Thread 150231262

/cric/ - the cricketer's general

no cricket on

Bumrah is the GOAT

yank flags in

I see what people mean about zachys britjeet mick
not good!

YFO

>>150231287
tabla x
>>150231322
fagbla

Pavement
My peng flat
Weighted chin-ups

Bumrah came from a single parent household living in a tiny flat in Gujarat not being able to afford bowling shoes. Donald Fraudman was a draaft dodging conman born with a silver spoon in his mouth

Wonder what I actually have to do to make brainlet civil servants appreciate what I have done over the last few years
Like something out of a black mirror episode at this point
Basically just never get a job. Absolutely horrific

>no father figure
>breaks the law (of the game)

>bowling shoes
this evokes the kind that slide a bit on polished surfaces
>donald fraudman
had to think about this for a second

I'd forgotten how boring the shitjeet gimmick was
has to be zachy cos he's the only one who spams the same 4 topics ad nausea for months

>>150231435
he's a nonce. the lads in the discord already doxed him last time he was here and are chatting about either releasing a pdf on his family's socials or reporting him to the feds for the memes kek

I will help shitjeet with his writing

I am being discriminated against for being a southern tarq. This is the only explanation

Eye test passers ranked:
1. mcgrath
2. steyn
3. anderson
POWERGAP
4. the rest

>windowless
forgot about that lmao
makes sense why his mental health has spiralled since moving in

Taking it up with HR soon

Cummins passes the eyetest more than Glenn '27.4 degrees' McGrath

>>150231508
McChucker's arm is more bent than your lenses

>>150231508
>walsh
>ambrose
>waqar
>akram

McGrath was a chucker mate
They had to bend the rules to accommodate his accommodate his stock delivery

McGrath was a chucker mate
They had to bend the rules to accommodate his stock delivery
'ths chuck to right handers from over the wicket'

>think I'll buy a flat instead of a house in fucking york where you can actually afford homes
such a donedon move lol

Best pozzie bowler is unironically HISland but the racist invasive species are keeping the native Aborigini out of the team. Start him in you'll Abowash England

>>150231596
genuinely don't know what he meant by this
worst part is he doesn't even properly own the tiny flat
probably took all the bedsit comments to heart and then in a panic just went for the best deal on the first page of zoopla results. dire

>>150231596
yeah BRB mate I'll just buy a fucking house in the centre of York because I'm a billionaire. Bellend

He gets wickets and he’d be in the side except who do you drop and he probably can’t play every test anyway. It’s hard, bit like when MacGill was around he’s probably the 2nd best leggie in history but the best guy was already there

>>150231619
'properly own'
What does this even mean
you are so dumb it hurts

And I have loads of space. Like you ever leave your laptop thumbing arena anyway

why didnt macgill just go play for england?
theyre an open border

>the dork from york shitting up every thread about his mum's flat
I don't care about the bedsit pro max you fucking bore. nobody does

seethe on rentcuck lol

you're repetitive and offensively uninteresting

you're a fat neek

bedsit?
is that like shoegaze?

>some fat neek calls me out
>Ree stop talking about your peng flat

>>150231656
bit odd to consider hunting elephants as an example of a standard bowling action

>>150231543
>>150231558
>>150231567
>>150231588

what kind of giga tarq owns a house in the centre of town
you neeks really are dumb, can tell you are both clueless rentoids

I don't own a car

what if we brought the underarm back but made it so it could only bounce once before the batsman?

>>150231813
Think crackden but for students who never escape debt

Viewed some bedsits, didn't buy any of them

Space is so overrated anyway
A man living alone in a 50 sq metre flat has basically more space than a family of 6 in a middle class mansion
why on earth does some neek need a house

>>150232012
reckon you'd be fined for saying batsman innit lad
girl power carn my tillies

Kumble > Warne

kumble couldn't satisfy 3 woman at one time

>>150232143
>Space is so overrated anyway
based Challenger astronauts iykwim haha

the trinity of male YouTube genres:
>astronomy
>archaeology
>math

Rohit has gone on record saying that Boland was the hardest australian bowler hes faced

T20 tomorrow night
Shan't be watching since Mitch Owen is in heem recovery

wait county cricket is based?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM0HxROoTMG/

physical violence towards british people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-F_w52RmC8

Bumble's a retard

not watching that but the answer is West Indies desu

>>150234493
Jared's not much better
He thought Cam Green was terrible in the windies tests

>>150234248
Always pondered what these big tanks are for?

Are Aussies going to be any good this summer?

>>150234493
nah, he's right, you're wrong

>>150234569
Trans-Atlantic semen pipeline

eating a cold rissole

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>150234574
good? hard to say
will we win 5-0? almost certainly

how come the country your parents abandoned is shit at its one sport shitjeet mate?

its a shame the english let the bindians bounce back after being trounced by the peewees and us

so true
would've been really nice to see them get btfo by three different nations in consecutive series

Just copped: John Lewis square Faux Jute Outdoor Pouffe, Natural

mornin' fellas x

>>150235409
aussies are finna THRASH englel but
looks like you made the resident terrorists go KABOOM with yer post, fella

>>150234597
keKkkkk

>>150232266
queem QUEEM hhjaaaAAA

get your maharishi t shirts on lads could be the last day of summer

Derbyshire with a worryingly muscular start against the Pears here, could be a big chase

my mums taste is amazing
never blunders

wait that sounded wrong lol

Matt Montgomery quite a shrewd signing for them, wouldn't have minded the Pears coming in for him desu

Definitely need a new top order batsman, wonder who else might be available

thoughts on cricket?

