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shit on it

damn she'd look a lot better without those stupid fucking tats

DDP won

du piggy has been humiliated I fear

Why does Cannonier act white?

Zatdaddy is mogging this lil piggy

>>150230243
what did he win?

>>150230230 (OP)
These shit conferences ARE FUCKING BORING AND GAY

The wolf rapes the piggy.

50 cent looking fresh

imagine the crowd noise when dricus snaps khamzat's neck

>>150230256
He just won. That's it. He won.

did that cracker say Kevin Holland?

Horrible press conf

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

can you believe that chicago used to be a world class city

soul brotha jared with the durag and toofpick. respect

>>150230241
I'll let her know bro

>>150230265
won the losing contest

>>150230266
Kevin Hart dickhead

>>150230252
>why does a white person act white?
curious, indeed

>>150230272
Looking like an extra on the Wire

dana is checked out for good forever

This was boring
Are they doing face offs or is that after ceremonial weigh in?

Absolute brutal for du piglets. He was meant to make Khamzat cry instead he sat there looking rattled and stuttering

Dricels... even guru is calling out our pathetic performance

>brown crowd
>esl fighters
>daner phoning it in not caring
>cripple on the mic
>terrible questions that are like asking whats your favorite mac and cheese

-100/100 presser

not enough time for dricus to unleash the beast

Did Dana just get tired of half the conference being boos?

>>150230282
i was thinking the main character of moonlight

>>150230276
Blame the retarded journalists for their shitty questions

>>150230282
lol

Tips for managing my side piece? She doesn’t know what she is and thinks we’re really gonna date or smth lol

holy heightmog

uncannonier

jared is one of the good ones

OH NO NO NO JAREDLETS

>>150230308
Just tell her. You'd be surprised.

>>150230308
throw her off a bridge

>>150230318
hes been the shorter guy for like half a decade
anyways, hes prob gonna lose mvp way too fast and has a gay style

>>150230308
date her bro. see what comes about.

>>150230311
>

>american crowed cheers for an english fighter instead of their own american
I wonder why...

>>150230308
That's sad as hell man, don't do that. きみはくそ

>du piggy wore heels
KEEEEEEEK what an insecure little pozzed piglet!

ALLAHU ACKBAR

muzrat must die

Khamzat looks tiny compared to DDP

SNACKBAR

uhhhh khamchads I thought this guy was small...?

>they're the same height and dricus is way thicker
no way

>>150230308
やっぱりね俺はとんかつがデー好きなんだよ

>ALLAHU ACKBAR
*Amerigoblins cheering*

DIE DU PIGGY FUCKING DIE

looking forward to the true measuring test tomorrow without the platform shoes

A Preview of Pozzing
Allahu Akbar.

Ddp wins

khamzat was wearing boots at the hotel confirmed

>>150230339
ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>150230345
>dricus was height cutting for embedded

>>150230329
Kek
Crowd really loved the allahuagbar and m(uslim)vp

Reminder that all 3 abrahamic religions believe in the same god and that "allahu akbar" just means "god is great", which is something an average christian would agree with methinks

>>150230355
human/ratman

>>150230357
the prolapsed anus contest

DRICUS IS TALLER THAN KHAMZAT
MASSIVE NARRATIVE SHIFT

dricus has already established the rules of engagement in interviews
khamzat didn't get personal so there was no kill

>ddp taller than chimaev
why does /heem/ always fall for it

>>150230345
he's wearing elevator shoes bro rewind
still looks huge though but let's be real

>>150230361
I remember this kek

>>150230364
heeminder that Chile is a corrupt socialist shithole

>>150230355
pork/orc

>>150230361
update on the resistance in palestine?

>>150230364
90 IQ post. The trinitarian God of Christianity is not the same as the other Abrahamic religions.

>>150230371
>>150230374
dricus is wearing a 2" heel

>ddp rips up the quran and khamzat loses his shit and starts crying
I called it first

>>150230349
mental

stop dating women without the intention of marrying them

Khamzat lost his aura. Ddp by domination

>>150230345
>>150230355
CHILLS

>>150230380
>chile
>socialist
Chile has been the most right wing country in the entirety of south america since the 70s and was only recently surpassed by El Salvador and Argentina. But make no mistake, Boric is a status quo liberal not too different from an american dem.

jon anik has aids

Du piggies I thought he was meant to make Khamzat cry?

>>150230384
Killing Jews while latinx larp about it?

>>150230326
We’re gonna go on a few dates but I can’t like really date her if you know what I mean

>>150230364
Muslims worship Baal
Jews and Judeo-Christians worship Zazel
Christians worship Jesus

The sheer khamzat glazing has me thinking ddp heems

>>150230403
callate colipato

>>150230409
you can see tears in khamzat's eyes at the staredown, look closely

>>150230409
the opposite happened, he looked kinda shook and unsure of himself
you can't feign confidence, this dude's luck has you could say, run out

>>150230401
HOLY SKULLMOGGED

Rat lip confirmed handlet. Even Daner has bigger mitts. That's why the little brown muzzie coward has to crotch sniff and can't throw hands.

>>150230391
I would marry Asa

>>150230422
Please stop flirting with every brown boy here.

