Thread 150240568

THE 2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON STARTS HERE

KICK OFF: 8PM UK TIME

LIVERPOOL: Alisson; Frimpong, Konate, van Dijk (c), Kerkez; Szoboszlai, Mac Allister; Gakpo, Wirtz, Salah; Ekitike.
>SUBSTITUTES: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Chiesa, Jones, Elliott, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha.

BOURNEMOUTH: Petrovic; Smith (c), Diakite, Senesi, Truffert; Brooks, Scott, Adams; Tavernier, Semenyo; Evanlison.
>SUBSTITUTES: Dennis, Araujo, Soler, Kroupi, Hill, Traore, Billing, Winterburn, Rees-Dottin.

first for liverpool

dubs

no jota even on the bench?

>>150240568 (OP)
Great, whats the channel?
Should be in the OP

>>150240568 (OP)
>Semen yo
did his parents hate him or what

>>150240605
KYS FORMAT AUTIST

>>150240605
>channel
everyone is either watching on £30 a year IPTV or on 1 of a dozen pirate sites

FOOTY IS FUCKING BACK LADS

this does not fookin slip la

CAM ON BOURNEMUFF
SMASH SUM FACKIN BANGAZ

what we drinking tonight lads

>>150240707
pint of piss for me

>>150240707
BEER

wow kasabian. it's like i'm back 2006

that was derivative SHIT

>>150240707
Your mum's cum on tap.

>>150240574
>>150240618
>>150240645
eyes off thirdies

>>150240624
How to IPTV?

State of that bench

>>150240568 (OP)
FOOTY'S BACK LADS

>>150240624
>1 of a dozen pirate sites
but they keep buffering

Are you ready for the Liverkino, /sp/,?

>>150240879
>but they keep buffering
>he doesn't know how to do it

>>150240879
ones that get linked in match threads do yeah

feel like bournemouth are going to let in a ton of goals with their new backline

>Adam Smith starting
It's over

Wonder which player packing the bige

>>150240773
Kasabian should have reformed under another name after they kicked Meighan out.

>>150241004
Genuinely embarrassing.

where's Isak watching the match from?

How do I get this hair?

>>150241077
Tip a packet of wotsits over your head

>>150240568 (OP)
Please put a gap between starting XI and substitutes, it looks better

>>150241089
That's quavers flavoured to my eyes.

>its played at the same time as aldosivi-belgrano
damn, i might have to miss it

>>150241069
Det Cuckstoel

>>150241114
>missing prem slop to watch local nobodies
based and sovl

i will watch the footslop and i will be happy

Over 3.5 should be solid no?

>>150241114
The retard can’t watch on splitscreen

European bros, what channel will have actual good commentary. I feel like the English one will piss me off

Liverpool as an anime club.

>>150241238
you know they dont speak english right

>>150241265
I fail to see how that is a problem

Prem is back, my life has a tiny bit of purpose again

>>150240605
based format autist

>>150241103
t.

does frimpong have a nickname yet

>>150241260
Pick up that anime and FUCK OFF back to >>>/a/

Anime is and never will be welcome on /sp/

>>150241314
Gimpmong desu

Hey /sp/

what happened to kluivert

>>150241329
oh thats how you eat it

>>150241287
certification & designation: BGC

>>150241326
can i suck your cock?

>>150241314
dingdong

>>150241251
Liverpool quite literally are the anime club

Kodansha are official liverpool sponsors and do liverpool anime drawings

What happened to gravenbech.

>>150241314
>pingpong
>>150241287
she looks like anamaria vartolomei

>>150241329
His problem is that his dad killed somebody in a car crash in the early 2000s

>>150241287
who's that?

>>150241350
Hes suspended

>>150241326
they just cannot stop buying players

>>150240707
Tea

>>150241314
>grimdong

Death to sky 6 pakis

>>150241324
delusional

>>150241376
Kys irrelevant 14 shitter

G O,
A T,
you could be the gayest of all time,
you could be the gayest of all time

>>150241260
RENGE

>>150241367
WTF no he isn't you stupid fucking idiot. Where did you even get this dumb incorrect information from? Moron.

