Thread 150252339

Adelaide v Collingwood will hopefully save this shit round of footy

>>150252339 (OP)
Pies will probably get smashed. Crows will go to outright unbackable favourites and then go out in straight sets.

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies

so nas basically confirmed he's leaving in his interview
fuck st kilda is grim thank fuck i don't support them

>>150252339 (OP)
who wins this fight

>>150252344
>Crows will go to outright unbackable favourites and then go out in straight sets.
this is exactly what i'm expecting too, i think they'll collapse in finals

>>150252347
>Bring in TDK
>Lose NSM
1 step forward, 2 steps back.

Josh got up early this afternoon I see

GWS beat the Snus as well. That was cool.

did you know that nsdish biological father is former north melbourne player eddie sansbury but the media is told to supress this for whatever reason

It's my 45yo birthday today

>>150252356
tdk is overrated and they already have marshall
plus they're spending a shitload of their cap on tdk
it's half a step forward if that

>>150252350
Raven. They're actually smart and like three times the size of the magpies. I have them both in my neighbourhood and watch them eating out my window and the magpies will bully around other birds to eat stuff on the lawn but they just stay out of the way of the ravens.

>>150252361
would love to wrap my lips around a meaty pussy like this

>>150252361
>all anal
>its a picture of a pussy

>>150252370
happy birthday

>>150252370
happy birthday pops

>>150252350
Magpie. Smaller birds tend to beat larger birds as the former are more maneuverable.

>>150252361
Nice puss.

i reckon marnie vinall would be a dirty little slut in bed and i want to see it

Lads, Jack just posted

>>150252350
>Walk past magpies on the streets (both babies and adults)
>They gladly cross the footpath or stare at me with curiosity
>Walk past crows on the streets
>They stay at a further distance or fly away
Bunch soft cunts

HEAVE HO UNNA

i used to be okay with drinking milk now it hurts my stomach

>>150252393
Fred, please stop posting here and focus on not bottling a top 8 spot for the second year in a row.

If you lose to the dogs, and the Hawks beat the Lions...

>>150252398
Milk is an ingredient, not a beverage

crows really have broken some people's brains this year, real Trump 2016 areas

>le one good game under new coach and back to being shit
why are afl players such mental midgets

>>150252398
congrats.
now you know you're brown and jewish

>>150252401
Nah, MY Crows are 2004 John Kerry if you insist on American political parallels

Real game coming up soon

i'm going to be so revved if tonight's game ends up being boring slop as well

>>150252400
no but luke may

>>150252408
crisp dogs v dees aflw watcher

>>150252346
Hey foid why does the aflw suck so much? Like the whole female competition is shit

>>150252408
cricky might be good fingers crossed

>>150252370
happy birthday kiddo.

The problem with the dees is we played well last week. Simply impossible to play well two games in a row

>>150252405
yeah, wartime presidents don't lose reelection, so your analysis here is also wrong

afl site: shows afl and aflw news
aflw site: shows aflw news
why?

Lads, do I drop some dosh this week and go visit the so called "blowjob princess"?

>>150252429
afl is inclusive all things afl
why dont you petition for an aflm site if it makes you this upset

>>150252412
my banes told me to watch the epl tonight instead

Stephen May be the worst player on the ground

If tonight's game is a snoozey blowout I'll watch the EPL instead

>>150252432
you have to pay money to see your own mother?

>>150252436
>she won't start an aflw thread on /sp
Waiting for the govt to do it for you huh

thinking steven may be a fuckwit with the amount of team mate dust ups he's had

>>150252444
I wish, my mum is horrible at sucking dick

Gunston, Jezza, Elliott and Melksham all having career best years in their mid 30s. Just shows zoomer can't defend.

>>150252444
checked
she has to eat and pay rent like everyone else

>sees anything women related
>nooooooooooo you cant im interested in men only!

>>150252450
i agree

>>150252450
agreed. your dad's ace though.

all those years being fed ice cream for breakfast and she charges to see him

how does soccer even work on FTA? are they legally capable of going 45 minutes without an ad break?

>>150252453
>noooo don't delete this pic rel >>150252361
>its the best post itt by far
>t. ham beast dyke

Lads, Harry just posted

>>150252459
Steady on, I actually like and will defend my dad cunt. He's as straight as an arrow, could beat up your dad, and works for Nintendo.

remember when may and lever were considered a good defence

>>150252465
Yes

>>150252453
>Noooo you have to watch the slow and low scoring slop
>Who cares if the girls are dogshit?
>You like to watch quality games? what are you gay?

classic strawman outta nowhere

>>150252465
>25min half time ad marathon
>endless banner ads
>45m halves
by federal law tv are only allowed 15mins of ads per hour

>>150252114
Saving to go to Eastern Europe to find a wife desu

that jack gunston kid goes alright

>>150252429
on bigfooty any sub-board list has all the womens footy boards at the top even if they had like 5 posts a year kek

>girl i used to have a crush on at uni who was a friend of a friend who went and got knocked up and became a single mum has posted on Facebook for the world to see that she's doing onlyfans now and doesn't want to hear any negativity and she's proud of it
>she has a son
Poor kid

which spastic fta channel bet on buying epl rights kek
would like to put money on them going under in a year

>>150252483
it's always a son, never a daughter in that situation

>>150252484
Sex Before Soccer was tops

>>150252483
you could have saved her if only she was wise enough to see it

>>150252484
What are you talking about?

Wait I just ended Kayo, u tellling me Adelaide vs Collingwood is PAY?

