Thread 150218379

Women's footy is back!!!
Scoops overjoyed

boops doesnt care about aflw anymore not since he got his new job as chief virginity tester for the girls talent league

>aflw
not a sport

>>150218469
Just checked out his page and women's footy is all he cares about these days

>>150218379 (OP)
1>2>3 I guess.

>>150218667
saw him at oakleigh chargers last night checking the maidenheads of next year's prospective recruits

Good morning alf

listen to the new ninajirachi album. best aussie album in about 20 years

>>150218379 (OP)
mkf

i'd rather watch essendon or carlton on thursday night than awfl desu

melbourne storm are playing against the four time reigning premiers penrith and you’re invited to watch that

>>150219260
shant

>>150219260
>four time reigning premiers
anyone know which club currently holds the most premierships

>>150219307
Port

>>150219328
est 1997 btw

I feel a sloppy collingwood coming on

>>150219438
applied for wet on wellington yet mate iykwim haha

If they don't want fans to forget about the footy during summer, they should just make the male season longer instead of losing money on aflw.

>Fox splitting the FNF crew, with Whateley calling the Marvel game & Huddo calling the Perth game

for what purpose?

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2025-the-blowtorch-round-23-preview-every-clubs-burning-questions-analysis-stats-how-to-watch-on-fox-footy-latest-news/news-story/986ef7c532a96513e79c0123dc5c1750

38 game home and away season soon.
Mid-week games included.

can't wait for the marvel game

New alf wife
https://youtu.be/k-k2_Liofy8?si=5QkftgRN1QERX5fx why is this shit so astroturfed?

>>150219855
All yours mate

ylyl

>just duck your head boys
>play for frees boys
>waste time boys
>kick points to lock the ball in boys
>wow he put sicily forward and swapped him to the back again


wow
what a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't need a woman

>>150220561
Based Butters

>>150220584
just know her knickers were drenched after that

>>150220653
Yes mate no one is actually going to be watching women's footy tonight. You can relax

>>150220709
retard

ralphy saying weddle and pick 10 for reid

>>150218379 (OP)
I bet they bash up the computer boys at school >.<

>>150219132
ugh this doesn't sound like never tear us apart at all

Would you guys think less of my if I became a proper alfw fan, not sure why but I’m excited for the season

>>150220969
me i would

>>150220035
>t. Fuckhead bummers fan

>>150220035
hehehhee they're good tactics though

>>150220969
Not me I wouldn't.

Who's playing tonight? Really looking forward to the footy.

>>150221043
$25 for a burger is pretty standard I feel.
I've got 2 local burger joints near me and the burger I always get is $19.90.
The other place i visit less often their burger id get is $21.
Now thats cheaper than $25 but this of for burgers alone. Add chips and a drink its about $30

>>150220035
IF these things win you games
THEN they are good tactics

>>150221109
You're fat.

Anyone know who's playing tonight? Been a long week just want to wind down with some footy.

>>150221148
It's only Thursday mate the week isnt over yet.

>>150221158
Gotta RDA.

One of either Harley Reid or Zak Butters will be playing for Hawks by 2027

>>150221178
I thought they were both going to Geelong?

>>150221178
Plot twist: it's Zach Reid

>>150221198
Cats have said they can afford both but I dont think so now given the ridiculous contract offers that are being floated for Reid. And dogs are front runners for butters amyway

>>150220035
this
also if the afl actually cared about protecting the head (they don't) they'd ban ducking

>>150221220
dogs pay butters when they trade JuH?

>>150218379 (OP)
my sienna

>>150220035
what tactical advantage does one have snorting too much chang?

does my aflw team have to be the same as my actual team?

Any sexy AFLW players with naughty pics?

>>150221310
i don't think it has to be but why would they be different?

>>150221452
i would like to go for the team with the most kawaii and chuuni player

juvenile thread for mentally handicapped man children

harley reid to the hawks

>>150221298
she did a big stinky poo in that loo and left the lid up to show everyone

Cheers lads

Absolute heaven in the Whitsundays today

>>150221919
looking good mate, enjoy

>>150221919
crispo

>"hehehe yes", he sneered. He had an extra day to refine his tips, solid mid table of all the groups he is in but brag in each one he was top of the ladder in other groups.
>"ahahaha yes yes of course", he squealed. His fantasy lineup, another pair of trades as useless as the last which would not see him through any meaningful result in his fantasy pools. Again, gloating to the confounded albeit uncaring opponents of how much better he was doing in leagues unseen.

it's crazy how much better relationships with women get when you stop caring about what they think or do

>>150222240
t. antitradesperg iykwim haha

>>150221919
/r/ThatHappened

>>150222500
can't even look forward to the trade week now with this jihadi at the helm smbaka

F
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-14/david-stratton-english-australian-film-critic-obituary/105654394

>>150222575
F

>>150222575
The old chick had way better takes than him he was always middle of the road.

