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>Chimaev says Swedish girls like terrorists

>>150234283 (OP)
DAT NIGGA GOT A DDP ON HIS CHIN

line them up

Hamza’s life depends on him winning this fight and becoming champion; otherwise he’s going to be turned into minced meat by Khadyrov. Expect him to win inside the first round.

>>15023416
Belal is from Chicago lol he’s not a brazza

Chimpmaev chimped out so that means hes going to lose

Reposting: Is it basically Khamzat within 2 or Dricus by decision? Can't see Khamzat pt fighting for long with a versatile fighter

Global infighting is good. We need full scale conflict, people's must be torn asunder and made to suffer. Only when the veil is plucked out with their eyes will they comprehend how deep the depravity of mankind has damaged the planet

>>150234309
If it gets past 2 (it won’t) then DDP wins by finish. Khamzat doesn’t have a 5 round gas tank. He’ll finish DDP quick tho

>what a confidence boost for dricus stuffing that first take down
>chimaev is breathing HEAVY dc
>BIG shot to the body from the champ
>OHHHHHHHHH HE"S HURT
>AND STILL

>>150234311
>the planet

DDP's resume is honestly lowkey weak
>5 rounder with THE pitter patter king, Sean Strickland
>almost got heemed by a super over the hill Adesanya
>life and death with THE phantom jab maestro, Sean Strickland
>taken down by blown up WW Whittaker (Chimaev killed him a lot quicker)
>life and death with the guy who /heem/ turned into a Toilet meme
>life and death with 40 year old Brunson who was in like the 5th iteration of his career as a blonde fuckboy; taken down multiple times
>lateral drops flat on his back against Brad Tavares
I know /heem/ is desperate for white people to win for whatever reason, but I truly think DDP is about to get eviscerated. Cartoon shit doesn't work at the highest level and his performances have all been sort of clownish (outside of the rematch with THE fakest warmonger of all time, DeSean Strickchud).

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>>150234314
>he'll finish DDP quick tho
ohnononono

>>150234309
honestly there's no way it's a decision in my view
fucking strickland has thrown everyone off, dricus has 20 finishes in 23 wins for a reason

>>150234319
this except with khamzat's wins and it's not jokes

>>150234319
now do chimpaevs resume kek

>>150234325
>>150234326
No need to. Chimaev wins by virtue of DDP's performances against vastly inferior grapplers.

>life and death with the bloated carcass of Usmeng
>life and death with Dookie Dan’s leftovers
>mortally afraid of Nate Diaz
Guess the fighter.

>>150234335
Okay, now how will you cope when ratlip gets heemed stiff?

>>150234317
There is a garbage pile the size of California/France in the pacific ocean

>>150234319
This is the correct take. It will not be close. Jones vs Gane type one way traffic and a quick finish

>>150234338
I won't care because I'm not emotionally invested in any fighters. Just calling it like I see it.

Nate would have whooped Chamiv's ass

>>150234338
DDP doesn’t have power. He’s a fundamentally poor puncher

is ice going to detain chimpmaev after he gets heemed in the fourth and he inevitably chimps out

>>150234348
Burns was a legit contender at 170 back then and Khamzat killed himself making weight

>>150234364
>couldn't even weight bully poorns at ww
>yeah bro hes beating ddp easy
kek

>>150234346
Crazy that people don't remember Diddy P getting 10-8'd by Blonde Brunson in r1. Barbie. Brunson!

I smell Khamzat 1 round finish

>>150234376
Most anons on /heem/ don’t watch fights

On the other hand, DPP was heemed by Soldic. So who’s to say what the Fates have woven?

>>150234376
Who won that fight though?

>>150234384
Ya Ik it's a bunch of racist neets. More casual "fans" than reddit

>>150234303
I expect to see what's left of him stuck to the Ebike he was riding before he got OOOOOOOOOH'd by a drone

>>150234388
Y'missng the trees fur the farthest, bapa.

this is what Dricus is

>>150234342
Yeah probably

Khamzat will miss weight. You heard it here first.

make AI video of hasbulla scared crying rollercoaster fly off rails explode ass blood skull scream

>>150234399
this is what my fingers are crossed for, I want to see Dana fresh off eating unicorn sub sandwiches for his out of touch video series have to explain this shit to paramount while Helwanis dance around him with pitch forks

>>150234397
Is STRICKRAPED retarded?
I mean, there IS an apartheid state, it's just the blacks are now in charge, and many are anti-white.

>>150234399
>>150234405
They would just have Caio step in. He's the backup and weighing in.

7 bongs 30 bings til the weigh in show

What are some things that you’ve heard both ways?

DDP heems Chimaev with a soccer kick

>>150234399
imagine paying $800 for decent seats only to have khamzat weigh 187 and you have to watch borralho vs ddp lmao

>>150234417
That you suck and take dick

>>150234417
Khamzat moves like a flyweight but DDP only needs one

as the most intelligent mma fan of all time, i will now reveal the precise truth of this matchup, here and never again.
dricus would need to seriously fuck up to lose this fight. he has every bit of the physicality and grappling knowledge to neutralize khamzat's assault.

>>150234337
Mcgoob?

Ratlip has never fought a full 5 round fight

>>150234426
Profoundly retarded take. Please remember you posted this when Khamzat has Dricus down after 15 seconds

>>150234417
laurel and yanny

max holloway is trash

>>150234417
Anti used to to mean in place of or instead of in the good beforetimes.
Now all dictionaries changed it to opposed or against.
I have heard it both ways and i find the latter to be deception and trickery.

It's over...

in many ways, the racist neets of 4chan are the biggest cucks of all because they're rooting for a classic jock who would've mercilessly bullied them in high school and fucked any girl they had a crush on. these mentally ill and desperate stormfront larping chuds are metaphorically asking to lick ddp's warm cum out of some girl's pussy that they could never score

>>150234437
cue are dee?