>>150241329
That's normal thing to do when the chicken is too dry

>>150241384
Sorry to hear you rape kids

>>150241376
preach brother
actual match going fans, rise

The champions are BACK lads

>>150241352
Just checked, it was actually 1995.

>>150241314
chimpmong

>>150241358
Liverpool is shit without him

RIP Diogo Jota. I just saw the news.

Anyone enjoying a beer or a joint?

Liverpool fullbacks about to get a reality check

>>150241411
just a cup of tea for me

This season I’ve decided to use the half time slagposting slot to focus on a different region of Asia for each matchday weekend

This weekend: JAPAN

Which Japanese woman would you like me to post webms and pictures of at halftime?

Anybody got a stream that doesn't bombard you with fucking etoro links?

Giz a stream lads, all mine are dead

what the hell happened?

>Peter Drury
they just had to go and fucking ruin it

>>150241411
cheeky bowl for me la

Why is the new sky sports/PL font so shit like they made it with MS wordart

>bwaaaa jota la
Start footy already

>>150241411
Drinking some wine, la.

>>150241411
for beer it's too early for me
but I will enjoy a joint and tea

>>150241448
same, cheers la

>>150241429
Mods need to do a better job deleting the slagposting shit. Go to pornhub or something ffs. There's like 20 nsfw boards.

Come on Champions!!

>>150241446
time is a circle

>>150241429
nao jinguji bossman

>>150241437
>and its Mo SSSSSALAHHHHH
>SALAHHHHHH
>HNGGGG SALAHHHHHHHH
Shut the fuck up Peter

>>150241460
Why are you gay

I hate Liverpool but damn am I happy football is back. Could shed a tear desu. Prem followed by would cup, God is great.

israel is literally being genocided by hamas by sure let's have a minute of silence for some rich dumbass who killed himself and his family

have to pay 34€a month to watch premier league + access to other leagues and F1

what an absolute robbery! this should be max 5 euros a month

I'm honestly surprised how white everyone in the stands is. With a few exceptions of course.

forgot about their gay little sing
fucking hate the cunts

the sacred numbers

you'll never walk alone diogo

>>150241429
Post qt ones, don't care about their big ass or tits.

you'll never walk alone always reminds me of that time when vardy told a guy at a casino to "walk on, jap"

>>150241460
wanker

Why is slot dressed like a high school math teacher?

>>150241495
>israel is literally being genocided by hamas
I think you should go and fact check that piece of knowledge there good sir.

boooooooooo

jelly that liverpool have the best kits this season

as usual they give liverpool the easiest opponent AT anfield to start the season off

let's fucking go

YOU'LL NEVER RALK AROOOONE

boooooooooooooooooooooo

Nice song

And you’ll never burn to deathhhhhh
Aloooooooooooooooooooooooone

>>150241506
jota certainly didnt drive alone

Fuck that made me emotional lads

>>150241429
tanaka nene
ramu

>Gold logo's on the sleeve
Don't you forgot it /sp/. CHAMPIONS.

>>150241490
her face has never done it for me boys, not even good in a nextdoor neighbour kinda way

in tears lads

F

>>150241499
you could show butthole for a discount

>>150241530
you spot Trent?

hakuna matata

>>150240707
YOUR ASS

Theyre really going to drag his death throughout the whole season and beyond arent they?

>>150241522
I'd be too if it didn't have ugly ass standard chartered on it.
Carlsberg, now that was sovl

LET'S GO LIVERPOOL

JOTA'S IN A BOX

why didn't he just not crash?

>>150241523
Top tier bait my man

nice arse next to slot there

BASED CAMERAMAN SHOWING US THE BUM

Alright lads now we have to do this 35 more times, and in every 20th minute forever and ever

>>150241547
holy shit, i forgot butt-man watches euro "footsie"

>>150241523
Liverpool hold the current record/streak of not losing the first game of the season. We can't have them lose that can we.

JOTA'S IN THE GEARBOX
IN THE GEARBOX

>>150241542
*Forget. C-, apply youself.

