Thread 150249403

GCS vs GWS - PFS 12:35pm

CARL vs PORT - MRVL 1:20pm

HAW vs MEL - MCG 4:15pm

ADEL vs COLL - AO 7:35pm

>>150249403 (OP)
>ai sloppa tatt
lol
lmao

>>150249403 (OP)
As if people let their kids screech at the footy. Bring back the backhand.

>>150249408
when i was a kid, mumza would make a hot water syrup then add the warm milk, but i haven't had such a drink in years

What's for lunch, lads?

I make my "milo" with aktavite and oat milk.

>>150249408
it's an interesting discussion

bit worried my pies are gonna get flogged again

>>150249492
They don't usually lose to Crows.

>>150249450
>Hot water syrup
Wha?

I don't mind Bedford up forward. More than just a tagger.

bit worried my iggs aren't gonna get flagged again iykwim haha

bit worried my penis is gonna get flogged again

>>150249564
mix the milo powder with hot water to make a chocolatey syrup

>>150249419
>collingwood can still miss the 8 if fremantle beat the bulldogs and the bulldogs beat fremantle
fucking idiot never post in /afl/ again

>Gold Coast
>Not Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4W61ZKj4I4
bit of a blackpill

>>150249584
how much hot water

this is an important game right?

>>150249616
i dunno, never heard of these teams

>>150249597
>GWS
>Not that great

>>150249616
it decides who's the less plastic team.

>>150249606
>ynr we lost the war
>b-but at least we're not speaking german even thoughbeit we're speaking a germanic language

>>150249606
Why the fuck wouldn't they? Their whole motivation behind fighting was to preserve their people and culture against an invading force. Now decades later their own government has invited in an invading force to replace their people and culture. I'd feel beyond disgusted.

>>150249616
Gold Coast are going for their first finals ever so ye

>>150249616
Will have a fair bearing on the top 4. Keeps them interesting if Suns lose. So many ladder predictors I've seen they've just given this game and the Bombers game to Suns.

>>150249608
only enough to melt the chocolate and make the syrup, think like a tablespoon or something

>Suns had more inside 50s
didn't feel like it. Giants really do give up a lot of them though. Lucky they have a good defence.

i hope Gold Coast Suns win because Toby Greene is a flog

omg the fabled kicking in danger free kick

POWAH

I put all my cash on gws win

Dees will win today.

>>150249699
He is not! *Gouges your eyes out*

>>150249762
Dead cat bounce under the new coach. Happens all the time.

I’m being destroyed by microplastics

>>150249797
Stop worrying about the microplastics in the food and water you're consuming and start worrying about climate change! We already told you that's the threat.

>>150249586
>freo can lose to wb if they close the % gap to collingwood
>magpies have to lose both game anyway, therefore their percentage will go down

it's still possible, just more of an outside chance due to results that have happened since last thursday

>>150249797
Plastic was invented by an amer*can. Yet another way they have and are actively ruining the world.

>Giants beating Suns
Last round kino awaits. Chance of Collingwood missing finals increases.
Shame Brisbane won last night as it also would've been them potentially missing.

nah
bro
nah
bro
he fell over
nah

>>150249643
funny how radical left antifa types like to pretend they are somehow the ideological descendants of those who fought in WW2.
was grim listening to a nurse talk about how they all went to work and tried to make life as normal as possible during the air raids meanwhile those same nurses were undoubtedly left to rot in care during covid. it's now been found that a large portion of the nursing home deaths during that time were from thirst and malnutrition as they were literally abandoned to fend for themselves for weeks at a time.

>>150249831
>Wanting Brisbane to miss over Collingwood
What is wrong with you?

>>150249816
if collingwood lose both games by 100 and fremantle lose by 1 point fremantle will still have a lower percentage

>>150249836
i sound like this

>>150249836
Same fucking thing happened in first quarter with Anderson being given a free kick. Suns supporters can stfu.

the crowd mics are excellently placed imo

Harry Mackay looking for another paid holiday.

Imagine being on 900k and barely having to turn up to work

>>150249849
I don't feel strongly either way, but having the chance of missing hanging over both clubs going into the last round would've been more fun.

>>150249873
don't have to mate

>>150249661
cheers mate

>>150249797
weird how this old bbc doco on microplastics and male fertility is constantly removed from youtube
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mg7q4

>>150249883
It's still going to be there for Bulldogs and Freo, who play each other to survive, and maybe Hawks too if they lose today so kino regardless.

>>150249839

>le radical left boogeyman

Opinion discarded

which idiot decided to put the big monitor showing the game right behind the goals?

>>150249839
as a contractor who spends a lot of time in nursing homes, nice fantasy.

>>150249900
PAID holiday chud, not neethood

watched a few bbc documentaries in my time iykwim haha

>>150249956
as someone who's done AV on the Goldy, I'm surprised its even switched on.

>>150247059
Wont be eating this week mate

>>150249982
correct

>>150249988
Why would you put a cent on Poort? They've been ready for the season to be done for over a month.

>>150249998
I dont know I didnt do it.

>>150249982
X = plebbitor
Y = epidemiology
Z = covid and lockdowns

>>150249831
>>150249944
Actually went through the ladder predictor. With Freo losing last night I cannot get Collingwood to fall outside of the 8.

It now seems to be a straight shootout between Bulldogs and Freo for the last spot and no one else.

Be funny if ken gets sacked after the game

>>150250010
MY fred don't deserve to be in the 8

It's a good thing Kenny is still coaching and Carr hasn't taken over, haha. Would be a disaster for the start of his coaching career.