>>150222575
>>150222593
>>150222601
Off-topic.

>>150222575
I saw him do an interview this year or last after not seeing him in years and remembered thinking he can't have much longer left. He looked awful.

>>150222605
One of his most famous reviews was of the 1980 football film 'The Club'. He was a titan in promoting the sport in artistic/film circles; we wouldn't have had The Footy Show if not for him. Fucking zoomer newfaggot cunt.

>>150222605
and?

>>150222605
abc broadcasts the footy on the radio

luke breust announced his retirement

wasn't aware he was still playing

i am a abject failure.

Alcohol saves as many as it kills.

>>150222894
applied for tafe yet mick?

>>150222902
no but steven aid

>>150222936
it's an interesting discussion

potes, puis on dit svscqjvd honhon

no woman is ever going to want me.

>>150222956
literally never happened

>>150222515
Also got to sit up front with the lady pilot on our scenic flight today. It was actually unreal.

>>150222974
>lady pilot
glad you made it back mate

>>150222977
Aye mate at least she didn't have to parallel park the fucker haha

>>150222956
the chasers are now a 2nd rate betoota clone, how the mighty have fallen

If I don’t masturbate today, then that’ll be two days in a row. That’s would be my longest record all year at least, and if I manage three days then that’s be my longest record for a couple years.

>>150222948
What's it like working for ASIO?

>>150222974
did you put your cock in her pit iykwim haha

Fiddling with my bumhole.

>>150223006
the hit highs the betoota poofs could only dream of though

osama bin licciardello alone takes a big poo on anything from betoota

>>150223010
i don't want to talk about it

>>150223014
yeah but that just shows how grim their decline has been

my life has been over since 2017

>>150222995
haha good one

I really want to masturbate tonight

zach is a really gay name

>>150223049
vitun neekeri

imagine being named wesley

>>150223006
>the chasers are now a 2nd rate betoota clone, how the mighty have fallen
Both are cringe

anyone here know anything about centrelink?

>>150223069
>>150223078
see>>150223080

>>150223080
>Fred
HEAVE HO UNNA

Wes Walley

>>150223069
couldn't be me iykwim haha

are you lads excited f or the big game tonight

>at event
>go to toilet
>see self in mirror
>take mirror selfie
>"yeah mint, ill post that"

>aflw
yeah nah i'll spend the night watching super netball highlights

refuse to acknowledge the fuckhead who asks if I'm excited for every game. also, tassie devils seem to have jeets doing their marketing.

That guy that posted about eating apple pie and chocolate milk for dinner has had me craving chocolate milk for like a week. I'm not sure I'd drink 2 litres of the stuff before it expired though and the price of a 600ml is a joke.

Greetings lads, feels like a friday today, not sure why

>>150223095
Bane's best is better than the rest of the afl.

Crazy which country was the gateway for merchants coming from the east into Europe....

ynr when the tillies were the current thing

>>150223128
just a cohencidence

imagine being such a little bitch you try and insert footy into your offtopic post because you are scared of getting banned
just own it you pathetic poltard

>>150223130
Wasn't that last year?

>bane's ceo or board or some other exec published an article crying about why muh levi should win the RS
holy fucking cringe
they did the same shit last year with andrews AA, fucking embarrassing

>>150223128
>Bane's best is better than the rest of the afl.
Pity they don't bother turning up against teams that aren't in the top 8.

>>150223137
One wonders where they happy merchant meme comes from.... although it come be Phoenicians sailing to venetians

i am starting to think being terminally online during the best years of my life was maybe not the best thing

>>150223145
yeah they have serious performance issues not putting in 100% because they think they can beat teams only playing at 70%

will ashcroft win the rising star?

>>150223148
>>>/pol/

>>150223130
yeah and now no one cares about them kek
>>150223139
during the world cup right
was that last year or earlier i can't keep track of this shit

>>150223160
>>>/hm/

>>150223130
the psyop on this was insane
you could hear the whole street cheering
not once before or after has any sporting event dont this

>150223160
>don't talk about it goy just forget it it never happened the lockdowns weren't even that bad we violated your human rights for your own good

>andrew dillon putting womens "afl" on tonight trying to get people to watch it
>watch nrl instead

>>150223168
>not once before or after has any sporting event dont this
yeah the weirdest part for me is how quickly it ended, just oh well ho hum let's forget this ever happened

>/pol/vermin's only response is to accuse others of being gay
The absolute state of this npc

>>150223176
literally every world cup when they pack out fed square once at 2am and everyone says soccer is taking over then back to 2k in the a league a month later kek

the lock downs into tillies and then digital police state is the craziest psyop that any era of human has had to endure on this planet. come to think of it, the pushing of womens "sport" in general is crazy.

