Thread 150250979

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>>150232890
>>150232890
>schedules
promiedos.com.ar

>>150250979 (OP)
Fuck a.nal

anime

Why is chiqui tapia giving the worst possible fixture to racing

https://x.com/ligaarg_/status/1956501552476360719
Lmao (post link because sound is required)

Why are Brazilians like this

>Colombia
>is a racist, satanic and anti-Catholic
why are they like this

>>150251270
None of these is true

>>150251191
Maybe im crazy but his face looks like maradona

>>150251286
Reminded me of a hobo version of Brandon Fraser

>anti-catholic
that's good though

Flamengo recebe 300 milhões da mamãe Globo
200 milhões do CV

Assim até eu ganharia titulos todo ano

you haven't talked to your coworkers for an entire day now, why not check up on them?

Thumbs up if you are reading this at 4am.

>>150252056
EDIT: Wow why did this blow up

All I want
and all I need
All I crave is a good pub bean

00:40 the best part

Still a banger in 2025!

I remember listening to this with my dad in 1978.

Like this post if you are listening to this in the nuclear trenches

I got raped in summer camp while this was playing in the background

Repost this image if you also sing never say never by justin bieber at 7 am while masturbating

Oi meu nome é Samara, tenho 14 anos (Teria se estivesse viva), morri aos 13 em Cascavel-PR. Eu andava de bicicleta Quando não pude desviar de um arame farpado. O pior foi que o dono do lote não quis me ajudar, riu bastante mim após agonizar por 2 horas enroscada no arame eu faleci, através dessa mensagem eu peço que façam com que eu possa descançar em paz. Envie isso para 20 comunidades e minha alma estara sendo salva por você e pelos outros 20 que receberão. Caso não repasse essa mensagem vou visitar-lhe hoje a noite assim vc poderá conhecer o tal arame bem de pertinho. Dia 15 de Julho Mariana resolveu rir dessa mensagem, uma noite depois ela sumiu sem deixar vestigios. O mesmo aconteceu com Kare dia 18 de Outubro. Não Quebre essa corrente por favor, a não ser que queira sentir a minha presença

Today Is Bay Day

Target: Corinthians

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150252909
>Uma decisão judicial inusitada levou um torcedor do Esporte Clube Bahia a quitar dívidas de pensão alimentícia. O homem, que já havia sido preso duas vezes por não pagar o benefício, só aceitou o acordo judicial depois que a Justiça o proibiu de frequentar partidas do time no estádio.

No one knows what it's like
To be the black man
To be the fart man
Behind bean farts

Today
Colo colo x catolica
Corinthians x bahia (bahia stole a corinthians youth player and they are mad)
Velez x independiente

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEdgaqz5Vtg

remember when the selecinha could easily do this kind of stuff mid game?

Remember when a pastor went to the streets of goiania wearing panties and a wig?
I wonder what team he supported

Morning lads

>>150251277
Me when niggers

No me llames frijolero

>>150253981
Ok nigga

>>150253981
Feijoeiro

>>150253981
molotov es muy bueno ay ay ay
mataria os maricones/negros del copalib

>>150254393
But what would we do without all the green flags?

we feasting today

Racing lost yesterday. Listen, faggots, that’s how my beloved Bocazuela started, voting for an idolo del club as president

>>150254606
never heard of it

Bom chia copalib
Just finished o jogo do nordeschi

>>150254643
This nigga saying he never heard of samba yeah aight bro lol.

Hoje não joga VASCO
:/

Check-hierba-mate

What is this smell

I fucking hate sao paulo futebol clube.

>>150255304
Those cheese pieces run more than the current boca team

From the visionary director marcello gallardo

>>150255353
Are the black ones coffee pieces?

>>150255441
cheesed to meet you

chileano worked so hard to make the rentry and yet people forget to include it in the op every single time

SPORT will win again today

For me, it's

>Cerro

>>150253598
team bolsonaro

>>150255870
and our greatest allies and eternal friends

>Millos

O (John)2 é craqui

>>150255895
O PH é o melhor LD
A que ponto chegamos

bom chia copalib

>>150256053
Bom dia
I hope your desayuno was better than San Silencio's

>>150256160
I don't eat breakfast

>>150256176
vamos Ayuno Intermitenzo btw

>>150256176
Not even some coffee with fernet?