>>150249850
so then what's the most likely outcome?
freo or bulldogs drop out while collingwood get 8th if they lose both matches?

what's Cam Rayner's angle in pretending to be a fan of AFLW?

>>150250043
looks like that mutt kid from stranger things

>>150250059
stop talking to the mirror

unc needs to read the room. everyone else is being really well drilled not giving away frees and then unc gives away a free kick and fifty metres

>>150250010
If Hawks lose today and Dogs win Hawks need to win against Lions or they'll miss. If Hawks win today it's Dogs or Freo in a sudden death match.

>Ports best two players (Boak & Butters) wont be at the club next year
Ports Plan???????

>>150250071
BOOM HEADSHOT

>>150250091
Boak isn't anywhere near their best anymore and they'd need a Godfather offer to trade Butters.

>>150250091
Sam Powell-Pepper harassing more teenaged girls at Glenelg

Gold Coast Frauds

>>150250103
I think butters is out of contract if not this year then next so if he doesnt get traded he walks for nothing so theyd better trade him

>>150250114
He's out of contract next year
>he walks for nothing so theyd better trade him
lol he's one of the best players in the game. They'll get something for him because he's not walking anywhere but West Coast or Norf.

More players should walk to the PSD I reckon. Why would you want your new club to have to give up anything?

>>150250042
>>150250075
giants can miss if they lose to gold coast and st kilda
hawks can miss if they lose to melbourne and brisbane
suns can miss if they lose to gws port and essendon

DID SOME CUNT SAY UNCE?
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

Losing to Essendon to miss the finals in their second game of round 24 would be peak Gold Cunts

>>150250154
Burns bridges

just give the flag to adelaide this year and end this shit season

>>150250042
If Hawthorn don't win one of their matches (Melbourne, Brisbane) they are out.
If GWS don't win one of their matches (Suns, St. Kilda) they are out.

Assuming Hawthorn/GWS win a match, then:
Bulldogs vs St. Kilda is a straight shootout for the final spot.

Realistically, Collingwood can finish 2-7th. Assuming they beat Melbourne they could end up in an away final against Geelong.

There's also decent chance that they're competing against the Suns on percentage. Collingwood thump Melbourne to get their percentage up and then Suns will need to thump Port/Essendon for a top 4 spot. Could be bloody.

>>150250205
>Assuming they beat Melbourne they could end up in an away final against Geelong

Must be nice having an "away" final at your home ground

>>150250227
geelong should build a proper stadium then

>38 - 0 ->
>44 - 20
Port had quite the comeback.

What is the difference between sleet and snow

>>150250272
hardly. 14th smallest comeback possible

>>150250286
38-0 suggests a 120+ point belting.
44-20 suggests a respectable loss/tight finish is on the cards.

>>150249967
>nice fantasy.
it happened you fucking faggot. people were literally getting arrested trying to break their loved ones out of aged care because they were being left to rot.

>top 4 shaping clash between two exciting teams that play attractive footy
>crowd: 8,033
Demetriou must answer for his crimes

>>150250345
Beautiful day too. Stadium should be packed.

>>150250345
>>150250363
consider that people in queensland dont give a fuck about football

>>150250374
>people in queensland dont give a fuck about football
Lions have around 70,000 members and sell out virtually every game now.

>>150250316
>Scotland
average prot scum

>>150250388
yeah because they have been around for 30 years and thats everyone in the state who likes footy

>>150250316
sorry sweaty got a peer reviewed fact checking source for this claim? x

wish the eagles weren't obnoxiously good so I could sperg out more about how good the quinyon mitchell and cooper dejean picks were

>Do you youtube in a private tag
>All the video results are in Indian
wtf, it's like I got a Melbourne IP address or something.

>>150250407
>wish the eagles weren't obnoxiously good
huh?

>>150250397
10 years ago they were struggling to get anyone there. The crowd today is disappointing but it was always a long term thing.

>>150250436
He's talking about the Phillies. He's lost.

>>150250447
How long is long term? We’re 15 years in, and the Giants get even worse crowds and they have actually been good

>>150250345
>>150250363
>>150250374
>>150250388
>>150250397
>>150250447
ALL sports struggle in Gold Coast.
Their NRL team even struggles for crowds. Their NBL and A-league teams had to fold.

Sporting graveyard. People there dont give a fuck about sport they have other things to do like surf and take instagram photos.

>>150250345
>>150250363
>>150250374
Queensland just had one of the biggest earthquakes in Australian history. Can hardly go to the footy when your shoddily put up dogbox is now all cracked and at risk of falling down.

listening to dubstep

ynr that they moved covid positive elderly patients OUT of hospital and INTO aged care facilities to free up space for a wave of sick people that never materialised.

>>150250436
They are above average to elite in every single position besides DE2 (unless Moro Ojomo is good) and CB2. The roster is insane.

>>150250465
Decades. The clubs pay for themselves with the extra game it generates for broadcast/streaming.

stop being so obsessed with crowd numbers
10,000 to a game is fine

>>150250473
Was it that big? Browny mentioned it in the pregame but I assumed it was just a tremor because I haven't heard or seen anything about it mentioned anywhere else.

>>150250498
t. Geelong wanting a home final.

>>150250498
back to /nrl/ mate

>>150250498
t. AFLW customer

>>150250503
5.6 (36 (years since Australia's biggest)).
So quite big for Australia but nothing by world scale.

lol that's demoralising for Suns.

fucks sake gcs are useless not being able to beat an injured gws at home fuck me dogshit side waste of time hope they miss finals

More like Cold Toast

It doesn't matter who we are... what matters is our plan

More like Fraudwick

>>150250536
>5.6
I don't really have a frame of reference but what is that? Windows rattling and picture frames falling off the shelf?

what

if i was a footy player and i did my acl i would belt someone on the way off the ground and call someone a faggot or a nigger. ban me for a year, doesn’t matter.

