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Manchester City are considering hijacking Chelsea's move for RB Leipzig's 22-year-old Netherlands winger Xavi Simons
>Brighton will demand more than £100m for Carlos Baleba after Manchester United expressed an interest in the 21-year-old Cameroon midfielder
Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund is more open to leaving Manchester United this summer as AC Milan try to negotiate a loan deal with an option to buy
>Manchester City have added Monaco's Maghnes Akliouche to their list of targets and will rival Bayer Leverkusen for the signature of the 23-year-old French winger
Roma are in talks with Aston Villa over a deal for Leon Bailey but have yet to make a formal bid for the 28-year-old Jamaica winger, who is also attracting interest from Besiktas and Saudi Pro League clubs
>Fulham are willing to break their transfer record of £34m to sign Shakhtar Donetsk's 22-year-old Brazilian winger Kevin
Southampton have made a second counter-offer to Everton for Tyler Dibling after rejecting three bids from the Toffees for the 19-year-old England Under-21s winger
>Manchester United expect Chelsea to bid for Alejandro Garnacho, but the Blues hope to get the 21-year-old Argentina winger for significantly less than United's asking price of £50m
Nice are advancing in talks with Crystal Palace over a deal for 27-year-old French forward Odsonne Edouard.
>Bayern Munich have offered £52m, add-ons and a share of any resale for Germany striker Nick Woltemade, but Stuttgart are demanding £65m.

quality thread

Konate
Liverpool > Real Madrid
Free transfer

>>150224100
didn't see this earlier as i logged out of 4chan after posting the city third kit. as a concept it can't really be beaten, i just don't like blackout kits (or any colour for that matter) as they look like a shit £12 JJB sports kit from any distance, especially when the name + numbers are the opposite colour

Chelsea fans (rentboys) would love an all-black kit but it would basically be camouflage for the players

>Eddie Howe on Alexander Isak fiasco:
>"It's not been healthy for us, I'm not denying that. The situation is ongoing, but we'll have to find a way without him. I think morale was certainly affected early on during preseason. But over time there's been an acceptance we've got to make the best of it."

There is a topspur fan in the other threads unironically telling another topspur fan that spurs fans are happy about bottling a 2-0 lead.

>>150226409
i have analysed this post carefully and concluded with the utmost certainty that you are the false flagging "spurs fan" (arsewog)

>>150226409
North London is copiumland. Why are you surprised?

>>150226243
you actually think they're gonna pay all that, m8? they're not

>>150226409
It is not possible to talk about Spurs in isolation, ever.

is it true that when arsenal play chelsea they both sing about tottenham? that cant be true can it

>>150226419
Yes I too believe falseflagging Spurs fans would refer to them as "Topspur"

>Jacob Ramsey has just arrived in Newcastle on a private jet to complete his £39M + £4M move from Aston Villa. He will start his medical tonight.
The Isak replacement is here

>>150226443
>arsenal
>chelsea
>singing
kek

>>150226447
the analysis takes everything into account dont worry mentally-deficient rentboy

>>150226472
Laughing it up in your smelly bedroom are you mate
Up until 8am again?

>>150226485
arsewog what are you on about lmao

>Wrexham have signed Wales international Nathan Broadhead from Ipswich Town on a deal which could eventually be worth £10m.
lol, wrectum ripped off big time there

>>150226462
>having both Wilock and knock Wilock in the same team
Bold strategy from Howe

>>150226243
>they understood every strong team have gotten a pricey DMF
they're going full "fake it till you make it" season

lads, does anyone know the lyrics to the arsenal chant that's a rip off of Liverpool's "we've conquered all of europe" one? I figured it was maybe about conquering something, but as far as I know, Arsenal have won less trophies in 7 years than Crystal Palace has in the last 6 months.

>>150226543
We won the league at Anfield,
We won it at the lane,
Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford,
No one can say the same,
Mikel Arteta’s army,
We’re Arsenal through and through,
We’ll sing it in the North Bank,
And in the Clock End too.
Allez Allez Allez,
Allez Allez Allez,
Allez Allez Allez,
Allez Allez Allez...

Having to take out any mentions to Europe as well just makes this even funnier

>>150226543
We meme on arteta but he's won far more than that. An fa cup and like 3 or 4 community shields. Palace have won am fa cup and a community shield.

>>150226574
After spending how much?

>>150226572
That is very very funny. Half the song dedicated to "we'll sing this song" lmao

>>150226574
Arsenal have won the same amount of trophies in the last 7 years as Palace has won in the last 3 months. That's a fact.

>>150226584
Less than spurs

>>150226595
Arteta has 3-4 trophies in 5 years. Palace won 3-4 trophies in 3 months? Damn thats more than spurs have won in 40 years lmao

>>150226574
>like 3 or 4 community shields
Ah so this is the reason for the "Community Shield winner usually doesn't win the league" stat? Arsenal have been snatching them all up

>>150226627
>Less than spurs
Europa > FA tho

>>150226627
Arteta in the last 5 years has won 1 trophy. The FA Cup. The same amount of trophies as Palace. The charity shield is not a trophy. It never has been a trophy.

>>150226627
AW every post you make is nothing but seethe its sad m8

not so fast Crystal Palace fans

Why are spurs fans sperging out? You bottled it just let it go

Atrocious thread, need the footy back

>>150226647
sure thing AW

>>150226633
Current europa is far easy to win than the fa when they stopped CL teams being relegated to europa. At best you'll end up playing 8th place in the Norwegian league in the europa semis going forward, just like spurs did.

>>150226661
Why didn't Arsenal win the Europa when they got battered by Olympiakos and Villareal?

calm down arsewog maybe win a trophy if you want to play in a super cup

>>150226669
olympiacos and villareal are far, far better than whoever the fuck bodo/glimt is

>>150226409
Or they just don’t care about pre-season friendlies like any other sane person does

>>150226678
uhh...

>>150226700
>doesn't even have a badge on google

KEK

Whoever said Sandy watch was going to an Indonesian team last thread you were wrong and my prediction was right

>>150226330
they really should sell him now if they can bring in Guehi

i today found out that spurs have the same amount of titles as burnley so the opening fixture is actually a derby in a way

>>150226700
>bodo dash glimt
such a stupid name

>>150226811
more slash innit

take it, no one's paying more for the fatso

feeling an Arse treble this year lads

>>150226916
is that what you call it in australia? we just say buggery

>>150226916
Most people have them favourites for the league. Cup comps are debateable.

>>150226932
>Most people
that would be selection bias or in common parlance your algorithm

>>150226952
i'm talking about people like goldbridge, DR sports pundits and those online personalities.

Benjamin Sesko scored 16 goals in today's training game

>>150226708
Quite literally nobody cares.

>>150227004
Ok now score with a keeper in goal

lukaku just got injured in a pre-season friendly! liverpool will have to look elsewhere if they're still looking for even more players to buy this summer

A new low for sports journalism when training goals are individually counted and reported on

>>150227032
It was you who said it and he was right so just apologise ok

>>150227032
>>150227108
Okay go to website

>>150227095
Look at the giga brain on the guy on the left

The owners have absolutely ripped the heart and sovl out of the club. This ruthlessness will not go unpunished by the footballing Gods. Liverpool to have a disastrous season is my prediction. This is how the universe works. Metaphysics n sheeittt innit.

>>150227150
Forgot to include image

>>150226964
>>150226952
>>150226932
Surely those predictions from rival fans are meant to curse the club, right?

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
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52m
Alexander Isak plans remain clear: no intention to be part of the squad against Aston Villa, same against Liverpool next week.