>>150234432
khamzat will almost certainly take dricus down. perhaps you're imagining things i didn't write.

>>150234442
someone post the lift diddypee is wearing

>>150234283 (OP)
>>Chimaev says Swedish girls like terrorists
this wasnt funny at all. all this brotha this brother dagestan is not funny, those people are ugly backwards goat fuckers and do not belong in the western society. i'm fucking sick of them

Gmhh

>>150234448
this is pretty good bro no cap

>>150234448
surf shop font

>>150234449
He’ll neutralize winning when he taps out in the first round

>>150234448
finally a good post in the sea of mental illness

>>150234457
DDP had nothing to say and you could see he was upset and grinding his teeth after they separated. he's shook fr fr

I don’t get the DDP picks. This is the most obvious title fight since Merab vs O’Malley 2. Khamzat dominates

can't this mudslie mountain cousin fukcers learn english?

DDP's stare brings the nervous beta smile out of all his opponents, with the exception of Israel, who genuinely thought he was African king (he wasn't).

>cumshot dominates bro fr fr no cap ong!

>never fought full 5 rounds
>hasn't fought in over a year
>had the coof
>resume is mostly bums

sure bappa

>>150234466
see >>150234443
they are mentally ill and willing to be cuckolded by the type of guy who would make them an hero irl just because they share skin color, even though the guy they are cheering for doesn't give a shit about them being white when he bullies them to suicide and fucks their 3/10 wife for a laff

Made a midnight 'za.

>>150234482
Not your best

Chamiv is a beast wrestler but striking is alien to him. Dricus has alien striking as it is, so the stand up will be alien squared territory for khamzat. And this is where he loses

>>150234460
you envision dricus tapping? recalibrate your simulations.

so many poor poor wyboi neets spiritually and mentally cuckolded by fighters that would bully them irl and want them to kill themselves because they're disgraceful losers

Groovy Lando Vanata

>>150234490
Dricus throws loopy unorthodox bullshit. Khamzat throws straight shots. Khamzat is unironically a better striker

>>150234490
Chimaev has really good striking but gets sloppy late. He shadowrealmed GM3 with a beautiful cross and knocked down a prime Burns with a jab. If he stays disciplined he can do it all.

>>150234482
feed me

>>150234482
You're fat

>>150234490
this aint the x files goof

Khabib never lost a fight
Khamzat will never lose a fight.

So has /heem/ come around on Aaron Pico yet or are we still parroting le bellator bad Xddddddd

>>150234482
Looks nice. I'm making chicken drumsticks for breakfast. Will pull the meat of when done and toss it with some veg and butter

>>150234482
i think you should slightly up your hydration and give it a bit of a longer ferment

>>150234538
Who?

>>150234541
you keep the skin on while cooking?

>>150234550
Sure. But I'm no chef. Finna eat the skin as well.

>>150234552
Jeff?! You're posting Jeff?!

>>150234319
DDP beat the 3 last champions back to back. No better resume to be had.

>>150234556
sounds gross but bon apetit

>>150234541
for breakfast? dafuq

>>150234550
would be a waste of tasty fats

>>150234561
Completely arbitrary when we eat this or that in the day

I think it would do the world good to see that faggot streamer Hasan get heemed cold

Harland vs Hyde vs Hasan Triple Threat Match playa live at the noche apex

Dude he fights like a heckin looney toon!

Khamzat shooting a blast double ankle pick in the first 10 seconds of the fight is more cartoonish than anything Dricus does

I have a final project due on Saturday at 11:59pm... I'm gonna miss most of this card smdh

>>150234309
Why are there so many bimbofied lady cops in Mexico? I visited Mexico city a few months ago and they were everwhere.

Mfw Khamzat starts slowing down and Dricus starts pouring on the volume

>>150234603
the school year just started but nice try b

>>150234609
This man has had sex with other men.

The Caucasian takeover cannot be stopped

stalin was a bbc fiend

>>150234609
post yfw Dricus taps round 1

>>150234608
They're the Mexican equivalent of American nurses

>>150234627
wow vince mcmeng have more in common with stalin than i initially thought

Chimaev by stalling against the fence

If Khamzat wins this weekend, and Ank and Islam win their next fights, 5/8 UFC champs will be ethnically Caucasian

>>150234466
I thought this at first but after reviewing their fights switched to picking DDP. Only way I see Khamzat winning is if he decides to stall his way to a decision (and somehow doesn't gas himself doing it)

Zatsissy was creaming and squealing for his Bergdaddy

>>150234671
why this snownigga looks like a downie

>>150234700
He is swedish

>>150234700
Nordic excellence

>>150234530
the illusion of invincibility toward all brazzas is just khabib projection

In my opinion, Chimaev raises a lot of questions, even without touching on his antics

Heeminder Allahu akbar

Yeah, I'm thinking Dricus finna get the guillotine

>dricus walks out
>cornermen zakarias berg, ramzan kadyrov and artur chimaev

Me? I just don't like Muslims really.

>>150234789
YOU GOTTA LIVE IT UP

A-10 WARTHOG CRAZY GUNRUN KHAMZAT SON CRIB ENGAGEMENT!!!!.YOTUEB

Everyone has their own interests. I don't even know who Muslims are ;/

why are white people in America brown cock sucking muzzie lovers? makes me sick

>>150234813
Jews have zogged their minds into oblivion.

those might be the only two khamzat fans in the country, the rest cant watch a tv without shooting up a walmart tbqh

>>150234807
Russia is a big place, my friend. Where are you posting from? Fun fact about me, for you. I wish to travel to Russia one day so I can see Lake Baikal.

I am writing from Russia. I agree, Baikal is a beautiful place, I advise you to go there, but it is very deep, be careful!!