>>150250551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv2q9vQ7GOI

>>150250574
idun know who he is

>>150249423
he has some of the worst tats in the league and that's saying something

ive run the numbers and unfortunately cant see how collingwood miss the eight unless freo can make up 16%

>>150250551
if I pull that off will you die?

>>150250574
Idunnae who Steven May be

>the suns are different this year okay???!!!
>source: trust me bro

>big win
>shit loss
>big win
>shit loss
>big win
>shit loss
>big win
>shit loss
this is every 'top 9' team this year

>>150250610
except the crows
>big win
>big win
>big win
>close win
>big win
>big win

kind of crazy how cadman was just meh for like 3 years then randomly halfway through this season he suddenly came good
normally it'd be from the start of the year not at a random point
>>150250604
also this

>>150250610
the only team that is excused from this is bane
picrel

>only 2 port players who can get their hands on the ball wont be there next year
Bottom 4 next year. Spoon material.

>>150250628
Just don't look at who they were playing in those big wins.

Sunnies can’t miss the eight with their free hit against essendon. Also GWS are legit

rozzee acted quite aggressively to the gay rumours didnt he
wonder if it touched a sore spot

>>150250641
they've had shit losses to swans and suns and the last month alone

>>150250660
the suns are pathetic and absolutely have no right to have a game marked as a free hit against anyone

>>150250629
key forwards take time. Tom Hawkins used to get shit on for being crap for his first five years then had his breakout game in a grand final in his 5th year.

>>150250651
>having less disposals than hmckay

>>150247524
>tradie culture = australian culture
based npc

>>150250668
i wasn't disputing that just the fact in they don't need to try against shit sides

been playing squiggle football and dont mind it tbqh

>Clearences
30 - 10
>Centre clearences
16 - 3

What happened to ports famous "good midfield"? Dont they have a Brownlow medallist*** in their middle too?

>>150250734
ken hinkley really extracted all he could with these plodders

>>150250678
yeah i just feel like it's rarely that sudden
or maybe i just had higher expectations to start because of the pick 1 thing
>>150250710
reminds me i need to try it

>>150250734
>Dont they have a Brownlow medallist*** in their middle too?
I was gonna say "no" but then I remember Ollie Wines actually has one. One of the most forgettable Brownlow medallists of all time.

>>150250710
aw yeah?

>>150250764
thats the joke

>suns play port in kens bye game (L)
>then play dosn in a game that will decide their season (at this rate, L)
>miss finals
lmao
only thing funnier that this would be if dogs lost to iggs

>>150250678
on the flip side because of this you also get people saying the king twins need more time despite playing over 100 games and looking like nothing but spastics

>>150250734
their midfield has 1 good player in it atm (butters)
jhf injured and rozee (who i don't rate) is either playing halfback or if he's in is shit

bombers will be up for the game after the whole year everyone has it ticked off as a free gold coast win

remember when port were acting like king shits after finally getting over west coast halfway through the last qtr

>>150250806
like I said earlier, literally and unironically, whats ports plan without their one good player Butters?

the anglosphere needs a racial awakening

>>150250853
not happening mate

>>150250865
didn't say it was

have you lads been enjoying the start to the aflw season

>>150250841
>be carr
>get told you'll get given head coach, cool
>....BUT only after ken wastes a year with a bunch of shit losses and weird team lineups, and you plausibly lose your best player at the end of the year, forcing a rebuild
holy just

>>150250888
Haven't watched a second of it.

>>150250897
carr has been controlling them all year ken is just the fall guy to save face

>>150250888
haven't seen a second of it

>>150250923
>carr has been controlling them all year
thats even worse then

Lads, Ben just posted

>>150250923
cool so ken wasn't actually the one with the worst losses in his time in charge then, great

>>150250888
not me i’m not

i'm proud of the british empire and colonialism.

>>150250923
>>150250939
>>150250960
you see for the last 2 years, when port win its Carr in control and when port lose its Ken in control. Hope this clears it up

>>150250975
>I take pride in shit I had nothing to do with hundreds of years before I was born, for things that are considered to be bad these days
You sound like a fucking loser

>>150250993
>I blame people for shit they had nothing to do with hundreds of years before they were born, for things that are considered to be bad these days
You sound like a fucking loser.

>>150250960
>>150250976
Ken has been coaching for a decade and has an amazing record.
>He's getting moved on next year and his replacement is already in the box with a larger role
>7 of his 8 biggest losses have happened this year
Really makes you think.

He's playing the fall guy for supershitcoach Carr.

>Clubs up by nearly 60 points
>Still worried
This club has mentally scarred me deadset

The premier league is on channel 9 tonight

>>150251024
the worst timeline

>>150250993
>considered to be.... LE BAD
lmao fuck off poof

Sausage roll for lunch.

>>150251030
>Major sport code on FTA at ungodly hours
The world is healing, but this will not bode well for crime in the city streets in the early morning hours

>>150251030
I watched Ligue 1 overnight last night, was actually quite good

Lol

>>150251024
>[x] Brisbane defeat Fremale
>[x] GWS defeat Gold Coast
[ ] Collingwood defeat Adelaide
[ ] Sydney defeat Geelong
So which one will he be off by?

Have had a feeling all week that Sydney will beat Geelong, so probably that one.

