Thread 150217091

heem

formerly
>>150212915

First for Finland

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150217129
>>150217128
You were raped

michael chandler took my kids from me
signed them up to paramount
he got so much oestrogen
needs a way to take it out

dricus is essentially popeye and khamzat is essentially bluto and the belt is essentially olive oyl

I have only offered you the truth.

Im hearing rumours brooklyn wren is out of ufc 319 and this is her substitute

they call me GSP the way i fuck Black Queens

For real for some reason I confused Bryan Battle for the dude with diabetes

Little diry diapers plessis is going to die im afraid

>>150217343
easy mistake to make I guess. they are both half black half white. the guy you're thinking of is Jordan Williams, who Ian Garry kind of struggled against

>>150217091 (OP)
Will Killa Kham make weight?

seriously what the fuck were they trying to say with this poster?

>>150217386
if that was me I'd have a big ole boner

why is cuckchado hanging around the event with his wifes son again

can someone post that .webm of Weili saying you can always make back money but can't make back time? I lost my copy somehow

you can mek brack monkey

>>150217386
i told you, you fucking well poisioner. Culture, tradition, soul.

Making the dominatrix use the dildo on you is culture, tradition and soul

K1 hasn't been good since Takeru and Tenshin retired. The Bong only betrays his own cazdom by placing modern-day K1 on a pedestal. 4 oz Muay Thai & kickboxing in Chatri FC is better.

>>150217472
We don’t watch either

>>150217360
i remember that, it made me think ian machado was overhyped

>>150217481
Kindly use proper pronouns, saar. You don't watch One FC, but many heemposters do.

>>150217491
yeah, it didn't help that he got knocked down by a random Chinese journeyman in his next fight. he did show guts by rallying back and finding the finish though. Ian's never looked invincible but he has good fight IQ and is capable of adapting on the fly. I think he and Sean Brady should fight while Shavkat gets winner of JDM/Islam

Nah.

piece of shit janny deleting the thread go fuck yourself

>>150217531
We were a divided people. It was a mercy.

biggest fight of the year during prime posting hours and heem goes 15 minutes without a post
/box/-esque

>>150217681
don't side with them motherfucker

The original vampire hunter is the best.

shut up bitch

I just started watching Mad Men. What a kino show.

This is MMA related because I'm wondering how a prime Don Draper would do in the UFC.

>>150217718
1) Popularity polls mean nothing.
2) Khamzat might make it look so easy that he instantly becomes legendary overnight. He is in INCREDIBLE shape.

>>150217708
mid fighter who would be good as a commentator. like paul felder but with a worse record and fighting style

what ever happened to rinat fakhredinov

>>150217718
HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150217682
It’s 630 on a Wednesday night three days before the fight what else needs to be said? Once the press conference happens this place will pick up all the way through the weekend

>>150217718
Yup, it's over

>>150217735
If Don is Dana, who would be his Pete Campbell?
>>150217738
I think he's been battling a knee injury. Plus his hype train kind of died out after he got Bucked up.

what were they trying to cook here?

>>150217740
Talk about Tim Elliot's upcoming bout? There are other big fights on the card

the wolf stalks his prey

>>150217768
awoooo xD

>>150217759
anti trans ad

>>150217759
if that was me I'd have a big ole boner

just rewatched battle v brown

brown won, judges need to rethink things

>>150217754
How can you watch that boring slop? There's no guns and explosions and action just a bunch of fags in suits.

Heem or be heemed

the wolf licks his own butt to clean it of poop because he has no hands or toilet paper

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mpfcsc/geoff_neal_you_lucky_bastard/

Geoff Neal's wife is hot af

>>150217759
Mother's milk. It's a BJJ technique

>>150217807
this reads like a court case

>>150217861
Disgusting tattoos

>>150217906
gay

>>150217906
who cares she's still a fox

>>150217911
>>150217927
She has no class

>>150217933
How do you know?

>>150217942
kek

>>150217933
no way for you to know that and no one's saying they wanna marry her. she could still get all 4 inches though

>>150217942
If Dricus loses this meme is going to follow him around I can already tell

>>150217947
Just look at her. It’s obvious.

>>150217947
>>150217958
She married a black man.

>>150217942
Kek

>>150217980
and there it is. impotent online seethe. not a good look, playa!

>>150217947
>How do you know a coalburner has no class?

>>150217989
I am quite calm.

>>150217977
It's only obvious you're closeminded because she doesn't fit with your preconceived and superficial notions of femininity

You niggas would argue about anything

>>150217997
>preconceived
It's the opposite of preconceived since it's the old standard. New-age shit like this is preconceived.

