Thread 150231643

i have no idea what i'm doing lmao

>GW1 Deadline: Friday, 15th August, 20:00 BST

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My team.

Please give the code to the /sp/ league.

>>150231664
>3 man united players

>>150231643 (OP)
The Guardian subedition

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>>150231682
Fernandes is essential and I'm taking a punt on Cunha. Dorgu is just a cheap sub because wingbacks get assist and goal points.

>>150231736
as a united >fan, i need some trust first from these lots who finished 15th last season

>>150231664
Code for /sp/ Fantasy League:

eo7yto

>>150231759
Slow start can cost you points. Fan should have faith.

i did say i was giving up on fpl but heh making the first lineup doesn't take a lot of time, maybe i'll see it through or maybe i won't. anyway here it is, only 1 united player for the sake of not losing my mind early in the season.

>>150231789
Risky goalkeeper. Brentford has been ravaged.

>>150231664
And here's the link to the challenge league if interested https://fplchallenge.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/gfwv09

>>150232260
JOIN
JOIN
JOIN
Good bit of fun last year

Mbuemo or Cunha?
Wirtz or Gapko?

>>150234246
Neither
Neither

>Wissa not in Brentford squad

Thiago chads, we are feasting

Final draft, surely i won't regret not owning the Greece FWD in my team

just realised i still need to pick my team. haha.
surely this will go well.

I thought I was happy with my squad but I can't stop tinkering

>>150234419
>Dango to Brentford
>Wissa to Newcuckle (soon)
>Isak to Liverpool (soon)
The domino is flipping

why dont leeds just sign dcl already so he can bag a couple of goals against everton? are they stupid?

Take the no Saaland pill, anon

Moyes got pissed off by Beto apparently

>>150234916
it's barry time then

>>150234916
this was quickly debunked

Pls help lads? Left or right? To ogre or not to ogre?

Think this is it for me. There are definitely cases to be made for other players in here, but I think we're at the point that all of the potential good picks have been identified and now you just have to roll the dice.

Are youse prioritising defcon or potential attacking returns for defenders?

>>150235149
>Porro / Murillo / Tarkowski || Andersen / Esteve

Defcon, but with a spot for a WB

>>150231733
They forgot about the extreme racism whenever a darkie misses a chance.

>>150235149
>defcon
Woke nonsense.

After watching some parts of the Community Shield I've changed my mind and went for Haaland instead of Salah, which also allowed me to get Wirtz instead of Bowen. Wirtz seemed really central in setting up the attack for Liverpool and Salah looked really out of form

>>150234873
I wish I had balls like you. Godspeed anon.

Pls be gentle

Need it or keep it?

>>150235390
there's a team called liverpool you might want to consider

>>150235431
keep it

Wood or Fullkrug and bank 1.5m?

>>150235390
i'd swap gyokeres for ekitike and upgrade the keeper to verbruggen or whichever 4.5 keeper you want. i think there's also a slight risk gyokeres and joao pedro won't start

>>150235841
why wouldn't hungary's brave gyokeres? no way that donkey havertz starts over him

Wonder why the FPL points predictors have Cunha ahead of Mbeumo when Mbeumo got more G/A last year

>>150235879
I'm not trusting either to do well in a Man U squad

>>150235879
>points predictors before GW1
utterly pointless

I'm losing the will to live

H2H League is open

League - Currently 26 teams (Should have been 20 really, don't know how that number of teams will work out. 38 teams would play each other once)

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/joi0qv
League Code: joi0qv

Should I change anything in this eleven?

>>150236006
kluivert is red flagged indefinitely so a waste to have on the bench at his price
not sure if chalobah is nailed or good for points
is martinelli guaranteed to start over madueke?
start munoz

>>150235996
No it wouldn't. 40 would be needed
Fuck knows and how long will the site be there without crashing

Spent all week procrastinating, slapped together this absolute bullshit right before the deadline. Thoughts?

Really need them to stop pretending guys like Salah and Cunha are midfielders, being forced to pick a midfield of five wingers hurts my autism

>>150236342
>five wingers

ngmi

>>150236320
based NPC

No one has him but Ouattara is off to Brentford

Bench boosting week 1, will tansfer Welbeck for Strand Larsen unless there's something more kneejerky for me to do.

