Anonymous United States No.150219675 >>150219762 >>150220017 >>150220039
>>150219287
sancho alli rashford lingard who else to add to the "what could have been" list of overhyped english footballers from recent times. for some reason those 4 just stick in my head as a group
although i think alli actually was legit just didn't have the mindset. sancho and rashford frauds, lingard good /sp/ meme if only he had gotten that transfer to west ham
Anonymous United States No.150219718
1. Americaโ€™s Team, Arsenal
2. Americaโ€™s Team, Liverpool
3. Americaโ€™s Team, Chelsea
4. Americaโ€™s Team, Manchester United
The rest: Who cares? Should all be relegated and a Super American League formed with the continentals.
Anonymous Indonesia No.150219739 >>150219762 >>150219925 >>150219987 >>150219992
>cost almost 50m 3 years ago
>only 31 first-team apps for shitty
>already loaned to 2 different PL teams
>there's a chance for returning to leeds for next season
why don't shitty receive the same amount of reporting for their flops compared to united?
Anonymous United States No.150219762
>>150219675
>>150219739
oh thank you kalvin phillips that was another one for the list
but he was at least kinda likeable compared to the 4 i mentioned
Anonymous Japan No.150219773 >>150219782
Putting the pressure on PSG will be the spurs DVD next season. What a useless club lmao.
Anonymous United States No.150219782
>>150219773
>spurs DVD
no need for the racism m8, son isnt even with spurs anymore
#kickitout
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219925
>>150219739
Because City win things and buy good players
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219938
>foreign arsenal customer
ew
Anonymous Australia No.150219981 >>150220018 >>150220025
>blows a 2-0 lead
>brings on 20 year old Tel and leaves last seasons top goalscorer Johnson on the bench to replace Richarliason.
>puts 19 year old midfielder (Gray) on to finish out the game and leaves experienced midfielder (Bissouma) at home for disciplinary reasons for what is Tottenham's only chance to win a trophy in decades
What did Frank mean by this?
Anonymous United States No.150219987
>>150219739
don't be an idiot, you know why
a recent champions league and winning what, 6 premierships in the last decade?
united has won nothing but second-tier trophies since SAF retired
You can explain away your mistakes if you win, if you lose you have to own them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150219992
>>150219739
Yeah they won a treble and 4 leagues in a row, but get a load of this Kalvin Philips transfer BLUNDER hahaha. City in the mud!
Anonymous Australia No.150220017 >>150220071 >>150220136
>>150219675
>deli ali
Jose knew he didn't have the mindset, probably my favorite video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhjgQVAkUIw
Anonymous United States No.150220018 >>150220075
>>150219981
>Tottenham's only chance to win a trophy in decades
they literally won a trophy to get into the supercup
i'm sorry youre upset you got sacked ange but let's not make up stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150220025 >>150223109
>>150219981
His gameplan obviously worked because they nearly won. He trusted his players to get over the line and they failed him. This isn't on Frank. Tel should never play a single minute for Spurs again. And Richarlison does not deserve to play for Spurs.
Anonymous United States No.150220039
>>150219675
saka soon to join them
i honestly don't get all the love with that cross eyed ngubu
Anonymous United States No.150220071
>>150220017
yeah i've seen that before, it's funny how alli is kinda smirking at the start like mourinho doesn't know what he's talking about and mourinho was 10000% correct on his read about alli
idk if i were given god given athletic abilities i feel like i'd do everything possible to maximize that gift but i guess it's hard for certain people because it regularly happens where someone has that potential but they don't work hard enough or they get distracted by money or whatever. kinda sad to see so much talent thrown away, and mourinho was right that alli will look back in 10-20 years and regret everything massively
Anonymous Australia No.150220075 >>150220113
>>150220018
Could have worded it better but it's a chance to win something and he blew it
Anonymous Canada No.150220096 >>150220143
>yfw Newcastle finishes ahead of Ngubupool
Anonymous United States No.150220113 >>150223511
>>150220075
i mean you are right he didn't win it but new manager taking over a squad playing in a supercup which is basically a glorified friendly (i know the players don't see it that way, but it basically is a glorified friendly) i think thomas frank will be fine
i think he's a really good manager, we'll see where he's at in 3 months (i don't think he will do well at spurs but who knows)
Anonymous United States No.150220136 >>150220193
>>150220017
Jose is the best manager ever, I wish he didn't flame out so quickly
I feel like every time I see an interview with him he's always right about everything