TAKE NOTE PALACE YOU CUNTS

Why was there a communist banner behind the goal?

bonus arse

Wheres kluivert?

WIRTZZ GOAL!L!!!!!!!

>DJ 20
never heard of this DJ before, is he gonna drop a set at halftime or what is this about

>>150241585
Its a commie club mate, working class club

>>150241576
>>150241591

Got her front?

you guys think jota is watching the game?

>>150241585
Liverpool is a socialist club that laid off all their staff 2 days into covid

>>150241590
Liverpool have looked shit in pre season. They're not up to speed yet.

>>150241553
This is Liverpool, of course they will.

>>150241611
Where is he actually? He's not even on the bench

>>150241584
>still thinks it was Palace fans and not retarded Liverpool fans

>>150241611
no. his eyeballs burned away

>>150241585
because they believe in sharing your money, not the club's money tho ahaha.

>>150241490
she was so good before the mixing

screamer from hugo

I say, an interesting quantum of Liverpool fans are posting here. Why aren't you at the match gentlemen?

EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE

>>150241611
sure, they only show liverpool games in hell

>>150241597
just popped a black one

Ecker-tiquet

yeah they're losing this

GOAAAAAALÖLL

>>150241460
>Go to pornhub or something
Can't anymore without my loisense

With his bleached hair ekitike looks white in the overhead view
Disorienting

>>150241287
10/10 would buy her used knickers on depop

EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE

Ekitike is a palindrome.

I'm sorry but ekitike is nowhere near up there with the best strikers

>>150241658
I think we'll have a good time with that one this season

Gakpo speeding down that left channel faster than Jota's Lambo

>>150241353
keiani_lovess

>>150241670
this comment has been made in every match he has been in with english commentary yes

>>150241499
nyanpasu!

>>150241675
He's black tho so you just know the american owners were obsessed with him

>>150241675
He is haaland tier at best

muh heckin tike

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz slurp boring season

thoughts on Tyler Adams?

early bournemouth goal def on the cards here

>>150241703
not really

Jota would have scored/assisted by now

>>150241683
Why is it shiny

>bournemouth sold all their back 5
>liverpoo still can't score
it's over

this season I root for spurs

>>150241703
Z E S T Y
E
S
T
Y

>>150241700
much miss
wow

Konate has madrid on his mind

his heads already off to madrid then

>last PL goal was scored almost 3 months ago
slurper of a sport

>>150241724
based!

>>150241698
damning

>>150241675
what are you talking about? he scored goals in the bundesliga!

>>150241575
i am not the og buttman
merely a /hoc/ker

No natural DM, expect Bournemouth to get more goal scoring opportunities as the match goes on.

>>150241724
based and sovl

Liverpool look washed up. They need to spend another 200m STAT

>>150241631
She’s still good, I just skip that stuff. Her 3some scenes with other girls are ridiculous, she makes other pornstars look like virgins who’ve never touched a cock before in their life.

i got a bet on ekitekeke and salah getting shots on target, over 3.5. how blacked am i ?

not a fan of this new 'Frimpong' character

>>150241724
even after their fans spewed racial abuse against your compatriot Tel?

>>150241757
Okay doc

IPTV shat the bed
Give me a stream, I can't miss this game like this bros

>>150241724
based

what does he even do

>>150241767
you don't like when players dance on the pitch? how dare you?

>>150241728
would this be top 10 internet images of all time?
such aura

Not sure this midfield is right

i'd bourne her mouth if you know what i'm saying

>>150241767
Pingpong Bingbong

>>150241767
we call him pingpong

This is worse than a La Liga match

i missed you lads no homo

>>150241460
>Go to pornhub or something ffs
I can’t. It’s blocked in the UK unless you do the age verification thing where you upload your photo, due to the Online Safety Act

>>150241724
stop killing children
stop killing civilians

>>150241767
He look like a killer

>>150241787
top 10 internet dogs for sure

>>150241724
welcome

>>150241772
"they" were right

>>150241779
He looks the typical Liverpool scally

Bundeshitter fraud

>>150241788
It's basically 3 attacking midfielders. Unironically Endo starting would have been better

>>150241788
its 3 attacking mids.
its not gonna work. you need some control in there
its not quite man utd tier shit where every team in the league dominates the midfield vs them but its getting there

>>150241772
i had a look for what the media was talking about out of curiosity and it was basically all this
black people with other club badges trying to be edgy kek

liverpool with adidas kits was what was normal to me all through childhood but i think it looks shit now i'm seeing it back

>>150241802
Use a VPN retard

>>150241728
rip kabosu

Has anyone seen wirtz blud?

