Thread 150216421

PENALTIES

Yida being yida, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

wait, no extra time?

AND NEW KWABOTY of the year!

Chevalier is going to save a couple. Bound to happen.

Vicario in his hometown, he HAS to win this

>>150216421 (OP)
Fuck Romero's family

>>150216421 (OP)
same?

>>150216444
he's not a pen keeper, i have my doubts

test

>>150216444
>first match with his new, biggest team in the country goes to pens
not fair for the lad

Luis said his team didn't train for penalties

>>150216437
Extra-time was deemed anti-semitic.
Probably because it's harder to sell ads for it since they're likely to not even show.

VITINHA WITH THAT BULLSHIT SLOW WALK AGAIN

KWAB

What the fuck was that

>>150216453
based sarko

Jesus that was atrocious

*walks slowly towards the ball*

>i walk slow
>i miss
kwab

WTF was that? Webm pls

>>150216437
That’s only for real competitions

Woow didn't see that coming

lol

Fucking meme pens

>>150216465

No man needs to train for penalties. Just bang them in.

KWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol what a prick

GIVE SPURS YOUR ENERGY

>ynr Bernardo's penalty
why are portuguese so shit at penalties?

It's over

Forgot to look at the ball

>>150216437
this is a friendly

bruno would neverrrrrrrrrr

KWAB

>>150216493
Clearly Vitinha should train if he's going to try and walk it in

picked the right side both times but couldn't quite make it

Zaza vibes on that pen fr fr

ToT

kwab

>>150216492
>>150216494
>>150216497
>>150216508
Vpn or did u dox urself to post?

Now that's a manly tuga penalty.

>chevalier
fucking hell what a bum, is this guy pickford's twin

negative aura

hahahahaha
godDAMN I hate pee-es-gee

AHAHAHAHAH NEVER LET THAT MANLET VITINHATAKE A PEN AGAIN

>>150216530
you were saying....

dogshit

>>150216506
Ronaldo and Fernandes take 99% of them leaving the rest of the country to fight over the scraps

>>150216530
>>150216528
APOLOGISE

>>150216522
lol

>>150216525
it isn't banned yet

>>150216525
It was all a meme. Business as usual

give this guy his damn golden ball already

You can smell the tension in the stadium

loooooool TEL

nope

>black anglo takes a pen
>misses
a tale as old as time

Tel (aviv) is not the guy

>>150216530
am I the only one seeing another mudryk here?

holy fuck that tel penalty lmao

>named Tel
>misses
Uh?

pfffffffffffff jesus

this is a grim penalty shootout

>>150216522
Women's football tier penalty

lads, its tottenham

Is it me or have the quality of penalties gone seriously downhill over the last 5 years?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TWO OF THE OWRST PENALTIES EVER TAKEN IN THE SAME SHOUTOUT I VE NEVER SEEN PLAYERS MISS THAT WAY BEFORE

KEK what an awful pen

I predict a black player will overact with the cartoon leg shake and then miss the ball

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fucking STATE they really blew this one

LADS
A
D
S

LMAO the neighbourhood of Tottenham

Business idea: do an even more contrived run up and it will surely go in

Literally fire Tel he's fucking awful.

NO FUCKING REFUNDS

Bottlejobs

>van de Ven
>Tel

>abnormal run up
>miss

Evryteim

ahah KWAB

>>150216565

Short for 'Tele' meaning far off or far away.

there's your new high profile star striker signing, spurs bros

KANG
IN

Spud sisters...

tottenham truly is the david carradine of the football world

thats what you get for dropping nangooks

kwab 2

>straight to penalties

lol basically telling us not to take this game seriously

Please God please God

gg Tottenham, maybe next time

Keine Rückerstattung, meine Freunde

Saying it now - Porro gonna sky it

>>150216569
women euros were way better compared to this

>Porro doing the Football Manager run up
Lel

>be jewish owner
>sign shit black players
why are they like this?

>>150216609
>next time

Hahahahahahahaha Tottenham wankers fucked it up

WELL THE FIRE HAS BEEN EXTINGUISHED
DEMBELÉ BALÓN D'OR

what a chokejob

Ange died for this

lads, it's spurs.

y'all though the Kane curse would leave with him, didn't you

>>150216616

Apologise

Ange would've won, and you know it.

ez B^)

Only one team lost against this Bottlenham

THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF SPUDS

THE SHANTY TOWN OF THE EPLEL

Ffs...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FUCK SPUDS

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

GO FUCK YOURSELF PSG HATERS

its who we are MATE

TWO NIL
YA FUCKED IT UP
TWO NIL
AND YA FUCKED IT UP

Ange come back all is forgiven

Absolutely fucking hell Spurs.

