Thread 150215440

Preview edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Penrith Panthers v Melbourne Storm
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium, Parramatta
1.49-2.64
>What a way to begin Round 24. A Grand Final rematch that could be an appetiser for a 2025 Finals clash. The Panthers are the competition's form side, riding a nine-game winning streak into this clash. Their last outing was a 48-12 demolition of the Knights in Round 23. The Storm have been a model of consistency, holding a top-four spot all season. They enter on a three-game winning streak, including a 22-2 victory over the Broncos last round. The Panthers have named an unchanged 17 that dismantled Newcastle last weekend. The Storm lose fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen to concussion, with Nick Meaney shifting to the No. 1 jersey and Marion Seve coming into the centres. Nelson Asofa-Solomona has been named in the reserves. The Storm lead the overall head-to-head 32-16 since 1998. However, the Panthers have won seven of the last 12 clashes, including the 2024 Grand Final. The Storm won their most recent meeting 30-24 in Round 3 this season. This match pits the league's best attack against one of its toughest defences. The loss of Papenhuyzen is a huge blow for the Storm, and Penrith's Nathan Cleary will look to exploit the reshuffled backline with his elite kicking game.
Panthers 1-12 2.60
Panthers 13+ 2.90
Storm 1-12 3.40
Storm 13+ 7.25
Panthers -5.5 1.88 Storm +5.5 1.91

>>150210815

>>150211944

Smellbum Poorm.

Penriff Panfers bra

>>150216372
https://youtu.be/kpwNjdEPz7E

Are they doing another aborigine round this week aswell

Think they do it across 2 weeks now so everyone can host one

When will they have Croatian round?

THE BETS

>>150218258
https://www.nrl.com/multicultural-round/
you missed it, rd 5

Shaun Lane has rerired

Retired*

He wasn’t that old. Was he injured? Found a weird ladder btw

>>150219158
What’s TF stand for?

Alex johnston will score 4 tries this week

don't forget to do your tips family xoxo

never thought I'd say it but 'good luck Storm'

Tits for the spoon

>>150218258
Agreed. We need 3 dedicated rounds for Croatia. We contribute much more to the rugby league community than aborigines

>>150219604
na fuck that need panthers to win for my raiders minor prem bet

>>150220067
Can we see it

Payne Haas has officially switched to Samoa

Sneaky bet

>>150221618
Was hoping you’d gotten on earlier, still nice

BOTW - Jetaya Faifua - FTS - $21

Vale Jada

>>150222401
Nobody is dumb enough to bet on that

YJK

>>150222907
>>150077777
El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnson you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

I've just place some money on the panthers so put all your money on the storm

$0.05?

More

$0.10

youre not gonna see this coming... storm by at least 40

>>150219407
Tiffs Fondled

Storm will be called fraudulents after this game

Won the shirt lads

Pedref is 100% winning this game

>>150223376
Shut it

>>150223518
hi Ashley

>>150223516
Big Cronk fan m8?

The headgear makes his chin look bigger

>>150223516
hope its XXXL

>>150223654
kek

Munster at fullback lads.

>>150223654
lmao FATT on pooicide watch again

>>150223688
nick meaney, champ.

>>150223693
Check the updated peem lists.

>>150223654
>>150223671
>>150223691

It says L in the pic. I dont get it

>>150223705
why would bellamy do this? they are going to get flogged tonight.

It's a shame they can't both lose

Will Cleary try to fly over Grant again?

anyone under an XXL should head to gayfl desu

I shoulder barged dadza out of the way cause I didn't want to miss the welcome to country and mumza gave me 10 in the bin!
LETS GO POOTHERS!

why do boongs do welcome to country when its not even their country anymore

racists are NOT welcome

is every club doing this again or just the ones that missed out last week cause this is a bit much

fuck off irish you arent white or welcome here

>>150223745
K E K fuck me dead we’re finished

shut your mouth cunt, the footy is on

no black
no asian
no indian
no jew
no irish

>2 family members forgot to tip (1 in the top 3)
>only 1 family member tipped poorm
maybe I need to leave my reminders to later in the day

>>150223770
you’re being disrespectful to rugby league

you are being disrespectful to human life by existing, you potatonigger.

how much of indigenous round(s) is an excuse to sell jerseys to aboriginals

m8 the footy is on sit back and have some fun aye

I think if they keep forcing Munster to return it he’ll get tired and he’s their best option on last tackle

PLAY THE BALL YOU FUCKING SOOK

>>150223770
They are all welcome. /nrl/ is a no dudds poomunity. Always has been, always will be. Simple as

>>150223787
Abos would just steal them though.

