Thread 150225629

heemvious: >>150221756

fraudzat desu

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

FUCK YOU PIGGY!

>>150225637
he's one of the best in the world at minimum. if he's a fraud then you're an absolute waste because the only thing you're even close to the best in the world at is being a gayboy

the last time khamzat beat a middleweight was meershart

Dricus by dropping anvil

>>150225647
RIP Piggus

dricus du plessis... 23 wins, 20 finishes.
khamzat chimaev... 14 wins, 12 finishes.

don't. blink.

Khamzat
>I am juicing and a terrorist
DC
>haha you’re funny bro

>>150225647
WTF???

>>150225656
Kody "Manhattan" Steele

The people's main event is gone...

https://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/1955990042423247004?s=61

>>150225701
human/non-human-churkagypsoidslim

>>150225629 (OP)
>A minute standing against THE Gilbert Burns

Patchy Mix is BACK!

https://old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1mq38vw/ksw_champ_vs_bellator_champ_patchy_mix_vs_jakub/

FACT: Du Plissy got heemed by a regional welterweight can
FACT: Khamzat eats those

>>150225736
zatdaddy almost got heemed by burns though

what exactly is the rationale behind trying to convince people that the opponent is bad

>>150225701
piggy/mountain orc

>>150225747
refer to the following
>>150225719

>>150225747
Tanked

>>150225751
miserable losers do that, not real people

>>150225763
Manhattan Kody Steele

>>150225751
Don't get your porky panties in a twist playa!

>>150225751
Usman is a better win than 5'8 manlet Roberto Soldic and Sean Tarzan Strickland

>>150225792
Soldic slumps umoist bad

My buttcheeks hurt

This regional bum who’s 1-1 in ONE? Yeah he beats the WW GOAT Usdaddy

>>150225797
Soldic got his nuts heemed by a ONE rando and then got wholesale heemed by another ONE rando

>>150225701
Gnome/Orc

how did khamzat do a 10 day turnaround if UFC fights on happen on satanite night once a week

You know who I like?

Gustafson

the real man. Yeaaa

bumzat is a Larry Fink dei plant

>>150225830
The first fight island event was on a Thursday

>>150225807
>one and one in one

>>150225851
You were gaped

Khamzat is two pump chump ain't he

>>150225851
Khamdaddy's got your bacon bussy quivering and begging for his big mountain cock.

khamzat is the best wrestler of all time

jew

chimaev is literally dying in the 3rd

piggus will get prolapsed in under 2 minutes I fear

the king of chicago

Dricus is going to LITERALLY rape Khamzat Chimaev!!

>>150225898
I'm afraid Dirty Pig's bussy is not surviving the brutal 1st round breeding. It will prolapse.....

>>150225913
Nah that's you

That soccer kick Burns through was hilarious because it was so intentional and filled with passion

Larry fink writes the script, I will not follow them

Dricus via round 3 corner stoppage
This general will be unusable for the following week

Dricus is a faggot he might actually rape Khamzat you know.

OINK harder for me if you want my seed
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK FILL ME UP AND GIVE ME YOUR CUMMIES DADDY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

True story i fear....

>>150225893
But enough about the daddies that made ya troon out and suck Brown boy cock.

Not a single fighter is good. They are all bums

>>150225941
Excellent post

starting to think dricus gets raped but kumzlut went life and death with doodyirno

>>150225941
>oink harder if you want my seed
And feed. Formerly suck and fuck.

>>150225949
Sexy daddy.

I hope he makes me brand my axe wound with the Star of David again.

My Thaidaddies need a fresh gape to pork me with.

>>150225944
Cabbage refutes yuor claim

>>150225965
Good argument however you are Indian

https://youtube.com/shorts/GpmchePOk5Q?si=Rhkf6QohZZA7hfjc

What did she mean by this?

What’s worse, to go life and death with Burns, or to be simulated by Soldic?

Soldic is a fucking TANK man, top5 in UFC easily!

kumzissy's happened more recently + ddp was a tadpole

call him a glass cannon but soldic could heem anyone on earth

The new ai videos after tonight's faceoffs will be great.

What's the deal with the hyperfixation on posting about bacon and gay sex?

>wake up
>chug cold brew coffee
>rip disposable vape
>shit my brains out

Ahhh yes, time to get this day started.

>>150225977
giblert bums

Du Piggy is gonna get porked and you know it

>>150225999
Read the Koran and it'll make sense

>>150226011
Burns is a ufc title challenger. That’s a regional bum fight

>>150225999
What's the deal with you trooning and gooning for Aridaddy?

Zatdaddy: Undefeated

Du Pigshit: Bantu bacon bussy blasted raped bitch.

>>150225972
Im not but good on you for making it racial you socially maladjusted cretin. Respectfully.

>>150226018
>ufc title challenger
>regional bum fight
Same thing lmao dont tell me they tricked you into thinking otherwise KEK

Regional Bum Fighter Reinier de Ridder

The Greatest Fighter The UFC Never Had: The Story of Roberto Soldic

>>150226034
Crapwatcher Copium

>>150226034
Jewdaddies own ya K-1ussy.