>>150230403
>Boric
Kek
God bless south america

>>150230409
people hyped his pressers up too much and it was impossible to live up to so he didn't even try.
story loss for DDP

>>150230371
>>150230374
What’s their reach difference anyway? That’s always the bigger part

unironically though you can see khamzat was shook by that staredown
he saw the monster within...

the belal army runs chicago

>>150230430
They dress like its the fucking 90s, what the fuck
>>150230401
my brow bone is legit as massive as Khamzat's. I'm not happy about it at all though, makes me very insecure.
>>150230439
Excellent observation, people ruling us always have an european last name. Right now this very fucking second 3 of the most relevant names in the coming election cycle are
>Kaiser
>Kast
>Mathei
You wouldn't guess these guys are running in a south american country.

Huge W for Beastlal

>>150230448
dricus 76.0" (193cm)
khamzat 75.0" (191cm)

reminder chiraq is ruled by phil brooks and naught more

>>150230453
>They dress like its the fucking 90s
they were both born in the 90's unike you zoomer weon

>>150230453
Im aware there is a big croatian diaspora in chile, and from a friend, I heared the fuckers are rich af

>>150230391
How am I supposed to do this if I’m already married? Polygamy is illegal here
>noooo just don’t flirt with the skirts at the bar
Literally impossible

Du Bussy is heavily rattled, much different energy to the Strickland and Izzy fight weeks

>>150230466
Nice, this might be the first time Khamzat doesn’t have the edge

Khamzat is a goofy looking peanut head who flaked his way to a title shot. Ddp by murder.

>>150230489
Neither of them rely on reach imo

>>150230489
Usman has 76’ as well

Dripcum douche plebbit gonna finna boutta be gettin fraud chek'd up off on in this here bitch

ratzat is ugly

>>150230474
lmao I myself didnt know that, daym
>>150230489
I saw some dude in youtube comments some days ago pointing out that Khamzat has fought nearly only welters in the UFC and I can't unsee it now. Dricus will be his first elite level natural middleweight.

>>150230481
dricus has been boo'd a hundred times

Du piglet really does wear heels, remember that Izzy was at least 2 inches taller in the cage

>>150230489
khamzat is still taller which helps when he shoots at a distance

>>150230502
Yeah I wouldn’t say so either, but it can make a difference even if you’re not using it as your main weapon. Like maybe a punch that wouldn’t have landed clean will get home

>>150230401
>kammy smiled
it's over

Crazy how clannish muslims are around UFC, even MVP gets mad chants just because he's muslim.

Must be crazy having so few warriors that you immediately blindly support someone based on shared religion. Goes to show you how weak and fragile those countries are.

>>150230516

He's still sexy though, he has that kinda goofy look like he's gonna arch one eyebrow and go HMMMMMM while he's plowing me. I would totally let him hit.

You don't need to be super handsome, just be in good shape and be kinda goofy

>>150230461
Is there some lore around Belal and cookies that I don't know about or is that the artist's flair?

>>150230526
it's called psychological warfare

>>150230519
Dricus was a WW earlier in his career too… though yeah he’s definitely a lot bigger than anyone Khamzat’s faced in the UFC

>>150230519
Boric has some croatian blood, the sufix - ic was a giveaway

>>150230532
Nervous smile and look down like a woman who is flirting.

Dricus bitched him so heavily, Khamzat is cooked, there's no decision magic happening here like with Burns and Usman.

He knows he's fucked and is trying to play it cool.

>>150230537
kill yourself immediately btw

Swede who destroyed Khamzat and forced him out of wrestling.
Identical build to Dricus.

>>150230537
I know you probably get off on people shaming you.

But there's more to life brother, this degeneracy isn't what you will amount to.

Sizecopers are ridiculous. Their size will be laid bare when Khamzat's 12in chechen horse cock pulls out of du bussy's bussy with his 3 inch twp squirtin all over the octagon.

>>150230572
Factual post

I cant believe how good the odds on dricus are man, it's so funny knowing how many Muslims are hypocritical gambling addicts just watching the price.

>>150230530
Yeah I was refering to the reach advantage not being a decisive factor due to both fighters fighting in a way where its not something they would actively use as one of their main weapon
But yeah generally very very important, you need to step into punching range if you have shorter reach

>>150230572
Factual post sadly…as a du piglet I don’t want to suckle on Zatdaddy’s huge 12 inch Chechen meat sword but we have no choice tragically

This little Georgian faggot with his sly anti-Chimaev posts really gets on my nerves desu, I always root for Georgians myself since we're neighbors and I thought we were bros but not anymore, you're supposed to be gassing us up bitch.
Brb gonna rewatch Fluffy dogwalking Fraudlidze

Michael Chandler took my kids from me

>>150230598
Dricus has 10, if not a dozen pounds on Khamzat

Gents on a more technical post, what do we actually think of Dricus fighting style.

To me it seems like just a cognitive overload, like the dagestanis talk about deep water but dricus just brings all the technical fighters into a place where they cant function like they are used to and when operating at maximum fatigue and chaos he is better suited to winning the fight.

piggus got utterly humiliated

>>150230599
Wait, since when do we have a ethnic chechen here?

>>150230607
If you count the BBC daddy loads pooling in his dirty diaper panties

>>150230607
in cage he could easily be a full weightclass above

are there any heem approved tv's for wathcing heems

the champion has a name

>>150230632
no

>>150230613
why because the incel arab crowd had a melty
what the fuck is wrong with chicago

>>150230634
Dirty diaper piglet

>>150230634
Dickus. Fucking. Du penis.

