Thread 150237679

Old Logo edition.

Today:
Girona vs Rayo
Villarreal vs Oviedo
Tomorrow:
Mallorca vs Barca
Alavés vs Levante
Valencia vs La Real
Sunday:
Celta vs Getafe
Athletic vs Sevilla
Espanyol vs Atletico
Monday:
Elche vs Betis
Tuesday:
Real vs Osasuna

No generals, no circlejerking, no programmed routines. Only spontaneous funposting threads and the occasional big two match-thread. If soccer is poetry, the Spanish league is that one Ezra Pound two-line haiku.

Girona hatewatching officially begins today, road to 2nd division

it's up
https://youtu.be/Q-30bOOXyKU

NOBODY cares about la liga, not even panchitos

What an exciting way to start the tournament!

>>150237679 (OP)
Watch me predict everything
Rayo
Villarreal
Barca
Draw
Valencia
Celta
Athletic
Atletico
Betis
Madrid

estoy aplatanao

>actually full stadium
how

>>150237856
girona has rivals?

>>150239244
it's the comfiest euro league imo

>>150239979
it's a fake plastic club with no history ofc no

there's no reason for Girona to exist now that Barca is good again

KWAB

>Gasanigga
yep La Liga is BACK

gironabros...

Total Girona humiliation
El EuroRayo

>>150239879

August hasn't finished, Barca fans are still in their summer homes

>none of my usual links work
Fuck you Tebas, I ain't paying shit

Ojo cuidado con el Rayo

>>150237856
Havnt hatewatched it but hate-watched livescore just now, Girona down 0-2, based

>>150240217
El Girona es mierda. Ojalá bajen a segunda

How do you say "it's over" in Catalan?

The team I am intrigued about is Villarreal. Last year without Baena they were shit but they did make some good signing and I want to see what Marcelino can do to Moleiro

why does this farmers league have a general

>>150240584
Panchitada histórica

>>150240584
Is that Rodri on the left?

>>150240296
LMAO

the reasonably dangerous lead...

remember that holhol who pretended to be a Girona lifelong because Dovbyk and some other bum were playing for them

>>150240584
my ancestors

>>150240198
Is is common in Espain to have summer houses, in Sweden is is a somewhat common thing to have summer cottages in the woods near to a small body of water or something.

>>150241130

yes but it’s usually just the grandparents’ home. migration to the cities happened a lot later in Spain than other European countries.

>>150241071
now i can pretend to be a /lifelong/ of villarreal because they have some leaf bum playing for them

white woman spotted

>>150241385
she's closer to looking slavic than white

Can we meme Girona taking a negative point record this season

>>150241071
He was a good spirited individual from what i recall, making threads and lots of posts

any streams for Spanish IPs since Tebas went crazy? crack and meth won't work

>>150241811
freestreams-live DOT su

time for a proper game now

>>150241856

thanks but it won't work here. will have to get VPN

>>150242045
Considering the way Europe is headed, a VPN is a good idea anyways

>>150241969
nigga use acestream

what's up with goalies today

ERA

Hand sisters...

>>150242045
Is Mullvad VPN good, redpill me

I have no stadium sound for my stream

>>150242868
Another Tebas master class

>roja
what a day

Oh look, another season where farcelona or vardrid will be gifted a “title”. Shit league

Roja and Gol

Oviedobros...

golazo
it's over

How do you say "it's over" in Asturias?

GAY

>>150243136
acabóse

>>150243136
ChatGPT said a 2021 census said Asturias language only have 26k first language speakers

Luv Santi Cazorla

>>150243222
there's 700k and it's called asturleonese though
ofc nobody uses it as a first language since is meme tier

>>150243306
so asturias and leon languages classified as the same language?

>>150243306
its 100k L1 and ~450k second language
not sure why you'd lie about this

>>150243320
yes
>>150243382
that's only in Asturias

After both of these slurpers...

Hard to say where Villarreal will end up after game 38 after this game.

Btw anyone here that think Celta could be a negro horse for a 5th CL spot?

>50 year old Cazorla is still playing
wow

> rapist in
They already conceded 2 goals no way they're stopping him

>>150244419
Typical 1-0 for Mallorca and this time with even lower, 7% possession, i would cum buckets

>>150244743
definetely CL spot, outside of the top 3 don't think anybody has a better squad+coach, they're only lacking an elite 9 like they had with Sorloth to compete for everything desu

>>150244912
Marcelino is what Simeone is supposed to be, a coach that makes his team always better than it is. When Baena starts flopping due him playing as a striker to accomodate a ranfom argentinian shitter (who the fuck does this) while Villarreal with absolute shitters performs well Idk hownpeople will be able to still defend Simeone

what are the exciting teams to follow this season? looking for 4-5

>>150251100
>idk how people will be able to still defend Simeone
By looking at the table positions when the season ends and seeing that Simeone finished 3rd while Villareal with that literal who manager finishes 8th or some shit.

>>150251333
Simeone's B team is better than Villarreal or Atheletic's A team

why does la liga nicely stagger their games so they dont all start at the same time, but the epl and bundesliga dont?