Isak keeps rejecting new deal approaches as his clear desire remains to join Liverpool asap.

>>150227207
Even the most moderate geordie must surely want to see him flayed alive by now

>>150227163
What the fuck is a taffa?

>>150227264
Geordies are a cowardly folk, they will no doubt be kissing the boots of scousers when they play them in a couple weeks

Geordie Bastard will ignore this

>>150227272
Taffarel? Idk

>>150227264
they unironically think they can sell him to Real Madrid or Barcelona next summer

Deluded (as I know it isn't all of them) Scousers need not apply but what should Newcastle do with Isak?

how much do you suppose they charge for this butter chicken grilled cheese toastie at Ipswich Town?

>>150227316
They should sell him to Liverpool for €100m + add ons and buy Beto

>>150227330
200 Rupees

>>150227316
idk but if you let a player get away with treating you like this that doesn't set a good precedent

just let him rot on the side until he comes crawling back imo

>>150227311
Maybe it's Trent?

>>150227316
They need to get Wissa or SOMEONE over the line and then accept Liverpool's inevitable 115m offer
It can't go on forever

>>150227350
they could refuse to let him play elsewhere whilst also refusing to pay his wages
the saudis have the money unlike just about any other club to hold this up in court for years just to make a point if they wished

>>150227316
At this point just sell him. It's hanging over the whole club, and i'm sure other players are sick of it too.

Yes he's a great player, but he's also injury prone, and they can use the money to strengthen the squad.

>>150227207
he needs to fix up because he's not going to get his move away unless he pays the 40m difference from his own pocket. he's isolating himself for no reason in a world cup season where his biggest national team rival just joined one of the premier league favourites and will be banging in goals for fun. going awol doesn't help isak at all.

>>150227369
>getting no money for Isak, getting nobody to replace him, bombing out of the CL again, finishing mid table because the squad is too weak to handle the extra fixture load and get fucked by psr for another few years because of it
not sure making a point is worth all that

>>150226572
Embarrassing they can't even come up their own chant

>>150227330
Corr

>>150227349
Oh wow this rat learned Spanish the whole time?!

Who do we reckon Howe will try to have break Salah’s leg when Newcastle play Liverpool?

>>150227349
Yeah Taffarel apparently hi

>>150227316
Make him suffer. Genuinely no way whatsoever he sits sulking for 3 years.

>>150227450
Oh right, their gk coach. Fair enough. I kept thinking it was a player.

Too much being made of the World Cup thing. Sweden have 6 World Cup qualifiers to play before before the end of November.
If Isak performs in them there's no reason they won't pick him to go to the World Cup, even if Newcastle don't cave in January and he doesn't play another game for them.

>>150227445
Seem to recall Salah doing absolutely FUCK ALL in the League Cup final so I doubt Howe is losing sleep

.

Been at the lido again

>>150227499
his national team form has been atrocious, he's in the national team off the back of his premier league form. if he isn't playing in the premier league his chances of getting into the national team diminish quickly especially when you have wonderkids like kusi-asare coming through who can easily start over isak.

EXCL: Nottingham Forest in process of agreeing £37.5m fee with Ipswich Town for Omari Hutchinson. Personal terms no issue. #NFFC + 21yo #ITFC playmaker both still have other options so transfer not done - but ready pending final decisions
@TheAthleticFC

>>150227545
>wonderkids like this guy who's never played a senior league game before

>>150227595
he played against spurs the other day and banged in a wonder goal

>>150227545
Isak got 6 goals in 10 games in 24-25 for Sweden, idk where you get "atrocious" from

>>150227503
Surely Newcastle have to get revenge though.
>>150227505
>Odegaard
>taking pictures
Please don’t post it

>>150227627
Revenge for what? Poocastle are just too stupid to realize that Liverpool buying their best player is a good thing

>>150227640
Newcastle are open to selling him as soon as Liverpool pay the price he's worth.

>>150227316
You can't let him stay. He's locker room cancer. You can either eat a massive loss and have him rot with the kids for a year, or just sell him now. The first does send a message, but it's beyond idiotic for a club struggling with PSR to financially cripple themselves just to spite one singular player. The only logical option is to sell. They have to.

>>150227661
Poocastle are too stupid to realize the price he's worth

>>150227626
and now check how many goals the "inferior" and "overhyped" got. if gyokeres is shit for scoring more and more regularly, then yes isak form is atrocious. gyokeres scored like 4 goals in a single game.

>>150227678
Almost. Liverpool thought they could get him for whatever they wanted if they just unsettled him enough and got the media to help. This didn't happen and all it's resulted in is Isak being frozen out and you seething.

>>150227686
>the Assassin of Azerbaijan

>>150227505
I feel like this whole scanning thing was seen as a meme until everyone started actually noticing players doing it. Not the concept of scanning but the word for it.

>>150227207
top kek
this transfer window has been kino

>>150227692
damn, how many goals did isak score against them? must have been at least 5 right?

>>150227686
It's true. Gyökeres is the better player. He always outperforms Isak when they play together.

>>150227708
don't tell isak bumlickers that. they think him hiding away from the first team will somehow not affect him at all. he's not even first choice for sweden. but again, don't tell them that or they'll sperg out.

>>150227316
You have to bite the bullet. He'll pollute the rest of the squad with his attitude. Being binned off to the U21s for asking to leave will make every upcoming prospect avoid Newcastle for fear of their career being held hostage. And the longer they don't sell him, the lower their odds of getting good strikers in at all because who wants to join Newcastle to play second fiddle to a guy who doesnt even want to be there?

if anything not playing for Poocastle means Isak will be fresh for the World Cup

>>150227390
>in a world cup season
People keep saying this like it means anything at all. His position in the NT is secure. I feel like a lot of people who say this think that he and Gyokeres are competing for the 9 position, but they're not. Gyokeres is the Swedish 9 and Isak plays as a 10. A year rotting on the bench won't affect Isak's chances of starting every single match for Sweden.

>>150227688
liverpool thought that buying newcastle's obvious isak replacement will somehow force them to sell isak. probably the dumbest move i've witnessed. isak would've most likely already signed for liverpool by now had they not bought ektike. biggest fumble in modern football transfer history.

>>150227534
Any clunge

I can see Isak being frozen out for the season and joining Arsenal next season. No secret Arsenal were the first to want him, since last season actually. I reckon they'll go back for him.

>>150227821
Very plausible. All we know for sure is he will never play for Newcastle again and if they want to sell him they must sell to a Premier League club

>>150227838
>if they want to sell him they must sell to a Premier League club
How come?

>>150227729
Mad he's so desperate to leave, but hasn't put in a transfer request. I'm also not sure how anyone who signed for the first team would be playing second fiddle to a player in the U21s.

>>150227923
Transfer request forfeits the multimillion loyalty bonus. Why give up millions when you dont need to?

>>150227867
Apparently Newcastle are intent on receiving a price that reflects his worth. Real Madrid don't pay market price, Barcelona are broke and PSG galactico era is over. It's Premier League or nothing, may as well get it over with.

>>150227821
After just getting Gyok? He'd have to flop pretty bad + they'd have to find a club to offload him to

>>150227970
I doubt Havertz has a future at Arsenal after this season. Jesus too.

>>150227973
reinvesting the Elanga money wisely

Can't wait until Utd get battered at home by Sunderland

>>150228025
I dunno i'm pretty sure a bunch of Newcastle fans have murdered people in the past 100 years

Nottingham Forest have opened talks with Juventus regarding a potential move for Douglas Luiz

Sky Sports News understands that two Premier League clubs have submitted bids for the midfielder, which are currently under consideration

>>150228025
Sure. Just don't get mad when he pulls the same shit to go to Real Madrid in 2 years.