You're fucking pissed!

Grease up your bacon hole Dirty Piggy it's porkin time

bro thinks they arent all fucking cans LMAO

>>150226046
OH MY ALLAH ITS PORKIN TIME

>>150226051
You tried hidin' but ya stank ass bacon bussy and clitty were leakin' at the thought of a Jewdaddy.

>>150226037
Yup

>>150226034
I have to agree. Unfortunately, there’s never been a good fighter in the UFC.

spamz whipping out all the proxies this afternoon lawl

theres wonk nose conniving afoot

piggly wiggly

>>150226065
Your bacon clitty is spraying the pozzed Thaidaddy loads they deposited in your gape.

>>150226079
WHAT?!

>>150226063
tim silyvia was a champion

Ms. Raped-1 really tried hidin' from xer Spamdaddies KWAB!!!

>>150226064
It'll be really nice when he and the neet bong both disappear forever

>>150226088
He could probably still make it to the top 5 today.

>>150226098
Mad bitch.

>>150226062
LOL

This song is dedicated to Gustafson

One to three hit it!

When will I see youuu againnnn

>>150226103
I don't have to be mad to dislike mentally ill losers

Purple Toby is the pig pen's nickname for Saarcles BBC.

It's time for your daily breeding session piggies
Grease up your bacon holes

There’s levels to the game

>>150226109
But you are and turn on your monitor

We cannot follow them.

Ali is a terrorist informant snitch every single fighter managed by him deserves what's coming to them

>>150225736
>life and death with dookie dan's leftovers
>he's only fought thrice in 3 years after this
esentially, dilbert retired khamzat

>>150226112
Other than the post above I haven't said anything for ages. I've been eating and washing up for about an hour.

Told ya, obsessed you lot are. Told ya

>>150226029
he story lost to nate diaz and uncman

Get well soon everyone. Told ya

>>150226134
>uncmal
Lol

the later the fight goes the more it favors ddp

>>150226147
Piggy.

this place is cooked

>>150226147
Hungry for Khamdaddies pozzed load his bussy is quivering so hard

green out

KHAZMAT HAS CAUGHT THE SNIFFLES AND IS OUT OF THE MAIN EVENT PER ARIEL HELWANI

how will dricus make khamzat cry tonight

I’m new here. This general seems very homoerotic

>>150226154
Not as cooked as du porker

>>150226154
its just 2 people they're easy to ignore but nobody wants to talk about mma anyway

>>150226164
turn off your family groupchat

DDP will not lose

>>150226174
Sad little Du Piggy got PORKED by his mountain daddy

can't for wait for after du piggy has been utterly prolapsed and we can resume tomalaposting

Good morning sirs!

>>150226175
favorite fights this weekend that aren't the main event?

Khamzat wouldn't go 10 roudns with Strickland and he certainly wouldnt lose 6 of them

>>150226175
Ive been trying to incite discussion vis an vis the Two Straws Podcast for years here. Years. Fuck you bitch you never discussed shit with me pertaining to said podcast. Fuck you and fuck your mother. Fuck all you and fuck all your mothers. Except Sweden.

>>150226128
deep

reminder poofc added 2 tomato can battle royales on this card yesterday
khamzat is likely hours from pulling and they just had to add additional fights to compensate

Dricus is that mf nigga y'all wildin

>>150226190
CP vs Neal is a banger
Cannonier is going to fraud check mvp

mgs delta will heem

Dirty Diaper Piggy lost his homeland to Bantu dick daddies...

Look at how hangry dis fat lil' pigga is fo some Bantu dick daddies...

Good lil' piggy waitin' he turn to get spitroasted and he pork pulled...

I bet dis fat lil' pigga oink n squeal for a nigga REAL good...

>>150226202
most feminine? Fraid so, his bussy is already reserved for Kahmdaddy's pozzed load

>>150226192
Strickland was the guy who had to put Khamzat in his place when he was knocking out amateurs at Xtreme Couture. Khamzat is afraid of his Strickdaddy.

>>150226203
MVP was fraud checked back in Bellator

Khamzat is a Dota 2 enjoyer

>>150226214
I have it on good authority that Big Mog is the enforcer at Xtreme Couture

>>150226216
dota is haram

>>150226203
>CP vs Neal is a banger
Agreed
>Cannonier is going to fraud check mvp
Stop using this brain rot term, it makes you sound unintelligent. Also Cannonier is 45 years old with such mediocre footwork that he couldn't catch a linear blitzer like Whittaker. MVP is gonna style on him simply by being 10x faster & more agile wrt movement

>>150226215
Yea but now we have cazzies who think he's the goat cause he decisioned a blind muzzie and Trailblaze2ThaTop

>>150226232
"Dr. Manhattan" Kody Steele

how good is jared cannonier

Thee Kody "Soldier of God" Steele

>>150226232
Wrong. MVP is a speed merchant fraud and he's getting checked by a proper martial artist who can mix it up. People forget he was beating up Imavov in the clinch, mvp is getting bullied.

Kody "Fraud Check" Steele

>>150226232
Please stop talking about technique you are completely clueless

What did Kamaru mean by this?