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Bedsit incest lol

thats hot

A bedsit consists of one combined bedroom and living space mate, this is contrary to my dwelling, which consists mostly of a living area in one room, and a bedroom as its own entity in a separate room.

>one combined bedroom and living space mate
you mean a studio?

that's what they call bedsits in Donedon to flog them yes

Bore off bedsitty B

Always had a fondness for Derbyshire because I sort of see it as Worcestershire's equivalent in the east

Derby itself is very grim though, by all accounts, whereas Worcester remains moderately pleasant

the derby accent not the best

the only reason I have ever been to derby is because the cross country train often stops there for five minutes for whatever reason
so might nip off to Greggs at the station if it's Friday
so I have literally never spent more than about 4 and a half minutes in derby

>one bedroom flat
Grim. Can’t have kids. Can’t have people staying over.
Based on my extensive research, a three bed in York is only 350k, mortgage on that is less than 1.5 a month. No brainer

how much was paid for the bedsit?

I’ve heard the knocking shop opposite Derby station is good

you can you'll just need to buy somewhere bigger first
and it's called a futon you mug
nothing wrong with a flat as a first purchase, especially one as peng as this

>>150236909
chill out champ

>only afford a one bed in York
I’d estimate your salary at 25-35k, barely more than minimum wage

Houses are bourgeoisie

>>150237031
get a load of this tarquin trying to make out York is cheap
why do I need two bedrooms

you can't but think cameron winter is about to sing cancer of the anus every time he sings cancer of the eighties

seems the Russian websites don't require you to submit your globo ID
makes sense I guess

>>150232143
nobody even tried to debunk this elite truthie

Current weather: Designer cider. maharishi T-shirt

Swear down if Spotify recommends me '''''black country new road''''- besties one more time

Off to Leeds later for a five guys followed by the Hundred

Pigeons are the English niggers of birds

>>150237458
alri ms. Bonnie Blue

Toil occupies the mind and pacifies the will

there was a great quote I read on /pol/ but that's just not quite it

there is guy in the UK who is now under investigation for killing a seagull because it stole his chips, and they are a protected species
described as medium build
Id wager that's a very flattering and very modern description. He must really be borderline obese, nobody else would be that seething about their chips being stolen

bouldering later

Cameron winter- nausicaa absolutely based music

Church on Sunday
Looking forward to it

got a bit of an ongoing saga with a blinds man and a very Irish surname. Dude can't measure and needs to go spend a week on a tape measure course in Peterborough
this would never have happened if I had hired a welshman instead

Cromwell, Churchill, and Thatcher are to blame

the trick for a good toasted sandwich is sprinkling salt on the outside of it when its fresh off the press

maybe he's an Irish gypsy actually as his accent is weird and not really Irish. Lots of gypsies in Yorkshire desu

>>150237744
GOTTEM

the thing is the blinds are nearly fine,
but there is one window that is so bad that is has drawn my scrutiny to the rest of them
if he hadn't fucked up one so badly I wouldn't have even noticed how not quite so good the others are
It's annoying, I'm frustrated for him, if he hasn't mucked up one particular one so badly we both could have gone about our lives peacefully- me oblivious to his lack of perfectionism

I work in the pub industry and would never hire an Irish sounding contractor or take a booking from someone with an Irish accent.
Next thing you know you’ve got a pub full of gyppos breaking all the glassware stealing the stock and you have to pay 5 grand cash for the shitty tarmac job or they’ll burn the place down. Irish are scum

the thing is the blinds are nearly fine,
but there is one window that is so bad that is has drawn my scrutiny to the rest of them
if he hadn't fucked up one so badly I wouldn't have even noticed how not quite so good the others are
It's annoying, I'm frustrated for him, if he hadn't mucked up one particular one so badly we both could have gone about our lives peacefully- me oblivious to his lack of perfectionism

bruh
shut up

bla
shut up

neither your sport nor your place to tell me what do you fat neek

What's the grand old neek of York seething about now

stay in yer capacity fat
>>150237767
arbeit macht frei

>>150238461
t. average british soldier in ballarat in 1954

looks like the brown noser of sebbo is in lads

>>150238843
GOTTEM

Danish g"lf

absolutely despise golf

for me it's danish gilfs iykwim haha

>>150238421
tesla x

Sitting in my peng flat ruminating over the lyrics of Pancho Villa by Sun Kil Moon

same but digitalism - pogo

Leasehold flats the reddit neek repellent

same but eye of the volcano - stereolab

So his crackden isn't even freehold? Lmao

hush u pfft

freehold flats are barely even a thing and they have their own issues anyway
as if a donedoner isn't going to buy this place for 220 in 4 years
this ownership stuff is all just meaningless semantics

how does having a freehold flat change the game compared to having a leasehold flat, the former barely even a thing anyway
can tell you are a brainlet just picking up buzzwords and parroting them