Why is everyone picking Sels over Sanchez?

>>150236494
'Downgrade' Wirtz to Gakpo to free up a mill and upgrade Esteve for the BB.

>>150236320
You are fucked if you want some middle priced midfielder without 2 transfers

No clue what I'm doing.

>>150236126
This is a mini league draft, there's no prices. Every one in the league has different players. Any player that you would recommend trading for chalobah or martinelli?

>>150236829
Draft is a bit boring in that you dont really compete for players, you just pick in order. I like the french app that fills the Fantasy niche in France, where you all do a blind auctions on players, and whoever pays most gets the pick.

PM Sarr, Dewsbury-Hall or Martinelli?

>>150236998
I would love this game mode in fpl
They should carry it over seasons as well so you could invest in younger players in a bigger squad

Dunno If I'll shuffle some things to get Gyo, can downgrade Salah or Palmer to Wirtz do get him.

Have Chelsea got any defenders. Most seem to be injured

How about mine?

>>150231736
I wouldn’t be surprised to see United finish 8th this season. Seems like the new manager is going scorched earth and will not be pragmatic. If he doesn’t have the players to suit his system then he will just lose and wait till he can bring in the right players. Maybe he’s smart and saw what happens when United’s managers string together a few decent results and get CL football. He knows the only way to get the owners to open their pocketbook is to lose.

>>150237083
Its very fun to play with your mates in leagues, and then theres open "tournaments" where everyone pick the players they want in a budget, similar to FPL

I was gonna go Cucurella, but Chelsea have defense injuries

I was gonna go Porro because no Maddison and it's Burnley, but GW2 is City

I was gonna go Tarkowski because of defcon, they have Leeds and it's Moyes

>>150237225
im going tarkowski, then transferring him for munoz in gw4

Hamed Traore will be getting significantly more Bournemouth game time with the Burkinabe guy going to Brentford. I already had him in my squad since Hamed is good for £4.5m

is my team bad?
My brother always beats me on fpl

Lack of flexibility has me worried. And weak bench. I feel like my team is made by a 12yo…

>>150237476
I wouldn't trust Arsenal, bad fixtures. Murillo or Milenkovic for Saliba

Nouri, don't know how much he'll play

>>150237534
Ok thanks

>>150237531
>I feel like my team is made by a 12yo…

Templaters absolutely BTFO

I am tired of looking at my template team.
Maybe i should start drinking and go triple Yanited and spurs.

Why is everybody sleeping on Haalingz?

>>150237676
No more KDB to provide tap-ins

>>150237676
Why would i want ugly players?

>>150237676
i believe in the haaland come back

Anyone who doesn't have Wirtz hasn't been paying attention.

>>150237777
Wirtz was made to look mediocre by that guy Wharton

>>150237777
Watkins clears

>>150237777
I will not have Germans on my team

>>150237777
Was in my first draft but I've gone Bruno for the star man quality

Joao Pedro or Bowen? I have a bad feeling about Pedro.

>>150237823
Bowen

What do you lads think? I'm ready to just call it quits, I'm losing my mind.

>>150237823
Wood and then switch to Mateta when fixtures swing
JP is going to be the troll of the season. I expect random half time subs, red cards, and being rotated with Delap.

>gf knows nothing about football let alone fpl
>gets invited into work league
>her first draft is 13m over budget
>I tell her how it works but don't give her any tips
>her second is genuinely really good, solid mix of heavy hitters, potential differentials, solid spread of £££ across the pitch and might be better than mine
wtf bros

>gf
stopped reading

>>150237935
I don't think Wood can replicate last season and I don't trust Palace either, they look shaky to me. On the other hand, I think West Ham are going to do a bit better than last season and Bowen is a proven player. I agree with you on Pedro though. There's also Šeško but I'm a little skeptical about him or maybe Strand Larsen but it's Wolves so they don't exactly inspire a lot of faith either.

>>150237952
She probably asked her work husband to help her.

>>150237952
She has a penis, doesn't she?

forwards? what are those?


where do I find my team ID on the website btw?