>>150241779
gets exposed as a bundesbabby

I've seen enough. Liverpool won't be winning anything this season.

>>150241802
Cant wait until they ban you from this site

>>150241655
>>150241802
That's really gay. Governments really want to make sure they can find a face for every post online and this is the first step in doing so.

>>150241826
cute pregnant horse

Trump's just jerked off Putin

ACKITIKE

>>150241853
keep me posted brother

>>150241802
just have a cheeky spite wank to a photo of keir

lmao what

what lmao

Why is carragher so clueless?

RED CARD FOR BOURNEMOUTH

Hands?

>>150241853
Sauce

Brooks has slipped THREE times in 12 minutes
This cracker fucking retarded or what?

already disregarded the "only captains can talk to the ref" rule lol

Even match until Liverpool scores then it will be a nightmare for Bournemouth

the first VAR failure of the year, only took 13 minutes

THIS IS IT
scousers have their excuse set when they lose the premier league

>>150241802
I just logged in with my X account, no ID or nothing needed. Might be because my Twitter account is a bout 16 years old.

Straight red card for any other club

>>150241860
kek didn't he have some ukrainian rent boys trying to burn his house down?

How is that a discussion? Get him off

Darglizzybros we would have scored already in this game

Should have been a red card for Bournemouth. Instead Bournemouth gets a free kick. Well done referees.

>>150241878
fucking kek

Livershit cunts defender macallister blocking a ball with his hand as not a pen but suddenly this should be a red card challenge. Fuck off.

>no handball
He literally lunges out and pokes it away with his fingertips. How the fuck has VAR choked a decision on day 1? Lmao

just do a basketball dribble in the middle of the park lad, it'll be ok

STOP PUTTING MANCHESTER REFEREES IN CHARGE OF OUR GAMES

>>150241860
If only Liz was still PM, that’d be doable
>>150241864
>>150241862
The duality of man

>here's why we need to be paid 60 gorillion a week and get 500 days of rest per year
>*plays like shit*
why are they like this?

>michael oliver is on VAR
LMAO

>>150241873
everybody is the captain under communism

How does Arne get his head to look so shiny?

Not a handball
Typical LiVARpool coping

welp season's over. see you next year lads

why didn't liverpool re-sign Webb for another season?

>>150241908
but that would rule out 75 percent of all refs

so apparently you can dribble it like a basketball against Liverpool

Did Bournemouth get a free kick for the pull by Ekitike before the handball situation? I am confused.

>VAR messing up
Yup, the Premier League's back.

>>150241916
Diddy oil

>refs against us
>pundits doubting us
>jota death meme energy
yeah it's our year

fucking hell what a shit decision

early season football is glorious. so sloppy and intense, high energy and crazy effort since everyone's excited and refreshed.

Michael Oliver literally lying about what happened in front of his eyes lmfao

If the Mac Allister hand ball against Palace wasn't a foul then neither was this. That was far far worse.

>>150241924
PL is going for having a different winner every year. They don't want Liverpool winning.

Eccie-teacake

ive seen enough, arsenal are winning the CL

>noo you dont understand the players fingernail made a whirlwind of air and the ball
>why do they persecute me so
fucking hate them

ekitike is a donkey

Gay as dickriding semen eating sport lmao

10 mins in to the season and VAR fucked up already

>newcastle fan
>not giving liverpool the decision
that's for Isak kek

>>150241860
>just have a cheeky spite wank to a photo of keir
I can’t. Even the photo sites “FreeOnes” and “Boobpedia” have blocked UK users

Is Slot /fa/?