>>150223168
unironically had people i hadn't heard from in years inviting me to watch parties lmao shit was crazy.

cunt up you fucking worthless spackys

its like the aflw when it sold out for the first game 8 years ago
they still talk about it today about some crowning moment
>le gil had to go out and shut the gates xd!!!!!

oh and the constant raising on interest rates to try to "bring down inflation" even though we have been in a recession for the last six years is also crazy but people are so dumb they don't even realise what is happening. and when i say people are dumb, these are people with "important" jobs that i wonder if they can even tie their shoe laces properly. it's crazy how the world economy keeps churning out all this profit even though the average cunt on the street is a complete dimwit.

>>150223147
i wonder how big their hats were

>150223177
>only response
>can't read more than 5 words
>misreads goy as gay
bit of a freudian slip there champ

>talk about spoort!!
>NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

might watch nrl tonight
see what the fuss is about

rubntug run on the cards

>talk about port!!
>port power was established in 1996
>NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

Why is no one talking about ash centra

>>150223195
Fucking love Bane they are going back to back.

It's basically a Dr. Zhivago situation where all the normies have moved on and accepted they live in a low trust society and aren't willing to fight against it for whatever reason (mortgage, family, job) etc... and then only the autists are sitting around going "do you guys see this?" but that's what the two decades of cancelling, gang stalking malcontents (effectively killing them by depriving them of access to the basics of society) has been for getting society ready for the great reset in 2030

she's playing tonight

port was started in 1870 fuckhead
you don't complain about shithole clubs who joined from the VAFA claiming to be older than when they joined the VFL

i'd enjoy those whoppers

here's the real /aflw/

love ella posting

i legitimately would win a fight against every spacky fucking subhuman sperg fuckwit in this retarded general, try me you worthless cunts

>at the start of the year channel 7 picked to show ess v st kilda over fred v bane
>MUH TWO VICTORIAN TEAMS XD

>>150223218
thats the port adelaide magpies from the sanfl isnt it?

>>150223254
hindley street maccas in 15 fuckhead
i'm not playing games fuckhead you can tell me port started in 1997 from your hospital bed spacky

imagine going to the aflw and throwing dildos on the ground haha

i'll go to the egirls and throw roses and chocolates to ella roberts

its like when collingwood moved from the vafa to the vfl they didnt keep the magpies in the vafa and rename to the collingwood fuckheads in the vfl
the same club moved across and continued
port power did not do this

>>150223243
Post your arm.

You have been chosen for a higher cause!!!!!!!!

fuck up toycunt

You're so fucking lame.

>>150223214
>reliable moot licker Ella Roberts

>>150223214
nice AAMI Clangers on her

>reliable moot licker
wow she's just like me. i really enjoy licking vulva

wonder who has the smelliest vag in the aflw

>>150223291
>>150223296
t. paxy paxxir

>>150223297
imagine if every fuckhead bloke made their nickname their first name
god women are so retarded

>>150223277
no but steven elevate iykwim haha

>>150223296
I genuinely don't know enough AFLW players to provide a snappy response to this question.

harley reid to st kilda

My options for dinner are sausages and veggies or maccas

>>150223311
Crave the sausages and veggies mate

You gotta believe in the voltage that lives inside us

My mortal coil is failing. Don't think i'll make it to my teams next hip.

>>150223312
Will do

Open planned housing is such a grift it's to make a small space seem large by combining the dining, kitchen and lounge together. If it were an older house that would feel like being 3 small rooms.

>>150223320
crisp dosn/blues customer

>>150223330

go saints btw

>>150223329
I like that though. Kitchen, dining and lounge should be a large space and the epicentre of the house.

whats a multi for the big game tonight

>>150223308
he's going to the hawks for pick 10 it's a lock mate

>>150223214
who's the chick with cannons behind her?

>betting on awfl
you're avin a laff

>harley explicitly told his manager he's staying at west coast and to get a deal done with them
>but he's going to go to st kilda for the same dollar figure being thrown up by west coast
>he's also going to hawthorn for a player who has no idea they are apparently on the trade block and a pick that will certainly be laughed out of the room by west coast

>>150223202
I was referring to >>150223166

>just realised aflw is only on kayo
kek

>>150223354
he's going to geelong

imagine ella's soft silky soles

>>150223363
not its not lol

teams are late

imagine making an aflw player late haha

u mad dil?