>married some guy from uni
>yeah its stable i guess but i want to kill myself every day, life is so boring

>>150252484
stan/9
same with the rugby union
>2 fta games per week

>>150252483
but you subscribed right?

>>150252500
this is just happening more and more

Lads, Harry just posted again

>>150252501
>9 buys epl rights just as MY soufs get relegated
It was ever thus.

>>150252484
They would all be well aware the last generation of AFL fans are getting older by the day

so boys, without talking about my mum or dad's ability to suck dick, should i go with this blowjob princess.

She's pretty hot, and I have spare money from my tax return. I could either spend it on vidya or some time with the blowjob princess.

>afl is le dying
>soccer is taking over!
they have been saying this since the 70s kek

>>150252346
eat pies and wear a flannelette me

>Women bashing drug addict as the poster boy
Are betting companies retarded?

>>150252516
no

>>150252518
Literally. The A league attendance AND tv numbers are dwindling and a club just fucking an hero'd

>>150252522
They know their target demographic: women bashing drug addicts ("tradies")

saw a 14yo girl with one of those thin text tattoos down her spine at the godson's basketball game

Yum

>>150252523
righto, ill spend it on vidya. deep down i know whores are the cowards way out but im so busy these days that actually trying to get some pussy is almost equivalent.

>>150252532
did it say BBC ONLY

>more people watch soccer at 2am from some foreign league than the local comp
says it all tbqh

>>150252522
Ben Cousins wasn't available

>>150252527
>saturday night
>paying for a blowie
at the right club/bar and $50 drinks will get you most amateurs and she'll probably fuck as well

>>150252537
That's because it starts in October

where can i meet a girl like this
i just want to wrap my mouth around a vag

It' was 300 and full service, CIM/COB as well. I repelled the demon and am going to use the money for vidya anyway.

>>150252545
the London Tube, apparently.

>>150252545
the old bar

>>150252545
Billie Eilish will face God's judgement for her crimes against women's hairstyles

>>150252537
midday in UK is common epl kick off
so it's on after the NRL. I think its deliberate to get the numpties something to watch while drunk

>>150252555
theres only one time you should be looking at a womans hair and its not with a girl like this - its with the future mother of your kids.

Nice trips though.

i have a better rig than most afl players

>>150252545
She's a pretty rotten slut from what I remember of her onlyfans

men aren't dangerous enough for women these days

>>150252545
imagine sucking those pretty red toes on the floor of the train while her and her friends take drunken pisses and shits on you and kicking you in the balls if you try to touch your dick

>>150252545
>>150252555
I have the same haircut as this

>>150252563
thats how i like them

>>150252564
no date tonight?
you should go to the aflw game and pick up another fat roastie. don't forget your rainbow flag

hawks just nuked their percentage in the last 2 minutes

>>150252545
This chick is a massive slut in case you weren’t aware

>women owe me sex!
>noooooo not like that!

anyone here actually fucked around with an actual BPD/schizo chick, not just one that is pretending?

I did about a decade ago, and holy shit did she do literally everything and anything, but it also cost me about ten grand over 6 months in shit being broken.

I have a tiny pencil dick on a big frame, its maybe 6 inches, maybe, but its not thick

>>150252593
/r/ThatHappened

>>150252597
crisp me

DIE COLLINGWOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150252604
>>>/r9k/
you look like someone who hasnt been hit in the face by a fucking egg cooker.

>>150252593
yes. best sex ever but i nearly ended up in prison.

Peak NPC /afl/ core
- seething about Australian culture because you despise people enjoying their lives

who the fuck is this transformers sperg
get lost you peanut

fucking hell lmao

you cant "cook" an egg champ

>>150252618
nice. mine never got near criminal charges, she just liked hurting me and then fucking me right after when she flipped.

She moved to the UK. I wonder how she's doing with the rape gangs over there.

lotta underages here showing themselves that they dont know what a soft/hardboiled egg-cooker is.

>>150252651
You posted the same image in reply last time lol

>>150252652
>yeah its a le woman xd!!!!!

I am a hideous human being, without a conscience, uncaring, couldn't give a damn about anybody

>>150252543
maybe if your a fuckin tradesperson not a computer guy like me

>Qwaynor in a midfield mix so Parker plays in defense
Yep might need to rev some SPASTIC remarks throughout the match

>>150252597
same, not enough to qualify for dsp but damn near useless

>>150252543
YEAH MATE, IN 2006 THAT'S THE WAY IT WENT.

>>150252672
who the fuck is parker doesnt he play for north or some shit

this bloke is off his head kek

need to be dicked down tonite

>>150252545
>>150252563
Whomstethever?

Fox Footy video packages are so gay

>>150252652
You’re all cookers, long live Dan andrews

>>150252714
Never mind, I found her. What a boring onlyfans. People actually pay for this shit? Nice pussy though.

>>150252346
So what the fuck am I supposed to like?

>>150252732
Whatever you want. Don't let people dictate what you are and aren't allowed to like unless it's absolute faggotry and none of those things are.

>>150252731
At least she shows her tits and hairy cunt unlike the average onlyfans scammer

>>150252732
Whatever I tell you to. Let people dictate what you are and aren’t allowed to like unless it’s absolute cookery and all of those things are

>>150252593
been there. fine arts student. batshit crazy
every 2nd day was a pysch ward happening
hey anon lets smoke weed lmao
>6months later of turbo madness bs
oh didn't you know it messes with my psyc meds and makes shit worse. oh you didn't know I'm in full psychiatric treatment. forgot to tell you, oops tee hee

>>150252731
>>150252751
What’s the name

dont know whether to watch pies v crows or t20 decider

>>150252666
then its a skill issue
t. office worker chad

>>150252769
reedamberx

>>150252398
Congrats, you turned into a nigger.