>>150251057
>distance ran: 50m

>>150251037
fuck oaf

>>150251057
>Wille
He never had a chance

>>150251053
ligue 1 is horse shit mate
>PSG WINS LOL

why did dimma stick so long with the spastic known as jed waltuh
>>150251062
>Have had a feeling all week that Sydney will beat Geelong, so probably that one.
same but no grundy makes a huge difference

>>150251066
Local Bottle-o has reduced hours

>>150251057
>50m racial abuse!

>13 losses in a row to end the season
holy grim

So where do port go next? It's not like they are an old side so they probably don't want to rebuild?

>>150251070
I didn't watch PSG (and no intention to either). It was Rennes vs Marseille, and it was entertaining. Won't catch me dead ever watching the Poondespeega thoughbeit.

>Can't see the footy because the goalpost is in the shot
Camerapersons need to be shot dear god

>>150251015
no-one does that champ

>>150251090
who?

>>150251094
We need to replace the goalposts with lasers, it would solve so many problems

>>150251099
who do you think ya muppet

Port could still win this.

subs are so dumb, i hope the new ceo gets rid of that soon
what's the point of tactically bringing someone on with 10mins left in a game

first to 100 usually wins

>>150251099
depressendon

>>150251104
idk if it's iggs or dosn
if it makes you feel better i'm cheering for both over the next few weeks

>>150251096
Everyone that blames colonialism and systemic racism for aboriginals being no-hopers does.

>Motlop
>Small forward
>Doesn't shoot
What the fuck is his role even?

>>150251112
It's almost certain to be gone next year. Swann already said he doesn't like it and 18/18 coaches said they'd like to see it axed when asked about it at a recent meeting.

Hope saints fans are happy with all these close wins against shitters, they’ve fucked their draft hand and NWM is still going to port

>greene going into the ruck
kek

>>150251142
Swann turned into a corporate lackey the moment he got the job, just look at his first press conference. And Harley has always been a cuck and he won’t fix shit. Very sad.

>>150251142
yeah good i think i saw some stories about that
they won't cut the extra player so i guess that means 5 on the bench for every game from then on

my fred a shit

>>150251124
Iggs will beat Sydney next week , a win won’t affect the ladder position so they can stop tanking

sunnies won't make finals lmao

>>150251092

Rebuild is probably needed. At least a small one.
Boak to retire, trade Butters, IF cant get NWM from saints try to go to the draft.
Trade Ollie Lord and Soldo, move on DBJ, Meade, Rioli, Mcentee.

Also drop drafting small players/players who are bean poles with no muscle. For a decade now port has continued to draft really thin players with little muscle. An odd strategy desu.

Wines and SPP literally the only players I can think of who port have drafted who has some muscle.

>>150251160
sad but true

Sack Carr.

>>150251153
I agree with you on the first parts unfortunately but the sub rule isn't remotely popular with anyone; coaches, players or fans. No one likes it.
They'll axe it, change nothing else and survey if fans are happy with the sub rule being removed then pat themselves on the back for improving the game.

that ball girl

That ball girl is got.

>>150251192
>>150251195
which game and when

>>150251163
yeah I was talking to another igg last night saying we shouldn't draft durrsma because he's skinny and if you look at ports skinny + beanpole strategy it's just caused them excessive injuries

>>150251192
>>150251195
corr pengarse, got a scrippy fella¿¿ x

>>150251163
Agreed. You need to import Aliir's entire tribe to begin the 50 year rebuild.

>>150251202
port will take him kek, and then he will fuck off to victoria in 2 years

>>150251197
Suns v GWS when the ball goes into the crows with about a minute left on the clock

>>150251062
Crom will beat Pies.

>>150251214
ohh yep i see very nice

>>150251220
will not

>>150251207
KEK
vpn on "sebbo"

melbourne could beat hawthorn 2bh

Not really any point switching over the other game, is there? Might as well just kill an hour until the Hawks-Dees.

Holy moly the gut on Rioli LMAO

barely get hard these days

>>150251242
crikey

>>150251246
It's a fucking joke that they aren't allowed to do skin fold tests anymore. That fat cunt deserves to be shamed.

>>150251195
imagine the sweaty, passionate sex she'll be having this weekend in the queensland nocturnal heat

my igg a shit

>>150251242
imagine the sniff

>>150251246
Runs in the family

resolving the madonna-whore complex by accepting i like whores more than normal women

>>150251250
Mmm, they'd probably get Clarkson'd if they dropped him desu, never mind him being a fat fuck.

>>150251257
based garry lyon

the gf

what do i need to do in the gym to look like this

>>150251283
meth mostly

>>150251283
eat big lift big

Imagine turning on the news one day and like the top story is that Bailey Smith is fucking your ex

just cant put on weight

>>150251283
ss+gomad

>>150251293
what do you expect when you make a vapid whore like that your girlfriend

>>150251246
>>150251250
All afl players nowadays have a beer gut.
Here are two legends - Boak and Fyfe - both in the system for 15+ years.

The average tradie has a better rig, desu.

>Kayo blocks screenshots now
Didn't take long for DAZN to somehow make this service even more shit

>>150251317
>he doesnt know
there are work arounds mate see >>150251242 I took just before

>le epic fight between hawthorn/giants/dogs for finals
this is the reality that no one even talked about

>>150251317
screencap a window with kayo running in the background

>>150251283
handballs

>>150251317
this has always been the case with kayo
you probably changed browser
turn hardware accel off and it'll work

>>150251242
Need elite leg genetics to make it in Queensland.

>>150251283
>incline press
>rows
>cable lateral raise
>skullcrushers
>cable curls
>wrist curls

>>150250467
Gold coast is the most insufferable shit hole. Full of narcissist faggots. Much worse than melbourne and thats saying a lot of things (busiest flight route btw) . When social media 2.0 was invented they declared a public holiday and called it 'selfie day'
t. once lived there, hated the place

>>150251317
bet you pay to rent movies lmao

How much info do you need to give to make a tinder account? Curious what slags are in my area.

shh

The first to 100 usually wins

>>150251331
Incorrect, I've been screenshotting with chrome for years
>>150251321
>>150251325
Cheers, bit shit you have to resort to that though.

>>150251348
you need to send ASIO your browser history

>>150251347
I bet you watch Brokeback mountain on repeat faggot

>>150251348
name, address, location, job, education, vax status, circumcision status

>>150251354
i just screen shotted in chrome
turn your hardware acceleration off blud and it will work
this has always been the case with kayo

blues have got this one

100+ possible?

How did you spend your Saturday, anon?

Rev it up?
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>>150251374
>stayed in bed a jo'd till 11
>went for a shower
>came out and listened to triple m since

>>150251374
with a bunch of ripping blokes watching the footy

>>150251374
Unfortunate head. Other than that, well done, lad.

>>150250660
>Crowd: 16,007 at People First Stadium
Decent

>>150251374
The long morning run
A 'za
Some coding
Then the footo

All good I must say

>>150251389
crisp nrl style inflation there

used to steal bets of the punting board on bigfooty
then they sooked it up over people like me contributing nothing and started a poofy discord
god they are such poofs

>>150251374
jelqing

moon beam ice cream taking off your blue jeans

kek
truth always hurts

>>150251429
>*films self crying*
>yeah looks mint, ill post that!

>>150251429
based. society needs way more slut shaming.

>>150251432
do you think they review it before uploading it?
>nah, not sad enough, not crying loud enough, i'll record myself again portraying sadness

>>150251429
It's almost infuriating how often the media throws around the word "star" but they do it for a bit of click bait

>>150251429
so true like when toby pinks missus got blasted for turning into a pig

Live car chase

Get in here

>>150251431
>>150251431
>>150251431

>>150251429
>In the shower scrubbing herself clean
What's she cleaning off?

>>150251461
is this satire? do americans really?

>>150251461
Not clicking. Last time I tried watching one it was a milk truck chase. The people ditched the truck for a ute (dropped off by accomplice) , then ditched the ute for another car (the same accomplice) and got away.

30 minutes watching that shit and there was no pay off.

>>150251459
heard during the news on the radio the other day they called josh giddey a "basketball great" i shit you not.

>>150251429
>before i film myself crying i'll be sure to show off my tits!

>>150251469
It's our national sport. Please understand

>>150251484
she thinks she will get mass sympathy but is just proving the op right

>Curnow out of the side
>McKay kicks 7
Curnow should be tradebait.

In the pub before the game at the MCG lads

Almost feels like gearing up for my beloved Hull City AFC

>>150251502
crazy how overrated that zoomer spastic is

>>150251504
don't give a rat's arse pommy poof

>>150251504
Yep, crisp, looking good mate

>>150251504
why do you have a uk vpn

>>150251429
>star
For what?
>cumbucket comment
And why would they say that?

reminder the premier league is on free to air tonight.

>>150251530
Who's playing?

>>150251542
bunch of nigs vs some saudi oil team

>>150251542
crows v pies

>>150251504
how much is a schooner

>yeah I reckon we hire the coach that completely gave up on the job he's paid to do when it's no longer relevant to his future legacy.
don't think kenny has thought this through

>>150251557
port swapped the reigns months ago

>>150251530
mfw had old skool optustv
>free for established customers when optus sport started
>watched just 10 games in however many seasons
>now have stan....

>kens farewell game
>bombers in a game where everyone has written them off 6 months ago
suns are finna miss finals kek

Clayton lookin very heavy these days.

>>150251569
fun fact - suns are going to rape the bombers in that extra special game

imagine getting paid a million dollars for a year to do nothing

>>150251395
It’s not, all the members sit on the non broadcast side

>>150250695
seething

>>150251582
JUH *handshake emoji* Goodwin
Getting paid $1m to take drugs and do fuck all

>>150251514
Just do on phone roaming data anywhere in the world

>>150251556
It was like £5 a pint so not too bad

>>150250695
Tbf that's a gay mans list apart from drinking beer

fucking hate that fat fuck daisy thomas. unfunny fat cunt

>>150251599
Beer is the supreme NPC alcohol

>>150251598
enjoy the G mate

>>150251606
I homebrew which is the exception to that rule
and its illegal over certain quantities

tammy homebrew

>>150251389
They were giving tickets out to bank members.

what's the cheapest alcohol I can get that tastes remotely good. I used to get a 10 pack of cider for 20 bucks but they are really bad

>player who kicked the 'goal' signals it's been touched
>lol nope it's a goal move on

srsly?

>>150251634
passion pop innit

>>150251634
cask of moscato

>>150251634
you can get good enough whites or reds for ~10-12

>>150251641
Which game did you get right? Saints?

>>150251634
Grunters Wipeout if you like drinking tanning fluid
otherwise Abbo Special brew

>it may be coaching decision of the year to drop a player
lmao fuck off

>>150251656
yeah

>>150251676
whomst

>>150251685
fox commentator about slime mitchell dropping ginni didn't hear who it was saying it wasn't paying enough attention

>>150251665
>Abbo Special brew
Jerry of unleaded?

will the government know what and where i am posting after this surveillance shit happens
i enjoy mass spamming anti pajeet comments on politicians fagbook pages

my mobile plan has gone up from 15 to 24 bucks in 4 years. yeah thanks for more data but I bought the cheap one because I don't use it.....