Never eating jalapenos again. I am shitting through the eye of a needle right now. I can handle my spice but I must be allergic to jalapenos or something

>>150223403
go doctor tomorrow

>>150223391
its on 7mate zoomie. turn the tele on with an antenna

>>150223403
saaar noooo

>>150223387
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>150223426
>womens footy
>on 7mate
>channel for blokes
>turn it on
nah, not even when it's free

>>150223119
>farther's day
>farther

>>150223450
It's funny cause he's so distant he's "farther" away from life than ever h-haha

FRIDAY, AUGUST 15

Essendon v St Kilda at Marvel Stadium, 7.20pm AEST

ESSENDON
In: K.Langford, R.Unwin, S.El-Hawli
Out: Z.Merrett (hand), D.Shiel (suspension), A.May (ankle)
R22 sub: Jye Menzie

ST KILDA
In: A.Dodson, L.Collard, T.Travaglia
Out: H.Clark (Injured), M.Heath (omitted), L.Henry (omitted)
R22 sub: Liam Henry

Fremantle v Brisbane at Optus Stadium, 6.35pm AWST

FREMANTLE
In: C.Wagner
Out: I.Dudley (omitted)
R22 sub: Nat Fyfe

BRISBANE
In: R.Lester, B.Starcevich, S.Day, L.Beecken
Out: T.Doedee (Injured), H.Smith (omitted), D.Robertson (omitted), W.McLachlan (omitted)
R22 sub: Deven Robertson

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16

Gold Coast v Greater Western Sydney at People First Stadium, 12.35pm AEST

GOLD COAST
In: S.Flanders, A.Sexton
Out: B.Humphrey (Injured), M.Rosas jnr (Injured)
R22 sub: Malcolm Rosas jnr

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
In: J.Wehr
Out: J.Stringer (hamstring)
R22 sub: Harry Rowston

Carlton v Port Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 1.20pm AEST

CARLTON
In: S.Walsh
Out: W.White (omitted)
R22 sub: Corey Durdin

PORT ADELAIDE
In: La.Jones
Out: J.Lukosius (calf)
R22 sub: Christian Moreas

Hawthorn v Melbourne at the MCG, 4.15pm AEST

HAWTHORN
In: Nil
Out: Nil
R22 sub: Luke Breust

MELBOURNE
In: S.May, H.Sharp
Out: J.Adams (omitted), C.Windsor (hamstring)
R22 sub: Blake Howes

Adelaide v Collingwood at Adelaide Oval, 7.05pm ACST

ADELAIDE
In: B.Smith, T.Walker, H.Schoenberg, L.Murphy
Out: R.Laird (suspension), C.Burgess (omitted), C.Jones (omitted), L.Pedlar (Injured)
R22 sub: Chayce Jones

COLLINGWOOD
In: W.Parker, B.McCreery, E.Allan
Out: T.Mitchell (omitted), J.Howe (concussion), W.Hoskin-Elliott (omitted)
R22 sub: Ned Long

harley reid to geelong

>>150223461
>In: B.McCreery

>>150223461

>Out: T.Doedee (Injured)

>>150223461
>Out: J.Stringer (hamstring)

>>150223476
He was always going straight back out with Lester available. He's way too rusty after missing two years of footy. I think they just saved him the shame of the (omitted) label and they'll just say he pulled up sore.

>>150223475
>>150223476
>>150223478
>Spamming

not piesperg but i feel like adelaide are gonna lose
some bullshit will happen and they'll end up losing by 2 goals in a close game

>>150223484
your mums spamming

>>150223485
Last five games between them have been won by less than 2 goals and Adelaide haven't beaten Pies since 2016. Will be a big monkey off their back if they can actually win one.

update: I masturbated

>>150223495
To what?

>>150223501
your mum

>>150223495
interesting pre match ritual you have there ella

say iw annted to mount something like these:
https://www.bunnings.com.au/products/garden/landscaping/garden-screen/panels
but not in traditional way (left, inside brackets inside frame) (right, direct to surface)

BUT rather to the ground ""freestanding"" how would i do something like that

>>150223495
I know

>>150223510
you'd have to put spacers behind it

>>150223517
what

feels weird that there's no afl tonight

>>150223522
you'd have to put spacers behind it to ensure it remains rigid. they'll weather and flex and distort over time. unless you get some seriously solid metal piece that is exy and you support it well down the bottom.