>>150252772
watch the football

want to go for a walk but i'm gonna wait for the first quarter of this, it'll get dark soon annoyingly but i'm banking on this game being good

>>150252802
>it'll get dark soon
>7:30pm in winter
Wut?

>Bet on Hawks to win both halves
>34 up at the half
>OK it’s a lock
>3 junk time Dees goals
>win by 36 and the half by 2
they nearly fucked me

>>150252398
Fuck, I'd hate becoming a lactose intolerant bitch. I love dairy and consume it daily.

>>150252819
This cured me of lactose intolerance.

>>150252772
Dude even 5.30pm in perth its now 90% dark
and what a shit hole. I would avoid.

>finally a peaceful, lazy Saturday night
>get to listen to spergkino from Rowie on the 5AA feed

>>150252829
reply for this cunt >>150252810

>>150252765
>fine arts student

Mine was studying "languages and linguistics". Shortstack with the most incredible pussy, it's literally indescribable.

We were co-workers at a cinema the time, so we fucked in the bathroom, upstairs in the projector room, behind the candy bar, and in many, many mostly empty movie theatres (keyword mostly).

My mistake was trying to have her move in with me, which caused a lot of property damage and probably what should have been a restraining order.

>>150252593
No but the only girl interested in me just got herpes from sleeping around and still I msg her

i've never had my posts get soijak'd

>if you look at carsales too long it just blocks your ip
dumbest fucking website ever

>>150252784
vile

The hot single chick from NSW that lives in this complex with me is out. I'm absolutely fucking lived desu I've reversed back let her through a few times in the basement car park

Daicos burned that Collingwood guy about 3 times before kicking to hid midget brother being triple teamed.

>>150252842
Same, she was a 10/10. She's almost 40 and still looks hot af. And I had the same option
>if you let me move in we can fuck more often
Living seperate was the only thing that made it tolerable and last more than a month. Luckily I found another saner girl about the same time. And the bonus was the new one had filthy rich parents. The batshit gal wasn't poor but the decision was a no brainer

>gf's mum just called to see if she could come over to use my dishwasher
>she lives in point cook
> I don't.
bitch is fucked in the head

>>150252618
based bruce lehrmann

@ 150252875
didnt ask champ

>>150252875
>she could come over to use my dishwasher
tell her to get her own gf then

crowbros.... this CANNOT be happening!!!

I hate all human life but seeing Membrey kick a high pressure goal when this time last year, or year before he was trying to kill himself makes the heartless old man in me smile, just a little bit

>>150252875
Your GF a truck driver or Indian bro?

I had a French chick message me on my birthday, talked for the whole night & had no clue she would’ve fucked me

>>150252899
>>150252894

>With a loss (next week), Fremantle would become the first team in V/AFL history to miss the finals with 15 wins.
kek

old internet: yeah, fucked a crazy bitch. got nothing better to do so here's a 20,000 word, three part saga posted to alt.sex.stories

new internet: yeah fucked a crazy bitch, shit was cash frfr ong brrrrrrt.

i swear sidebottom just stands around and flaps his arm at every marking contest instead of trying to actually mark it
he's already done it twice tonight

>>150252907
not if the iggs beat the dogs

Are the crows pretenders?

>afl leddit pinning the W games but not the afl ones which have 1000x the comments
epic

>>150252916
>The tiny exception would be the Giants. Theoretically if they lost by 100 points next week, and Fremantle lost by a point in a high-scoring game, they would fall below the Dockers on percentage;

yeah, keep hoping

he's already worried lol

i don't want to better myself everything should be handed to me

A storm will hit the Adelaide match in the 2nd qrt. It could get messy

don't usually watch fox but does huddo usually sound this bad? dude sounds like a video game phoning it in

>>150252903
Would you rather me lie? I did finger hex in a nightclub

my iggs WILL beat the dogs, dogs are weakmind
remember 2023

>>150252938
yep, been this way for 25 years

Go pies!

>>150252937
kino, 2nd half finna be messy

>>150252937
>"dawwwwhawhawhawhaw oh yes yes yes yesyesyes", he scoffed. Immediately flicking to new tab icon he loaded up a Youtube video of AC/DC's Thunderstruck and paused allowing it to fully buffer mitigating issues for when his own storm will synchronise with everyone else's.

>>150252938
>dude sounds like a video game phoning it in
funny, he does commentary for footy video games as well
not sure when he started, but I knows he's done the last two abominations (23 & 26)

>>150252938
anthony hudson has always been a stain upon the commentary

inb4 some Age or ABC article comes out about how this game should have been shown on free-to-air and the current TV deal is evil

>>150252963
worth watching it now
>go crows for extra thread seethe

I feel like legacy media is sitting on some bombshell story about the AFL they will conveniently release days before either the prelims or the Grand Final.

>>150252976
>we have 20 commentators, and Huddo's the BEST one now

Soft as butter kek

I think there's a lot of sexual tension building between the two most gayest clubs in the AFL.

>>150252999
sydney vs brisbane was last week mate

>>150252976
James Brayshaw's the worst.

>>150251024
>>150251062
Guess that's sorted then.