>>150228025
1/3 finals won is so shit lmao

meanwhile in head to head finals

>>150228025
Liverpool supporters convicted of shagging a seagull: 0

Newcastle supporters convicted of shagging a seagull: 1

Always rated La Liga. PL teams should do better.

>>150228025
wow...volumes

>>150228197
Thought he was a Brighton fan?

>>150228025
I checked that lad's account and it is MONTHS of nonstop tweeting about Liverpool. Hundreds of tweets a day lol

>>150227935
Gotcha. Thanks.

>>150228249
There was a "fulham fan" who did the same and it ended up being an Arsenal fan falseflagging

>>150227499
Isak will be a Liverpool player this window

>>150227933
>loyalty bonus
>sulks until you let him break his contract
>loyalty
always makes me laugh

>>150228249
What's different about his tweets and what we see on /sp/ now? This obsession with Newcastle is getting a little worrisome. No one ever cared this much before until all this fake and gay transfer propaganda.

Who is the best Spanish player in the Premier League. Whites only

>>150228416
you just wanted to show off your weird vpn flag and had nothing interesting to say didnt you

>everyone predicting we don't win the league
looks like we're the plucky underdogs again

>>150228197
>Newcastle supporters convicted of shagging a seagull: 1
There was an "arsenal fan" who did the same and it ended up being dave falseflagging

>>150228406
hes obsessed with Liverpool though

If Liverpool get isak they win the league.
If Arsenal get Eze and/or Rodrygo they win the league.

It's that simple.

>>150228245
It was a Sunderland fan

>>150228510
Neither of them will win the league. Theyre shit.

>>150228526
Nice try bird nonce

>>150228623
great analysis as always dave

>>150228635
supporters of all teams must do terrible shit, someone posted a few days ago some guy sucking a dildo that was attached to a bloody wall!

>>150228639
That's City Mong

>>150228632
>euros
stop speaking foreign twat

>>150228682
then subpar analysis from him, his takes are generally more nuanced

>>150228639
Support your local

>>150228819
I got your local right here (I'll let you imagine the gesture I'm making)

>>150228718
we don't sign our posts here

>>150228862
Are you Seig heiling

>>150228882
i was going to preemptively inb4 this reply but i thought i would have a little fun as its a thursday and let it come naturally

>>150228895
appreciate the layup

>>150228406
People have seethed over Newcastle for decades. Even under Fat Mike and Dancing Alan it was sacrilege to suggest Newcastle deserved anything better than 17th every season.

Fuck scousers btw

>>150228927
Good post

>>150228927
what happened mate
did they refuse to sell you smack?

Where do they finish?

>>150228961
nice try

>>150228433
Gary Neville is a GENUINE retard.

Why is the contract so important for football fans when it comes to Isak but for other players they are free to leave whenever they want? Is everyone a Saudi bot?

they think eddie howe is doing a good job because he won a milk cup after spending 700m

we have pound for pound the most delusional supporters in the world i cannot fucking take this

>>150229019
Hi Alex, just put in a transfer request. You aren't bothered about the loyalty bonus really because you only want to move for footballing reasons.

>>150229034
>they think eddie howe is doing a good job because he won a milk cup after spending 700m
Please list what Newcastle should have won since the takeover. Please also list the major trophies won by any other Newcastle manager since 1969.

and speaking of cups howe has no concept of rotations, he sends out his best 11 (in retarded nonsensical positions but his best 11 nonetheless) every single match league both cups europe for 90+5 minutes

the cunt has probably taken years off isaks career

>>150229075
>the cunt has probably taken years off isaks career
Why do you give a shit?

>>150229075
his people will spend all day persistence hunting antelope in the hot sun with bare feet
i think hell be okay running around on grass for 90 minutes twice a week

>>150229089
it's called compassion you mutant, maybe you can read about it somewhere

i took tomorrow off to watch the game :)

>>150228961
pray for Gvardiol

>>150229163
never going to get ahead in the world with that attitude buckaroo

>>150229058
should have won 2 Milk Cups

>>150228947
there's one american who has bizarrely strong opinions on people from specific parts of the UK. posts all the time. My best guess is he's like the fight and win guy who chose to be an everton "supporter" because he thought it would be cooler than being a bandwagon

>>150229163
same, those disabled kids can find their own way home from school

>>150228635
Desperate Blunderland cope

>>150229205
You’re going to leave your disabled children (caused by your spacker jizz) to walk home from school alone? That’s not on mate.

my last rant on the topic of howe being a useless corrupt prick fraud

i really wonder why iraola isnt linked to big jobs, why not to manu, fantastic manager gets amazing tactical performances out of very mid players seems slept on to me, even somehow brought huijsen to bournemouth and moved him to madrid for 40m profit

>>150228961
>Donnarumma playing out from the back
Pep will achieve levels of face scratching never before seen

>>150228919
2010/11 - 12th - newly promoted
2011/12 - 5th
2012/13 - 16th
2013/14 - 10th
2014/15 - 15th
2015/16 - 18th relegated

Truly remarkable era

>Slot is a genius
>Gets bamboozled by Plymouth Argyle

>>150229179
thats ok i aspire to nothing :)

>>150229295
>Plymouth Argyle
my ancestors :)

>>150229292
>Truly remarkable era
I think that was sort of his point. People will seethe over Newcastle regardless of whether they're rich or poor.

>@TimesSport
: Liverpool had to fend off a late hijack attempt from Manchester United in their bid to sign Giovanni Leoni from Parma. The 18-year old defender ONLY wanted Liverpool.

SNUBCHESTER UNITED

>>150229292
I see you are clearly retarded.

>>150229339
Spot on. There's been a permanent seethe over Newcastle since Keegan bottled it in 1996 and handed the title to Man Utd.

>>150229355
so it happened AGAIN

>>150229355
SNUBBED
N
U
B
B
E
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>>150229163
What time is the game at for you?

>>150229411
3pm. i normally just watch at work on my phone but, first game of the season, would rather be at home on my computer and having some drinks

>>150229355
>We've reached the point where Liverpool offer higher wages than both City and United
Grim

>Sandcastle not showing any ambition
>Slap a high transfer fee, don't back it up with increase in salary
Isak's strike is warranted.

>>150229569
>wages

He just didn't want to go to the career graveyard that is United

>>150229569
*Editor's Note: Manchester City's average annual salary is £1.4m more than Liverpool's and Manchester United's is around £70,000 more than Liverpool's for the 25-26 season

what a move the window is heating up

>>150229058
howes idiotic cult cannot justify the purchase of tonali, barnes, a player who couldnt score in league 2 for more than the coust of huijsen or el khannouss , giving callum wilson a contract, giving matt targett a contract, all these dogshit pub league signings this summer that cost a fortune him and his nephew are doing

just "he won a milk cup" after spending over half a billion quid like his club has a voodoo curse, daft twats

>>150229588
Tell it to your agent Isak you bulb headed cunt, and while you’re at it tell Eddie Meme to stop signing retarded English perma crocks like Ramsey and Willock.

>>150229622
dominoes gonna topple now

>>150229622
this releases Wissa to Newcastle

>>150229622
the dominos start to fall

>>150229628
So no answer to either question I asked then. Typical.

>>150229628
>Tonali
One of the best midfielders in the prem
>Barnes
decent winger who can score
>Osula
Mitchell’s signing clearly meant to be sold on or something
>Wilson
Has been let go in the period Howe has full control
>Targett
Doesn’t complain and can fill in when needed.
He’s spent less than Spurs and won as much as them

>>150229622
papa johns has started tumbling

>>150229660
It's Dave on a mad one again. His bizarre fake Newcastle persona is the most unhinged yet.