>>150252272
>nicely

it's shit because you don't know what day or time your team will be playing even a couple of weeks in advance. La Liga does it because match going fans are cucked.

No team loses as much without a loss as Bilbao does without Sancet. It is incredible how much that team relies on a literal drug addict

>>150252272
Atleast do it like Bundesliga and EPlel
4 games at the same time, then the other 6 games you put on different times.

>>150251237
If you are a troll and like troll teams that play cynical anti-football, lose possession stats every game but somehow finds goals and results and is safe from relegation before the last round. Then follow Mallorca and Getafe. Otherwise i guess Celta, Villarreal and Betis are interesting teams this season. Valencia is gonna be interesting to follow also. Might get a cheeky Europa return and conference spot in the end if they continue.

>Rashford and Joan Garcia registered and available for the first match
HAHA FUCK YOU NIGGERS

>>150251237
Top 3 aside which should all do good this season
Eurorayo with a great coach are serious contenders for the Conference specially considering how hard they're to beat at home
Villarreal arguably best team outside the top 3 and tends to deliver in Champions
Betis they're making good signings so far but also lost 2 of their best players last season + Isco is injured, if Antony does end up coming back though they can do good like last season
Valencia with the new coach is a serious team now and will fight for Europe
Mallorca and Espanyol might be good too once they finish all their signings

>>150237695
amazing that there are still some normal users on this site who understand what it's about, respect

>>150257267

I started as a shitposting teenager during the 2010 World Cup and am now a husband, father and homeowner. and still La Liga has never had a general.

>>150257874
congrats anon, i'm glad for you
those times were cool, you could count generals on one hand and there were no flags, i feel there were also way fewer Spanish posters during those times than today, seems to me there's been a surge of Spanish flags in the last 4-5 years

Malaga once.

Messi's nightmare once (eibar)

>>150252272
because EPL and Bundes still care about match going fans and try to give them a convenient time. La Liga TVmaxes for ad revenue even if it means some games have shit attendance because no local wants to spend their friday night watching Getafe vs Elche

>>150258142
>i feel there were also way fewer Spanish posters during those times than today, seems to me there's been a surge of Spanish flags in the last 4-5 years

most people my age can't write a single sentence in English. that's changing with the zoomers though.

>>150241856
thank you :))

Why does Mallorca have chinese lettres on their kits?

weeb team

ESPN already fucking up
Can someone explain the demonic imagery associated with mallorca?

The ESPN telecast is better without the commentary honestly

Ogre

>>150237679 (OP)
>Blocked from watching anime and cinema on streaming chatrooms and from my 'Derecho de Acceso Universal a Internet' yet another weekend
>Forced to watch this trashy league with pirate apps because there is nothing else to do (EVERYTHING is fucking blocked)
Sigh

this is shaping up to be lamine's breakout season

mallorca jerseys are cute

RIGGED

damn lamine killed that nigga
BEAST

???????
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>>150237679 (OP)
>la liga
The season starts mid september, schizo

Surprised the ref isn’t retroactively awarding some of the goals Barca scored in warm ups

HEEMs are starting early today kek

They’re going to murder the ref kek

How many red cards can one team take?

>>150259528
They might get another before the half ends kek

>>150259528
You need at least 7 players, so 4 red cards max.

kino murderball

>>150259231
Ref decided correctly in all cases. Had balls not to give Fermín or Raphinha incorrect cards after the local's pressures

A disgrace that Barca didnt get a red with that 2-footed tackle in the end of the first half.

>>150241856
kek

>>150258819
It totally would not be fun if he got 4 footed tackled and get broken everything in his legs. No, that would not be fun.

Ref confusing the Mallorca players with the whistle in his mouth and Barca thus got a goal when the Mallorca players expected play to stop, 100% clear Red not given for Raphinha, Jamal not given a yellow for pushing a player in the back with both hands.

Yep. UEFAlona cheats are back

>>150261409
Damn Kubo playing in the pivot instead of Zubimendi is grim as fuck

>>150261457
No its just shitty soccerway with shitty features or lazy coding

>>150261213
>>150260810
>>150260606
Mallorcasisters...

I need my boy kervin Arriaga to come in even if it's just to get red carded

Alaves Levante is the most obvious 0-0

Vamos colorado hijo de puta que te tengo en el fantasy

>>150261739
HOWEVER

>>150261869
Heh, i wasn't familiar with their game

>>150261845
he is signing for olympiacos in a week dont pick him up

wtf how is Valencia not turbo choking?

>>150262509
We have a Gol

>>150262741
You spoke too soon

>>150262864
Those dribbles by Guerra..

Javi Guerra 25m
Jamie War 75m

What ever happened to Guillamon?

>>150262944
Guerra es más flojo que el pedo de un marica, para lo grande que es me impresiona lo poco que impone físicamente

the kick/pass from Sociedads GK was pure kino

Valenciabros we're still shit

>>150263569
less shit than first half of last season atleast, and both teams were equal today, both pretty medium quality but let attacks happen to easily.

>>150259573
NEGREIRAd

>>150237679 (OP)
Holy shit, a la liga thread on spee

This year Depor will go up

>>150251333
One defeated Messi's Barcelona in a cup final with an economically struggling Valencia, the other is an argensimio who got skull fucked by Joao Felix 2 years ago (lmao)

how do sociedad bros rate luka sucic

Getafe seriously have only 2 players on the bench??

