Thread 150221756

heemvious: >>150217091

news
>Nurmagomedov/Hughes 2 confirmed for October
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1mpnzcb/pfl_returns_to_dubai_headlined_by_usman/
>Doo Ho Choo pulls out of his fight
https://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/1955586910526775763
>Chimaev's teammate Susurkaev is fighting this weekend after his liver kick heem on DWTNCS on Tuesday
https://x.com/zaclikesmma/status/1955736082433368089

Making fun of a person's appearance that they can't help... real mature, Hughes...

shut up

soon

Dogshit thread

>>150221756 (OP)
>>150221756 (OP)
Is that colby or dricus wife?

Khamzat will miss weight

Day n nite, I toss and turn I keep stress in my mind

shit thread

>>150221756 (OP)
/heem/ will be in a terrible state when khamzat loses. all the daddy posters will be foam at the mouth seething. spamming their entire collections of the most heinous gay "poz" porn they have. all the porn they think allah can't see them watching is gonna come out.

>>150221845
I was just telling him this

>>150221858
You got revved bro. Happens to the best of us.

>>150221785
Shut up fucking nerd
>>150221845
More effort than the last, thoughbeit.

>>150221858
Same thing happened when Umar lost

>>150221771
>>150221845
Your opinions are irrelevant. Now keep posting and keep the thread bumped, hoe.
>>150221875
It's a low bar.

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

>>150221785
I listened to this yesterday because I was inspired by your posts, but it's a pretty mediocre song. "Fuckin' Problems" is so much better, like that other anon said.

song yadong? i barely knew her!

>>150221909
Those anons were both me I'm afraid.

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SAfjzX2v4E

Song Yadong? Yeah theres no way that's a real person's name.

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Cletus Jackson? Yeah theres no way that's a real person's name.

>>150221980
how big? Remy LaCroix big? Alexis Texas big?? Francheska Jaimes big??? Savannah Bond big???? Vittoria Beatriz big????? Maria Nagai big?????? Pinky big???????

>>150221994
https://youtu.be/Y34jC4I1m70?si=Q3erjsddUxeZ-go9

I'm gonna miss my mom when she's gone

>>150222008
I'm gonna miss her too playa!

>>150222006
oh so we talmbout Sheena Shaw big iight iight I feel you (no Diddy)

>>150222025
Spammo, this is your best personality. Please keep it light and jocular like this in the future. Muchas gracias!

>>150222008

Dear Anon,

I wish your mother good health and happiness, and I hope you two get to create many more beautiful memories together. Make her proud, my friend.

God bless you,

Anon

>>150222025
That ain't cool man

put celery in cormier lunchbox and KILL him

>>150222093
Appreciate it brother

tell your mom I said eeeuughh nigga

>she's not even giving Dirty diapers Pig a chance
Piggies how do we cope?????
https://youtu.be/xI3Um1lSLq4
https://youtu.be/xI3Um1lSLq4
https://youtu.be/xI3Um1lSLq4

Seems like Contendies brazza won Dana's heart.

>UFC will now pay shitty foreigners I don't care about even less
very cool

>>150222201
he's going to look like shit, took the cantender fight on 4 days notice, this fight is on 4 days notice, cutting weight twice in a week, it's going to be a sloppy shitty fight

How do you guys deal with an itchy butthole?

>>150222308
I don't get an itchy butthole cause I know how to wipe and wash my ass properly.

>>150222261
Fair but establishing Dana White privilege early seems worth the risk.

>>150222321
So you're claiming you've never in your life gotten an itchy butthole? What about before you shit and wipe?

fat faggot Dana bald bitch

>>150222308
Lip healing ointment not chap stick but something like aquephor

Realistically, CUMsnot is gonna get fucking 'SPLODED on brothers...

>>150222412
Good lux brada

If only you knew..

>>150222523
Khamzat Chimaev, M.D. Smeshology Specialist.

Umm wtf is going on here?

>>150222523
I know, he's a fag. I remember Till on Bisping's podcast saying he was into "male porn" not too distanced from when he associated himself with Chimaev, other than that you've seen the footage of those two together.They got sugar in their tanks.

>>150222542
delete this post

>>150222542
You were not meant to see that. It's over.