>>150223774
Who forgot?

radioCHADS our nigga Andrew Moore had a heart attack

>>150223797
No DuddS...
So we're allowed one?

>>150223818
Yep. Lewis.

>>150223809
Cheeky edit there m8

Penrith Panthers aren't from Perth apparently

It’s on the way to Perth

>>150223729
>>150223818
Based Simpsons enjoyer

That’s a try

what a little burrower!

smart play staying low so they couldn't get underneath him and wrap the ball

His driving technique is good, gets his studs in and spreads his weight out.
Hard to stop

PENALTY TRY

nice stop

Munster stunned him otherwise he scores

trainer on the field tackle 1!

>>150223872
>stunned him
STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!

How come Penrith are getting so many penalties?

>>150223869
If Quincy married Kevin Rudd he'd be Quincy KRudd

lose the headgear cleary its squishing your brain

>>150223882
Melbourne are the dirtiest, grubbiest team to ever play football (in any code,ever)

>>150223882
this hasn’t been answered since 2020

>>150223882
defending premier privilege

kek at cuckgear Cleary the cuck

People keep trying to hype up this Pezet clown, and saying he'll move back to Newcastle or sign with the Roosters if Hughes extends, saying he's a "generational talent". He's shit. Haven't seen him do anything even average.

GOATES
GOATES
GOATES
GOATES

>>150223924
The club are trying to offload him. Melbourne did the same thing with Nico

fuck I hate this le microscopic bobble in the contest shit

the goates situation has been solved

REGATHER ROUND

>>150223935
I have thoughts on this. There’s an essay in it we can discuss during the week or the offseason

Hilarious seeing all these hidden replies to my posts.

>>150223938
>goatse

>>150223924
KEK BTFO

getting nervous fellow poother tippers

MISTER ANDERSON

How come Penrith didn't get penalised for that second effort?

>>150223941
heh sorry “m8” but this thoroughly covered weeks ago in the SC chat

Second effort there.

>>150223952
Why? Everyone who counts in the standings took them
>unless you used a joker or something

Over 40.5 betters, how are we feeling?

short meme drop out edwards try

How come they didn't call the Sorensen knock on just then?

How come Penrith are so much fitter and stronger and get injured less than any other team despite playing more games and literally never get tired and this has been happening for six seasons now?

>>150223980
Y so srs?

what’s with Edwards yamaka?

kek balls nowhere near the line

The headgear helped him there, slid on in

>forward pass
>ball nowhere near the line
>better award the try anyway

HOLY BASED KEKGEAR CLEARY

>its 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

Gaythan Cuckly

BREAKER BREAKER

was the mushroom lady in the crowd?

>>150224014
Yes.

Generational talent injured btw lads.

call this game Pezet v the peasants

Talagi looks like some sort of K Pop idol

Pedref boutta spread this Melbussy wide open

Penrith's line speed is so crazy it's almost like they are standing 2-3 metres closer than other teams do when they start their run.

>taking the poo
congrats poorm on your win

GAME LOSING POO

tactical clock wasting before halftime poo

>>150224029
video autists that are nrl customers should really make a video essay on that kind of shit

halftime poo should be after the whistle desu

>>150224037
and making up for the missed conversion

for 2 "amazing peems" that was fucking average a bit boring

Could have been 13-4 if they were paying attention

>>150224053
that’s on channel 10 m8

Feeling pretty good about this.

kek, settle down high roller

Ran into sterlo the other day and asked him what he thought about Penrith. He just mimed injecting himself with a syringe.

I swear Cleary's wearing the headgear because he got the lowdown call of 'just dive for the try line and we'll give it to you'

>>150224099
pretty sure that was just some random bald druggo m8

>>150224118
Multiverse Sterlo lol

>taking the two

oh no no no

And yet other peems will blame Penrith when nothing is stopping them from using drugs or bribing the ref.