These kids just don't see the vision
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150220143
>>150220096
poocastle won't even finish top half
i do think liverpoo are going to flop
Anonymous United States No.150220193
>>150220136
>Jose is the best manager ever, I wish he didn't flame out so quickly
he just didnt adapt with the times (aka the poop guardiola ruining football school of thought that has destroyed everything)
but everything you ever read about the guy he is a great player manager, his tactical style just isn't modern enough anymore and he didnt adapt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150220399 >>150220418 >>150221142
wish moyes would come back to newcastle
dont even care if he wants a chequebook impossible to do worse than this prick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150220418 >>150221142
>>150220399
meant mou but i would also take moyes
Anonymous Kuwait No.150220488 >>150220537 >>150221210
when the fuck you lot go to sleep?
you're always here babbling about some dumb shit
Anonymous United States No.150220537 >>150220566 >>150220913
>>150220488
>5am kuwait
you're prolly a vpn anyway
Anonymous Indonesia No.150220566 >>150221210
>>150220537
kuwait has muslim majority, >we wake up at this hour for a morning pray
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150220713
>>150217320
You dont get a trophy for *almost* beating a team. Everyone but Chelshit is a complete KWAB.
Anonymous Indonesia No.150220849
>>150217866
The owner is a convicted fraud.
Anonymous Kuwait No.150220913 >>150220963 >>150220984
>>150220537
am not unfortunately, just unemployed playing nier automata 10 years later cuz i never played it at release.
Anonymous United States No.150220963 >>150224246
>>150220913
do kuwaitis still like america, if you're actually not a vpn
we did kinda help yall out early 90s
Anonymous Indonesia No.150220984
>>150220913
i finished automata a couple of months ago, it was okay
Anonymous United States No.150221142
>>150220399
>>150220418
Moyes has to lead Everton to the promised land first
Anonymous United States No.150221210 >>150221297
>>150220566
>>150220488
You boys hit the mat 5 times a day?
Anonymous Indonesia No.150221297
>>150221210
too lazy for that, still think God exists tho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221341 >>150223439
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221471 >>150222993
I have THREE Man United players in my FPL team :)
Anonymous Indonesia No.150221572 >>150223519
i think thomas frank's spurs will be scary
Anonymous United States No.150221594 >>150221614
>>150217866
'arry fackin redknapp, back to the reserves with you, you tosser
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221614
>>150221594
based
Anonymous United States No.150221711
>sp*rs
Lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221734
don't want to hear any complaints about levy after spuds just spent 85m on mathys tel and some guy who scored 5 goals at wet spam
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221746
>tfw you took the tottenham job and realised the club including its owner are a bunch of bottle jobbing bastards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221760 >>150221987 >>150223099 >>150223304 >>150223507
Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal over 25 years ago and heโ€™s their 2nd biggest sale
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150221804
>go on tottenham stadium website
>it advertises go karts, post malone concert tickets, THE DARE sky walk, tours, and nfl matches
>doesnt mention tottenham matches
I wish I was joking
Anonymous United States No.150221987 >>150222060
>>150221760
>sanchez
Wasnโ€™t he a swap with Mikhtarian?
Anonymous Indonesia No.150222060 >>150222235
>>150221987
footballing swap doesn't work like NBA trade for book purpose, basically sanchez goes for X money in sales and mkhi comes in for X money in spending (more or less)
Anonymous United States No.150222235
>>150222060
Learned something new today, thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150222454
>double pivot
Anonymous Singapore No.150222973
The only reason we aren't the farmer league is because Chelsea smacked PSG around. Embarrassing.
Anonymous Australia No.150222993 >>150223064 >>150224924
>>150221471
i don't know if you know this man... they're playing Arsenal first...
Anonymous Singapore No.150223064 >>150224924
>>150222993
They also have City and Chelsea in their first 5 fixtures. Pretty dumb to have any united players for the first 5 games.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223084
i hate english managers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223098 >>150223133 >>150223489
>>150215049
How much has Socialism FC spent now? This will surely affect shirt sale price.
Anonymous United States No.150223099 >>150225639
>>150221760
Nobody wants their shit players
Anonymous Sweden No.150223109
>>150220025
That unnecessary high line that conceded the second goal was probably a sickness still in the body of Tottenham since Ange as well. They will get better.

