Thread 150237215

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ONEchads we are live

>>150237230
why do they all look like highschoolers

>>150237215 (OP)
Factual thread

I think Khamzat can win but then again so can Dricus

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

Khamzat has 10 million instagram followers
He asks all of them for 1 euro
Khamzat now has 10 million euros

Got any good posts?

>>150237243
Factual post i fear
Khamdaddy will rape the jew to death

>>150237246
chills

>>150237230
WDWTCH

>>150237215 (OP)
Khamzesty when he feels the Big Boer Cock dip in and stir up his creamy halal bussy hummus

>>150237264
You think you're the guy heeming DDP, but actually you are DDP and I'm the guy heeming you (DDP)

>>150237264
THE Roberto Soldic

>>150237264
Look at this thirsty piggy just begging for balkan daddy's cock to pozz his bacon hole until it prolapses.

>>150237264
i'm the ref here

presenting haram hole for hog hummus im afraid

>>150237264
*gulp*

stick to thirst traps on insta itsuki

>>150237293
Brutal tko on regional bum

save thicc koreans

>>150237299
Upset brown hands typed this.

FUCK YOU PIGGY!

AND NEWWWWWWWWW

>>150237264
Only my boy robo can do that
He will come for the belt one way or the other, after he heems a polish 50y old boxer next

Im literally shaking rn

>>150237215 (OP)
>brown flag
>shills brown

THE arseanaliev

i wonder whats got her haram hole all hummusy

>>150237313
AAAAAAAAAND NEW

Roberto Soldić is undefeated against Muslims.

>>150237337
>cuck flag
>is a cuck

>everything you should know
>doesn't know anything
why is this guy so annoying?

https://youtu.be/C7FC_Um1MTo?si=ywnj2h09G4aiGkEp

Soldic not being in the UFC feels like a glaring ommission. He was always the real best Welterweight outside the promotion, not Douglas Lima or Yaroslav Amosov. Hopefully he gets free of Chatri's scammer grasp

>>150237299
Robo literally almost decapited 2 dagestanis
https://youtube.com/shorts/HkyD9o5flXU?si=WUmcbmpZp-d_RS5S
CROAT STRONK PAKI WEAK

No more explicitly gay posts on /heem/

>>150237342
Turn on your monitor

khamzat by ko

>>150237348
Croat piggies squeal for their bosnain muslim daddies

>>150237347
He knew he couldn’t make it in the big leagues, the guy got zeemed out cold by a nobody in ONE

>>150237347
>Hopefully he gets free of Chatri's scammer grasp
mate he left ONE months ago and signed for a polish meme mma org called FAME MMA

dricus by KO

>>150237347
Soldic has a loss to Amosov thoughbeit

>>150237337
Poles are all over the internet boasting about how they have far less rapefuges in their country compared to the rest, only to worship them anyway. What faggots.

>>150237373
Chills...

>>150237368
Yeah he does.

I've heard Modelo is brewed for those with a fighting spirit

>>150237374
What makes you thing it isn't rapefugee behind that pole flag

>>150237374
Conservative Poles are basically Bernie Sanders. It's a very liberal place.

>>150237374
thats some wonk nose janny on a vpn m8

>>150237363
Bosniaks are bro's, you paki suck tho, nobody likes u
Robo helped both Erko Jun and Ahmed Krnjic

Dricus can't be Homer Simpson because he doesn't have an indestructible chin. Unless Soldic hits as hard as Drederick Tatum

>>150237385
In my Poland? Impossible.

Du Piggy loves pleasing his daddies

>>150237368
He only had praise for Amosov, but that was young Soldic with barely any training

uzbeks looks like THAT?

No one watches Paramount+. MMA was just becoming something you can talk about with normies thanks to ESPN. Now it's back to the days of getting weird looks if you mention it.

Check in

>>150237401
I have it on good authority that Tatum ducked Soldic for this exact reason.

Lmao Khabib is back on the Kvass again. Watch out on the roads if you're in Makhachkala

>>150237431
Who's the skirt?

Why doesn't Khamzat speak up for Palestine more?