WOOOOO

KINOOOOOOOOO

visabros...
https://x.com/Valoresense/status/1955819098858029369

>>150222618
will snowed up mcgoobs show up there?

>>150222621
Is he wrong though? Look at Luigi Mangione

>>150222191
I hope DDP wins and this whore cries.

>>150222566
Europeans still don't accept that people are born gay? Look at the Greeks and romans idiot.

>>150222618
they didn't fight already?

>>150222636
People aren't born gay dipshit. Anyone can stick their dick in any hole.

imagine being a dainty little 5'3 italian 4chan man and calling anyone else gay lmao

Finkand

>>150222636
people are groomed and/or pozzed into gayness

Suga Schaub O'Smegly
people forget, meng

>>150222191
When she'd dye the hair it looks good

>>150222618
getting absolutely knucked up for this one lads

>>150221776
Mine

why do you weirdos follow the most plain looking or straight up ugly people that talk about mma. that fat hideous slob guru, literal 4/10 fight hairy, that new 5/10 blonde chick. get a grip

ddp by brutal intercepting soccer kick during khamzats double leg shot

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfYTLeYjGvc
The goat has spoken

>>150222733
>giving beauty tips to an escort
assemmhaitch bee, u aint gonna make it even if u looks like r*ckhold

>>150222753
Are you such a gooner that you can't look at people without thimbaut sex? I'm a mingehound and I'm not that far gone

>>150222758
soccer kick during back flip i would say

>>150222763
I made it last night b

>>150222776
yeah I'm sure you obsessively watch completely average women say retarded shit shit about mma because you have a lot of romantic success irl

>>150222786
I didn't even know she'd dyed her hair talmbout obsessive, you aren't the brightest bulb on the christmas tree are you

>>150222798
no one believes you

we all know ddp is getting subbed in the first round

>>150222802
Oh no what a shame

your mum will be sucking cocks in hell

>>150221858
Chimaev is winning in the first. Exactly how he beat Whitaker minus the broken jaw shit. DDP has no takedown defense. He’s completely fucked.

>>150222261
He’s a middleweight who fought at 205 Tuesday. This fight is a catchweight. He’s fine.

i'm not convinced you guys believe what you post about fights

>>150222880
Once the bell rings it's 50-50 anyway

>>150222882
No it’s not. Khamzat will have Dricus on his back within 30 seconds. Dricus will try to throw elbows and triangles instead of defend and he’ll get subbed easily

>>150222880
This is what will happen
>>150222867

khamzat will get a R1 knockout and guru will an hero live on stream

is it a mistake that Pico is favored on draftkings? Is this for real

DDP will jackknife powerbomb Chimaev in the first 6 seconds and remind him of that steamy night in 1992

>>150222909
murphy cant wrestle. look at his takedowns allowed
pico wins a 29-28 snoozer via pressure and spamming shots like merab

Most obvious khamzat win

Pillowtap on page 10, 2 threads from being flushed only just above the heem thread before last

>>150222642
Stephens heemed Alvarez’s face a few months ago

and then dricus jumps straight into a submission and can't get out and my shampoo bottles cheer

Dricus goes full palhares and begins eating Kumsharts leg

I'm off out last chance to post something funny heem

>ALLAHU AKBAR KEEL EVERYBADY
what did hazmat mean bby this

>>150222997
Post moar

>>150222997
I want to do this to a female/woman (she/her)

Gane moves like a featherweight but Ngannou only needs one

No one has ever won a fight after being taken down.

Can’t wait for Khamzat’s 18 month, 1 fight title reign

ford escort

>>150223031
against Chimaev they literally haven’t

Well, it's been over a month, but I'm back heem. What have I missed in /heem/ since july 1st?

dricus has never lost in an octagon

>>150222621
Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to report this to the relevant authorities, what would happen?

>>150223058
They'd be a snitch nigguh

>>150223061
Like Jon Jones?

Walked right into that

>>150223044
Lifting weights

I'm not going to get over this. How would this poster make you want to watch mma?

>Khamzats towel gets taken
>Khamzat has to leave the house with wet hair
>Khamzat gets a cold
>Khamzat dies

>>150223022
Ngnau outboxed gayne though Gayne was just never really that good, he would probably just be a boxer if he was really that good.