>>150237850
Looks fun

Debating if I should change Cunha or some of the defense for Frimpong

And no I'm not touching the sundobros

what's causing people to overlook my boy dwelbz, small brains or small balls?

A 4-5-1 with Salah, Palmer, Bruno and Haaland and a load of budget shitters kinda works

>>150238111
>rodribabby haaland without rodri
>2025 salah
ngmi

Rogers and Wirtz or Ndiaye and Bruno?

The H2H now has 30 teams. I'll lock it there before the site starts to crash.

I don't understand how that works over 38 weeks. But in the settings, I can add 3 knockout rounds?

>>150238142
Rogers and Wirtz

Why do so many people have Van der ven? Do you actually think Spurs are gonna get clean sheets? lol

>>150238258
cheap, best player for spurs and gets up the pitch

>>150238152
Maybe we can get to 39 teams for a sensible schedule. Is the website guaranteed to crash?

>>150238258
I think my plan for Porro is just for Burnley
He might be a bit attacking, but I can't see Spurs not falling apart and leaking goals

>>150238258
Pedro Porro makes a lot more sense but people have been memed into taking VdV

>final draft
>feeling cute
>may change everything

>>150238142
Marmoush and Gakpo.

>>150238329
Apparently a 30 team (H2H) format and 3 knockout rounds would be matches up to GW35. Then top 8 go in to 3 knockout rounds

I can open it again, but I don't think 10 more will join. It'll crash it does every year.

My team is shite I didn’t pay attention to any team but mine last season
Joined the /sp/ league anyway come on

>>150238258
They're going to be playing 5 at the back a lot under Thomas Frank so yes they'll be getting clean sheets. Also should be a threat at set pieces like Brentford were, and the Super Cup pretty much confirms that

Still deciding between Gyokeres and Watkins.

>>150238486
Watkins surely

>>150238434
Pretty sure they played 5ATB because it was PSG. Frank switched between back four and back five based on the opposition at Brentford.

Who ever came up with that Challenge format needs sacking

Why do people think Bruno is essential? He'll be back in the quarterback role now that Cunha and Mbeumo have signed. Sure, he's still on penalties, but he won't get as many G/As this year

Just ate a Chocolate Toffee Danish from the Cooplands on my way home. Very nice.

I'M FUCKING READY and definitely didn't have to switch out Gvardiol at the last minute

>>150238707
>t. GW1 Champion

Wan-Bissaka or Diouf?

>>150238597
he'll get more assists even if he plays deeper because he'll have sesko, cunha & mbeumo in front of him instead of hojlund, garnacho & big zirk

>>150238830
If I had one, I'd pick Diouf

>>150238597
supposedly he'll be getting defensive returns now too

please help me decide what to do :)
i'm defo swapping the two 4m defenders
grealish will be the first sub. idk if i should actually take the risk of spending 6.5 on him tho
i've lost faith in sels to be best keeper again this season

I've got no city players me

I don't like the idea of switching Ait-Nouri in for Gvardiol. Since Pep hates new players

I would like that idea very much if i were you.

>>150238945
or this with reijnders swapped in for grealingz and 5m left in the bank

Sarr or Kudus?

Maybe challenge will satisfy my desire to fuck around and take wild punts since I can't do it with the main team. Didn't look at it like that before.

Think this is it folks. Perfect first 6 game navigation. Strand Larsen and Aina only question marks. Would rather Murillo, but I don't like the 6 million options, fullkrug, Thiago etc. Also, kinda like the idea of reducing forest investment if I am doubling them.

i do not have salah and it's a GREAT choice!
he'll join this team for gw4

>>150238258
Good opening fixtures, so I'll be hoping for a couple of clean sheets before wildcard

>>150238660
That's me!

>>150239282
ok but consider that Bournemouth lost their entire defence this summer AND have an injury crisis

>>150239264
How do I get the fixtures under the players like that?

bros, is this a good team wihout salaand?

>>150239439
Why georginio and not mitoma

>>150239439
Eze will be a Spurs player within the next 2 weeks

>>150239439
I'd play Fulkrug @ Sunderland instead of Georginio

Horny team (might put in KDH from Everton into midfield since the defence is too memey)

Lock it in?