>>150256237
sometimes just black coffee with no sugar or anything

>>150256237
>coffee with fernet
Imagine how fast your shit would slide out of your ass.

>>150255979
Ele é basicamente um ponta falido assim como Wesley Cabeção e Bernabei
Porém ele e o Wesley levam vantagem por pesarem mais de 50 kgs

>>150256767
Ponta falido = lateral 2.0, o ponta de ofício que faça o papel de lateral
:^)
Wesley do flamerda é atroz

they eat the coffee with the cheese, easily
I've seen so much, I'm going blind
and I'm farting, virtually
the rice and the beans is hard enough for me

Libertadores which you won by getting form the semis on are worth halt the othees

Lateral sempre é o que sobra de outra posição
Meia/Ponta ineficiente
Zagueiro/Volante de estatura média ou sem qualidade
A maioria demora anos pra virar um jogador decente
Até o Cafu era criticado (hoje ninguém lembra e a fifa decidiu que ele é O lateral dos anos 90/2000) por ser muito menos técnico que Leandro e Jorginho

>>150257040
o argenchino é um animal conflitivo propenso a tudo que é sujo e desleal, incapaz de sentir empatia ou compaixão

>>150254629
you will never pay a cuota, you will never have a vote, all you do is post stupid memes on a stupid board. so shut up.

que vitória do meu sunderland

>>150251302
says the heretic.

>Richarlison starting the season with a chapuletazo less than 1 year away from WC
yep, kino is back in the menu

>>150257111
Leandro era #1 ou #2 da história do Brasil, inquestionável
Mas se o cara era zagueiro e vai pra lateral, fudeu

>>150257266
>3-0
Wff
Amanhã joga o meu arsenal

Well?

>>150257472
For me? It's marceliño

>>150257394
pombo delivers

>>150257266
Keith?

>>150257472
Um come mulher casada e o outro é comido por homem casado, foda

>>150257394
vai chegar na seleção e vai passar vergonha como sempre

São Paulo vs Wolves
Rafael > José Sá
Ferraresi = Doherty
Alan Franco > Agbadou
Sabino < Toti Gomes
Cedric > Hoever
Bobadisha > Gaguinho Gomes
M Antônio < André
Alisson = Bellegarde
Enzo > Wolfe
Luciano > Munetsi
André Silva = Larsen
Acho que o São Paulo pegaria um meio de tabela tranquilo, se bobear beliscava uma conference

Acabei de amassar um Baião de dois, vou tomar uma tacinha de vinho, tirar uma soneca e depois assistir a segunda vitória do Leão da Ilha

because if a black runs they say "what did he steal? let's throw him in jail because someone he robbed", if a rich boy does "no no, that boy didn't steal"

brasilians call it "ataque dos titas" kkkk

>replying to the wrong thread
generational aura loss :skull:

>>150257682
No Morumbis?
Em São Januário o Vasco meteria uns 5, por baixo, nesse wolves aí
>>150257701
Based, a remontada já começou

>ARG1
Plantense - San Lorenzo
Managers: Kily González - Damián Ayude
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/KWVrpfek/#/match-summary/lineups

Why aren't you watching Gundam?

Goon dam

>ARG1
Racing red card (second yellow) against Tigre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FHKVLMYZk

>>150258155
why are rasinfags crying this is perfectly valid

>ARG1
Racing 1 - Tigre [1]

I see benigno chaged to internet explorer

>>150258222
Penalty foul (shirt pull)

>ARG1
Racing 1 - Tigre [2]

Colombians call it "acuerdo militar con eeuu" kek

>>150258287
what do you call it

promiedos predicting the future now

>ARG1
Plantense [1] - San Lorenzo 0

>>150258457
kek

>>150258457
Every platense match is a match reminding that malvinas son argentinas.

>>150258457
lamooo

>>150258457
what pan and cafe con leche every day does to a mf

>>150258457
>SOMOS CANDIDATOS A GANAR LA COP-AAAACKKK!!

i always laugh when i see trezeguet watching a match and i dont know why his face is funny

ROBE CASLA ROBE

>>150258719
Where is the ful?