Also, it's just a glorified friendly.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223133
>>150223098
The Bank of Coutinho can ring it
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223193 >>150223340
>We are disgusted at the racial abuse that Mathys Tel has received on social media following last nightโ€™s UEFA Super Cup defeat.
>Mathys showed bravery and courage to step forward and take a penalty, yet those who abuse him are nothing but cowards - hiding behind anonymous usernames and profiles to spout their abhorrent views.
>We will work with the authorities and social media platforms to take the strongest possible action against any individual we are able to identify.
>We stand with you, Mathys.
The absolute state
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223194 >>150223340
We are disgusted at the racial abuse that Mathys Tel has received on social media following last nightโ€™s UEFA Super Cup defeat.

Mathys showed bravery and courage to step forward and take a penalty, yet those who abuse him are nothing but cowards - hiding behind anonymous usernames and profiles to spout their abhorrent views.

We will work with the authorities and social media platforms to take the strongest possible action against any individual we are able to identify.

We stand with you, Mathys.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223252
I love racial abuse
Anonymous Singapore No.150223258
For me it's facial abuse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223304
>>150221760
selling a 30 goal van persie for 20m to an english club was a stroke of genius desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223340
>>150223193
>>150223194
>IndonesianTelracismmind
lolwut
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223375 >>150223420 >>150223496
don't understand what gay gooners see in declan rice, he's such a mid player but they all think he's world class , should've sold him when they brought in norgaard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223404
>>150213879
Norf red refs hate souf reds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223420 >>150223496
>>150223375
But muh two free kicks!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223425
>>150213879
if this is since 92 then i can believe it. the 'classiness' of wonga's arsenal was overstated
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223432
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6551143/2025/08/14/diogo-jota-family-chelsea-donation/

Millionaires get richer, maybe I should convince my oldest brother to speed and kill himself alongside our youngest brother. Get some pity cash x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223439
>>150221341
Made for big geordie cock
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223489
>>150223098
114m
Anonymous Austria No.150223496 >>150223781
>>150223375
>>150223420
mental illness - the posts
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223502 >>150223505 >>150223700
We gon git Baleba
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223505
>>150223502
Brighton want 120m, if Man Utd pay that it is Antony all over again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223507
>>150221760
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than selling players. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are scouting, signing, training, and coaching a player for at least 3 years solely so he can go and play for another team. All the hard work you put into your star player - giving him pep talks at halftime, making him practice penalties, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, protecting him from rape charges. All of it has one simple result: his skills are more enjoyable for the fans that will eventually cheer him for every goal.

Coached the perfect player? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random team who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who signs him. They get to win trophies every season. They get the benefits of his goals and assists that came from the way you trained him.

As a team who sells players, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 5 years of your life simply to raise a player for another team to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223509 >>150223528 >>150224456
>>150215049
why sell Quansah and buy this guy? FFP again?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223511
>>150220113
they bottled a 2-0 lead against a team that had only been back in training for 6 days lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223514
>>150215151
you're right that Isak to wait, the problem is they could have worked that out months ago and not unsettled the player
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223519
>>150221572
if you're a spurs fan yeah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223523 >>150223540
btw, why don't Liverpool get Guehi sewn up immediately? he has 1 year left on his deal. just pull the trigger and get it done
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223528
>>150223509
quansah looked good a couple of seasons ago but less so when given chances last year so selling with a buyback clause to use if he gets good and bringing in a new young player with potential looks a solid move
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223540
>>150223523
because they don't want to spend 30-odd mil on a player who wants out and only has a year left on his contract and whose club want to sell him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223605 >>150223610 >>150224298
>Grealish turned down Napoli for Everton
is he, dare I say it, a mong?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223610
>>150223605
presumably wants to stay in the north west
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223617 >>150223860
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223675 >>150223678 >>150223720 >>150223722
manchester city have finally released what is one of the worst football kits in the history of the sport
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223678 >>150223720
>>150223675
Anonymous United States No.150223700
>>150223502
>coca-cola
mbeumo already looks like he's dying of diabetes. he should be the spokesman.
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223719
>Toby Collyer in advanced talks to join West Bromwich Albion on season-long loan.

>Host of Championship clubs registered interest but #MUFC midfielder has chosen WBA under Ryan Mason.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223720 >>150223722
>>150223675
>>150223678
Looks more like a sprite advert than a football shirt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223722 >>150223837
>>150223675
>>150223720
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223781
>>150223496
>this one permanently buttblasted Austrian Arsenal bandwagoner
Anonymous Slovakia No.150223795 >>150223829
Who will be the top 6 this season?
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223829
>>150223795
1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. M City
4. Arsenal
5. Brighton
6. Spurs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223837 >>150223966
>>150223722
F
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223860
>>150223617
Who's the peng ting on the right?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223871 >>150223920 >>150224388
>scousers are now seething about Real Madrid tapping up Kosharte which is totally evil and different from what they did to Isak
LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223879 >>150223891
sunderland will finish above newcastle this season. screenshot this post.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223891 >>150223909
>>150223879
where do you see newcastle then 19th?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223894
>blunderland
>finishing outside the relegation zone
kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223909 >>150223921
>>150223891
i see them below sunderland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223920
>>150223871
Itโ€™s different when we do it la
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223921
>>150223909
19th or 20th seems a stretch lad
Anonymous Indonesia No.150223946
>AS Roma have made a season-long loan bid to sign Jadon Sancho from Manchester United.