>>150223088
He can't make Chimaev cry because Chechens all get beaten as children, and molest animals so its not weird to them.

The angles deceived us.

>>150222867
>broken jaw
if you wanna call it that, then it was dricus who broke his jaw already kek. all khamzat did was *struggle to keep him down ,then put on a face crank, not even torqued.
you're now starting to have second thoughts about your huh?

>>150223044
Me mostly and well who wouldn't let's be honest

>>150223105
ratlipbros..

>>150223105
>us
speak for yourself retard

>>150223015
Boxing is inherently brown

>>150223088
>yeah so whats he s gonna beat me in the first round
thats not a good look

>>150223132
This design would've been better

>>150223135
oi did you just do an offensive mate? I could tell britian on you

Everybody knows that her sideways yellow pussy belongs in my mouth and mine alone. So don't any of you even bother looking at my woman.

>only 2 WMMA fights on the ENTIRE card this week

Dana is a disgrace

>>150223158
i smoke Marlborough you smoke cock

>>150222633
Diamond Dallas Page?

>>150223162
do you lurk this general and just never post or are you and independent mma fan that just decided to pop in every now and again

>>150223155
Tooooooo sweet

>>150222008
Your mom's gonna miss my song ya dong when she's gone, anon.

Khumsnot will get DDP in a submission hold, only for DDP to decide 'Okay, that was fun, but I win now.' and then Khumsnot will get picked up and slammed on his back, instantly making him a paraplegic .

khumshart chairmaev oh dear oh dear

>>150223164
Better than being accused of smoking Newports. i'll take it. Game recognize game brother.

i like the idea of dricus catching khamzat in a sub off the first takedown, khamzat gets away, but now he's afraid of doing it again

If they're gonna keep getting bigger, why not just make a coat or a cloak that the belts can attach to?

>>150223200
Totally unprecedented, this would never happen

>>150223215
Why hasn't rug rug and mackychin fought yet since last year? They did fuck all in the fight LITERALLY

>>150223219
Actually not so much. Burns is not a submission god in mma. Yet he was terrified after that first takedown that he let little gilbert up and only tried a takedown at the very end of a later round to try and secure the round. Very troubling fact to realize.

>>150223224
ONE is a Muay Thai organisation

He's here he's here!

>>150223169
the latter. Lurking is weird to me.

I've made a new friend

>>150223238
>>150223245
fields. now.

dricus "unprecedented" du plessis

>>150223224
>>150223234
rematch in november. they're building anticipation delaying it

>>150223248
Shit up you absolute maggot of a faggot. Stop trying to get famous off my name

>>150223238
>>150223267
Black nonce

monitor on buddy

>>150223267
your name is toby *whipcrack*

>>150223272
If I wanted a somali opinion I would go to kontula

>>150223271
The clozzy doth protest too much, methinks

>>150223303
You're not paid to think so hurry up with the chicken korma and garlic naan yh

Dan done that big maori milf

dricus is going to retard strength rip a kimura at the end of the 3rd round and mir/big nog khamzats arm

>>150223334
look at dat fookin beak, man

>>150223355
dan ((((hooker))))

Itsuki made weight and passed hydration bros

>>150223334
is coconut milk good for you?

>>150223364
I asked

drank 8 beers, made carne asada tacos, drinking a liter of pocari sweat

>>150223382
didn't ask

>>150223385
shouldnt have replied then, snownigger

>>150223388
:(

>>150223359
hard to believe some jew decide to hide his jew surname with a shameful occupation but what do i know

>>150223379
Tasty at least

Gmhh

>>150223409
its not gm for hh anymore :((((

just woke up talking to myself and got in a mood to heem somebody so I figured why sit here in the dark staring at the ceiling when I could be posting WITH MMA FANS

dricus judo throws khamzat and lays on him for 2 seconds, but it's too late, that was enough time to get the screenshots

>>150223415
It's always a good morning in heaven

MALAYSIA BELONGS IN HELL YOU RAGTAG FEELAPEEN WANNA BE SONSA BITCHES

>>150223452
rude :(((((

>>150223155
>whachoo gonna do meng, take me down and submit in the first?