>>150229622
dango has been unchained from bournemouth

i am dave

>>150229684
Almost as strange as his new obsession with “Geordie Bastard” who is apparently terrified of scousers for whatever reason

>>150229676
>tonali
>one of the best midfielders in the prem
bit of a stretch that.

>>150229729
makes me laugh that he's still using the "____ bastard" format after all these years. used to be paki bastard he was obsessed with. i think this latest persona is just him being scared of liverpool getting isak and blaming geordies in general for it?

>>150229730
bit of a stretch the same way an ACL tear is a bit of a stretch.

>>150229430
Oh cool, that's not so bad. 12:30 kick offs must be the devil though lol.

>>150229622
>unhappy at Bournemouth so he goes to Brentford
huh

>>150229729
That's a weird one too. I remember when he used to bring "Geordie Bastard" up and suddenly "Geordie Bastard" would reply seething to him and then he would disappear the same time Dave did. The man needs help.

>>150229751
It just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers every time I read it

>>150229761
>12:30 kick offs must be the devil though lol.
those are pretty rare monday through friday, i think that only happens when champions league plays an early and late game iirc. the real annoying ones are the 7am or 8am ones on the weekend cause i'm usually hungover and don't wanna get up that early.

>>150229730
Not really, he’s a genuinely great midfielder who would get into most prem teams first team. The only problem with the signing was the betting shit

>>150229761
Bournememe to Brentmeme for 40 million is such a weird move. It’s like quitting meth to snort crushed up adhd meds

>>150229676
barnes cost a fortune for a bench player, i dont have to explain why it was idiotic its self evident.
tonali has never made sense it was a clear panic buy because howe missed out on barella.

tonali is more like gattuso or de rossi, a ball winner with good vision and a good pass. tonali would make sense as a replacement for joelinton, who shouldve been one of the first players to move on after the takeover. joelinton does not belong in the premier league.

bruno, tonali and a proper 6 would make sense. but howe is an english retard (redundant), he thinks bruno is a lone 6. he aint never gonna be a lone 6 never was, not at lyon not for brazil. bruno is completely wasted at newcastle. i really despise howe. i hate seeing great players held back by english mongs.

>>150229779
>7am or 8am ones
That always reminds me of the 2002 world cup because it was played at such a fucked up time.
>Everyone tired as fuck in school after getting up extra early to watch the footy
>School gave everyone a pass because they knew we loved the footy
>Used to interrupt lessons so we could watch the matches on the TV trolley
>Limited TVs though so you could go in another class to watch it if you wanted or stay where you were and do BORING schoolwork!
>Form teacher even organised a sweepstake for the class
Kino times I tell you.

>>150229795
don't think he's even reached a top 5/top 10 level yet mate, how long have he been playing for newcastle anyway?
hasn't done a whole season i think, he was bought for 70 mil and played like 3 matches before getting the ban hammer, not a bad player by all means but just not getting into arsenal/liverpool/man city/chelsea midfield.

>>150229851
2002 was the first world cup i actually remember (i was 10) and yeah the times were fucked for us too, think it was like 1am 2am starts? which i guess is probably accurate since we are 5-6 hours behind you guys usually if it was morning games for you
still lot of fun though

>>150229004
wdsoph

>>150229676
>30mil on Chris Wood
>37mil on Livramento
>33mil on Lewis Hall
>23mil on Vlachodimos

>>150229908
>wdsoph
an interesting take on the original, we'll have to see if it catches on

>>150229777
howayy in ma belly

United and arsenal trying to buy success

>>150229430
I'll be in the comfy /3pm/ thread tomorrow as well

>>150229966
this guy has an arsenal tatto on his arm by the way.

more like Morten "hear's a" Hjulmand

>article on set piece holding
>top comments are all arsenal fans playing the victim and pre emptively seething about PGMOL

Why are they like this

>>150230331
Literally crazy

>>150230331
Because iirc they changed some rule before a season or two ago and arsenal got fucked because of it which ended up hurting them in the long run as well as a couple of other teams because PGMOL only enforced in in a few matches before abandoning it. I remember thinking it was crazy at the time but I'm pretty stoned right now so I can't actually remember what the rule change was.

>>150230331
>>150230350
Funniest one of these was when the PL website did a piece on how Arsenal were so effective from set-pieces and those terminally online mongs seethed as if they were the most top secret tactics in history.

>>150230331
>>150230350
Every fan base plays the victim card whenever possible, but why is it most annoying when Arsenal fans do it? They're overall persona as a fan base is bitch made, but why?

Why didn’t Villa go in for Grealish?

>>150230471
Because in my experience they bring the evidence and people just want to see arsenal fail so the evidence pisses people off because you can't argue against evidence, so people end up saying they're obsessed.

Sanchy to Roma for 20m, please just fucking move holy shit
Also wtf this captcha

>>150230331
>>150230350
>Biggest black fanbase
>engrained victim mentality
Same with loserpool. I support City, United and Chelsea because their fans have winning mentalities unlike these 2

>>150230549
>evidence

>>150230577
Literally every single united fan I've ever met is indian or some type of Asian. Every Chelsea fan I've ever met is black with 90% of them being Ghanaian for some reason.

>>150230584
>IBP

>>150229779
Yeah, I meant the 12:30 kick offs on Saturday. Who wants to wake up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday? No thanks. Sounds kinda comfy on paper but I know I'll be so groggy during the match.

>>150229823
Right? Such a weird move. Maybe he got in a fight with the manager or something. Or he's pissed that they're being picked clean so he also wanted to leave rather than deal with a shit season. But then again he is going to a Frank-less, Mbeumo-less, maybe Wissa-less Brentford, so who knows what the story is there.

ibp is back at midnight? spooky

>>150230584
For example last year when saliba got sent off against I think it was Bournemouth and the camera switched to Howard Webb showing he was controlling what the refs were doing and basically told them to send saliba off, but in that same weekend 2 similar challenges were only given a booking (saliba was upgraded to a red after Webb interfered). There are a few other examples of Webb bullshitting and making it up as he goes along when it comes to arsenal, like kovacic making 2 red card challenges and not being sent off because the ref "didn't want to ruin the flow of the game" or whatever bullshit, but then the same ref sends trossard off for kicking the ball away 0.6 seconds after blowing the whistle and shit. Or VAR "forgetting" to draw the lines against Brentford 2 seasons ago when toney scored an offside goal. I mean there are loads of cases of PGMOL either being completely incompetent or holding double standards when it comes to arsenal.

i had no idea arsenal supporters had such advance level copes for their lack of success
impressive

New season starts TODAY ......

>>150229966
hjulmand and baleba are completely different profiles. amorim would only buy hjulmand if he wanted to bench bruno, which is something he'd never do.

>>150230623
Arsenal are a mediocre team who play passive as fuck football but when they had the most red cards by far over the last few seasons and also the least amount of penalties awarded, even I am convinced of the bias. Again I don't support a PL club (dunno if I mentioned that already)

>>150230605
>Who wants to wake up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday?
those are prime Celtic beating the piss out of their opponent hours for me

>>150230645
>had the most red cards
i can think of another reason why a team known for certain demographics might get more cards but its best if that goes unsaid

What would you do if Arsenal won the league?