>The Italian club want to sign Sancho AND Leon Bailey.(Source: @_pauljoyce )

His contract expires next season ayylmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223966
>>150223837
wtf. can't believe Coca Cola did that to Lilt. why are Man Utd partnering with such a brand? disgraceful!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150223998 >>150224003
how to fix football:
atlanic league and a big regional league in europe
european club competitions become straight knockout and go back to being on freeview
internationals outside of tournaments and qualifiers are scrapped and qualifiers are put in the summer of odd years for an uninterrupted club season plus the quality of game in euro qualifiers is improved
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224003
>>150223998
damn. meant big regional league in eastern europe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224064
The "la' it was heckin' memoryholed because the media hates us" Scouser who ran down many of his kind is in the news today.
Turns out things are only in the news cycle when there are meaningful updates such as today's hearing where he was handed 24 new charges, who would've guessed?
Anonymous Austria No.150224066 >>150224072 >>150224114 >>150224143 >>150224285
/spee/! Are you rooting for Arsenal on Sunday?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224072 >>150224091 >>150224276
>>150224066
>foreign flag
>arsewog
kek
no obviously not im english
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224076 >>150224113 >>150224138
Reminder the sky 6 are desperately trying to destroy English club football
>18 team league and 2 teams kicked out the football league altogether
>abolishing competitions altogether
>late August start to give more time for 3rd world friendlies
>expanded loan market so they can hoard more talent
Anonymous Australia No.150224091
>>150224072
unlike the players LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224100 >>150224576 >>150224720 >>150224787 >>150225003
what do we think of the Sunderland 3rd kit?
all black with a black cat logo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224113 >>150224157
>>150224076
>as few as 6 (magic number) clubs agreement needed for decisions on media rights, PSR rules/alternatives, PL money distribution, vetos on new owners, veto on similar matters in the championship
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224114
>>150224066
Who isn't? United banter is one of the funniest things going right now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224138
>>150224076
community shield and league cup are pretty much a waste of time. the only problem with getting rid of them is that you allow uefa to get away with expanding the cl and fifa doing the same with the cwc, which definitely shouldn't be allowed. fa cup replays are also pretty dumb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224143 >>150224276
>>150224066
No, I'm white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224157
>>150224113
that only top 9 voting thing has some logic to it. the big clubs actually have an incentive to grow the league whereas as the small clubs only want to make as much money right now since they're not sure they'll stick around
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224187 >>150225006
>Baleba
>Wharton
both have 2 years left on their deals, surely next summer is the time they leave?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224204 >>150224439 >>150224611
players need to be signed by noon on friday to play on the first game saturday
could be a big day for /trans/ lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224234 >>150224298 >>150224335 >>150224372 >>150224843 >>150225041
>The 2025/26 Premier League season introduces several notable rule changes, led by a crackdown on time wasting. Goalkeepers holding the ball for more than eight seconds will face a five-second countdown, after which a corner will be awarded to the opposition.

>Only captains can now speak to referees, with others risking a yellow card for approaching or showing disrespect to them. If the goalkeeper is the captain, one outfield player can be nominated to serve as the teamโ€™s point of contact for communication with officials.

>Penalty rules have shifted so that if a player accidentally touches the ball twice during a spot kick and scores, the goal will stand. Other tweaks include indirect free-kicks if someone off the pitch interferes before the ball goes out, and drop balls awarded to the team likely to have gained possession when play stopped.

>Lastly, goalkeeper offsides will be judged on their last point of contact with the ball, rather than the first.
Anonymous Kuwait No.150224246 >>150224292
>>150220963
yea am not kuwaiti but kuwaitis do love america alot.
they have american cars, american style of clothing, they fly american flags sometimes in memory of the gulf war, and americans stationed here at the military base or just working abroad seem to love this place (beside the scorching that is).
Anonymous Austria No.150224276 >>150224359
>>150224072
>>150224143
>English
>White
doubt.spif
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224278
L-Liverbros? H-h-how do we *sniff* d-d-defend this? W-w-what the fr*ck do we do NOW? N-net spend, right? T-t-that'll work, RIGHT?????
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224285
>>150224066
Of course. /mug/ must continue. Ignore the child rapist replying to you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224292 >>150224398
>>150224246
Wow they don't remember the colony days? Disgraceful.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224298 >>150224318 >>150224366
>>150223605
Doesnโ€™t want to move house, fewer black girls in Naples