>>150239439
Why are you benching two players against Sunderland?

>>150239439
very expensive bench boost that will only hurt you after GW1

>>150239528
Decent

LESS THAN ONE (1) HOUR UNTIL DEADLINE
LESS THAN ONE (1) HOUR UNTIL DEADLINE
LESS THAN ONE (1) HOUR UNTIL DEADLINE

right this is my final team fuck it, cba caring any more. my 4m bench defenders will just have to do.
i'm all in on grealish. i'll see you at the top of the table.

>>150239528
>No Arselel
Risky

>>150239613
all going to get rotated very heavily other than saka most likely

*Wins*

This is it
This is the team

>>150239781
Sorry, forgot pic

tweak #505

>>150239438
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/fpl-fixture-difficulty/nhihoaafncmcfkddkficiefenimdnbmj

I'm getting both Halaand and Salah bros. Idc anymore, I'm gonna be an NPC

>>150239785
>forgets pic
>posts weird pic of face
you're having a fucking mare mate.

Final warning, this will be the year of Manchester.
So i hope you have atleast 5 players between the two teams.

so template it's based

>>150239781
>>150239785

>>150239822
the guy posting (not the person in the image) is a known paedo from /brit/. the whole "what do you think of my X?" thing with an attached image of someone's face is his gimmick

MY team :)

Hope you've all got your gay badges made

Woo-Whoo

>>150239883
hey i'm not a known paedo

I've locked it in, not touching anything anymore. Just hoping Salah doesnt pop off tonight

>>150239900
sorry, I meant "unknown paedo"

am i the only one who's man enough in here to have spent 6.5m on grealish?

Do you need a badge to play?

>>150239907
first no salah team I've seen be smart enough to use Wirtz and Gakpo to cover the lack of Salah

>>150239909
Sent that freak flying

>>150239924
problem is if isak joins then you have to ship gakpo out
but i suppose that is an if rather than a when

>>150239955
yea, eddie howe's nephew has ruined things for me. was gonna go with an isak setup for 4 Liverpool attackers, and now I've had to rejig the whole thing because newcastle is a joke club who cant sign a dole sheet

>>150239955
I'll probably WC on week 4 anyway

20 MINUTES LEFT

>>150239966
newcastle is a funny club
richest club on the planet but has the manager appointing his cousins for top jobs
although i guess the owners probably think that's a positive

RED CARD - Joao Pedro

Chelsea 0-0 Cystal Palace (36 mins)

>>150240032
>36
Bit late innit?

crellin as of a couple hours ago
nearly everyone is meming bruno

I hate (P)almer and poono so much it's unreal but I couldn't figure out better options except from Saka, but double Arsenal seemed too much given their fixtures. Hopefuly they get their complimentary penalties.

>>150240099
>Marmoush striker

>>150240111
posted wrong pic sry but it's even weirder

>>150240118
Double spurs defense?

I'm still tinkering

how fucked am i to bench boost this week?

>>150240118
is he one of them datanonces or does he just have really good gut instincts?

>>150240118
Those top players mostly have slow starts anyways I've noticed

>>150240156
He's on triple actually.
t. Knower

>>150240167
Burnley had the best defence in the Championship last season by a record breaking amount. Spuds are in for a shock.

I locked in my team and haven't made any adjustments since last night

>>150240169
he's both, never goes full template

4 minutes for changes now!

Site's still up. Apologize to codejeets

baleba or ramsey? BE QUICK

It is time

SHOULD I KEEP KONSA OR GET ANOTHER 4.5 DEFENDER? AAAAAARGGGGHHHH

>>150240240
Neither

i hate palmshit so much it's unreal

>>150235654
Post team

>>150240245
THAT WASNT AN OPTION

>>150240243
DIOUF

>>150240262
HAHAHAH

there's no going back now boys

>>150240243
I'd have gone with a Bournemouth defender

>>150240189
taken kudus out for rice probably won't get many points but at least i've covered the top 4 teams

WE ARE LOCKED IN

WELCOME TO FPL 2025 LADS

Good luck fellow redditsisters, we got this

>>150240229
I kneel.