What was the point of this?

>>150223470
Illuminati

>>150223470
Humiliation Ritual

New mythical fighter unlocked: faggot asshole bastard pedophile rapist

>>150223499
you rang?

>>150223499
stop looking at my facebook profile

>>150223499
you are describing your favorite fighter there, gustafsson?

>>150221756 (OP)
Looks lik a boy.

>>150223508
This town isn't big enough for the two of us and me son's a retard mind

a khamzat has just hit the second tower

>>150223527
Haha

>>150223533
a third khamzat has just broken the surface of the water in my till

Gaytwat Poofmaev

Pinchedhat Goofmaev

Harelip Eurghmaev

Hauntedeyes Queermaev

>>150223413
remember meganposter? It's been a while since I've thought about him jej

Politicalproject Fraudmaev

Followsthemformoneyzat Shabbaev

Khamzat "Borz" Chimaev more like Shitzat "Dork" Shitmaev

Sweden I need help here

Gang gang gang
Ye cuh
Gang gang gang

Zatsissyxisters...

>>150223576
it cannot be...EDITED AND FAKE PIC!!!

>>150223581
Anon...
https://youtu.be/c2LAUD0kW9w?si=XS38ilWBlsgWlkF6

>>150223581
You're right it can't be

>>150223576
Chimaev is absolutely does not translate to Viking in Russian language

>>150223576
>>150223584
so, this is that legendary swedish wrestling i've been hearing so much about

>>150223576
>>150223592
Chinaev is his father's name, Girikhanov is his mother's name. There were some paperwork issues when he first moved to Sweden with his mother that resulted in them having to use her last name. He later got it sorted out

>>150223592
It translates to chimpanzee

>>150223584
Not clicking your malware link playa

>>150223592
Proofs?

Khamzat's daddy, Zakarias Berg

>>150223621
BERGDADDY... I kneel...

Hole up now so gayfat crapmaev used his mother's name to get into sweden what was wrong with his father's I ponder in wonder

>>150223631
Terrorist

>>150223636
Monitor playa

>>150223607
>>150223621
>21-9
what about his 8 other daddies

>>150223631
nothing, khamzat is a progressive man who hates the patriarchy. It's extremely sexist that using the father's name is the convention in our society

Chimaev blows a lung in the 3rd

>>150223670
yeah and your mum blows some crackhead

>>150223680
yeah and Jihin blows BWC

I blew up chimaev's family through the freedom distribution monitor

>>150223621
Just how freakin' tall was this guy!

>>150223684
mmmm still not seeing your bwc, bruv, whip it out or shut up

>>150223697
bit haram don't you think

It's about to get heemed off the catty if anyone has any parting words

Fuck your reindeer games, lying ass freemasons.

/box/ is heemed

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150223621
Imagine if he cared about MMA

>>150223771
we would all be calling him a can

What was the last fight (UFC) that gooby viewed live as a spectator? He me er makes appearances, I don’t even know if he was at 300

>>150223842
He went to an event when he was promoting his shitty movie, I don't remember which event

Dead PIG ALERT

>>150223852
The man does not give a singular fuck about the Ufc

>>150223645
Tobias Kvarnmark ×2
Viktor Karlsson ×2
Oliver Frotjold
Kristofer Johansson
Jonas Plato
Kalle Persson
Mathias Bak
Zakarias Berg
Oskar Johansson
Martin Sandin
All have recorded wins over Khamzat in wrestling

>>150223859
Good.
He is a piss stain on the sport and a contemptible clown

>>150223773
He has a win over Andreas Gustafsson. Wow

>>150223866
are they all real swedes?

>>150223866
Don’t trash talk your only ranked UFC fighter

>>150223929
This looks acceptable

>>150223855
Care to go for a swim hahaha

>>150223904
Other than a norwegian or two

What explains this?