>[x] Brisbane defeat Fremale
>[x] GWS defeat Gold Coast
>[x] Collingwood defeat Adelaide
[ ] Sydney defeat Geelong

>>150252981
american feed better quality than kayo
we're being ripped off bros

The shit eating grin when he gets the free povo Collingwood rat filth hahahaha

>magpiss playing for their season
>meanwhile nicks calmly puppeteers the entire top 8 to his whim

>>150253001
I think Tex will mount Nick Daicos after the game.

>Naicos 291 metres gained
ELITE

Cum on me boyz.

>>150252934
Based Harley Reid

>>150253021
Plus Tex's 4 inches.

>>150253006
sydney can't beat geelong when it matters.
t. swasn.

POWAH bros if we somehow lose houston one year and miss out on NWM and crows get him I'm finna be pissed

>tip against pies for the first time this year
>they win
every time

>>150253004
he's at least got a smidgen of a personality and camera-facing ability, plus did play professional sports. hudson's just a weird fucking nerdy gnome with zero spark. he makes mark howard look good

Rev up 5aa. It's going to be feral.

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>>150253004
BIG BOY GET AROUND IT

>>150252934
Read Neville Goddard's books. It's all you need.

>durr you accidentally hit ball out of other player hand i give him goal now

gay sport

You fucking retards thought Collingwood isn't winning the 2025 Premiership?

>>150253008
crisp and true. plus, like the kiwi & bong feeds, the ads are funny.

>>150253004
his tv work sucks but that's what he gets told to do his radio work is kino

Hope Nick is okay after that player punched him right in the solar plexus

Adelaide has been found out. Exposed. It's over for Adelaide

>>150253049
haha nice tip will try

Noel's Caravan's
Noel's Caravan's

>>150253064
Kek right?
All these spergs screeching with bated breath don't want to accept the inevitable

>>150253064
>you fucking retards
>that grammar
lol

and respected by our foes

Can we get a check on the weather please? Any radar?

>>150253071
They were exposed last week, old news

>>150253082
I don't know the weather, but what I can tell you is that it is in fact quarter time.

>>150253079
i never respected you gutless dogs

>>150253065
my fave is russian commenty
>glistry doicha monga kangaroos shliots flitsy marks blastroika moichie torpedo kick pliski

pies just need to hold onto the lead for the next 20 minutes before the storm comes. the crows big men won't be able to clunk many in the wet

screencapping all these collingwood retards

>>150253082
Rain in 5

>>150253076
That grammar is correct.
Albeit could be made clearer with
>You fucking retards thought "Collingwood isn't winning the 2025 Premiership"?

THUNDER DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

with every top 9 team exposed as frauds, who the fuck will possibily be winning the flag?

>>150253082
Main band about to hit Glenelg but I think the heavy stuff will drift south

>>150253049
*yawn* we saw this episode 2 weeks ago against hawthorn

>>150253110
The single apostrophes work better here. In Australia, the double apostrophes are used primarily for direct, verbatim quotations.

>>150253122
is it the same scoring end or the opposite end?

kek keane goes down like peter griffin about 5 times a game

>It's started raining
Goals, that is.

You could tell Rowie listened to a LOT of Rex Hunt

>>150253120
Is that the algal bloom?

>>150253131
Those games (and the Port game the week after) were all towards The Hill (left of screen).

Cum on me boyz

Surprisingly it's not Frampton or Parker causing this goal spill, impressive

BIT OF CALVIN HARRIS LADS, HOW ABOUT THAT WE LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT AMERICA EXCEPT FOR FREEDOM AND GUNS. We prefer the sudos stab us

>>150253145
The algae bloom is a Jewish conspiracy. The real story that the government doesn't want you to hear is that that Chinese navy vessel in March went past Adelaide and poisoned the waters. Mainly due to Australia building the new nuke subs in Adelaide

>>150252339 (OP)
Any streams?

cum on boys

>>150253169
there is lad but the boys are protective

>>150253110
correct.

nicky d is a sassy b

>>150253110
Isn't or Aren't?

FrampGOD?

>>150253049
holy shit they are insufferable to listen to

>>150253169
freestreams or whatever /tennis/ uses

>showing soccer in the half time of NRL
lel

oh its the headband poof ump who paid naicos that shithouse flop lmao of course it is, that guy is a fucking idiot

Got no flow says Gimp Lyon. Bet Billy's wife got flow though

This Houston fella was a great recruit.

The Texan - He's our fucking lad blowing out blackies and blowing out pies

FUCKEN TEXXXXXXXXXX

>>150252938
he's watching it on a screen from another state, hard to make it sound good
that said any commentary on a pies game is typically horseshit

>>150253278
Why wouldn't he be in Adelaide? Weren't people pretending he was in Perth last night?

>>150253055
i actually think 50s need to be removed the game, they never pay them for time wasting and instead pay them for dumb shit like stepping over the mark for 0.000001 seconds, or for something that isn't even there in the first place

>>150253289
The two 50s paid this game (that I've seen) have literally been for time wasting. Can't knock the ball out of someone's hand when they've been given a free kick.

>>150253273
>our
Which player are you

Someone post that pointing Crowslad

Someone webm that Adelaide finger pointer asap

ahhhh haaaaaa

>>150253303
that was epic

best i've got

>>150253296
i haven't seen them yet, were they deliberate? i more mean when players get tackled and give away htb, then lie on top of it for 10 seconds and grab the opponents instead of just handing it over straight away

*click click *

lol all those collingtards had their lead overturned in one qtr

glad the rain starts pouring with only a goal in it. it would be unwatchable otherwise

Let's go Crows!

>>150252826
Haven't drank it since it became Chinese-owned.

