Thread 150234160

Post your favorite stories of “Bong Breaking.” I’ll go first …
>be USA
>give zero fucks about soccer
>beat England in the World Cup
>tie with England in World Cup
>tie with England in Wolrd Cup
>be deemed ineligible for Euro
>still win as many Euros as England

if the internet's taught me one thing it's that americans have a massive inferiority complex towards europeans and especially britain. really weird people.

>>150234160 (OP)
awkward

>>150234188
Waste of digits. If the London Olympics taught me anything it’s that bongs think they invented the internet. Truly deluded people.
>inb4 Los Angeles hosts its third summer Olympics

>>150234209
no idea what you're even referring to which says it all really

>>150234160 (OP)
im still not gonna watch niggerball sorry

>>150234318
https://www.zdnet.com/article/web-inventor-tim-berners-lee-stars-in-olympics-opening-ceremony/

>>150234378
Then what brings you to this third board, my Yiddish friends?

>>150234415
Whiter than you Mohammed

>>150234435
Welsh really were the island’s master race. Grim.

Has chikaner developed a new persona

>>150234386
seems a lot like you just refuted your own point

>>150234474
Hanging on in quiet desperation - the post

>>150234529
She had dong?!

Where's your flag's equivalent of pic related?

>be an obese golem with mutilated genitals
>your muttified child gets shot while attending school
>go bankrupt after first responders show up just to declare them dead on arrival

>>150235437
A Gypsy and that choke artist Andy RawDick … grimmmm
Here’s a handful of yank champ champs
https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1951394449956938144?s=46

>>150235763
>be bong
>see Ariana Grande
>explosions of peace
>discuss it on twitter
>get arrested for hate speech
No guns really live like this

>>150235763
>be bong
>government encourages fellow citizens to narc on each other for the smallest verbal offenses
>go to jail for calling a rape gang paki a paki

Kek no way these bongs are being baited by a shitpost

>>150234188
It's actually a superiority complex due to being the superior

>>150240336
>>150246253
Don't read posts from fats

>>150246815
>be bong
>post something fatphobic online
>go to jail

>>150247192
Thanks for the (you) fat

We have way more world cups than engurland

>>150235437
Oh please no
>Shitmilton*

>>150247264
THEEEERREEES ONLYYYY OOOONEEEE RIIICKYYY H-ack!
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we're dunking on bongs in this thread? i'll fight any of you brit fairys. fuck up.

>>150248488
chek’d

>>150247349
Add in 59 Super Bowl wins and we are are by far the greatest footballing nation on earth.

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>>150247349
>>150249173

>>150234435
Delete this

>>150234435
2014 was hilarious

>>150259054
dos a cero