>>150224234
All pretty based ngl the captains can only speak to refs shouldโ€™ve happened sooner so sudacas and nafris canโ€™t mass chimpout at the ref before heโ€™s made a decision
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224318 >>150224372 >>150224816
>>150224298
The captains only rule is the yearly rule change that lasts for two weeks before the refs drop it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224335 >>150224372
>>150224234
the 8 second thing is so retarded just do a better job with extra time or even pause the time if its considered a problem instead of arbitrary corners
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224350 >>150224385 >>150224453 >>150224538
United will unironically challenge for the title if they sign him. Literally the only missing piece of the puzzle.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224359
>>150224276
Only doubtful thing here are the reasons you gave for claiming asylum, Asamoah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224366 >>150224390
>>150224298
>fewer black girls in Naples
bro, all the girls in Naples are black
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224372 >>150224407 >>150224444
>>150224335
>>150224234
>hold ball for 7 seconds
>drop ball
>kick it around box for a bit
>pick it up
Surely another 7 seconds? How does it work?

>>150224318
This. I'm sure I've seen this being made a 'rule' about three years ago. I've seen people crowded refs and actually said 'why aren't they being carded?'. Turns out it wasn't a rule or something.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224385 >>150224402
>>150224350
they need a GK too. also, they'll have to pay 100m at least for him. he has 3 years left on his contract. THREE fucking years. you're not getting out of that one lightly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224388
>>150223871
No they're not.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224390 >>150224570
>>150224366
>In contrast to many northern Italian cities, there are relatively few foreign immigrants in Naples; 94.3% of the city's inhabitants are Italian nationals. In 2023, there were a total of 56,153 foreigners in the city of Naples; the majority of these are mostly from Sri Lanka, China, Ukraine, Pakistan and Romania
No.
Anonymous Kuwait No.150224398 >>150224416
>>150224292
uhhhh, arabic countries in general are not exactly very "reminiscent" of the british empire days.(however iraqis, where am from, are starting to realize living under the british monarchy and having a puppet king was much better than the current shitshow.)
but gulf countries and kuwaitis specially do LOVE london, they fly there cars there and stay all summer, and the govt. pays for their tuition in case they wanna go study in london(school, living cost, rent, etc)
and here is some extra blogpost while we're at it, sheikha moza (moza literally translates to bannana in arabic btw) from the qatar royal family, owns more in london than king charles himself, they even call it "little doha"

anyway, any new snubs towards newcastle united futsall club?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224402
>>150224385
I guess yeah. For some reason I thought they signed somebody.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224407 >>150224429
>>150224372
they cant hold the ball drop it and pick it back up thats already a rule
Anonymous Ireland No.150224415 >>150224427
Okay really talk: Liverpool completely fucked up by tinkering so much with their squad this summer. They've splashed out on really overrated players, and even if they sign Guehi and Isak, who are also overrated by the way (especially Guehi), they're still completely fucked. Also, it takes a lot of time for new players to gel, so I'd be very surprised to see them hit the ground running.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224416
>>150224398
Wow. Ungrateful. Kuwait is an economic powerhouse due to us. Wow. Hardly like we did anything bad to the Arabic countries and they were all given away free without any bloody wars.