We also have a lot of bad people in the form of maniacs, so it’s better to avoid strangers if they offer you a ride. ;3

>>150234837

I am writing from Russia. I agree, Baikal is a beautiful place, I advise you to go there, but it is very deep, be careful!!

We also have a lot of bad people in the form of maniacs, so it’s better to avoid strangers if they offer you a ride. ;3

>>150234813
>white people in America
lol

very interesting indeed

>>150234466
If Jizzmaev doesn't heem round 1, it's over. He doesn't have the stamina to go 5 rounds

>>150234550
>>150234560
you mutts are mentally ill

>>150234837
if you’re going in winter i’d recommend Sheregesh or the Altai region in general. Beautiful mountains, ski resorts and generally very tourist friendly. If In summer then there are plenty of hidden gem little towns in Crimea like Alushta, Novy Svet, Koktebel etc. The only downside is the very small chance you might get droned by a ukrainian fpv but that’s pretty unlikely (i think)

>>150234897
he trained with the epo god for this camp

>>150234866
It's freshwater, I'll just drink it so I don't drown, you see. It seems very beautiful. I'd probably use the Trans-Siberian Railway to get there. Seems a good way to see the country. Sound advice.

khamzat will crumble once the tables turn

>>150234911
You can also go, um... Maybe to Moscow, it's a beautiful city, or to St. Petersburg.

Look at my face and look at your face, this beautiful white skin snow, your skin nigger, not beautiful like mine

khamzat will send dricus to the great wakanda in the sky

>>150234928
I wanted to say just be careful bro

>>150234457
Absolutely skull mogged

>>150234911
Appreciate the recommendations, lad. I'll keep them in mind. My plans won't become material for a couple years at least, so I'll screenshot this. You should too, that way you'll be vindicated when you hear the news about some bong being killed by a drone in Crimea.

>>150234945
I appreciate your concern, Ivan. Thank you.

its like nobody has watched the khamzat/usman fight since it happened
khamzat wont be getting the finish and will be getting peached up on the feet for 3 straight rounds after he gasses

>>150234966

I'm not Ivan, but okay. Have a nice trip ;3

>khamzat won the presser
>khamzat won the faceoff
dricusbros...

*shits and pisses pants*

>>150234968
mma math doesn't work

>>150234975
Cпacибo, мoй дpyг.

>>150234997
Tom Aspinall fan, I presume?

>>150234968
that performance was an outlier because khamzat injured his hand in the first round

>>150235017

I didn't expect you to write in Russian ;0

khamzat was shook by the staredown
doesn't mean he's afraid of dricus but i think he didn't like how it went

>>150235065
he always goes apeshit on staredowns when he's nervous

Love when a fight doesn't have a bunch of artificial beef, respect and nothing but a desire to run the fade.

>>150235065
Yeah he was trying to be the unemotional Calmzat during the presser, but he dropped that act once he was actually face to face with Dricus. He's definitely feeling it

he will feel hot saffer cream in his inbred shit pipe

Total Daddy Victory

>>150235202
if khamzat loses, kadyrov is making him join the barrier units

>>150235044
No I'm not a fan but I dont deny that his actual fans piss and shit themselves all the time

>Nothing personal, mate, but I'm putting you in the hospital with your sick son
SOON

>>150234446
max's kid was from this woman (i didn't know that before today) and he just won the custody battle, his wife also adopted the kid.
she stepped out on him and he was raising the kid on his own, she seems like a piece of work

Khamzat's Biltong Bussy is ripe for a Boer daddy to devour

>>150235147
Always the best kind. There is no substitute for this.

>>150235234
>arm reach reddit move
This guy suck

>>150235014
It's the most accurate metric we have. It works all tthe time. "mma math doesn't work" is just a a catchphrase meme that the company and talking heads say to even the lines and playing field so that people tune in.

this is the Nordic Consensus

According to MMA math
Ben Askren>Zebaztian Kadestam>Roberto Soldic>Dricus Du Plessis

Big Ben Askren would have wonned that fight without that fluke knee.

>>150234442
Dricus has a much bigger skull. So in that regard he has already won. The skull size competition

genuinely can't remember the last time I've not been able to concentrate on what I'm supposed to be doing because I'm thinking about a fight. Must be the first stime since at least covid.

>>150235234
Dricus's wardrobe, straight from Zara Manacins, all of it. Have some individuality man. Him and Pypher would be mates

>>150235288
many are saying this. the skull test is the only one that matters, in or out of the 'gon

>>150235299
Imagine the scenes when Buffer is done announcing them, Khamzat is on all fours and grinning, Dricus is doing his squat against the cage and holding the fence behind him, stoic expression

>>150235234
dont curse dricus with soonposting

>>150235281
but we also have Du Plessis > Adesanya > Silva > Maia > Askren

>>150235315
Chills. Just had chills run down my spine

>>150235274
that's just confirmation bias bapa

>>150235315
dricus rolling out a police spike strip across the inner line in the octagon

>>150235331
Its seems like this chills guy is bothering you lemme has some quick words with him

>>150235315
And then the fight starts and Dricus puts up his hand up for a glove touch. Khamzat fakes the touch and shoots for a takedown, but Dricus was actually expecting it and knees him flush knocking him out. He then follows up with a super necessary derrick lewis hammer fist.
Pure kino.

I'm literally shaking

im farding and shidding at an extreme pace

and then Dricus puts on a tasmanian devil mask and habgulbwahwaghwoolagh starts pulling Khamzats face apart starting at his cleft lip

I am making a dricus du plessis complication. Will there be more to add tmr? Also gonna do a talita alencar complication for the hell of it (ya I am him)

The guy you are rooting against via freak injury 10 seconds into round one

Fighting dricus is like dancing with a nigga with 2 left feet

Pvz vs ailin Perez who has better bamhole

>>150235401
Event President Trump got a better, juicier bamhole than this

>>150235308
Stop saying that! Why do you guys keep talking like this. It's driving me mad. Fucking hell

PVZ BAMHOLE
PVZ BAMHOLE
PVZ BAMHOLE
PVZ BAMHOLE

>>150235401
what a little harlot!

tested positive for covid and can't smell shit. fuck

>>150235444
You made fun of askren?