>>150237431
checking in

>>150237424
why did he sign for the polish influencer meme org b
are you guys disappointed in him for it

>>150237431
Beastlal and the chiraq drillers ethered Pigus

>>150237401
Soldic hits very hard, that was Dricus straight from Africa, not much experience in europe and I believe it was a weight class lower than now
Soldic has a questionable chin imo
The one thing I remember is Soldic saying how strong Dricus was and hard, not in a gayway but solid as a rock

>>150237431
we really out here nigga

>>150237415
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Ankdaddy by murder

like pigs at a trough

>>150237451
He started fighting out of a small place in bosnia, with barely any training, only when he went to germany did he actually started serious training
He is a natural talent with killer instinct
Not sad at all, he made us proud but I looking back I wish he had went to the ufc
He could have done big things

Poatan was only going like 70% because he was worried about the takedown. When he goes all out in the rematch, he will knock out Ankalaev.

hungry unc would gulp down DDPs haram hummus howeverbeit

>>150237489
Have you considered that Champkalaev is better at striking than AGPoatan?

more like pooatan

>>150237479
Not cool
Laughing about grown ups is ok, but leave the kids out of it
Have some decency you paki

https://youtu.be/RXiGJTBD99M?si=wayRNK87H49wzTkg McKenzie podkino just dropped

>>150237500
Us or them. Fuck em all.

I'm listening to Chevelle right now. I don't give a fuck about shit, man.

Dumbass nigga be like okay I sweep floor with face now Allah snackbar

Sean Strickland spends his time imagining people more successful than him being pedophiles.

Bergdaddy might just take up MMA to gape Zatsissy again

>>150237451
>polish influencer meme org b
Oh I think one just let him fight outside while still being under their contract, and he loves both poland and wants to fight /wants the money

European regional scene Soldic is a mythical fighter

>>150237530
>I think one just let him fight outside while still being under their contract
knowing chatri/ONE there's no chance of this

A man with a name beginning with F hates me for no reason. Life is crazy

>>150237521
me and strickbeast have so much in common

Which cocky fighter will get
Humbled tomorrow?

>>150237430
How do you even get this stupid service? Everyone knows what Netflix is, I'm even me, and it's really easy and accessible. Those lads really did some sausage behaviour making this deal

PIG ROAST!

>>150237598
fields. now.

>>150237592
only one more day of pretending khamzat is good
we can do this, team

DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!

GET FUCKED!!!

Who’s gonna be watching 319 in their fur suit?

ah yes, ONE friday night slopfests. chatri shityadong is slowly bleeding out.

Has there ever been a clearer White vs Brown fight then Du Plessis vs Cumshot? Look at this thread if you don't believe me

>>150237607
Fuck off you black piece of shit. You're projecting

>>150237627
Du piggies are pink albeit

>Not a single one of the divison champs is an atheist
uhhh atheistbros?? wtf is going on?

How's poirier physique looking ? He said he would bulk and take roids

Wish this thread wasn't this gay and retarded

>>150237627
Dirty Diaper Piggy is pink and brown with daddy loads all over he bacon bussy I'm afraid...

>>150237642
Atheists are too smart to get brain damage for pennies

>>150237557
Had to google a bit, he still looks to be on one's website, one of our major mma related websites said it looks like he got an ok from Chatri, but honestly I can not confirm, it does look like he is still signed with one, it would have been big news if their contract ended

>>150237627
>White vs Brown
>caucasus region
Cumrag might be inbred and muslim, but he is white

>>150237662
khamzat is absolutely not White

rate your excitement for ddp vs chimaev from 1/10

>my excitement level: 6.5/10

Wtf is wrong with you guys
Are you always like this?

>>150237672
I can't lie now it's like 0/10 but tomorrow probably 10/10

PULLED PORK!

>>150237668
like 1/4 all british now

>>150237642
you better believe in something more than your paycheck when you're getting dragged into the deep waters of a fight
every superficial layer of thought will be beaten out of you literally

>>150237668
He’s not brown though

>>150237680
Wut

Belal really is here rage posting kek bro you will never be from Caucasus

>>150237450
>>150237479
>>150237494
>>150237508
Inferior subhuman genetics behavior.

Wish we could talk about black fighters instead

>Watch fight with friends
>No mention of skin colour
>Watch fight alongside /heem/
>Constant mention of skin colour
?

>>150237740
get some new friends

>>150237740
Me and my friends only talk about who probably has the biggest cock on the ppv

>>150237729
We've already accepted Adesanya as the GOAT

AND NEW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT ASS NIGGA FUCK YOU AND NEWWWWWWWWWW

>>150237740
All piggies flick their clitties to Black Daddies.

I have ZERO reason to believe DDP can beat khamzat
It's just not a thing which is realistic to me. Look at DDP wrestling. He literally can't do it.

khamzat biggest cock on ppv brazzza
u kno dis

>>150237762
Is that Marvin Vettori? That nigga has been on my mind.

>>150237740
You’re on the designated chud website what do did you expect?

>>150237766
Yeah if wrestling was easy it would be called striking

>>150237638
Kek

Hope DDP will kill that chechnyan RAT.

But probably he'll get ragdolled R1.

Grim situation

Du Plessis vs Chimaev is the ultimate battle between The RECORD vs The EYETEST. This result will dictate the objective method for predicting fights in the future.

>fight is at 5AM / 6AM european time
>set alarm for 5AM
>wife asleep
>kid asleep
>literally lay in bed with an ILLEGAL STREAM and earbuds
>go back to sleep when it's over

anyone else /comfy/

>>150237796
Du Piglets in a nutshell

>188 lbs
khamzatbros...

>>150237723
monitor on

ALLAHU AKBAR

What’s the pig meme

HE DIDN'T MAKE WEIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAH

Zatbros...

>>150237729
Let's do it, it's an exciting subject. How about Jeremiah Wells? He's fucking amazing, and an all-rounder, I think he'll make it to the top. He's been totally out of the spotlight for a long while now though, and nobody ever acknowledges him

Wtf, he actually didn't make it. Now what?

Stop trolling he hasnt weighed yet

khamzat has weighed in at 267 lbs

Sam Calavitta managed Chimaev's cut, 0 chances he misses weight

apparently khamzat got super omega aids during his weight cut. prayers up

does anik have aids?

i eat too much cum last night
need extra hour for cut

i'm starting to think mma is for homosexuals

why does cormier not cut weight? like literal millionaire, former champ and you look like that

what excuse does he have? can't he just get a professional to help him?

HE NEEDS THE BOX OF SHAME
OH NO NO NO

>>150237859
now you see why there's so many muslims in the sport now

its official
khamzat
>6'5 235
dricus
>5'11 185

>183
DU PIGLET SISTERS IM SCARED NOW

Khamzat - 183
Crazy

ratzat

>183 lbs
okay then

>183
what a fucking retard

most drained ive seen khamzat in a while

>183
uh isn't that bad
remember that one french nig weighed in 3 pounds under and had to pull out

is 183 good or bad?

The shart has spoken

>183
fragile and brittle
ddp will heem

Khamzat not making weight was literally our only chance to win.......it's fucking over for real now DDP trans sisters....

Being the first to weigh is generally a good sign

The scale is definitely off

>>150237878
william gomis, he chewed on ice cubes made of brazilian tap water for his weight cut and got sick

couldnt even make championship weight, unprofessional bum, gotta get his glass jaw wonked

>>150237878
It’s not that unusual I remember Izzy being 183 or 184 for a couple of his title fights. Usually means the cut went easier than expected, going over by a couple pounds shouldn’t matter it’s just a little water

Khamzat is neither taller or bigger.
Camera angle bros.....

>miss weight
Noo you can't just miss weight
>Make weight
Noo you can't just make weight.. like that

Get a grip

>>150237879
if it means he basically walks around at middleweight weight right now, then dricus will literally be like 30 lbs more than him in the cage

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

nasty head kick heeeem

>>150237910
Calavita said yesterday that khamzat and pico where only 5ish pounds over, he doesn’t believe in big water cuts

>Du Piglet still hasn't weighted in
Uh oh.....most still be draining his bacon hole of Khamdaddy's pozzed loads

I still don't understand why they do this water cutting shit. Is this not solved in any other sport?

>>150237740
Mental illness

>>150237927
Some promotions have weigh ins 2 hours before the fights
UFC is just dogshit

either Khamzat messed up the cut or he has been walking around near weight already which may not be great when fighting a big middle weight.

Alex Hernandez is free money. He’ll piece up slow ass Hooper

small heavyweight dricus will throw khamzat around like a napkin, i fear

>>150237927
This is the solution to the grouping fighters into appropriate size classes problem.

>>150237946
That’s mega retarded because you’ll have people fighting dehydrated and performing like ass

If what I'm hearing is true Dricus might miss weight

>>150237961
wrong

>>150237961
The point is that you don't cut a lot of weight you dumb fuck it eliminated weight bullying.

>>150237969
weight bullying doesn't exist

>>150237961
The point is that you don't cut a lot of weight you dumb fuck it eliminated weight bullying.

>>150237969
No it didn’t

>>150237946
Name them. That's how people die, it doesn't stop people from cutting weight. That's why they stopped doing it that way and do it the day of. Also it's not the UFC making that decision. In short you are a retard.

There is no way to stop weight cutting. Every method you think makes sense has either been tried or is obviously retarded if you think about it for 5 seconds. No, hydration tests also don't work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MZZ3NjDuLQ
Back to business after 3 days off, how drunk is DC I've just tuned in

Propaganda cheers for Khazmat literal north Korea tier lmao

this retarded commission doesn't know how to work the scale, don't believe the numbers they're coming out with

Khamzat got worked too hard by the TJ steroid trainer kek. Incoming r2 gas

>>150237977
KEK Google it you brain dead subhuman
Nobody dies because nobody cuts that much weigh it's also common for other sports you literal retard

>khamzat having weight troubles
Well well welly well well can't wait for the creature to do picrel

DDP is usually one of the first to weigh in
Where we worried about the wrong cut?

bro the fucking weighing machine is broke

>DC ordering doordash live on camera
FAT!

>>150237988
it's impressive how dumb you are

>they broke the scale rigging it for khamzat
bastards

>>150237998
Du Piggy is still shitting out his daddies cummies

>rig the scale for chimaev
>find out later on that the scale is buggy
kek

>>150238010
Do some research next time so you don't embarrass yourself again little 3rd world subhuman

Women can't do ANYTHING right can they. Why is a femaloidal weighing them

>>150237988
Common for sports where you don’t get punched in the head lol

What's this gay shit on my turned on monitor

I can't believe I was baited into an argument with an obvious cazzie who displays he knows nothing in the very same post
I've been away from /heem/ for too long...

>>150238042
>too scared to even reply
KEEEEEEEEEEK 3rd worlders is revved

Where is the skirt

>>150238036
Muay Thai has same day weight cutting thoughever

Another horrible weight cut for ratlip lmaooo dude is softer than baby shit

Brian Stann back in the studio. Haven’t seen that guy in a decade

Why can’t these bush league commissions ever just get a digital scale?

>DDP still not weighted
imagine this fight falls through

Wheres the fuck is Dricus

based tomahawk elbow to back of the head

dricus is a professional calm down

>187.5
ddpbros...

I've seen insides saying that Dricus is 189 pounds rn

>>150238097
tradition and mechanical scales are argued to be less likely to be tampered, but i disagree

Dricus showing big dick Chad energy showing ratlip he could fight right after weighing in

Can anyone translate this into english

I'm importing a crown vic back home with my first 24k

Sources are saying du Bussy is currently farting out 3lbs of daddy loads

>>150238128
30 minutes in the sauna and a piss will get 4lbs off

how much time is left for ddp to get ready?

>>150238128
im hearing from similar sources that joe rogan has passed over
>>150238132
>i think i deserve the ti'le sho', that's 8 fights in a row and this one will be 9 so I think I deserve the ti'le sho' next

>>150238141
90 minutes. He’s fine

>pico a cheeky blud innit
American English is the real English

>>150238133
You are clinging to a dinghy trying to defile the beaches of france I fear

This piggy been stress eatin fr

Thought the Hezbollah guy was heemed on his stool but that was a good fight

>>150238128
Only 4 more pounds of Khamdaddy's pozzed loads to shit out left DDP sisters...... we can make it

What is this fat drunk clown doing now

weigh in show is a fucking disaster

Dricus got hit by a motorcycle on his way to the arena
It's officially Khamzat vs Caio Borralho for the vacant Middleweight title

>>150238177
Hey man, no need to get personal

UFC 319: Chimaev vs Borralho

What happened to Rogan?

>>150238196
Kash Patel organized his assassination

>>150238196
Ate some bad elk meat. Parasite based illness. He went quickly

Bro if DDP pulls out of this fight im gonna be so fuckign mad

No but fr where the hell is the skirt
>i was the chimaev
Kek weidman is funny

>>150238204
calm down you mong

>>150238196
schaubdaddy pozzed him and he quickly succumbed to aids i fear

Dumbcoon still has jones ptsd kek

I just hope DDP's ok

Diddy p fucked up his weight cut it seems

Woah low blow by Weidman airing out his co stars dirty laundry like that kind of feminine to take it that low after what was just a cheeky dig at how he is autistic

I'm not that into Dricus' missus to keep it a euro fifty

>>150238196
He's suffering from an undisclosed health condition like Norm Mcdonald was before he died. He cant come out about it because his entire brand is his health. Thats why he quit drinking and became a hard core christian.

dricus has weighed in at 319 lbs after a tragic misunderstanding

>>150238237
Prooves, Billy

DC and Chris really showing their brain damage today

Chamaev gets disqualified and deported after reppin the Z and claiming Alaska for Ahmat Sila

>ddp all presser
>all i care about is the belt
>doesn't make weight

DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE

What time are the heems tomorrow I could go out tonight

If Diddy doesn't make weight, does he get stripped? Will it be Chimaev vs Boralho for the vacant belt?

>>150238277
*Pisses on you*

Keep the tip!

>>150238245
he has aids

Imo dricus would die before missing weight. I think he might be compromised for the fight though

>>150238238
What'd he say?

>>150238291
There's no proof that he's having trouble bro fucking relax

>>150238277
1 am early prelims, 2 am prelims, and 5 am main card your local time

Chris is like the maven of ufc

Dricus got poisoned Putins demands include a chechnyan champion in the ufc the fix is in Dana kneeled

>>150238245
He’s been on roids forever. That shit takes a toll

>>150238280
Normal protocol is that he gets stripped of the belt, the fight goes on, and Khamzat is the only one eligible to win the belt
However, if he misses by an egregious amount, like 3 or 4 pounds, they could use the backup

psychological warfare by dricus. the levels are leveled

How much time does diddy still have?

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqO9NudbzsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqO9NudbzsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqO9NudbzsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqO9NudbzsQ

>>150238296
DDP is usually one of the first on the scale so it’s definitely out of character, he’ll make weight at some point though 100%

Holy shit rumours on X (formerly twitter) that ddp is injured
it's coming from his camp

That dirty fucking Chechen mountain muzzie sent tainted water to his hotel room

>>150238300
Thanks b

>>150238311
yeah khamzat's going to get a boost of confidence thinking ddp's having trouble then it'll shoot way down when he finds out it was a trick

dricus will cut his ears off before losing his belt to a scale

>>150238318
They will probably have to bring him in in a straight jacket after his mental break down yesterday

Lmao it’s actually going to be Chimaev vs Borralho

I will heem some afrikaans minge if this doofus fucks this up

UFC 319: Murphy vs. Pico

Lmao no it isn't shut the fuck up DDP AND STILL

he has 9 minutes left before the full hour and weigh-in is over

wtf

where is ddp??

UFC 319: MVP vs Borralho

>>150238345
OH NO NO NO DIDDYSISSIES

>>150238345
Word on X is Putin paid him like 10M to throw the fight weigh in included

I am getting nervous lads....

>>150238340
In other words he still has over an hour to weigh in

my method of recovery is your moms pussy

tf this nigga doin bro you need to weigh in

Ramzan Kadyrov spotted exiting Dricus Du Plessis hotel room with a hammer

Seeing rumors on X that DDP has a stomach virus…

dricus is on his way is what im hearing

6 MINUTES LEFT

The mental fucking psychological warfare by this fucking legend AMD STILL

Let's go

>>150237740
They're probably teenagers. They're taught to be obsessed with gender and race. Never gets boring.

Probably all talking female hormones too. That would explain the disproportionate bitter rage

He is cumming

>>150238363

More like Dingus "Stillfat" du Pussy lmao amirite lads

imagine not trusting dricus du plessis with your life

https://twitter.com/MostVpromotions/status/1956362012637958208
extremely importand post

Intellectual gamesmanship

Dricus is coming guys he just left my room

OH NO NO NO NO NO HE MISSED

Apologize

We're so back

told you retards

*turns off stream*

Let's go big dric bros

1 8 5
8 8
5 8 1

I’m being told that wasn’t the real DDP on the scale…

>>150237881
What a useless person

I literally have chills this is how you win a story cazzies

what is the point of the first hour and second hour thing
why isn't it just "you have to weigh in within this 2 hour window"

>>150238415
Turn your monitor on

185 LBS FOR THE GOAT

it's officially over ddpbros...

>it took him this long to shit out Khamdaddy's loads
Just how much does he cum?

>>150238420
Extremely homosexual post, beyond homosexual

>>150238415
monitor

People act like this is a big fight forgetting that by early next year rdr will have the strap

why did khamzat do the curtain thing when he was 183?
makes no sense
seems like he expected to have to remove everything to make 185
yet he was 183

is it rigged?? what is the explanation? don't they like check weight 5 seconds before??

True. Regardless of outcome the story has been won we all here on heem agree

>>150238428
I heard down masjid that brazza khamzat has a tiny pecker per sources wallah

>>150238439
>going to split decision with subreddit bob

cumzat 0 good wins. Dricus a lot

>>150238296
There's zero benefit to waiting till the end of the window. if everything goes according to plan they weigh in as soon as the time window opens.
He still hasn't weighed in with the first time window closing suggests a rough weight cut doo

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR MAIN EVENT IS OFFICIAL

Ngl bros this is the most excited I’ve been for a UFC card since 300

So are we not gonna mention the fact in their face off DDP completely skull/neck/width mogged Chimaev?

>>150238423
Your mum is a slag

>>150238458
Meh could do without the political propaganda but main should be entertaining af

>>150238444
The weight machine he was using to keep track could have been improperly calibrated

>>150238450
Factual post, mein bruder.

>>150238458
for me it was 311 before tsarukyan ruined it

>fighters now have almost 36 hours to put on as much weight as possible

why is this allowed??

>>150238465
You are a black nonce

vibrant. youthful. full of dreams.
https://x.com/espnmma/status/1956370781732012281

First weigh in show I have watched and shit is cash didn't know it was this unscripted these guys dgaf

>>150238087
Based on?

You guys know that weight, reach, injury nothing matters, what only matters is when those doors of the octagon close and the ref starts the fight to HEEEM

>>150238484
Because you want fighters to be actually healthy and capable of fighting on fight night
Everyone is dehydrating themselves to an extreme to make the weight limit

>>150237461
what a disgusting disabled freak

>>150238497
This sucks sanko isn't even here

>>150238494
Lazy bitch couldn't iron her pants for the cameras fucking infuriating

>>150238508
Your monitor is off im afraid

>>150237723
turn on your monitor piggy

>>150238507
>Because you want fighters to be actually healthy
Lol sure
Why not delete weight cutting

>>150238521
How exactly do you do that? Hydration tests are a meme

>>150238508
Forever grateful to him for ending Poatan's career and making his fans vanish kek

Dricuschads...... We eating well this weekend.

>>150237723
Factual post

just skimmed through the thread and 30% of the posts itt are from one guy

>>150238535
All me

Khamz looking very skinny he will really gas the fuck out if he can't finish the gorilla in the first

>>150238450
name one good DuPussy win

THE BOER SLAUGHTERS THE BORZ

>>150238528
This...

I can't wait for some of Zatdaddy's steamy hot daddy loads...

Then the Bantu dick daddies...

I've always been curious but to polite to ask. On your very last Shift when you heard the clappers did you wipe like you've never wiped before, alternating between antibacterial soap, wet, and dry cloths to ensure you went out on with a great big bang you'll be tremendously proud of when looking back on your career?
Or did you just go through the motions like Porier with no shame?

>>150238431
Hilarious because I am the crazy sex (with woman) haver kek

>>150238502
Based on the fact that he looked like an AIDS patient.

>>150238556
What's his name

why is the heemsylum full of this shit?

>>150238458
it's literally just the main event but i can't remember the last time i was this excited a card
like holy fuck i'm gonna cum

>>150238489
That's the last time I'll ever see him and couldn't even wipe me properly.

I am angry

A BJJ gym just opened up right in the centre of Bristol - not even in the scroungy, shitty areas where lower class whites and disgusting nons live. It'll be interesting to see if it lasts. I thoroughly expect to be handed a flyer by one of the workers when I work past, given that I am 1) jacked, 2) handsome, 3) intelligent.

Think you're the shit? You're not even a Shart

>>150238556
You have been rejected by a crackwhore on Brick Lane

>>150238571
>1) jacked, 2) handsome, 3) intelligent.
on opposite planet maybe pigga

The heemsylum is catchy make the next thread title that direct order from your heem Chaplin

>>150238490
She couldn't even put her shitty Oat drink down for a second! Fuck her, why do we let women play a role in our world. Fuck them, no respect ever, in any form, in any situation.

I'd spit in her Hair

>Oh Kh*mzat goes for the takedown right away in round 1!
>Oh, DricGod easily shrugs him off! That's terrible news for Kh*mzat!

is it just 1 schizo brown or multiple

it all comes down to this

Finally back from a 2 month ban right for the best card of the year

>>150238490
damn that pigga is ready for a porkin

>what's so good about the crust
>we use clean water
The state...

Just put on the weigh in show and no Sanko? What the fuck.

>>150238578
Kek you know you weren't even speaking to me. Once again I didn't get rejected, I couldn't find her. You're thinking of the Amputee

>>150238575
GM3 heems half the UFC roster in one night. These cazzies don't know shit.

>>150238595
Welcome back bappa I'm back off a 3 day holiday

>>150238604
A crackwhore was more interested in being broke than having sex with you

>>150238589
You talking about the fags posting gay shit about Muslim fighters?

Damn, just a few more hours until the ratlip meme ends for good

FACT: Aaron Pico

>>150238601
SNIFF

>>150238620
Thug Hunter

>>150238617
We didn't even fucking arrange it you idiot, we don't have eachothers number. I just went to look around. You're really stuck in this. We can go back and look together. Hold my Hand

Aero pigu gets chinned

>>150238619
yep

>>150238609
pure sex

>>150238635
Too late for you to start to backpedal

it's over

>>150238609
I spoke to you yesterday (and you were just as belligerent)

>>150238645
aids and tumors, i fear

>>150238646
No one asked and you are a nonce of color

>>150238642
Mate, the evidence is all there. Nice try though. Not russled at all

>>150238645
Damn Du Piglet is a dead pork walking i fear

>>150238645
why does he have a neutering scar

This is a funny ad
>>150238657
I mean by trying to be friendly you retarded black nonce

>>150238656
What makes me a nonse?

>>150238645
>they brought back the original khamzat
its soooooo over for diddyp

>>150238664
they decided his genetics were too good, it would make chechens too superior if he would contaminate the gene pool
in the chechen war lots of young males were neutered so they couldn't reproduce

>>150238645
merhaba

>>150238645
god his insertions and proportions are disgusting to look at

>>150238645
Won't be over 200lbs in the cage

>>150238666
Oh I see, you really are a spicy boy these days. It's never too late, besides I'm the one who banned you, be grateful I ever reply to your nonsense. It's not my fault your Bath Bomb business did a Belly flop

Dicksuck "Stiffcocks" Du Penis vs Cumshot

>>150238640
Either one sad faggot with a vpn or there are a few of them dotted about the planet posting this shit on a daily basis. I don't know which is sadder.

>>150238645
Damn he’s in insane shape, du porky is done for

>>150238645
Why are his tits so small

>>150238691
You are mentally retarded

>>150238645
he looks like shit

>>150238681
My lord, you idiot. How do you equate philanthropy to sex? That's quite warped. Maybe you'd take advantage of third workers that's why you see it as the thing to do. Not good, your mum wouldn't be proud

>>150238645
why do third worlders have black people scars

>>150238702
How did I upset you? And what would possess you to save that picture, I think we're starting to realise who the nonsense is kek

Can you idiots stay on topic instead of whatever weird fantasy nonsense you're on about.

Why are DC, Stann and the other guy I've never bothered to learn the name of all wearing the same outfit?

>>150238708
You can be traced for the sex crimes you've committed around london with your ip address btw now stop replying to me you black nonce

>>150238732
they’re in a gang

>>150238732
They always have a theme I miss sanko and her tits in particular
>>150238730
You know what you did don't play stupid

>>150238741
I've upset you bad KEK. Love it. Who's ever seen Finland so fiery and volatile?

Gamrot

>>150238730
You made fun of his dead mommy's moldy maggot minge.

>>150238762
Thank god for that

>>150238763
>>150238753
I was just about to say. Not valid though because this was already in the middle of the war or words

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mqwz8s/professor_khamzat_is_gone_back_to_evil/

yeah it's over for Dricus the Thiccus

Smokin on that yodelpek

Zatdaddy finna pozz that piggy

>>150238746
Stann holds them down, DC takes their shoes and wallet, what does the other guy do?

>>150238645
Diddy is a dead man walking

shalomFC and you shabbosgoyim lap it up

Stann? As in Brian Stann?

>>150238776
Your mommy's minge is Gamrotting sadly.

One punch from Khamdaddy will melt Du Piggy's skull

>>150238805
this dog WE all use reddit for gooning but oldreddit is estrogen-maxxed

>>150238794
He's playing the role of Sanko on the weigh in show.

>>150238827
Hot.

Stanko

Sanko anus imho

>>150238786
Damn dat piggy BRICKED UP.

Our response?

Sorry Chad but this is real life the deformed inbred terrorist gets the girl.

Dricus is cool

DRICGOD

>>150238853
I'm afraid piggus is already primed for a proper porking

>>150238855
...ing his prolapsed porked bussy in bacon juice

Doo linked reddit unironically

Why is Humzat so deformed looking? Honest question.

>>150238777
How?

>>150238732
The Finn has always been like this. He lives for it, as do all the other mongs he attracts.

Dricus looking like a less aesthetic Luke Rockhold no homo

>>150238866
Allah willed it

>>150238867
You when your parents died.

Was watching vids of pro mma fighters predicting the outcome of this fight and of course all women went with Chimaev, why do they love men who look like serial killers so much? Diddy looks like a golden retriever in human form and stands no chance in their eyes. Meanwhile Chimaev in another era would probably be someone to sneak into enemy's camp at night to kill guards with his bare hands

Cant wait for dricus to win and then to be casted into the new top gun movie, and the remake of rocky starring as Drago

>>150238732
humiliation ritual, much like making these goys drink hot sauce and answer pointless questions, ari writes the scripts along with larry fink

DDP sounds rattled and almost missed weight. Not a promising sign.

>>150238863
Why you so obsessed with bacon you paki

>>150238866
Inbreeding and quasi-european generics. any ethnic oddity with partial european DNA always look uncanny

loopy lookin cute

>>150238885
If he dois he dois

>>150238891
Why are piggies so obsessed with gettin' they bacon bussies porked...

>>150238883
It dont matter
Brad Pitt fucked Tysons wife

How hard is it to calibrate a scale

>>150238866
Idk, ur mum doesn't seem to mind desu

dissect the flow of heemsiousness and you'll see it stems from gay brown incels

WE WILL RISE, VICTORY WILL BE OURS, WE SHALL NOT BE ON THE BACK FOOT, WE WON'T PLAY THE ENNEMY'S GAME. WE WILL PLAY OURS AND WIN, AND STILL!

>>150238898
Kek
Someone shoop dricuses face on drago

>>150238896
>quasi-european
that nigga is turkic-iranian. not a drop of euro in him

>>150238888
how long you been studying body language?

>>150238883
I'M A BANDIT BY BIRTH, BORIS
https://youtu.be/uVAYrghIJoE?si=sV9C1q4_sPhxsVSL

>>150238913
Dissect clozapig's dead mommy's minge and you'll find maggots feasting on BBC dick daddy juice...

>>150238867
Because you already had some ridiculousky unnecessary distain. You can't use that as a justification now l. You've been an angry little wanker for over a week

>>150238929
There's a drop of maggots in clozapig's dead mommy's minge...

>>150238929
Believe it or not every caucasian in and around Russia has at least 10% slavic DNA

>>150238910
I posted my hand last weekend and dispelled this shit. Go back to replying to your fellow terminally online retards and your little make believe world you sad cunt. Don't reply to me again.

>>150238949
Hey man, that's not cool

>>150238910
So your mommy's ghost was a Brown daddy?

>>150238929
Hid father is a blue eyed Chechen BVLL
It's not uncommon in Chechnya for siblings to look like light/dark versions of each other. Same goes for other Caucasus ethnicities desu, just look at Topuria brothers. I'm a darkie but a lot of my relatives are blonde with green or blue eyes.

>>150238951
not true, kavkaz churkas are a mongrel breed of their own kind and not slavic at all

Guys a freaking dirtbag man...

>>150238959
Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge is ice cold I'm afraid...

Unless a Black Daddy got up in there with some steamy daddy loads...

>>150238951
Source: trust me bro

>>150238963
inbred wonk noses, the lot

>>150238952
Link post
>>150238941
Not especially

>>150238930
I have masking autism and can innately read people's body language after years of subconscious study.

>>150238979
>>150238977
>>150238965
Clozapig's dead parents...

>>150238986
>>150238986
>>150238986

>>150238977
Leave the Topiglet xisters alone!