Smh.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224427 >>150224435 >>150224451 >>150224485
>>150224415
Can just tell this is copypasted from the arsenal Reddit page lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224429 >>150224442
>>150224407
Yeah hence the 'kick it around a bit'. Either way, every new rule is arbitrary enforced anyway. Last season some players got carded for 'time wasting' at freekicks, but others didn't.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224435 >>150224537
>>150224427
Apparently not. Also why would 190 go and do it and post it on his Irish VPN? Grim.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224439 >>150224467
>>150224204
The first game is on Friday night you mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224442
>>150224429
>kick it around a bit
you cant dribble it or pass it and pick it back up though either
dunno what you mean really
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224444
>>150224372
you can't pick up a backpass?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224451
>>150224427
he's right tho. Guehi is even more overrated than dare I say it, Adam Wharton, thoughbeit
Anonymous Georgia No.150224453
>>150224350
Lmao.
They're only going to challenge for top half finish with Ruben "I only know meme fm formation" Amorim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224456 >>150224498
>>150223509
Slot hooked Quansah 45 minutes into his first game and he was basically never seen again. Slot doesn't rate him as it stands.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224467 >>150224568
>>150224439
still the first game for 10 teams isnt it genius
Anonymous Ireland No.150224485 >>150224519 >>150224580
>>150224427
Well you're wrong. Why not just give your opinion instead of going into schizo mode...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224498
>>150224456
yeah he looks like a skinny fucking twink and all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224519
>>150224485
that would require him to have some critical analysis thougheit however
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224537
>>150224435
>everyone is 190
Anonymous Ireland No.150224538
>>150224350
Kek You can just tell this lad is going to stink up the dressing room so for that reason I really hope they sign him.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224568 >>150224585
>>150224467
You said 'the first game'. The first game is on Friday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224570
>>150224390
>italian nationals
saka is a british national but heโ€™s still blacker than a miners arsehole you stupid cunt.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224576
>>150224100
Looks great aside from the sponsor which is gay
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224580 >>150224592
>>150224485
Don't you feel embarrassed that your post was of such poor, humiliatingly bad quality that it was mistaken for a Reddit post? Because you should.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224585
>>150224568
no i said the first game saturday
Anonymous Ireland No.150224592 >>150224606
>>150224580
Yes I'm so embarrassed. I don't think I'll ever ever recover. It's so over for me right now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224606
>>150224592
That's what I thought little redditwog
Anonymous Ireland No.150224611
>>150224204
playing immediately after signing isnt really a big thing anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224615 >>150224641
Any transfers?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224620 >>150224637 >>150225287
*exists*
>/sp/ seethes
Anonymous Ireland No.150224637
>>150224620
You will pay a heavy heavy price for ripping out the heart and sovl of your club.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224641 >>150225099
>>150224615
Leoni's on the plane to Liverpool for his medical, if that counts
Anonymous Indonesia No.150224692
>nyr van den berg, the promising young CB pool got before being spat to Brentford
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224720
>>150224100
>get the black guy to promote the black cat shirt
Yikes not a good look
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224767
>>150216027
Only if you count community shields
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224787
>>150224100
I like the cat badge :3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224816 >>150224860
>>150224318
It lasts until Liverpool and United players started breaking it then it gets dropped. Same as every new rule that comes in.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224826
>>150214111
Goths
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224843 >>150224870
>>150224234
fuck is a goalkeeper offside
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224860
>>150224816
alri arsewog how's you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224870 >>150224989
>>150224843
When the goalkeeper throws the ball, the last point of the goalkeeperโ€™s contact with the ball should be used to determine if their team-mate is in an offside position (i.e. it is the moment when the goalkeeper releases the ball).
EXPLANATION
An offside position is judged at the moment the ball is played or touched by a team-mate.
In principle, the first point of the team-mateโ€™s contact with the ball is used when determining whether a player is in an offside position.
However, when the ball is thrown by the goalkeeper, their LAST point of contact with the ball should be used, as this provides a clearer and more consistent reference point.


To be honest, I thought offsides were always judged by the moment of release and not the moment of contact.
Anonymous Ireland No.150224875
>>150216184
FA Cup wins from back then were much more valuable than a modern day FA Cup. It was bigger than winning the league back then.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224924
>>150222993
>>150223064
I believe :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150224956 >>150225007 >>150225026 >>150225028 >>150225166 >>150225487 >>150225607
villa to newcastle is a weird move innit
like making the big move from the tills at asda to tesco
Anonymous Ireland No.150224989
>>150224870
>To be honest, I thought offsides were always judged by the moment of release and not the moment of contact.