>>150235450
I did

>>150235414
Ailin compare

>>150235456
>>150235401
this makes me feel nothing. am I gay?

Finished ailin perez

Khamzat choked on Kadyrov's willy

>>150235461
>>150235459
Yes you are gay if you don't like average looking wmma woman

>>150235455
Lol wtf I also did and got mildly sick, my lungs were full of disgusting phlegm for a whole week

Covid isn't real

>>150235478
nigga go see a doctor or sumth

>>150235490
I feel normal now

>>150235401
>>150235456
pvz has a better bamhole, perez has a nicer pussy
>>150235467
the top third of this image is remarkably effective at making my dick stop working

>>150235467
phwoar didn't realise she was a realone might have to boy her now if she's delivering the goods like this

Why so many muslims in chicago

rockhold gonna smash till

>>150235526
what the FUCK man
you can't just ask shit like that dude

just watched back the press conference
what a shitty one?? khamzat has zero charisma on the mic. crowd was shitty one sided. reporters asking chatgpt questions

boring
no hype

this fight better delivers

>>150235574
Belol Looks like a jeet here

Thats what happens when the chiraq grim reaper green lights you

Khamzesty will squirt creamy steamy halal bamhole butter all over Dricdaddy's Big Boer Cock I fear

Wow PVZ bamhole? I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time.

She led an amazing mma career. What else can you say? She was an amazing fighter. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing fighter who led an amazing life. I’m actually horny to hear that. I am horny to hear that.

>>150235574
Forgot his name

Zatdaddy seemed revved by the face off. I'm afraid DDP has this one locked up

>>150235401
Erm I don't remember uploading any ID sir

>>150235582
NGL my nigga this presser kinda ruined the hype I had for this match up.
Khamzat has 0 charisma, fights once a year and can't speak. Only thing that keeps me going is wanting to see this bitch ass Shitcago crowd silenced.

>>150235627
Ghost of chiraq has no name

>>150235549
another easy story win for tony

Pretty interesting that Chael and Guru both picked DDP. It's not as clear cut as some might make it seem.

>>150235638
there's a big chance khamzat will ragdoll ddp

he can't wrestle
ddp picks up cormier and spins him with zero effort

if he tangles ddp it's over
despite ddp being strong, it doesn't translate to wrestling, you can't strong yourself out

I will be VERY surprised if DDP wins

I want Dricus to win but i fear he will get his back taken in the first minute

Ddp and cumshot both have shit cardio. Ddp cardio is a myth it only worked vs the pitter patted fists of sean

Michael Jordan
Belal Muhammad
Julianna Pena
CM Punk
Lana Rhoades
Yup... Easily hardest city out there

Khamzat got beat by a 50 year old Kadyrov in sparring, a guy who doesn't even train mma in any serious way.

No way this guy is winning tomorrow.

Can't be touched, can't be stopped
Can't be moved, can't be rocked
Can't be shook, we hot

Everyone picked Dricus is a smoothbrain and should delete themselves from reality.

DDPussy forgot he had to check up with the Bully AKA Mayor of Chicago

why the fuck is the crowd in Chicago booing DDP? it chicago a brown city?

>>150235739
>ddp has shit cardio
if you can decision shitland you are doing pretty well

>>150235467
This is a single mom btw

>>150235582
Yeah all the booing kind of fucked it I think. It's fun having a lively crowd but gotta actually let the press conference happen as well.

>>150235467
what else ya got?

>>150235747
Me entering Lidl

>>150235758
Biggest muslim pop city in america plus white online zoomers who are influenced by memes plus blacks and mexicans that hate white people (obviously influenced by the africa ddp thing) plus ufc being run by muslims and paying people to shill for any muslim fighter. It’s that simple

>>150235793
Just for this reason I hope its total brazza death this saturday

>>150235444
Well if it's your time, and you feel yourself crossing over, make sure to think of a fighter you want to win and transfer your lifeforce to him. God will make him win. Think carefully about what fighter on the card you choose.

>>150235813
Thanks. I'll make sure Cumshot heems DDPussy

>>150235758
Yeah lots of muslims, they go nuts for MVP because he's a muslim too.

Crazy how cult like they behave desu.

>>150235713
Prepare to be amazed

Fairy called Bobby Green "Kang" Green lol

>>150235836
muslims make me sick

bobby knucks vs yoel

>muslims stick together while westerns hate each other
>muslims make me sick
Kek why tho?

>>150235758
Because Driscus fucking sucks and Chimaev is the only really elite fighter at 185. Whole division boutta get fraud checked.

they make my bacon bussy sizzle

>>150235893
see Afghanistan

>>150235921
Honestly, kino vehicle choice. Thats the first car I would get if I bought a new vehicle
>captcha: spark

>>150235893
Muslims hate each other plenty back in their home countries. They just larp as le united ummah when they're around non-muslims

>>150235921
High IQ Shara gets the indestructible Toyota that will last 30 years.
Low IQ Khamzat gets the G Wagon that will break down or be stolen by Albanians soon

I wonder what Kadydrov daddy is gonna Khamzat when he wins

>>150235893
Muslims actually hate each other passionately hence all the wars.

It's like a 7th century tribalism thing though, they support the muslim fighting a non muslim. They are just extremely hateful.

>>150235950
Implying both of them won't crash their cars in a week

How will Khamzat crashout if he loses?