What fantasy are you guys playing? Am I still in time to join one? I feel like memeing this season. Also what the fuck happened yesterday with Mallorca? Was he kwaboty contender already?

>>150282388
No? I know Bordalas plays in hardcore mode but that's too much

>>150281674
Idk how Marcelino is so underrated, given his resume hebshould have gotten an offer from a big club a long time ago

>>150282388
Yeah, i thought that was weird too, 7 players on the bench and one is gk

Its another bordalasball masterclass innit

Get ready for a truth NVKE
>Jose Mourinho is just a worse Bordalas but with a higher budget

>>150283961

Mourinho’s success is the only reason why PE teachers like Bordalás have a career

KWAB
Bet all the retards hyping this shit celta feel very dumb now

OH NO NO NO
>raped by Uche

Bordaball marches on

Borja Mezquitas should go back to painting her nails

cadiz vs mirandes will be litty

Negro dived

Are you ready for Sicagone's disaster class?

>>150241480
you're closer to being a retarded mutt than to being human

Rashford this season: bench + slipped
Nico this season 1 g 1 a
Certain fans are coping badly rn

>>150288855
Nico has always being a shitter. He is literally worse than Bryan Zaragoza, idk why Barça obsessed over him. The quality player in Bilbao is Sancet and he is unsignable due his alcohol and cocaine addiction and his recurrent issues with the police force

Idk why the fuck Lukebakio is still at Sevilla.

Athletic will be lucky to finish top 10 season this season unless Sancet starts caring about football

ta robando meu mirandes

>>150288855
I would have preferred Baena or Moleiro over those two ngubu frauds desu

>>150289053
Sevilla would really like to keep him i guess, in the state that they are in, wasnt he their best or one of their best players last season

>>150289178
Im pretty sure what anon means is he's too good for Sevills

>>150288855

Nico is made to look better than he is by Spain's engine and Yamal on the other wing feeding him tap ins.

>>150288855
2 assists*

>>150289178
Obviously I meant he is too good for Sevilla. It is strange that a club like Sociedad or a big Italian club didn't sign him

GOOOL

>>150289171
Baena is too vertical for Barcelona. He would be great in the PL and I hope Sicagone doesn't ruin his potencial by playing him as a central striker

How many goals is this Spanish chad scoring against the Argentinian team?

how many more years before Athletic's team is entirely African and nafri?

>>150289201
>>150289201
also what i meant but didnt express aswell. Is there any signing-targets on the horizon for Sevilla btw, do sevilla have any realistic hope for their squad and good performances for this season. Any good local talent coming up?

>>150289311
At this pace give it 10 years. If it wasn't for Navarrese players it would already be Ngubucentral

>>150289325
Not really, their financial situation is shit and Tebas financial fair play rules are too rigid to fix the situation.

>>150289311
Erm.. Problematic post!? #DiversityIsOurStrenght #FlatenTheCurve #ThatJustMeansItsWorking
#HeForShe #ItsherTurn #NoBordersNoNations #HeWillNotDivideUs
#KickItOut #TrustScience

>>150289332
10 years? You have not been in Bilbao recently, have you?

I wish I had simeone's job assuredness

>>150289538
You only have to applaude and say 'contundensia'

Is this the thread or is there a dedicated one?

we got el clasico at home

My teams are Espanyol and Real Madrid

>>150289676
Hi Susana Guasch

>>150289670
Fuenlabrada vs IHospitalet ?

>0 black players on the pitch
This is problematic

>>150289676

so when are you coming back to Cornellà from Andalucia, Kevin?

First warning from Roberto

la bestia de calchin

>Real Sociedad only hanging on because of Kubo and Oyarzabal, especially after Zubi, Merino, and Odegaard (I know latter was years ago but still), got poached by Arsenal
>Kubo is only kept for the japanese appeal, he wanted a Liverpool move last year

>>150288855
Nico is incredibly overrated. Barca wanting to sign him is proof the management is retarded.

Set piece fc back at it

Noice

I still don't get why the fuck Giuliano is playing and why the fuck Simeone thinks Baena as a striker is a good idea

LA BESTIA

Espanyol GK got that 11000 year old drip

alvarez kinda cute ngl

Any streams for the game?

>>150290387
They're winning

>>150290806
Yes despite those retarded decisions. The right side with Llorente + Giuliano must be the least technically gifted duo in all of La Liga

>Koke
Simeone is absolutely senile. Holy fuck

>jj watt
That's a big lad

>>150290829
>>150290946
>>150290950
why wont/cant atleti get rid of simeone

>>150291187
Frente Atletico dominates the stadium and they are on Simeone's paycheck. Also Gil is happy with absolute mediocrity as long as the Champions League bucks keep coming

Gooooooooooooooooool

GOOOOOOOOL

>>150291393
thats very eastern european, both grim and sovl

EUROESPANYOL

Espanyol coach is literally my uncle Manolo

La mierda seca de Simeone trabajando para el rival. El tractor vallecano, su hijo y él urge que se vayan a tomar muy por el culo

At least there's no false hope this season

>>150291506
dont know if meming

I feel so bad for Julian

GOLAZO LMAO

Cheeky header

PUTA ESPANYOL

PFAJAJAJAJJAJ Patetico always shit their pants in our stadium our eternal sons, we're getting Europe this season now that the chink is gone

Im taking half my salary and betting on Espanyol doing a leicester and winning the league

I don't care if it's the first game. >We need to get Simeone out already.