>ARG1
Plantense red card (second yellow card) against San Lorenzo

>>150258682
First yellow card from this play, he argued after it and got carded

>>150258431
Acuerdo de costa rica
Colombia entra con el culo
America entra con la pica

>>150258743
>First yellow card from this play, he argued after it and got carded
hol up, fake news
he actually kicked the other player while laying in the grass

>ARG1
Plantense 1 - San Lorenzo [1]

>>150258841
We're back

KKKKKKKKKKKKK
based goy

>ARG1
San Lorenzo red card (second yellow card) against Platense

>>150258798
First yellow from this tackle

bom chia copalib

>>150259082
kek

>>150259082
Our heroes, all of them

>2 goals already
brown spics wont like this season

>>150259082
Fucking based
They might be racist but they make the best OC

>ARG1
Plantense [2] - San Lorenzo 1

It is over

>>150259174
Post lips

The Queens of /copalib/

>>150259205
Capivaras are racist?

Boca Juniors will not participate in the 2025 Copa Libertadores group stage, as they were eliminated in the second stage of the qualifying rounds by Alianza Lima with an aggregate score of 2-2 (5-4 on penalties).

>>150259082
kek

>>150259605
No

>>150259702
there is no way this could happen

My father and my uncle are tqlking about borges at the family feijoada

>>150259082
HES FAT

>>150259702
@grok explain why he's wrong

>>150259748
Cristóvão Borges?

>>150259773
His last work was in 2023
Btw dont look at celso roth imdb

>>150258457
san petenzo el amargo

Copalib, are you looking for exciting matches to watch this weekend?
Look no further! The first matches of the SÉRIE D oitavas are here, and they're going to be amazing! Sixteen teams fighting for their lives! All games broadcast on YouTube! Come watch!
>16hrs
Ceilândia x Barra
https://www.youtube.com/live/ALVQgg6XcUw
Maranhão x Central
https://www.youtube.com/live/C7FfDF4fT90
Manauara x ASA
https://www.youtube.com/live/jgkyZ7VFdxc
>17hrs
Rio Branco-ES x Internacional (Limeira)
https://www.youtube.com/live/NkGMHteWnmk
Unfortunately I will miss this match and the second half of the others, but I hope copalib can enjoy it!

>>150259821
God bless Roth's soul

>san petenzo
>san descenso
>san mamerto
>san mierdenzo
>san bobenzo
>san descuento
>san mierdenzo
>san pelotudenzo
>san sorete
>san sopenco
>san muertenzo
>sin barrienzo
>san insecto
>san carrefour
>san microbio
>san tinelli
>san fracaso
>san cucaracha
>san hambriento
>san mogolico
>san pelotudo
>san diminuto
>san pequeño
>sin mundialenzo
>san molecula
>san microbio
>san boludenzo
>san dinosaurio
>san lomuerto
>san trolenzo
>san supermercado
>san B
>san andreas
>san bacteria
>tinelli fc

fuck a.nal

a.nal love

>>150260088
Philip Roth?

>>150260269
Lel

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
perde o judas, vence o fluminense

>>150260326
>NOOOOOOOOO BUT I HAVE TO GO TO EUROOP TO PLAY FOR THE TRADITIONAL MIDTABLE GIANT SHITHAMPTON UNITED I CANT JUST STAY IN BRAZEUH
this is the thought process of the average jogador de futebolinha

Natália Lara sem maquiagem > deusa

>CHL1
Colo-Colo - Universidad Católica
Managers: Jorge Almirón - Daniel Garnero
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/v9n8YEpR/#/match-summary/lineups

vitoria plays youth today

cafe con lechenzo

Cafe con san lorenzo

>ARG1
Huracán - Agentinos Juniors
Managers: Frank Kudelka - Nicolás Diez
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/4IxV7xWb/#/match-summary/lineups

>CHL1
Colo-Colo 0 - Universidad Católica [1]

Brazilians are making fun of san lorenzo to distract you from vasco.

Whos são lourenzo

>CHL1
Colo-Colo 0 - Universidad Católica [2]

>>150260758
brazilians are making fun of san lorenzo because everyone should

cholo-cholo Is getting FUCKED

Rio Prata*
São Lourenzo*
Furacão*
Estudantes*
Corrida*
Independente*

Imagine there's no river

Pra que construir estádio se existe o Maracanã?