So you (your mum) paid what 150k? What's the annual service charge?

doxxable info

What's the name of that really grim soulless commuter town certain man ITT just bought a house in
Sounds like perrydale or something
Just annoying me because I need the name for online banter purposes and I can't quite remember it

>>150239252
annual service charge to use his mum? £566 and a maharishi rain coat

>>150239354
reckon you'll find it's emmerdale

£566 AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT

>>150239382
Gottem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perivale

Oh it's this one lol
Jesus

Big fan of his work

>seething at people who can afford to buy houses in London
It’s the sort of thing a good therapist would help you work through

>>150239511
that's not bobby fischer

If I was rich I would buy a house in Seamer not Donedon

Which /cric/ "personality" vacuum bought a house in Perivale? Not up to date with all these tosspots

when will the younguns and the midlife crisis people my age realise how fucking shit tight fitting dress shirts look

>>150239589
GO TO SLEEP DUMB NEET SPASTIC

Not sure how my mums manages to be so continually never-wrong on anything interior design related

really is a talent

I decorated her interior last night, so I assume it's some osmosis effect

Sunberg is scorching the leaves of my Aspidistra plant yellow
It really is a a shade plant
Less sun the better

>Less sun the better
applied for donedon yet mate

Would rather my ashes be thrown into the sea than live in London

cannot understand [Deleted] cucks

Aspidistra really do not like any sunlight at all
The thing is it at a plant shop you will naturally always be mis-sold
There's a natural discrepancy between what owners of plant shops mean and what idealistic plant owners think they mean

>look up Perivale location
>next to Wembley, Southall, Harrow and Hounslow
NAMASKARAM WELCOME TO WEST LONDIA

It's probably safer for a /cric/ whiteboi to live amongst chill, peaceful Hindus/Sikhs than other areas where he'd inevitibly get bullied by black/paki/chav/mick roadmen

>>150239808
alri griggy bails iykwim haha

So glad based britjeet is back
Remember when the neek of Redditch tried to sully your great name with that contrived wagie salary gimmick
Anyone with half a brain saw right through it

yes lads
friday night
lets be 'aving you
what we drinking tonight

>>150240006
vodka yet again really should be drinking more water meza

Few duvels
Few Welsh IPAs
You know
The usual

>implying white /cric/ posters
Might plant some carrots in the garden once we’ve settled after the move. Ready for Christmas dinner: got the whole family coming round this year, the three bed can fit them all.

>three bedroom house
Have you ever considered not being poor?

>>150240030
>>150240033
got some big bottles of shit lager
got some whiskey (penders)

three bedroom ''''''''''’''''''''''''''''''house'''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>150240067
750 mL shitnlager? been a while since i had a longneck
used to buy 2L of shit beer for $10 when i was a povo student

Is there a Goals in Perivale? Let's have a /cric/ 5 or 7 a side whitebois + pakis vs Indians. Caribbeans and native Saffers can choose a side (it won't matter)

Wealth is fleeting
Easy to turn on its head

Will not be stepping foot in perivale
Sounds incredibly grim

Goals Wembley is there, or you’ve got the Pitshanger Sport Club, Fred Perry used to play tennis there. Decent golf course too. Not sure some of you lot would get in though, it’s pretty hardcore Tarq

>>150240095
yep there was a cuurrrazy deal on and the beer is alri' so picked up a bunch of them, regretted it since but still have some leftovers. Looking forward to the whisky later...

Didn't go bouldering today
Might kms

>>150240280
if you were in donedon it'd be a cuurrry iykwim haha

Observing some freakish human outside eating some goyslop
They have no idea I can see them because my windows are tinted

>>150240398
kek you alri' micksperg
hope you are doing ok lad

>>150240454
cheers mate
guess i'm doing alri
guess i should go to the doctor for a checkup thoughbeit
too much daily drinking

got a fuck off lump on my neck lads
left it for a few weeks but it hurts now
what do

Cameron Winter is performing at the Roundhouse in London on December 1, 2025. The concert is scheduled for 7:00 PM. According to Gigseekr, the event is listed as an event/gig, and tickets are likely available. The Roundhouse is located on Chalk Farm Road in Camden Town.

>>150240510
pain is normally a bad sign as it means there is something literally eating your body
A bit like how you know a cut is infected because it hurts
At worst you probably have lymphoma or something
Not a death sentence
Go to the doctor though

>According to Gigseekr, the event is listed as an event/gig
>Gigseekr
>event/gig
no kidding

One of the greatest benefits of living in London is the plethora of world class entertainment right at your doorstep, whether that’s live music or theatre or sport. I could take in a Shakespeare matinee in the west end, head up to Camden for the gig and be back home in Perivale in time for bed

grew up in a small village so prefer small cities x
I suppose one could call it part and parcel of growing up in a small village lel

>>implying white /cric/ posters
>celebrating xmas with family
>in Perivale
>not Indian
Not white, married, next door to Ealing Rd. Sri Lankan xtian? Tell me i'm not wrong

When will the world recognise my undeniable genius?