/ourguys/ won
FUCK YEAH

>celebrating this much for a glorified friendly
cringe

>spuds
KWAB

Still an embarrassment for psg they shouldn't struggle against fucking Tottenham

wat nou

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE LONDON SPUDS

we don't care

it was unironically never in doubt

>spuds
Vitesse Arnhem died for this

THE HISTORY OF THE TOTTINGHAM

>only one week of training
>shart on spurs with ease

>>150215754
>>150215754
>>150215754
get in here

Not only did they choke a 2 goal lead, they also choked being a goal up in the pens

The Fighting Cock is where to go for the seethe
Don't bother with their subreddit

>>150216643
KWAB

>Tottenh-ACK
Back to choke you go

WE DON'T CARE BTW

>>150216421 (OP)
JOVER

That fucking song again, CWC was enough

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T WIN WITHOUT ME
IT'S NOT FAIR
GIVE ME MORE MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150216667
Frank dood

lads
its
spurs

Anyone got a screenshot of thst PSG cutie with ponytail and phone?

>>150216649
Well deserved.
If there was extra time, PSG would have won anyway.

>>150216649

Spuds were this ' ' far from relegation, Chelsea would come out Kings at the Parc de Princes at every time of asking.

>>150216641
TOT

Throwing away a 2 goal lead and losing on pens, this is the most Spursy thing ever lmao

this fucking mong

>No AET just straight to pens after 90

Why is this slop happening?

He would have won

Spurs would have won on extra time btw.

>>150216673
They won a European cup before you did, calm down mate.

there's no way these modern spazmo penalties are the best way to take them.

elite athletes literally picking an aesthetic fad over giving themselves the best chance of scoring

>THEY REPLACE DONNARUMMA FOR THIS SHIT

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEE ???????????

kwab

>>150216421 (OP)
>sp*rs

What a gay outcome. Am seething. Football is dead

>>150216730
Same with the Community Shield, it's a glorified preseason friendly that nobody wants to watch for 120 mins

Why so many STEWARDS?

>>150216726
Never seen a single positive thing from him. A net negative. Literally rate Richy over him.

Does anyone have the tottenham penis image

Lads
It's Tottenham
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It's Tottenham
>Lads
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It's Tottenham
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>It's Tottenham

>>150216746
and yet they've gone right back to bottling in the spursiest way possible

Tel is genuinely awful, it's not just the penalty miss

>>150216765
Most fun happens between 90 and 120

I'm sorry lads, it's because I tuned in at the 80th min

>>150216698
He would have saved the 2nd goal and wouldn’t have gone to pens

>>150216797

1 trophy > finish the EPL's 2nd 100 times

>>150216736
Hell no. PSG was close to getting a 3rd and had the momentum going with Spurs players being tired from chasing after the ball.

AVERAGE SPRUS FAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ox2u-7gCDk

>UEFA simps for Pisslamoids at the start
>The Arab team "wins" right at the end
Really gets the ol' noggin' joggin'

>>150216726
>Place of birth Sarcelles, France
>Sarcelles is a commune in the northern suburbs of Paris, France
inside job

>>150216641
ToT

the order of the universe restored
jews lose again

Les gars... C'est Tottenham

Of course! the 2 black players for Spurs missed their pens.
It’s almost like taking a penalty requires the ability to think at least one step ahead and not react immediately to what's happening at all times, and since blacks generally lack forethought, it makes them prone to missing.
It’s the same thing in basketball with Free Throws. You have a 90% BLACK league yet all of the players with the highest Free Throw % are white.

post slags im angry

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN - TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ITS HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150216720
nah pulling off one of the best comebacks in CL history in the semis just to put in the most lurid dogshit finals performance of all time is still more spursy. this is a close second though

>>150216833
Shut up antisemite

someone hide the crack from this guy tonight

>>150216726
reminds me of when jadon sancho came back from his exile at united in the community shield against city and the first thing he did was miss a penalty

someone got Richarlison shaking his head?

>>150216818
carry on thinking spurs are the bigger club then idc

ETERNAL IT'S NOT COMING HOME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw_5IXrH7EE

>>150216726
i have no idea how we managed to make a big profit on him. judging from his interviews he seems like a nice guy but he's shit at football.

>>150216746
since the start of the PL Spurs have won;

Two League Cups
One Europa League

Since PL started Arsenal have won
Three titles
Seven FA Cups
One League Cup

Spurs have also spent more money, behind United, City and Chelsea.