>>150230672
wake up from my dream and go get some coffee

>>150230645
>who play passive as fuck football but when they had the most red cards by far over the last few seasons and also the least amount of penalties awarded, even I am convinced of the bias

LMAO, Arsenal play dirty Stokeball all the time, constantly fouling to stop counter attacks and play very physical

>Again I don't support a PL club (dunno if I mentioned that already)

You're lying Arsewog, you do this every single time. You put in a very mild criticism of Arsenal to claim you aren't a fan, then will endlessly defend them

>>150230645
Under Wenger there were a lot of times where I thought there was something going on with the ref bias against Arsenal. It felt like no one really complained about it at the time though.
Obviously now it's all changed and aw fucking whines on and on even when they're being treat fairly or getting away with m*rder. They're desperately to be like Liverpool in that regard.

has anyone seen AW and IBP in the same room?

I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away, all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming

>>150230656
Don't get me started on wolves. They are also being fucked by PGMOL and aren't anything like arsenal. Howard Webb was as corrupt as it got and PGMOL just feel like an extention of that. Even championship refs are better.

>>150230695
You sound like you have autism. I think you need to chill out.

>>150230706
Back then all the reds used to arse lick united and wenger probably got a lot of punishment from them because he complained about it. Not the most but he was up there. I don't think arsenal get away with anything desu I can't even watch their games because of how shitty the refereeing usually is. Same for city and Liverpool games. Would rather watch a mid table battle.

>>150230767
>I don't think arsenal get away with anything desu I can't even watch their games because of how shitty the refereeing usually is.

HAHAHAHA fuck off you pathetic wretch

At least have the bollocks to admit you support them

>>150230774
Do I support city and Liverpool to going by your logic?

>>150230802
>to
ibp is about to go off get ready

>>150230821
I don't even know what ibp means

>>150227316
>Buy Wissa
> Buy an underappreciated wunderkid and future star for 30-60 million
-Stick Isak with the reserves next season tanking his international career and sell him for 90 million next summer

>>150230833
not surprised you're looking to shed your moniker, you've lost a lot of goodwill

dirty thug Piles Poois-Smelly already has more red cards than most players get in their career

>>150230706
>It felt like no one really complained about it at the time though.
It's because basically every single person is online and has a "voice" now.

>>150231004
Unfortunately most people don't deserve to have a voice when they act like edgy twats online even when it comes to sports which is supposed to be entertainment for our enjoyment. Spurs had to release a statement condemning abuse against Tel for his miss in the penalty shootout. Why didn't they also turn on Van De Ven for fucking up his pen? Too many twats online with agenda's thanks to shitty upbringings.

does anyone actually like scousers outside of liverpool or the USA? serious question?

>>150229849
Bruno hasnt played as a 6 since october

Twelve years ago a nine tallied fox suddenly appeared…
If you baleba it!
Naruto! Naruto!
Baleba it! Baleba it!
Here I am with my Ninja Clan!
Ninja Clan, here we stand!
Naruto, I’m on my way,
Naruto, I’ll be okay!
Getting ready to fight on set!
Come on best friends by my side!
Sasuke, is really cool!
Sakura, the beautiful!

is this dude that bad, if ten bald were still at united he'd buy him now

>>150231327
Scousers are by and large actually really decent people. It's only when football comes up that they turn into complete retards. It's like a switch goes off.
I think I've mentioned it before, but there used to be a guy called LFCMarshall who would tweak FM players to make them more in line with real life. Pretty much everyone agreed that his attributes were way better than the ones SI did, more realistic. The only thing that let him down is he would vastly overrate Liverpool players. It wasn't like "heh, bit of fun after the effort I've put it. the las deserve it ;)" it was him being genuine thinking they were that much better. It's almost impossible for Scousers to have no bias.

>>150231392
pretty sure he was still doing it in november. either way the genius moved to playing a flat 3 with 3 8s. which is why they kept getting dominated by teams like bournemouth and struggling with possession against everton. howe could stay at the club for 10 years and spunk away billions and he wouldnt get one over iraola, isnt fit to shine his shoes the stupid prick

>>150231562
exactly mate. no other fanbase has bias about their own players. pic unrelated, of course.

>>150231708
That's not what I'm saying. It's obvious everyone does. Liverpool take it to a whole new level.

>>150231745
Exactly mate. It's exclusively Liverpool fans who make ridiculous claims about the quality of their players. No other team's supporters would make bold challenges like insinuating scoring against their team was a near impossible task, only for that team to actually have the worst GD in the league in multiple years.

scousemong melty

>>150231816
dont say silly things and you wont get bullied for them, dave

>>150231841
need a tissue?

>>150232015
na i just wipe it off on yer ma's hair when im done. she doesnt mind.

FUCKING FOOTY IS BACK LADS!

>>150230610
Saliba was correctly sent off jesus christ how are you crying about this a year later

will never understand why red club customers hold onto these random referee decisions for months or even years like its a holocaust
open a window, go for a walk

>>150230672
I would play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

>>150230605
>Yeah, I meant the 12:30 kick offs on Saturday. Who wants to wake up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday? No thanks. Sounds kinda comfy on paper but I know I'll be so groggy during the match.
ive learned though that morning/afternoon footy even the early morning ones are so much better than nighttime, maybe just cause i'm used to it. but occasionally i'll watch a us national team game that starts at like 8pm and i'm wondering how do euros do this year round, it just feels wrong. very comfy to wake up on the weekend, watch premier league from when i wake up til like 3pm or whatever then switch to american sports

I'm glad we all agree that Liverpool customers are BY FAR the most delusional.

>>150232199
This guy used to work for Goldbridge but he quot because people in the chat kept calling him fat

KEK

>>150232199
you just know one of these fuckers posts here

>>150232220
doubt it he chats shit online for a living doing one of those shitty goldbridge knock offs

>>150232196
I guess it helps when you have other stuff to watch after football. Here and presumably in the UK/Europe in general, there's such a big sports bar/pub scene so the 5:30, 8:00 PM kick offs all sort of cater to that I think. Also obviously during the weekdays they make the kick off later so people can still go to work but hopefully have time to attend the match in person afterwards as well.
That all being said, the late kick offs in Spain is fucking weird even to me. Pretty sure their late matches are at 9:00 PM their time. That's crazy to me. I don't know how they make it work. I get that in the summer it's light out until like half 10 but still, the logistics of it all feels bonkers to me personally.

>>150232431
>there's such a big sports bar/pub scene so the 5:30, 8:00 PM kick offs all sort of cater to that I think.
youd be surprised the american bar scene for premier league is actually kinda fun if you ignore that a majority of the people there are basically MLS supporter tier. kinda fun to go to a british style pub, watch a PL game at 10am and get drunk, and then walk out at noon or 1pm or whatever to blinding sunlight and your day is just starting
yeah spain is weird i know that their society is based around the heat so they stay up later to avoid the hot parts of the day, guess that's what happens when you aren't a big air conditioning country like us. did read an interesting article on new york times the other day though about how A/C is becoming a divisive political issue in france, apparently the right wingers are pro-A/C and the left isn't, i guess cause of environmental concerns or whatever. but the gist of the article was that with overall heating in the world temperatures in europe, especially southern europe, are getting hotter and hotter and A/C is kind of the future

>>150232218
What part of my country is this fellow fat from?

>>150232563
I thought I wasn't snobby enough to let the American PL bar scene surprise me but it does surprise me to hear that you guys would happily get drunk at 10 in the morning. A drink maybe two I understand but getting drunk in the morning sounds rough. But then again, I haven't had a good enough reason to do it so maybe I'm just missing out.
As for Spain, I was visiting Valencia last year which is when I realised how weird their game times are in practice. But they had ACs everywhere desu. The Airbnb apartment I stayed at had ACs in pretty much every single room and from the outside you could see that every other apartment and blocks had ACs too. But at the same time all their shops and restaurants and stuff close up relatively early which just added to our confusion. I don't know if we were visiting at a weird time of the year (late Jan) but yeah, it was odd to say the least.