>>150223530
it would be freestanding, nothing behind it

Abby already left that little fucker in the childcare

It's crazy how right I am about everything and how everyone who disagrees with me is fundamentally evil and needs to be eliminated

>>150223532
it still needs support somehow. what are you using it for? why can't you just run something that will follow down the edges that looks less invasive and gives it rigidity?

>two games clash tomorrow
>ESS vs STK no one cares
>this slop tonight
total AFL House genocide

>>150223548
above a stair case landing to stop dogs falling off where the couch backs up to it

question to the glowies in this thread; what was that double murder in cucktoria "about"?

>>150223570
steven mostly

>>150223550
would it be that much better if ess stk was tonight
probably wouldn't watch it regardless desu

They need to use a smaller ball

>>150223579
this but dildo

>>150223579
aflw? pretty sure they do

>>150223582
crisp wnba watcher iykwim haha

yeah but its still not small enough for most of them

le forced rivalry between teams that have existed for less than 10 years

my life never got started

Is gab.ai and ask.ai unreachable for anyone else?

>>150223577
it would definitely be better

>>150223591
but enoughj asbout richmond and syndye iykwim haha

a few of the Collingwood girls are genuinely attractive

Why is kayo not showing the girls? Just random ai generated slop non stop?

holy kek this shit is unwatchable

Have any nipples made an appearance yet?

i never had a chance at a normal life

>>150223604
but enough about me fucking my own arse haha

>Just random ai generated slop non stop

that would actually be more watchable than women playing sport. except netball, women are meant to play netball and tall women are sexy. i only masturbate once a week and its when mel bracewell is on the tv.

they need to find a way to play at grounds that are half the size somehow, then there'd be more scoring and less of 20 players all standing in the same area with 100 stoppages

>>150223555
gotcha
you'd have to go and check them out in person desu
see how you can fix the bottom of the style you want.

friend of a friend is a boundary umpire for the afl and he seethes at how dogshit the boundary (and field) umpires are in aflw kek says they're fucking rubbish

they need to find a way to generate revenue from their own game instead of relying on the mens game, which is so ironic because most of them are men hating dykes and feminists.

The crowd sounds electric. So much noise, the passion and vibe of the place must be unreal. I can still somehow hear the screeching of the girls over the extremely loud crowd but nevermind.
I need to get myself to a game to feel the thrill myself

>>150223635
it would help if the game were even remotely watchable in the first place

>>150223595
qrd on what these are

nobody will ever love me, not even a gay man would love me. what hope do i have with a woman.

>>150223644
i've been to a few games over the years and they're actually kind of comfy, the low crowds and small grounds are nicer than state league in a way
obviously the skills themselves are abominable

for all of you talking shit about the womens game. lest you forget that richmond kicked 2 goals for the entire game against the suns a couple of weeks ago.

>>150223635
>most of them are men hating dykes and feminists.
Source for that claim, champ?

difference is no one is pretending that was good or fun to watch

limerence is going to be the death of me

she can suck on my Bohana iykwim haha

>>150223555
https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/naemmaroe-privacy-screen-light-brown-stained-indoor-outdoor-00532739/

>>150223648
LLMs like chatgpt or grok.

was meant to do more work tonight but it's gotten too late and i'm too lazy

every andrew i have known has always turned out to be a real weird cunt

>>150223665
No but

>>150223674
based every player and coach and umpire and official in aflw

not even 8 and I’m already in bed

>>150223682
based every aflw players mind when they are playing

>>150223659
yeah but that's a talking point and indictment of how shit Tigers are, 2 goals a game is a "normal" for women

Just found a lump on the side of my neck, gonna get it checked at doctors soon. The one positive I’m keeping at the front of mind is that the COVID vaccine I was forced to take definitely did not cause it.

>>150223694
based tasmanian

>>150223694
I had a huge muscle knot in my neck as a kid, could be that

>found lump after taking the vax
>the vax definitely didn't cause it
huh

wish i was a highschool teacher

Now how much of it is fake crowd noise?

Man I love the Bane football club, they are going to win the hip hopefully.

Remember that one guy owned a piece of land in rural NSW and had posted on 4chan saying people should come and live on it. He had a wife and then a brother who had heart attack after taking the vax. So his brother decided to leave his family and come stay at his place. Anyways for some reason they got into a shoot out with cops who were looking for the brother that left his family after his wife had reported him as missing. Anyways the strangest thing happened was the guy that owned the lands wife who was a school teacher with no firearms or military background after the two brothers died in the shoot out when the police killed them from a helicopter with flir and a sniper she took up the rifle and fired on the helicopter kinda like battle discipline and she was shot and killed herself. My meaning is what woman who was a former school teacher do that usually they'd be crying the corner taking refuge trying to get away from the battle... Why would she fire on the helicopter knowing in the dark they'd kill her? Some might say suicide by cop but she had the rifle so she could easily take her own life. Very strange incident if you ask me.