é assim que o carioca pensa.

Unironically this
Dividing a historic stadium with your rival has more aura than just having one irrelevant proprietary arena moderninha

>>150260913
so, pra que?

>Lamela retired
I thought he needed... more... time

1990

Em 2021, o apresentador e ex-jogador Neto, da TV Bandeirantes, frequentemente criticava a seleção brasileira e pedia a convocação de certos jogadores. Ele defendia a inclusão de Gabigol, Gerson, Bruno Henrique, Dudu e, em algumas ocasiões, Hulk. Neto também criticava o técnico Tite por suas escolhas e pedia mais oportunidades para alguns jogadores, como Gabigol

>>150260790
Even vASCO?

>>150260868
>Corrida*
You want some?

>BRA1
Fortaleza's anulated goal against Fluminense

>>150260993
Aye

Brasileirao ideal é o formato atual mas sem
Mirassol, Ceará, Fortaleza, Sport, Vitória e Bahia

e apenas com 1 descenso

>>150261035
>>150261051
Handball

KILL YOURSELF FORMATOSCHIZO

Brasileirão ideal

Atlético-MG, Botafogo, Corinthians, Cruzeiro, Flamengo, Fluminense, Grêmio, Internacional, Palmeiras, Santos, São Paulo e Vasco

A cada 2 anos convidar 2 times do merdeste tipo Fortaleza, Sport, Bahia ou Ceará para dar chance pra ele se sentir importante

>>150261039
Vasco had breakfast that day, it's not fair.

Behead formatoschizos
Roundhouse kick formatoschizos
Cannibalize formatoschizos

>>150261063
>sem Mirassol, Ceará, Fortaleza, Sport, Vitória e Bahia
but those are the best teams

traditional wife

>CHL1
Colo-Colo 0 - Universidad Católica [3]

>>150261214
Nice keeper lmao

Sometimes I feel Colo Colo is run by a bet company
I will never forget they lost 17 goals against Internacional and against Flamengo in the same year

>CHL1
Colo-Colo [1] - Universidad Católica 3

Eu queria dar um tiro no P.C Oliveira

>flu roubated again
tiresome

>>150261478
No era

>ARG1
Argentinos Junior's red card against Huracán

argenchinos rojated

>>150261442
he got a tard wife instead

>>150261524
O argenchino e um animal conflicchivo

>>150261478
Se fosse para o Palmeiras era penalti e vermelho

>BRA1
Ceará [1] - Bragantino 0

>>150261524
the commentators were arguing this shouldn't have been a red, do you agree /copalib/?

>>150261652
Very problematic tweet.

>>150261653
I don't know... Fattori had his elbow high yeah but Colo Gil goes into him hard to challenge shoulder to shoulder, and then eats an elbow to the face
how Gil charges makes me doubt but nah, im thinking Roja, there is no reason to have your arm that high when you know a player is coming to challenge, even if he didn't really strike him properly, he planted his elbow there
just don't raise your elbow lol

>BRA1
Fluminense [1] - Fortaleza 0

.

>CHL1
Colo-Colo 1 - Universidad Católica [4]

>>150262047
>Arturo Vidal

>>150262047
I think it's safe to say that almiron is out

>>150262047
>>150262085
Have they considered playing less bad?

>>150261485
kkkkkkkk só pode estar brincando

INSOLITO! EN CHILE VAN COGIENDO EL CULO CULO

>BRA1
Fluminense [2] - Fortaleza 0

Mulher com maquiagem é igual colocar sal em comida ruim
vc tá colocando uma coisa para tirar o gosto ruim da comida

nigga stfu^

>BRA1
Fluminense 2 - Fortaleza [1]

This nigga doesnt salt his food

>gets a bife de fígado
>fuckkkk this shit is nasty
>I'm gonna fill it with salt to disguise the taste
>*taste intensifies*

>>150262652
é isso, só que com maquiagem
se algo é ruim, colocar sal fica pior ainda

This nigga eat his food raw

>>150262583
Noice

>another red
el argenchino es un animal conflictivo
it wasn't for a player at the field though

>>150262796
ANOTHER red (double yellow) for argenchinos

>ARG1
Argentinos Junior's second red card (second yellow) against Huracán

>>150262967
hol up thats the first yellow and this is the second one (?)