>this alien ad sucks as much as Paris Hilton on her honeymoon
BRING BACK OUR BASED WHISTLING AD YOU FUCKERS

>>150224109
Q

>>150224129
some clubs have honour like the bunnies who will proudly take the spoon

I guess the Titans have even more honour then?

the one time I back the Storm and they play like dirt

>>150224145
The titties are the most honourable of all peems.

>>150224134
>a few vials of olympic steroids from Gina goes missing

two indigenous rounds? whats next? indigenous month?

>>150224186
nice selfie irish looking good m8

wtf is Cronk even talking about? It's like he starts a sentence and hopes to find the words halfway through

>>150224134
>getting cucked again
>wearing headgear

LMAO ITS OVER

Thanks mate I been trying my best to stick with treats only on fatboy friday

>>150224195
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


Zero

MARTIN DED

>>150224190
Weet-Bix put out an ad of Mary making Nathan breakfast recently

>>150224205
You should update these jokes to Palestinians

I respect his ability but really don’t want him to succeed (in that jersey)

>>150224217
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea

I hope Daniel Tupou scores the most tries this season.

I don't.

Coates is mogging To’o

>>150224177
Looks pretty good for a post op.

>>150224217
Good one, spud

>>150224233
I hope twopoo breaks the try scoring record.

Fuck you.

how did poothers get away with that
they changed that rule years ago that you can't pass it into a opposition player like that
poothers really do get away with fucking anything

I hope Tupou breaks his fucking neck

Panthers seemed rattled imo

>throwing the ball at an opponents head
SEND HIM OFF

JOEY 4CHAN

reminder: the poothers took the poo before half time and haven't scored a single point since :)

Lmao
Poorith will still win

ASIAN POWA

JOEY 4CHANEL

Need to inject To'o with helium

Pathetic Panthers

>>150224249
This except Johnston

It's nothing personal, Tupou seems like an overall decent guy but he plays for the Roosters so I wish him nothing but horrible things

Penrith should have signed Lomax at right centre to cover kicks, or someone like that. They’re going to get butchered out there now every time Storm can do it they’ll kick to that matchup

Might cash out my multi including pozzbourne lads.

>>150224270
>He doesn't know about the salary cap

No team has scored more points in the final 20 minutes of games than Penrith this season. That stat along with the penalty just then is SCARY.

Klein pulls the get out of jail free card for the panthers

>breaking necks
just Melbourne things

CLAWBACK

Nice tackle Wishart

NOT

poor contact Wishart. Don’t tackle like that kids you’ll get hurt

if Sorensen bombed that try his name would be Sorrysen

why this nigga in goggles wtf

>>150224301
he fly fr

You now remember Cheyse Blair wearing long sleeve jerseys

>goggles
>cuckgear
what next armour and padding?!?!
GAMES GONE_____

Imagine if Pezet wasn't shit.

Tupou probably gets about 5 more this year and 15-20 next year depending on how well the Poosters do. Which probably leaves him 10 or so short. He’d need to play on in 2027 to have any hope of getting there. And that’s not counting how many Johnston ends up with.

What's with the abo nonsense on the ground, Fox scoreboard onscreen & Panfers jerseys? Wasn't that last round?

>>150224301
Don't make fun of the special needs kid ok?

GOGGLES GOGGLES GOGGLES

4 EYES SCORED ONE

This glasses nigger went out before scoring. Lol. Should've gone to specsavers

>>150224314
Idiot

>>150224321
Peems that played away during boong round have begun putting the theatrics on during their next home game.

knee goes out before he gets to the line

Isn't To'o supposed to be the best defensive winger in the game?

>>150224339
Fuck you, retard. Tupou is awesome.

>>150224347
He did the right thing there

Are we going to golden point?

>>150224347
Literally nobody has ever made this claim.

Meaney doing his best Lomax impression

>>150224342

Pathetic. Do they even have any indigenous blokes in their team? I thought they were all islanders & white boys.

how do you even get a serious eye injury like blink like mate close your eyes HAHAHAHA

Melbourne +5.5 Chad's, how we feeling?

gb2 /afl/ sperg

Vossy I am NOT cancelling my engagements to watch the "Roosters" vs "Bulldogs"

To’o fast.
To’o furious.