I completely forgot about Kudus. Feel like a mug and I don't have an Everton defender...

>>150240197
Kinda the same, tried to tinker, but couldn't leave my beloved even though Branthwaite got injured

>>150211818

crellin final team

anyway, who here gw3 wc?

>>150240229
>make an ui so shit that no one bothers logging in more than once per month
>servers are never fully stressed
They saved money on code AND bandwidth.

>>150235879
Mbabby is a pen merchant

>>150240224
how the hell is he both? does he just sometimes ignore the data?

>>150240317
>dropped moushi
more like cretin aha

I chickened out of my no ogre no salad draft.
I do not deserver my top 2.000.000 result

>>150240316
That's a good defence

Good luck /fpl/ sisters.

>>150240317
I got 7/15

How'd you lads do?

>>150240353
Yeah, the only thing I'm not happy, is not having Rogers over Ndiaye, but if the changes to getting more penalties for holding in set pieces is true, it might make Ndiaye an invaluable asset. It's still a longshot and I don't have that much confidence in it, but I'm going with it.

>>150240370
6/15, maybe i was the template all along

>>150240370
5 starters plus 3 of 4 bench

>>150240370
4/15

>>150240317
>Larsen for goal instead of Arias
Hope it work out for him

Had a terribly realistic feeling nightmare last night that Man City was up 2-0 and lost 5-2 to Wolves because Wolves put on some young kid who scored 4 goals and in the aftermath the kid said he was so good that he went on a protest and refused to play for the club going forward. Then I woke up and actually thought oh fuck Haaland only got one goal.
Then I realized but if Liverpool didnt play yet, Man City cant have played so it was all a dream and this mystery kid on wolves doesnt exist (unless it was Arias but he had longer hair so I think Im good).
Getting in watkins for ekitike with my 0.5 ITB for gw2

>>150240405
I wonder what his final draft looks like.

>>150240502
>bingbong dead last
small heart attack

what the heck is this
im so retarded for leaving the team building to last minute again

>>150240549
Oh no no no!

>>150240549
the third link might be useful for you

>>150240502
Why is Slott such a template baby?

>>150240572
he plays fpl

>>150240660
>record number of tweakers
>site didn't shit itself

Impressive

>>150240626
No way they aren't in a relegation fight

We all captained Salah, right?

>>150240708
That defence is looking very grim. Their saving grace is that Leeds, Burnley and Sunderland are very bad too. Not saying that Bournemouth are at their level, but you can't slip up too many times with this kind of team.

>>150240660
that's my fault. im running 2 accounts this year.

>>150240660
About 3 million of those are mine btw.

>>150240728
triple captained you mean

>1154 players realizing Gvardiol doesn't play
>835 took Isak out

here's the final squad. think i may live to regret skimping on my keepers.

>>150240626
>bj88

>>150240862
wrong pic, robbie

Gvardiol injury bummed me into Pool goalie and double Spurs defence
Any fellow BB1 chads?

>>150240437
The mystery kid is Fabio Silva and this is exactly what is going to happen

nearly shit myself lads

>Paqueta exploring options to leave West Ham

Oh no no no gambler bros

>>150240897
not backing fullkrug against sunderland?

>>150240935
I am indeed backing Fullkrug against sunderland

my OFFICIAL team 2025/26
i'm gonna be beggin' for a striker or midfielder to get rotated, oh just beggin', so that i may unleash my grealish

my OFFICIAL team 2025/26
i'm gonna be beggin' for a striker or midfielder to get rotated, oh just beggin', so that i may unleash my grealish

34 teams in the H2H
No idea how that's gonna play out
All I've been seeing lately is names and I can't count straight anymore

I now look like >>150239785

>>150241065
I also absolutely DESPISE this site layout

I STILL BELIEVE

>>150241065
>No idea how that's gonna play out
me winning, that's how

why couldn't they get a hotter blonde i thought trump won

all the influencer are doing bench boost w1 and then wc w2 to try to get an artificially inflated ranking so they can get clicks

>>150241143
>all the influencer are doing bench boost w1

You are watching wrong influencers

>>150241143
Its just that bb in week 1 is an easy way to guarantee having all players on the field

Switched the next week's captain from Salah to Palmer

>>150241082
Salah's a fraud, lad

>>150241143
Can't see the point of now having 2 split BB's

>>150241115
you leave our Kelly alone she's fit

>>150241224
she looks jewish with dyed hair

>>150241143
Haven't seen a single influencer on BB1.