>>150235929
>>150235950
Japanese cars seem underrated in general

>>150235973
I think he will try to attack like the ref or dana or something, like go for someone weaker to try and restore some strength.

Then there will be some crazy excuses.

>>150235979
I am actually Australian and they are the most purchased vehicle, their reliability is through the roof, you can buy one and sell it 5 years later losing next to no value. They are god-tier probably up their with german engineering

>>150235971
that's what insurance is for

>>150235979
Japanese cars are universally considered reliable and long lasting. They just aren't as cool or sexy as German cars. Only škodas rival Japanese cars for reliability

>>150235973
If it’s a decision he will chimp out and go for ddp
If it’s a KO he’ll probably try and get up and stumble around barging into the medics and ref

>>150235893
flag

>>150234825
>jews made whites cheer for the muslim
are you retarded?

>>150235965
Chechens are Sufis. Sufism is banned in many Gulf countries

Khamzats immune system problems stem from AIDS.

It's going to come out eventually.

>>150235992
thats the reputation they trade on but the problems the recent hilux has had should tell that it is over for toyota

>>150236014
Khabib probably hates Chechens deep down since he's a hardcore Sunni

>>150236021
bummed by kadyrov, just like that other churka MMA guy who got disappeared
can't let people know your retarded despot has a fag disease

>>150236031
He does it’s obvious he hates chechens

>>150236026
I owned a 2014 hilux for like 7 years and only had to replace the clutch once, thats it. The new ones? I used to drive one for work and it was okay but desu rangers, dmax and the others issue wouldn't be much better.

>Dricdaddy
>Dricbeast
>Du Bussy
>Du Piggy
>Zatdaddy
>Khambeast
>Zatsissy
>Khumshot

>not fought anywhere but abu dhabi since 2022
Oh no no no,
Borzbros will he have his secret juice?

>>150234944
Fuck off cunt

Khamzat forgot to check in with the Shot Caller, that's why he had to flee Sweden

>>150234364
Love this cope
>B-burns was a contender
>But champ Strickland and former MW GOAT Adesanya were trash
DDP is going to run through and expose this bum.

I feel sorry for khamzat. He will always have that kadyrov chain on him no matter how hard he tries to make himself. I bet he would give anything to be an average ethnic swede

dricusbros we can't let this fight happen
we need to arrest khamzat somehow

>But I really like people here. Not only Russian people, I really like US people too. Because they’re all so nice people. They don’t care about what’s happening in politics or everything. This is the only place where I can go out by myself and drink coffee, sit - Even in Russia, in Dagestan, middle east, in Europe, I can’t go nowhere because everyone bothers me. But this one country, I can wear whatever I want, cover myself, no mask, I go to Starbucks and sit for one hour, drink coffee, enjoy my life.

What did Khabib mean by this?
Why can't he just speak his mind and enjoy his coffee in Dagestan, Russia? What's on his mind?

>>150235979
Same with women desu

Have you ever put on no gloves?

>>150234399
Caio has a better chance against DDP. Khamzat missing weight is the only way he keeps his aura

>>150236031
I think thats partially why they fought. Kadyrov banned Salafism and considers it as terrorist religion. He kicked killed out and closed down their mosques. If Khabib was born over his side of the border he would probably have to flee. And considering all this Kadyrov then asks him to fight for him in his shitty promotion.

>>150235793
Prob less africa-ddp thing and more his bullying of belal, plus Khamzat being a drawl. I would say press conferences are a mix of people who paid a lot for good tickets from out of town, and superfan shit posters from the city. If you're a local belal fan who hates ddp, you can go and boo him because press conferences are free, first come first serve, and you don't have to have bought a ticket to the show- So any bum can go.

>>150235935
>>150235965
Yeah I get it, but muslim diaspora in the west is arguably worse than muslims from muslim countries

damn, i guess his brain was without oxygen for too long

>>150234426
That's what the muzzies don't understand. Dricus looks kinda ridiculous while defending and cazzies take that as if he is clumsy or unskilled. It also seems to give his opponents encouragement.

I don't think it will be that hard for Khamzat to take him down, I just don't think he can keep him there

>>150236014
>Sufism
Isnt that like dancing in the circle muslims? Going into trance? Magic larping woodoo shit?

>>150234457
Well I knew DDP was going to win this fight but after seeing this vid I know Khamzat is scared. See the over-exaverated eye gestures and whatever he said to DDP was a his way of protecting his ego. He's already lost. Might not even make weight. Dricus might destroy him quicker than I thought

>>150236169
Yeah dancing, running in circles, yelling, singing, having saints, meditation and shit. Its considered as Islamic mysticism

>>150234466
I'll make you a bet. If DDP wins you never come here again. If khamzat wins I never come here again. Deal?

Bisping vs the hammer killer

>>150236156
Does he mean he started believing or he was somehow already a christian and he didnt know why?

You making bets with that half mill I gave ya ?

Brie reaching down in my pants
she got the ace in her hap

>>150236208
Yeah, minty bets

>>150236203
He was a le Reddit atheist libertarian iirc.