pretty sure they were, any time I remember a long goal kick(in play) offsideit was measured from the kick not from when the keeper picked up the ball
Anonymous Ireland No.150225003
>>150224100
Eh, would have liked a bit more definition personally. Completely black with no other colour whatsoever is kinda lame (unless it had no graphics or logos or whatever).
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225006
>>150224187
First will be signed by Chelsea. He's as dark as night.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225007
>>150224956
The other 14 alliance is underway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225015 >>150225034
Newcastle's greatest ever player was unsettled good and proper by Eddie Howe and his beloved Liverpool FC.
Now he's worth fuck all, hates the club, LOATHES the Newcastle customers and refuses to play!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225026 >>150225145
>>150224956
>Howe spunking 40mil on a Wilock clone
>cucked out of 9 transfers
>Still no new striker
>possibly getting Hojlund for 40mil
This is possibly the second worst transfer window for any club after Spurs summer 2018 window
Anonymous Ireland No.150225028
>>150224956
>ยฃ40m
Could have got one Harvey Elliott or two James MacAtee for that. They really have no idea what they're doing at Newcastle
Anonymous Ireland No.150225034
>>150225015
LMAO!
Anonymous Ireland No.150225041 >>150225106
>>150224234
>Holding the ball for MORE than 8 seconds will face a 5 second countdown
So they get a minimum of 13 seconds is what they're saying. Still, pretty good though. Is there an official timer for throw ins as well? Cause there should be.
But honestly, these feel like they'll be enforced half assed for the first 3 weeks of the season and then it'll be completely pick and choose. I can already guarantee that there will be absolutely 0 consistency in this and the Only Captains Allowed rule. None whatsoever. Also different thresholds depending on which half the game it is as well. Cause, you know, that fucking matters.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225099
>>150224641
It does not
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225106
>>150225041
>led by a crackdown on time wasting
fucking off var are they?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225113 >>150225154 >>150225225 >>150225346 >>150225354 >>150225395
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225145
>>150225026
It's worse than even you're saying because even the striker they have will not play
Anonymous Canada No.150225146
wouldn't mind giving jordan pickford a kick in the chops while he's lying down on the ball
Anonymous Ireland No.150225154
>>150225113
what Sharteta did to Aubameyang is disgraceful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225166 >>150225178
>>150224956
The irrelevant 14 are trying to funnel their power together to attack the God Six, it's hilarious
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225174 >>150225303
>Gary Neville predicts Liverpool will finish outside the Champions League places

Theres another title for Liverpool wrapped up
Anonymous Canada No.150225178 >>150225316
>>150225166
>funnel their power together
*pool their power together
Anonymous Ireland No.150225225
>>150225113
lmao Kevin Phillips
Wins European golden boot and then never does anything else of note again
Anonymous Australia No.150225287
>>150224620
*loses to palace*
*acts like it didnt happen*

can't breeze past this one lads
Anonymous Australia No.150225303
>>150225174
honestly based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225316
>>150225178
Hello IBP how's it going
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225346
>>150225113
Haaland was so close to getting three in a row, only matched by Henry and Shearer but City's drop off killed it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225347
>ยฃ43m for a 24 year old thatโ€™s scored 2 goals in the last 2 seasons
Anonymous Ireland No.150225354 >>150225500
>>150225113
In my head Aguero had won the golden boot a few more times.
Anonymous Ireland No.150225395
>>150225113
>08/09

What a shit season.
Anonymous Brazil No.150225402
>>150213719 (OP)
Nottingham forest is on a.class of its own
Unclassifiable
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225440 >>150225450 >>150225458 >>150225726
Does this count as another Geordie SNUB?

Geordie Journos said it fell apart because he didnt want to leave Italy, but now hes going to Liverpool so thats clearly bullshit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225450
>>150225440
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225458
>>150225440
more of a gazumping but fuck yeah it's a snub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225460 >>150225473
BREAKING NEWS
>ISA SLOT TO KONATร‰'S BEDROOM. HERE. WE. GO!
[FABRIZIO ROMANO]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225469
Daves thinking of black cock again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225473 >>150225476
>>150225460
dave, out of curiosity, when did your obsession with men's willies (specifically black ones) begin?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225476 >>150225493
>>150225473
When he got molested by his Liverpool supporting brother id imagine (he admitted this)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225484 >>150225492 >>150225495 >>150225508 >>150225511 >>150225516 >>150225726
GRIM
Anonymous United States No.150225487
>>150224956
He wouldn't sign the contract on offer, holding out for ยฃ125k. Been very injury prone since his foot break a couple years ago and doesn't get into the starting 11 with everyone fit for either Villa or Newcastle based on his form since the injury, but he should suit Howe's direct running style, at least.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225492 >>150225514
>>150225484
Newcastle is cold, Manchester is wet, Liverpool is Windy, London is black.

Everywhere else is irrelevant.
Anonymous Canada No.150225493
>>150225476
again according to my dave lore, most of his psychological damage occurred when as a child his parents saved up for a trip to Liverpool to give little Davey a taste of culture, only for him to get his pants pulled down by a couple of younger scouse girls in Steven Gerrard jerseys and said his willy looked like a button
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225495
>>150225484
we already established it looks like a can of lilt
Anonymous Indonesia No.150225500
>>150225354
His annual 3 months injury prevented it to happen.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225503 >>150225509
Black Chelsea running out to their reggae pre-match song
Anonymous Georgia No.150225508 >>150225545
>>150225484
>You know what would be great for this depressing weather? To make kit just as depressing
BRAVO KOJIMA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225509
>>150225503
Arsenal are the black club, chelsea are the Headhunters
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225511
>>150225484
Aurora Borealis?
In Manchester?!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225514 >>150225527
>>150225492
*Liverpool smells of piss
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225516
>>150225484
What's the weather like in Manchester? Fucking radioactive acid rain?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225525 >>150225558 >>150225563 >>150225732
>Manchester United have ยฃ70M of new sponsorships coming in this summer. One of which is Coca-Cola.