Congratulations mate you now live nextdoor to britjeets brother

>>150240661
when (if) you reclaim the ashes root

Went to a gig at RH recently, met some nice fellow fans. Venue and staff were great, sound was a touch boomy from the spherical roof. Few min down the road around the corner there's a tiny little music bar worth checking out after for some more cool live six string music

He looks jubilant
Thrilled at the news of his loyal servants clawing back enough square mile from globohomo
How do these pics even go mainstream btw?

>>150240841
would bang his sister tbqhwydesu

That is true desu
Why do these intimate pictures of North Korean leader exist so readily on Western phone
Rather odd

So basically that picture had to be taken by someone
There must be a name for these people in North Korean society?
People who are allowed to take pictures of North of korea and leak it to the ((((((West))))))?

my mind just got blown

That is true to be fair..never really thought a about it for
Who does take these photos and release them to the west?

itt: people who only just learnt about pr
there's a reason the (((media))) wants you to hate nationalist governments btw

how did the trump putin discussion go
really not looking forward to sharing a bunk bed in East Poland with a fat neek

North Korea looks absolutely lovely
Way better than Malton

I don't think Mossad would ever be intelligent enough to infiltrate North Korean society

The average human is barely even sentient

>>150239581
I think it's zachy's latest britjeet gimmick. He's hoping enough people have forgotten that it was already proved to be him several times (he even admitted it)

i fucking love you lads

No, some wannabe aspirational tarq ITT bought a house in perivale and we are all laughing at how grim it looks

I’m dying boys

>>150242024
100% cancer mate

Guess which corrupt company is getting a strongly worded e-mail on Monday

>>150242024
Thanks for circling it mate

>>150242024
one of the least threatening things I have ever seen in my life
cancer wants to kill you. If it doesnt hurt it's not cancer

>>150242115
It DOES hurt to touch and it’s grown from nowhere over the past few weeks

Not a doctor but I seriously doubt there is anything going on there that is going to spread to your liver and result in total organ death

London's good fun when you're in your 20s and willing to live centrally in a houseshare
Becomes pretty grim when you get to your early 30s and start to think it's a good idea to spend more than half a mil on some small depressing house in Perivale and thousands more per year on a season ticket into the city and leaving the house at 7.15am each morning and getting home at 7.15pm each evening and deluding yourself into thinking you're somehow succeeding in life

Peewees continuing to disgrace themselves throughout the h*ndred

used to love this fella growing up, weirdo but good tunes he made all by himself and that

https://youtu.be/WHI_2v790EE?si=aKYi3hi3XBYjMhCd

Recovered from last week's unbearable ennui by simply pretending the incident which caused it didn't happen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15001359/hostile-alien-spaceship-proof-Harvard-professor-comet-mothership.html

They come in peace I reckon
It is a spaceship but that doesn't necessarily mean they have any interest in starting a war with earth
If they tried they would have a hard time defeating the Russian army

It it doesn't hurt
It's not cancer

Shan’t be moving to the provinces. My wife is from Calcutta, so the kids are mixed. Can’t be doing with the ignorance you get, much prefer a diverse and multicultural environment, especially for schools.

>>150244499
Grim on so many levels that I simply don't know where to begin

Right so this company that I supposedly work for and give my life to are too cowardly once again too break the news
I mean I would be sad if my grandfather wasn't a multi millionaire

>my kids are from Calcutta
Toothpick arms definitely on the cards

Alright neeks

There's blood on that blade
Fuck me, I'm falling apart

>>150244829
no but steven blade

Did you a cheeky bit of murder tonight lad?
Hope you have got a Jewish lawyer

The essence of comedy is that it invites you to think in different ways

Couldn't be me
I don't have serial killer vibes

As has been pointed out, the hatred for London is almost always down to small minded bigotry, however gussied up that is by the sort of elaborate narratives you see posted.

Webb

I am wired to the man
I take the train at dawn for him

London is a beautiful, wonderful city and sex with immigrants is Jasmine scented and beautiful

Looks like the Donedon neek brigade is in lads

The Sopranos (1999-2007) was the pinnacle of TV

>>150231287

Cricket is a stupid sport and I dislike anyone who enjoys it. Worse than baseball.

>>150245320
glammylad :D

>>150245320
not a bad tune for you that lad

I prefer The Wire to the Sopranos

Imagine unironically living in Donedon

>>150245472
You're wrong

The Wire just hits harder
They are different shows desu
The wire more of a drama
The sopranos more a soap opera

the Yank century is upon us

literally all Indian
bizarre country
wish George III hadn't had a menty B and created your mess by losing it

The ancient Egyptians postulated seven souls

>>150245538
I always thought 20/20 would do well in the states. Its miles more entertaining than baseball.