>ruined mass arseanal suicides
you fucking kike bottlers

back to collecting losers medals for tottenham then

Conference > Champions > Europa

HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>150216927
Why would they have mass suicided over that? Did Spurs suicide when Arsenal won the Community Shield? This doesn't even go to extra time lmao. MLS tier.

this is a spursy for the history books

fucking incredible

based psg thanks for preventing spuds momentum

>>150216951
>second place medal in a 2-team tournament

la historia....

>>150216746
I remember watching them win the Cup Winners Cup when I was a kid

Guess Spurs need to go all out and get Eze then.

>who can actualy beat psg?!?!?!?!?!?!?
TNT panel talking like PSG didn't just squeak out a win against fucking Spurs...

>>150216976
You're welcome. Notice how we made them believe for 90 minutes

>>150216848
all but 1 of the PSG players who kicked their penalty and scored were black and the one who missed wasnt.
its called being a shit player.

>>150216962
another european trophy against the best team you delusional gay gooner

It seems to have finally hit Paulinha what he's signed up for.

Good Luck Thomas Frank

>>150217026
top kek

>>150217007
>PSG fan
>posts AI slop
Oh yeah, this nigga brown.

PSG dedicate this new (and certainly not the last) trophy to Polbro, who is now part of the great French family

I mean it’s the Super cup. Those usually go to the UCL winner over the Europa one. Still blowing a 2-0 lead is bad

>>150216995
kek and the CWC forgotten as if it never happened

>>150216995
This. Spurs finished 17th and only won CL due to new format preventing CL drop downs. Their semi final opposition is currently 8th in Norway and has a squad value of £80m Vs Spurs' £800m. The fact they faced the worst United side in PL history and won due to an OG shows how shit they were. They lost 22 times in the PL last year. Most seasons that's relegation tier.

>>150216421 (OP)
JOVER JOVER

>>150217045
You couldn't win the trophy that mattered THOUGH

>>150217050
the CWC wasn't a fair competition.

>>150217050
tbf no one besides brazilians rate that tournament

>>150217063
Cope parichien

>>150217045
hush up frenchie

>>150217054
I was promised a new look Spurs with a seasoned manager, attacking threats and a Champions League ready squad.

>>150217062
lmao who cares about that shit. that badge is disgusting, imagine having to have that shit on the jersey

>>150216995
tbf that lass on the tnt panel can't pronounce the word "think"

>>150217062
>>150217062
>the trophy that mattered
You mean THE UCL ?

>>150217054
lets be fair for a bit, the 3 bottom teams were so shit that Spurs very much gave away like 10 games on those last few months to save energies for the Europa League since it was their only way to qualify for the CL at that point.
you could tell they were exploiting that because most of their first XI players werent playing them.

>>150217085
It'll always be a stain on your 'flawless' season LOL

>>150217085
holy fucking COPE

>>150217069
respecte bien le plus grand club de france sale fils de putasse.

>>150217062
I still don't get why Chelsea don't put the stars on their kit

>>150217106
Personne ne respecte tes pédales sur gazon

>>150217017
Again why would they? Arsenal are infinitely more successful than Spurs are. I don't give a toss about either but you're being a weird obsessed freak rn. Stick to hand egg.

>>150217080
>mickey mouse cup
>he cares

>>150217117
LE PLUS GRAND CLUB DE FRANCE

>>150217094
Which no fan wants. Nobody wants you to 'lose on purpose'. That's cope.

>>150216767
because nafris

>>150217132
>single match cup
>it's important, because...because it just is, okay?!

>>150217124
>Arsenal are infinitely more successful than Spurs are.
do you even know the mindset of an arsenal/spurs fanatic? did you see aftv and arsenal streamers reaction to spurs winning the europa league while you haven't won shit in europe? are you even british? playing dumb or just a braindead jeetshit?

>>150217183
bigger than the CWC

>>150217117
Va niquer ta mère fdp

>>150217117
14 ans sans trophées.

>>150217045
kurwa, based

>>150216962
>community shield
Nigga what? Who cares about that lmao

>>150217200
yes, because it's evropean

>>150217183
>single match cup
will most likely be a 4 team tournament next iteration

>>150217183
>>150217560
and while I think about
>single match cup
wrong. your team only qualifies by winning the respective e-cup, so it's definatly not a single match cup.

>>150217560
Holy fucking cringe. They just can't stop with the soulless shit

>>150217672
>likely in the middle east
Someone needs to stop Infantino

>>150217672
>likely in the middle east or USA
is this the new meta?

>>150217672
Make it Europa and Conference winners + Champions finalists

>>150217672
why not replay the last 16 of CL in August every year right before season start

still hate frogs

>>150219557
seething bozgor

Daily reminder that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club lost to PSG in the final of the Supercup of UEFA..........

>>150218202
CL, europa, conference, and last years super cup winners