Thread 150240789

heemvious: >>150238986

news
>Battle/Ruziboev is off after Battle missed weight by 5 lbs following a move up to MW because he missed weight by 7 lbs at WW
>Chimaev weighed in at 184.8; DDP at 185.0

dogshit thread

Bryan Battle should be cut

Piggy piggy piggy

Can't you see

Sometimes ya bacon bussy just-

GETS RAPED PIGGY!!!

>>150240797
*shits in your mouth*

NOOOO STOP RAPING MY BACON BOAR BUSSY!!

First for Finland

>tfw put my money on Chimaev winning by R1 sub
don't let me regret this you muzzie goat fucker

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS NIGGA SOMEONE COME GET YO BOY MY GUY

Du Piggy takes pontificated pozzloads pervasively while his punctual Papa Zat plays with his boy pussy

that's a nice frail neck you've got there kumcuck

Chimaev pickers are confident, untroubled, looking forward to the fight. DDP pickers are screeching to high heaven to try to will "their" guy to win through mass volumes of shitposting. You can easily tell which side is full of chud neets.

What if fights were viewed through a lens of gay sex, or even gay rape? What if there was a racial element to this? An idea worth exploring

>>150240857
Doesn't matter DDP has won the story with his last second weigh in as a show of godly discipline opposed to the Chechen rat who has missed by 7 pounds

Can't feel my face bruh

>>150240857
KODY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEELE

>>150240824
Fuck you

>>150240870
He was stopped by the doctor.
Also, DDP has been cold KO'd at 170. Chimaev has not.

>>150240824
>they say finland has zero fighters but what they KNOW is that no one can beat a fighter that isn't on the roster. see, finland currently has zero fighters so they can't have any wins but that means they have a zero point zero percent chance of losing. so any fighter from any country has a fifty percent chance of losing to each other but finland has a zero percentage chance. and if you add in that fifty percent chance of losing to anyone to finland's zero percent chance of winning you get finland having a fifty percentage chance of winning against anyone AND having a zero percentafe chance of losing

Kody Steer

>>150240831
>>150240839
>>150240808
This is what happens when your father is JamalJackson and your mother is a 9th generation descendant of a prostitute and a child rapist criminal that got kicked out of Mainland England.

>>150240857
desu i see more khamzat "willing"

>>150240876
Your dead mommy can't feel the maggots in her minge...

DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY.

GET FUCKED!!!

>>150240894
Go scoop you boy off his face lil bro and get come get yo chain back nigga!

reminder to all ddp fanboys that you are spiritually and emotionally cucked to a guy who would bully you to suicide irl because he thinks you're a loser chud and then he'd fuck your 2/10 slampig wife to metaphorically piss on your grave
he is a classic jock. you post on 4chan. you would just get bullied by him

>>150240798
I beg to differ b

Just got stood up bappas this never happens
>>150240886
Excellent post bruder hh saved for later use

>>150240857
the zatcord had a mental collapse over dricus not being short

Gilbert was 5'6 and found his range with ease it's fucking over for the terrorist RAT

FUARK im hyped!

>>150240926
that's based though

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICKS

>>150240957
u must love ur cuck chair

Dana looks like a garden gnome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoOiDIF87Y

>>150240939
The maggots in ya dead mommy's minge stood up when the BBC dick daddy loads came raining down...

>>150240973
>looks like

>>150240989
...the maggots in ya mommy's minge...

>>150240960
>>>/Reddit/

working for the ufc must be pretty based. i applied to work in the UFC PI like 8 years ago but they turned me down cuz i didn't have a degree in exercise science or nutrition

it's over

>>150240967
join team bully

U ready Khamzat?

>>150240804
Bryan Battle? More like Bryan Pridemonth if you ask me

top kek

https://x.com/jedigoodman/status/1956394971830923265

Remember that dude who would photoshop loopy godinez head bigger n shit

zatgods ddpuss has been shook ever since the first time he saw us

>>150240804
Tj should take that fat nigga spot as a commentator

>>150241030
imagine if chris had went out

I saw a clip on tiktok of Dana getting emotional on Gary Brecka's podcast, thanking him for saving his life.

I don't think /heem/ will recover is Khamzat becomes a champion

>>150241050
yeah that could have gone real bad desu

>>150241030
Is that Brian Stann? I haven't seen that FEWL in years. Wasn't he supposed to become a politician or something?

>>150241019
lil freak likes to get humiliated. classic cuck

>>150241057
/heem/ survived Belal. Khamzat is at least entertaining sometimes.

>>150241080
Belal was much better than Leon b he serious

Khamzat vs Dricus what a tale yet to be told, but it will be this saturday. If you like great tales you should probably check it out. UFC 319: Dricus Du Plessis vs Khamzat Chimaev, another tale for the story book of the UFC

>the belal era
dark times

what question would you ask during a ufc press conference?

>>150241094
>>150240859
why is scandi humor so autistic

>>150241057
Probably not, but it will be insufferable regardless with all the faggot posters. This site is just cooked in general.

kek Du Piglet had bloodshot eyes on embedded after the staredown. Khamzat unironically made him cry

>>150241108
You would be surpsirsed

Eric Nicksick

Bryan vs ruziboev is off.
Isn't clear if Ruz shant'd or what

>>150241080
It's not about entertainment it's about the mental illness epidemic
So many people here will never mentally recover if Khamzat wins

>>150241122
nigga READ THE OP SON

>>150241105
How does is feel being back here in (insert city name)?

DDP won

>>150241105
Do you think you will defeat your opponent

I live in Chicago. Where do I sign up to fight in the UFC?

>>150241108
All of the inbreeding

Imagine if DDP hides a slice of bacon in his shorts and when Khamzat wrestles with him he takes out the slice of bacon and puts it in his mouth.