Yanks literally get the ends of their dicks cut off in the name of Israel

id rather lose at sport and have an entire penis
Than win at sport and have a chopped, mutilated, dry penis

>>150245800
>id rather lose at sport
fortunately youre experts at that

bit rich coming from yanks
you're so fat you had to invent your own sports

>ha ha, you invented your own sports
so this is the power of british "banter"

football is shit and only working class morons like it

bri'ish football is shit*

FTFY

The UK's military budget is so pathetic
China would just take out one of our carriers instantly. Sitting duck. Would be a joke

the brighton seagulls probably peck at zachy's arms thinking they're chips

the difference between me and you ol bingo wings is that you are an obese nerd and I can do 25 pull-ups

GOTTEM

The Wire just hits different
harder

yeah cos of course when some tourist asks zachy what the best city in England is he definitely won't say London and will just say Scarborough or something lmao
fuck off with the bullshitting mate, it's just a contrarian gimmick that's worn thin and you know it. London and Manchester the only places in this nation where there's anything to do. otherwise it's just depressing shite like the bards of this world have to do to kill time - going to lidl or for naked runs in the forest

Literally couldn't think of a single Dua lipa melody if I tried
They don't exist
Really shit fridge body too

Who do I support?
I'm a Guyana Amazon Warrior like my father before me

>>150238901
how hard is it to post the pic the right way lmao? you literally always get it wrong. so desperate to be a degenerate zoomer phoneposting mong but you're literally a clueless grandpa with tech

Sent from my good laptop

>where theres's anything to do
what does this mean you absolute moron
There is youth culture in London and Manchester yeah, but I don't like big cities

Never heard her music and her Tiny Desk was average/shit but she has 10/10 sex appeal my balls would be emptied

>>150245320
i am onto you u lil gimmickster

got the fat neek on his laptop seething lads
knew that would push his buttons

does britain have any wildlife? seems devoid of any real character and national identity besides muh history. once you strip it back you have nothing.

>>150246461
maybe the only thing i agree with you ngl

>>150246686
dumb drunk alchy. it's already been explained multiple times, including ITT
and yes this also applies to your fav hobby - you could be having much better friday night benders there right now instead of sitting alone with a bottle in your bedsit

>>150246708
they actually do, kinda amazeballs too ngl

>>150246708
York has loads of wildlife

>>150246725
not drunk at all you stupid cunt
you sound more drunk than me

>not drunk
just fucking thick then

>>150246729
will never forgive them for the extinction of the great auk†

>>150246734
how could i forget about the endemic pale york neek

can't wait for the nights to draw in and for it to get colder so I can listen to Endsong again (we're an Endsong general). teach glammylad a thing or two about /c/usic

look at me I did a swear

dark nights ahead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9pUR1QV3yQ&pp=ygUSaGlnaCBjb250cmFzdCBkYXlz
only time ever glammylad posted a good tune. at least it's a better SR than micksperg with a funny comment I suppose

more of an Interstellar man

>>150246797
what

Subhuman dead-jew-on-a-stick worshipping chr*stcucks hunt animals to extinction wherever in the world they regretfully infest. Only those with Sanatan Dharma in their hearts truly can live in quilibrium with nature

>>150246799
boiling because you're shit at phoneposting lol
>ynr the twat bought a TV that took up 67.4% of the surface area of his bedsit ahahahaha

can't be arsed to read any more fat neek drivel
going to sleep
maybe forever

>>150246869
No I'm really good at phone posting desu
Why do you have it in for TVs so much you absolute freak

>>150246885
I accept your concession. goodnight phoneposting mong. dream about your google pixel instead of a good laptop lol

zero exercise, ever
watches the chase on the good laptop, after thumbing the bad laptop all day

>>150246862
is treating the environment like an open garbage disposal living in equilibrium? stick to other forms of baiting as this form has no legs.

Remember when the neek freak money-obsessed Irishman bard got all weird and jealous about based britGODs cousins salary and got absolutely exposed by britGODs pure composure and Hinduism inspired enlightenment
Never seen a humiliation quite like it. One of my favourite Internet gimmicks

never really got the zachy must be gay gimmick me. just seems a reach because of where he's from
to me if you come out of brighton straight you're super heterosexual if anything. if being straight in other cities is a v2, it's a v8 in brighton. maybe the most heterosexual man on /cric/ if you properly think about it desu

yeah but have you ever seen his penis in a woman?

>if being straight in other cities is a v2, it's a v8 in brighton
lol wtf quite funny
I am going to sleep

>>150246943
A failed attempt at deflection more crooked than Glenn McChucker's arm. Go watch Werner Herzog's Cave Of Forgotton Dreams. See the cave paintings of all the big animals hunted to extinction in Europe by your subhuman ancestors. All the forest destroyed. India still has elephants, lions, tigers, leopards, crocs, peacocks, and now even cheetahs once again

britjeet dropping truhnukes

It's an insult to compare Indic culture so ancient with some recent temporary virus as european cucktianity. Compare to China if you like. Their streets are cleaner but where are their tigers? Hunted down because they need to rub their testes with tiger teeth to try (and fail) to get up up for their fat wife

think there is still one or two cheetahs in Iran
should be protected at all costs

Israel will probably bomb the last five remaining iranian cheetahs

India asked Iran first and they were cunts about it (or they have so few left they couldn't find them) so they were imported from Namibia instead. Lovely cheetah cubs have been born already.
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/cheetah-cubs-born-kuno-national-park-india-b2310094.html

In Gujarat they've gone from barely 20 of the last Asian lions left in the world to 500+

>>150247105
just so you are aware ill never buy a single propoganda fluff piece that comes out of your country in respect to wildlife conservation. you'll never change the optics. the indian sprawl says it all. you've got no idea how to manage wildlife when the majority of your country are living under the poverty line and see it as a meal and a shag.

is there any pics of modi planting some trees? token gesture from a dictator kek.