>>150224376
I tipped poosters cause doggies ARE frauds

>>150224383
I tipped Dogs because I hate Easts

Based Anti-Clutch Edwards

Lol. Dumb baldcel

lost the ball like he lost his hair

Why does Edwards shave his head when he isn't bald? Is he stupid?

>>150224383
I didn’t tip.
I don’t bet.
And I don’t “SuperCoach”.

IMAGINE TIPPING POORM. KEK HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE

He’s streamlining, makes him run faster

poothers are attacking goggle's goggles I don't think thats very nice

>>150224392
Tipping peems for any reason other than legitimately believing they’ll win is how you lose tipping comps.

Harry grant done nothing all game then drops it

>>150224409
Can't spell Gaelic without gay

>>150224413
based illiterate retard

>>150224403
He’s probably balding and wants to get ahead of it. Make it his “look” while is still appears like he has a choice.

OH NO NO

Spedwards is gonna fuck this up for Penrith somehow

>>150224420
https://youtu.be/3wk7C64kaP4

Who's the retard Cleary Snr keeps in the box with him? Progeny of some Thai hooker he knocked up post Nafan?

Pedref seem to be getting stronger as the game goes on

Anon from the future here.
Golden Point happens. Cleary acts like he’s setting up to kick but is a decoy. Edwards passes it to Liam Martin who kicks the field goal.

>>150224436
That's the make a wish foundation kid. He wanted to watch his peem from the coaches box

Crazy if this penalty stands.

DIVING FAGGOT GRANT

GET FUCKING DIVING OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME

Kick after the whistle. Even if the challenge was successful the kick wouldn’t count

the Harry Grant dive

>>150224443
Kek

He does take a couple of extra steps there

I don't even care to watch the end of this game. This semen-slurping spoort truly may not be for me anymore.

>>150224448

I didn't realise downies qualified for MAW. I swear I've seen him in there before.

/AFL/ HERE, GO STORM

>>150224411
Only tipping comp I’ve ever won was for the old man and it was his work’s afl tipping comp. It’s absolutely true you can’t win if you actually care who wins.

That was the right call

Hate Poothers but that was a garbage call

smooth brain leota fucked himself by stepping forward

Poorith poofs will say refball even though they've been getting assistance all game.

>>150224463

Based vic-centric homosexuals

>>150224464
Didn't ask

game losing charge down

Cleary FG

CHARGEDOWN CITY

Script briefly was leaked lol

ice in his pipe

LOOMERS

>>150224488
Yeah, here
>>150224445

I hope it’s a draw

Based golden point. My poorm bet can't lose, AND it can still win.

>getting charged down
ick

>>150224500
He clearly and unequivocally steps into him

No, retard. Nothing to do with your gay post. They gave the 2pt field goal even after it got charged down

>>150224517
duh that's why it was a penalty

Retoss lol

Penrith will be in range for a 2ptr this first set. Bad decision Harry

If Meaney wasn't shit, game would be over.

Dropwards

BASED BALDCEL KEK

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK GET FUCKED POOTHERS YOU DUMB CUNTS THATS FUCKING KINO

I HATE HARRY GRANT

>>150224430
>>150224430
>>150224430

Fuck even I fell for that dummy

FUCK YES
EAT SHIT WESTIE SCUM

Harry Grant.
And after that dive.
Holy shit. Glad I’m not a Penrith customer.

Hazza

HA HA GET FUCKED POOTHERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POORITH POOFS CAN'T EVEN WIN WITH REFBALL
IMAGINE HAVING A BALDCEL FULLBACK

GALAXY BRAINED NIGGA

give poothers the spoon just for that

Now for a Warriors win tomorrow, put them out of the top 4

YOU’RE A WINNER HARRY

Don't fuck this up Wahs

There are “people” out there that legit think Edwards is in the same league as Tedesco.

Golden point is so fucking shit bros I really hate it. Penrith played better, Melbourne are only in the game because of Coates (a winger)

Edwards wtf were you doing?

What do you think it is Bellamy does when he slinks out of view away from the camera?