Feeling pretty gay watching this match lads

>>150241950
Everyone hates you too retard

this ref has a really recognizable look

>>150241950
you can literally see the ball change direction cause he hit it with his hand, retard

>>150241942
would love a toasted currant teacake right now

>>150241945
fuck what happened to her? I always thought she was shit at porn but was very pretty

Seeing Gakpo alongside Salah and Wirtz make him look like a league 2 player.

Ekitike sucks…

Konates been wank

YOU MANC BASTARD

Liverpool need actual wingers
Salah, Wirtz and gakpo aren't fast enough

oy vey da premier league owes us 6 million penalties and red cards

>>150241963
the black armband makes him look less /fa/ and more /fash/

yep, this is has 0-0 written all over it
don't @ me

>>150241963
No he's anti-/fa/ (they keep cheating him out of wins via PGMOL)

>>150241429
Why’s nobody suggested Anri Okita?

Yeah we need Isak asap

konate is shit get him shipped off to madrid

>>150241950
>>150241976
i see daves morbidly obese frame has entered the thread

feels good to be back lads

Manc ref and Geordie VAR btw

Why did Liverpool spend 90m for Ekitike?

im gonna stand up and clap at 20'

>>150241991
Jota has speed

>>150241942
>Suit over polo shirt
No

>>150241924
He was handballing it to protest against a national front sticker, not to gain an advantage in the football match he is actually playing in right now. Good process.

>19 minutes
>zero - nill

proper slurper this innit

>>150241961
not today liverpool

This has a draw or Bournemouth snatch and grab written all over it

>>150242003
>we

Konate's always been a yard of pace away from being a bottom half shitter

Cody gACKpo

Chat are we cooked?

Did Jota get sold? Don't see him on the bench

>commentary still whining about their imagined handball
Shut the fuck up faggots

got a velo in

>>150242035
liverpool need a proper left winger
dave has more tekkers than gakpo

So are Liverpool going to do then Jota chant every game in the 20th minute until the end of time?

>stream dies at minute 20
lol

Jota would've scored by now
Drawizzy would've nearly scored to get peoples hopes up

>>150242029
Is that the chocolate ceo

he had his handball loicense in check XDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>150242046
jota is cooked brah

>>150242028
Liverpool will win it 4-0. It will be just like last season. Opposition can't score on any of their chances and Liverpool will get some counters from sloppy build up play and score several goals.

>>150242040
we cooking fr

They celebrate the life of Diogo but not Andre. Andre would still be alive today

>>150242054
back to your containment thread

>>150242053
her leaked content is shit it's criminal she charges incels for it

Gotta love the chat

Scousers are such cretins lol

>>150241429
momoka kagura

>>150242076
nah it's criminal incels pay for it

CAM ON SCAR SAM FAKKIN GOALS

>>150242081
chelsepoo bros...

>>150242053
based, unfortunately they have the NZ feed

what's the point of this you should be a club legend based on your endogenous virtues as a man and achievements for the team not because you got into a car accident

You'll never speed alone la x

wirtz already give the ball away like 6 times

>>150242053
>in a liverpool match thread, soogs posting is pro-united

What's return policy for bundes frauds?

Jota literally killed his younger brother by driving recklessly lolwut

Waa gwaan me breddas

>>150242081
Hindu nothin

>>150242053
im afraid the lifecycle of an e-girl is short
good luck keeping this going going forward
id recommend using older webms from now on

>>150242095
you are legit the worst poster on spee
and its not close

would be very embarassing to not win this game after all that singing surely that won't happen

what the fuck are we still doing on here lads
we're in our late 30s, early 40s
what the fuck are we doing with our lives
when will this end

When does something happen in this sport

>>150242105
yes, my king
we will truly never see a striker this stupid ever again

Wirtz cant be trusted

Watashi wa libapuru jin desu

>>150242138
im 22

>>150242081
WE GAAAAAAAAAAN

You can sense the hope and optimism draining away from the fans in the stands as Liverpool continue to play

>>150242130
Neeh hahah

Wirtz is not built for the Premier league. Bro got dashed off ball like a child lmao

>>150242138
speak for yourself lad
I'm a young wizard

Why is Anthony Taylor allowed?