>>150247215
based

>>150247265
Fuck do i care you peabrain convict go ride a stringray

>>150247377
whats up with Indians and the constant cognitive behaviour to fuck wildlife?

Sup cric. Hows the cricket going?

Sincerely,

A friend of the sport, /hoc/

>>150247490
we dont watch cricket in this general

>>150247105
>hes still repeating early 2000s archaeology
humans didnt wipe out the mammoths or really any of the megafauna found 20,000 years ago
younger dryas comet impact caused a reasonably significant extinction event in the northern hemisphere

waking up, eating a coco di mama sandwich then going bouldering an hour later is the zenith of consciousness

it's arguably house proud to eat your bogies

>>150247596
What do you do here?

>>150247804
normally just talk about property and finances

>nooooo plastic straws are terrible!
>wraps your drink in 15 layers of gladwrap so it doesnt spill while its delivered

>Bob Simpson dead
Cause of death - “suddenly”, the vax claims another victim

Not many better teams than this one

>>150250415
imagine if they’d had KP too, they might have actually won something

here's a real team

>team
>posts a squad
australian iq on display once again

aussies vs saffas today innit

got him on a string lads

>>150247026
ngl enjoyed this post kek

whats for tucker?

>>150252088
chicken

>>150251588
I imagine fielding 17 players rather than the traditional 11 would give you a significant advantage.

is hungry jacks any good or nah

better than mcshit easily

>>150252383
it absolutely fucking heems maccies

cricket on soon

>>150252383
its just burger king bro
so no

>>150252492
na its different here, chips are insanely good in aussie and better burgers, but we don't have hershey's pies which is a massive loss

Men's International Twenty20 Match - 3rd T20I
Australia vs South Africa
Series tied 1-1 currently

Start Time: 10 bings
Venue: Cazaly's Stadium, Cairns

Line ups:
Australia: Travis Head, Mitch Marsh (c), Josh Inglis (wk), Cameron Green, Tim David, Glenn Maxwell, Aaron Hardie, Ben Dwarshuis, Nathan Ellis, Adam Zampa, Josh Hazlewood

South Africa:
Ryan Rickelton (wk), Aiden Markram (c), Lhuan-dré Pretorius, Dewald Brevis, Tristan Stubbs, Rassie van der Dussen, Corbin Bosch, Senuran Muthusamy, Kagiso Rabada, Kwena Maphaka, Lungi Ngidi

Stream:
UK: TNT Sports 4 (go to yandex search cricket streams)
Aus: Fox cricket, Kayo

>>150252397
lgm

Kundalini energy man in?

Maxy

>>150252383
They've both gone to shit about 10 years ago when they stopped hiring anyone over 18-19

>>150252502
its the same burgers lol
the reason it has a different name is because BK lost a court case, not because its a different company
you're still getting the same shit, low quality takeaway slop

carls jr does flame grilled takeaway burgers better than BK for sure

>>150252662
ive lived in both countries

Did that bitch just say "batter"?

>>150252704
Now I want a fish and minimum chips

away we go

cairns has a very nice looking coastline

G O T T E R N

GONE GOTTEM

>>150252682
and you're australian
they're literally the same recipe from the same company lmao
you can get a completely shit version of the same burger because the 17yo making it decided not to give a fuck
hungry jacks is the same slop as BK, which is extremely low quality fast food. sorry to burst your bubble

nice stream brehs

https://cdn.livetv860.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=2796731&lang=ru&eid=290936815&lid=2796731&ci=261&si=41

>>150252746
do me a favour and go look at the menus on each website fella
don't post here again until you have

whats that david cunt like at test level. reckon hed be heaps better than most of the top order we have now

>>150252758
don't think he's played any first class test cricket
he did play in a junior team with my brother though apparently

>>150252758
Can he ramp though?

>>150252757
every fast food chain in the world has regional specific items
doesn't mean you eat them or that they're any good

wish i never asked about hungry jacks now

>>150252824
The year is extremely important for context...

another one down

Twink alert

shot

brevis is going to beat our whole team again bros

how the fuck are the proteas still churning out young talent despite the country going to shit over the last 15 years

Always been afraid of South Africans since I met a few at the Oval when me and my mate went to watch a Surrey match. It was the season after the 2007 Rugby World Cup final and they bullied us.
>yar you English didn’t do so good in the rugby nar.
>SITH IFFRICANS ARE BIG STRONG BOYS YAR
>yar we’re big strong boys yar
->beat you in the rugby yar
>BIG STRONG BOYS
>BIG STRONG BOYS
>yar
>yar

ok

For me, south africa has a top 5 national anthem
stirs the soul

how is this zoomer so good

Why the fuck is Australia wearing green and South Africa wearing yellow?

>>150253177
gm sir

Who're we barracking for?

SERIES ON THE LINE

not cricket simple as

Along with a plentiful African diet their cricketers all come from those posho schools so they play lots of rugby which builds the upper body strength. Pozzies likewise with AFL.