>>150218012
it be what it do habibi

>>150217991
Geoff Neal is elite human capital, a world class gladiatorial athlete, but she's low class because shes not with some random run of the mill white dude. niggas be retarded here

Geof Neal's fire alarm hasn't beeped since the spotify event

me to the demiurge

>>150217991
90% of women are BBC only in 2025

Kjamzta will have 2 rounds of work in him thanks to Sam Clabaveda. 10 minutes to survive.....and then he absolewtly sharts himself. This is the most intelgent take on weem, methinks and time will prove me right as always.

>>150218040
it's just a bunch of dorks larping as the stormfront online. the real world has moved way past racism. just laugh/ignore

>>150218020
Strict adherence to some idea of tradition is preconceived. That's the only reason you'd write off another human being as trash because of their cosmetic choices that aren't hurting anybody.

Khamzat will have 2 seconds of explosive offence before he fades and fatigues. If he can't get DDP out of there within those 2 seconds he's in for a rough rape

>>150218040
Ethered that impotent bitch

>>150217861
jesus i thought black guys marrying strippers was a meme

>>150218059
>Strict adherence to some idea of tradition is preconceived
>cosmetic choices that aren't hurting anybody
I disagree on both counts.

They don't know what we know

>>150218053
Hmm I feel like I’ve heard this before

>>150218055
Glad to see there's still virtue and reason on this side of the internet. Chuds lost.

>>150218055
>the real world has moved way past racism. just laugh/ignore
kek, I will.
lol
lmao, even

can we go back to arguing about Aaron Pico's success

>>150218040
Yes, however.

we can go back to arguing about Aaron Pico's failures

>racists got banned again
o my kek

Geoff Neal got septicemia from eating leftovers as a Outback Steakhouse busboy

can we go back to arguing about Aaron Pico's girth

>>150217091 (OP)
Uhhh... Xatdaddies? W-what happened?

>>150218040
>Geoff is a supernigger, therefore being a race traitor is fine

>>150218098
Bacon Boers are being genocided while this dude has discord sex with minors

>>150218040
hes a win one lose one journeyman who works at texas steakhouse bruh

>>150218012
no we wouldnt

they should make the fighters arm wrestle if the fight ends without a finish
take the judges out the equation

>>150218086
What the martial arts watcher said seems accurate. Khamzat did beat him within those 5 minutes

>>150218113
BBC mindbroke ya piggy peabrain tragically

>>150218125
it's obviously not easy being a ranked fighter for so many years while also being a good heemer. he is light years better at what he does compared to whatever you or most people do

Words around the street is that geof neal stopped small talking his fellow black people and is only nodding not even an eye contact

Let's talk Zatdaddy

How long do we think it is?

The story is now clear.
This board is non-white.

>>150218086
Crazy when you remember Dricus is the reason Khamzat won that fight by heeming his teeth. In a sense, Dricus beat Whittaker twice.
Chilling.

>>150218045
what did dis nigga even do

>>150218113
>race traitor
lmao what

>>150218139
judge people by their character, anon. virtue is colorless

>>150218147
splinter in the toe, the secret meaning to tko

>>150218139
this board is INDAIN clay gtfo benchod

>>150218086
not the best examples, really

>>150218138
At least 12 inches

>>150218138
5.1 inches is the chechen average

>>150218148
She betrayed the proud race of ambiguous brown prostitute

>>150218139
cage fighting is non-white domain anon

>>150218125
Journeyman are typically top 10 in the world at their chosen profession yes

>>150218150
>judge people by their character
Be careful doing this. It's what leads most to become racist.

>>150218165
but we all know khamchad is anything but average

>>150218172
hes not even a top 20 welterweight, being ranked means shit

>>150218175
meh. good people are good people. that's all

Geof neal was found sitting alone in a bench just thinking not even holding a phone

>>150218171
It doesn't really look that way to me

https://www.ufc.com/rankings

ayo this white boy thinks every other white boy is his friend lmao

>>150218112
>DOESNT NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ZATDADDY WILL FOR TO DRINK DRICUS CUM BLOODY! FUCK BITCH BLOODY BASTARD REGARDLESS

>>150218182
>good people are good people
True, but that's like saying 1=1. Not a very useful statement.

ZHAT

>>150218181
He's absolutely a top 10 all time Outback waiter anon I think you're confused.