>>150223948
Wouldn't mind a norwegian or two iykwim (heterosexual sexual encounters)

>>150223912
Khamzat represents the UAE

>>150223866
Could there be a legal reason for Khamzat changing his name later than his brother or is there something fishy?
(Tramslated some Swedish article)

>>150223929
Vegan slop 0 meat

>>150223969
I know but its funny to associate muslims with sweden

>>150223993
It's not funny at all are all irish turds this spiteful because you got heemed silly by the fucking bongs of all people

>>150223959
Poirier is a Cajun, so he's a descendent of high test criminals you kicked out of France. Louisianna is basically the French version of Australia. Dricus is likely a descendent of Hueguenot French Protestants that fled to the Netherlands after being kicked out of France, so they had to develop that immigrant mentality to be tough. I don't really know much about the history of Quebec and who populated it, so couldn't say what makes GSP special

>>150224011
They're proper gangsters in Quebec from what I understand

>>150223999
>t. Muhammad

>>150224018
Turn your monitor on qnd buy a ticket back to baghdad you irritating and disgusting faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnwZpKyk8LQ
Fresh top dawlgs on youtube

>>150223939
He approves, fantastic. Now I can be sure it was good. (I didn't cook this)

Dricus is an alternate/shortened form of Hendricus, a latinized version of the Dutch name 'Hendric/Hendrik', which equates to Henry in English.
Du Plessis is a French name and translates roughly as 'of the thicket/Fence/Brushwood'

>>150221756 (OP)
my wife

>>150223987
We are carnivorous mate. Never had some delicious Belgian Fries?

>>150224043
Don't reply to me

>>150224080
Why start a conversation if you don't want a conversation? Your attitude is horrible these days. Start going to Church or something

>>150223615
Viking is "Bикинг" in russian. Sound the same as in inglish. "Chimaev" is just a family name, doesn't have anything of meaning in russian, maybe in chechen or something.

If we cared we would be on top

>>150224111
Why don't you laugh at another funny joke again

I'm the only person who has figured out that if Dricus can survive the first round he might have an advantage

>>150224132
Aren't chechens really iranians that stopped at the mountains

>>150224139
It wasn't a joke, you were trying to tell me it looks good enough for you to eat. Neither a joke or a complaint

(A nonjokiment)

Chinese Force

>>150224152
I'm talking about the day before you thick retard and black nonce

>>150224152
I didn’t know finski’s were so serious

>>150224156
Powerful pose

If i cared, i could at least make it to CAGE.

I'd have been a star in the bumfights era

The finns didn't get a single medal in the 2024 olympics lol even India got one

>>150224162
I'm supposed to remember that?

>>150224169
Me either. He's got a very sharp tone these days

>>150224148
The Chechen language doesn't sound anything like Persian

>>150224197
3 gold and 4 bronze thougheverbeit
>>150224198
Not my problem

>>150224197
we don't watch that shit here

>>150224218
Heeminder I invented heeminding you that they would throw you headfirst off a building if they saw what you post

My gimmick is employing illegal techniques in a fight with no stakes and losing anyway

>>150224218
there's 120$ worth of drone in this picture

>>150224229
Chandleresque

>>150224218
>chechens
kek, tiktok warriors scare no one

My gimmick is to steal other peoples gimmicks.

>>150223929
olivi tier

>>150224267
Hey mate could you please impersonate me

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150224290
monkey want a banana?

>>150224300
You have AGP

how's everyone feeling about the card this weekend i haven't been on /heem/

poor little Du Piggy. RIP

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>Oh fuck yeah, brazza, that's it
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>You like that big Chechen Cock, huh Bacon Boer?
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>OH FUCK, DU PIGGY, I'M BOUTTA BUST RIGHT IN THIS BACON BUSSY

>>150224307
That one hurt deeply.

what is with ratlipfags and having so many gay sex fantasies?

>>150224354
cheeky bong false flag

>>150224336
NOOOOOOOOO OINK OINK LEAVE ME ALONE

Du Bussy fans as soon as Khamzat gets the takedown in round one

Wonk nose paki is back, I repeat, wonk nose paki is back

>>150224354
jew muslim or black i lament to present.

>>150224363
>false flag
mate ratlip himself was revealed to be a bbc poster, it's just the muslim way

>>150224377
my god Khamzat cursed him with brown leg!

>>150224387
kek, you're not wrong
degenerate muslim freak

You now remember Blood Diamond

>>150224417
Movie star

Grease up your bacon bussy piggy, daddy is coming.

poor lil piggus du pork. fated to get his turkey stuffed.