>>150229004
Teletubby-ass house.

>>150232707
>I thought I wasn't snobby enough to let the American PL bar scene surprise me but it does surprise me to hear that you guys would happily get drunk at 10 in the morning.
my city has a bar for most of the PL clubs i think, pretty fun time to get hammered at the crack of dawn. i prefer to watch at home most of the time just so i can actually hear the sound, cause it gets too loud at the liverpool pub i used to go to
>But they had ACs everywhere desu.
that's actually one of the points in that NY times article i mentioned, spain is actually pretty A/C forward compared to the rest of europe, the article says 40% whereas france is 20-25% in terms of A/C (and i think that 20-25% is mostly in southern france) but now everywhere is getting hot if you look at pic related from the article
i'll link the article cause it's pretty interesting, you probably will have to paywall remover it though if you care to read it
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/world/europe/heat-waves-france-air-conditioning.html

>>150232792
I do need to remove the paywall so I'll take a look at it in the morning. It genuinely does sound interesting. Thanks.

>>150232635
100% scouse DNA

Are there any advantages or disadvantages to having your first game and last game at home or away? E.g. this season most people are predicting the title will be between Liverpool and arsenal and Liverpool have both their first game and last game at home whereas arsenal have both those games away. Can any stat bros weigh in on this?

>>150232893
Teams usually have a better home record than away and you always want to be playing important matches at home. It's just the PL trying to help Liverpool as best they can again.

Tomorrow starts /epl/
>Liverpool vs Bournemouth
>Expenditure: €293.68m vs €77.40m
>Income: €196.30m vs €186.96m
>Expected deals (likelihood *****)
>Isak ****
>Baleba ***
>Konate **
>Donaruma ****
>Jackson ****
>Sancho ****
>Guehi ****
>Garnacho ***
>Antony **
>FCB keeps working VERY HARD to register Rashford
>source: transfermarkt and trust me, bro

>premier league is back!

Awwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>150233059
fucking late night sunday fixture for my united

>>150233059
so am supposed to watch liverslip vs bournmeme tomorrow?
meh, should have had other matches for the opening day.

>>150233208
>tomorrow

The NEET life is getting to you. It's later today.

>>150233215
oh god, am disassociating.
for real though, tonight had a family gathering and everything suddenly started feeling fake, like as if it is just made up.
hopefully the based premier league will bring me back to my senses.

>>150233261
Sounds like psychosis.

>>150233059
>Isak ****
Liverpool won't pay up and until they do he won't be going anywhere.

>>150233215
still tomorrow for us

ever noticed how all the foreigners are universally arsenal or liverpoo customers

>>150233396
Not really. City, United and Chelsea have their fair share.

>>150233396
you'd be surprised the amount of spuds fans i see where i live. mostly liverpool / united but lots of spuds. no city though

>>150233215
It's Thursday in here
>>150233396
Ew
>>150233163
I mean, it's against arsenal. Memes could go both ways

we love our foreigner frens here

Opta knows how to sell drama
>https://theanalyst.com/articles/aston-villa-vs-newcastle-prediction-premier-league-08-2025
>Villa vs Newcastle will be an interesting game

are west ham fucked, their only strikers depth is grug and Bowen OOP

Question:

Which PL club owner is most like Mr.Krabs

>>150233568
Villa and Newcastle usually do have good games tbf

>>150233588
They'll get someone in on the final day of the window

>>150233671
i forgot about callum wilson which amounts to nothing t b h
hojlund would cook ngl

>>150233568
people are talking about putting jacob murphy up front btw

Do you guys think bournmouth will get relegated they legit sold their whole team, their whole team has been butchered by the biggest names in football, I genuinally feel bad for them, but they made €150M in the transfer window so even if they got relegated they kinda rich as fuck, idk
Also bournemouth will be the reason Isak goes to liverpool lmao

>>150233861
them, wolves, burnley

jacob ramsey for 45 million has to be the worst transfer i've seen in years
who is in charge of transfers at that club?

>>150233995
Would be the all time record sale for Newcastle or Arsenal

>>150234088
insane that villa got 45 for that, dont understand how these shit english players fail upwards

anyone selling shit CB to replace Colwill?

>>150233614
The greek one

>>150234098
Yeah but you're missing the point. Newcastle buying Jacob Ramsey for £45m obviously requires us talking about Arsenal.

when will Isak stop crying

>>150226686
>european trophy
>lost a 2-0 lead
>pre-season friendlies
this is why you'll never be successful as Chelsea

>signed as Mbeumo's replacement
>somehow newcastle see this as future Wissa's replacement

you gotta admire how delusional the Utd fans are, 15th place and no trophies, their worst season for a century but sign a couple players and suddenly they're back on board and think they're gonna be challenging for everything

those first few /mug/s are gonna be delightful

>>150226916
how many second place is enough for arseanal fans to wake up?

If we get Baleba then we'll win the league. Imagine Baleba, whizzing around, feeding those balls into Big Zirk. They'll be unstoppable.

>>150233828
I thiught it was going to be Gordon?

>>150233995
>who is in charge of transfers at that club?

Eddie

>>150234392
its been very clear Wissa is going to Newcastle.once Brentford sign a striker

Slot tapping up Isak in the press again today
Klopp's legacy

How far is this going to go

>>150234579
really fucking cringe

>>150234579
It's free PR

>>150234579
irish genes

>>150234593
this. they'll exploit his death for all it's worth.

>>150234579
They should build a giant statue of a flaming Lambo with Jota burning inside it right at the entrance to Anfield

>>150234428
they finished 15th because none of their forwards scored any goals
they replaced their entire front line with much better players
there's reason to be optimistic desu

>>150232030
ONLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK LADS!

>>150234767
Still have a shit midfield, defense, smd GK

Who is the more fraudulent manager,

Amorim or Arteta?

>>150234791
amorim won stuff in the Portuguese league with a consistent attacking style of play. arteta won one trophy by resorting to Mourinho park-the-bus tactics.

>>150234791
Neither, they’re just both shit managers. How much has arteta spent in the last couple of seasons?
These millennial coaches fucking suck

>>150234791
At least Amorim got to a cup final last season unlike Sharteta

>>150234839
>literal second place trophy

KEK

Absolute state. Finished 15th, pathetic club

>>150234829
Amorim is just shit
Arteta on top of being shit is also cringe

For all Artetas faults he shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as frauds like Amorim

The man who flew to west ham to beg for a job during a title race. The man who lost a European final to Spurs. The man who finished 15th

>>150234867
fuck off arsewog

>>150234867
Arsewog post spotted

Expect him to claim not to be an arsenal fan but just a concerned neutral who happens to endlessly defend arsenal

Obsessed.

>>150234791
Amorim's only been there half a season, Arteta's been there 9 years. We can't judge Amorim yet whereas Arteta is verging on fraud of all frauds status.

>>150234387
Yeah european mickey mouse trophy, nobody cares about that. Frank already tested that his engine worked, better to sub the key players and give them rest than winning this joke of trophy with some getting injured like Maddison again.

2 outcomes tonight
>liverpool win 7-0 and hype goes into overdrive
>liverpool get exposed hard and lose 2-1, calling into question their transfer strategy and squad composition

for all Arteta's fault he does have very perfect hair. okay it's perfect hair that makes him look weird and he's a weird looking mong but you can't judge him for that

>>150234579
yeh that isn't going to be a downer every time they play at home, why not just put a plaque somewhere in the dressing room in a place they walk by instead?