>>150226227
what a disgusting disabled freak.

Ting-Ting Steele

Heh, so you know about technique, huh?
Tell me what the difference between a V step and an L step is

>>150226263
Don't sign your posts wearing PeRoevWade's Magodaddy load filled DDP (dirty diaper panties).

>>150226188
Good morning, B.

Friend simulating faggots
Wish I could spit in all your feces

>>150226271
every step i take is a W
every step you take is an L

Rodtang Steele

>>150226259
don't hate the player

>>150226271
l step is stepping forward with your left leg v step is scooting your butt on the floor akin to ice cream kron gracie

But can she do it with a dick in her?

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be Kody Steele

it's not gonna be close is it bros...

>>150226288
>wearing ufc merch in public as a fighter
cringe

>>150226304
No...it it will be an massasaar.......

>>150226304
Nope. That fighter is absolutely going to rape. You know which one I mean

Magodaddy will retire PeRoevWade

just how good is machado

Someone wins. Someone loses. Its the nature of the beast
- Me

accidentally closed the private window with all my porn tabs

2 bums keeping fluffy's belt warm

>>150226301
Hey man, get your own flair

>>150226319
Dricus right?

>>150226340
factual post I fear. Du Piggy and Cumsplat stand no chance against their Borralhodaddies and Flufflydaddies.

Talmbout Fluff Daddy?

FACT: every middlebum is a wet hole waiting to be spunked by their Zatdaddy

is dricus gonna win

nosekalaev

>ian garry is the greatest submission artist of all time
>but he lacks the strength to actually choke anyone out or break a limb
talk about a deal with the devil

hey guys insider here you heard it here first, cumrat is getting sick again during his weight cut and won't be fighting du pussy

>>150226175
I want to talk about MMA. You just don't pay attention.

What do you think about Artem Lobov?

>>150226251
we will find out shortly

>>150226340
This was sad to see. Was Chayanne there? I didn't see her

Dricus is a beast of a peach but Khamzat, man Khamzat is a peach of a beast.

keep an eye out for a kid named qannonier

>>150226405
crystals

>>150226426
the mustache is a great look

Keep an eye out for a kid called Coral Springs

>>150226338
RIP to all those pawg milfs

>>150226338
Brother it's not even noon yet on a Thursday get your shit together.

>>150226428
He look like a light skin stepdad

>>150226338
>>150226436
you guys don't wfh, lay in bed for 2 hours after hitting your 9:00am alarm, and get a morning wank in before starting the day?

>>150226439
I smoke a joint and go to work like an adult.

fucking ufc man
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1956031694428942353

>>150226450
fights getting cancelled left and right lmao

>>150226444
witnesséd
damn dawg wfh is a game changer. still commuting? most pain of yo lyfe
I'm getting some fire buds this weekend for the heems

>>150226450
They probably knew about this and green which is why new fights were added last minute

Yo just got so litty from a fat blunt of Super Buff Stank Cherry Kush my dudes!

>>150226450
noooooooo not THE daniil donchenko!!!!!

>>150226501
hell yeah playa!

is gordon ryan going to the CJI or not

>>150226507
he's retired

>>150226338
Ever since my girlfriend left me I've been going through these phases of watching porn and saving it to my phone, then a week later feeling immense disgust and shame which in turn impels me to delete all of my porn until I start downloading more again the next week. It's so fucked. I need to go to church.

>>150226128
championship rounds will look like this

Big Daddy's Sticky Icky just smoked that shit up was fucking dank!!!

>>150226523
why don't you just keep tabs open in incognito or get a desktop

>>150226531
I like looking at vertical phone resolution videos/pictures in the comfort of my bed and saving the ones I like for later use.

>>150226546
the fuck? y'all watch porn in vertical instead of full screen?

i've been hoarding porn since 2019 and it's finally gonna pay off thanks to trumpstein banning vpns and requiring IDs to protect israel

>>150226540
Yooooooo he's sooooooo high bro!!! He must've smoked up too much of that freaking wet Granzaddy Ganja Purp!!!

>>150225701
In another time, they would be lovers

>>150226553
Did she do her nose recently like Maycee Barber?

>>150226523
stop being into degenerate porn.
your hedonistic western lifestyle has rotted you from within.
it's no wonder mental illness is at an all time high and continues to rise in the west.

Take a seat bozo

>>150226553
how big is ur Asian folder

i have chills

Rogan

we can't do it

>>150226592
two chads

>>150226602
joe needs to put them on a diet
jesus

>>150226602
How often do super wealthy/famous but very short men think about their height? Daily surely

>>150226585
it's just big unsorted folders by years

>>150226626
No you just wear an epic as heck Japanese Elvis hoodie xD

>>150226626
roganetty is the most insecure nigga alive

>>150226567
I'm actually not even into anything too degenerate. Most of what I enjoy is just solo girl stuff. It's just that watching any porn at all makes me feel shame.