DDP lacks a path to victory

>>150223061
elite ball knowledge

What will be the fallout when DDP fucking kills Cumsnot?

DDP himself IS the path to victory

>>150224479
this guy? this guy HEEMS

>>150224475
this place is going to be unusable for at least a week

>>150224475
>it was a fluke
>khamzat wins the rematch
>khamzat was never good
>khamzat is swedish

>>150224486
will the zatdaddy posters commit mass suicide?

Dricus’ fluke run ends here. You can only roll nat-20 so many times

The Lion rapes the Wolf

>piggies can't stop oinking
Daddy Khamzat already broke your bacon bussies im afraid

turn off the vpn mate

>>150224506
But he's also got 20 in strength?

>>150224503
no they will spam scat, gore and tranny porn

The Du Piggy presents the bacon bussy

>>150224506
maybe you're just to low iq to get his style and saying its luck is your way to cope.

Umm, Du Sissybros...is he shook?

DDP? More like PDiddy

>>150224533
every time /heem/ says a fighter looks shook, they go on to heem their opponent dead...

>>150224533
Aroused and can't wait to be bred by his 8 feet tall mountain daddy

Heemcel

weird non whites

The Chechens were fighting ward against the Russians at the same time the Boers were fighting wars against us. Difference is, Chechnya is part of Russia today, South Africa isn't part of the UK

DDP's bacon bussy was greased up but his BBC daddy didn't want any of it I'm afraid

missa finlan nooooo

>>150223534
is that tuna ? you dieting, punk ?

>>150224572
chechens dont see themsevles as russians, some saffas see themselves as english/british, thats the difference little bro

Whether it true or not, the height issue has gotten under Dricus' skin and will have an effect on the fight. Adjust your bets accordingly.

vgh, biltong...

>>150223534
Niice, were doing dinners again. Come along boyos, start posting.

What's this?

>>150223534
blud is eating people lmao

heemers losing their mind in anticipation. Weird energy in here.

>>150224659
*whipcrack* fields. now.

>>150224671
the only question is which fighter winning would make /heem/ more unusable for the next 24hrs

I prefer K-1 over the slave derselbe dialekt juden hinter juden blackrock ufc ship.

>>150224678
8 feet tall daddyzat will break piggies greasy bacon bussies so hard they will never close again

>>150224685
ONE Championship is better

>70kg
i only care abotu heavyweights

>>150224674
I can only imagine your sad loners meal. You wouldn't dare post what you eat

>>150224707
>I can only imagine your sad loners meal.
A telling statement, a cry for help.

>>150224729
What does that even mean. You're not normal man.

im not your mirror nigga

purple toby seems to think this is the cooking and noncing general

Real American Freestyle Wrestling
shall or shant, /heem/?

Zakarias Berg is only 5'11 and managed to defeat the 8' behemoth in Khamzat Chimaev

When usgod rolled off the couch and fraud checked khamzat

>>150224589
@grok is this real?

MVPbros...

>>150224758
Just imagine what he'd do to Du Piggy

BedtimeMMA is picking Khamzat by decision. This is either going to be the most retarded or most genius pick of all time

>>150223977
His brother Artur makes Khamzat look like a genius. Legitimate disabled retard and also 9 feet tall

>>150224678
makes no difference at all. it doesn't matter if Khamzat wins or loses, brazzacord will get every single thread deleted with scat porn and gore.

>>150224770
It is
DDPiggy loves his BBC daddies
https://x.com/MMAUNCENSORED1/status/1803188958312145008?lang=en

>>150221768
Dolphin head is rude, that would hurt anyones feelings

oh brazza I became too tall my limb hurt I must pull out of fight

Oink for your daddy Dirty Diaper Piggy
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

demented

>>150224776
joey made a valid point: before ddp won the belt people thought he had bad cardio and now theyre acting like he has insane cardio just because he went 10 mild rounds with strickland

Nobody is surviving THE stickland pace without a good cardio though

>>150224825
Gemerald

I guess fixing your nose doesnt make you have good cardio DDP. But maybe just maybe because DDP has 5 round experience that might give him an advantage in the cardio department on Khamzat. If he can survive the first 3 ofc

>>150224818
not the first time a middleweight champion wanted to have sex with kevin holland

>>150224769
Why do Nigerians love garish, gaudy clothing so much?

how will the piggycord squeal when cumsplat prolapses DU piggy

>>150224868
this is very concerning

This is epic. Khamzat's teammate got a contract yesterday in Dana White's Contender Series after body kicking his opponent and is fighting this weekend. 4 day turnaround is crazy

DIRTY.