>>150251711
kek i love commenting on any truck mishap post with classic raj driving or the like
it gets them so riled up

>>150251634
probably some cheap vodka

>>150251715
im on some legacy amaysim plan for $15 a month for $20gb data
feeling crisp

>>150251711
Possibly. They've refused to release information about it so far. If they're going after Google, there's a chance it could compromise Captcha, which would mean needing a loicence to shitpoost on /afl/

>>150251634
divas "vodka"
should be able to get a bottle for around $13. fair warning - it will give you the worst hangover

>>150251634
save your money mate. have a nice dinner, watch the footy, get some quality sleep.
go for a run in the morning and cook a nice brekky after it.

>go to have a wank
>you need to provide a 100 point identity check and a face scan

>>150251738
yeah and all you did was go to the bras n things site

>>150251715
>yeah thanks for more data but I bought the cheap one because I don't use it.....
They know.
They can't just increase the price so they give you more data to say they're improving the value.

>>150251715
theres a deal that's $10pm if you pay for the year prepaid. I put my grandmother on it. she was being ripped off $35pm and was using her phone twice pm

>>150251738
2D chads win again.

>>150251723
thats the one that was $5 before covid. same

>>150251749
>she was being ripped off $35pm and was using her phone twice pm
Could literally put her on the Aldi pay as you go if she doesn't really use it at all.

>>150251634
Little fat lamb rainbow flavour

the indoctrination starts early in the country
remember needing a "pen license"

i think fox accidently set the picture on the HD channel to 'not dogshit'

usually shits blurry unless you watch it in 4k

>>150251768
>license
FOY

>>150251715
i dont get why mobile plans and even internet is still so expensive
isn't this shit meant to be getting cheaper? or is it the opposite because everyone uses it

more like penis licence iykwim haha

>>150251745
for me its the honey birdette website

>>150251773
its shit when they take the ch7 feed they either cheap out on the camera or some aspect of the broadcast

>>150251504
>my beloved Hull City AFC
hitc sevens what are you doing here cunt

>the only good game this round so far has been dosn saints
embarrassing

>>150251768
It's amazing how this country has never instituted a TV licence

Women should not be playing Aussie rules football

I've used over 6gb of phone data once. I used to think I was some kind of internet power user but most netflix tiktok watchers use more lol

>>150251504
>yeah mate ill have a schooey of beer iykwim haha

>>150251502
>McKay kicks 7
kek what
fucking aliir plays at an AA level last week then gets destroyed this week

>>150251792
dumb frogposter

>>150251784
yeah, they can't do much about that, i'm just talking about fox matches

usually everything is blurry on 504, even the scoreboard. only negative with the sharper picture so far is more aliasing, but I'll take that

Lads be honest with me

Is this game already "over"?

>>150251798
I go over my 40 gb monthly allowance regularly haha

>>150251792
whys that mate?
you dont have to enjoy it but this is an abhorrent take

>>150251798
it's weird seeing things going from me being the data hog of the family downloading games and shit to now being one of the lower data users i know because i don't stream tv shows constantly

>>150251809
crisp seats

aflw needs a whole league of north sydney ovals. that's the only ground where sheilas footo works

>>150251792
or voting in elections or having careers in the workforce

>>150251809
It was over before it began

>>150251429
slimy journalism. the meltdown video she posted was about her life situation in general, it wasn't a reaction to comments made about her online.

i will only date a woman if she is a TERF

>>150251792
>>150251825
Incel vermin, back to >>>/r9k/

They’re playing at gmhba and there are 4 people in the crowd (not memeing), I wonder if they have all the food kiosks open for this absolute block buster

>>150251835
same

>>150251817
I feel bad for the modem being used for tele when the antenna can just do the same thing lol

>>150251840
THEY'RE ALL SITTING ON THE CAMERA SIDE I SWEAR

>>150251809
lgm

>>150251840
Idk ask marnie vinall

imagine white knighting on /afl/ of all places
you're not building up any goodboy points mate she's never going to fuck you

Don't know why you posted a picture of yourself, champ

>>150251792
used to be a state league player at the beginning of womens afl
we used to give them shit all the time and they just copped it.
>literal under 10s standard play.
>never kicked more than a gaol a quarter for a win
>full of dykes
>still is lame
they demanded their own change rooms and the club gave them a single donga next to the stands hahaha

>>150251854
No, but Steven May

>hey mate dont be a piece of shit
>YOU ARE LE WHITE KNIGHTING XD

sadly i wasnt here last night so didn't get to laugh at fred

>>150251858
/r/ThatHappened

The real crazy thing is the amount of money being pumped into women’s footy probably close to 1000 people on full time wages to produce this trainwreck

cunt fucking motherfucker

>>150251874
I don’t know if correlation = causation, but I have noticed a lot more sexy slags at the footy in the last few years

>>150251874
yeah, i think the figures for AFLW are
>costs $100 million a year
>loses $50 million

/afl/ in a nutshell

I like Ella Roberts

>ha ha the aflw is full of lesbians xd xd
Gee almost like AFLW is a safe and inclusive place for players, as opposed to the AFL where gay/bisexual players aren't able to be out

Women should be worrying about their appearance and cooking me a sandwich not larping as a man on a footy field

yes, you are white knighting mate. islam is right about women. western civilisation made a grave mistake with universal suffrage and have compounded that with the sexual liberation movement of the 60s. be honest about the true nature of women instead of regurgitation nonsense you read on reddit or whatever. you think having the 'correct' opinions will get you laid it's fucking pathetic and ick.

Can’t find the dustpan and brush again, it’s over

UFC soon too, this is real football at the 'g right here, my first post, was just thinking I should say hi to my ownly friends. Dawks peakn but no double chance no real hope.