I never drank famers union, never liked it

i wish i was chinese owned

garry lymong is unlistenable

>crows lose
FRAUDS
>crows win
PRETENDERS

LITERALLY cannot refute this

I'm on 5 dating apps but they stopped working when I turned 35 lads, now what? I have no friends either or gf

>>150253289
Annoying since time wasting is something that's actually worth fifty since it breaks through the zone they've been able to set up purely through wasting time and denying their opposition to quickly move.

>>150253332
>I never liked the thing I never tried
Is this also why you hate heterosexual intercourse?

>>150253341
this

>>150253345
It's over.

>>150253323
Amazing. It's almost like they'd built it in a quarter in the first place.

Remember big m egg flip

>>150253350
yeah that's what i mean, if you can hold up your opponents for 5 seconds with no penalty that's enough for the entire field to move to your advantage

>>150253349
I played that game before the meme was big. Or one could say before it was Bigsby KJEK

>>150253333
>There's a large enough market of chinks seething over white men to make porn specifically catered towards their inferiority complex
Makes sense.

i lift weights for women

>>150253389
ngmi

>nick having a whinge about not getting the ball from teammates
ick

blud pulled out a graph

>>150253389
At least you're honest unlike the others

>>150252665
me too, embrace it

>>150253362
I remember it but not sure if I ever drank it. It was just egg nog, wasn't it?

>>150253394
>brud purred out a glaph

>>150253345
Turn yourself into a high value male.

>>150253345
change your age to 34

>>150253376
So you want them to be stricter with 50s, yet you say they should be removed?
It's tards like you (and those who are saying they're too harsh and need to be 25m penalties) would turn the afl into even more slopfests.

>>150253402
Only ever sipped it, can’t really remember just tasted like sugary vanilla

How many touches would Nicky D get in an awfl game?

>>150253345
lift weights

>>150253412
kek that's a lot of piss

>>150253418
>if i get muscles maybe someone will love me!
kek

I want a big hard throbbing cock up my arsehole

>>150253433
Half time is almost over, Nick.

>>150253428
The person you first need to trick is yourself and that's a lot easier if you've got some big buff muscles.

the CHADelaide BROS

>>150253433
game plan for the next half, nick?

>>150253409
I am already fit 40, earn 99k, own own place.

I could
-Take TEST but I am already 14% bodyfat with a 90kg squat I am not low test, I'm not 25 but I am not pencil arms and gut
-Go to Turkey and get my widow's peaks fixed

How else do I do it? 2 year old Mazda 3 fully owned.

I've consistently improved myself and not much has changed on the women front. (but now given up) At 35-40 in Australia only the insane, divorced or extreme sluts are left.

spergcels have no idea how much better your life is when you get lean and jacked. and not just with women. literally everybody treats you better. because you are better.

Rain update?

I lift weights to look like this

>>150253454
They do know lol, they're just coping.

>>150253447
>I am already fit 40
So are you 35 or 40?

nice one dickhead you set gymcunt off again

>>150253447
>40yo
>90kg squat
bruh

>>150253447
>14% bodyfat with a 90kg squat
Actually start lifting weights, Mr. Skeleton.

>>150253454
If you're natty you just look really thin and gaunt bro, or you enhanced? If enhanced then I get your comment, if you're just doing a bit of lifting and think you're fucking Zeus yeah nah

>>150253467
Crazy how all the gay and homo posting doesn't bother you but the gym stuff does huh?

>gym hater anon posting gay porn again
imagine my shock

Nick scoring some behinds for the inevitable loom

Lads, Harry just posted again

Lads, Harry just posted

>>150253501
no gymcunt starts posting and then the antigymsperg lashes out and it's just the same thing every day, they're as autistic as each other and i'm sick of it

Don't worry docker bros, my iggs will fix your mess tomorrow by defeating the bulldogs

>>150253505
Not your boogeyman

>>150253520
Dogs feast on shit teams whilst losing to good ones. They'll destroy you.

>>150253520
please do

>>150253498
being 6'2 helps. definitely not enhanced. i think your brain might be fried from the physique-inflation of the last decade or so. almost anyone can get that brad pitt fight club look. just get under 14% bf and do a hypertrophy focus routine.

do the commentators ever talk about the team collingwood is playing or nah

kek nick little bitch

>splits in half entirely missing the game
god hates us all

>Bond. Hugh Bond.
kek

>>150253418
don't forget to learn to code

>>150253567
>god
>real
lol

>>150253519
Gymsperg just wants the best for his /afl/ family thoughbeit.

>>150253447
>2 year old Mazda 3
which model type, it matters

>>150253578
How else do you think we came about Mr know it all

>>150253578
so true

Hudson is awful fucking hell

dear oh dear

Not many pies here, we're too intelligent I love how this is unfolding as a really heartbreaking soul-destroying moment for the pies, not so brave when you're not at the 'g

>>150253609
>not so brave when you're not at the 'g
To be fair to those no-travelling cunts they have an insane record against Adelaide and at Adelaide Oval

Not a word of a lie, I earn about 500k a year inclusive super plus some rental income and dividends and kind of feel comfortable atm but not rich. I can't go out and buy a maclaren rich

maynard kwab

>>150253547
>almost anyone can get that brad pitt fight club look

>>150253646
What do you do?

schoenburg looks like a fat bully archetype

>>150253646
nice humblebrag fuckhead

>>150253655
Nice try, glowie.

he says gym is all about health and fitness but then the mask slips and proves he only wants muscles because he thinks a woman - any woman - will love him if he does
muscles aren't a personality champ, hypertrophy doesn't grow likeability

>>150253655
Orthodontist
>>150253661
No worries

>>150253663
>Here's a blog about my life including my income
>What do you do?
>OH MY GOD, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, GLOWIE!

being likeable is ick

>>150253676
>Orthodontist
Fair enough. Nice racket in teeth.