Say something else racist around me and see what happens

>>150218198
Um, I hate crackas?

this discussion is so funny because right now I, as a brown man, am being forced to read about how Shakespeare's inherent racism marginalizes and traumatizes people of color. it's such a bunch of bullshit. progressives are well-meaning but so unhinged

DADDY

Run piggies run
The wolf comes for you all the same

>>150218194
well yeah it's a tautology and basic truth. no way to account for all variables. take people on as they come and judge it case by case. you can "notice" patterns or whatever if you want but it shouldn't override one's ability to just judge neutrally

>>150218205
ayo this nigga reading poems

>>150218187
>non-white
>non-white
>Wog
>non-white
>Wog
>White
>non-white
>White
erm...

>>150218234
Shakespeare is one of the GOATs. everyone would benefit from reading him

we dont follow them here

Zalactus

>>150218245
You should kill yourself faggot

>>150218256
no way, too much to do and who knows if there's anything beyond this life. I'm maximizing my time alive

>>150218235
>HW champ (one who heems all) is white
case closed

>>150218205
othello?

>>150218270
Heavyweight is DEI lmao

>>150218270
Zatdaddy would pull Tomala’s pork

>>150218271
chad moor

chael predicted all of this

>>150218226
>you can "notice" patterns or whatever if you want but it shouldn't override one's ability to just judge neutrally
True, but you should value the patterns greatly and stick to them until the individual proves themselves otherwise.

>>150218270
literal meme division

Racism is a judo-bolshevik sin. We're Titoists here; we discriminate.

>>150218226
Well said. Unironic racial hatred is a sign of a sick spirit and intellectual disability.

>>150218245
shakespeare is pretty based

>>150218284
>Heavyweight is DEI lmao
Dirty shitskins
Eliminated
Inside one round

>>150218309
to an extent. I just personally don't operate that way and don't want to. to each his own, though
>>150218318
it's mostly just contained to online discourse these days. too much money to be made and things to be seen to let it limit you in the real world

>>150218318
Esau was condemned for eternity for committing miscegenation, one of the most wicked sins in the bible.

>>150218297
>gaslighted into killing his wife because he thought he got cucked
>kills himself right after this
eh
cuck in a chad's body i'd say

>>150217294
How is shit fat and still have abs

>>150218368
implants

>>150218245
Shakespeare is a heemlet, he wrote a whole play about it

>>150218321
What's based about him

>>150218323
I'm not brown
Tom is a dogshit athlete by actual heavyweight standards. Any top level offensive lineman is cleaning that division with a year of training.
Heavyweight is DEI cause it gets zero talent, literally just a division for fat retards.

you niggas just need more border hoppers to get the memo or is it that over in ameriqua?

talmbout black qweens?

>>150218287
/heem/ is a dog general

NFL genetics

>>150218381
Many groidball bantus attempted MMA
None of them realized success

>>150218321
do you have a favorite play? hard for me to choose. I might have to go with Julius Caesar atm but of course Hamlet is the obvious choice and Richard III is probably the heemer's delight (and Macbeth of course)
>>150218378
what, you egg!
>>150218357
well you can be a chad and weak-minded. many characters are in shakespeare. his use of psychological realism is one of his greatest assets. as this thread proves beyond doubt, people can be very unstable. even look at the words you're using. it's the consequence of terminally online brainrot.

>>150218380
hes not morroCAN

fluffy is the real number one contender

>>150218381
>I'm not brown
Well I never accused you of that lmao, but the fact that you felt the need to say it confirms that you are

>>150218403
MMA is a cardio sport, human chess attracts the type of athletes who can only do super short bursts. I think top level rugby players would have a lot more success

Now is the winter of our heemlessness
Turn'd to heemday by these sons of 4chan

Superior NFL genetics vs fat guy who watched k1 dvds

>>150218403
They've been taking concussions since they were children no shit.
I'm mostly referring to those big cornfed white boys, not the explosive chinny blacks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1lnqf04/sean_strickland_wrestles_with_nfl_offensive/
This kid is 22, over 300lbs+ and not just outmuscling but outmaneuvering Sean Strickland (who's got more talent in his left hand than the entire tubbyweight division)

>>150218256
If you're too stupid to understand it that's ok. Just admit it. Stomping your feet is only showing you're about 5 years old. Cranky cuz the writing was confusing for you? Have a juice box & nap time, maybe that'll make you feel better little buddy

>>150218459
Loses a 30-26 to Salsa Boy

>>150218459
he's obviously got wrestling experience, dumbass. look at his weight distribution and pulls on the single leg, plus the ankle pick, plus the quick backtake -- and a lot of patience through it all
he's a great athlete on top of that but he's not walking off the football field and schooling Strickland without any prior experience on top of the athletic edge and huge size advantage

