Thread 150242842

Suncorp edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Gold Coast Titans
3:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Sharks Stadium, Woolooware
1.39-3.02
>A surprise derby loss for the hosts dented their Top 4 aspirations, but they've won ten of their past 11 against the Titans.
Sharks 1-12 3.05
Sharks 13+ 2.35
Titans 1-12 4.25
Titans 13+ 7.75
Sharks -8.5 1.90 Titans +8.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Brisbane Broncos v Redcliffe Dolphins
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.72-2.13
>The Broncos have dominated the Battle of Brisbane, but a Dolphins victory would see them move level on the ladder with 28 points
Broncos 1-12 2.95
Broncos 13+ 3.35
Dolphins 1-12 3.25
Dolphins 13+ 5.00
Broncos -2.5 1.90 Dolphins +2.5 1.90

>GAME 3
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Parramatta Eels
7:35pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium, Moore Park
2.83-1.43
>Super Saturday concludes with two sides who recorded thrilling Round 23 wins looking to go back-to-back.
Rabbitohs 1-12 3.90
Rabbitohs 13+ 7.00
Eels 1-12 2.80
Eels 13+ 2.55
Rabbitohs +6.5 1.87 Eels -6.5 1.93

*splashes u*

Cronulla
Radcliffe
Souths

NRLW
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Gold Coast Titans
12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Woolooware
1.36-3.18
>Round 7 begins with opponents among the logjam challenging to make the Top 4.
Sharks1-12 2.55
Sharks 13+ 2.60
Titans1-12 3.80
Titans 13+ 9.75
Sharks -8.5 2.00 Titans +8.5 1.81

>GAME 2
Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels
3:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.08-8.00
>The Eels' chances of an upset could depend on them limiting Tamika Upton, who leads the NRLW in tries & is equal first in try assists.
Broncos 1-12 3.80
Broncos 13+ 1.43
Eels 1-12 8.25
Eels 13+ 31.00
Broncos -18.5 1.90 Eels+18.5 1.90

>GAME 3
New Zealand Warriors v Canberra Raiders
5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
FMG Stadium, Waikato
1.22-4.35
>FMG Stadium in Waikato is the venue for the first NRLW game between these sides.
Warriors 1-12 2.90
Warriors 13+ 1.91
Raiders 1-12 4.90
Raiders 13+ 15.00
Warriors -12.5 1.95 Raiders+12.5 1.86

GTA V > San Andreas > GTA III > GTA IV > Vice City

dunno lads i got the feeling that pooarks will shit the bed today

Vale Keele Browne

ON MY WORD THE DOLPHINS WILL BE SASHIMI TONIGHT, HONOURABLE GAIJIN!

Kwabell Bitchell

Brisbros, did anyone else just feel an earthquake?

>>150247012
Ezra was driving to physio

MOTW

>>150247012
Yes
>t. Visiting QLD

No fun allowed

>>150247012
Sorry that was my massive fart haha

Lachlan Galvin

good morning gentleman.. and danny

Fuimaiono and Brown are top tier waifu halves

>>150249613
Back door Brown

>0-0
Oof. Really missing Quincy.

Hey lads

>>150249926
Hi Payton xo

>>150249926
chur cuz

What tribe is quincy dodd from?

>>150249994
Gorjuswomani

>McDonald Land Shake
Very underwhelming not a very strong “blue raspberry” flavour at all just like the shamrock shake had a hint of mint.
>4/10

>Big arch
still great but abit sloppy to eat
>7/10

>1/4 pounder
havint had one in years decent burger also a very neat burger to eat
>6/10

Off to watch the BroncoGODs give Ben Hunt his redemption arc

God I wish Georgia Hale would beat me up

*off

Pooarks 36 Pootans 16
Poophins 25 Poocos 24
Peels 26 Pooths 12

Seve's wife?

>>150247209
Just put ten cents in.

Chooks are going to win the comp from outside the top 4, up the Rooeys!

abhorrent post

New NRL fan here! Which team should I support? I like fishies so I'm thinking of the team with the cute Eel logo but I also like Melbourne so I'm thinking of supporting them! Someone help me out here!

The Mighty Newcastle Knights are the team for you

>>150250383
wave to buck for me

>>150251139
Will do, I will say its from Anon

HEY WHERE MY PARRASTACYS @???

COMEBACK

based nicho with yet another try assist

KEK pooarks are fucking rubbish

based danny at Suncorp

A TRY ON DAYBOOO!!!!

My Pootans tip was looking good there for about 5 minutes.

ow muh head

Fuck league, you have 2-4 years till unión goes mainstream and your bitchboy sport is gonna be more irrelevant than it Is now

Wait guys wtf you took it too far you cant really be watching women play league, wtf i thought you were fucked up but not that much

>>150251387
women's league outrated the lions tour on TV here

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

>nicho does boong dance
ugh wtf i hate nicho now, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150251369
>>150251387
hmmm interesting post

>>150251369
Union went mainstream in Australia in the 200s and then died. It ain't coming back here.

*spoontans

Australians are the best people in the world.

>>150251524
Based me

Now way he doesn’t get (((independent doctor’d)))

Talalai just destroyed Tino what a beast >>150251551

>>150251482
Sorry we dont have a country full of fags that would defintly vote for league to be sleveless and watch the inferior versión of a sport because they have the top league in that sports, the world chosed unión like it or not league destiny its to fall and unión to be among the top sports worldwide, anyways i wont do this again kinda pointless if you watch nrlw you guys have no salvation

Thanks for the (You) m8

>>150251571
I didn't mean to give a you btw

Don’t care. Thanks all the same.

I didn't give consent

spoontans bros...

And I didn’t give consent for you to (You) me yet here we are.

morning bros

I’ve seen that called no advantage in the past. I hope this ruling sticks going forward.

>>150246856
KEK best one yet

Happy Birthday Reggie

>>150251653
Good afternoon

WE WANT 50

>>150251719
They did for you

WE WANT 70

Anyone seen McInnes?

based pooarks padding their F/A against shitters

it’s a tale as old as time

>>150251741
Copped a knee injury about 10 minutes in

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

BIFF

TITBACK

Make a wish

I wish broncucks get 50 put on them

>>150251818
My Wife Quiny Dodd's Speedy Recovery

Hynes abit of a grub when “his” team are leading

Sharks just put the rest of the competition on notice. Beware, the freeding fenzy is coming.

>didn't captain Nicho
it's ogre

conceding 22pts to the Spoontans is the bigger story

Anon when is this Titans winning streak gonna start?

2026

>>150250608
“No one cared who I was ‘til I put on the mask”

Farrk lads could murder a bag of Smiths Original chips

bought a fermentation crock lads

>>150250986
Eels aren’t fish so on that you have two choices of fish, Cronulla or Redcliffe.
You should only support Melbourne if you are from Melbourne or live there or have lived there

>>150251369
>posted from 1994

>>150251959
Dolphins aren't a fish….
you fucking dumb cunt Irish

>>150251959
eels are fish m8

dolphins are mammals m8

Feeling quite dolphish

>always champions browns & blacks
>writes out paragraphs
>gets the simplest of things wrong

irish really is a midwit redditard

Menu log went from
Negro Rappers
2
Bliss & Esso YIKESAROONIE!!

>>150251973
I'll concede this

LETS GO BRONCOS

based brissy with the fattyfattywabbaga peoples

>>150251903
Next week lad

GET OFF THE FIELD CUNT WE CAME FOR FOOTY

This fat gibberer again

i think dolphin won

the (non-indigenous) equine vs the local fish

>battle of brisbane
stop calling it that

yeah suncorp is dolphins stadium now

I agree with you they shouldn't have called it that but it's too late now and there's no alternative name for it

BROKEN SHOULDAH

RAIDBACK

Drink your milk, kids

gotta take advantage of all these opportunities broncos

>>150251903
Honestly, I reckon the Titans are on course for the Cronulla trajectory. They have a fairly well off support base and don’t need to become “winners” to stay viable as a team. So they will hang around for about 50 years since their debut before they win a premiership. So I’m predicting the Titans will take home their first premiership in 2057.

If the Titans played in the QCup they'd struggle. They're just a shit manufactured club, no history no ethos. Nobody would miss them

these peems mildly dislike each other!

The Chad Danika vs The Virgin Harry

>>150252152
Rich coming from a soulless Pedowood club

BASED TOEGOD

Grubbiors

Technicality a high tackle (contact above the shoulder). Broncos shill commentators silent

I’ve seen enough Phins win this by 30+

>2 send offs
kek

HAMMER
HAMMER
HAMMER

>>150252197
what happened with the send offs?

Broncshits abo jersey looks like it's been smeared in piss and beer

>>150252204
based

STAGGOD

MY FAVOURITE PLAYER STAGGS
TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD

>>150252209
crusher, hipdrop

>>150252239
just coco thingz

>>150252239
sorry not a crusher, flipping the player on their head forget what its called, vertical crusher?

Jumped into him lol

*headbutts you in the hands* PENALTY

Fullbacks should be allowed to hit high idgaf

nice to peecepoolsh on the other side of a dive for once

>>150252253
spear tackle?

>>150252253
Dangerous Throw

>>150252253
holy fresh

game losing poo

equalising poo

>poo tennis
nice version of the sport, Queensland

POV: you been a bratty boy and you're wife is about to correct you

This little faggot ducks into every tackle

ez try

staggs would have stopped that

>Kalyn Ponga
>Reece Walsh
>Latrell Mitchell

what a fraudulent generation

Gehamat Shibasaki!!!!

Let's go broncos

What NRL team does Spanian support

>>150252324
Racist post

>>150252340
roosters

>>150252340
Rabbitohs I think, Redfern n daht

Walsh with pink nails what a fag

Walsh always has the sickest putdowns

>>150252324
Latrell's won 2 comps, 4 Origin series and a World Cup. The other two are frauds though.

=/

>>150252273
that’ll do itv

*moves into your house*
EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH

>My heart rate doubles as soon as I see blokes left on the ground
Moik Anus 16/8/25

Obstruction there

NEIGHBACK

>broncucks have melbourne in the last round
Their season is fucked no matter the result tonight

BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Ennis is so annoying, can't wait to flick over to 9 for the next game.

/gif/ looms

Who did the family tip?

Dumb bitch touchie will call an incorrect forward pass at some point.

Phinbros.............

BEN FUCKING TALTY GOD

bit of a semenslurping comeback tbqhdesu

reckon they’re phinished

>>150252622
the script calls for it

I wanna suck vonnies toes

>>150252681
the two competition points that is

>poophins took the poo
>will lose
Curious.

Brisbane = soulless franchise and worthless plastic club

>>150252702

But each team has taken the poo twice this game

>>150252716
Curious.

Taking the 0 negates the curse. This has always been the way

>no latrell
im not watching

PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

I just watched the women's premiership with my 2-year-old, because I was never sporty as a kid and I feel like I should encourage it.
But fuck me this shit is boring. He kept asking me to read him books during the game.

fellas, are the spoonboys gonna let me down tomorrow?

>>150252279
Who is this Maori Qwayne?

>broncos still in the chase for a top 4 spot
kek and I'm still in the chase for Sydney Sweeney

>>150252324
Walsh was goated tonight, who is your fullback mate?

>>150252791
If I could just get her to read my posts in /nrl/ I'd definitely get her

>>150252793
Two time premiership winner, NSW Origin captain, and Australian captain, James GOATdesco.

>>150252804
>Jim Pedesco
Grim

>>150252776
we can only hope

RING THE BELL

boong bell has been rung

welcome to the land of the vegetable people

>>150252827
eel dreamers about to get flogged

very zionist welcome to country

Ichigo Papalii

>>150252790
Matekino Gray

That’s two parra errors instantly called back as souths penalties

Surprised Trell isn’t eating nachos desu

back lads with din dins LETS GO PEELS

>>150252835
corr i got a great serpent for her dreamtime

>>150252893
holy cope

>poomax
GOATES would have scored there

nah he was out

we should’ve never let these cunts back in the comp

It was court ordered, the NRL didn’t let us back the law did

>waahhh let us use Allianz our fans don't show up to games because Homebush sucks
>gets game at Allianz for Indigenous round with player a chance to break the try scoring record
>about 2000 fans show up
KWABBITOHS

Reckon you missed a zero there

>>150252969
kek was just thinking this
>they thought there would be a pitch invasion
1 seccie would be able to stop it

even funnier that the Allianz sign is lit up on Poosters colours

Never thought I'd hear a Bjork song being played at an NRL game

>>150252980
why are they playing ponga's playlist?!?

>>150252980
Dolphins DJ should play her all the time

IONGIGOD
IONGIGOD
IONGIGOD

THATS MY PEELIES

ANYONE SEEN JOHNSTON!?

he doesn't have fatrell to throw him passes and too small of a crowd to really go for it

AJ is irrelevant. Based Twopoo will catch him.

noticing munro really likes to touch the opposition's head

>>150253024
Walkers on 4 tries incooming

AJ might end up playing in Port Moresby until he’s 49

goatmax

GODMAX
GODMAX
GODMAX

MAXMAX MAXMAX MAXMAX MAXMAX

Hope the abo gets a hatrick tonight and we can watch 5 people run into the ground.

based cokehead smith

muh intent

>intents
well it is abo round m8

>6 more 6 more 6 more 6 more 6 more 6 more
jesus ref he really wanted to let them know aye

that was the most egregious refball I have ever seen
just escorted up the field

just Sutton things m8 he “missed” Papalii getting tackle without the ball too

just get soufs 70 points and call time

*sigh* somehow the leg lift has returned

BASED Moses calling out the refball
>things are only going one way

My AJ bets on life support

AJ 1st try scorer X
AJ anytime
AJ 2 or more

Multi
AJ anytime
JAC anytime

>>150253193
>>150253193
>>150253193
Nu

AJ + JAC for a $350 payout, please and thank you

>>150253225
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ

I didn’t think Reggie the Rabbit could be that close to kids anymore

>>150253239
fuck me you Iberian rape baby

MILKING

based Host trying to take them out one player at a time

Munro is underrated

Who's the cutest NRLW player?

>>150253310
My Wife Quincy Dodd

both these peems suck

"Munro is underrated" says person sucking him off for 2 years

Mate, I remember learning exactly how to play the ball in under 7s and that’s not how you’re supposed to do it

DAMN YOU LITTLE JYE why can't you be like the other twinks

Obviously I didn’t say that he’s much better than I originally thought only that he’s better than he’s conventionally rated. He’d be pushing for city/country

>>150253334
he’s the heart of a lion in the body of a twink

Butterfingersmax

jye gray does stuff any serviceable fullback would do and the commentators fellate him for it and i think its pretty patronising and insulting

It’s very homoerotic I’m here tonight must be poosters hate watching.
Like it’s more than the usual baseline homoerotic

hmmm reckon you’re right m8

iPhones aren’t good btw, very intrusive autocorrect and actually the whole os is intrusive like a self driving car kinda feel. I understand people like that, I just really don’t

peels bros...

YES DUNCAN ME MATE

>faith no more
one of them was gay, the cowboy hat one icr what he played maybe the flute

cause duncan's me mate*

Reggie covering any trainer chargedowns

are there multiple irishes or is old mate off the deep end

he’s off his rocker m8

BANDS DONT PLAY NO MORE
>too much fighting on the dance floor

uncle fox getting smashed

Munro should be playing for Australia

Finally the msdo

>>150253416
no more than usual

That’s our ball

They reset the scrum there because they have a planned set they want to use from a scrum in that field position

this has been the worst season of wayne bennetts charmed career but he will be remembered for centuries because of he gave tallis duncan a start

>>150253513
it’s because if the defending peem are offside again it’s an automatic sin bin ya retard

poomax

They made that rule because of Alfie. Bennett should win coach of the year this year considering he’s managed to get a virtual 3rd grade team to not win the spoon and they’ve only been flogged probably once and even then the players didn’t give up

>>150253529
also this

COMEBACKMAX
COMEBACKMAX
COMEBACKMAX

Dicky Poohurt will get COTY and rightly so.

where was the souths winger?

>>150253590
He jammed in because his centre was out of position and he didn’t recognise the #12 had covered the inside man (because he’s a winger and wingers are dumb)

refball

he’s the twink of twinks desu

fucked it

gg

Based whistling ad

Genuinely will be happy with a top14 finish

gg Irish Gray & Duncan just had too much heart for my Eelies

Mad we have an under 14s kid playing first grade

>>150253687
Next season both of our clubs will be better. This year is the hard yards

That Moses pass to Brown, Warren Smith said something about Wally Lewis. That kind of thing late in the game when you’re tired is simply incredible. He is better than Cleary

>>150253317
>quincy dudd

Tallis Duncan is a good Rugby League player lads

Did we get a webm of Walters' kick try

I can make one

>>150261999
>>150261999
>>150261999