>>150226602
Imagine lifting every day and being roided out of your mind just to get mogged by two flabby bitches who sit on their ass eating all day kwab

that's pretty funny they gave dricus the cubs but leon murphy got the whitesox

>>150226567
you can't unpickle a cucumber
our punishment for our sins is to live like this

din and serra on joe 2day

>>150226652
is there some context to this hilarious instance a layman may be missing?

>>150226602
who are these bitches? i thought the right was bobby lee's ex before looking clearly

Schaub being dreadfully unfunny and completely incompetent as a comic, yet having the funniest story in cawrmedy over the last 10 years has to be the greatest Faustian narrative of the 21st century.

yanks, how come dave portnoy hasn't been gunned down on the street yet?

>>150226675
because your particular brand of autism and perspective does not reflect the will of the public

>>150226675
he has an entourage of 15-20 security guards on his dick 24/7

>>150226675
who?

Which black MMA fighter has a Sudowoodo build?

you can't pickle the dric

>>150226673
why did joe abandon bapa?

DDP by exploding heart technique

IM PICKLE DRIC

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

>>150226694
because Schaub is an insecure, unintelligent, nasty fuck who blew up Joe's spot about cheating on his wife, and tried to use Joe's name as an ace up his sleeve to bully other comics into "respecting" Schaub. he'd always threaten to have other comics blackballed from cawrmedy because his daddy is Joe Rogan. Joe got wind of this and realized Shlub is an immature loser retard and distanced himself
now Swab is crawling to Texas because he's got nothing else going on and he's begging Joe for forgiveness and another chance to rake in completely unearned millions lmao

it's definitely ufc ppv week

>>150226675
I don't care about him, I just want him to put on another Rough n Rowdy event.

>>150226476
No I refuse to do fake work, I demand to do blue collar work where I can develop tangible transferable skills. Even though it always pays less.

>>150226523
Ever since my wife left me I can't feel nothing, so I stuck my dick into The Blender just to feel something.

>>150226712
when you type up an essay of unrestrained seethe but end it with lmao to let everyone know youre not bothered

>>150226723
this is mega cope. just say you've got your comfort zone and that's that. no need to disparage others while also qualifying your own perceived inferiority ("it always pays less") to make it sound like you're doing something out of nobility or some other virtue. you're a blue collar guy and that's fine. be proud of it and at peace with it. you can never be those things if you have to view other types of work as less than due to your own deep-rooted fears of inadequacy

>>150226731
Yeah well whatever bud, enjoy your wfh or whatever porn addict freak

>>150226731
factual narrative != seethe

So don't say nobody talks MMA because when I start up you don't even engage. People just like to complain for the sake of complaining. We have a name for those kinds of people

>>150226728
Did you feel something?

it's now the officially scheduled time to discuss jessica adrade vs loopy

>>150226734
I most certainly shall, bruther

Faggots

>>150226744
Poopy being a betting favorite is legitimately insane. Some crazy odds on this card. Andrade and Murphy are both safe picks.

Can anyone smell that?

gang life

Can't wait for Luputa to get humbled. Not as much as I want it to happen to Valentina, she'll never fight Kayla though

smells like victory!

>>150226751
Murphy lost to Dan Ige

leon murphy finna find out they be levels boi

>>150226602
Who are the slampigs?

just looked into this Mel Gibson fellow. he's really opened my eyes about Jews.

i make $38 an hour it'll be $52 in 1.5 years or so can i get an office job in 2-3 years that pays that much

Gang life 35 year old man life. Imagine kek. South Americans boggle my mind, they can actually be as retarded as black people, sometimes even worse

>>150226776
I agree but Dan Ige isn't a Smellator bum "prawlspect" and Murphy still managed to steal a win from him.

>>150226746
What type of car do you drive, playa?

Lerone was getting held down by mr Finland

What is that smell? Yuck

>>150226789
of course. I bill out between $250-300/hr depending on the work/client
>>150226793
2020 Honda Accord

Jiri is mega-ass by the way, absolute bum got fraud checked by Poatan who got fraud checked by Big Ank.

Gooby was just removed from the roster

>>150226803
Lmao 2020 Honda Accord has gotta be the worst possible answer you're joking right?

>>150226803
what do you do!!?!?

K-1 is better than ufc.

>>150226815
nope. a Honda Pilot saved my life about ten years ago. I'm a Honda fan for life. my Accord is very reliable. I might get an Acura one day but that's it. all I want in a car is safety and reliability
>>150226821
litigation consultant (not a lawyer)

>>150226734
He's been crying all week about how he has no friends to blow out his back in Manhattan

>>150226800
Sorry. I dropped a stinky Du Piggy in my Akalaturd.

Yeah brother I work from home but I own a modern fwd 4 banger commuter shit box with no practicality. 2020 so it's full of computer bullshit like auto start stop and seatbelt alarms. Plus you know it's still used and clapped out 2nd owner crap anyways for muh value. Bro making payments on a used Honda rip.

>>150226841
Ethered his faggot ass

>>150226841
none of that is true except the year/tech. what I'm taking away from this that you have a much older car that you consider superior because it doesn't have "computer bullshit"

>>150226834
Kek you're the same bitch crying for someone to move to Florida with you

>>150226841
Bodied that freak ran him off the road then circled back and T-Boned his shit full speed with my Dodge Ram 3500 dully.