>Its 2025 and simeone is still coaching patetico de mierda

Kek

Greaseman kwab
This shit club will never win anything as long as the Simeones, the little prince and Kokaine are there

Simeonebros, our boy deserve a payrise for that coaching masterclass against mighty Espanyol

>sub out Gallagher
>sub out Cardoso
>sub out Alvarez
>sub in Greaseman and Koke
>Espanyol wins it at the end
High IQ Pep tactics.

>>150292003
Atleti would unironically could have won the league if Simione would have stop playing Koke and get ANY midfielder with legs in the winter transfer window, the fact that one year later he does shit like this is beyond insanity, Gallagher wasnt even on a yellow unlike Cardoso.

>memeone choked
julian is definitely going to barca next season

>Getafe, Athletic and Espanyol won
All the good guys won today

>>150292158
Yeah and they're paying his 100m transfer fee with Spotify subscriptions, retard

>>150292197
dont get scared

>>150291393
>Gil is happy with absolute mediocrity as long as the Champions League bucks keep coming
That's no reason to increase his salary with every renewal.
There's only 2 teams well ahead of atleti any 20yo with chatgpt could get a cl spot.

>>150292324
His salary got reduce the last renewal but he is the worse coach in La Liga at this point and grossly overpaid

>>150292197
If they put a bundle package with Rafinha, Casado and Fermin they can pull it of. Julian is way overpriced and he will be sold by 120M pounds next season minimum

>>150292399
>If they sell their most prolific player, their most efficient CAM and their only backup for Frenkie they could cover a spot they already have covered with Lewandowski now and maybe Rashford later for a lot less money

>>150292399
>Barca
>Sell those players for a meme player like el Bencho

tbf they almost tried to buy Nico, so it's possible. Deco and Laporta are retarded.

Koke in 2025

giuliano is horrendous. surely simeone doesn’t have the audacity to be forcing him into lineups for yet another season.

>>150293289
I can see Laporta going for it, they almost spent 60M on Nico who is a fucking shitter and Ekitike costed 90M euros this year. If Barça wants Julian they need to sell or exchange some of their best players, simple as

>>150297344
Simeone forced the club to sign Molina over Pedro Porro and De Paul over Fabian Ruiz. He completly lost his mind after the 20/21 league and his son being an undisputed starter is the biggest Nepo job in history

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA

Hoy juega mi Beti'

Is the Elche up and down business model the way ?

Nice moves

>>150303172
They just signed Frankfurt legend Andre Silva

vallejo bros....

teams that I REALLY WANT TO BE RELEGATED ON SEGUNDA DIVISION:

in order:

Getafe
Girona
Alaves
Osasuna
Rayo Vallecano
Sevilla
Levante
Elche


and maybe Mallorca, Espanyol and Villarreal

that La Liga commercial.. reminds me a bit of you wouldnt download a car

>>150302408
It is going to be hilarious seeing the seethe ofnCholo dick riders when Riquelme has more assists and goals than Almada and Baena combined this season.
Sicagone has become a cancer

Riquelme was pretty decent. Why did Atletico let him go?

Grim

Gooool, Thats a nice one

now that weve seen almost every smaller team atleast once, which 3 teams will relegate?

>>150304118
topkek, is like 2003-2005 again.

>>150304763
Too early to tell
Girona will be one for sure though

is nobody watching this kino

>>150304592
Simeone trimmed all players that were a threat to his son unironically. He also destroyed Lino who had a very good first season

>>150305175
it is 4-4 by now.

>>150306085
Monobros...

>>150306085
Welcome to Balon de Camel

>>150306085

>Vini and his agents have decided to play through this season and then make a decision.

I’m sure that will work out well for him

barcelona's new sponsor for their training shirts is the DR Congo lol

Niggdrid refballing as always. Globohomo puppet team

Literally matchday 1 and the Madrid refball is out in full force. God i hate these niggers.

>>150323540
Both Menalona and Niggdrid have started with refball very early. Suspicious as fuck

>>150317451
>>150323540

Tebas out here trying to save his job by helping his club:

"According to sources consulted by Mundo Deportivo, Spain’s Higher Sports Council (CSD) continues to study the request for the dismissal of La Liga president Javier Tebas, filed by Miguel Galán, president of CENAFE (National Center of Football Coaches).

Galán accuses Tebas of disclosing FC Barcelona’s financial records, and according to his own statements on social media, up to 93 Barça members have joined his petition."

>>150326152
Barcelona voted for Tebas multiple times

Villarreal signed Renato Veiga
If they get Dovbyk or some other striker too it's a serious team imagine if Baena stayed

>>150327014
What's that got to do with the price of tea in China? Laporta hasn't done anything cuz he doesn't have any leverage. Barça is broke and he can't risk Tebas blocking registrations like last year + next year he's up for reelection.