Advocate for India making a contact sport lile kabbadi the official national sport but they don't even have compulsary PE

>>150252967
Thing to remember about them is they aren’t clever

in India PE means pooing exams
lol VERY proud of this post

That would've been a six in India

the 'never met a nice south african' meme is actually real tbf

>>150253798
no but steven shittay iykwim haha

surely smacky and proto-smacky save >us here

Why are Australia playing their D team

David Maxwell (born 8 December 1963) is a British historian and academic, specialising in the missionary movement and Christianity in Africa.

Maxwell David is a Vocal Coach and Artist Development Consultant based in Los Angeles, California.

it's past my bedtime

Maxwell is a coffee brand

Who let this commentator out of the old folks home?

feel like the commentators don't care since they're not there

dwarshuis? more like doesfuckallforus

Will Maxwell?

Will Maxwell is a Violinist and Vocalist, rising mandolin player. He is also a studio violinist. He is making his way through Wilmington and wooing fans with his hypnotic sound.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SMACKLORD

he's a bit of superstar ol' maxwell

kino ending
well played saffas

>lose a game you were bossing on a memeshot
saffers at their best

'chabin bla x

>>150247105
>>150247139
>>150247215
>>150247377
done em

just found out Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor is Lorde's real name
>peewees

Eating rohu smoked fish

tarquin my son

less than a hundred sleeps till the ashes

five guys later

just warming up bonny?

Anyone fancy popping down the Duke of Kent to watch Invincibles vs The Fire in the ‘dred later?

wouldn't mind popping some nitrous and you can duke my kent

dire on wall sesh

you getting on the bingo again this weekend bard lad?

you getting on the bongo again this weekend bard lad?

Fucking hell lads just watched this live, brutal

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uGahI20kHTU

>>150256332
how the fuck did that happen

>>150256332
F

>>150256332
Adam hose pears legend, bards not going to be happy

buying antique tat for my flat

>>150256881
no but steven cremate

absolutely no good films on again
whenever you look at modern cinema now it's all sloppa without exception - wasn't the case 4-5 years ago
think I might retire from new films. nobody talks about them except on twitter anyway

New Aneet Padda kino on at the Park Royal Odeon, very pretty girl. Might go watch it after the ‘dred

>a NEET
he's literally me

>>150256332
not the best ADIDAS endorsement

eating dog poo

>all these sixes at the Oval
Aneet is love, Aneet is life

>>150259511
i'd love her iykwim haha

welsh dire have just smashed the record for most runs conceded in the donedred
>226/4 off 100
lmao we get it you lot have unathletic genes, no need to show off how awful they really are

think zachy 'dire on wall sesh' only has half or quarter welsh ancestry and look how unathletic he is even then. absolutely brutal, maybe one step up being born a bindian

>>150259648
there's only one welshman in the squad and he's not playing today.

not a sport

>>150259684
not unathletic at all. You Fat geek

playing in a team called welsh [whatever] transforms your dna

KEK they literally have a player called Ajeet

More like Welsh Dire

couldn't give any less of a fuck about the hundred

no but steven centuray

Just woke up

>tournament exposes his people's unathletic genetics
>I-I don't care ok??

rashid khan more like ratshit cannon fodder lmao

>>150260416
alri american drone pilot

worse than golf

fat cunt

cute little IMWF couple no wonder bnob is seething lol

even I'm starting to come around on the unathletic welshy hypothesis now desu
if you think of similar sized countries like croatia or nz they've actually won stuff and produced athletes, wales seemingly cannot and every time I watch their cricket teams they're putting up no fight at all

Rate my fit

Brits are such pathetic cucks

applied for an annual subscription renewal to your best friend israel yet mate

Got a duck today
Gonna kill myself

Not a cuckstralian trying to bantz. America's lapdog, China's bitch. Are you still locked up in your island? Hope when the next pandemic comes, they'll let you leave your rooms.

My mother should have had me aborted but Catholic doctrine doesn't bloody allow it

>>150261896
have you considered seasoning and roasting it iykwim haha

>>150246609
The whole "things to do" schtick in London begins to wear thin when you realise it's basically just a series of expensive places to eat and/or drink
Fair enough if you're going to theatre, opera, ballet, etc, but you're probably not
A comfy life in the provinces with regular hobbies and involvement in your local community is better

>>150255982
No, cyanide is more likely

>>150256881
ffs, top order going to be even weaker for the remainder of the county season then

no luck building that wall and deporting the illegals yet then champ

>>150261896
Based Barduck

>>150261995
I think we may have a fundamental misunderstanding
I mean I got zero (0) (nil) (nada) runs in my cricket match today even though the bowling was fairly shit

>>150262058
nah yeah but what about your duck
just take it to chinatown in donedon if you don't know how to cook it

Just have a fundamental weakness against off spinners
If you're some shit off spinner just chuck a ball down on middle and off and I will invariably try to hoik it over deep square leg and get trapped LBW
I hate cricket so much, I will never play again

>>150262146
The duck would have batted better than me today
It would have played a proper straight bat shot to that ball, for sure