>>150253519
>gymcunt starts posting and then the antigymsperg lashes out and it's just the same thing every day
Sounds jewish

I'm a very ugly angry hateful prick

>>150253676
>Orthodontist
Profiting off other's misery? Grim.

goalless quarter?

>>150253708
most suicided occupation

Neither of these teams look formidable desu. Even if Brisbane are busted up they're the team to beat.

>>150253717
Jinxed it

TEAM PLAY KINO

based crom

>>150253726
Beating farmer/vet?

Goal finally

>Throw
Holy rigamoly

>>150253727
i kind of agree
really hope the grand final this year isn't another one sided dogshit game
>>150253729
yeah rip

>>150253736
dont care
t. civil engineer

>>150253726
thought it was former north melbourne player

KWAB

>>150253652
>2-3 or beginner gains
>get to ~10% bf
that's literally it

spent that whole quarter talking to chatgpt about whether it's worth upgrading to windows 11 on unsupported hardware. long story but I think I'm finna reinstall windows 10 ltsc to get updates until 2032.

>>150253726
Physicians are now statistically. 1.87 times more likely to kill themselves than general population.
Dentists are second at 1.67 times more likely.

>>150253760
>get to ~10% bf
There go all your gains.

Muscles and that level of body fat requires gear.

>>150253736
here you go.

Elliott's got 50!

>>150253764
https://linuxmint.com/download.php
It just works.

can't believe I'm watching prem on tele

>>150253780
and nothing of value was lost

>>150253780
>real estate agents
top kek

>>150253780
>Financial Services
>5th
>Real Estate Agents
>6th

>>150253780
>Medical doctors
>Dentists
Did dentists get btfo here or do they not view themselves as a doctor?

>>150253784
careful, micktranny will sperg out

>>150253770
yeah if you keep lifting your body eats all the muscle instead of fat stores because it's completely retarded like you

>>150253780
>dental surgeon
You might get lucky dentalfag

>>150253780
where are all the tradies?

>>150253795
what dyke aflw player is this

>>150253804
pretty sure dental hygienists call themselves dentists which is almost not medical

>>150253843
People with a happy wife and kids are unlikely to off themselves.

>>150253764
How do you get Win 10 updates when there are none? Also is buying a new computer an option. I came kicking and screaming to 11 but now I like it, don't like the bloatware though but nuked spotify and weather and everything when I ran a script

>>150253853
get linux

>>150253853
>when I ran a script
Chang/Dimitri thanks you.

>>150253853
You can still update xp if you scour the internet

Half blood prince got me crying n shit

>>150253863
whats going on here

>>150253843
banging the women in your life.

crazy there are people here not using linux

>>150253784
shit I'm a windows baby
>>150253853
security updates. my CPU is ancient (2nd gen) so I think it will chug on windows 11 which I only just found out I can bypass the requirements. finna just do this LTSC and upgrade in 2032 or when the PC shits itself lol

can windowlets even rev?

>>150253892
Makes sense. 10 do the 50, after all.

>>150253780
Why are sparkies offing themselves?
Being an electrician seems chill as fuck

>get tackled and lose ball
>0.0000000001 seconds after you drop it throw your arms out
hate this shit

sick of this bullshit

>>150253900
Set up a virtual machine and put Linux on there. Figure out how commands work, etc. End up being a lot of fun and made the switch.
t. Autistic.

>>150253895
one of my laptops runs it only out of curiosity
I'm not the only one with 6 operational laptops on my desk surely?

why are the scores so SHIT

collingwood are dogfuck

>>150253933
both these teams are frauds

>>150253918
sparky mate of mine is now dead from electrocution. smart ass used to work while pulling cones

>>150253918
Fly in fly out from the mine work means the wife left you for the local plumber and all the banter from your years as an apprentice have nuked your self worth.

>>150253930
i prefer linux but my ai slop generator works like shit on it so i'm on w11 because it works better on vindozz for some reason

literally me

SCORE SUM FARKERN GOALS

more like adelaide throws lol

>>150253957
>my ai slop generator works better on windows
Would've assumed that would be the other way around.

TWO
BAD
TEAMS

>>150253972
heh

>>150253973
yeah so did i

>>150253961
heh

of course hateseverythingsperg also hates linux
of course

>>150253929
I did dabble with ubuntu in like 2010 when I was a teen but had no idea what I was doing

lyon is fucking unbearable to listen to, stupid takes and his fucking retarded voice that cant speak english

Lyon is goated and makes things cinematic. It's Huddo that's a tryhard

>>150253992
Things have become a lot more smooth since then. Mint in particular is very easy for a windows person to switch.

Can put it on the parent's / grandparent's computer and it just works. They even feel like pros doing updates.

>31 to 62 i50s
numberkino

Biggest crowd in Adelaide's history.
Never even sold out a showdown to this extent. Need a REAL magpie team to get those numbers.

to the extent that it matters, the head developer of mint has been accused of anti-semitism in the past

>>150254011
literally no one likes lyon lmao

>>150254029
kek port kwabbed

>>150254014
thanks /g/ bro finna look into it

>>150254011
If I meet Huddo in the street I'm going to put him in a bin head first

for being so close this is a pretty shit game

brb installing mint

kek based umps

Kek Nick keeps getting in front of the mark, all match

>>150254014
I did it on a 16G set up thinking it would be quicker then 7
no noticeable difference

fuckhead daicos

like the idea of linux, but then I realise I don't live in a jobless fantasy land and need excel and access.