Anyway this petition is more than likely a nothingburger (another reason for laporta to not get involved) and Tebas will carry on helping vardrid like yesterday

>>150327694
if you really oppose someone you don't vote for him multiple times as Barça does.
Tebas has helped Menalona multiple times with cautelary measures to jump around FFP which are rules that were designed to benefit Niggdrid and Menalona (now it hurts Menalona but in 5 years they will benefit from those rules as it avoids other teams in La Liga to increase their capital through investments.
Teams like Villarreal or Sociedad could have grown in the last 5 years like Atletico did without FFP but as they are capped financially they are condemned to an eternal cycle of selling players to inscribe players

>>150327170
Villarreal is literally Spanish Brighton. They could have tried to grow the club as it is a money printing machine but due retarded globohomo financial restrictions they can't realistically keep players as salaries eat their virtual salary restrictions imposed by Tebas instead of trying to consolidate their good management.
La Liga has taken the opposite approach than Serie A due the Niggdrid/Menalona duopoly which will make the league become League 1 2.0.

shit refereeing and blatant rigging is slowly degrading this league to serie a's level

nobody allowed arabs here

yet 90% of the thread are arabs

the Conference League run starts today

>>150339674
Rayo's fanbase are radical communists and the president is a francoists that invites Vox leaders to the games.

Why are B tier La Liga teams selling their best players to EPL?
Are their owners so greedy?
Why did they vote for Tebas?

>>150340304
why are you suprised? epl clubs have the most money even mid table clubs can buy who they want

>>150291393
but frente boycotted the club last season for like 10 games, when i was at atleti-betis game they left the stadium after 20 mins from the start of the game

>>150340352
Some teams like Sociedad, Villarreal or Bilbao have more financial muscle than teams like wolves or Sunderland, they are just owned by jews like Aperribay that accumulate money of sales (between Merino and Zubimendi Sociedad earned 150M in sales) and reinvests them into 5M euro bets that are not even great (most of the big ticket sales of Sociedad have come from their youth academy)

>>150340425
that was because the club facilitated their data to the police and banned them from wearing hoods.

>>150340473
so they are both on the payroll of the club (simeone) and the club is snitching to the cops
what a shitshow

>>150340549
Say what you want about Floren and Laporta but at least they banned their ultras
How long are these argiechimp antifootball tactics gonna work? and i don't mean Frente

>>150340930
>>150340549
The frente is very useful for controlling the fanthom as they set the rhythm for chanting. Online opinion is 70% against Simeone but in the stadium due the frente it looks like everyone supports him

>>150340930
generally ultras do more harm than good but they keep some sovl in the club
maybe im biased since ultra scene is still strong here and in EE in general

>>150341266
They are the only thing preventing Atletico becoming niggdrid 2.0 in terms of chanting. Even then the move to Metropolitano has hurt the atmosphere relative to Calderón which was a boiling pot

>>150341313
yeah that was my point, ultras keep the club as the part of the city culture, if you remove them you are left with real supporters (chinks and arabs)
when i was in madrid atleti supporters or frente felt more like regular spanish people but real can be anyone from mumbai or shangai

>>150341426
not real* like real but real madrid

>>150237679 (OP)
I miss this logo like you wouldn’t believe bros

>>150341441
Get real. its pronounced real, not real

>>150340352
What the other espanon said. Some Spanish clubs that are not Madrid, Barcelona and Atletico have more money than midtable english clubs.

>>150341426
Bernabeu is literally 50-60% foreigners, it is literally amerimutt tier experience

When will he get sacked? As a atletico fan I suffer everyday just thinking about this club because of this man he’s clearly jewish while looking nafri and with fake argie passport. Our whole identity is gone every time someone thinks of atleti they immediately see his face. What’s stopping us from calling the club Atelti Simeone? He’s tactics suck he never learned he never cared or gave a fuck he’s only here to farm money and steal the club identity we are being humiliated every year while spending more than real and barca. Someone please take this jiggapoo away from me

Breaking: Simeone assassinated by car bomb

>>150344455
Simeone won't retire until his shitter son's career is over. I think he will coach atleti for at least another 12 years

>the biggest club in the world has more foreigners going to the stadium than a team with 0 cl
crazy stuff, i'm sure it's because the ultras

>>150344515
It is because you are poor as fuck and can't afford the tickets so you just farm tourists money because you basically support the McDonnalds of football.
At least Menalona plays beautiful football, going to the tin can of Bernabeu is just seeing 11 negroes pacing and being handed a penalty to win against 9 man Osasuna

>>150340304
Because the EPLEL is a money laundering scheme run by Americans and Arabs with so nobody can compete with them financially, the sad thing is even half if not more of their league is composed from stolen La Liga players and coaches they still can't beat our top teams, but now even shit teams like Sunderland are stealing players from fucking Getafe you can thank Tebas

>>150344634
>muh Tebas
It is basically thanks to Niggdrid and Menalona who imposed the most uneven TV rights distribution package in Europe. Even a 1 team league like Bundesliga distributes TV money more evenly than La Liga

>>150344675
Let's not forget the demolition campaign Flojentino through Rajoy did against Malaga's owner when he was starting to invest on the team and it was becoming a serious threat to Niggdrid and Menalona. After that no investor was willing to invest on Spanish football outside of the lower divisions to try to push for a promotion and then dump the club on another investor

>the patetico schizo
sorry your team needs to have at least 1 point to post here

>>150344789
Hostias que os han puesto wifi en el zoo

FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO

>Barça will sell Casadó on the cheap just to keep a worse player in De Jong
What is this sort of retardation LMAO?