I binge ate like crazy today, it's a hard life being alone all the time but now the footy is here.

I still can't believe this team of Melbourne superstars are that bad, as a lad of a long time the red and the blue aint seen players on par with Max and Claz & Trac since the mid 1950s

>>150251899
this unironically

Lads, Christian just posted

>>150251907
Welp, time for voluntary euthanasia. No one deserves to live in such hardship and agony.

>>150251900
Based, women are behind immigration, behind white replacement, behind the lonliness epidemic but despite their inherent evil they seem to have issues with picking guys who won't bash them up which always makes me lol

watch erin phillips hall of fame speech and tell me women shouldnt play football chuds

steven may be cooked

>>150251889
theres a news piece in the age months back that says the afl secretly made a policy that if aflw finances dont improve in the next ten years its going to full amateur

My Dees are getting smoked. Why the fuck is Melksham the sub

>>150251942
>in the next ten years
"This is good business management"

fuck my arsehole with a big black dildo

>>150251942
that's fair

imagine you had a daughter and she loves footy and having to tell her she can no longer play the sport she loves
fuck some of you blokes

>>150251916
she's an ex wnba star. completely different type of sports beast

>>150251946
focus on preparing for tonight's game darce

crows pies better be good tonight otherwise this has been a SHIT round of footy

>>150251952
>ex wnba star
because there was no footy pathway in her prime
almost with me chuddy

>>150251915
the are innately driven to be put in their place and go insane when that doesn't happen. you see this on the micro and macro scale.
>micro: woman attracted to strong masculine badboy type you beats the fuck out of her
>macro: women demand native population of meek yes-men replaced with hypermasculine islamists who will put her in a bag and throw poofs off the roof

>>150251948
>>150251956
cry some more foid
now about those sandwiches...?

>>150251945
they want AFLW to succeed, that's why they're given so much time
meanwhile, Tassie HAS to have the stadium NOW if it wants a team, otherwise stiff shit

>>150251962
you talk more about womens footy than i do lol

My hand hurts

>>150251948
what if i have a downie son who dreams about playing footy? should the afl start up a pro downie league and force the coverage down our throats whether they like it or not?

on another topic, business idea: downie footy league lads it would be hilarious

>>150251962
>lose $50million per year
>expects to be successful
Females are totally delusional. Threadly reminder that men are actually banned from netball australia

>>150251975
On the bright side, this would eliminate the stand rule since nobody would adhere to it

If I had a gf I would bash her

>>150251974
based mcgoven

>comparing spastics to women
some of you never get pussy and it really shows

>>150251969
but you have a vagina so it makes you angry

do you think there has ever been a female /afl/ poster

>>150251989
im a girl

>>150251975
There are all abilities leagues, I’ve been to watch my cousin play in it it is hilarious (in a wholesome way)

>>150251989
well yes and they would appear to be the most obvious humungous faggots itt

I'm a girl teehee don't hit on me silly boys

>>150251994
we have been through this mick
no you are not

>>150251989
yep and she finds the way i go into bat for the female gender hot and sexy and wants to fuck me

>>150251998
it's an interesting discussion

what actually do you cunts enjoy?
hate on fucking everything and im tired of it

Do you guys hate the fellow Aussie?

-Talks about property non-stop, is fat, is addicted to left wing politics as the world turns right, loves police and cameras everywhere, no concept of privacy, can't drive for shit or .... INDIAN

>>150251915
They're not behind it, just useful idiots that are used to aid it.

the greatest myth is that women were not allowed to play. not having a professional league built out of nothing and handed to you for free isn't the same thing.

>>150252004
scoping out cute women in the crowd during footy broadcasts

>>150252004
fishing, camping, poker, flanno shirts, meat pies, having a mo and being a tradie

that ball girl still has me acting up 2bh

>>150251985
Compare the aflw round 1 scores to any suburban mens league game scores.
On that basis its a professional special spastics league

>>150252004
fire emblem, theatre and long-form poetry

>>150251948
>You should lose half a billion over a decade so my daughter can play footy in front of an audience of no one
Your daughter can still play footy unprofessionally.

spatchcock for dinner
anyone know any good recipes?

>>150252004
sausage rolls and Jack Ginnivan.

>>150251896
same

>>150252021
I just ate breakfast ffs

>>150252026
>my gold coast team
r/ThatHappened

THESE POO TEAMS

>>150251948
>blokes
well said mate everyone deserves a fair crack, fair dinkum. few frothies down at the pub tonight mate?

>>150252004
Earthbound

>>150252033
You're that same anon from yesterday who seethes at Australian culture

>>150252004
reading
ck3
gardening
/x/

>>150252026
Gold Coast and GWS delivered an additional game that saw record broadcast and streaming deals. It's an investment that has arguably already proved financially successful even if it requires financial support.
AFLW delivers 9 games a week for months and yet bleeds $50 million a year.
They are not comparable, you dishonest simp.