>>150241116
he cuts down from heavyweight

>>150241116
'Fraid that's from too many Bantu dick daddies pushin' his plush pork hole in...

>>150241117
Factual post

>>150241131
Shid

>>150241116
he knows what's coming. he already admitted he can't stop the takedowns but that he will focus on getting back up. if that's your game plan, it's already over

Janny is trying to shadow ban me again and once again they are failing :(

>>150241139
dricbless

/heem/ is in for a rude awakening tomorrow

>>150240789 (OP)
why is this thread filled with inbred retards shitposting

Alright boys, take this however you want, but I have it on good authority from someone close to the UFC production crew that there’s been some tension behind the scenes with DDP’s camp.

They apparently weren’t too happy about how Khamzat is in the thumbnail of every UFC Embedded. Meanwhile DDP, the actual champ, sitting there with barely 1M followers and getting invited to all the promo events and roaming around Chicago still hasn't crossed 1M followers on instagram (compared to Khamzat's 10M!). This, combined with DDP being the underdog in betting odds really hit a nerve.

Yesterday before the presser, DDP apparently took Dana aside and asked him (half-joking, half-serious) "What’s up with Khamzat being in all the thumbnails?" Dana just kinda grimaced, hit him with a "What did you say?" and laughed it off… but people there said you could tell Dricus wasn’t 100% kidding and wasn't really happy with the situation.

The whole exchange was short but very awkward. Make of that what you will.

>>150241196
leave for the day and it'll die down

Can I get a confirmation that cumshot has these as fists? (he couldn't knock out gilbert btw)

Dricus is African, and Khamzat is Caucasian. I know who I'm riding with.

>>150241188
I think you'd be surprised

>>150241200
Khamzat's fans are all third worlders who don't give any money to the UFC.

>>150241200
DDP is shooketh to catastrophic levels, I fear.

>>150241200
no better way to make the thumbnails then knocking out the biggest hype train in a long while

A farmer vs a mountain dweller ahh a tale as old as time itself. Historically, mountain dwellers win most of the time, but of course there are always exceptions. Will we see the tale be played out as usual or will the farmer find twist things up a little bit? Only on Saturday will we find out at UFC 319: Dricus Du plessis vs Khamzat Chimaev.

>>150241206
Annihilated that nincompoop

>>150241200
Khamzat by marketing

FUCK YOU PIGGY!

>>150241243
Thank you for your input. We really value it. *snicker*

>starts at 5 am local time
shan't be watching

>>150241244
The maggots annihilated ya dead mommy's minge...

>>150241243
You can't be serious

>>150241243
For fuck's sake shut up

>>150241264
why? just go sleep early

>>150241273
>>150241259
You haven't been here for a long time have you?

>>150241264
Technically borrowed time for you

any updates on david adesanya?

>>150241291
stepped on and squished to death by goliath
tragic in a way

>>150241243
Excellent post.

>>150241243
dric the garloid farmer

>>150241291
Still black doesn't look like there's a cure

>>150241334
>racism just before the biggest card of the year
risky. VERY risky

Got injured sucking my own cock just before the biggest card of the year. I'm Icarus

so why did DDP feel the need to do this? what insecurities is he hiding? can't wear heels in the 'gon'

as a frequent lurker of multiple boards, I can safely say /heem/ contains some absolute specimens and none of us should be allowed into society

UFC cards are so bad now that all we have to talk about is the main event for something like this. Before, each card had at least three or four fights we'd end up talking about endlessly on here during the build-up. SAD!

>>150241377
>none of us
speak for yourself
>>150241382
this is a halfway house for the mentally ill that sometimes talks about mma. needs a thorough cleansing

>>150241346
Got stood up by minge and need the affirmation b Dricus bless

>>150241382
POOfc is dead mate and has been for awhile. watch boxing.

i finally got the surgery to look exactly like dricus du plessis

>>150241407
that's just code for they canceled by diaper cleaning shift at the retirement home. don't be so embarrassed

>>150241286
I've been here before your father, your father's father, your father's father's father. I have been here before the chinese, the egyptians, the babylonians, the sumerians, the atlanteans. I witnessed the first tribes of men leave there cave. When you apes were first fumbling around with sharp stones you called axes, I was there. When the earth was ruled by reptiles, I was there. When the first fish stepped on to land, I was there. When this world was nothing but a clump of star dust, I was there.
Before there was a you, before there was a they, before there was a God, there was me. I am the abyss, I am the primordial darkness, I am the void that defines all life, I am entropy given form, I am the end of all things.
So yes, I have been here for a long time

>>150241420
Holy shit

>>150241420
I don't see it

>>150241436
fucking creamed on that freak

New Jesse on Fire guest star on The Schaub Show bros

>>150241419
I usually watch ONE for the kickboxing, boxing co-mains/mains, and Fight Circus.

>>150241264
Go to sleep at 11pm and wake up a bit earlier, thats what I do when there is a fight I really want to watch

RATTLED
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>>150241419
pillowtap is for faggots

To the Nordcord!

We dont like outsiders around here.

When khamzat gasses after 1 and a half rounds of spamming takedowns and is beaten up and finished.. Will he go down as potentially the biggest hypejob of all fucking time?? Struggle to think of one to top him.

hamzat loses because hes muslim regardless of the fight lmao

>>150241554
Bo

>>150241554
Leon Edwards

>>150241475
Whats the point? Smear peanut butter on your stinky feet and make a fucking mess?
I sometimes hate people so much

>>150241554
Pereddit

>>150241554
it's up to us to manipulate people into believing it's still a good win

>>150241583
>>150241592
How is former Champion a "hypejob".

>>150241565
Kwab!

Nah that guy khamzat is proper scary!!! Did you see how he went life and death with Gilbert burns dude?!?! What a warrior dude! What do you mean he's almost lost to 2 welterweights back to back didn't you see what he did to Shitta i mean whittaker!!

>>150241624
Burns is a former Lightweight actually he got knocked out by former Featherweight Dan Hooker.

that guy hamzat is a wonk nose paki

>>150241604
Leon was barely a champion

>>150241604
Pereddit was so hyped that when he got exposed by GODkalaev all hype died. And I do mean all hype. Nobody cares about him anymore since he lost. It's like he doesn't exist. No one talks about him anymore. The fans have moved on. He was a hypejob that got a fast track to ufc champion status.

truthnuke

>>150241572
>>150241583
>>150241587
L E V E L

chimaev will obviously win because this is the way of the world. You just know most of the time who'll win with these kinds of high stakes matches and these types of celebrities.

>>150241649
Comma ca va f*enchie it's been a while

did the schizo frenchie run out of meds?

>>150241649
She's pretty darn cute.

>>150240789 (OP)
Again. He always misses weight. Whats wrong with him

>>150241635
just how good is arnold allen

>>150241649
I've seen her take dick

>>150241672
Khamzat came in under the weight limit

Demetrius get off heem go to the till and take a schaub, now.

Many meds, many many many many meds...were prescribed to me.

>>150241672
>Whats wrong with him
black

>>150241200
none of this happened

>>150241694
Not yet, whadda heck??

>>150241475
Merde d'algériens en pot.

About to heem my minge

If you’re a white Khamzat Chimaev fan you are a cuckold beyond words. To get on stage and yell “Allahu akbar!” to a crowd of white Americans post 9/11 is an act of explicit racial hatred and white humiliation. If you cheered for this it’s because your dysgenic body was recognising the dominance of the invading male and releasing bonding chemicals like oxytocin to make you submit to him sexually as your instincts tell you that becoming his anal concubine is your best chance for survival, so you might as well feel love for him to make it hurt less

>>150241714
f1 tier font yuck

>>150241687
No I meant Bryan Battle.

you do not want to miss the ufc ceremonial weigh in 3 hours from now
something insane is going to happen

>>150240926
Dubussy definitely did musical theater and male cheerleading in high school. The phenotype is unmistakable.

>>150241714
Excellent font.

>>150241649
Missed you for frenchie

>>150241739
it's the only font similar to the UFC one but you if you like a better one let me know
>>150241751
based

>>150241660
That my wife.

>>150241746
I'm watching Daner's friend meet Khabib's debtor

>>150241738
These dudes were built for BGB (Big Guantanamo Bay).

Good googily-moogily, how on earth are (You) going to beat the heat this summer?

>>150241649
>Ywn train muay thai with your asian pornstar gf then fuck like ravenous spastics in the car after

>>150241762
Your mommy's maggot minge is deader...

>>150241714
saved. great work. any chance we can get it in red?

>>150241756
Yeah I remember b how you been

>>150241785
yeah i can make it in red and i'll re-render later

Niggas don't understand this is literally gooby vs khabib but better. But no 1 cares because muh le charisma

>>150241775
I'm gonna swim in my pool and eat ice cream treats to beat the heat this summer.

>>150241812
you're the best, anon. first significant contribution to heem since Kody Steele

>>150241738
Khamzat considers himself white, called izzy racist for saying he wouldnt lost to a white fighter in the past.

vladimir? the judoka? i think he trained dricus

>>150241790
His BBC spunked hot daddy loads into ya dead mommy's maggot minge...

>>150241645
The pera era was like a fever dream. Definitely exposed a lot of casual know-nothing shitheads and brought in a lotta smelly turdie footbox fans. Glad it's over.

DDP's goofy style will prevail and he will still champ

Every day on heem its the memoirs of an abused child these freaks cant stop posting about it kek

>>150241848
Are irish allergic to speaking english properly

>>150241738
Khamzat is white and Allahu Akbar just means God is great

>>150241768
Someone edit Khamzat’s face on to this

>>150241830
kek he squeezed so hard his eyes went slanted

>>150241781
>>150241790
YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON

WHO GONNA CARRY THE BOAT AND LOGS

>>150241874
Maggots aren't allergic to ya dead mommy's moldy minge...

>>150241738
Khamzat is white
Muhammad (pbuh) is white
Allah is white
These are historical facts

These guys from the literal Caucasus mountain? Heh, they're not white... Why? Uhhhhh STOP ASKING QUESTIONS CHUD

Who is Aaron Pico

>>150241874
Please dont create unessasary division .

Khamzat is not White.

>>150241875
No he isn’t, neither is Khabib. They don’t represent white Anglo Saxon people
Or culture, they are an eastern Mongoloid race that practices generational inbreeding, follows an anti-western Arab religion and is openly hostile to the western way of life

>it means god is great

WOOOOWWWW DUUDE HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? YOU’RE SOOO SMART. NOBODY ELSE HERE KNEW THAT BUT YOU

>>150241738
Why are usa problems my problems rabbi

>>150241958
divide these nuts across your forehead playa!

>>150241918
How do you look at this woman knowing she is a beast of a peach?

>>150241952
Heir to Kraft's pico de gallo franchise

>>150241949
>hehe uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh caucus mountain uhhhhh caucasian hehe uyuuuuuh *farts* they are both white!

>>150241830
really makes you think that JDM would fucking stream roll the pair of these idiots

>>150241738
Kadyrov has blue eyes, Khamzats dad has blue eyes, Khamzat is more related to europeans of you dysgenic goblins spamming him

ROXY NICOLE WMMA FIGHTER FROM THE MISFITS

PASSED AWAY
Also Elle brooke is now the champ of female boxing. She's so strong she does sparring with heavyweight black men.
https://youtu.be/9_BiXw-KRa4
PASSED AWAY

>>150241823
thanks b here's a heem

Khamzat is acting way too cocky and confident for someone who almost lost to a pre-retired Usman on short notice

>>150241971
How does a dutch-french-african pozzsissy represent anglos exactly?

>>150242012
someone tell that inbred retard to close his mouth

>>150241933
>lonely fatherless white guy signalling pro Islam-sentiment hoping a masculine Muslim man will accept him into the culture and be a father figure to him
Good lad, keep choosing deen over dunya

They're not white because they follow they're desert jew religion instead of my desert jew religion

i thought khamzat was chinese this whole time

>>150242012
kumzats dad is not white, also hes a muslim which makes him unquestionably NOT WHITE

>>150242020
They keep dropping like sexually ravaged flies

>>150241781
>then fuck
She's not that kind of girl anymore b

>>150241874
its not our first language ya mong

what do we think of him?

>>150241971
Religion doesn't change genetics, there's a billion dysgenic pakis in this world, but only caucasoid Muslims make it to the UFC, and caucasoids are a tiny minority of all Muslims in existence

>>150242033
>pre-retired

>>150242082
Can crusher

>>150242042
>admitting that white anglo culture formulates fatherless sissybois without a sense of belonging
weird flex but ok

>>150242086
seriously someone tell father jack on the left to close his mouth

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL* ÄITI

>WHY IS YOUR MINGE SO SMELLY TODAY WHY ARE THE BUGS CRAWLING OUT

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>>150242082
Looks exactly like a less ugly merab but the promo's no good

>>150241971
based, muslims cant be white

The british are also an extremely inbred people

>>150242082
i'm a fan of pico. loved watching heem or be heemed in bellator. i hope he does well this Saturday because murphy is a boring point fighter

>>150242012
>Khamzats Dad
Is also his grandfather you fucking anti-western cuckold faggot. Stop posting this subversive anti-western shit because you grew up without a father and have no pride or in group preference. Chimaev isn’t going to let you rest his cock on your forehead as you gaze up at him submissive through your silk face veil

>>150242074
Really? I thawlt you're like Gambia or Wales

>>150242086
in 1 million years all muslim women will develop a protectice layer (e.g armadillios) this prevents the men from seeing their raw hides

>>150242082
i guess i should watch his fights before picks time. i can't tell if he's a bum or if haters are just hating.

>>150242057
Daily reminder the pornstar elle brooke knockout out Paige vanzant.

And now she's the champ.

Aaron Pico de gallo Handz Of Kody Steele Neal

>>150242126
Yep, inbred but with none of the warrior strength or mindset. I chalk it up to the christianity not instilling a sense of proper masculinity in da culta

I think everyone is forgetting that Kadyron easily outgrappled Khamzat. imagine what dricus will do to him.

White people can't be muslims

>>150242074
surinaa kaveri

>>150242167
Aalon Garrow Steer

>>150242175
Kaddy would be UFC HW champ with 6 months of striking training (boxing only)

>>150242187
>>150242149
I fucked it up, I deserve all insults hurled at me

>>150242163
Favourite mengheemer frenchie?

>>150242149
...or the maggots in ya dead mommy's moldy minge...

why do european men wear designer purses? don't they realize that they look gay as fuck?

>>150242099
What are you? I bet you’re either a white guy with no dad/no positive relationship with your dad or you’re a race that you will literally be too ashamed to admit honestly, even anonymously online, like Indian or Arab. Which is it?

>>150242209
No worries b happens to the best of us

>>150242175
>no fruits or veggies
>don't see any protein
>random condiments
>beer and soda
dang dawg shits rawf

honest question

was there ever a moment in the sport where a guy was favored so high by bookies and he didn't win? a true wrestler? like did khabib ever open a fight as the underdog. or khamzat for that matter?

i'm not a khamzat fan but i think if everyone in the business of making money on outcomes has khamzat winning, what is ddp's chance really?

https://polymarket.com/event/ufc-319-du-plessis-vs-chimaev

>>150242236
For carrying drugs and weapons on our person's

>>150242253
pearly white teeth

Oi me son is a sad piggy who keeps gobblin' on me maggoty minge!

I unironically have not felt this nervous/excited in a while for a title fight. I do hope DDP wins but I have doubts. I feel like kumshot might do a blitzkrieg in round 1 and find DDP's neck. This fight is fun in the sense that it's really hard to predict what the outcome will be

>>150242217
I just don't meng. Also what happened to the french Ngannou poster ?

>>150242253
we can't.

>>150242236
why do american men celebrate pride month? don't they realize that they look gay as fuck?

If khamzat wins this fight he is ready to be fed to Aspinall

Cut Battle
Bitch already got pushed down to the early prelims. Now it is time to cut him.

>>150242347
Most of us don't. Only fags do. It's just typical forced shit by our so called leaders.

>>150242129
based
>>150242155
he's not a bum

>>150242082
Likeable guy, but he's probably going to lose.

>>150242382
This isn't the best place to reach Daner b

>>150242347
euros invented pride month what are you talking about? we were literally lstill segregated and racist/homophobic while you were celebrating gays.

>>150242382
THE BUTCHER CAN'T LOSE A FIST FIGHT TO A FRENCH MAN !

Chris Curtis vs khamzat chimaev is the fight to make

>>150242382
We're cutting Battle

Whites cannot be muslim.

>>150242437
why do you think so? Leon Murphy has no urgency and no KO power in his hands and likes to sit on the fence. these are all gifts for a wrestler plus Pico can KO anyone with his left hook

>>150242241
>thinking vegetables are “good” for you
>calling them “veggies” like a faggot because you think that pretending to enjoy them will make people view you as a “mature adult”

Deeply sad. Stop force feeding plant toxins because of government dietary propaganda. I bet you get a cold 2-3 times a year from your shitty rabbit diet

>>150242471
What the hell

>>150242507
Aaron "The Fighting Nerd" Pico

>>150242437
>>150242507
oh and forgot to mention that Leon was getting ragdolled by a super over the hill Mr. Finland before the 2nd round KO. Pico doesn't get tired and is levels above as a wrestler and striker

Aaron "Mr Finland" Pico

>>150242462
Calm down Caitlyn Jenner

capitalists will defend this

>>150242486
This sends chills up the spine of the white cuckold. If DDP wins there will be several white converts to Islam from this thread alone, vowing through teary, rage-filled eyes to avenge their bull

I have never heard of Aaron Pico. Must be a bum. Wait.....no wait....this cannot be..!...he's the co main of a ppv? A smellator fighters first fight in the ufc is the co main of a ppv? OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150242131
Don't be so emotionally invested, it's simply about genetics, it's not a coincidence that all the brownoid freaks ITT self insert as the son of a blue eyed caucasian man.

>>150242603
Based wagie Geoff

>>150242507
He hasn't fought anyone anywhere near Lerone's level.

>>150242604
I wonder what you're talking about...

>>150242514
just eat your veggies you fucking lard

I can't do it bros, Im just not going to be able to beat the heat this summer.

>>150242603
Ari Emanuel, Lawrence Epstein and Mark Shapiro see no problem goy...I mean guy.

>>150242653
not mma related

>>150242636
it's not like Lerone has ever looked amazing though

>>150242603
mate he says it himself he does it to stay out of trouble, he is black after all
got arrested for a DUI like a week before one of his fights once

>>150242693
Gonna cry?

>>150242693
dont speculate, let him finish

THE Aaron Pico?

>>150242693
it's summer mma cards

>>150242709
>is black

Just like clozapig's dead mommy's maggoty moldy minge...

>>150242748
corrales and borics are descent fighters and the fight against kennedy was a freak injury

>descent fighters
lol

dricus is the exception to the rule
here to break every curse and pattern

this doo really said decent fighters kek

>>150242603
I wish I had been a waiter in college. They make so much more than their labor is worth. Neal probably makes $300 for a 4 hour dinner shift.

>>150242850
yeah my bad i dont spell check half the time
>decent

Blue Chip prospect Cody Steele
"Heem or be Heemed" Brendan Allen
"Stud" Aaron Pico

I heard Khamzat's marriage was arranged by Kadyrov is this true?

>>150242539
>aaron pico is levels above an undefeated highly ranked guy with wins over other ranked UFC guys
this is the dumbest general on a board full of dumb generals

I MARRY TOILET
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>150242811
>a freak injury
shoulder dislocations tend to reoccur and do not get better

>>150242651
I’m so much more fit that you, I can do 80 push-ups and run over a half marathon. You’re a weak vegetable eater who gets sick MULTIPLE TIMES EVERY YEAR from eating plant toxins

Show yo wife nigga! Show yo kids nigga!

>>150242900
i wouldn't rate pico that high but the ufc believes he's at a top 10 level with the opponents they're matching him against

I asked my mom to buy me 10 glazed munchkins from Dunkin Donuts and a couple of ice cream sandwiches from the convenience store while she's out.

>>150242082
This is such an NPC look

>>150242911
he hasn't been injured in that way since but you're not wrong

>>150242932
he doesn't belong. you'll see saturday when murphy avoids his retard bombs and 30-27s pico with ease

>>150242926
Show yo dead mommy's maggoty minge...

>>150242923
lot's of assumptions you're making there la

>>150242238
Nope, pure white Anglo-Saxon with an intact family unit. In fact, I'm such a rarity in the United States that I feel no loyalty to it or the culture and find that modern muslims share values more closely aligned with what I was taught as a child. Only other group that would be closer would be mormons but they don't got that warrior spirit in 'em b. Now seethe for me.

>>150242900
>>150242960
your wholesale commitment to results-oriented conclusions just exposes that 1) you have never trained; 2) you aren't that intelligent, and 3) you are incapable of performing an eye test

>>150242705
he beat the brakes off barboza for 25 minutes

>>150242347
Pride month is like Halloween here, everyone dresses up like a European.

>>150242946
I'm sure your custom character aesthetic is way better and not complete shit Lachlene

For me, it's CP

>>150243003
>t. same anon who says ddp beats khamzat because he survived getting dominated on the ground to beat brunson

Aaron "Results-Oriented Conclusions" Pico

>>150243015
he let Barboza off the hook, you mean. incapable of finishing a very old and chinny Barboza who was hurt throughout the entire fight. you don't think Pico would've taken his head off?
>>150243036
I'm picking Chimaev

>>150243003
>>150242932
>>150242539
https://youtu.be/Iu8xjycjpto?t=1501

I thought this youtube fag was memeing about wannabe hardcore fans but you actually exist lol

Aaron "Off The Hook" Pico

>>150243040
Bomb ass nick name tbqhwyf

Why is no one talking about Pico's shit chin

>>150243073
We only watch Guru here.

>>150243112
This is the first time I've watched Tracy. That Pico segment was actually good

>>150243073
I'm sure people like you also thought Chimaev would get ruined by THE Meerschaert. Pico is not nearly the wrecking force that Chimaev is, but he's definitely more than capable of beating Leon Murphy. it's crazy that you aren't able to have a positive opinion on anyone outside the UFC

Aaron "The Wrecking Force" Pico

let's talk about ciryl gane

>>150243097
It's rude to bring up

I like it when lucas wears the funny hat

>>150242936
Kys

>>150243073

you and that streamer cuck are NPCs. you have to be retarded to think good fighters don't exist outside the UFC even though everyone in the UFC was once outside the UFC. anyone you like was once a nobody you retard

>>150243137
Did you just compare Lerone Murphy to Gerald fucking Meerschaert

THIS CHICAGO NIGGA

My psychic told me Gane was Napoleon Bonaparte in his past life.

>>150243024
Unironically yes. I’m one of those people with natural style whose hair and clothing always look good, even if it’s something from Target or a thrift store. Women love me and compliment me frequently, males try to be my friend

>>150243176
only in a very limited way. GM3 is much more accomplished than Leon Murphy. it's more about you being a sheep

what is belal's PED stack? gotta have tbol in it, what else?

>>150243191
... And then you woke up

>>150243191
Nobody believes you.

>>150243203
Holy fuck you are retarded. Like genuinely disabled I don't think you're allowed to post here buddy

>>150243191
Hey could you stop pretending to be me? Thanks dawg

>>150243176
You're wasting your time anon the Picofags are delusional. They probably bet on him -180 and are trying to justify it

Is “Pico” actually legit or are people just trying to act like they’re a fan of the lesser known guy as some sad attempt to build on their “mma purist” fake personality

if pico loses the kody steelefag might actually kill himself lmfao

Excuse me but we're talking about Cyril Gane now.

>>150243161
Wtf?

Undefeated ranked #6 flyweight = 37-19 eternal middleweight journeyman

guys can you help me figure out what peds belal uses, thanks

>>150243231
>>150243238
Pico is going to outclass Leon Murphy and you're going to forget in about 5 minutes how little you know about MMA.
>>150243253
Only neet losers like you actually care about 4chan reputation. I'll move on to talking about the next card's prospects. Keep letting me live rent free in that peahead of yours that has nothing else going on in it.
>>150243272
GM3 is in the record books and heem or be heemed. Leon Murphy is going to be a FW footnote at best.

i'm not a hardcore but i watch a fair amount of lower promotions like bellator, lfa, cage warriors, etc. for me the main difference between lower level pros and ufc guys comes down to finishing ability, athleticism, and durability. pico has been finishing unathletic guys who are not durable. lerone doesn't have finishing ability but he's durable and very athletic and skilled. pico probably lands a couple takedowns, won't hold murphy down tho. pico might take the first on activity/damage, murphy wins the fight and will drop pico at least once

Aaron "The Footnote" Pico

>>150243251
He has a ton of wrestling credentials. He's topped dozens of international competitions from a young age. But his MMA career has been lackluster so far, he was fighting the dregs of bellator without even coming close to sniffing a title fight for years. 90% of the guys he's fought don't even have a wikipedia page

>>150243270
Stop trying to normalise being a childless man child faggot like it’s “cute” or “funny” or “endearing”. You’re normalising our people’s extinction and you deserve to be hated and harmed for doing so.

>>150243290
This may be the most retarded /heem/ post in history

>>150243251
Watch this clip lol. It's a perfect embodiment of the Pico situation >>150243073

>>150243325
It's not that deep man

picofag is non-white btw in case you couldn't tell

>>150243287
No PEDs, he uses binaural nutrition's DHT+test+athletic performance stacked with quadible's supernaturally handsome affirmations. 3-4 listens per day, preferably before bedtime.

>>150243314
So it’s just people pretending, like hipsters trying to start liking a new band because it’s obscure

Lerone Murphy is essentially Gerald Meerschaert

We're talking about Gane now, guys

if bellator is so bad explain MVP

>>150243351
He doesn't seem capable of understanding that KO potential is not the only metric of a fighter
The guy probably thinks Joe Pyfer is a god

>>150243380
MVP lost to mike perry mate

>>150243376
I never stopped

>>150243343
Lucas Tracy calling out wannabe fans who try to have all these fake obscure opinions us what got me into him

>>150243398
So what do you think Gane is doing right now?

>>150243380
What do you want to know about Ian Garry's son

Starting to get worried about my Murphy bet cuz 90% of /heem/ is on Murphy. You fags are never right with consensus picks

>>150243392
Platinum Mike is the GOAT of /knuck/

>>150242012
>More related
Lol no
Wheter YDNA or Autsomal dna caucasians are closer to to west asians like turks and iranians than to europeans

>>150243425
90% of heem was on Hernandez

>>150243349
>NPC phrase
>non-committal response saying nothing

You could literally die now and it would mean nothing. You are human fertiliser

>>150243370
That is the highest of compliments

>>150243414
It's happening again with Susurkaev. No one had heard of him 72 hours ago and now all the talking heads are saying he'll be champ soon lol

>>150242086
Caucasoid ≠ white
Most of the times, whites especially nords show non caucasoid traits

>>150243427
Yeah man that Jake Paul victim is a beast of a peach

>>150243443
in time we all are
life is meaningless

>>150243325
Chill Baroni

i hope hamzat dies in there

>the Australian is bullying people again
frigg off ya big ape

>>150243325
>>150243443
Why are you here instead of breeding some sunburnt roastie b?

I miss the gay black australian with an interracial humiliation fetish what happened to that guy

>>150243451
cite a single "talking head" who's predicted him to be champ
you're a classic midwit that mischaracterizes and exaggerates others' positions. this is partially why you will never have a happy marriage or make more than $100k/yr. in your life

Why does Dick kiss talk so much about South Africa? Does he really feel like it's a actual nation or is it just cope?

>>150243213
>>150243224
I don’t blame you for not believing me, I definitely don’t fit in here. I’ve had sex with almost 20 decently attractive women and I’m a dad. I’m genuinely nothing like you guys. The fact that you can admit to watching cartoons and stuff without feeling shame disgusts me. I think most of your suffering is totally deserved.

>>150243415
Being cool as usual

>>150243544
Yeah man that totally happened

>>150243523
Already did

>>150243544
sure bro

We've moved past this, it's time to talk about Ciryl Gane

>>150243558
Yeah I bet he's skateboarding or doing parkour in Paris rn

>>150243588
I wonder what his favorite dish to cook is

>>150243588
Who'd he pick for Dricus/Khamzat?

>>150243564
>“your actual real life is too awesome and amazing for me to possibly believe”

See what I mean? Why not just kill yourself if your life is actually this bad that you would say this as an “insult”? Even with all those blessings I still feel depressed when I wake up most days, so I cannot imagine what keeps an actual anime watching 28 year old virgin like you alive. You must have such a strong will to endure that, in a way. I would commit suicide within one week maximum if I was you and genuinely believed I couldn’t change my situation

>>150243567
>admits to knocking up roasties and posting on 4chan
Uncle A would be proud b

>>150243608
He can cook too?? How does he even have time to foster all these talents. But the answer is clearly tielle sétois. Gane likes his food spicy

>>150243580
Yes. How does that make you feel? Tell me about it. What emotions does that bring up for you, genuinely? Stop with the fake smug tough guy poker face and just admit what you’re really feeling. It’s an anonymous website, nobody will know.

>>150243637
This definitely happened

>>150243637
>Even with all those blessings I still feel depressed when I wake up most days
lmao then what are you bragging about faggot? go off yourself and orphan your kids already

>>150243632
Would never speak for Gane but he's probably Driscus fan.

>>150243667
it doesn't make me feel anything. it's a universal law that anyone who tries to impress others on a website full of neets is a coping loser

imagine finding out your dad was posting about how depressed he is on 4chan i would instantly lose any respect i had for him

>>150243687
Kodington Steelevious

I doubt Gane even eats carbs, let alone tasty treats. He's fookin shredded

>>150243702
lmao

>Khamzat's friend is debuting on the card
>Asakura's first fight back from the Pantoja loss
>Pico fight
>Khamzat finally getting a title shot
A lot of hypejobs on this card, wonder if they'll deliver

just turn the ac on what is this obsession with summer

any Geoff Neal fans in?

>>150243702
The aussie didn't think his new gimmick through

*Heems with a light kick*

>Gane's cardio training is playing b-ball with the boys
fuckin beast. all natural talent.

Breaking new: Cyril Gane twists ankle, out of action for three months, Heavyweight title fight called off

>>150243737
no

heeminder ciryl gane flunked out of the european basketball leagues and has suffered from a collapsed lung not once but twice

>>150243755
Who's the pillowkicker

Yesterday my grappling coach described my guillotine defense as Ganeesque. I'm beaming with pride right now. Any of you guys been compared to pro fighters before?

>>150243536
The level of projection happening here is astonishing. I'm sorry you're insecure about your intelligence

>>150243881
Jesse Enkamp, a YouTube karate guy. Apparently Eddie Hall repeatedly requested that they only light spar LOL

>>150243856
>>150243864
>>150243893
Disrespectful. Not funny.

>>150243737
Yeah bradda

>>150243927
it's a fact

new footage of dricus' platform shoes

>>150243922
good job not being able to link anything. midwit confirmed

Yo did Australia kill himself

>me name? tom aspinall
>me wife? an import
>me belt? gifted
>me son?

>>150243924
yeah cause eddie would fucking murder him if they went hard

>>150243588
I've been mega anti-Gane since his pillowtap shit against Doesntstrike. I believe he beats Aspinall in a boring ass 48-47 fight

>>150243950
his kid walked into the room and he had to turn off the monitor real fast and act natural

>>150243933
It's a fact that Gane is the uncrowned HW King. Show some fucking respect. I won't ask again.

>>150243924
Swedish you say? Well well welly well well this changes everything

>>150243962
Sorry you can't appreciate technical striking excellence.

Me son keeps nibblin' and oinkin' on me maggot minge.

Please delete that

>>150243864
Perseverance against hardship is what defines great strength. Gane's story is inspiring.

>>150243959
He asks him to slow down several times during light sparring because he said the strikes were coming too fast. I'm pretty sure 4'11" Rogan could heem Hall, he has the reaction speed of a toddler

>>150243949
Sorry, I forgot autists don't understand sarcasm and hyperbole

>>150244002
Thought it was Gane for a sec, got excited

Remember when Gane was actually liked by the majority of the general and it wasn’t all just irony boying, memes and contrarianism

>>150244016
Thank you, somebody actually gets it.

>>150244053
Ironic shitposting always ends up as genuine adulation. This is my master plan.

>>150244053
No.

>>150244053
Sounds gay

>>150243950
I think Finland fraudchecked him

>>150244113
Sounds like maggots eating at ya dead mommy's minge...

>>150244091
this is exactly what happened lmfao it’s not going to happen again we’ve seen how shit he is

>>150244019
so you had no real point to make and are being retarded on purpose
midwit triple confirmed

Finna sleep and dream about
Belal Muhammad, Natalia Silva and the
Main Event. Love you guys. <3

>>150244053
I remember anons giving me angry (you)s because I said Gane was boring early in his UFC career

>>150244053
It's always been forced but he definitely respected a lot more before the Ngannou loss

Does anyone want to go to estonia to drink with me?

>>150244174
r/iamverysmart

>>150244175
T-thanks

Gane is a beast and only morans actually think he's not good because he lost to Jon Jones. remember that he was one failed heel hook attempt away from beating Magoomba

>>150244208
I had to google that. wow. you would be a redditor. midwit quad confirmed.

>>150244223
>beast
>going life and death with Tuivasa
>robbing Volkov
None of these things go together

>>150244169
You people are so fickle. One KO hl and he's back at the forefront of /heem/'s collective sloppjob fest. I'm just laying the ground work to make the transition smooth.

>>150244202
yeah just let me put my thongs on

The heel hook failed because he didn’t know which way to twist the leg

UFC just one of the best LWs in the world (Oktagon champ). Let the seethe commence because none of you have heard of him.
>>150244268
Getting caught once and otherwise whooping Tuivasa is not going life and death.
He schooled Volkov on the feet twice. Laying on top of someone doesn't win you a fight, but of course you'd fellate a crotchsniffer when it suits you.

>>150244315
Hey one of you m8s was bullyin people here earlier. Go have words with him pls.

>>150244223
He tried to heel hook a man on the wrong side of his leg

>>150244284
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals and crossdressers.

>>150244296
>>150244338
Oh my god the kody steele guy is an unironic Ganefag lmao

>>150244338
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/158525-losene-keita

>picosteelefag is a ganecel too
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it just keeps getting worse

>>150244389
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

>>150244381
>>150244389
You guys post too much here if you're getting tribal over fighters and assigning personalities.
Pico and Gane are both good fighters. This is obvious to anyone who doesn't live to anonymously argue with retards on an anime image board. Please stop being so pathetic.

Only real ones remember Matt Grice vs Dennis Bermudez.

I have no problem with Oktagon fighters but if they try to get him a fight in the top 10 I am 100% betting against him

Aaron “Tribal” Pico

>>150244414
Yeah man the guy who tried to bend Ngannou's leg the right way is definitely a good fighter lmao

Gane GOAT Ciryl

>>150244389
>high IQ poster enjoys high IQ fighter

>>150244432
D Mudez!! I used to lose my mind when he came out haha. Prior to my second arest!

>>150244435
He was a double champ over there and is presumably signing for less money, so he'll definitely have demanded a ranked fight as a debut.

Here are some highlights:

https://x.com/LaSueur_off/status/1733616612610318677

https://x.com/OktagonOfficial/status/1873509242998833305

>>150244464
I agree

>>150244338
He got rocked numerous times and was slugging with a known blob with no athletic cell in his body. Compare his performance to Sergei's and it's obviously an embarrassing performance. Think about the fact that he was one punch away from handing Tai a title shot against Jon Jones.

He lost R2 against Volkov and got rocked in that fight too, Volkov landed the only significant strike in that round. And yes, control time matters when there is no damage. Gane holding onto a nothingburger kimura to prevent a mount is not offence. He objectively lost based off of the scoring criteria, it's not my opinion.Even Dana himself (who has every reason to glaze Gane as he's Jon's only "good" win at HW) said he lost the fight.

Was there really no better opponent for Asakura than Tim Elliott? Seems like bad matchmaking

Hey francis just wanted to show you this is the way you're supposed to bend your leg hon hon hon

>>150244464
BJ Penn turned the wrong way against Ryan Hall. Is he a bad fighter? Shit happens. Watching Gane's striking and calling him a bad fighter just makes you a miserable loser and/or a dumbass.

>>150243681
So is my child btw. Not only did I have sex but it was across racial lines

>>150244346
must have been andrew I'll tell him to take a walk around the block to cool off

Aaron “Bon Gamin” Pico

>>150244510
>Is he a bad fighter?
yeah

>>150244510
There is nothing about Gane's striking that can be truly described as good

>>150243748
Yeah that is pretty sad when you put it like that but the rest of the stuff is still true. So whatever bad insulting things you say about me, your life is still worse than that.

Ting Tiny Steele

Here's that great Heavyweight striker I was telling you about

>>150244503
Dana isn't an authority. He's famously the same guy who gave us the "Who gives a shit? We're not judges" meme.
>He got rocked numerous times and was slugging with a known blob with no athletic cell in his body.
He got flash knocked down once.
>Compare his performance to Sergei's and it's obviously an embarrassing performance.
Styles make fights. Gane showed a ton of heart by rallying back and delivering a vicious heem.
>He lost R2 against Volkov and got rocked in that fight too
Volkov grazing his chin with a spinning backfist that didn't result in any immediate damage isn't getting "rocked," especially when Gane knocked his head back like a Pez dispenser just before that with a jab.
>control time matters when there is no damage
Good thing there was damage.
>He objectively lost based off of the scoring criteria
The judges disagree. Get your license and start judging fights if you feel so strongly about it.
>>150244535
>>150244539
Very weak trolling. I feel like DDP in front of the Chicago crowd. This just isn't quality work, lads.

>>150244510
Dude, Gane sucks. Like amongst the worst of the active fighters. Get the hell out of hear.

>>150243034
moooooods

>>150244569
>seated flying kick
Gane is revolutionary

Did someone just get heemed

Make the new thread faggot

Yeah little slut make thread

>>150244591
Not done talking about Gane. Hold your damn horses.

>>150244589
yeah you m8
*heems you*

>>150244573
Please please please stop trying to talk about technique please you don't know what you're talking about it hurts to read

new

>>150244609

>>150244609

>>150244609

oh no...
>>150244612
>>150244612
>>150244612
>>150244612

>>150244611
>>150244616
retards

>>150244608
>it hurts to read
Gane haters confirmed RETARDEDDDD

Whoever makes the next thread strolls his local supermarket while having a buttplug up his ass

>>150244338
Finally! This guy put everybody ko. He is made for UFC.