>>150226815
What's wrong with that? I'm sure he/she is happy with ut

>>150226849
I would never move to FL unless I got paid insanely well and could buy a mansion on some island
>>150226855
you can tell a lot about a person if they judge you on your car. it's the auto version of wearing badly made clothes plastered with Gucci and LV logos

Piglet status??

>>150226865
Yeah you said you had no friends to go to Florida with before you started crying about going to Manhattan and having no friends to watch MMA and blow out your back

WE will knock chama out this time

When I pull up with my 2020 Honda Accord (used) and that automatic transmission tells that 2 liter VTEC to engage buddy we could even reach highway speeds.

>>150226872
you're confusing people. maybe spend less time here. my dream retirement is west coast on a ton of alpine land with fresh meadows, pure water, and vista views

"He's dangerous..... I'm intrigued...."
- every hot woman ever, talking about me.

>>150226869
Brunson taking your back lol lmao even

spammy & friends seem to be in permaseethe mode

>>150226865
Anon is probably a Sean O'Malley type weirdo

>>150226881
I didn't say anything about a retirement home so you just exposed yourself gayboy LMAO

>>150226901
reminds me of financially struggling dudes renting a basement in bad neighborhoods while leasing a Benz or BMW to park out front lol

I'm going to buy 1000 dollars worth of goyslop in New York city soon does anyone wanna visit my 3 star hotel room and blow my back out?

>>150226878
chama and cory have negative aura. brutal aura mog by the champions

>>150226904
that's what a lot of people go to FL to do, so I assumed. I like FL but would never want to live there. also one of my best friends lives in Tampa so I'm definitely not the guy who's sad about having no one to go to FL with

>>150226919
Florida is a 3rd world shithole with no redeeming qualities. Even the beaches suck. Trust me playa, I would know I live here.

>>150226919
You can go to AGPensacola and fish Dirty diaper Tyla’s DDPond

Dricus heems, heil Hitler

>>150226947
I don't mind it. Miami is full of beautiful women and has decent food and great nightlife. I really liked West Palm Beach and parts of northern FL that are quiet with beautiful, white-sand beaches. I also want to do the whole Keys thing.

>>150226956
True the fishing is good at least.

>>150226430
i had videos i had never seen before open. was gonna use them this weekend during the prelims when the fights got too boring or if i need to calm myself down because of all the bets i have going

>>150226436
>>150226439
>>150226444
waking and baking is horrible. early morning smoking will ruin a morning. like, im gonna be having my coffee and then schaubing on the till, and weed will make that a horrible experience. better to just wake up at 9, log in and go back to bed, get up around 9:30, browse heem and then have a morning fap and start actually working at 10

>>150226523
ur just going thru it, also mobile fapping sucks. just keep a private window open

>>150226959
I'm afraid Du Piggy will have his bacon bussy prolapsed just like lil H in 1945 I fear

>>150226553
i tried downloading siterips but the torrents were so slow i got annoyed and stopped

>>150226909
Kek

>be mountain muslim fan
>post the most gay shit ever on /heem/
what's the correlation and causation of such phenomenon?

does anyone here actually want kumpiss to win this weekend?

>>150226985
More like I want Du Piggy to lose more than Cumsplat to win

>>150226985
no idea what a kumpiss is i don't understand internet brain rot but here are my picks
>chimaev
>pico
>prates
>page
>asakura
i hope that answers ur q

If you actually enjoy Miami than you and I simply cannot see eye to eye. Fucking disgusting!

>>150227011
who doesn't like plastic fuckdolls? no one says you gotta marry them

>>150227002
Umm you stop my picks would you mind altering them

>>150227002
muslim detected

Dicksuck "Stiffcocks" Du Penis

>>150227030
incorrect but why do you care what background a fighter has. if ur rooting for ddp just cuz hes white just remember that hed fuck ur girlfriend and stuff you into a locker and mercilessly bully you until you killed urself if u guys were the same age and went to the same high school. he doesn't care that ur white you'd still be the beta male in his environment so idk why you care if he's white

>>150227050
I actually like khamzat but I will always choose a someone else over a muslim, the religion is fucked and poison to the human race. I am neutral with this fight but it will be a banger. They would both fuck my girlfriend kek

If you honestly think that Khamzat is going to win, you're as smart as the lil joe rogan

Whose Aaron Pico?

>>150226919
Hahaha you like your friends shrooms gayboy?

If I can’t imagine both fighters spitroasting my girlfriend while I watch from the corner then I’m not interested

>>150227076
>>150227078
this reminds me a lot of the khabib/mcgregor and oliveira/makhachev seethe. you guys too focused on emotional fandom and not skill

>>150227085
Exqueeze me?

Today I will remind them

>>150227122
Yeah we know muzzies cheat, that’s why we are rooting against them

>>150227122
lmao these morans really been at it for 6 years and still not learning lol

>>150227122
Brazilians are fairweather fans so them boying Shartles Olives makes sense because they're retarded by nature. Everyone else though has no excuse.