2121 points needed for a green

>literally everyone but me in my mini league has joao pedro
I need him to be a fraud, lads

>>150241403
i mean this year with defensive contibution points, double chips and 5 extra transfers for afcon you can easily get much more

Salad crying. Yeah its over for you guys >>150241403

cheeky cameraman

>>150240874
No joke - half of epl shirt sponsors are from bet/gambling/sportbook sites

>>150241488
usually i just refuse to pick a player for some spiteful reason. the other season it was almiron when he decided to play football. this season it's pedro. refuse to believe the hype

>two corners conceded in under 10 minutes

I hope you didn't pick livershit defenders

I should've got Semenyo.

>literally everyone in my work league has triple Liverpool

Time to antisweat their defence

>>150241615
For me its: blowjob heil Hitler

frimpong and kerkez are not very good

I missed the deadline to register my team ...

>18 minutes in
>still no Salah goal

Haaland chads we've done it again

Not impressed by Ekitike thus far.

Imagine picking players you never seen play football in your life

>>150241996

>>150240559

>Salah top of the Defcon list with 4
>in 22 minutes

OH NO NO NO SNOWAPE BROS

>>150242043
Wish that was the case. I actually saw Ekitike play multiple times, I knew he was shit and I still played him for the memes.

>>150241998
pharaohs are the past, robots are the future
Most people captained this smelly hairy Muslim bum kek just delete your teams now

so basically they spent all the money on frimpong cause he runs fast and will make short passes to salah

Wirtz is so soft, holy shit

>>150242109
>we spent 14.5M and captained him for defcon points
Suck me off Salah bandwagoners. If you put 5 minutes of thought into this years team instead of just “well he scored points last year so he must be good this year” then your rank wouldn’t be about to crater when Haaland bags 4

15 minutes in and Anthony Taylor already fucking up a red card. Why did I miss watching this league.

I fell for the Wirtz meme. Fucking end me

they are calling leverkusen about a refund mid-game

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!?!?!?

how many fpl points for racist attack

Petrovic bros where we at

>>150242298
kek

Tavernier already reached 10 defcons

Surely someone from the 0,3% of players has him here?

Where do you see live defcons?

The so called ravaged Bournemouth defense doesn't look that much different from the 400M Liverpool one.

>>150242470
On the FPL site, below the live bonus points system -tally

>>150242470
you're not keeping tallies on your clipboard?

liverpool looking shit, petrovic and truffert looking essential
>>150242489
iraola always delivers against big teams

Lads the guy I have on my team just scored.

Hugo essential

I never doubted my boy Ekitike btw, not even when I called him a shit player.

you did pick the striker from the premier league champions right, lads?

>>150242619
I'm waiting for Isak

>Don't have Ekitike
First game of the season and it's over already for me.

They really paid money for a worse Robertson

salah can't get involved anymore it's looking like a GW2 wildcard

>>150242654
was it the wheelie that was arrassing him by the sideline? lmao

Took Kerkez out 3 minutes before the deadline lol thank fuck. He won't be out for the second half after that foul, guaranteed

>>150242511
Fuck that shit. I ain't following that

>>150242673
It was lol

season's already gone

Ah well, I picked Wood over Ekiteke because I knew Wood would score three.

How many Ekitike transfers tonight

>>150242711
utter woke nonsense

yeh, im thinking salad is finished

Ekitike will go for a header on every cross meant for Salad.

poohamed shartlah just ruined my Ekitike brace.

>>150242673

>vegetable insulting ngubu

god i missed english footy

Wirtz has got to go

Now people will be swarming to ekitike, but I have already sold him, heh, one step ahead. Its only Bournemouth dont get it twisted.