Like why didn't they just call the guy and ask if his brother was staying with him, case closed he's not missing he's staying with his brother...

>jeet in hivis just buzzed my place
>amazon sar
ok
>go downstairs
>hands me a box
>no label
>open it
>portable monitor
>google it
>temu brand, 100 worth
thanks late-night free stuff jeet

>>150223673
tabla x

>>150223694
same side of neck as the arm you got dosed in?
preemptive RIP from me

>>150223704
Mfw I almost went and joined the commune

>>150223715
Bane is a great team.

Remember the news said their was this elaborate tunnel system and booby traps and camera's watching the drive way and they were all on meth etc etc.. but never showed any of that. Just some poor 3d diagrams of shit kinda like osama bin laden's fictional mountain tunnel system.

i am going to end up in prison or dead

just had a throatgoat-tier gobbie at the amp lads

>>150223730
Place and name NOW

I'll die a free man.

>>150223734
pride of our footscray

>>150223734
said his name was nick

>>150223741
You a real zesty nigga for knowing this place exists

upvote me if you are NOT watching the aflw

you are going to hell

>>150223736
what anime is this from?

>>150223754
VOOTE

>>150223757
no, hell is coming to me
*unsheathes katana*

why does society frown up men looking into the bedroom windows of the women they love

>>150223715
meant Waco iykwim haha

>>150223777
Angel digits

AMPs have crazy variance. Done everything from the best blowjobs and sex and even anal with extremely hot girls, including massages that have been better than legit massage places in some instances, to the worst dick damaging dry wanks that I've almost had to stop they hurt so much. It's a gamble every time.

The eternal suffering of hell seems more comfy than what I’m living through now

Dying for an ice cream

>>150223753
nah he's just a "refugee"

>>150223812
skip breakfast did you? haha

>>150223763
it's from a manga retard

>>150223777
>you love her
>you're a stranger to her
go figure

>>150223832
haven't had a chiko in yonks

>>150223777
I'M TRIPPLE 7'S BABY THE REASON SEMJAZA WAS THROWN IN THE PIT!!!!!!

deadass on god legit lowkey fr want a chiko roll now

>>150223832
>>150223839
>>150223847
had one recently but it was kinda shit
don't know how one can mess up takeaway scran

>>150218379 (OP)
"hey, how ya doin white butter"

>don't know how one can mess up takeaway scran

asians and jeets always find a way. australia is a fucking joke.

>>150223711
x

Aren't chicko rolls full of nothing but pig lips and arseholes?

evening

Been looking up escorts in my area and wanking to their profiles/ads

where footo?

>>150223867
you are thinking of mcdonalds and hungry jacks

Things get heavy send in joshie to spam porn.

>>150223876
Ikon Park, apparently

>>150223867
just like fast food nuggets innit lad
chikos at least have veggies in

thought 7mate was showing the aflw tonight instead of the thurs game, just realized there is no game

>>150223876
meant foodo

>New footage appears to show the man accused of killing a pregnant woman and her partner leaving Bunnings with a stake just 90 minutes before their brutal murders.
Reminder that 10 do the 50.

>>150223812
bought a tub of vanilla today. and no you may not have any.

>>150223901
Could they have been vampires?

Can’t find anything g good on youtibe might have to flick on the rugby

i like big fake tits

>>150223901
must've been pissed he'd failed his tradie licence exam and couldn't get a steak at bunnings
must've made a big missed steak

listening to sports talkback. they were discussing aflw, what went wrong, what can be done to fix it. some bloke called in suggesting they play in lingerie or bikinis like the x-league in america and the host went fucking mental kek.

>>150223925
well obviously i would watch it if they were in panties and so would pretty much every other straight man left in cucktoria.. they would make a killing.

lmao even the women umpires can't throw it in properly

Not sexist but they look so silly trying to play footy lol

not sexist but women should never have been given the vote simple as

Kill me, end my suffering.

>>150223955
chin up m8

>>150223960
i like them big and round and fake

>>150223945
You are sexist, these are literally the best women players in the world

I think Australia sucks!

Yeah I get it you're fed and you're super mad. I couldn't give a shit though suck a jew dick you faggot.

fucking hell why am I suddenly feeling mental anguish

still better than essendon hehe am i right lads?