>>150350130
>Spent years trying to get a good CDM to replace Bisquick
>Finally have one, he's homegrown and charges peanuts
>Sell it to keep the coldchested Dutch
Deco is an absolute retard

>>150351217
idk why Flick stopped playing Casado to fit Frankie DeFraud. Casadó was balling and gave the team a nice balance defensively while having incredible energy, vision and long displacements and he got subbed by DeFraud who is a shitty version of Pedri and softer than a flacid cock

>>150341266
Ultras do not do more harm than good, imagine if your teams home games looked like an EPL library. Spainish football could also do with more and bigger and harder singing ultras sections.

>>150351274
I ask myself the same question, if you look back at last season, other than a couple of games Barcelona only started conceding goal after goal every match when Frenkie became a starter.

Betis is playing today.

>>150354192
I hope Riquelme has another assist or goal.
The seethe that it would generate if he has more assists/goals than Simeone Jr, Almada or Baena amongst Cholistas will be worth it

>>150354226
I hope not, I forgot to raise his clause in my Fantasy team and my cunt friend bought him from me

VAMOS
A
M
O
S

>>150353604
i mean they destroy shit and beat people up and sometimes kill them

Betis stadium must have cost a fortune.

>>150354889
Ja que partido de mierda

>>150358942
And Tebas wants to sell la liga for more 115 euros month

Betis without Isco is a midtable team

>>150359324
>midtable
Yeah, no, they are a Segunda tier team without Isco. Alaves has no business to have survived this long in Primera, and yet Betis only managed to score once against a team that was constantly giving away the ball, couldn't defend even properly (first goal was primarily caused by a peak pechofriada by an alaves defender), and couldn't even shoot properly.

The fact that Malaga CF, a team known for being the gigajobbers of andalusian football, beat them up 3-1 a few weeks ago show that Betis is going to have a lot of problems this year.

>>150360126
shame anthony didnt stay at betis

>>150360426
It really does tell you how good Anthony is, that he only needed a bit of support, and a supportive mate like Isco, to carry Betis up to the finals in Conference. Had Betis won the final, maybe they could have paid for Anthony, but Chelsea ruined everything for them.

>>150360607
>but Chelsea ruined everything for them out of a desire to bully smaller teams this time around*

Betis signed "Nazinho"

>>150360607
M8 Cardoso was a top 3 midfielder in La Liga last year, that was a massive blow to Betis.
Cardoso put a bunch of clinics last year against Atletico, Menalona, Niggdrid and Niglbao

>>150364771
Jews HATE him, how? Follow this one simple trick!

>>150358177
One new section every 15 years.. also are roofs fucking necessary with the rain amounts in eastern and southern spain, i would not think so. traditionally the older stadiums in the north and middul have full roofs but along the med-coast they have 1 roof. Now new stadiums such as Barcas new one, Neu Mestalla, Levantes new Stadium etc.. all have roofs, Unnecessary!?

>>150355907
Some countries ultras cultures are worse than other indeed, but those problems should be solved the best way possible without doing too much collective punishment preferably.
The answer is not anti-freedoom stuff, surveilance and general hostility towards the short-side stand.

>>150367422
>Unnecessary
Sevilla and the west of Andalusia is actually wetter than Madrid. With regards to rain it is probably unnecessary in some places but rain in the mediterranean can become vicious even if it is not as regular

> egonga jersey
Shout out to Baltasar ebang egonga true bitchis boys legend

>>150370533
Betis be like: thats a very coold sandwich toaster they have in Madrid, ill take one too!

What a chance for Swedberg

1-1 Celta dropping points.

Baena out with injury in Atleti - Elx

Celta is hilariously bad

>>150373403
They spent how much under Simeone? Christ what a shit team.

>>150373441
400m in 2 seasons they still gonna sign nico gonzalez from Juve allegedly

>>150373441
I dont think its that shit on paper(lots of new faces not having made themselves names, Baena is out here for example), in practice and how they play we have to find out as the season goes on.

>>150373620
Atletico having Barrios and Baena in midfield is on paper class.

Simeone lost the plot signings all these argie shitters

>>150373441
Nah most of those players are good if you exclude Simeone's son and Ruggeri. If Barrios, Almada and Johny were english speaking mulattoes they would be worth 120M euros each

>>150373867
he wants to sign another one. Each year he has to add one until the team is 100% argentinian

>>150373929
i have the theory that he hates the AFA for not appointing him as the NT manager so to live out his never released fantasy he's signing up as many members of the NT as he can get his hands on.
If he had an infinite money machine Simeone would have given Messi a contract that would make Ronaldo's Saudi deal look like spare change.

shit league

>>150373989
Simeone could have gone to the AFA whenever he wanted, he just is not willing to let go of his fat salary that the AFA wouldn't pay.