>>150242138
it will end soon, and it doesn't matter anyway

>>150242138
Spry young man of 33 with my whole life ahead of me actually

>>150242081
Chat owners not messing around

>>150242130
Not that Swede but it is a bit mean to call someone the worst poster as long as that Irish poster exists.

>>150242138
No one's forcing you to be here, frog fucker

>>150242138
thats the best time to do this
the worst time to do it is in your late teens to late 20s where you can do anything you want
theres literally nothing good to do in your mid 30s onward its all boring shit, which makes 4chan better by comparison. its the people wasting their youth here that you should feel bad for

Very impressive liverslop

you bought like man united

>>150242138
Speak for uself boomer im 15 kek

>>150242138
i just got a cheeky friday post-work blowie from the missus and now i'm watching the footy with me dinner

>>150242138
I'm 46 the ride never ends

LOOKS LIKE SEMEN'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>Manchester referee
>geordie VAR who gets paid by Abu Dhabi

Beginning to think there's some issues with our refereeing

>>150242138
im 29. I just need more time right guys?

>>150242138
I’m 23 and have a girlfriend and good job, I’m just here to shitpost while the footie is on. Life is good

semenyo dabbing on liversissies

semenyo is a good player

even if this game is shit it doesnt matter...

we have EL BANTICO tomorrow, arsecuck general vs /mug/

literally the funniest game of the year and its on week 1
you cant suffer as a /sp/chad

>>150242200
Get OUT

>>150242172
>where you can do anything you want
what can I do now that I can't do when i'm in my 30s?

why are Liverpool so bad? I thought they were supposed to be good

Liverpoo customers are in for a RUDE awakening this season.

All those signings will take at least half a season to gel, they'll be playing championship quality link-up play until Christmas. Think Darwin Nunez but in all of those positions they bought.

Follow that up with Salad getting older and demotivated after getting his bumper contract and I'll be surprised if he's not sold by his jewish owners after tweeting "Kill all of the IDF" in January.

Van Disney gets injured and Alisson's wife will suffer a paper-cut at the same time causing that entire backline to collapse. They will be shipping more goals than Sunderland.

They won't be getting Isak this summer and certainly not in January either when the real giants of europe (Barcelona, Bayern, Real, PSG) start bidding for him. That will leave them with Ekitike, Gakpo and a couple teenagers as their only forwards. They're fucked.

They should be happy with a top half finish this year.

Take me back to the lionesses lads

>>150242214
united vs arse is on sunday, isn't it?

>>150242138
I will never be psyoped into thinking spending time with my boys on 4chan is a bad thing

>>150242200
i have a top job but live alone, no family, no friends, no gf (or any female interaction) and all I have are hobbies and this Mongolian basket weaving forum

Why are the bundesliga imports like Wirtz NEVER prepared for the physicality of the Premier League?

>>150242138
Speak for yourself, I just come back here to shitpost during games. Other than that I'm barely on social media of any kind anymore because I'm working or with my wife or doing offline shit.

>>150242195
Virgin van dijkun?

Why didn't Liverpool just buy gyokeres?

>>150242228
soul

Is Ekitike just a brown peter crouch??

Are we going to have to put up with Jota slop on the 20th minute forever now?

>>150242235
youll see on sunday when de ligt makes him his bitch

Trump's now moved on to noshing Putin off

kerkez and wirtz look like frauds

>official explanation is that the handball was not a CLEAR denial of a goalscoring opportunity, so it wasn't a red
they didn't even give a foul for it. they actually gave a foul against ekitike. and the bournemouth player didn't even get a yellow did he
clown show

Alright lads

>>150242235
Lot of money for someone who has already tried the PL

not looking like a team that spent £300m

Not your fucking personal nog

>Kekitike
KWAB

Liverpool still shite then aye

>>150242228
I was there too, but stumbled upon a wife ten years ago.

Still here with you.

what's going on?

someone said a racist thing?