>Salah at 7 defcons
>last year he had 0 games with 12 defcons

I'm 100% sure he is adjusting just to gain FPL points, lmao

Etiquete won't have ball bounce his way or goalkeeper dive away from his shot every game... hold the knees

Salah has only got 2 points right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150242981
They're inflating his numbers to avoid having half of his cappers quitting on week 1. They already manipulate bps, why wouldn't they do the same here?

Wtf is a defcon

Lmaoing at the Salah doubters

>>150243100
A conference for glowies

>>150243100
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON

Salahbros

>ekitike goal and assist
it's so fucking over

>>150243199
GW1 and owari da already

>tfw ekitike and gakpo owner
You didn't fall for the Wirtz/Salah meme, right?

gakpo bros we just cant stop winning

he really is the talisman

>>150243241
Of course I did, I created the meme

I chose Salah for defcon points anyway

>>150243199
8.5 million. In for Burnley.

egyptian fraud rage

yeah fpl is back

Salah isn’t washed
He’s a dirty smelly Muslim. They never wash

Ekitike trusters never forget how they mocked us

Salah bros

I didn't even want Salah, I just got him because of FOMO.

Salah already in the top transfers out lol

Suck me off Salah bandwagoners. Suck me off and kiss my feet

should've captained marmoush

Still confident in Wirtz getting one assist... before the season ends.

how we feelin haaland chads

Ekitike 17000 transfers in already

Wirtz looks fucking terrible lol

>>150243339
Gay and hopeful. I captained Bowen tho

>>150243356
Easy swap for me, Gyokeres out, Ekitike in

Lol Salah sisters are in suicide mode

>>150243383
Bowen was gone after Sunderland for me

>open mini league
>see this

Ahahahahhahaha

>Kerkez AND Frimpong out on 59' minute

lol

>pin pong out at 59'
kwab

pimpong sisters????

>59'
LMAO

Nice clean sheets Frimpongers and Kekezers.

ARRRGGHHH FUCK YOU SLOT YOU BALD FRAUD TAKING FRIMPONG OFF 1 MINUTE BEFORE CS POINTS FFS

>kerkez hooked before 60 with a booking
you didn't fall for the meme did you

This is my first ever season, if I transfer Salah out now will I get the 14.5m back and what happens with the player I bring in? He come in for the next game week?

bald cunt

based slot

>>150243423
Yes

>>150243439
Cheers.

>>150243423
Yep

>>150243423
Don't transfer Salah out.

FUCK YOU YOU BALD PRICK

>>150243431
COPE, kerkez 0 pingpong 1

You fucking cunt

serves you right for taking off pingpong you baldie

>>150243473
He's been absent against the worst defence in the league.

>>150243501
>worst defence in the league
lol

There are people in this thread that paid 6 bingbongs for defenders

just lost six points because of that goal

>he captained a liverpool player
>he owns a "premium" liverpool defender

>this guy in my work minileague

kwab

VVD has hit the DEFCONs

>gakpoo (1g) already tied Ekitike (1g1a) on bps
Now I remember why I hate this shit game.

>>150243590
gakpoo played better

>>150243518
>Smith and Diakite
literal who's

>>150243590
Ekitike got lucky, Gakpo has played way better

t. don't have either of them

FOR FUCKS SAKE DO SOMETHING

>>150243590
Because Ekitike isn't actually playing particularly well, he just got a lucky goal and an easy assist

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*
*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*

>>150243590
Mid vs forward. They killed forwards, didn't you get the memo?

>>150243519
there are people who paid 14 bingbongs for no legs salah

There are people, maybe even people in this thread, with
>FrimMong
>Worst
>Salah (C)
Kek

Isak's fucked at this rate

>>150243633
For me that’s the 60th minute. FPL towers should do us a solid and round up

Just warming up for Salah and Wirtz to seal the win. Based Slot.

>>150243617
>time's up unc

LUGCHADS ITS HAPPENING

KWAB KWAB KWAB

KICK IT OUT

i had semenyo in one of my drafts y'know?