>>150234791
Arteta

>>150234963
>>150234579
maybe they'll leave it up till his contract expires

>>150234520
Nice meme. We all know zirkzee will barely play now.

get eddie howe back to the conference league

ban english managers from the prem please

>Andoni Iraola Is Favourite In Next Newcastle Manager Odds Market
plsssssssss make this happen pls pls pls
bring back mitchell or rangnick for dof and im happy

Footy is back

>>150235176
based

1. Manchester City
2. Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Aston Villa
5. Chelsea
6. Newcastle
7. Brighton
8. Tottenham
9. Crystal Palace
10. Man Utd
11. Everton
12. Nottingham Forest
13. Fulham
14. West Ham
15. Brentford
16. Bournemouth
17. Sunderland
18. Wolves
19. Leeds
20. Burnley

>>150234839
why is losing a cup final to spurs an achievement?

Liverpool play today

Premier League champions playing tonight lads

>>150235311
thought united don't play until sunday

>>150235318
Liverpool are the Premier League champions mate, not United

>>150235322
hmm that's interesting because i believe liverpool have only won 1 title in 30 years whilst united are the most decorated club in the country

>>150233568
>February 2024
Not sure this is relevant tbqphwy

>>150235311
>>150235318
>>150235322
>>150235327
25/26 champions play tonight (Bournemouth)

>>150235272
Didn't arteta lose a europa league final to Chelsea? Or was that emery

>>150235360
that was emery

>>150235126

why do you hate the best manager in your history?

>>150235369
>>150235360
Imagine if Emery had been given 6 years and 900million though

>>150234867
Arteta is also a fraud who bottled a title at home to Southampton thoughbeit

>>150235373
i hate answering questions with a question, but tell me why you think hes good and ill explain

unless youre saying the best english manager is shit in which case i 100% agree

>>150235393

he won you your first trophy in 60 years

>>150235407
newcastle fans think they're a big clubamd deserve good players. they even bent over for brown saudi cock and still can't attract players. it confuses them

>>150235407
howe is an english imbecile. english people do not belong in football let alone in management. they dont understand anything. its hard for a spaniard to understand just how incompetent english people are. or how poor their understanding of football is.
1) howe spent 700m to get that milk cup and keeps crying about saudi tax and psr and conspiracies when he only buys known players from top clubs
2) howe only likes english players. newcastle had/still has one of the best foreign scouting networks in the country, comically this was inherited from the previous owner. doesnt matter - howe is bigoted and ignores any suggestions from scouts, if i think of the players who couldve come here when they were still relatively unknown i will piss blood (cherki, chevalier, huijsen, zubi, barella, far too many to list)
3) howe has no understanding of football whatsoever. hes like a poundshop simeone, or like someone who watched simeone but doesnt have the intuition to copy him. plays a flat 3 with a high line, hasnt bought a dm in 4 years, hasnt bought a 10 in 4 years, keeps buying shit english wingers to "hoof it in the box"
4) he is nepotistic prick who put his own nephew in charge of transfers. in a way his nepotism is worse than simeones because instead of 1 shit player he brings in dozens of shit players
5) his approach to caring for players is horrendous and is ruining careers. hes basically killed sven botman and has almost certainly crocked isak. he should be in prison for his doctor nick quality of care

friday morning time to write a short essay on eddie howe

>we could've signed these players if we were a desirable club and not some rainy scottish shithole

the ''geordie bastard'' poster was right

>>150235407
Don’t encourage Dave please

>>150235636
Careful he gets upset if you mention how Newcastle is genetically and geographically closer to Scotland than england

Dave on an absolute mad one again

>>150232792
That indeed was an interesting read. Thanks again anon. I didn't think it'd be such a political topic but reading both sides arguments, I can see how it ended up being so. And as a habitual fence sitter, I can see both sides points as well, although I am leaning towards the right. I'd love to chat about it more but I can't really think of any way to tie it to football.
Unless they start building more roofed or indoor stadiums that they can pump cold air into when the cities turn into desert landscapes.

>>150234791
Amorim lost a cup final against Spurs which feels like it should be a punishable offence.

is the Prem still growing in the US? or has it plateaued

honestly don't care what yanks think of our league

City's season depends on how well Foden plays this season, he's basically their only good player at this point. prove me wrong

>>150235779
an Englishman with a superiority complex about the US, what a shocker

>>150235833
>fagden

>>150229966
Are they really trying to build a team with 3 (three) separate Cameroonians?

>>150235862
ad wheh americans rightfully say they don't care about what other people think which complex is that, pseud?

boycott english mongs

no more english people who recruit from match of the day reruns on the sky box

not very impressed by the quality of posts this morning step it up chaps

>>150235937
you WILL give Villa £40m for an injury prone English winger who never reached his full potential, you WILL watch you star players refuse to play for you and you WILL be happy

Hope you all renewed your IPTV

Only red clubs should be allowed to spend money

>>150235997
Gone up to £75 for this season but also includes like 100k movies and series, can't complain about quality

>>150233861
think their most important player, Ryan Christie, is injured too

say no to english pintmen

send them back to vanarama north

>>150236022
Jock seethe spotted

Please ignore they've already spent £100m and want to bring in 2 more players too, it's ok when they do it

>>150236032
chup madarchod

Arsenal about to get SNUBBED by Eze as he joins spurs

>>150236082
have heard through the grapevine this is happening today

>>150226386
acceptance of what? that he is going or that he is a twat?

>>150236082
Better move for him

190 on a mad one

palace sisters...

english players are rubbish

english managers are crap

>>150236154
a fraud and his mickey mouse cup

Liverpool buying Ekitike has to be the most retarded negotiation tactic I've seen since the Billy thing got brought up at the meeting of minds

>>150236177
not sure...i think ekitike will turn out good. probably shouldnt have paid so much but whatever

>>150236177
t. Seething geordie about to end up with Brentford's 2nd striker

Why is Geordie McJock seething all morning about English men

>>150236177
No it was amazing and somehow forced Newcastle's hand
Of course Scousers collectively deny ever saying this because it's easier than them trying to understand their own brand of logic
And of course Geordie Bastard is too cowardly to say this himself so we have to do it for him

>>150233861
Don't know what's going on with some of these smaller clubs, I know it's tough but what are they actually aiming for? Burnley have sold their keeper, their best centre-half went on a free and they just couldn't agree on a contract with their top scorer lol

Wirtz getting sent of on his official debut - final score 2:1 Mememouth

english managers are pathetic

Do people think bournemouth have a chance unironically?
Their whole team got gutted by the top teams, they have a completelt different defense and forward now, if bournemouth actually won tonight, liverpool deserve tk be shat on, but the likely hood is very low

>>150236239
>Arsenal customer immediately thinking of the number 2

Yep makes sense

you know what this team needs...jacob ramsey. then hit them late with the joe willock super sub

>>150236023
You're getting finessed. I pay £30 and gey 4K sky sports channels and 200k+ movies and TV shows. Stop buying from resellers who double the price.

>>150232199
Uncle Fester looking rougher than usual

Far too many random foreigners and blackies for my liking these days

>>150236316
but enough about england

>>150236316
got you good >>150236334

Arsenal fans seething about Currys now

>>150236352
hate arsewogs but corporation social media banter is cringe

>>150236334
>t. Bryce Wogadopalopodouscek

the funny thing is too

its not unlike fenway having to learn the hard way with brendan rodgers

but rodgers didnt form a cult around him

Guys can we all stop for a moment and realise United customers GENUINELY think they're winning the league.