Baleba here we go
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225527 >>150225539
>>150225514
Thats the wind blowing your own stench back at you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225539
>>150225527
No. Liverpool genuinely smells of piss. The locals can't smell it because theyre so used to it.
Anonymous Canada No.150225545 >>150225618
>>150225508
>depressing weather
well lookee here, didn't know we had a member of the fairer sex amongst us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225552 >>150225608 >>150225628 >>150225714 >>150226179
Macallister on our Mo in the gym
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225558 >>150225568
>>150225525
AND THEN I BOUGHT A COKE (BUM BUM BUM BUM)
NOW I'M A BALEBA (BUM BUM BUM BUM)
IS THAT PEPSI? (BUM BUM BUM BUM)
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
I'M IN LOVE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M A BALEBA
I COULDN'T LEAVE YA IF I TRIED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225563
>>150225525
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225568 >>150225579
>>150225558
United customers stay silent unless its a boo before they leave
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225579
>>150225568
But what about coke customers?
Anonymous Ireland No.150225607
>>150224956
Literally who???
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225608
>>150225552
Nooooo! He's roiding!! This level of dedication is impossible!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225615
Ederson to Galatasaray
Savinho to Tottenham
City bringing Donnarumma and Rodrygo in as replacements
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225618 >>150225657
>>150225545
Please tell me youโ€™ve not been inflicting this horrific patter on anyone in person today? No one deserves to suffer through that shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225628
>>150225552
Mental the lengths scousers will go to in their efforts to pretend he isnโ€™t on peds
Anonymous Argentina No.150225639
>>150223099
its more like they dont have a single clue about how to negotiate sales, they extend players without thinking it twice, or wait too long on deciding whenever or not to sell them and end up letting them go for free, or for pennies with 1 year left on their contract.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225657 >>150226313
>>150225618
I thought it was a funny post, and at least hes contributing positively to the thread
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225695 >>150225708
Chelsea making even Palace's starting XI look pale!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225708
>>150225695
Arsenal fan obsessing over the objectively biggest club in london (chelsea) gain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225714
>>150225552
guy sounds like Ronaldo except he never left for Madrid and had way more than 3 good seasons in England..ffffuck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225718 >>150226050
Spurs fans ars still seething about the final yesterday lmao.
Anonymous Ireland No.150225726
>>150225440
Has there ever been a 7 foot footballer in a major league?

>>150225484
In the thumbnail his hair looks like it's fully poofed up.
Anonymous Ireland No.150225730
mad how ABLs insist Mo Salah is roiding because he has abs but a twink like Kai Shitvertz can turn into Haaland over the course of a summer and they're silent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225732 >>150225816
>>150225525
how much of that is extra money though and not just replacing of existing deals with the same amount?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225801
When will we admit that ange was never the problem because spurs have the bottler gene regardless of manager
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225802 >>150225845
Are Villa joining the club?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225816 >>150226171
>>150225732
All new deals. They dont replace existing.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225845
>>150225802
Needs to happen
Anonymous Ecuador No.150225849 >>150225918
lel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225897
reminder bottleham lost the super cup despite being 2-0 up in the 85th minute. how many are burnley going to put past them? 3? 4? i'm saying 5-0 desu.
Anonymous Georgia No.150225918
>>150225849
Rashford back to bomb squad. Here we go
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225937 >>150225970 >>150226021
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150225970 >>150226021
>>150225937
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755186026207063.mp4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226021
>>150225937
>>150225970
Both funny
Both as funny as Newcastle now owning a genuinely worthless (like a mother's love) striker
Liverpool can bid ยฃ5m and they'd have to consider it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226050 >>150226248
>>150225718
are we? all of the content i have consoomed has been pretty positive about it all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226171
>>150225816
sauce on that?
Anonymous Kuwait No.150226179
>>150225552
this nigga mo sala?
he's really good.
but he's also on PEDs, those beta agonists are absolutely JORKING his white muscle fibers.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226243
United spending that much on Baleba due to his potential just reminds me of Martial
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226248 >>150226295
>>150226050
definitely not a spurs fan because we're fuming about the loss. fuck off.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226272
;)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226281
>>150226276
>>150226276
>>150226276
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226295
>>150226248
sounds like a false flag seethe to me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150226313
>>150225657
>turning on your VPN to defend your own horrendous patter
KWAB
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150227481
Nigger