>>150260868
*rio placa

damn culo culo
chimpout status: imminent

>ARG1
Huracán [1] - Agentinos Juniors 0

>>150262992
nothing

>>150263064
this ref is literal dogshit
a few minutes ago he also almost accidentally gives a second yellow to one huracan player because another one of them did a foul and he confused them

>>150263089
kek i saw this and tried to webm it but the whole sequence was like 2 minutes so i said fuck it

>>150263018
Rio prato**

>ARG1
Rosario Central - Riestra
Managers: Ariel Holan - Gustavo Benítez
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/SGcYfB97/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150261063
This +tuna luso

>>150262652
I had riñones today.

uhh argenchinos?

>>150263177
huracan won though

El Globo WON

>BRA1
Vitória - Juventude
Managers: Fábio Carille - Thiago Carpini
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/6ciL4fAb/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150262652
>found another liver enjoyer.
Obviously, you put lemon and chicken hearts in it, didn't you?

>BRA1
Sport Recife - São Paulo
Managers: Daniel Paulista - Hernán Crespo
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/zwqx1C9N/#/match-summary/lineups

for me it's Juventude Caxias do Sul RS

>>150263320


Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>>150263385
Amen.

>PAR1
Guaraní - Cerro Porteño
Managers: Víctor Bernay - Diego Martínez
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/0I5LX6MH/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150263498
oh shit i forgot it was PRY instead of PAR according to the International Organization for Standardization
ITS OVER

vitoria - sao paulo for free on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJc10SRtsI

>>150263564
noice , obrigado
but remember to use freetube.

>>150263564
Thats sport albeit

>>150263564
woah, based

>>150263618
is patronato.

>BRA1
Sport Recife [1] - São Paulo 0

>ARG1
Rosario Central [1] - Riestra 0

>PAR1
Guaraní 0 - Cerro Porteño [1]

>BRA1
Juventude red card (last man rule) against Vitória

>>150263719
what the fuck was that lol

>>150263983
GK was a lil nervous teehee

Tem coisas q so acontecem com meu sao paulo

>>150263719
TRIKASCHIZO, where are you?

>>150263719
HAHAHAHAHA

>PRY1
Guaraní 0 - Cerro Porteño [2]

>>150263719
meu flamengo é imenso

>BRA1
Vitória [1] - Juventude 0

>>150264380
guaripolo vs soviet union

>>150264403
Juventude is already relegated

>PRY1
Guaraní [1] - Cerro Porteño 2

>PRY1
Guaraní [2] - Cerro Porteño 2

>CHL1
O'Higgins - Cobresal
Managers: Francisco Meneghini - Gustavo Huerta
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/xplEshNs/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150251277
We are in a war against the communist you vote for
>ynr almirante brown
I mean the football club

Juventude bros...

I will never get tired of these titles

>>150264440
Sport
Youth
Vasco
________

>>150264968
Is there any way to disable this retarded feature?
Americans and English were and are a mistake

Gol do sport.

>>150265006
I don't know, I disabled translating in browser but it still does it

>BRA1
Vitória [2] - Juventude 0

Sport gonna do it

>>150265006
and there is auto-dubbing , is fucking annoying

>>150265028
Yeah, I tried in the past, I don't think it's possible to disable this
Literally what the fuck was (((YouTube))) thinking

>>150265033
lmao

>BRA1
Sport Recife [2] - São Paulo 0

>>150265081
LMAO
Nice D, trikas

El dos a zero es o resultado mas enganoso del futbol

Gremio removed Sport curse

>CHL1
O'Higgins [1] - Cobresal 0

>>150265111
Grêbbbio acquired the Sport curse, they're not winning the next 15 games

nooooo :(

>>150265203
FOUL TARNISHED
IN SEARCH
OF THE ELDEN RING

>>150265158
Who do we blame for this?

>>150265203
damn poor bunny

>>150265203
>>150265307
how did he end up like this, they look like mud dreads or something

>>150265296
Gaúcho macumba

>>150265203
I saw this shit today. Apparently their organism fights this shit on its own and they get better eventually.