>>150252004
lifting weights
cooking
camping
travel (sex tourism)
history
building things with my hands

>>150252049
>Sex tourism
Based Thailand enjoyer

>gymcunt is a se asia sexpest nonce
imagine my shock

i think about him all the time
is he still driving like a fuckhead?
did he sheepishly have to go to a panel beating shop and pay to fix his ute or his he still driving around with it scuffed

>>150252057
>gym hater is projecting made up personalities on people who go to the gym
Imagine my shock

Reminder, gym hater is also tradie hater - he despises anyone improving themselves. He wants to drag everyone else down to his level

>i think about him all the time
rent free

>>150251985
Start an aflw thread in /sp and see how popular it is without nudesposting

>>150252057
you gave me the mental image of some balding, pasty white dude lifting for his filipino prostitutes, grim

>>150252064
hope he's in fucking prison honestly

>>150252065
>accusing others of projecting made-up personalities
the irony is so thick it could be willie rioli's skull

>>150252065
he's also anticarsperg. bloke uses his bus time to search for articles on tragic tradie workplace deaths.
a sick sick man.

this guy makes up a personality any time someone posts something to the contrary that he likes kek

kingy just loves slobbering all over naicos' knob huh

>>150252073
I appreciate the nudeposting though :(

i think it's crazy how a lot of aflw players have pictures of themselves in bikinis where their pokies and camel toes are visible, all freely available

fucking kingy lmao
>fremantles list wants for nothing

>>150252093
>tradiesperg is gymsperg is campingsperg is carsperg is nicknamesperg is fastfoodsperg is yanksperg is spergsperg!!
the cunt's unhinged lmao

It’s actually unbelievable how much better this place is without rc, a bunch of you fags typed like him when he was in here as well

>>150252104
Australian "women" are disgusting

>>150252111
for me its the official shots with nips showing

>>150252106
He's right desu. They have a great midfield, top-tier ruck combo, a strong defence and a forward line that has the potential to be one of the best in the league.
Despite that they seem like a mentally weak team that defers to a boring and uninspired brand of footy and absolutely crumbles under pressure.

bolton is crab and only looked good in dustys shadow

>>150252111
>a bunch of you fags typed like him when he was in here as well
A chunk of that was probably just him taking his trip off and replying to himself.

never forget when rc cracked it and left for months cause someone posted about eating a bag of chips and a 6 pack of VB
fucking love that bloke

>TFW Crom guaranteed win tonight
>TFW Colliwobble chimpout inbound
>TFW McClelland Trophy locked in

>>150252140
nonce

>>150252141
Faaark could go for a Mcfluzza right now

>>150252149
disgusting fat fuck

>>150252141
i appreciate the confidence but you have more faith in the umpires than i do

>>150252140
Decent scene desu senpai.

>>150252141
>>TFW crom guaranteed win tonight

don't have the care or energy to be a father

if god didn't want us to fuck kids, why did he make little boys cocks so delicicous?

>>150252153
>He doesn't know you can eat junk food without being a fatfuck
Try hitting the gym faggot

>>150252164
same, gf is desperate for a kid though

>>150252168
I'd gladly hit the gym faggot, just specify which one

>>150252167
have a water mick

>>150252174
Changing rooms at Flinders Street Doherty's

>>150252141
it's the exact opposite
>colliwobbles guaranteed win bc pies in finals is printing $$$
>5aa caller chimpout inbound

>>150252167
end your life

>>150252192
i will end yours first

>>150252167
excited about the game tonight joff?

>Be Melbourne
>Invent sport
>Shit at it
Grimsby

>>150252167
fucking kill yourself

>biggest game of the year
>raining

>raindelaide

its gonna be such a shitshow. might just watch the nrl instead.

>>150252200
Cunt there's like 60 premierships in that shot

based mods doing their job

>>150252206
why?

Thanks for making the thread fucking weird pedosperg

ty based mods

>>150252208
How many from the AFL era?

>>150252200
thought there was 18 teams

>>150252213
>>150252217

>>150252208
you are not wrong that pre 1990 vfl/vafa flags are as worthless as ports 30 sanfl flags

>>150252215
you made it weird by posting here

grow up josh

>>150252222
Never have quads been so wrong. Thats when the game had soul champ.

>>150252221
Tasty.

>>150252228
Fuck up ped

>>150252221
i want to eat a womens bumhole like this but doing it on a prozzie seems gross
how to find one naturally to do it to

me if i made australia the greatest country on earth

>>150252241
go to the gym

>>150252241
Ass eating has gone mainstream. Just eat a chick's ass because you want it. You'll probably regret it but most women aren't going to care that you eat their ass after they saw it happening on HBO.

>>150252236
you first fed

do you lads have your tickies for the nick daicos show tonight

so black

>>150252252
nah but i got my tickets for the bazlenka extravaganza 2moro iykwim haha

would you rather have a little sister or a little brother?

>>150252252
sounds like a gay old time

>>150252265
i'd rather break your jaw, nonce fuckwit

>>150252167
average anti-aflw poster

>>150252242
Yeah the guy that now sits on the board of directors for a chinese bank.

would you rather have a daughter or a son?

>>150252295
>would you rather have a whore or a whore user

>>150252294
REEEEEEEEEEE OY VEY NOT THE CHINESE!

Me bonus for checking last month's statement kicked in
Tonight's multi is sorted

>>150252300
we are all whore users, iykwim haha.

>>150252265
sister so I wouldn't have to worry about being a lesser man

>>150252308
>5 dollar multi

just feed your kids for fuck sake cunt

>>150252295
based ccp poster

there's literally nothing wrong with lusting over a succulent young succubus

test

>>150252313
if you had a brother he would be a lose too. it obviously comes from shit genes and shit parents. get some help before it's too late mate.

sheezel is pretty jacked. he such a dweeby looking bloke as well. i have never seen a jacked heeb.

>>150252320
crisp

>>150252339
>>150252339
>>150252339
>>150252339
new

>>150252114
Saving to go to Eastern Europe to find a wife desu

>>150252075
I want Filipino Prostitutes too (Males).

Their sexy and unique combination of Latino with Asian makes me hard for them.

They are the only Asians with Latin American ancestry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

this is a replay of Dogs vs Adelaide where Dogs looked the goods in the first quarter and Adelaide slowly grinded them down for a comfortable win