DDP by decision.

>>150227091
dudes a freak and will probably win, doesn't change the fact they rape women

Ilia kills both doebeit

>>150227147
isn't ur president indian? ireland is still fine. i'm black and want to visit dublin. you have a problem with that too?

>>150227158
I discriminate against religion not color, you can come visit /b/ organize a time and I will come heem you

>>150227169
why u wanna heem me tho let's heem a guinness instead

50 million picograms coursing through me rn

DDP by whatever this is

>>150227083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX54Z4qm3oI

DDP by whatever this is

>>150227176
its a deal

>>150227166
Charles by murder

So how did I get this Paramount+ crap? I don't even own a TV anymore and I definitely didn't have cable when I did have one. It's not the 90's why didn't they try harder for the Netflix deal. I've got a feeling this is going to be a whole palaver

DDP by pullying crucifix

DDP by snapping ratlips neck

>>150227190
each country's distribution/broadcast deal is gonna be diffy my matey. you will still have everything on TNT or wherever until they renegotiate. I think that UK broadcast deal is up in 2026 or 27

this but khamzat hits the back of his head and goes out cold

>>150227107
You sucked your friends shroom

>>150227190
How do you not already have paramount plus? Their catalogue is stacked

Dan Ige would have been FW champ if Nicksick hadn't trained him wrong as a joke.

is Ava Addams the wmma heavyweight GOAT? cuz she mos deffffff got some heavy weights nah'm sayin ahahahahahahahaha

There’s a good chance this fight ends in a draw
10-8 KC
10-9 KC
9-10 DDP X3

>>150227122
Levels

I love Charles' story and his LW run has been fucking amazing. Legend of the game. I hope he is an inspiration to millions of Brazilian youth.

Joey, Lucas, Bedtime, and theWeasle are picking chimaev
guru and fartfairy picked dricus.....,........

10-8 Ratlip
9-10 DDP
9-10 DDP
9-10 DDP
9-10 DDP

>>150227245
who the fuck are any of these people. who's Khabib picking? who's TJ Dillashaw picking? he's the only guy that gives unbiased no bullshit assessments

>>150227245
Fightfairy picked Khamdaddy you lying sack of shit. She literally said DDP doesn't even have a chance

heem is picking DDP

heembedded is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUeofjrPPM4

>>150227224
Angela White sheems her

>>150227275
to win the prolapsed anus contest

>>150227255
Tj Dillashaw? Talmbout that jaxxon cohost? Idgaf i only listen to the experts

I'll do one set of picks where I pick Chimaev and one set of picks where I pick Dricus

Conor ruebusch picked Dricus

>>150227275
no, you and a select few other very loud mentally ill posters are picking DDP. run a poll and see what heem actually thinks

prelims start at 1am here, fuark

bet the farm on DDP it's going to decision

Khamzat subs DDP in r1
Ankalaev heems Pereira in r2
Merab decisions Sandhagen 49-46, 49-46 and 50-45

>>150227293
>poll
rigged by russians just like the election was.

>>150227293
Phenomenal idea
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVva1DnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVva1DnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVva1DnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVva1DnO

This is going to be the first PPV I show my GF. She’s trans, how do you think she will like it?

>>150227314
>>150227293
are we picking with our heart or our mind?

>>150227314
ip logger

>>150227321
pick like you got money on it

>>150227317
Mine grunts and says she has to use the bathroom whenever the khamzat fight is on

i'm trans and i'm picking cumdaddy idk if that matters

strickland has given tremendous false hope to any fighter who thinks they can get to the end of a 5th round against dricus. anyone who doesn't match both his striking defense and cardio just isn't going to make it.

>>150227317
>she

Du Piggy has no fans nor does anyone think she will win i fear....

>>150226878
big ank by brutal ear mog

Du Plessis fans are too smart to use the Strawpoll IP logger I'm afraid

more like Big Piggy. Big Piggy Shartkalaev

NOOOOOOOO YOU'VE LOGGED MY IP

>>150227375
I wanna come to country so fken bad breh

>>150227359
Dricus hardly survived his first "fight" with Stricklord. Bro gets one of hte worst robberies ever then flukes a win over washed izzy and staph strickland and bdscels start leakin

>>150227368
there's only 8 of us here? mma is dead.

>>150227122
Forgive the hue**kes, it must be so painful to have no good fighters left

>>150227400
Why does no one give strickland credit? there is no in in middle weight right now besides DDP and Khamzat who would beat him. He is unironically the ultimate test of as fight because he goes like a junkyard dog

NOOO YOU HEEMED MY IP WHAT SHALL I DO NOW

>>150227400
strickland couldn't heem dricus if dricus stood there with his hands behind his back for an hour straight. he has striking defense and cardio and a good jab.

>>150227416
>Why does no one give strickland credit?
probably because he always yaps about fighting to the death and having war before tepidly fighting between a jab for 5 rounds

>>150227213
I told you, I don't watch tv

>>150227416
Izzy rapes him in the rematch

does Canada have healthy posture?

Only 16

OOOOOOOOOH

https://youtube.com/shorts/E3iY6sCDaLo?si=IdTp1RqPLs4CAsaT

mma scientists have approximated the outcome

>>150227441
Kek no way, izzy is absolutely flushed. Also who the fuck even wants this fight? I will be fucking pissed if it happens (ill be mega pissed if its a main and not a co-main)

Gilbert won that fucking fight we saw a Chechen buck get broken live

>>150227455
that was very sad to watch. older chick looks like she got ptsd in that last shot

>>150227478
soft pusy

>>150227491
I mean sad like pathetic you dork

>>150227455
>/shorts/
sorry but you arent getting my ip

>>150227500
shut up pusy

yeah it's over

>>150225629 (OP)
To be competitive with Khamzat, you need to be an elite grappler. Does that sound like it describes DDP?

>>150227455
>16
OOOOOOOHHHHH

Dricus via heel hook from the crucifix position

what do we think of Kham's BJJ coach?

https://www.bjjheroes.com/bjj-fighters/alan-finfou-do-nascimento-wiki

>>150227523
He proved his grappling chops after his war with Derek Brunson. Never count dricus out.

asakura vs elliott to kick off the card is a delicious yummy treat

Following them we cannot.

>>150227523
isn't he meant to be a god-tier bjj grappler?
can we compare this fight to shartles and arman?

>>150227551
you think Asakura can win if Tim makes it all messy and funky and keeps forcing Asakura into scrambles and clinches and keeps him working?

This dude really still trying to push that lame ass AI shit here newsflash lil bro redit is down the hall and to the left

>>150227455
>16
Prime Latinas are kino

list of fighters I dont listen to/read news about because they dont matter

> mcnuggets
> dicksuck bones
> arman 'whines weekly fights bi annually'
> strickraped
> omalley (completely washed, wont be in top 5 in a year)
> rufus
> caio 'social media diva who is retarded on purpose' for clicks
> shavcuck

anyone else i should blacklist?

>>150227564
Elliott is obviously a tune up fight for Kai, should be a demolition job

>>150227593
But it could easily become Talbott vs Barcelona

>>150227593
Tim Elliott and demolition job don't belong in the same sentence. He gave mighty mouse one of his toughest fights.

>>150227593
Tim has never been KO'd despite fighting a lot of opponents with heavy hands, and Asakura has next to no grappling chops and hasn't submitted anyone even on the regional level in 10 years. It's a trap fight until such time as Asakura makes it clear that it's not.

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/13664-timothy-elliot

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/58234-kai-asakura

>>150227577
yeah the rest of the roster

>>150227607
I never said he would win, just that it SHOULD be if Kai is anywhere near as good as he thinks he is
>>150227611
Says more about DJ and his "strength" of competition, FLW even now is overrated

like charles vs arman if charles was a complete tank and mentally unbreakable and it's 5 rounds

Rich boys like Arman cry like a bitch when they get hit

DJ is technically very good but has always been overrated. His level of comp is pretty terrible outside of Joe B, Cejudo (who beat him in his prime) and Dodson. He got thrown around by Dom Cruz of all people, who is pillow-fisted and weak. We have seen plenty of champs move up since then and do much better.
DJ is good. He is not GOAT-tier just because he's the size of a spidermonkey and moves nimbly.

McGregor is out of the UFC for good. Think paramount wanted him gone?

>>150227647
40 year old Tim Elliott is still sending contenders back thoughever... Flyweight was always top tier.

>>150227620
I could see Elliott winning, I just don't think it vindicatee a loss for Asakura. If you're elite, you should be decisively beating the likes of Tim Elliott. That was how I knew Mokaev was a bum.

>>150227682
Daddykaev choked that piglet albeit

>>150227682
That's the thing—I'm not all that sure Asakura is elite. He suffered bad losses in RIZIN already and then got run through like a hot knife to butter in his UFC debut.

>>150227674
>always
Now I know you're trolling, Johnson's best win outside of Gooch and Cejudo was Benavidez who's biggest claim to fame is banging Olivi.

dricmonster lets the mask slip
https://x.com/OnPointMMA/status/1956058747366989909

>>150227703
He didn't even beat a good Guchi or Cejudo, both were very green and improved tremendously afterwards. His best wins are Joe B and Dodson.

>>150227703
Just because flyweight had even less name value back then doesn't mean the nonames weren't good. Use your eyes blud.
Bet you're the same type who thinks Jon Jones faced a MURDERERS ROW of flabby middleweights in 2010 because they were stars.

>>150227641
usman is an arrogant racist but hes always got something smart to say about fights

>>150227478
I know, it's not good. Just came up in my recommendations somehow. We do they even do this, approval from some dumb Mexican guys I guess. Lose lose

>>150227727
You're absolutely trolling if you're trying to discount Bones' legend killer run. Look at all of their records before he fought them and what most if not all of them went on to do after he fought them.

>>150227532
Eloev isn't 16

>>150227740
Look at them fight. Look at them stand next to modern LHWs. They weren't good.
Their records shine in the prehistoric era amongst other fossils yes.

>>150227731
How is Usdaddy racist? He lays down BBC on any pink piglet who squeals for it

>>150227523
Alright buddeh?