>>150265344
it's a virus supposedly

>BRA1
Juventude's anulated goal against Vitória

>>150265350
>they get better eventually
I tell myself that every night, I hope it's true in their case

>>150265344
it's a virus transmitted by fleas

>>150265382
Impedimento

Gol

>no badborn goals

shamefur dispray

>BRA1
Sport Recife 2 - São Paulo [1]

>>150265434
Sport will deliver the paçoca

>BRA1
Vitória's red card against Juventude

>>150265480
Tá parecendo

>>150265507
Fuck

Pan Lorenzo

San Jijenzo

>>150265507
ouch

>>150264376
True

>>150265203
>this shit again
is it 2011 again?

>PRY1
Guaraní 2 - Cerro Porteño [3]

>>150265738
gee I hope

>>150265936
Penalty handball

>>150265203
do people really not know about this? it's the whole reason jackalopes are a thing

>>150265993
>jack a lopez

>PRY1
Guaraní 2 - Cerro Porteño [4]

>>150266001
today, an argentinian made something non-sexual, sexual, instead of a brazilian
it was a mythical rabbit

>BRA1
Sport Recife 2 - São Paulo [2]

>>150266085
expected

>PRY1
Guaraní [3] - Cerro Porteño 4

You nordestinos should go back to working as stonemasons. Football is clearly not your thing.

Shut up faggot
Anyway vamos san pablo caralho

>BRA1
Vitória 2 - Juventude [1]

>ARG1
Rosario Central 1 - Riestra [1]

>>150266085
fucking jobbers. look how hard they wanted to paçocate, almost scored two own-goals in the same play

>>150266291
For me its sabrositos

>>150266291
Penalty foul

>>150265962
That would mean the world is gonna end in a year stupid ass

>BRA1
Vitória 2 - Juventude [2]

>>150266404
Penalty handball

>>150266398
gee I hope

>>150266430
what a theft
the ball touched his shoulder

>ARG1
Vélez Sarsfield - Independiente
Managers: Guillermo Barros Schelotto - Julio Vaccari
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/0tvirYP1/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150266151
>>150266172
Retarded despeje + golazo. Never fails

>>150266404
>punt the ball into someones arm
>get awarded a penal
I will never understand this

>>150266462
And that's a good thing for Vasco da Gama

>BRA2
Athletico-PR - Cuiabá
Managers: Odair Hellmann - Eduardo Barros
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/ttsCF8Xo/#/match-summary/lineups

>BRA1
Corinthians - Bahia
Managers: Dorival Júnior - Rogério Ceni
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/YFonhHQh/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150266085
Franco Faraco

o que o Vitória, Ceará, Sport e Bahia fazem na série A?

>>150266398
I already said yes

>>150266404
>>150266151
why are our league's games slurpers instead of this bros

>>150266704
Banheirão

gol deles

>ARG1
Independiente's red card and penalty foul against Vélez Sarsfield

>>150267026
>ARG1
Vélez Sarsfield [1] - Independiente 0

heh... not so fast curintia

>>150266561
man i forgot this was starting soon and missed the first goal

>BRA1
Corinthians' handball anulating the equalizer against Bahia

>neonazi ape immediately goes to janny to cry i was mean to him
Keep yourself safe btw

>BRA1
Corinthians 0 - Bahia [1]
https://x.com/FPapobolei39909/status/1956869851890286977

Is it possible to learn how to drive in 1 month?

>>150267541
ez pz

O que o menino Ney vai fazer amanhã contra o Vasco não está escrito...
>>150267541
Yes, but you might have problems if permisos or whatever, I don't know how it works in argenxina
>>150267333
Wtf is this real?

>>150267657
>permisos
No I mean, is it possible to go from 0 knowledge to license level knowledge in 1 month? Regardless of bureaucracy, just human spirit and /copalib/ level IQ.

>>150267677
Yes, but do you have access to a car, a safe space to drive in and, ideally, someone to ride with you? Literal teenagers learn to drive in days

>>150267677
You could learn to drive easily, but it's up to you if you can memorize the useless traffic rules that you will never use in real life but the license test wants you to know

>>150267711
I would pay one of those gordas that lend you their car and teach you.
>>150267722
I have good memorization, I could easily fool them into thinking I know the rules.