>>150254056
>66 inside 50s to 31
>2 points down

>browses 4chan all day
>bro use linux its totally faster than windows ok!!!

>Cameron
Kek wtf

peatling? i guess

i missed what nick did

>>150254095
>day
I'm nocturnal you windows scrub.

Carn crows

macrae absolutely refuses to change anything ever. hell gladly lose and then just blame the players for not executing

pies 1 goal in almost 3 qtrs
holy shit kek

>>150254085
>taking wagie toil home with you
keep wangblows at work, linux at home, simple as

>>150254051
watching bane smash freo was a more interesting watch. holy fuck the skils were slick af

>dude use linux its so awesome!
>source: trust me bro!

>>150254119
nah he doesn't blame his players, he blames everything else, like the ground or umps

Another awful game of football

>>150254137
>that random if we played at the mcg the umps would have helped us more spergout last year

may fap to that vid of 6 brazilian girl stacked on top of each other farting simultaneously

>>150254147
he's a whiny cunt and i have no idea why he doesn't get more shit for it

imagine having way more inside 50s and losing haha
oh wait
I DON’T HAVE TO IMAGINE BECAUSE I FUCKING FOLLOW MELBOURNE

>>150254168
>farting simultaneously
Uh, top right was doing a bit more than that...

that was crisp

>>150254167
it's so dumb
just remove the rule already

>>150254180
crisp joke

>>150254167
SOMEONE COULD'VE GOTTEN INJURED , OKAY?!

>>150254196
>GOTTEN
FOY

Close call.

*dabs*

what did nick daicos do like 10 mins ago that was bad? i missed it

Darcy Moore really got worked over from behind.

>pies thought they were so good to start resting players
>1-4 the past 5 weeks

best part of this game was the tuna belly conservas and peach i snacked on during it

I've seen enough. Collingwood ARE NOT making Finals.

>>150253166
I was actually down at Cape Nelson Lighthouse on 19 March and you could see all these weird streaks of foam floating in the water that just floated and didn't dissipate, I did think it was very odd at the time because the water was otherwise the cleanest ocean water you have ever seen in your life

uh oh

Apologise.

NICK DAICOS WITH THE GAME WINNER. ABSOLUTE SUPERSTAR.

Fuck me

*yawn* damn, what everyone else watching?

rare nick daicos chip scab call for the ball blaze from 50 that worked

classic afl hq script incoming

>>150254222
>GAME WINNER
not yet.

>>150254199
Didn't know that was American. Thanks.

AFl marketing department fingering their assholes right now at the thought of replaying that Daicos goal for the next 4 weeks.

>>150254235
It's Collingwood vs Adelaide. They'll bullshit the win somehow.

darcy moore is pretty bad at football

>>150254236
glad to help, mate

>>150254222
>collingwood maths

>>150254216
>>150253166
I think this is some of it in this photo actually I only took a couple of photos

there is definitely gonna be some ump kino in this

scumps will ruin this shit at 1min left you just wait

Dan Houston recruit of the year

NIGGER CUNT
NIGGER CUNT
IM NIGGER CUNTY

REV IT UP

>>150254264
why does it look like you awkwardly tried to take a photo with your phone without trying to let anyone see you were taking a photo

>>150254281
no I cropped that out of a larger photo

>commentators sucking off this stupid tactic pies do that doesnt work again
shut up

>>150254281
kek

>>150254275
>plays one half decent game 23 rounds in
>recruit of the year

lmao adelaide getting away with everything

>dat is a free kick xD
shut the fuck up

Never thought I’d see the days where umps are rigging against pies

REV
IT
UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

miss RC so much

Who cares, they have like 10 footballs on standby anyway.

>>150254199
fuck off peasant
>You told not how Henry the Sixth hath lost
>All that which Henry Fifth had gotten?

CROM

Gary Lyon is such a CTE riddled cunt

Pies season going down in flames. It's never been this over

Mighty Adelaide Crows! Never in doubt.

>>150254222
>>150254222
>NICK DAICOS WITH THE GAME WINNER.

that is one mental crowd

NEVER

IN

DOUBT

>>150254316
Based Shakespeare referencer.

>>150254222
TRIPS OF... LIES?!

>>150254336
Slotting in nicely for an away final against Geelong. Will call that a win.

PIE FLOGS
IMAGINE WINNING THE INSIDE FIFTY COUNT BY 34 AND LOSING THE MATCH
PIE FLOGS

The superior bird won

>>150254316
english wasn't standardised until the 19th century+, not an argument.

>>150254329
of course, they have the worst coach of all time, maybe ever

Lads, it's just a period of highly intense training. Nothing to worry about.

>>150254337
You should hope so for a Saturday night home game.

my swans play tomorrow

>34 more inside 50s
>3 points less
pies are you okay?

Melbourne Semens have the opportunity to do something truly kino next week

Whatever, we dodge Dzhilong and Badealaide Throws then when Howe's back :D

>71 inside 50s to 37
>lose

get off squiggle cunts im trying to predict

hnngg

>>150254397
this

>>150254367
that's when MY catters are playing :D

>>150254371
Nope. Freo losing means Collingwood can't miss the 8. At worst they'll finish 8th and get a home final against someone.