>>150374127
He had his chance when Scaloni was still a literal who who was trying to organize the locker room post-2018 WC meltdown but i guess he really really needs those 20 million Euros per year.

>>150374178
Yeah he is very greedy and his wife loves LARPING as a real state kinping in Madrid and Ibiza (he loves Argentina but in Madrid kek)

Imagine if the shitter Giuliano didn't play instead of Baena. Simeone is literally sick with his hatred towards Sorloth and his nepotism

the erradicator of Elche

SIR LOTH

too much indecision from the GK there, could have gone out full force

sex control and pass, the ogre fumbled it

>>150374309
That's what you need to win La Liga. Sorloth with confidence can score 30 goals in La Liga. Giuliano who is shit gives you nothing

Holy kek this one is gonna be fun

OH NO NO NO CONCEDING AGAINST RAFA MIR

>spanishLARPing Barcelona/madrid general
lol lmao

>>150374522

Pathetico are just shit

entertaining game so far

Holy shit Giuliano is so shit, he can't even give a basic death pass

Lmao wtf is up with Llorente's haircut. Looking like a discolored Katt Williams

Why does fucking Elche have more possession half an hour in?

trust the plan!

all promoted teams this year are good this will finally be the end of G*rona god willing

>>150374811
the commentator i am hearing is pointing to Atletico having bad analysis of this first half and giving Aguado too much space to ping passes around

this Rafa Mir boomer zesty

kwab

this atletico stadium very nice and modern, why did the saudis make this for them

Holy shit Giuliano missed 4 clear goal passes and Simeone sitted Riquelme or Lino for playing well.
Simeone currently must be the worst coach in Europe

kwab sake get rid of simone

Giuliano will be a starter for atletico and argentina and you will like it

UOOOOH PATÉTICO CUNNY

Yeah i think i'm adding Almada to the list of Argentinian frauds

BOSS
MY SON NEEDS A RAISE

>>150375443
He's nailed on our NT and I hate it. All he does is score a goal from outside the box every 4 or 5 matches.

I immediately assume whoever rips their socks at the calves is a faggot

I CAN'T SCORE
seriously, is patetico allergic to scoring?

gallagher is so bad

you can't play football in 2025 with 0 dribblers, this team simply can't score

>>150376815
they should go all in for rafael leao

>>150376839
>not argentinian, in fact portuguese
not happening

>>150376867
Alejandro Gazpacho | Welcome to Los Colcheneros

someone make the varca thread

NO ERA

KEEEEK. no var 4 u

Real and Barça would get a penalty there.

where's the barca thread?

griezmann will never reach the apple

Until Patetico scores

KWAB
League fumbled week 2

>>150377221
well maybe if he actually did something instead of taking weak shots and poor crosses kek.

simeone going straight to the lockeroom, even telling his players to do the same, when will the fans finally get enough of this shit?

Hancko and Baena are the only good signings simione did rest are bums

levante's kits are litty asf ong

>>150377227
I feel sad for Julian :(

>>150377260
seriously, how come pateitco sign so many bums? they signed de paul over b.silva back in 2021 too lol.

Levante can do the funniest thing ever

Oh no no no

i'm making dinner i'm not gonna create the thread fuck you guys

>>150377345
>>150377345
>>150377345
let's shitpost there

Is Barca using the same kit as last year???

>>150377369
tebas forced them to use the green kit because the new orange kit would had been bad for tv or something lol

UNO LALIGA POR FAVOR

What Levante player will get the red card?

My bet is on Dela.

>>150378513
>Complain about reff rigging for Barcelona after they got an underserved pen called against them
Retard

>>150377752
not so fast

>>150378890
>Miss a pen in you're path

Surely this is the season Simeone gets sacked right?

did riggalona rig it again?

>barca/halalwinslol
Your league is just the Bundesliga with a second bayern sprinkled in

>>150378560
copying what i said in the other thread,

This was a 100% rulebook pen, it was clear albeit maybe slightly unlucky pen. Its a shot on goal, the arm is outside the body and it is not the case that it bounce on his body and then the lower arm. It does not matter what we think about these situations, they are judged like this situation was.

Last week Raphinha did not get a 100% Rulebook Red Card that he should have had.

>>150380494
You know shit about football, he's turning away from the ball, the hand is in a natural position and the shot wouldn't have gone past either way, that's never a pen, you should stick to watching Arabs rape your women, that's the only thing you swedes are good at.

>>150380466
watch your league

it's happening again

OHNONONO VALENSIYA BROS

This is Depor board.

>>150378890
He should just retire. But I guess that would mean returning to Venezuela for him.

>>150380466
>tf
>tp

Can Danjuma get into it and be good for Valencia this season..

Now, for TGD

Girona getting relegated this season

>>150393920
Kino.
Girona, Getafe and Osasuna would be optimum

>>150394093
>Getafe
>Ever being relegated

If colchoneros don't sack Simeone, I think Villarreal would get 3rd position this season.

>>150394093
It's going to be Girona, Oviedo and Sevilla

>>150394535
unfortunately not Sevilla

>>150380466
and Ligue 1 is just Bundesliga but with PSG. EPL and Serie A are the only serious leagues of the top 5.

Espanyolchads, we're going to Europe

>>150394093
In your dreams anti bordalas cuck

>>150394809
>deletes the chink
>club improves
So many cases,

>>150394093
Girona, Rayo and Levante

Fucking Tebas busting the streams, man...
Any decent link still up?

>>150394925
I'm watching it legally on ESPN
I'm supporting football

the villarreal canadian mutt is quite good huh

>>150394868
Valencia better do the same soon

5-0

>>150394942
>Canadian scores a hattrick
Kek, sure let's let pretend the goalkeeper wasn't alnost completely at fault.

5-0 !

>>150394980
well yeah it's the sub gk but the first goal was quite good

What is he thinking right now

I spoke too soon....

Por fin el salmón este hace algo

For the Croat asking about Sucic the other day, well…

>>150395022
Whatever Julián Alvarez is also thinking

>>150395022
His salary doubled, i'm sure he's doing fine.

>>150395459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMpHfvq_kyQ

Where's the Rm thread?

>>150395022
Considering his anger issues hes probably punching simeone.

During Salomon Rondon's breakout season in Malaga he scored 16 goals as a 20yo in prime LaLiga, to put that in perspective Isak's best tally in Real Sociedad was 17 goals. Isak was signed by Newcastle on a record breaking fee and has Liverpool's interest, meanwhile Rondon went to play on Rubin Kazan and Zenith.

If he had been born Rondinho he would've been playing for the biggest clubs of those times

>>150396226
just another case of anti-venezuelan sentiment in football

.

>>150396989
That and his shit agent. But it was also a chicken and egg thing: no big agent who could sign him to a big club wanted to take on an unknown striker from a country that has never qualified for the WC

>>150398082
Patético.

>>150390990
>De La Fuente managed Depor on that insane CL Porto won
>Scaloni was playing for Depor and on that campaign too
>DLF was Scaloni's mentor for managing
What a peculiar period for that club.

>>150399489
>De La Fuente managed Depor on that insane CL Porto won
The manager was Javo Irureta

Why is he like this?

.

How is this a penalty?

Esoteric Bordalás-ism

Does Sevilla not have money? What's with this shit players no one heard about?

>>150409974
Chinese and EEUU investors are fighitng over Sevilla F.C. ownership. There several parties interested in take over Sevilla properties.

>>150410078
Wasn't Sevilla owned by Del Nido senior and other señoritos from Sevilla?

OMG what a chance

lmao this match, Getafe is pure kino

How did Sevilla end up like this? They used to basically own the Europa League

Who is this Lisa guy that Getafe signed, scored 3 in 2 games now

>>150411238
Tebas made sure only Real and Barca are allowed to spend money

>>150411589
>and Barca
And Atlético*

STOP THE COUNT

>>150411505
Bordalás magically pulls gems out of shitters. Uche was a defensive midfielder at Ceuta and he made him into the team's striker last season kek.
A pitty Gil is a coward because Bordalas at Atletico could produce some of the wildest kinos in a long time

>>150377260
Cardoso was a top midfielder in La Liga last season, the problem is obviously the coach who had being senile for years and discarded Diego Jota, Cunha, Samu and Mouriño in like 5 years

>>150377308
Atletico unironically has one of the best scouting departments in the world which is why Berta was in high demand after ending his contract.
The main issue is not the scouting, is who picks the players and that is Simeone. Berta gave him 5 names for each position and Simeone decides which one he likes best which is always the Argentinian or the player with the right horoscope (I am not kidding, Burgos has confirmed this).
This is tolerated because Simeone is worshiped as a god by a very loud fraction of the fanbase so Gil is happy with him as long as they classify to the CL while he keeps growing the club financially.
This year Atleti will be already bigger than Juventus or Inter financially speaking and in the future with the amount of free land that they got from the major they will be a financial juggernaut but there is 0 interest in winning titles as long as the fanbase is just happy with Simeone's antics

>Shit at dribbling
>Shit at passing
>Shit at shooting
>Low IQ
>0 speed
How the fuck did they think paying 65M euros for this fraud was a good idea?

>>150420835
He's white and his name is Franco

>>150421456
'Why am I screaming Franco?'.avi

so far after match day 2:

>le unstoppable vardrid
>le menalona gonna run out of gas and crash out
>le patetico being patetico
>le dark horse villarreal could fuck around and make a run for it
>le tamal up in my ass 24/7

Just more of the same of the past 10 years. I remember Valencia being le dark horse who actually won, so I believe in Villarreal this year. Menalona has a mandate from laporta to get le sexta, and vardrid is gonna vardrid and finish third behind Barça

>>150421596
Villarreal has a great coach but they will run out of steam once CL kicks in, their roaster is short and it only looks good due the coach

Redpill me on Pino, is he any good?

>>150430878
no overrated shitter, guaranteed flop. Idk why anyone would spend 30M on him

>>150430878
everybody here was complaining when Pino got called for the nt that should tell you enough