Should have passed desu, very greedy

Can we get a common wheelie

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHHA SALAH SALAH SLAHS

SEMEN YO

>>150241795
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY AAARRRRGHHHH

lmao serves that bald cunt right for daring to take off Frimpong

>>150237354
You guys should start listening to me more, not a single person noticed this

Can Salah get minus defcon points lol

I wonder what the mong in the wheelchair is thinking.

>nets a late winner (p)
>steals the 3bps

>liverpool defenders
you didn't did you

Salah pre-assist... unlucky to not get any points out of that

Salah penalty 89' coming, trust

Is Wirtz playing

>115m on the german danny drinkwater
>plays endo, robertson, vvd, konate backline

based boboslai not passing

So glad I only spent 5.5 on POO defence rather than 6.0

>subbed by Chiesa

lmaolmaolmaolmao

>Wirtz (c) out
See you next year, I'm deleting my team and system32 while I'm at it.

Wirtz was absolute dogshit

Salad stuck on 9 defcon lol he can't even get a defcon point lol it's over

>>150243972
mids need 12

>>150243987
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

TAA really carried this team

BASED
ANYONE BUT SALAH

CHIESA ESSENTIAL

CHIESA CHADS WE RISE

CHIESABROS WE'VE DONE IT

>>150244066
He's objectively worse than Chiesa.

s-s-salah assist?

CHADESA

>>150244066
worst out
chiesa in
simple

>>150244112
HOWEVER

I don't think this FPL is for me lads

>>150244159
Please revise

Time to sell salah?

Maybe stop tweeting about Gaza and practice kicking football

SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

grim

HE DONE DID IT LADS

NEVER DOUBT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
KNEEEEEEEL

>>150244224
20 mins ago

florian wirtz has ruined me from the very first match of the season
and now salah has scored
who i did not have

Fuck off

motherfucker

it's fucking over

FUCK OFF
JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF NOW

SALAH BROS

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS
SHUT UP
DOUBTING FUCKS
FUCK YOU

YES YES YES YES

i hate
HATE
fantasy premier league
i quit

Salad my man

I DIDN'T SELL HIM BROS
I NEVER LOST THE FAITH

>7pts for 14.5m
i'll live

every year they doubt him and every year he delivers...

never in doubt (c)

NEVER
GET
FANCY

You doubted the fucking KING?

WOE UPON YE

>>150244339
Hm... add 2 bonus, sweetie.

>>150244322
>8 points captain
kek

14 points thanks salah

That shouldve been an assist btw

>>150244339
This is him having a shit game. Wait till he has his usual 12 goals in 5 games hot streak.

>>150244339
>7 points

Anon, I...

I KNEEL. I FUCKING KNEEL.

23 points so far.

Salah captain bros. We live for now.

>>150244377
>8
big difference

>Pool memebacks out in 59'
>2 goals conceded
>Salah last minute goal and bonus points

Template lads, we are feasting

>>150244377
Do bonus points do anything?

1st time playing

>one goal
DAMN SALAH CHADS FEASTING

>>150234808 Don't make new

>>150244423
They give you points.

Glad I could help.

btw why the FUCK didn't they give him the assist, if that were saka they'd have given it

>>150244423
Yeah they're points like all the rest except they're given out for the most esoteric occult reasons

We are going ahead tomorrow with a hattrick Haalandchads.

Florian Shirtz you get next week on my team and then youre out if you give me another 2 pointer.

>>150244457
Wirtz with Gravenberch behind him is a different beast than the one without.

>>150244444
Shit OP. Bakin'.

>tfw Salah and Haaland(c)

Hello ;p

>>150244236
cry more zionist

>>150244490
wow FOURTEEN whole points from a captaincy.... you must be the best fpl player of all time

>another season of auto captaining salah
i sleep

Should I kneejerk Wirtz out before the drop hits?

>>150244497
>snow ape
It's over.

>>150244519
How many has your captain got?

NEW: >>150244537
NEW: >>150244537
NEW: >>150244537

>>150244534
bet u r shakin in yer boots lad

>>150244552
>deadline
kek, 3rd time's the charm surely

>>150244587
I copied from this one and forgot to change again.

>>150244557
>no debruyne or Rodri