>dats time wasting xD
dumb fuck the clock is stopped

>reeeee it should have been a free
Eat shit commentators.

>>150254402
&
Gary Lying

fucking retarded him and wispy watson on SEN in the mornings on me drive to work make me fucking sick to me gutz

cunting hell dunstall's a fuckwit

>>150254416
Knocking them out of the 4 is what I meant dickhead

>>150254397
Pretty sure 8th is the lowest they can finish with Freo losing last night.

>i know let’s le stop tackling dem so they have to le get rid of the ball xDDD
>o no we wasted a few minutes of time and we lost xDDDDDDD
pie flogs

>>150254427
this
not a cromstomer but who cares, the clock was paused and the field wasn't changing

Thilthorpe knows how to play dumb at the start he took 3 business days to hand the ball back then kicking the ball away at the boundary with a dumb look on his face, bad sportsmanship all round, lost all respect for him tonight and I hate the pies, a proper champion just plays the game and doesn't be a fuckwit

>>150254432
>two thousand and twenty fifth year of our lord
>still listening to am/fm radio
Bro...

>>150254371
They had the opportunity today and failed miserably.

>>150254337
THIS. The crowd was a moshpit, most insane Adelaide crowd ever

>>150254326
>>150254418
>>150254427
>>150254433
Glad i'm not alone in thinking all former player commentators are fags

Dunstall kept going on about inside 50's, give it a rest champ.

>>150254442
Collingwood ended up getting it into their 50 after that throw in anyway and still couldn't convert. So a free kick wouldn't have resulted in anything different.

>>150254448
there's a lot of good radio still around beyond mainstream boomer/poofter slop

>>150254457
they just won their grand final so its deserved

Whatever, Pies weren't the favourites and lost by so little that their percentage is still healthy for next week

>>150254450
Yeah, they're done and ready for the season to be over and Pies won't want to potentially play GWS or Gold Coast at home in an elimination final. Pies surely win next week.

>>150254463
b-but garry lyon said it was the non-call of the year!!!!!!!

>>150254461
why didn't collingwood dominate scoring then? teams who can't score don't go far in finals football

>>150254360
I'll harken to Shakespeare an hundred thousand times before I heed a three-inch fool on 4chan once

>>150254432
5aa should have been the go to call. At least they dont call the games as faggoty. And they stuck to the pies.
Bogans calling in after the game are pretty sad as fuck. Typical adelaide

the missus is gonna cop it tonight

>commentators sperging about how pieflogs should have won
>I start dancing like I'm an extra in MJ's Smooth Criminal music video

>>150254476
No Mason Cox to rip the game apart, instead they relied on manlets like Elliot.

>>150254464
True. There's two community radio stations I have programmed in my car that I listen to. Can't stand the usual commercial ones, too many ads.

>>150254448
>He doesn't listen to digital radio.
The only thing I use my ipad for

>>150254461
such a boomer take
>le just kick deep to the fat cunt full forward and you will win every game!

>>150254506
I legit don't have one.

>>150254483
>shakespeare wrote like an american!
biggest wew i've seen today
you'll also find shakespeare spelt many words incorrectly and routinely made obscene grammatical errors (by today's standardised metrics). he was a good writer, but he's not an authority on writing modern english

What is the non-call people are seething about?

>>150254500
Mason Cox has been the worst AFL player on a list in a decade and worst premiership player ever

>poort supporter winding up rowie over rankine flopping
kek

>>150254513
500+ stations. all over the planet
the kiwis have some good alt-rock stations
theres a few in seattle thats better than any community stations here

>>150254518
No one is seething, would of made no difference. Like a legless person complaining about free shoes

>>150254518
thilthorpe toe-poking the ball after it going over the boundary

>>150254538
>would of

>>150254492
>watching demons hawks game
sure...

>>150254536
>>150254492
>>150254531

>>150254492
Tattoos are fucking disgusting. Don't do this.

>>150254506
same, I actually browse on my ipad occasionally but it drops the battery so quick it's not worth it. just using it as a perma radio is much better.

>>150254576
apple speakers are kino for some reason. they don't skimp on quality

Im fucking horny as fuck

>>150254593
i've always found them tinny and grating. interesting

>>150254568
>just shave it off bro, this could be you
this is what hairlets actually think

>>150254593
I do use a bluetooth speaker but I definitely did just blast that shit without it, sounds pretty good still especially just for talkback

>>150254612
depends. try facing them down on the top of a nice carboard box. not too big

>>150254636
might try this, cheers

just buy some decent monitors fucking audiolets

who wanking they dick off

so pissed at this shit. fucking rigged. gonna fuck my arse until i'm nothing but cumdrunk and feel nothing but a throbbing sphincter. fucking sick of it

Is there anywhere to generate a Nude Kath?

>>150254698
yes, that's all i will say.

>>150254665
Headphones is where it's at.

>>150254709
oh yeah but it's good to have something decent to listen to out loud to as well

>>150254702
NUDE KATH

5AA discussing macedonia & mussolini

THE UMPIRESZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

clear blue ridin on a
45

mfw watching epl game on 9
banner ad from uk drops under scores
"say no to fascism"

>>150254593
>apple speakers are kino

>Fly pulling out the 3 games in 12 days excuse
>August 2nd, August 7th, August 16th
Fuck off, Fly.

>>150254879
That abbo is too brown to buy apple branded crap

>>150254885
>2nd - GAME
>3, 4, 5, 6 (4 day break)
>7th - GAME
>8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 (8 day break)
>16th - GAME
So they played 3 games with only 12 break days.