I dont want them to memoryhole this in a few months time when they're languishing in 11th place

Why are there no Football clubs in Edinbruh?

>>150236430
there are multiple

150236414
>In my mind, it was real

>>150236205
It’s actually Dave seething about Howe while pretending to be a Newcastle fan. It’s his new gimmick, as well as posting about “Geordie Bastard” endlessly.

>>150236438
name 3

>>150236430
Hearts, Hibs

>>150236448
hearts and hibs retard

>>150236446
do you think eddie howe is a good manager? would you want him at your club?

what about andy howe?

>>150236448
edinburgh city, edinburgh united, heart of midlothian

>>150236414
kek so true
one thing that hasnt got enough attention is that whilst the rest of the big 6 are going to europe manure will be playing extra games in the carabao cup against....
grimsby

>No one ever mentions Baleba
>Gets linked to United
>Suddenly he's a world class player and a steal at £100m and everyone had been secretly monitoring him the whole time
Why is it always like this?

>>150236487
you've got to pay the brighton tax

United will be boringly average, there will be some /mug/ kino but not to the levels of last season, we really were spoiled

>>150236487
Hehe my guy Mainoo.... he just needs more time.

>>150236513
The beginning of his RedCafe thread from last season is cracking reading: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/kobbie-mainoo-2024-25-performances.483465/

>>150236464
Yes I think Eddie Howe is a good manager and I would have him at my club. Andy Howe I have no idea who that is

What team did alexis macallister play for before liverpool?

>>150236554
celtic

>>150236551
just insane

and you say that after the embarrassing drama this window

>>150236574
What does that have to do with his managing abilities? He beat Liverpool in a final

>>150235594
>english people do not belong in football let alone in management
Quite possibly one of the most batshit opinions I've ever read on this board. Fuck off back to whichever foreign shithole you originate.

>>150236602
>/pol/tard unironically baited by the most obvious bait ever posted

>>150236487
Same shit with everyone creaming over Joao Pedro. You're considered good because of the club you're contracted to.

>@empireofthekop: Liverpool turned down a £43m bid from Chelsea for Ibrahima Konate as they do not want to sell the defender to a domestic rival

TODD

>>150236630
>obvious bait
don't think it's obvious bait when it's in a wall of seethe

>>150236649
Is there a black man he hasn't bid for

>>150236487
yea I literally never even heard of that guy before
£100m for some random ngubu get the fuck outta here

Have you all got your shirts for the new season?

>>150236694
>Reform cancelled the fag parade
High key or low key based?

>>150236602
this board is a hugbox

>>150236711
Nobody cares Abdul

good business from the reds

>>150236694
>reform nonce shirt in a bent pastel colour
no thanks

>>150236735
HOW DO THEY ALWAYS DO IT

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS IS MONEY LAUNDERING

WHY IS IT NEVER INVESTIGATED

>>150236735
>Ben Dork
>25m
Game's gone

>>150236744
In fairness Doak could be worth far more than that.

>>150236744
It's an FFP circumvent they've been doing since FSG arrived

>>150236750
he's the scotch messi

i thought part of psr was making sure transfers were at an appropriate market value, wasnt that meant to put a stop to this shit

>>150236735
He did it again

doak is realistically worth £10m given his complete lack of experience

If garnashit had a better attitude and didnt go chelsea or nothing, he'd be worth 60m at least looking at these utter dross getting huge transfer fee

indy ahead of the game again

>>150236775
Only applies to club who could be a threat to the Sky6 (Forest, Villa, Newcastle, Everton).

>>150236694
Is that Putin's party in the UK?

>>150236217
>No it was amazing and somehow forced Newcastle's hand

well no, it didn't, and they ended up without either striker as a result of being too stubborn to accept Isak was gone

>>150236819
daylight robbery

FSG OUT

>>150236859
Yes, he blames the UK, USA and the west for Russias invasion of Ukraine

>>150236487
Convinced you dont watch football. Baleba was mentioned constantly last season.

>>150236873
They did accept Isak was gone. The only thing that stopped it was Liverpool's retarded decision to buy Newcastle's replacement and suddenly develop a case of sticky wallet for the first time this window and act like Isak has 6 months left on his contract instead of 3 years.

>>150236820
If the God Six aren't elevated the irrelevant 14 wouldn't have any money whatsoever

>1. Manchester United
>2. Liverpool
>3. Manchester City
>4. Arsenal
>5. Aston Villa
>6. Brighton
>7. Chelsea
>8. Newcastle
>9. Brentford
>10. Tottenham Hotspur
>11. Crystal Palace
>12. Everton
>13. West Ham
>14. Wolves
>15. Bournemouth
>16. Fulham
>17. Nottingham Forest
>18. Burnley
>19. Leeds
>20. Sunderland

Will Bournemouth have enough players left to register a full squad?

>>150236768
>scotch
So he’s from Newcastle?

>>150236879
Blows my mind he's going to become the PM after his Brexit shit. The kind of shit you read about in the history books and wonder how the fuck that even happened.

>>150236928
He's not, it's a meme protest and every local council they've won is either collapsing or causing a bunch of new snap elections because they don't know how to actually run the country

>>150236948
no, he almost certainly will be the next PM, this country is deeply deeply stupid

>>150236901
HOW DO THEY KEEP WINNING TRANSFER WINDOWS?

>>150236954
There's a difference between saying you'll vote them when you're 4 years out from an election and pissed off, and voting them when it's election season and they don't even have any plans or a manifesto

>>150236898
>They did accept Isak was gone.

no they didnt lol

>>150236928
If you're wondering how the British are becoming so desperate to turn to an obvious charlatan look no further than those who have been in power during his rise. Its the same story everywhere. There's no Trump without complete nonsense and incompetence from the Democrats.

>>150236735
£35m for Doak would take Liverpool's sales beyond £500m. Impressive.

>>150237025
I think perhaps they did but decided not to humiliate themselves by bending over and gaping their own arsehole for Liverpool

>>150237053
instead they decided to be left spending the window desperately bidding for every striker in Europe when they realised Isak wasn't staying

Hearing strong rumours RFN is posting is annual 100% accurate PL predictions at 2pm

>>150237078
You know they needed a striker anyway, right?

>>150237127
hyyyyyyyype

>>150236694
Corrrr

>>150236928
>And then one day, for no reason at all...

>>150236487
>>No one ever mentions Baleba
Come on now.

>>150236928
Great now you've upset the Communists/Labour voters and non whites that we have in the thread.

should i make a new thread for the masses?

>>150237298
yeah i think we've kuwaited enough

>>150235440
his hair looks a little better here, couldn't look at the lad last season

>>150237303
can't (shar)MOOT won't allow me :/

>>150236636
i knew pedro when he was at watford though, guy looked good

>>150237340
Quite a low bar to look good at Watford

>>150236775
>psr was making sure transfers were at an appropriate market value
are you retarded? why wouldn't they naturally be at the right market value?

>>150237392
>>150237392
>>150237392
>>150237392
here's your bread lads

>>150236735
based. love wee Doak and he gets to play with Ryan Christie, Bournemouth's best player and fellow jock

Controversial take:

Arteta taking arsenal from feeder club that sold good players to direct title rivals to big spending behemoth that can attract (and keep) top talents and doesn't look out of place in cl semis is an achievement.

Don't watch liga MX or wherever amorim was before, so too soon to say, but if he turns manure into a respectable top 5 team with identifiable style and culture, he deserves a lot of respect

Tousen.