>>150224567
agreed they should play 2 5 minute halves to decide it

>"Nate Myles" on my television

*changes channel*

>>150224567
>5 tries to 3
>played better

>>150224430
What’s next weeks Lotto numbers ?

Nate Myles more like Mate Nyles

>>150224574
Nah they should just call it a draw. There’s nothing added to the game with this shit, unnecessary rip off of an nfl concept

more like Irish Point

If they played better why didn't they win?

>>150224587
Ha got him

How good is Harry Grant

>Danika Mason: ”Do you think Harry has a bit of acting skills?”
>Cleary: ”Yeah DEFINITELY”

Ouch…

>>150224577
2 of those 5 were purely because of Coates, and therefore out wide and difficult to convert

>>150224588
Golden point would be fine if field goals were banned.

>>150224609
Field goals are part of the game and it’s just wrong to change the rules to decide a winner

>>150224602
I still can’t fucking believe how easily that opened up to him. Very unlike the Poothers.

poos need to be banned also poothers took the poo and lost

poo curse deniers in SHAMBLES

Look Lise, you can actually pinpoint the second Cleary’s heart rips in half.

>>150224616
It makes for shit viewing in a first score wins scenario so it should be banned. I’d extend it to poos as well but then there’s no deterrent for foul play.

I HAVE ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS HAHJAHHAHHAHHAHHAUIHBFC plia[spoiler][/spoiler]

>>150222954
Told you guys I am the most unlucky cunt in the world F NRL

The donation.

>>150224632
>>150222954
You won some. But you lost more.

>inb4 you don’t get it because NZ doesn’t have degenerate over advertising of gambling or over regulating of tv ads

>>150224602

Bing Lee & Joyce Mayne will be doing a roaring trade tomorrow replacing all of the TVs that got kicked in or chucked out of windows after that.

White Man Grant gets the game winning try in Golden Point in indigenous round

>>150224609
Is this because the losing side might not get the ball?

>>150224596
It’s funny saying that cause the NFL fixed theirs as best as can be done without getting rid of it

>>150224647

Do Penrith even have any boongs? I thought they were all fuzzy wuzzy cuzzy bruzzies or the whitest of white bois.

>>150223745
Every game. From now and until 40,000 years from now

>>150224646
>bing lee
>joyce mayne

Based 2006 dweller

>>150224065
Good thing you didn’t put $20 on it

>>150224657
Yea they have a swirly coconut jersey instead of a polka dot one

>>150224593
>the pedo st merge coomer is posting pics of kids again

>>150224670

I meant who in their squad is abo

>>150224579
1-2-3-4-5-6

He didn’t deny it

>>150224418
>>150224443

Nate Myles looking like Farouk from The Castle

>>150224656
Took them too long honestly.

>>150224698
Too late for Josh :-(

>>150224693
Also >>150223809

>>150224616
>it’s just wrong to change the rules to decide a winner
Clearly not a F1 fan

Panthers about to go on a losing streak and drop out of the top four. That panic from them in the second half was them playing like in the first half of the season.

Off to watch the AFLW

Why don't they call it the WAFL?

Rest of the season has Ben Hunt masterclass written all over it

>>150224724
Prob because it sounds like waffle and that would be awkward for any team with blue in their uniform. Search “blue waffle” for more info

>>150224704
Maybe this year bro

>>150224724
Real answer is it already exists in WA

>>150224733
Just one before I die

All the Australian women's sport leagues choose to put the W at the end to differentiate themselves from the WNBA and not be associated with amerimutt trash. This is real btw.

>>150224726
*bzzzzzzz*
*bzzzzzzz*
2015 calling
Slide to accept

>>150224745
But he already posted >>150224596

>>150224746
DON’T DROP IT!

>>150224737
Maybe if he doesn't get one then I dunno when it'll happen desu

should be Red Boong racing for Abo round desu

>>150224771
Kek

>>150224782
Man not maybe

>>150224745
In America it’s wbt btw

Both Cleary's crying right now lol.

maybe one day irish proxy janny poofter will make a worthwhile post. maybe.

0/1 lads

Rabbit-O’s

more like rabbid spoons

>>150227228
>>150227228
>>150227228

>409 posts
>making a new thread

That’s like Penrith celebrating their six-peat before Harry Grant takes a dive