>>150227702
I don't think he is either, I could see Elliott pulling off a Magnyesque fraud check. I think Taira and Nakumura are the only good Jap prospects right now. I just recently rewatched his first fight with Kape and I know Royal, Van or Moreno would destroy him. I could even see KKF heeming him.

>>150227760
He supported Trump

>>150227754
I watched them fight and I watched Jones run through 3-4 generations of fighters. If you're going to use the eye test on them, apply it to Jon as well. He was an absolute God-tier fighter.
>>150227766
Agreed on both, but I also still have hope for Tsuruya. I wish we had seen Mikuru Asakura train at an American gym and fight in the UFC in his prime. He was so smooth.

>>150227731
He'll be a good coach eventually

>>150227770
wtf? now he's based

>>150226671
Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, comediennes

>>150227718
I concur
>>150227727
I think Jon's resume is overrated as well but it's certainly leagues better than Johnson's and it's not even a debate really. Why are you so disingenuous?

>>150227780
He's absolutely elite but has been graded on a curve by virtue of fighting in a barren wasteland of talent.
Name Jon's 3 best wins outside of DC

>>150227799
Gane
Gus 1
Vitor

>>150227799
Gane, Gus, glover

Du piglet status? PORKED

>>150227799
uhh, uh, shogun, uh, chael, umm, uhhhhhh, dc, fuck

>>150227791
The "nobodies" DJ fought ala Dodson, Benavidez, Bagautinov, Elliott are comprehensively more skilled in damn near every facet of MMA than the pride era specialists and bar room brawlers that Jon made his legacy off of.
Even in that era the little guys did the right things, they mixed the striking, the grappling, the wrestling so fluidly. Far less wasted movements despite pushing astronomically higher paces. Bigger star =/= better name

>>150227812
>>150227814
do fights that were carefully hand selected (bon gamin) count?

>>150227799
Reyes, Dominic, The Athlete

Bobby "King" Green

>>150227799
Gus 1 (albeit he arguably lost)
Shogun
Teixeira

Wilt Chamberlain is THE GOAT because he trashed plumbers back in the 80s!
My grandpappy said them plumbers were badasses!!!

>>150227851
Nobody mentioned Fedor

>>150227829
All of what the little squirts did is equalized by the fact none of them had power that anyone had to be aware of. People always forget this part. It's just an inherently less dangerous fight because the risk of having your lights shut off from any one strike is MULTIPLE orders of magnitude less. You manlet lovers never consider how much this changes the complexion and drama of a fight, and it's why big men will always rule no matter how much the tiny ninjas spin around like beyblades.
>>150227831
Look at the betting odds leading up to it. Gane was one dumb heel hook attempt away from remaining undefeated going into it. He afterwards continued to beat competition, even wrestlers like Spivak who is a huge 6'5 and very strong. Let's see how Tom does against him in comparison.

what the heck is wrong with this guy? he's a psycho or something
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1956049836802715682

>>150227781
>>150227796
yo, speaking of, what the fuck was up with his brother? I know that being family doesnt mean youre just gonna be good but god fucking damn that guy was mid.

>>150227860
I'm not a flyweight simp I just hate jon jones. Keep coping with your mandrama shit, in reality lightweight and welterweight have been the marquee divisions for a decade now. Both in terms of casual and commercial interest.

>>150227831
One of the main criticisms of Jon is all his opponents were smaller and older than him so you kinda have to put the one bigger and younger guy on there

>>150227878
None of what I said is mandrama, if you're gonna be rude then at least don't be a retard doing it. Tension in sports is the reason any of us watch anything. There is much more tension (drama) in big men fights.
I like all the divisions right now except LHW and HW. HW is absolutely fucking dire and LHW is not far behind, though Ankalaev has at least 6-7 people he can beat up. HW needs an emergency dose of depth.

>>150227873
He was a roided up HW so the ceiling was never high to begin with, genetics can only take you so far

>>150227861
If you are not fighting to kill you are not a real one.

>>150227861
You’re not a heemer. You wouldn’t understand m.

>>150227890
You were rude first by calling me a manlet lover. Suck it fag this convo is over not reading your shit.

Is there a non-pozzed reason to not support of fighters union?

>>150227908
Alright, I take it back. I'm not gonna suck it though, that's gay. Let us call a truce in our mutual disdain for modern day HW.

>>150227910
This is gross. I'm a Trump supporter but this is right out of the fascist playbook.

>>150227917
Fair enough

>>150227918
what about it is textbook fascism, anon?

>>150227941
Sportswashing

>>150227949
u hwut?

>>150227941
Gain some media literacy and you’ll understand

>>150227569
13 thougheveralbeitson

>>150227910
What is that thing on the left?

new

>>150228005
>>150228005
>>150228005

>>150228011
Too early bitch

>>150228014
fuck sorry, ill delete

>>150227988
Laura Trump. Don's daughter in law. A future president.

Non early NEW
>>150228018
>>150228018

>>150228018
>>150228018

>>150227229
levels dont exist

>>150225629 (OP)
tgest