Btw all these bints are earning 60-100k a year

>>150223476
>T.Doedee
thought this guy retired in like 2017

being traumatised by a pandemic is not a substitute for a personality

>>150223812
beats dying for israel i guess

>>150223960
***mmmmmwweeaaaaahhhhhhh***

>>150224049
go long covid btw

lol

if you ever wore a mask i have no respect for you

>>150224061
People would often say I looked more handsome with the mask on so I didn't mind.

>>150224027
still not enough they hecking need equal pay even though no one watches it

I felt way more comfortable in a mask, could go out in public and still feel hidden away

being traumatised by women existing is not a substitute for a personality

I always feel so grumpy

aiii i tried so hard to get my sleep schedule on track but i simply can't not go to sleep or have naps if i'm tired

>>150224087
Wanna talk about it mate?

me at the maccas drive thru iykwim haha

>>150224097
I’m 28 but interact with the world like a grumpy old man what gives

>>150224106
Perhaps you have an old soul

>>150224117
I do actually

for me its young soles

i got one foot to put inside you slut

>Zippy Fish
KINO name

>>150224105
16 is still legal innit lad

i can't see myself giving a shit about the AFLW. Not interested in watching such low tier performers

>>150224222
but enough about your sex skills

Ella's breasts have grown in the off season

>>150223777
Everyone is entitled to privacy including the women you want to goon to.

>>150223917
This except big naturals.

if guns were legal I’d probably have killed my self due to sudden anguish and low self control. by the time I’d drive to Bunnings to buy a rope I’d have mellowed out and drive home

bunnings are not allowed to sell rope

>>150224222
Haven't even turned it on.

aflw is reddit tier

MY ELLA

>>150224288
You've never turned anyone on.

really hope my pies stop shitting the bed

>really hope my shit stop shitting the bed
not sure what that means

>>150224325
Made me laugh but that's false, simp.

I hope they find a cure for my autism soon

>>150224345
fat bitch is whiter than me

>>150224345
i want this shirt
except instead of land back it says go back
and instead of the abo and palenstine flag its an indian and chinese flag

>>150224368
and youd keep it hidden in your closet with your sexuality

I am regressing a lot, I’m more of a manchild now than I was 7 years ago

>>150224386
God dayum

can't wait to watch nick daicos again this week

>>150224401
crisp adelaide crows tagger

think thats fucking funny huh cunt?
fuck around and find out

ella roberts has a double set

>>150224470
too bad she's a dyke

>>150224603
love the subtle nips in these shots

if i moved to melbourne i'd probably have to choose a new afl team to support

>>150224665
Which team do you support? If it's Lions or Swans you could easily keep supporting them here.

>>150224701
crom

Big win for the mighty Melbourne storm

you MUST watch women's sport!

funny how the loudest proponents of women's sport don't actually watch women's sport

>>150218379 (OP)
mmmm athletic legs mmm

ukraine yourself nonce cunt

>20-11
>3rd quarter
Really tho?

>>150224714
Ah, yeah maybe then. Depends how many games a year you want to attend. I'd still keep supporting the Lions if I moved to SA or WA.

>>150224799
based ozzy man reviews

>>150224799
i don't attend games at all as it is, and it's not uncommon at all to find older people in sa who support interstate teams, who started supporting them before crows/port joined the league

it's kinda sexist thinking women need to see women playing footy to be interested in it

>>150224812
If you don't attend games at all why would you change? Literally every game is available to watch.

>>150224880
it's really about when talking about the footy etc, just thought it might've been appropriate to adopt a new team when moving to melbourne (hypothetically)

just had a big ol bowl of pasta

>>150224908
i hope you win the brownlow this year marcus

>>150224896
Up to you but I wouldn't bother. I've never had any issues talking about footy here due to following an interstate team, though I could talk about footy underwater.

>https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/latest-wastewater-report-reveals-australians-consumed-22-tonnes-of-illicit-drugs-over-one-year/news-story/fea43c19dcee0ae685edf5f3154be6cf
Really, really good read.

>>150222500
look at this fucking cunt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYujBq-aYs in case there aren’t enough gov funded podcasts here’s another, there’s one with Dane Rampey & Brodie Grundy also

i thought west coast's matthew clarke was the former adelaide ruckman. turns out he's coaching the adelaide women's team and the iggs guy is someone completely different

>>150225027
he is so fucking gay, no wonder collingwood's morale is shot. imagine having this mincing poof as a captain

>>150225037
>mincing
I like this word.