>>150218427
You've clearly framed it as some dumbass race war argument little slippery faggot.

bold. vibrant. ready for war.

khamzat wont blitz right away to conserve energy but he'll be gassed by the 2nd anyway

>>150218340
>I just personally don't operate that way and don't want to
You do though. Pattern recognition is fundamental and evolutionarily hardwired into our brains. It doesn't have to mean that you're stereotyping. It's just a means for navigating uncertain situations. For example, we know that most mountain lions are dangerous, so we treat them with caution. Could one be tame? Possibly, but it's safer to go with the pattern than it is to assume each one is a blank slate. It's just informed judgment. The key isn't to ignore the patterns but to instead remember that they are generalizations that can have exceptions.

>>150218489
Yea he wrestled in high school, that's a far cry from a professional athlete who's been competing at a world class level for a decade. Tom has never moved like that in his life and he's been grappling since he was in diapers.
Give him 3 months and he's beating Strickland, a year and he's beating Tom.

>>150218318
>Unironic racial hatred
Except that's not what he was talking about. You just wanted an excuse to post a black woman shaking her ass.

>>150218527
This takedown is smoother than anything that fatass did to Strickland

Spook Thomas

look at this 300 pound retard having a competitive grappling match with someone 100 pounds lighter

>>150218499
And you've admitted to being brown completely unprovoked

>>150218556
Big brown?

brendan schaub genetics

>>150218549
Losing track of the discussion here. I said that heavyweight is DEI because it gets bottom of the barrel athletes. He timed a shot on the slowest lanklet in existence then brute forced a kimura. DEI division.

>>150218409
>people can be very unstable
it's been a long time since I've read that but he really wasnt
the guy just practically put all of his trust on the sketchiest looking motherfucker around whom even his wife knew was a liar.
>words you're using
I didnt use any buzzwords, B

>>150218466
>reads a faggot book
>cries and copes about it
You should kill yourself faggot

>>150218587
I was debating the point that the fatty you posted can move better than Aspinall, I never disagreed with HW being shit everyone knows that

tom reddit was afraid to strike with both volkov and 50 year old arlovski

i read dana's mom's book

Schaub's dad.

>>150218392
id ground and pound her if you know what i mean

>>150218604
Fairchiild moves way better yes. That you'd even post that sluggy ass webm as some example of Tom's athleticism is embarrassing.

I've developed a Pavlovian response to the brewing of coffee but not the consumption. I'll find myself having to sprint to the Till immediately after pressing.

>>150218409
Is there some valuable knowledge to be gained from reading this shake "dat ass" spear fella ?

>>150218634
That cheese ball could barely reach down far enough to get a single on someone half his size

>>150218600
Juice box NOW

>>150218653
FACT: Anglo british cant fight

Imagine reading a book when you could be masturbating or eating candy or watching anime smdh

>>150218696
Gane would disapprove of this statement.

>>150218689
brady has anglo admixture
edwards is a sailor from island africa

Yall gonna feel really stoopid when DiddyP ends Cumshots undefeated streak

>>150218696
nothing stopping you from doing all four at once

my nigga sean brady lay and prayed bjj GOAT craig bearjew jones with ease

>jon jones gave up 45mil
lmao

>>150218724
Dirty Diaper Piggy is gonna oink for his daddy

>>150218716
Brady is American
Edwards is English

>>150218757
lil heathen is hella handsome no homo

>>150218757
And people say Jon's not the GOAT

>>150218767
You said Anglo, nothing Anglo about Leon

>>150218757
needs some krazy horse

Free yous mind playa !
https://youtu.be/lEFvX9gcezM?si=5VF9zKtCy9ATLg79

>>150218786
The English are an Anglo-Saxon people. Do they really not teach y'all that over there?

>>150218804
>The English are an Anglo-Saxon people
by this definition leon edwards is not english

>>150218757
i can fix her

>>150218804
Leon is Windrush

>>150218813
Birmingham is in England.

Bros... soon, the ratlip cumsnot meme will fucking end.

>>150218826
Barely

the calm before the storm.

England is an idea.

Just took a huge Du PLesshit on the Asspisstoilet

>>150218629
looks like he takes it in the ass

Pico vs Murphy
shades of 1776

DEAD PIGGY ALERT!

>>150218865
Rest in Piss Du Piggy

>>150218865
We've been duped, I'm afraid >>150218112 Looks like Dricus is bigger. This is bad news for Khamzat fans.

Poor poor driclet

>>150218992
Uh oh piggy bacon pussies are watering at the sight of this....

Geoff Neal is more one of "those" "black" guys

>>150219027
The poor little blk kind?

>>150219060
Yeah but more one of "THOSE" black guys.

>>150219027
>>150219065
the kind who are getting heemed on saturday night

>>150219065
oh, you mean 'based'?

Nigga MMA said Khamzat will gas

>>150218112
Dricsuckers what is this...

>>150218059
>>150217997
reddit is the other way cuckboy

so this is the power of team khamzat

>>150218746
Excellent and factual post.

>"Well Khamzat Chimaev vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself a complete fighter unless he proves that he can infact decisively beat Dricus Du Plessis."
>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Chimaev and DDP are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>"Khamzat throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by DDP."
>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>"Oh! Stiff left hand from DDP."
>"That hurt Khamzat. That hurt."
>"OH! Another bomb from DDP!"
>"Borz is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Dricus."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>"Khamzat caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>"Khamzat Chimaev staggers Dri- OHHHHHH!!"
>"HE'S DOWN! DDP IS DOWN!"
>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM BORZ!"
>"THAT IS IT! KHAMZAT CHIMAEV IS THE UNDISPUTED UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

>>150217861
>Kyla

>>150219253
>dreamt Khumzhut, before waking up in the ambulance

>>150219253
Elusive Whittaker

dricus took 80% of the rounds from strickland
strickland took 80% of the rounds from adesanya
adesanya took 80% of the rounds from pereira
tom aspinall has said he wouldn't risk striking with pereira

>>150218757
This is why Jon is the goat n

Dirty diaper drew gets dicked down by dogs.
Dirty diaper dric gets dicked down by the wolf.

>>150219305
Factual.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DDP PASSES INTO SIDE CONTROL

THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS

HE'S LOOKING FOR A VON FLUE CHOKE HERE

HE'S PRESSING THE NECK THIS COULD BE IT

THERE'S THE TAP

DRICUS DU PLESSIS SUBMITS KHAMZAT CHIMAEV

>>150219299
FACT CHECK: Daddysanya won.

Du piggy is done sadly I fear. poor lil piggy boy

>they're just going to say khamzat won after he loses
the game was rigged from the start...

>>150219334
Why was it stopped?

>>150217531
so Gane cheats as much as JJ and Cormier

>>150219327
The face you make when your bacon bussy is gushing bloody pozzed daddy loads but then remember you have a gangbang with Bantu dick daddies the next morning.

>>150219353
Daddysanya needed to go back the changing room and administer nasty Vasti with a double dip BBC daddy dick down

>>150219353
The racist Islamophobes greased the Octagon with Dirty Diaper Piggy's leakin' bacon bussy and clitty.

Daddysanya decided he saw enough of this DEI piggy nonsense.

>>150218052
This explains a lot. Colby gooned his career away

>>150219385
>The racist Islamophobes
Izzy isnt muslim wtf

Ohh the janny was banning me and shit baaahaaa!

>>150219354
Gane cheats more per minute than Jones who cheated significantly more per minute than DC ever did

>>150219027
He’s the American Leon Edwards, personality wise. Had he beat Wonderboy, he would likely have fought usman instead of burns. And that version of Geoff had the best takedown defense in the division. He still might have the best as far as stuffing takedowns and getting up. He has only been taken down 2 times and he’s gotten up instantly. Even Shavkat didn’t bother after feeling him out.
Then he shits the bed against Neil fucking Magny

are ratlipfags the BIGGEST fags on /heem/?

>>150219454
No I am

I don't really mind if either guy wins but the Dricus/Chimaev confrontation memes have solidified my pick as DDP. Any time /heem/ says a fighter looks "shook" or comments on their height/appearance/whatever, that fighter wins. Only exception is Megan when she fought Amanda Nunes and came out looking like a corpse they just brought from the morgue.

>>150219453
>Doesn't have a reddit friendly personality
Geoff's dad was a drill sergeant. That's probably why he's reserved and respeggful. Peeon is reserved because he's shy and his fazza is in the seventh layer.

>>150219454
The LGBTDDPcord does not condone homophobic posts like this

>>150219453
He beat a prime bullyb...

jon jones seems like the kinda guy who would spend an hour blowing air inside his bf's ass

>>150219494
it definitely suggests there's a "bubble" of hype for a fighter, inflated by people who don't have much to say about the matchup other than what they can observe in a single image or clip

>>150219440
DC eye poked all the time. He grabbed the fence all the time offensively. He had back of the head gnp. Usman finished Colby with back of the head shots.
Unless you're on a back mount and going for the back of the head, it's a gray zone. If something else starts the finishing sequence (a rock or other ground and pound) and the other guys shows you the back of the head, it's viewed as failing to protect yourself. It's how the rule has always been.

Khamzat said in an interview this week he loves Trump. I thought the muzzies all hated him?

>>150219686
Shartzat also came out to the swedish flag by his name before dudes a total grifter wouldn't surprise me if he was actually Romanian

>>150219613
I thought Burns had him here

Sick of hamzat and his mumbling and lack of prefrontal cortex

Prefrontal cortex is for virgin nerds

>>150219713
If that soccer kick connected it would have been the heem of the century

>>150219670
The Bon Gamin lawyers have already vindicated gane and proven the elbow smashed the side of his neck and ear... In fact it was Dos Santos who CHEATED by hitting Gane to the back of the head, unprovoked. The case is closed.

AARON PICO!

>I tire of your shenanigans, Askren.
*farts*

Where do I go to get my share of that 7B? I made tons of memes Dana pay up.

I know that things are going wrong for me

Gane will heem Tomala (to the back of the head) and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>150218757
Sedriques Dumbass has more mugshots than all the other UFC fighters combined.

>>150219842
gane should sue for copyright

anthony hernandez vs chase hooper is p good for a bumfight

>>150219845
I used to buy meth and fentanyl off Sedriques he's a good guy drives a badass Maserati

GET YOUR OFFICIAL MATT HUGHES TAPOUT TRAIN SET TODAY!

>>150219859
How much was the discount for spit shining his BBC?

>>150219886
Lmao what the HECK?!

daniel cormier... the communal ragdoll

one day cornmeal will go to wrestle the latest foreign can prospect in some shit tiktok video and seize up shit himself and die instantly from a fat bitch heart attack

soon

Bro is HIM

I am White and I am Proud.

Thought ddp was going to win until i scrolled this thread

IT DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRLap4m5ftw

>>150220118
Now you're sure?

>>150220131
We do watch this crap here

>>150220131
two tranny freaks

now that I know what a lilliputian midget Dricus is it's changed my entire outlook and religious beliefs

>>150220154
Turn your monitor on freak!

I AM SWEDISH CHICAGO MOSLEM NOW BRAZZA

The cheese is under the sauce.

i wonder how many people have placed bets based on getting tricked into thinking khamzat is a fucking foot taller than dricus

>>150220195
talmbout Detroit pizza?

>>150219334
Unfortunately 2 out of 3 judges gave it to Dricus. I know it's talff b... but it's over.

I litearlly cannot wait to watch cumshart prolapse du piggy live on fightpass. the seethe generated by the piggies will be glorious

>>150219495
>Islam is being shy again
Literally me except I dont get to be part of arranged marriage

Dricus should dress as the anime dilbert for the presser would be hilarious

>>150220224
dricus won

>Tomala
>pigposting
>daddyposting

>everywhere
Spammy won

>>150217091 (OP)
How did Max fumble this QUEEN? jesus

I met Dricus he is 5'11 at best

>>150218381
got a source on tom being a dogshit athlete? or are do you normally just spout nonsense like this

>>150220336
fuck off marvin

>>150220336
he has 76 inch reach, if he was 5'11 his arms would legit look insane

champions that are true to themselves:
>pantoja
>merab
>volk
>jdm
>dricus
champions that are putting on an act:
>topuria
>ankalaev
>aspinall

If only that soccer kick landed on this terrorist fuck albeit is awesome Trump is letting this known jihads come get heemed on US soil

Khamzat gasses out, curls up in a ball like a woman and gets tko'd round 3.

Fight is going to look almost exactly like Khamzat vs Whittaker except the finish is a different choke

Dricus by Boston Crab

dricus will get khamzat in a d'arce if he ever tried a double leg

>>150219253
>>150219321
>>150219327
>>150219334
i saw this exact sequence of posts the other day. i had to check to make sure i wasn’t reading an old thread

can we compare the Charles vs Arman to this fight? considering skill sets, isn't Drinkpiss meant to have elite BJJ? If I remember correctly shartles held his own against elite wrestling

why do volk and dricus hate belal so much

scientist khamzat is undefeated

>>150220463
WE all hate belal

>>150220481
uh so is retard khamzat fuckin goof

>>150220463

Pro-apartheid, zionist, white supremacist worldview unfortunately. Real ones remember the name

>>150220481
Dr. Khamzat Chimaev M.D. of Urology (haha get it guys he got aids before xD)

>>150220463
Hes an asshole.

You'll never be me.

whittaker looked 100% hopeless when dricus was on top of him
against khamzat he was like a flailing fish that almost slipped away

>>150220463
volk is macedonian greek-slav mutt, so he was brought up muslim = bad, dricus is a boer, so he was brought up apartheid = good

>>150220481
horrid subhuman!

Dance Bomb activated !

>>150220557
enciende tu monitor

Stillknox? More like Feelscocks.

>>150220224
tbqh, I think if they didnt have the anti heem gloves, Dricus would have heemed him by round 2

Zatdaddy will beat dricus to death

>>150220592
Dricus is going to rape Khamzat brother!

>>150220526
whos the skirt?

guru grilling ddp on why he's not having kids to kicks the white race

Apparently Dricus was coming up an escalator in the first photo. Just saw a new photo, and he's at least 3 feet taller than Khamidget. This changes everything

>>150220526
There's just something about Rose, man.
She's one of the good ones in this shit world.

kumsquad won't be able to get dricus down

Imma fuck this bitch, Imma fuck that bitch. I am the CLIT commander!

>>150220624
Its all about confidence manlets bros.

>>150220637
you believe khamzat is a less effective wrestler than darren “toilet” till?

Strickpoop

Slamgod oinks DDP

so anyway shamil will eat diddypee when he cuts to 185

how come the f1 general gets a sexy op and we don't

Good GOD nigga!

>>150220751
wmmas arent peachy, b

>>150220751
>

>>150218525
You're taking too much of a macro view. I don't live in KC, Atlanta, etc. I would never view a random person based on macro stats. There are so many other things that come into play, e.g., demeanor, attire, manner of speech, environment, etc. Which is why this whole thing is pointless. I'm never gonna think like you, anon.

>>150218588
that points to his instability. he should have been much more trusting in himself and his wife
>>150218651
much, my friend. start off with something not too bad and easy to digest, like Midsommer Night's Dream

Caught this bass in my AGPond today fellas

>>150220678
Not even their faces on the big dumb screen. Just a meng graphic on loop kek.

poor lil piggy boy

if dricus beats khamzat he should go up when to

With the edition of Baysangur Susurkaev vs. Eric Nolan, UFC 319 officially has 15 fights, most of them good.

That Joe Rogan cat got some milk on his lips.

Talmbout fishin?

>>150220832
two chechen orcs proking some piggies in this card.
nice

>>150220788
>I'm never gonna think like you, anon.
You already do.

>>150220850
I think you'd be surprised.

Zatdaddy... i-it's too big... I don't think it'll fit...

Pork

>>150220852
I fear that I wouldn't.

>>150220863
You couldn't walk a mile in my shoes playa!

>>150220850
If that's what you want to believe.

>>150220888
I'd wear them out, I'm afraid.

>>150220896
It is.

Achieve
Believe
Conceive

>>150220967
a baby?

>>150220967
Dih

>>150220832
addition*

I love America. I love the American way of life.

>>150221026
Hmm, and what way is that exactly, my fellow American?

I love myself homie!

There are various gas tanks
Lung tank
Muscles tank
Mental tank
Etc

why hasn't he come to MMA

>>150221026
Same here, anon; same here. God bless and SEE YOU AT THE TOP!

>>150220895
Effortless takedown
Ddp is gonna have trouble

>>150220463
they are jew roach

>>150220975
>>150220988
Yous just an average bloke, I'm a fuckin Samurai

Average BJJ athlete vs NCAA Champion wrestler

>>150221086
what did nate and luke talk about

>>150221101
das rite, bitch, fear us

>>150221100
you realize Rodriguez also wrestled right

Malaysia...A place I'm unfamiliar with (points at flag) (flexes) (shows DDPs off)

New Queen dropped

>>150221064
In Joes tank there's lots of sugar lol.

>>150221117
>New Queen just dropped

>>150221114
He was like D4

I've been to Malaysia. It's a nice place. Great food and Singapore is a short drive away. Cheap and good beer. I'd like to go back and nut in a brown Asian.

>>150221119
kek

sounds pretty gay if I'm honest!

Can you stop impersonating me?

make AI video of Joe Rogan scream face red sugar explode rear butt

>>150221164
@Grok is this possible?

who is the Australiana wmma GOAT, Angela White or Savannah Bond?

Who has the best MMA breakdowns in your opinions?

It's fkn over

>>150221104
sex probably

>>150221101
>>150221104
How come you get to post that but I got banned for posting a lion doing a crucifix on a wilderbeast?

>>150221211
we despise Jublis here

Tim Eliott has fought dj

La mano del chama

>>150220832
Sus is already fighting? Is this a different guy than the contender series body kick heemer?

>>150221232
Well yeah, he won TuF, in a season where KKF, Pantoja, Moreno and many more competed, but guess who won, Tim

We like to shoot on Wednesdays.

Kody “Sus” Steele

Can't wait until he heels cumsplat

>>150221117
She’ll be on onlyfans in a month

Wednesdays are for rope shooting playa!

That one guy who used to post his fent and blow last year overdosed by the way

>>150221253
*heems ffs

>>150221262
bro he’s literally the post above you

'Real Hitman' Soto and 'Bodybagz' Pyfer are working together.

>>150221270
No for real, he overdosed at a bar in the bathroom stall in South Florida, name was Mike

>>150221262
How could you know

I said Chama 3 times in the mirror and a can fell off my luxury soup shelf. Chills.

Look guys I’m just gonna tell it like it is

Khamzat subs DDP
Islam subs JDM
Evloev decisions Volk
Tsarukyan decisions Ilia
Mokaev returns and decisions Pantoja
Umar beats Merab in the rematch

>>150221292
note that he has to use arman as a surrogate muzzie cause there’s none at 155

Mfw my middle school bully overdosed and died in a ditch

>>150221292
TOTAL
BRAZZA
DOMINATION
(All according to Fazza's keikaku)

Something about khamzat feels retired

>>150221317
>got bullied
KWAB

>>150221317
He won the story. You're posting a pepe celebrating another man's death

Kwab!

>>150221308
armenian = brazza with jesus
so its still total brazza domination
also k1 sucks

Jihin Radzuan’s mouth gets dominated by White penises.

>>150221346
alright drop your pants and let see them beedubsee y boi, i wanna see first before making any decision

>>150221334
Are you from France

Turn around and grab your ankles toby

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHPnsKfd8yI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHPnsKfd8yI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHPnsKfd8yI

>>150221339
Brazzas are Muslim.
I don’t watch gay-1.
Malaysian women belong to BWC.

>>150221379
nigga u gay

just how tall will Khamzat be on saturday?

Buy SOXL

>>150221475
Bo Meng - Bo Nickal
book it, baldo

>>150221421
6 foot vs 5'11

Petition to sign Meng Bo to the UFC for the heematch with Zhang “Glistening Thighs” Weili

Joshua Van Bawi Thawng

Son son you've gone too far

>>150221189
Mma guru, we hate women here

i can't think straight

Tinnakorn Srisawat

OINK for your daddy piggies

Dubs and khamzat wins

>>150221568
check'd nice dubs b

Dricus wins????

>>150221564
Zesty slap

Oink on it, playa!

take the fig outta ur bussy playa

>>150221583
>>150221589
Sweaty piggys!

digits and ratlip is the first death in the octagon

>>150221645
Piggys?

>>150221189
Fairy is best. But she's so funny.
Last stream, she said she thinks she's stronger than her mom(her mom that survived the Soviet Union). Zoomers really think being emotional and exploring their feelings is strength lmao

Dirty Diaper Panties ain't winning against his zatdaddy I'm afraid

>>150221653
I could heem that stupid whore and her mom both easily

>>150221523
she could bo my meng if you know what I mean

Buy the PPV you goof

>>150221677
no bitch eat my malecooch

THE derek bumson

>>150221196
> Filipino boxing legend Manny Pacquiao and his wife, Jinkee Pacquiao, had the opportunity to meet Hollywood actress Sydney Sweeney
Are you okay?

>>150221677
I'm just gonna watch on sh_rimpstreams playa

What will shrimp do now that paramount has the rights?

>>150221653
why are you watching 'fight fairy' bro, she is nto funny

Lmao it's actually filtered

>>150221691
lol only because he did a somersault out of a takedown attempt then flopped over getting up. plus he got back to his feet... lets not forget how sapped bumson was of energy... and khamzat has even worse cardio im afraid. and unfortunately, a month of cardio doesn't make your gas tank any better: it's too little too late.

>>150221724
Get a real job, I fear :(

>>150221731
she watches me heem my meng if I pay her $5

new

>>150221756

>>150221756

>>150221756

migrate

>>150221756

>>150221756

>>150221756

My trvkes remain uncontested in this thread. I am undefeated.

Grok picked Du Plessis btw

>>150224856
Based.