>>150236193
I like how the muslim expert itt has 5 crosses on his flag
Georgians are the best
Btw since youre fron that region, do ethnic russians give a fuck about cummrag, keeping Beslan in mind and him never mentioning russia as his home country anyway?
I have a feeling only russians who are deep up pootins asshole will praise cumrag

>>150234460
retarded muzzie casual

>>150236188
He needs that energy for the first round though. He is manic like that, he will get a td and it’s probably over

Imagine how wet Jojua will get seeing her fellow Caucasian break that little Boer

>>150236225
Cumrag is chechen, swede, arab probably even chiraqian before ever considering himself russian

Drickino

I introduced a lot of steroi- I mean lifestyle changes this time

>>150236253
He has to watch what he says, he is khadirovs lapdog and khadirov is pootins

At Kadyrov's gym, she's known as 'The Stress Reliever'

humble highs

DDP heems Cumshot with an explosive sprawl

>>150235367
I've been wondering if he's been training knees but I'd say no. He has better chances striking with fists on the entry but he will probably grab the guilly for control but Khamzat will easily pop out of that. Hope DDP doesn't starch him too early so we can see some elite grappling

Muslims heemers will all convert to christianity after cumrag looses
Welcome brothers and sisters, you can take off the hijab and pull ur sleves bellow elbows and knees

>>150236225
Russians and Muslims don't like each other with some exceptions such as Shara bullet. And that's because he came out with some Russian dick sucking statements multiple times, once in a while you will see Russians praising him. But in general Russians don't even care about MMA let alone Khabib and Chimaev. Caucasians will even try to avoid saying they are from Russia. If you go over Russian speaking side of the internet its all just hateful comments regarding Caucasians no matter what the video or article is about.

is he the most exciting fighter in the UFC?

>>150236315
they can do that in their own countries thanks

>>150234968
The fight was 2 years ago lad

>>150236344
He's one sallow fucking goblin. Let's kill him, let's get it trending. Shoot Khamzat Chimaev

>>150235742
Not a khamzat fan but he's not retarded enough to beat the guy that could disappear his whole family

>>150236294
its real

>>150236344
For the first minute yes

>>150236014
Not really, we're just regular Sunnis
Kadyrov is the Sufi though

>>150236389
We got the chechen here
Welcome brazza

Is the MMA still 10% owned by Muslims? Or maybe even more now?

There is an extreme Cumslut bias and so many things happening that feel extremely inorganic all in a row
>that angle that made Dricus look tiny every UFC account reposted, pretending to not understand how perspectives work
>DC letting Cumslut swing him around after looking for enough space
>Cumslut suddenly getting his Instagram botted to 10 M followers
>UFC promo very focused on Cumslut, picrel
>those special-snowflake anime shorts for Cumslut
>now the entire hall filled with Muslims booing Dricus
>Dricus being asked demoralizing questions at the conference and in every interview while it's only positive thinking for Cumslut

Just because Chimeav is bigger,faster, stronger and better than DDP in every discipline does NOT mean he will win

>>150236344
Crazy betrayal by sissyclitty spammy. This is a major blow to ddpeeners.

>>150234512
>35-36 year old burns is prime

>>150236338
Russians had to stop caring about MMA to save themselves from emotional trauma, imagine opening p4p rankings right now and seeing 6 (SIX) people out of 15 being from the Caucasus as a Russian lmao

>>150235574
This nigga is such a goofball. Not the good kind, but the mongy retard kind.

>>150236389
What’s the sufi/ sunni split like there?

I will never forget the casual audience cheering for a terrorists little gimp. No coming back from this

>>150235607
Why has the guy on the left got such short arms wtf?

if only the nordics cared about cage fighting

"if he grabs my jaw like that, he will break his forearm .... i'm just built different."
-dricus, speaking on the whittaker teeth tko

>>150236338
The old russian poster used to post the craziest russian street heems. Almost always involving a brazza chimping out in public and getting slept.

>>150236427
Opening UFC rankings is banned in Russia. You need VPN to see it.
Their best fighter is Petr Yan that is actually Chinese. Grim situation.

>>150236233
I agree khamzat gets him down. I don't know any way to stop that. But I really doubt he can hold him there or sub him.

MMA mathis retarded so I'm not going to call back any previous fights. Both of these guys are the best that the other has faced and I'm fucking stoked to watch it. Sometimes these fights are shit. Sometimes they're classics. I just hope it's an all-timer

>>150236447
they'd have to be low iq. you make 500 times the money kicking a ball

>>150236465
>5’7

Need the big black era of ufc back. Sick of the religion baiting would much prefer race

>>150236479
exactly, if only we cared

>>150236435
Nonexistent desu, Kadyrov pushes Sufism but most people are regular Sunnis with some regional features and superstitions mixed in

>>150236505
>we
Finland flag is honorary Israeli

>>150235973
He will be begging someone to smuggle him back to a western nation, because his bully daddy Kadyrov will become bored of him and have him killed.

>>150235950
Fat beefy kekking at you if you think a modern vehicle will last even 6 months past the warranty.
Things aren't built to be a good product anymore, they're built to fail.

>>150236517
Apparently this is the national dish of Chechnya. Is it actually good or just something you eat for the sake of tradition?

Is the UFC still 10% owned by Muslims? Or maybe even more now?

There is an extreme Cumslut bias and so many things happening that feel extremely inorganic all in a row
>that angle that made Dricus look tiny every UFC account reposted, pretending to not understand how perspectives work
>DC letting Cumslut swing him around after looking for enough space
>Cumslut suddenly getting his Instagram botted to 10 M followers
>UFC promo very focused on Cumslut, picrel
>those special-snowflake anime shorts for Cumslut
>now the entire hall filled with Muslims booing Dricus
>Dricus being asked demoralizing questions at the conference and in every interview while it's only positive thinking for Cumslut

>>150236462
It was hilarious to see the few hate watchers that remain arguing about who they should root against in the Merab - Umar fight kek

>>150236505
You would do fuck all

>>150236517
Tell us about wrestling, is it true everyone in your region knows how to doubleleg, is wrestling and mma/sambo the only way of getting out of poverty? Whats the secret?

>>150236549
if only i cared

Geoff 'Hands of Steel' Fucking Neal!

>>150236546
if it somehow goes to decision this will be the most predictable robbery of all time

>>150236553
Believe it or not, there are Chechen footballers that have played for Israeli teams

>>150236562
Even if you cared your shit country wouldn't do anything I'm afraid

>>150236570
don't be afraid homie!

What is Khamzat’s wife thinking right now?