DIAPER.

PIGGY.

this jew is weird af

>>150224885
>DDP wants to find out what that mouth do
>Strickcel wants to make him drop the soap
>Izzy wants to do same shit he does to dogs
>Khamzat already raped him
is fucking Holland the best base for middleweight?

>>150224905
I'm afraid your monitor is off i fear

We troon out for Jewdaddies.

We twerk our bacon bussies for Black and Brown daddies.

You don’t get kino like this with poofc

>IM A NAUGHTY PIGGY!!

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>PLEASE FILL UP MY BACON BUSSY TROUGH WITH YOUR SLOP ZATDADDY!

>IM A NAUGHTY DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!

>Saturday night preview
/box/ laughing at us again

>>150224930
does /box/ even have a thread up

>>150224925
I hope that gimp gets knocked out so bad they never clear him to fight again

playing rimworld and found du piggy's peoples

Y'all must've forgot

Norma Dumont's arsehole

>>150224749
When the fuck have I spoken about pedophiles stuff? Quote me. As usual your insults tell more about yourself

OHHHH IT'S TIGHT

my wife

>>150224940
Kek Du Piggy do be oinkin' while gettin' he pork pulled by Bantu dick daddies.

the cope shitstorm will be hilarious

He's not fun anymore he's just angry. Can't wait until Argentina gets here

temu trippin
I will tell Xi about this

Chimaev already beat Robert Whittaker and beat the WW GOAT Kamaru Usman. He's way more elite than DDP.

>>150225008
Grease up your bacon bussy because daddy is coming.

I dont care about the main event it's too one sided, I find the other fights more interesting

>Du Piggy was never good
>Du Piglet cant wrestle
>Du Pigshit had a wonk snout
>Du Pigclit had a preexisting prolapsed bacon bussy
>Dirty Diaper Piggy was flushed by Bantu dick daddies
>Zatdaddy was cheating

>Du Piglet gas already dropped to +300
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK nobody thinks he has a chance

>>150225046
I meant the cope from islamophobes, white supremacists and south african racists

Just going to leave this here, no words needed

>>150224942
>latest husband

Sit the fuck down head first you little bitch

>>150225080
this guy doesn't get enough shit for being one of the biggest cutbabbys in the sport. he's ginormous

if ddp win it'll be the biggest upset in the history of mixed martial art.
also /heem/ will become even more mentally ill so theres that

Poor poor driclet

>>150225096
Soldic has a Ko loss to Kadestam, who has a TKO loss to Ben Askren. Just how shit is Du Piggy?

>I'M SUCH A GOOD PIGGY DADDYZAT!!! GIVE ME YOUR CUMMIES OINKY OINKY OINK
What did Dirty Diaper Panties mean by this?

>>150225097
People like Cutbabby's as long as they put on exciting fights and get finishes. See Joel Alvarez at Lightweight

the biggest upset of all time vs that guy who got sat down by a lightweight and barely survived 3 rounds with a welterweight straight off the couch

>>150225115
Bacon boer bussy bois can't beat the best of the best, lamentably

Dricus can take whatever Khamzat throws at him in the first round. Afterwards, Chimaev will has and get finished. Simple.

>>150225150
It is crazy that Usman would have won that fight if it was a 5 rounder. Prime champion Usman would have destroyed Khamzat if he actually got himself the title shot instead of missing weight by 9lbs for his free win against Nate Diaz

I'm afraid Dirty Pig's bacon hole is already greased up for this week's breeding session.

>>150225167
Factual post sadly

the mma math just aint working out

>>150225167
This is true i fear....

fer shure khamzat isn't about to sniff this guy inside 2 minutes

>>150221756 (OP)
Khamzat bros..