>>150262284
even more reason to stir fry it
kill the competition innit lad

If you live in London and have hobbies or get involved with your community, Sadiq Khan has you arrested and thrown in jail. He’s a Muslim

blog follower and can confirm bard's had a dire season
like 7 ducks and two good knocks then another where he 'made some runs' but batted very selfishly at a run a ball in the closing overs and (iirc) contributed to a loss
needs to learn how to play spin or retire

>>150262504
only if you're real english innit lad

must be such a waste of a day if you go there just to bat and get 0. like if you go to the beach and a seagull takes your sandwich at least you're still having a nice day out
this is why batshomosapiens have the worst job but bowlingchads get to be involved in one entire innings then either don't bat (good) and win or bat and slog without being blamed / potentially become the hero of the day

>>150262591
>if you go to the beach and a seagull takes your sandwich at least you're still having a nice day out
trip on nick daicos iykwim haha

>>150262507
3 ducks this season, all for the 1s (in 4 innings) - bloody dire, particularly because the standard isn't actually good
Still averaging over 20 overall because of a muscular 89 and a couple of scores in the 30s
Would have liked to do a bit better, but it's the first season back so can't judge too harshly

>>150262591
You're not wrong desu
Didn't even have much to do in the field
Couple of decent stops but otherwise it was all regulation stuff, standing in the hot sun for 50 overs

>Still averaging over 20
bradman quaking in his boots lads

It is what it is
Seeing as I've played mostly for the 1s and I'm averaging 1.25 for them at the moment, I'm quite glad that I've managed to drag it over 20 overall

>>150262591
bowlers are responsible for winning, batspersons are responsible for not losing

Gonna watch my old mate Dillian Whyte get knocked out in the boxing and hopefully it'll take my mind off things
Then I'll hopefully die in my sleep

>>150262956
so true
I have no respect for batsmen desu. maybe a bit of respect for the openers because it's a difficult job but otherwise cricket is all about bowlers

>>150263210
Wish they'd let me open
Then I wouldn't have to face fucking off spinners
Could just stand and deliver to moderate pace

Uh oh, my old mate didn't last long

Dragons
Mermaids
Unicorns
A bard century

>>150263799
australian snow
a funny micksperg post
a non-asterisked v4 climbed by zachy

>>150263799
I have two to my name but admittedly the most recent one was 15 years ago
Should have got it this year when I reached 89, bottled it at the end of the innings and got out LBW to an off spinner AGAIN

>got out to offspin (easiest opponent in cricket) AGAIN
lmaooo and this was after asking and getting loads of advice about playing him on /cric/

I even made the plan to take a leg stump guard for exactly this situation but I forgot and took middle again
Whoops

I'm not as good at cricket as bard so shant be kicking him when he's down

I deserve to be kicked
I deserve be kicked in the head again and again and again until I expire
What am I good for

>>150264305
>when he's down
... and out lol

guess who's sippin' on CHILLED freshly made pineapple juice and mirin' their handiwork after installing drip irrigation on every fruit tree in the orchard ¿/

†bit late in the season, but it's done innit

it's definitely not me, I'm allergic to fresh pineapple

sorry to hear fella x

>>150264456
GOTTEM

YOU NEED TO BE YOURSELF
YOU CAN'T BE NO ONE ELSE

>>150264341
Public servantering

>>150264476
Sounds fooking MAHABHARATICAL AS U WERE X

britjeet m8 you going to see any of their shows or nah?

did the all blacks look good this morning?
I just woke up

Nah la' wish i was now though stadium gigs are shhheeeiiiiyyyyttt for acoustics

THERE WE WERE
NOW HERE WE ARE

>>150264503
are you me? I used to say that when I was a kid because I hated fresh pineapple
its good cooked on a pizza tho

>>150264476
Pineapples don’t grow on trees

>>150264476
does your boss know youre drinking his juice?

>>150266653
no but steven insobrietay

GET IT

Today was Krishna Janmastami (birthday). All the best musicians celebrate His birth AS U WERE X

>>150267548
WHERE'S YOUR VISA

Hinduism is cringe. You can disregard everything about Hinduism since you know they touch cow dung and drink cow piss.

>>150265083
>>150267548
JAI GOVINDA!! JAI SRI KRISHNA! x

they also worship rats, and have a rat temple

>>150266653
>>150266464
>>150266894
x

>>150268745
You mad because India turned 155 of your paki mates in roasted pork?

>>150269174
I'm anti-Hindu because I was a born Hindu. My hate for Hindus, Brahmans especially, knows no bounds. You will pay for all your sins.

funny when indians mentions a certain class thats worse or better like anyone can tell the difference

>>150269174
no but steven t-bone steak iykwim haha

>>150269368
That's my point retard. It's pointless, but Brahmans still keep the hierarchy, since it benefits them. Back in the day ignorance used to be something that people were ashamed by. I guess since you're a room temp IQ Aussie, you'd no nothing about that. Kys

>thats my point
>but brahmans

if it's pointless then shut the fuck up about it you self loathing shiteater

>>150269411
>a room temp IQ
>you'd no nothing about that
irony

He's a larping little muzzshit cuck and he knows it. If you're from India then you won't mind some before/after pictures of your paki cousins

>>150270231
>>150270231
>>150270231
>>150270231

bouldering later

and church