>>150236584
We're on top nothing to be afraid of

>>150236570
>shit country

>>150236546
it's the least the ufc can do for his last few days alive

>>150236517
Chechnya belongs to Jesus Christ

>>150236454
>I-I'm built diffren-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>150236594
No one cares what globo homo organisations count as happy

>>150236591
Probably something about DDP

>>150236570
Finland is the best europe can offer
Watch you mouth ozzi

>>150236600
>for his last few days alive
No one ever died in the UFC, it's all overhyped pillowfisted homosexuals

>>150236614
You're in a poverty shit hole sit this out

>>150236546
It's just obvious what's going to happen.
Dirty Diaper Panties is already greasing up his bacon hole for Khamdaddy's 12 inch horse cock.

>>150236545
Yeah it's just meat and boiled dough, people do eat it. We don't really have fancy cuisine desu
>>150236553
>mma/sambo the only way of getting out of poverty
Not really, most people just send their kids to a wrestling school and those who have talent take it from there and if all falls into place become pros.
I for one can't wrestle for shit, I've always been more of a boxer myself desu

>>150236607
Already debunked here >>150236546

Though Muslims not understand how perspectives work was quite revealing the last days. We definitely have to halt all immigration until we figure out wtf is going on

>>150236620
We have a strong diaspora in australia, I can make some calls to Anthony Perosh or Steve Erceg, i'd be careful of what I type right now

>>150236643
I know, I'm literally one of them.

>>150236635
>I've always been more of a boxer myself desu
Based
Same here

>>150236640
>wearing high heals
>debunked
Khamdaddy literally makes your bussy sizzle like a porkchop.

>>150236447
shavkat is just a glimpse of what the nordix are capable of when they care

>>150236634
>gay shit
>zoophilia
>rooting for arabs
certified french post

Oink for your daddy piggy
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK GIVE ME YOUR POZZED CUMMIES DADDY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

hamzats haram hole hungers hog hummus

>>150236650
God dammit Jason Bilic

>>150236617
this could be the one

>>150236669
We will deport the likes of you soon enough

>>150236665
Brown daddies are killing and raping your women
Your bacon hole is next on the list so be ready for the breeding piggy

>>150236654
you are literally gay

borz's bachi bazi bamhole begs bacon beatings

>>150236447
You gotta be both poor and stupid to succeed in this sport
No place for smartasses like you

>>150236654
>bussy sizzle like a porkchop.
>>150236686
>bacon hole
so you are a brown janny switching flags? no one says this retarded shit

You can run Dirty Pig but you can't hide

chimaev chuds chug chad chowder

This is the Cordic Nonsensus™

>>150236701
Was debunked here >>150236546

>>150236654
Whatever posting this is, whoever partakes in typing this shit up is a faggot. Unfunniest shit on the board.

>>150236701
Mahmud stop using your vpn

He's going to get finished by DDP in front of his entire family and Kadyrov. The shame will be too much. He might beat Izzy on the way out but he will be embarrassed in front of the entire world.

>d-debunk-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Poor poor Dirty Diaper Pig.....

TJ hooked up khamzat with his EPO coach
Should we be worried?

palestinian daycares are legitimate targets for American made hellfire missiles

Why do all the most vocal anti white shitposters sound low IQ

>>150236654
Go watch the presser again. DDP is in sneakers.

I don't understand this brownoid cooe
>My guy is .5 inches taller he will definitely win

Just remember Volk had your boy Islam in the sissy position and actually won their first fight

Chechnya will be rubble like it was in the 90's

Hungry piggy is just begging for Khamdaddies pozzed loads. His greased up bacon bussy might actually prolapse this week.....

>>150236757
In many ways Chechnya was built to be bombarded by Russian grad missiles

Bumlal couldn't defend the belt once for "palestine". Sad and pathetic.

>>150236733
That he gasses out during the announcements? Probably

Hindus exist to be slaughtered by Muslims desu lmaooo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_India

Sizecopers are ridiculous. Their size will be laid bare when Khamzat's 12in chechen horse cock pulls out of du bussy's bussy with his 3 inch twp squirtin all over the octagon.

>>150236634
go to hell dirty terrorist.

I so hope it's a close back and fourth fight with lots of highlights from both sides and then at the end Dricus by dropping anvil

I hope dricus wins for Christianity

I am of the fixed opinion that Israel should be rendered into a sheet or glass, but make no mistake about it, I don't really care much for the fate of Palestinian if it doesn't mean every Muslim living in the UK won't go there.

>>150236733
Kumshot gasses because he goes all in 1 round not because of cardio issues

>i am rooting for DDP to win
Poor poor piggies are not ready for the animalistic rape that Khamdaddy will inflict upon Dirty Diaper Panties

>>150236138
I've actually stated to wonder what is actually wrong with Luke Rockhold, could be that he's just really dumb, but surely it has to be more than that at this point

Ddp wore af1 khamzat had converse

hamzats haram hole hungers hog hummus, hasbulla has heard

>scale usmeng up by 16%
>make him a more diverse and creative striker
>make him a real submission threat
>make the fight five rounds
>give him a full camp
i don't know about this one, zatbuddies...

>>150236841
I'm afraid Dirty Piggy was wearing 3 inch pumps.

Fucking pigs is the most haram thing you could do, thoughbeit. It's important to maintain ritual purity and cleanliness, and this is worse than eating pork.
Lets call Dricus a goat. That way we can still have good clean fun with our humor. Thank you.

>>150236867
what a piggy prime for a proper porking

Maybe Dricus is simply fighting drunk

Why does Usman's brother look gay?

>>150236867
You can hear his greased up bacon bussy sizzle through the pic

>>150236824
mais quel dégénéré de merde, suicide toi vite le sous homme.

>>150236867
unironically this, I think we can use the Shartles/Arman fight as a template for this one however in this situation Shartles (DDP) is much thicker. That was a close fight.

>>150236203
He died and saw that Jesus is King.

>>150236890
Keep oinking for your brown daddies piggy

>>150236442
Fun fact, guy end up becoming a baldcel and that pic is 10 years old

why are muslims so hyper fixated on gay sex and pork

>>150236875
Why was he working with the Nelk goys?

>>150236867
See Usman is actually good DPD isnt

>>150236914
SALE RACE

THE WOLF RAPES THE PIGGY!

>>150236447
regional mma promotions pay is dogshit, something like $2k per fight before taxes.
Meanwhile an average swede or dane teenager can make that in a week at a regular job. You’d have to be insanely low IQ with zero other skills besides fighting to even consider competing in mma.
And nordics are way too high iq for that

DDP is basically Usman with 3 knees.

>>150236936
>OINK
Good piggy now grease up your hole it's time for your daily porkin

>>150236931
Eagle FC promotion

What's the correct board to go and post in about discussing choosing and purchasing pillows and other sleep related equipment? Does heem have any pillow recs?

>>150236872
Lil' Pigga boutta pump 12 inches of Bantu dick daddies after his spitroasting I'm afraid...

>>150236937
>wolf tears off his 3in twp
And nothing of value was lost im afraid.....

>>150234283 (OP)
not looking good for dricus

Dric1us

Khamzat has an extremely thick and well groomed beard, he definitely dyes it though

>>150236950
are we talking regular head pillows or body pillows? if the latter then i’m currently sleeping with picrel

Muhammad Usman, Artur Chimaev, David Adesanya and Neil Du Plessis get thrown into a free for all death match, who walks away the winner?

>>150236950
Here. I have two pillows for you

>>150236958
karen threatening you face

>>150236958
niggas be fake demons

>>150236950
/box/ xD

>>150236963
Yeah I was thinking that, its always super straight and silky. The fag probably spends an hour washing, brushing and oiling it when he gets up in the morning

>>150236963
Now imagine how thick and well groomed his BBC is...

Dirty Diaper Piggy gon' be squealin' and sprayin' clitty juice 'till he lil' piggy ass bleed out...

>>150236963
You seem to be an expert on beards, does your wife kno dis?

>>150236986
nigger fucking kill yourself jesus christ every single day you go on and on with this shit, end your life

>>150236986
Imagine if your gf read this post
>implying you actually had one.

>>150236988
I have been known to grow a beard myself but it is not of that caliber unfortunately

>>150236570
>>150236953
>>150236951
One thing mudslimes have in common. They're all afraid.

You can see it on these posts. And you can see it in Kumsluts eyes.

>>150236986
Factual post i fear
>>150236994
Your bacon bussy? Poked im afraid

We already tapped out Whittaker at UFC 308, DDP won't know what hit him.

>>150237004
More fear
See >>150237003

Cowards

hamzats beard is stiff as a board due to all of chechnyas dry jizz festering in it

>>150236994
Ya bacon bussy sound hangry fo some daddy loads...

why are heemers so gay

>>150236986
Many are saying this

>>150237010
>>150237003
Spitroast the plump piggies!

>>150237014
Secret kebab sauce recipe unlock

Back to the pig pens with you Dirty Diaper Piggy

>>150237017
i feel like we are the only heteros here

>>150236188
This.
The lady doth protest too much.

why does khamzat keep saying he is rich? does he really make much more money than other fighters?

he has 10M instagram followers too
much more popular - is that why?

>>150237102
Famous fighters get better advertising deals outside of their fight money. Also, Kadyrov gives him valuable things all the time

>>150237102
Kaydrov gives him money and he probably has business dealings with other Russian oligarchs through him

This dumbass nigga slid on his face like a fucking bugs Bunny cartoon

>>150237105
jon jones ducked eddie

>>150237106
>Kadyrov gives him valuable things all the time
>steals from the people
>roleplays as a suggardaddy and buys shit for his mma fightress lapdogs
Poor dagestani and chechens

>>150237105
Mighty mouse destroys this fat ass kwab

kadyrov gives khazat valuable things like loads in his bachi bazi muslim haram hole

>>150237102
He's Kadyrov's favorite toy
That's also why he's had so many health problems, Kadyrov poisons his athletes any time they piss him off

>>150237134
Et tu?

>>150236986
This is the truth sadly

>>150237017
It's just some in inbred pakis living vicariously through the inbred caucasoid muslim

>>150234319
why do you guys put so much effort into these posts like it's something new every time

>>150237160
Thankfully Dirty Diaper Piggy will be gettin' Zatdaddy and Bantu dick daddy loads bred and broiler into he bacon bussy...

>>150237102
Idk if anyone's mentioned this but he's close with Kadyrov, a wealthy Russian oligarch.

No one cares about du piglet
No one will remember du piglet after his Zatdaddy spanks and spunks him

imagine the pozzed load

>>150237188
is this real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

>>150237188
Poor poor twp piggies.... They squeal the loudest but nobody cares

AND NEW NIGGA
AND NEW

We're here btw
>>150237215

>>150236958
Khamzat was winning until this point. He tried a flinch scare that failed then started chimping out getting mad and trying to laugh it off while Dricus was collected.
Started strong, couldn't keep it together at the end. This could be an omen of things to come.

>>150237007
Our father, The Great Jon Jones, says otherwise. He predicts it will be an even match and no one can know who will win this great upcoming fight. I expect a slight change of tone from you from here on out.

>>150235893
>muslims stick together
:DDDD

>>150236824
Algérie trou à merde

>>150234406
He’s retarded but correct about that. Being white here = rich, private schools, gated communities, suburbs etc. We live like kings - and have kept generational wealth. Probably the least impacted by the crime issue.

Not sure why Americans and some Euros insist on extending their victimhood to white saffers. It’s just white Hasbara.