>>150267657
>Wtf is this real?
yup

>>150267733
Gordas? How weird, over here this is a job for men only. Do you have mandatory driving school in argentina in order to get a permiso?

>>150267677
Yeah, you can get good enough in a day if you really want. They made me parallel park in my first day with a car at driving school.

man they are taking their sweet time checking this Corinthians goal

>>150267780
They are trying very hard to cancel the glory of Gui Negão (do NOT translate his name)

>BRA1
Corinthians [1] - Bahia 1

>>150265033
How did we manage to fuck this up

AIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHEAIUHEUIHE

They stole our president and now they are stealing our games, we are the most prejudicated team

Sentem minha falta?

>BRA1
Corinthians 1 - Bahia [2]

>>150265098
Yep
>>150266704
Why didnt you mention fortaleza

>>150267912
Penalty foul

>>150267912
Pleas dcorinthians, do something
Wint his match
Be good for today
Thry stole your kid

Caiu em Itaquera...

>>150267764
>Do you have mandatory driving school in argentina in order to get a permiso?
I don't think so, in some jurisdictions you don't even need to do the driving test.

>>150267924
pq o Fortaleza ja caiu pra série B

is there any ffmpeg command so its calculate the file size automatically to 4mb?

>>150267987
Holy hell, what a dream
Viva la libertad carajo

>>150268055
wish i knew
one of the reasons i use the mpv script to make webms it that it has a target file size option, don't know how it does it though

>>150265203
capibara rasta

>>150268071
>+12

>>150268055
so in the script (webm.lua) theres this function that uses target_filesize to calculate a target bitrate

Nunca conheci um devoto de sao paulo
Cursed team

>>150268101
Bitrate is file size
The formula is 4mb = x / duration

Carta do sao paulo ao corinthians
>Ainda que eu falasse com hélio dos anjos

>>150268055
>>150268167
it uses the calculated bitrate to make to the final ffmpeg command, the options you can use in ffmpeg should be these:

--ovcopts-add=b=
--oacopts-add=b=
"--" .. tostring(type) .. "opts-add=minrate=" .. tostring(bitrate) .. "k"
"--" .. tostring(type) .. "opts-add=maxrate=" .. tostring(bitrate) .. "k"

Vitoria has regulated too many points this season
It’s unironically over

>ARG1
Vélez Sarsfield 1 - Independiente [1]

>>150268329
It is a remarkable number of chokes
But I wont be lazy hearted
We have escaoed relegation in crazy ways before: 2016 2017, 2024
We can do it again
We are the houdini of relegations

>>150268423
Penalty foul

>ARG1
Vélez Sarsfield [2] - Independiente 1

>>150268528
Penalty foul

Things to think about:
The ingleses in argentina and uruguay gave their founded teams english names and the ingleses in brazil did not
Whats up with that?

>>150268600
Not even a tricolor, but I'm glad fluminense isn't called something silly like Nigel chamberlain fc

Se pudrió todo...
Guillermo expulsated

>>150268695
That have the football club in their full name to compensate
You cant even blame this on vargas since it was before his time

>>150268695
IThey would probably be called River

>>150268784
How would Vargas be blamed, in any case? He would applaud the fluminense name, but maybe ask them to change football club to fuchibol clube
>>150268815
Oscar COCKS FC, just to make the "homo club" infamy even lamer

>san descenso
>rasin
>bojo
the absolute state of the "grandes"

Eu quando o River Janeiro fez 2 a 0 no chimblington fc (also known as flamengo) pela copa da nação

>>150268101
there was a command I knew that it would calculate max target file and would use bitrate based on that but I forgot

Temperley
All my troubles look so far away
'Cause gallardo is here to stay

>>150268695
>bahia city
>redbull kidney stone bragantino
>galo holding group
>textor fogo

>>150268875
Tradcucks blame vargas for lack of different (european) subcultures in brazil

>athletico-PR
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK

Palmeiras lost to this

>>150268907
>boca not mentioned
grandes bros...

>>150268908
tinha que ser em português essa merda de macaquice de post

SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ

>>150268970
>match is 0-0
>stream fucking dies
>its back as "Event Starting Soon"
>both teams score

Lol i hadnt seen this last year

>>150268998
those are some hair styles.