>>150230615
Diversity is our strength.

Please curb your ethnic cleansing urges for the time being.

>>150230634
met that security guard in a ufc meet and greet in brazil. I thought he was a fan and asked him to take a pic of me and pereira

>>150230615
It's a hassle to post on 4chins from Russia so I just monitor the threads, but he got me so mad I decided it was worth it to call him out

>>150230632
the shield
reacher
the punisher

>>150230640
When he is making khamzat cry with his epin trash talk?

>>150230640
here here little piggy.

>>150230634
and it's prolapse faggot "oinks" du piggy

>>150230634
Khabib Nurmagomedov

>>150230654
Hey orc, fuck you...

orcnigger

What's with this UK poster that neurotically hates DDP?
Why would a British person care so much? neither are from the UK

>>150230612
based around split second ingenuity and general crisis management. he's better in the chaos like you said but that's more geared towards striking.
grappling is a science however and his "style" wont work against clinical technicians. The wolf will give him no opportunity to work within the chaos that he does so well.

:-)

>>150230364
No akbar means supreme or sovereign, so it would be analogous to a Christian saying "Christ is King"

>>150230624
I cant think of any MW that look like dricus.

Costa is sort of there but its a body builder look, dricus looks rigid thick and solid, just a huge fucking core and barrel chest. Sinewy and tough.

>>150230660
>>150230661
i dont give a fuck either way
dricus lost to brunson in 2024 lol and was never good

>>150230612
To me, Khamzat proved that he can still be good but just not elite when fatigued. He didn’t just totally collapse against Burns or Usman, but it seems that out of the first round his finishing ability drops a lot (particularly on the ground) and then he can get tagged without the opponent worrying about a flash sub.
That being said, Dricus has never faced someone with Khamzat’s power or submission ability, so his chaotic style may prove to work against him as he gets caught in something- I think if Dricus loses, it’s gonna look really embarrassing.

>>150230673
its the resident troll who lives on this general

>>150230646
>ethnic cleansing urges
Im super nice
>>150230654
Hows life in chechnya

shit press conference. thank god I didn't watch it

>>150230673
maybe he just likes good fighters?

can we just skip the rest of the year
save all the good fights up and can start the paramount era off with actually exciting cards
there's like 6 fighters left anybody gives a shit about anyway

….

>>150230612
Yeah they legit invented fighting from first principles so he doesn't follow traditional fundamentals, rhythm, patterns.

Dricus clearly won the staredown. Khamzat was doing his calm, unemotional act during the presser, but started getting aggressive and talking shit to Dricus after the staredown. He clearly didn't like what he saw

>>150230599
There two georgians here, one who seethes at all brazzas and another who roots for them
>t.here 24/7

Du Piglet wore pumps and insole lifts after Zatdaddy height mogged the pozzed cum out of his greased up bacon bussy. What a petrified, insecure little piggy!

>>150230699
khamzat is too inbred for trash talk
dricus du fece should have brought a cross against this muslim vampire

>>150230686
The strength and power thing goes both ways, both DDP and khamzat have enjoyed a significant strength and athleticism advantage over their previous opponents
Also an age advantage since, Usman, Whittaker, Izzy, Brunson are past their physical peaks

>>150230701
Elaborate. It seems everyone across the world, independent of idea diffusion, has came to similar conclusions on what works. What makes these gorillas different and not just worse

>>150230686
Roberto Soldic probably hits as hard, if not harder than Khamzat. But yeah, you're right that Dricus has never fought anyone who had both that kind of power and elite offensive grappling

>>150230714
This is true Nate Diaz already proven that trash talk doesn’t work against retards

>>150230634
Oh noo dripass chads

the last time khamzat hurt someone with strikes was gilbert burns who got flatline KO'd by the jab of dan hooker and the jab of kamaru usman, neither being notorious power punchers

>>150230686
DDP needs to come out as aggressive as Khamzat. It's the only way to survive the first round. Put Khamzat on the back foot.

>>150230712
>du piggy
muslims cant fuck with pork
checks out

>>150230716
True, they just rely on their physicality in different ways. Seems like Khamzat uses his to explode into advantage at the start of the fight, leveraging all his extra strength while he has it. Dricus builds into the fight with incremental advantages as he can take more and give more than his opponents over the course of the fight

a bit nervous are we zatcord

>>150230746
Usman hits hard

>>150230749
Dricus has been saying this is his intention for months. He doesn't plan on 'surviving' the first round, he plans to win it

>>150230746
he zeemed the shart, which many with better striking on paper have failed to do.

>>150230764
I'm afraid piggus got utterly emasculated in the presser

Oh NO!

>>150230746
who has Dricus actually flatlined? Trevin Giles? lol

>>150230769
The entire Muslim population of Chicago showed up to boo him

>>150230773
Adesanya and Whittaker

>Du Plessis gonna DESTROY him at the le press conference.
>UH OH Khamzat just went TOO FAR with that one. LET EM HAVE IT DDP. LET THE TEARS FLOW..
>...
>N-no chat he must not have heard him. D-DDP didn't hear him say the belt will never go back to Africa.... H-He jus didn't hear him or he woulda fired back..
>D-dricus is gassing out the c-crowd. He's not freezing up you fucking retards.
>Chicago is a shit hole. Imagine how bad it must smell in there...
This was amazing to watch in real time. He might actually off himself when Khamzat wins.

>>150230775
they wont do shit

>>150230779
TKo

>>150230688
It's alright desu, how is it going in Croatia?

>>150230699
Was listening to his interview with DC, he had this cute little South African accent and it made me feel sad for him desu. Oh well, he won the title and defended it multiple times, I think he will be alright even after he loses

Usdaddy dropped Strickgaped, something du piggles failed to do in 50 minutes
Apparently he doesn’t hit hard though

>>150230744
Oh wow you can see the lifts from the outside they didn't disguise them at all!

>>150230785
Don't look up what TKO stands for

rate my

>the zatcord actually thought khamzat was way bigger than dricus
ontological shock, i fear

>>150230789
TKO group holdings

Keep in mind, that for the Whittaker and Usman fights, Khamzat was in Abu Dhabi, meaning the commission lets him fight without cutting weight at all since he's a brazza. Now that he's back in America and has to cut weight again, he may not look as impressive

>>150230674
True I agree with that, but in that chain wrestling shit I think Dricus pitbull like thrashing gives him a shot at getting it back into chaos and a battle of stamina.

I think Dricus isn't accepting and position, even the way he's talking pre fight about getting taken down, just get up reflects his mindset. I think he will fight to the death on resisting that first takedown.

>>150230742
khamzat thinks its gonna be easy thats not a good mindset

>>150230798
TKO is an abbreviation for TKO group holdings

>>150230766
This seems like a good sign to me, it was GSPs gameplan vs Khabib too. Always made me confidant he could get it done

the wonknord is having a meltdown

>>150230784
was the entire war on terror a psyop? were the opponents fake all along?

>>150230800
i thought dricus was the one who looked a little skinnier than before

>>150230819
>wonknord
What’s that?

kamzat is still bagger saar do not observe the height you bloody basterd

>>150230800
He's in Chicago which is part of the Caliphate

>>150230819
the height meme collapsed and they're crashing out
can you imagine what this place is gonna be like on sunday after zat gets put to bed in the first

>>150230824
Thursday night is almost at the peak of the wright cut. Dricus has more water weight to lose than Khamzat since he has more muscle, whereas Khamzat is lighter, so he doesn't look as deflated yet

>>150230820
the jews invented terrorism

>>150230803
he's so tough and crafty i dont think he's getting submitted unless he goes out. Joey brought up a great point in that khamzat was landing clutch takedowns on usman after he spent his load.
ddp's recklessness on the feet will leave him wide open to khamzats shots, that he's shown he can get off on the best of em even when gassed. khamzat might just bank a decision even if he doesnt get him out oft here.

Who will BDS loons latch onto next when Khamzat destroys Du Feces effortlessly?

>>150230859
Fluffy

>>150230742
Everytime I see someone talk to another person standing in front of them this close I just hope their breath does not stink, genuinely the first thing on my mind.

Also was anyone able to decipher what he said?

a tale of two brothers

>>150230847
Hmmm now you mention it it is weird how it all worked out perfectly for them

>>150230810
What is the 'TKO' in TKO group holdings an abbreviation for?

>>150230859
Caio he beat that one garbage brazza on DWCS he's the scourge of brazza

>>150230859
Keep dreaming idiot DDP will forcibly convert Khamzat to Christianity with a RNC in the 4th round

>>150230843
true but i also feel like dricus did a lot of cardio for this or hes not doing as much roids
i still think khamzat has the edge though

>>150230850
Dricus has only faced one good wrestler and not only was he taken down easily but he was mounted and had his back taken.
And Brunson is really a lay and pray guy who wants to hold you down, so some of Dricus’s weird unorthodox scrambles paid off there but khamzat will flow with you and allow to roll yourself into worse and worse positions if you’re not extremely careful

>>150230725
I think most fighting becomes dogmatic quick, the old coach repeating the same technique 1000 times.

DDP is more in the mind over matter neurological space, how well can your brain function on 0 oxygen, whilst getting concussed. He doesn't master technique but just routinely puts himself in that space so much that he can keep it together there where no one else can.

Usually guys that do this aren't physically that great, nate diaz, tony ferguson etc, but DDP somehow keeps the psycho mentality along with a mentality that lets him naintain his physique.

I think it's just a south african mindset, being able to blend dealing with the savagery of life there with the extreme discipline needed for civilisation in such a place..

separated at birth

>>150230884
dricus is unfortunately screwed but at least he beat strickraped and izzoid
cant have it all i guess

However this fight ends, the outcome will seem obvious in retrospect

fuck I'm so excited for this card bros. gonna be some absolute GOAT shit you can just feel the energy
not locking in predictions yet but I'm becoming more and more confident about Chimaev getting a finish

>>150230787
Then you must sadly wrestle with the fact Burns dropped Khamzat....
>b-but that was at a lower weight class! doesn't count!
Now you're admitting Usman's knockdown of strickgaped doesn't count as well... You're not cut out for this, ACKmed.

Chechens can't handle the deep wawlders

cherish this time when people still don't know dricus is the greatest of all time future three division champion

khamzat: wolf
dricus: bear

>>150230920
I heard he had a terminal illness, he looked like shit last time I saw him

ddp is goona chin check that glass jaw chumpchen

>>150230924
more like PIG

>>150230918
Zatdaddy tanked that shit even while drained…unlike some piggies I know

>>150230782
KEK look how defeated he is

>>150230936
the chechen rat will dive for the ankles
it will essentially be mcgregor vs cuckbib

Khamzats most impressive wins are just losses but rigged judging in UAE.

Only impressive fight he won was Whittaker which was a freak injury on a declining fighter as shown by De ridder.

DDP has so much more pedigree I am considering taking out a loan to bet on him his odds are so fucking good.

this one's doing numbers

>>150230940
Soldic would zeem Cumshart. He already heemed other brazzas like Khalidov and Arslanaliev

Chicago, Palestine

>>150230654
>>150230599
based Chechen. what's life really like under Kadyrov? can you date girls?

>>150230920
these rats can leave their rats nest without falling ill, catching aids or almost dying to fresh air

>>150230953
Dricus next to Khamzat looks like some Nazi Germany propaganda poster comparing Übermensch and Untermensch

>>150230955
We own solbussy I’m afraid

Dricus by inflating his thumb and smushing Khamzat through the floor

>>150230953
Zatdaddy is the biggest draw since prime Conor

>>150230938
the khamzat is about to get BOARED

>>150230964
front facing they can but they prefer fucking boys in secret

There are still like 53 hours left for khamzat to develop a life threatening illness and pull out of the fight

>>150230997
Factual post I'm afraid.

>>150230964
It's alright mostly, yeah you can but obviously it's quite different from American dating for religious reasons, people get married quick most of the times and do not date for years and years.

Faggot ugly chechen inbred freak kys

chechens dance like faggots

Oh my oh my the Du Piglet piggies are having a genuine meltdown

Pertinent question

>>150231013
cool. good luck with everything bro. wishing you and your family good health and happiness. heem your dreams!!!

>>150231005
that "illness" stuff is obvious bullshit so what exactly is keeping him from foightin?

Khamzat literally has no path to victory here.

inbred immunocompd rat lip mountain golem retard vs healthy well adjusted White farmer.

>>150231041
I'm afraid piggus is already primed for a proper porking however

>>150230838
“The Louis Vuitton LV Trainer Maxi has a chunky, oversized silhouette with a significant sole and heel height. The sole is described as having a "pronounced tread" and the heel is modified with a wedge shape. Specifically, the heel height is around 45mm or 4.5cm (approximately 1.77 inches). The sole also adds to the overall height, with the sole height measuring around 3.5cm. ”

3inch total lift lmfao

I can practically smell the bacon on the grill right now

is ddp going to pull out anyone know

>>150231035
Thanks man, best of luck to you as well

Is Chimpaev seriously going to try blitzing DDP out of there round 1? Or does he let the fight go later where he KNOWS Dricus is going to have an advantage? It's lose-lose for him, and those who bet on him I am afraid.

>>150231050
masculine warbred mountain orc vs pale sub piggy bottom

>>150231050
>immunocompd
Damn this lil piggy is shaking as he types!

>>150231041
Dricus crashes into the side of the octagon and cuts himself in hundreds of pieces ala Tom and Jerry

>>150231035
i hope he suffers until he dies and his miserable family gets terrorized by khadirovs religion mafia

>>150231053
HOLY KEK DU PIGLET IS THIS INSECURE
KHAMDADDY WILL LITERALLY MANHANDLE HIM AND PROLAPSE HIS GREASED UP PORK HOLE

>>150231072
Afraid not playa!

Dricus by whatever the fuck he wants, this will be a fraudcheck of the decades.

The entire Caucus region should be reduced to dust with atomic weapons

>>150231072
Is this real?

>>150230995
Factual

if it truly was Dricus by any way he wants, and I was Dricus, I would win by super mega flying kick

>>150231086
ynr when ilia porked bacon brianna .

glass jaw muslim

how are we feeling about his aura throughout this fight week?

>>150231086
topuria said guram would kill him in a death match
imagine if mma was to the death

>>150231104
he's not an aura minute winner

>>150231104
Complete fucking bum, I was devastated to see him train next to Chimaev in that garage gym.

>>150231104
i was memeing pico hard but i didnt know he had swagger like that. he's my 10th favorite fighter now

>>150231091
Ilia is the only actual star here. Islam and Khamzat only have those numbers because Muslims are a hive mind that mass follow any other Muslim who achieves fame and success. Its why grifters like Andrew Tate convert, they know legions of cousin fucking third worlders will rally to them, buy their products and help the algorithm

Dont post while waving ya Dirty Diaper Panties in the air like ya just don't care playa!

>>150231104
Lerone “The Decision” Murphy will flatline him

>>150231111
witnessed
but damn chechbro chill. I thought we were getting along fine and then you go 0 to a 100. Pico's cool
>>150231113
based
>>150231109
agreed but he seems locked in

In pretty much every single way Khamzat Chimaev is a wonk nose paki. :)

Khamzat had to invoke a false god Allah (Satan) after the silent staredown Dricus gave him. Went from smiling to screaming and looking pissed. Curious interaction.

>>150231114
Wrong

>>150231114
It's scientific fact that America is the only market that matters.
We just saw how Americans react to Chimaev, he's THE superstar. Ilia buys followers and draws crickets in the states.

>>150231104
i've been too focused on ddp vs zat to acknowledge his existence

>>150231031
I will

me to a nigga who tries to throw shade on AP

>>150231104
Gonna be hilarious when Lerone Murphy Bruv gets another vintage walk-off Split DEC

Pico looked drippy, but judging by his performance at the press conference, he's an absolute charisma vacuum. At least Patchy Mix was talking shit end hyping the fight before getting fraud checked

>>150231114
Nobody cares about Clitia topiglet lmao

Aaron Picogram

>>150231139
doesn't that just mean he's dialed in and focused on doing his bezt?

aaron "no chin" piccolo will get heemed

>>150231128
we saw 3rd worlders who attended a conference because they cant afford tickets boo a white guy cuz hes white and cheer a muslim because islam is the universal religion of the lowest common denominator

>>150231134
Pawg milfs brother

>>150231120
Kek, sorry man, I think he will win this fight though, I'm just mad at him because UFC seemingly wants to give him title shot ahead of Evloev

bumzats beard cannot hide that inbred glass chin much longer

Why is /heem/ so fucking gay whenever it's fight week for a muslim fighter??

Sherif Aaron Pico

>>150231149
>copium
Dirty diaper panties has never drawn a dime im afraid

>>150231153
maybe if Evloev had pulled out like a scared little bitch you wouldn't heff to be mad

>>150231153
i hope a baba yaga drone kills someone you love

>>150231149
Sounds like projection

>>150231114
If anyone needs proof of this hypothesis just look at the press conference tonight, in chicago a city with only 5% muslim population, going absolutely ape shit for MVP.

I didn't even know MVP was muslim until tonight, but sure as shit there you go MVP is muslim so all the weak pathetic weak low T kebab munchers go nuts for an jamaican english guy from london

>>150231156
You're gonna need to take those meds playa!

aaron pico de gallo

>>150231164
Fair enough desu

I had a dream that Dustin Poirier was working at Autozone

>>150231176
wuts that like a megsigan cookie

It's crazy how discovering Khamzat is two feet taller than Du Midgeness has changed the fuckin game playa!!!

The last time a bellator legend came over, he set the UFC on fire.

>>150231156
it says so in the curryan

Dimeless Du piggies are not taking his auraless press conference fail well at all I fear

I had a dream that Dricus was riding Khamzat around like a horse and every time they saw a Muslim they had to stop and cry and fall down and kiss Dricus' feet as he passed.

>>150231153
>>150231164
>>150231177
as a verified Evloever, he didn't pull out, he didn't want to take a fight in the summer and let the UFC schedule someone else to fight Volk so he decided to wait

>>150231179
CARN SADA

>>150231171
Your mum got munched

I dont dream about men like an cocksucking bumfucking faggot slob. Respectfully.

>boo l-louder
Is this the infamous Du Piglet trash talk we have been hearing so much about?

>>150231171
Its even more hilarious when you realise MVP only converted so he could marry his Muslim girlfriend (who never wears Hijab and is always dressed like a slut on social media)

>>150231213
what would chael have done

another wonk nose just left the cockroach factory

The revelation that only a group of 30-50 terminally online chuds care about du piglet is mindbreaking some members of this general sadly

>>150231219
The more you post about “le muslims” the more you show they are just normal people.

What a sad white boi my playas lmao

dricus has sent a chill down millions of spines today

>>150231230
I think you'd be surprised.

>>150231231
>muslims
>normal people
lmao

>>150231219
Ur bitter bro, have a little grow up lad

wonk nose "normal people"

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

30 is generous i only know of one terminally online individual that posts constantly about “du piglet”

Kill Muslims!

>>150231237
Exactly they don’t even accept my trans identity

>>150231194
Nah unfazed, bitched the crowd and bitched khamzat.

He's a boer, he is 100% used to being a minority amongst people that hate him but still dominating everyone.

He knows that the opinion of those booing him dont matter, theres a heirarchy here and he is firmly at the top.

All the animalistic noises raging can't change that, he puts the work in with his superior genetics and mindset, khamzat is lost all his usual antics are useless.

DDP is from a tribe that went to the most barbaric place on earth and turned it into paradise. Khamzat is mountain dweller stock that is just donkey rage, it's good against a lot of people who rely on donkey rage but not this guy.

>>150231248
based

We cannot allow them inside Gaza.

khamzat really just got the ufc to add his friend to a ppv and even the presser

drone strike their weddings

>>150231248
You shouldnt say that. All humen are eqyals.

>>150231253
In short
Khamdaddy made your bacon bussy sizzle

Champ Camp or Chump Dump?

>>150231263
Some of us are more equal than others.

Kai Asa Akira

>>150231266
associating with this 13-4 bellator scrub does not bode well

Chael picked Dricus btw

palestinian daycares are legitimate military targets

>>150231219
Box ticking exercise, I love how the retarded tribal muslims fall for it.

He's one of us, but actually he's a civilised professional clapping baddie cheeks whilst doing the bare minimum to appease their backward community.

Oh yeah proper muslim me, as he cums on her face nightly, guy is living the dream.

Defiling a nice bit of muslim puss whilst pretending to give a fuck about their religion, meanwhile they all cheer him on.

>>150231253
>reddit spacing wall of cope

>>150231281
They're not civilians cuz they aren't humans partner!

>>150231280
that's the death blow
Chimmy wins
awooo xD

>>150231277
His association with Till more than makes up for that

>>150231281
hamas' idea of daycare is marching children into minefields

>>150231280
Well it's been fun DDP sisters but now it's truly over.

>>150231212
>Yeah, totally disappointed in Khamzat guys. This is the worst thing that's happened to the UFC, since I've been president, no shit. We will make it up to the fans, I promise.
*2 weeks later*
>That's right guys, we've got an exclusive 2 hour interview with Ankalaev live from Abu Dhabi! It's going to be available on Paramount Punch Plus and we will be giving out TUF shirts from the second season to the first 500 subscribers.

>>150231280
Every moment my confidence in Khamzat increases

kumzats son is inbred and dying because hes inbred

>>150231310
Whittaker?

>>150231286
It's like how they all rallied behind Tate despite his lifestyle and brand being the polar opposite of everything a Muslim is supposed to be

>>150231310
Why didn’t Pigus say this at the press conference instead of stuttering and looking upset?

palestinian haram holes are built for bunker buster bombs

>>150231264
I bet you served me kebab at some point.

>>150231310
Many say the same vis an vis Thom Aspinsal

>>150231280
It's over diddy p bros

Who's got the first question? How about you retard in a wheelchair.

>>150231325
Factual post I'm afraid, oh dear oh dear I fear our greatest allies require more tomahawk missiles.

>>150231337
This is Tom Aspinall Jr in about 30 years

WHY are ratlipfans so fucking obsessed with gay sex?

>>150231337
Nice of them to let Tomala’s son come to the press conference

Milligram for Milligram best fighter of all time?

dricus will take khamzat's soul and eat it

Oh no did the kikes destroy your whole family, and all your friends, and gunned you down in the street like a dog :( I'm sorry :(

>>150231337
Crazy that Kai said that

>>150231321
Yeah it's amazing the lack of logic to be honest, i mean the religion has many contradictions but an obvious charlatan gets accepted and honoured/

I guess that's kind of the whole basis of their religion but still, some weirdo pimp from luton shouldn't be able to pull that off in the 21st century,

if post contains: retard
then reply with: tom aspinall's son

>>150231325
This but bacon Boers and BBC butchering

>>150231219
The real power move would be making her denounce her religion. Imagine converting for a woman.

DDP is gonna braai up khamzats haram hole with hummus brother, thats what wonky nose inbred retards call halal brother alar akbar

>>150231379
Literally me

if DDP gets destroyed in the first round, will that be the death of the "aura" meme?

Jews have been gatekeeping muzzies out of the Holy Land division for like the past 100 years straight playa!

>>150231384
true but then you have no family to send her back to after you are done cumming on that big muslim batty.

yemeni grandmothers foreheads were crafted by allah to receive american made cruise missiles brother

The POZZEDcord did NOT take the presser very well!

>>150231424
They're gonna need to die pal, they're in the way they're slowing up progress. Ugh.

>>150231415
Ya DDPs have failed at gatekeeping ya steatorrhea stench thoughbeit

chechen cities are handcrafted for russian artillery barrages

>>150231408
No it will just move to someone else

all great fights have aura

>>150231426
just spam knees

>>150231253
kek what a porked bitch

>>150231408
>muslims aren't aura posting about khamzat

>>150231457
He shoots too low

>>150231439
What?

Fact: Du piglet will tap just like Pozzedtaker

What's that mean playa? Eww, that the fuck does that mean?

Qanonier will personally arrest obama

>>150231466
Ya steatorrhea soiled armpiggies ain’t safe for the general public playa

>>150230953
>>150230972
what the world could have been vs what's its heading to

>>150231502
That's wassup

allah wanted Northrop Grumman to weapons test on muslims i fear

dricus ain't tapping
nap or snap only

>>150231489
he already beat that freemason ass

>>150231465
just spam soccer kicks

>>150231310
just how good is Tom's retarded son?

>>150231465
just leapfrog

>>150231525
Khamzat on the other hand, I see bitch in him. Missed weight by 14lbs, retired to covid the dude is weak mentally.

I really want Dricus to win but right now the aura vibes feel like Khamzat's gonna completely ragdoll him

>>150230632
Holosphere

During the fight, Dricus will remove his face mask to reveal he was actually Zakarias Berg all along. Khamzat will then schaub his pants and run away

>>150231520
sold them all out for a go at a 4/10 white woman I dread!

if khamzats son is a good boy maybe daddy Raytheon will design a heat seeker that will put him out of his musmisery

>>150231475
beast of a doctors stoppage

Dricus is gonna drill Khamzat like an oil well

hamzats haram hole has hemorraged hog hummus

>>150231212
Caio Brow is the backup fighter making weight tomorrow.

Imagine the sheer elated bloodlust Luke Thomas will experience when Khamzat's son gets nailed by a 900 lb cluster bomb

>>150231564
he lost to this guy too
https://youtu.be/1zP64eQG10M?si=F835t7XMI5JBpqnw

I want to believe in pico

Put Muslims into body bags, dump Muslims into a hole, vaporize Muslims with a nuclear bomb, run Muslims over with a Hummer, chop Muslims in half with a 50 caliber machine gun, stomp on a Muslim child's neck.

Lmao at the pro Russian fighter cheers propaganda comical even

>>150231617
believe he’ll stand there doing nothing (the bellator special)

>>150231610
Luke Thomas is fundamentally against air warfare, he likes all his killings to be up close and personal

>>150231551
Yeah the weight miss tells it all. His best victories vs burns and usman were all mental, you can see DDP is unfazed by it. Khamzat finally up against someone he can't just bully and his brain is fried.

>>150231553
Everyone knows this. Why do you think BDStards are posting about the Middle East instead of the actual fight, genera is already in full seethe mode

Dirty Diapers Piggy is such a hungry cumslut

>>150231614
I genuinely think a guy like Khabib would have killed himself if he ever got shut down by some Swedecucks in any form of grappling. Khamzat has no honour

>>150231104
who?

>>150231644
haram hole hooped?

>m-maybe if he survives he'll w-win the decision in the later rounds heh...
Dricbros what is heck is this crap

>He heckin lost 2 unimportant greco roman wresling matches when he was 17 yrs old, heh checkm8
this is the best BDS trannies can come up with lmaooo

>>150231644
Buddy got his chain rattled by a little bit of banter.

Go on then, give us your finest technical appraisal of Khamzat winning.

>>150231660
But enough about the daddy dickdown you received

>>150231681
ur brown tho

Fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average size person, Id say?

Khamzat will see red and go all out but if that doesn't work then watch out because woo wee will he be tired

>>150231666
No one believes that though. Khamzat gasses in the first. DDP batters him in the second, and it's basically down to how thick his skull is after that.

khamzat gets hit way too much for it to be a decision

>>150231671
who is the movieblob of mma

Khamzats striking is shit

>>150231688
I’m a Jewish chad.
We run y’all piggies and send the Muslimeen to gape you while you impotently seethe on 4chan

The latest finish in Khamzat's career is 1 minute 15 seconds of round 2. Statistically, if DDP lasts just 7 minutes, Khamzat can't get a finish after that point

>>150231111
Shut the fuck up, fucking muzzie animal, Shitcago is an embaressment. Fuck allah, fuck 60 IQ muzzies. DDP will kill Cumshot. Чeчeн-в жoпe члeн, Кaдыpoв- хyecoc

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night~

Why did Chicago's faggy shitskin crowd boo Dricus?

i got khamzat by controversial control time based decision

grenades gape gazaussy

>I’m a Jewish chad.
>We run y’all piggies and send the Muslimeen to gape you while you impotently seethe on 4chan

>>150231639
As he famously said after the battle of Waheed Orphanage "As long as they die eventually it's all the same to me"

>>150231740
Du piglet is a dimeless anti-draw sadly

>>150231264
In short you are muzzie faggot bitch

>>150231748
Where did you find this photo of me?

>I’m a Jewish chad.
>We run y’all piggies and send the Muslimeen to gape you while you impotently seethe on 4chan

>>150231740
only ddp they respect in chitown is deep dish pizza i lamentably fear

>>150231755
Is that true?

>>150231755
swear to Allah you aren't Muslim

>>150231740
Literally just that reason, look at their shitty beards when it pans to the crowd. Mindlessly cheering MVP too just because muslim. It's a 3rd world tribal mindset. It's a free event so they all come out, it will be so different on fight night.

Only retarded tranny faggots like Chicago Deep Dish """"""""Pizza"""""""""

>>150231740
>dricsissies still seething hours later

>>150231735
Lmao what are you doing in this thread, ruskies can't fight, go watch figure skating

>>150231671
ketotards revved

As a brown man I can say that Chimaev loses I'm afraid

>>150231815
Chimaev is huwite though

>>150231803
I was here long before you, пeтyшapa eбaнaя. Pyccкиe зaгнaли чepнoжoпых пeтyхoв в гopы, тepпи ,кyкoлд

time for all dricbussies to grab a juice box and a nap

Ratlip is petrified. Fear in the eyes. Shite lining the inside of the jocks

Many Muslims will die

>>150231822
Speaking russian to him and having him respond is the ultimate cuckery.

Just like all the others here talking in english, they know who their daddy is, that's why thing cling to the last fragments of masculinity like khamzat.

>>150231792
Did Belal give them free tickets or what?

>>150231836
This is how Dricus will stop the takedown
>Stop, my invincible inbred

>>150231740
I'm afraid pigskins got utterly humiliated and du piggy emasculated

imagine the smell, indian tier
>https://youtu.be/_aqtEWzgBxc

>Ivan is furiously replying to all daddy posters while Chechen and Dagestani daddies breed his women
You will be replaced, virgin.

>>150231860
brampton classic

>>150231852
>>150231856
>>150231860
The three little shitskins

>>150231870
>>150231870
>>150231870

>>150231822
Quite a humiliating experience I imagine watching the likes of BASED black beast sending Volkov into the shadow realm
Btw why do you have to hope that some South African can beat Chimaev? Why do you not have any fighters of your own?
Mы зacтaвили твoeгo бaтю-aлкaшa нacpaть твoeй мaтepи-шлюхe в poт, тepпитe тoлькo вы КEК

>>150231850
No press conference is usually free, it represents the unemployed people from a given area more than anything.

You are an ugly FREAK!

>>150231883
We need to get these sandniggers the fuck out.

>>150230598
He was so close to winning the preser. Why does khamzat have to give into some gay american wiggerdom and chimp out like a soi? All he had to do was keep the stoic shit up and look at him. Now he lost. Hopefully this isn't a blueprint of things to come. We need Khamzat to win.

Bump

>>150231111
>>150231735
0/10 argument, no hammerhead mutt or tails involved.

>>150230243
facts