>>150225027
why are they talking about childhood right at the start why do they focus on children so much?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-cv_2k4N3Y
I’m curious whether they do it to humour him or because no one else takes an interest in aflw

>>150225275
they probably agree to an interview with him assuming he's a real journalist, when they find out he's just an arrogant autist dweeb with a shitty youtube channel it's too late and they just kinda have to make the best of it

>>150225292
Probably but the clubs must have some awareness of him, he goes to any & every match

>>150224780
now old are >>150218379 (OP) they?

lotta support out for the aflw, nice to see

>>150225479
>lotta support out for the aflw
The Eagles vs Suns game apparently only had 1,453 people. Less than 30% stadium capacity.
8,042 for the Pies-Blues. Less than 2/3 capacity.
Maybe tv numbers were good? I didn't watch either.

would rather watch no time to die than aflw, and no time to die was dogshit

All Bond movies are dogshit

fuck up the connery ones were almost all good

Yeah, fair, I'll give you some of the Connery Bond movies

>>150225541
was having a giggle

Moore > Brosnan > Connery > Dalton > Lazenby > Niven > Nelson > Craig

at least they're not going with idris elba for the next one
>hurr let's go with afro-english just because

the chad scoops vs the virgin /afl/ poster

fuck up spackys

>>150225613
Crisp take.

Up and at them

Farting up a storm. There is something pathologically wrong with my gut.

>>150229536
Go Doctor.

>>150229536
>farting up a storm
now that would've been a good snoop dogg cover for nfsu

>>150229565
So I can have someone else fiddle with my bumhole?

Dropped to 85kg after being near 100kg earlier in the year. Looking good, feeling good. But fuck me I am hungry all the time

crazy how badly russians are treated in se asia kek they cant go anywhere and are treated like lower class plebs even in se asia.

it makes sense too, theyre just cunts of humans, its in their dna, same with the chinese. they're perfect for each other.

Good morning alf

>>150230402
>ex player
>aflw
https://steamable.com/nr0dt

>>150230402
>ex player
>aflw
https://streamable.com/nr0dt

>>150229589
aye

iggs

sugg

digg

dosn

>>150229589
no but steven penetrate

wasnt digg making a comeback btw
what happened to that

>>150230871
>there are "adults" posting on this website who think digg up is a copy of an upvote
probably that mate

Rozee has hit back at the claims he got a team mates partner pregnant (zerk-thatcher) saying its 100% false

>>150231140
probably fugged her but didn't get her pregnant

Growing up my favourite film was Tarzan (1999). Mainly due to Phil Collins doing the soundtrack. Even as a young chap I could recognise brilliance, and I still can. Sadly there hasn't been a good film made in 11 years (Interstellar)

please let me know what kind of response you are looking for with that post ta

Any good flicks on at the movies currently, heard that f1 movie was alright

>>150231246
>Interstellar
meant John Wick

I liked Far From Men with Viggo

Footy on tonight!!!

>>150231470
Quality film.

>>150231338
No it was slop. Maybe because I'm into f1 but it wasn't believable at all and don't get me started on the diversity quotas they clearly had to abide by. Makes me sick

>>150231859
Films that dont have sufficient diversity dont get considered for major film awards anymore. And at the end of the day thats what most people involved with film care about. So they have to have it

>>150231894
Yeah that's the reason.

>>150231470
meant LotR 1, 2, and 3 extended editions

>>150232059
Thanks, now I need to call in sick and watch them again

>>150231894
most people involved with film aren't (((them))) they're just lackeys

>>150232111
spare the faggot brackets reddit nonce

>>150232098
no but steven sick bay

cant wait to see what reddit slop of an op next thread is

is there a way i can turn off getting aflw stories in the afl app? when i want to read about the girls comp i'll use their app.

>>150232165
you WILL consume aflw related news and you WILL enjoy it

>>150231894
>>150232111
>>150232127
the production business's like warner bro's that make movies are publicly traded stock so ESG scores apply to them so if they get a bad ESG score big investor's wont invest in them and their stock goes down

if you don't adopt DEI then you get bad ESG score and your stock goes down

that's why they do the forced diversity thing it's not because of film awards or some bullshit it's because they'll literally lose money

>ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance)
>DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)

think my cat is dying

>>150232293
no shit i never said otherwise

with ai soon any retard will be able to make movies for a few hundred bucks at the most

>>150232293
ok

new
>>150227228

>>150232323
yep it's gunna be really bad and really good at the same time
all these autists that think they can make a movie better than acclaimed directors will make what they think is an ai masterpiece and it's just gunna be some anime bimbo running around in scantily clad clothing

>>150232311
Sorry to hear that mate should have got a dog though.

>>150232380
i did he already died a couple of years ago

>>150232400
Sorry to hear that mate time to kid up.

>>150232443
>>150232443
>>150232443

>>150232413
misso aborted him