>>150242231
>Carlos Baleba vs Lil Florian

>spend 400m
>get worse
what the FUCK is their problem?

>>150242228
we have a new update today lad
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>>150242235
That would've been the third Hungarian on the team, I believe that's against the rules.

>>150242138
you're here forever mate

RIGGING

Baldies meeting on the touchline to discuss their trip to Turkey

>manager boxing match
please do it

what the FUCK is going on

>>150242266
apparently a British person was trying to watch this game without an ID

>>150242255
>50m is a lot but 95m for ekitike isn't

OH MY DAYS DID SOMEONE DO A HECKIN RACISM??!?!

I'm at the stadium. Someone threw a green dildo into the pitch.

oh no there must be a lightning storm planned

What have they even stopped for

very odd

OOOOOO I LUV ME GADGETS

>>150242181
How's your health holding up? 47 here. Feel quite good, drink too much though.

>he will spend 90 minutes spamming how shit we are and how we will lose
>we will score late on as usual and hes wasted another 2 hours of his life

that liverpool feel

RACISMS HAVE HAPPEN

This never happened before the vaxx

PENALTY FOR LIVERPOO

muh racism word against le coloured player

must have been a RACIST INCIDENT cause they keep talking to semenyo like they're checking to see if he's fine

Kek I bet this is about some racism cringe

>>150242294
cooling break

kek

KEEEEEEEEEEEK

VAR received a bomb threat

INCLEMENT WEATHER

OI DID I JUST HEAR A ROICISM

Stand by what?

Racist abuse in the crowd directed towards Adam Smith for being white and English

*kneels*

grow up

Liverpool classy as ever

Oh no that's awful... Anyway

Stop being racist, it is free

>>150242242
Peter Crouch was an outstanding footballer
Ekitike is the brown Lacina Traore

WTF GOING ON, MY LIVERPOOL STRUGLING WITH THIS SHITTERS WTF

>muh racism

>>150242302
>drink too much
dont fall for the booze is bad for you meme
embrace the alcoholism

isn't it time for a water break?

Holy cringe

just lol

>>150242311
>vegetable insulting ngubu

god i love english footy

Kick it out guys. There's no place for racism in soccer or in our society in general.

OI MOITE YOU DONT HAVE A LOICENSE TO SAY A RACISM

NEW
>>150242290
>>150242290
>>150242290

Someone said nigger to the nigger

>liverpool fans being racist

maybe liverpool can buy new fans too

NO CLASS SCOUSERS AT IT AGAIN

not from the liverpool crowd, surely!? the "people's" club?

It was the fan in the wheelchair who did the racism

How could that nigger even hear a slur from the crowd?

I keep falling for it again every years I have hope that things will get better but it keeps getting worse than before.

Kek based

>stopping the game because someone in the crowd said a mean word to a rival player
The game has absolutely undeniably gone

What would happen if Liverpool scored after a racism break?

how do you grow up with a name like "semen yo" and still have a thin skin? baka

First game of the season and I've already had enough

>>150242354
pip cancelled tomorrow

>>150242215
Tbf I don’t really love my girlfriend we just get on well and the sex is good, I’ll probably marry her anyway since she’ll make a good mother, and cheat on her when I’m on work trips.
>>150242228
Serious question how do you end up no family? Even when I was more of a loner and shut-in I had cousins and siblings and parents and whatnot, can’t imagine what happens to not have any of those?

>Opening game
>Refs and players are dogshit
I think this semen slurping league is not for me

WHO'S THAT SKIDDING DOWN THE MOTORWAY
WHO'S THAT DYING IN THE ROAD
IT'S JOTA AND HIS BRO
OH WHAT A WAY TO GO
COS HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS CAR ON THE ROAD

stupid day to start the league. what the fuck were they thinking?

THE ONLY WHITE THING ABOUT YOU IS YOUR NAME

ngl i rated ekitike after seeing him in europa hes a good player

>>150242584
looks clumsy and unhinged, don't see him being good during a full game but yeah can't be worse than darwin or jota

Any brighton chads in this thread?

>>150241077
Cover your head in peat and sew some buttercups. That's all, just let it grow.