>>150225185
Umm sweetie this is before they fixed Du Pigshit's snout or something.

Khamzat Chimaev has never gotten a finish after 1 minute and 15 seconds of round 2. So basically if Dricus can survive for 7 minutes, he wins

>>150225187
Those swedes man

This was a fraudalent record the whole time

>>150225202
>has not beaten a single finn
Levels

>>150225205
aint yall chinese

>>150225195
>if Du Piggy can resist the urge to not be bred by his big mountain daddy he might win
So it's truly over then....

>>150225207
You are thinking bout Kanada i fear

>>150225202
Freestyle and Greco are different sports

>>150225221
Bro aint so dominant after all

cumslut gets slept

>>150225221
So basically we just need a 185er with a high level Greco Roman background to beat Khamzat

>>150225230
Like this?

>>150225239
This was Dricus using Greco Roman to put himself in bottom mount so he could confuse Tavares

DC possible come back?

>>150225233
They never learn

>>150225239
Gem

>>150225244
Pigus loves bottoming for his daddies

DC's life is one long, unbroken humiliation ritual

>>150225260
Double champ thoughever

ddp has the wrestling advantage

>>150225260
its called being an unc, nyugga. someday when yo black ass got old them yns gon want to pick on u too

>>150225185
the ufc should really change the rule where laying on the opponent is an instant victory

dricus will outwrestle him early but get koed because they never train striking against brazzas

>>150225308
It's all mental, I believe ddp is strong enough hands down, if his gameplan and fight IQ in this fight aren't as strong as it looks then he's in trouble.

Just kissed Weili Zhang (on the lips)

>>150225338
uhhh which lips, b?

Texas whorehouse? I'm in

>>150225259
this proved that whittaker was going to heem dricus

Should I buy a GameCube?

who else hyped for this shit nigga

i wnat to texas roudhouse ordered a burger takeout and they gave me a loaf of bread with my order i dont know what to do with it

>but what about th-ACK!

Stop squealin' piggy!

dricus, please go with the mustache for this fight. i'll explain everything later.

>>150225377
what do u wanna play on it

Why is nobody talking about Asakura vs Elliot? You guys are such disgusting cazzies it hoenstly makes me sick, an little bit of bile and puke came up into my mouth upon reading all the Dricus Kahnzart pists.
>>150225377
Its very easy to emulate if you would prefer to save money. What games you want to play? Respectfully.

>>150225411
So when they kiss it makes a full beard?

>>150225377
dolphin emulator is so good you can run it on a potato, stick to emulating

>>150225418
way ahead of you

ill be sleeping, not watching that zogchow

>>150225323
Did you watch the dereck Brunson fight
He genuinely fell over to a push to the chest
It's extremely hard to see Khamzat NOT taking him down

>>150225445
Clozapig's dead mom has a maggoty minge built for Jewdaddies.

King Green vs Carlos Diego Ferreira is OFF

>>150225445
Didn’t ask

>>150225445
ok but we can still follow them, right?

yet here i am telling you

WE CANNOT FELLATE THEM

Ms. Raped-1 literally watches every UFC card start to finish btw.

>>150225470
we?

>>150225416
>>150225418
>>150225429
I'm about to move and found some old discs. Everything Super Mario related would be awesome to play and I just heembered my love for the game Cel Damage.

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/diego-ferreira/diego-ferreira-vs-king-green-off-ufc-319/

Bobby Green/CDF is off. Unlucky

>>150225454
the ufc just fucking scripts cancellations when there's too much value on the card. it's like a law on the universe for fights to drop off when the card is a little too full.

>>150225489
yeah we, you heard me right

What are the raped pickies looking like for 319?

>>150225522
then no, no we cannot.

>>150225542
shi aight g, i gotchu

>>150225540
whoever is the least muslim or jewish ofc

>>150225540
is it really surprise that the neet bong is a massive retard? you don't become a neet by having talent and capability

>>150225556
That’s the opposite of who busts ya bacon gape albeit

we cannot follow them

>>150225540
The only one xhe got right was the Black Daddy.

>>150225540
kwab

Does the neet bong know how mentally ill and pathetic he is?

>>150225629

>>150225629

>>150225629