>>150269021
Foi exatamente isso que eu disse depois que o arsenal tijuca ganhou o estadual guanabara

>>150269015
boca hasn't lost yet

>>150268935
Being funded by an English dude is barely a subculture though, thank God they decided calling it Fluminense

>ONE victory in the last 11 brasileirão matches
the absolute state of corinthians

>>150268908
>>150268927
Kkkkkkkkk

>>150268935
I don't know who else you would blame but the dude who banned their languages and put them in concentration camps

>>150269135
its pathetic that you are replying to your own post, y'know

>>150268907
That is stramg, so strange
Mm, must be the season of the witch

>BRA2
Athletico-PR [1] - Cuiabá 0
https://x.com/gols000000/status/1956889512887345495

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame homophobia, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Hellmann's and the sisters, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances to beat cortinas or remain in la B for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /copalib/? Is Petraglia the problem? Is it Léo Pelé or Zapelli? Belezi #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://loja.athletico.com.br/
https://www.twitch.tv/casimito
https://www.amomeupet.org/noticias/11309/poodle-toy-vai-a-pet-shop-e-volta-completamente-difrente-um-leve-mal-entendido-
https://www.petz.com.br/cachorro/racas/poodle/
https://www.instagram.com/monivilela/
https://www.assembleia.pr.leg.br/storage/ordem_dia/iDAOBWi3zCrlQvo1IFwVmqyKEZxRslE7TbZA95UJ.pdf
https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/esportes/futebol/campeonato-paranaense/rebaixado-atletico-se-livrou-da-2-divisao-estadual-em-1967-apos-pedido-de-rivais-cfyosdpdi6b5scz9x0x4joehh/
https://cvv.org.br/

>>150269154
Undeniably a sensible decision considering the circumstances
>>150268970
>Pathetico

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhj17qlLCTI

>BRA2
Athletico-PR 1 - Cuiabá [1]
https://x.com/gols000000/status/1956890162257973476

>>150268436
2024 was indeed crazy
but they have just regalated too many points bro

>>150269190
cuiabá empateted in the saíde the bola, TOFCU started to chimpout and the game ended

>>150269154
This is why democracia.corintiana was important

>>150269175
I'm just happy that pathetico is shit

>>150269222
In 2016 marinho relegated inter with the power of his will with a team of bums
I cant stop believing

>>150269154
The north american model of integration is a failed system that only creates ethnic bubbles that would be very happy in taking the entire country for themselves

>>150269216
I am shameles
But yes, leading "junior pan american games" does bring a smile to my face

>>150269197
Eu odeio o Atletico-PR mais do que eu eu odeio o Palmeiras

>>150269154
The name of the concentration camp? Parque Antarctica

Can we have democracia but without the corinthians part

>>150269216
>brasiu

>>150269216
Many cuban athletes went missing in paraguay during the games

uhhhhh

>>150269216
Brazil is the new cuba (but without the soviet money)

>>150269423
kkkkkkkkkk

>>150269417
>sopa'd

eu gosto aqui papai

Quick post a beautiful woman so it doesnt get weird

Thanks flu bro
I feel heterossexual again

>>150269646
you appeared just at the right time, i have a knife to sharpen!

>>150269703
How ironic

>>150269839
Name 1 famous gay flu supporter

calling a team with black and white a "tricolor" is the same as black people calling themselves "people of color"

>>150269889
>two headers inside the area means go-ACK

>>150269880
today I learnt saying "people of color" was ok but saying "colored people" isn't
what the fuck is up with them, it's like they're ashamed or something

>>150269867
(the actor is gay)

>>150269216
Our athletes can get pretty decent results with shoe string budget

>>150269880
This is why your team lost that final

>>150269880
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal sounds feminine

welcome to?

I will make

>>150270267
Brokita

Gremio
>>150270275

>>150270267
he's obviously gonna win CdB, this is his whole shtick for the past 4 years, doing badly on the league and good in the cups

>>150270119
heh, my team never reached a final ever

Bahia 2-1 Corinthians

Bahia found a win despite of having no goalkeeper (the random one wearing goalkeeper uniform doesn't count) and playing cowardly who entire match.

Next target: Ceará (Copa do Nordeste)
Next Série A target: Santos

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT