Thread 150253170

THE FIRST SATURDAY OF THE 2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON

KICK OFF: 12:30PM UK TIME

VILLA: Bizot; Cash, Konsa, Mings, Digne; Kamara, Tielemans, McGinn (c), Onana; Rogers, Watkins.
>SUBSTITUTES: Wright, Torres, Maatsen, Bogarde, Buendia, Malen, Jimoh, Guessand, Iling-Junior.

NEWCASTLE: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Joelinton, Tonali, Guimaraes (c); Elanga, Gordon, Barnes.
>SUBSTITUTES: Ramsdale, Hall, Botman, Thiaw, Krafth, Osula, Murphy, Park, Miley.

i want howe out of my club

it begins

>>150253170 (OP)
>spend all summer trying to sign strikers
>fail
>the one you had refuses to play anymore
someone get the bonesaw

shit teams

>>150253170 (OP)
So what's the deal with my boy Isak? I heard he got stuck in transfer hell and burned all his bridges.

>>150253247
newcastle were willing to sell him but only once they'd signed a replacement, but all their targets went to other clubs so they're refusing to sell him, and isaak is throwing a tantrum, won't train with the club, is seling his house and moving out of the area, etc

>>150253263
Who is more KWAB here, ngubu or the club?

>>150253170 (OP)
>sandcastle in green
oh no no no

Up the villa

Where's martinez?

>>150253357
red card at the end of last season

>>150253271
Newcastle have had one of the most kwab summers in premier league history

>>150253357
>he doesn't remember

>>150253594
Literally what was this retard doing?

>irrelevant 14
Think I'll pass on this one

>>150253603
probably had money on villa qualifying for the europa league and not the champions league

stream?

>>150253616
We didn't need to know

>>150253627
As the old saying goes on /sp/ "If it doesn't include the God Six, it sucks dicks"

>>150253633
Enjoy your 0-0 slurpfest tomorrow afternoon then

Ozzy :(

rip ozzzy

>>150253170 (OP)
I appreciate the image kind of states what channel the match is on but it would help clarifying it by putting it in the body of text in the OP too

rip Ozzy twu tubes

yes i am watching this on my firestick™ and no i do not have my firestick loicense

>>150253703
I’m watching it on my dads youview box

>>150253625
https://nativesurge.net/aston-villa-vs-newcastle/

if this doesnt work i think just googling soccer100 should bring you to a directory site

>>150253692
>kind of
It doesn’t “kind of”, it specifically does. If you’re going to be a thread autist at least be accurate

Well observed
Not like those scummy londoners

>>150253703
>>150253715
Comfy mobile viewing
CMON VILLA

What's the minutes silence for?

Hello

Come on toons

>le meme kickoff

Sick of this shit

>>150253728
Cannot fathom watching a game like this. Peak uncomfy.

>>150253730
Paul walker

>>150253730
Jota

>>150253730
the racist attack last night

>>150253594
unfathomably based

someone link a stream

>>150253744
I can't be arsed to sit in front of tv

>>150253754
scroll up, bong

Where is Isak?

Elanga reverting to type already

Already more entertaining than sky 6 slop

Isak would've buried that btw

>>150253777
Been summoned to the Saudi embassy

>>150253781
>still seething about God Six Chads

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

>>150253785
He’d have squared it to ekitike coming in from the left

12h30 match is just disgracious

just got nicked ref surely we play on

>>150253561
>>150253594
Didn't know cards from the previous season counted the following. Retarded if you ask me

I love men's asses

>>150253771
Holding your phone up is more effort though

>>150253813
its 7:30 am here man im only watching this because i was up early anyway lol

>>150253813
We need the Asian audience

>>150253813
every match going fan hates it

>>150253813
i quite like it

>>150253817
There would be zero jeopardy in making a dangerous tackle on the last day of the season

>green kits

Why is this aloud?

>>150253813
Why?

>>150253835
Mentally ill freak

>>150253832
someone think of the pakis

>>150253848
i wouldnt call it loud, if anything its subtle with how it blends in with the pitch

where’s isak, sesko, ekitike etc etc

proper football this, none of that troon six shite

>>150253730
>What's the minutes silence for?
10 year anniversary of the closure of FHM magazine. Gone, but never forgotten.

What was (You)r favourite lads mag, /sp/?

>>150253852
it means i can watch this and then the 3pm if theyre good
put the games all at the same time and ill only watch 1

Green for goalkeepers, black for referees. Anything else is woke nonsense.

Isak would've buried that

>>150253848
this post startled me as a blind man using AI voices to browse 4chan, as i thought my voice assistant had gained sentience and begun pondering the philosophy of his existence

>>150253870
What about Plymouth argyle?

Why does Gordon want to look like a middle age lesbian?

>>150253868
hey do we have any summer updates on the old slags?

Reckon Newcastle could do with a 20 goal a season striker

Elanga could be good for you. He looked great at times last season

>>150253896
Somebody like Isak would be really good I'd say

all a bit scrappy innit

>>150253899
freak season i reckon. he's got pace but not much else and he won't get the kind of space he got at forest

>>150253886
>want

>co pilot
>winblows

>>150253896
I think they have one but for some reason they aren't playing him and they refuse to sell him as well

>>150253869
16 and 19 would be much more suited to how footy is supposed to be watched (a drink in hand)

Sneed

>>150253865
yeh not like either of these clubs owners are multi billionaires being held back by PSR aha

>>150253887
found out recently rosie jones is married to that weird instagram fitness man.

>>150253887
The old glamour model slags, you mean?

>>150253909
that you ibp?

Put sesko in already

>>150253906
It's irrelevant 14, what do you expect?

>HSV 0 0 Pirmasens
>Aston Villa 0 0 Newcastle
Football starting off with a slurpa

>>150253915
fair enough for me is a cup of tea haha x

i fucking love libre so much lads

Why isn't Ekitike starting for Newcastle?

>>150253921
Yes I learnt a great deal about them in some very informative match threads back in May but I've basically forgotten. One of them works in a care home.

>15 minutes in
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

why are newcastle playing dan burn up front?

>>150253941
libre office like word and excel if you dont want to pay?

None of my streams are free of Buffering and i have 50mbps internet

>>150253936
what sort?

When was the last time you fapped to a pic in a magazine or any printed material?

>>150253932
For me it's Ransford Yeboah Königsdörffer

>>150253956
just yorkshire but i do like a bit of loose leaf (the lads will banter me for this but loose leaf in a pot is 10x better)

>>150253954
>he doesn't know
lol. enjoy streameast, pleb

>>150253955
>50mbps

I thought Europoors had good internet?

>>150253955
If you are on wireless it might be that. If not, the problem probably isn't at your end

>>150253917
Sneeds feed and seed

>>150253932
>>150253947
When will you learn?

>>150253975
im a daddy man myself

Where's Isak?

>>150253977
new europe has

Newcastle totally dominant. Need to sub on Joao Pedro to really seal the deal.

>>150253962
>tfw a 4th division side should be leading 2-0
We are not ready for /bundes/

>>150253989
i assumed you didn't know about that either. it's alright on stream 3 for some games but it's really laggy half the time

no wonder isak wants away from these shitcunts

>>150253991
buying a house in liverpool he'll never live in

>>150254009
I'm sure Everton would take him

lads it's NOT NORMAL

who's that tart flashing her legs on the goal line?

why didn't villa make any signings?

>>150253817
>american intelligence

Villa half asleep

>>150253987
>non league
nah i'm good thanks

not normal that tnt haha x

>>150254021
banned

Looking forward to seeing the toon add Mbeumo to this.

>>150253974
had to do a bit of research on that, "loose leaf" looks like the proper way to have good tea yeah
look like a yankee situation where you seen as gay for enjoying wine instead of their industrial pisswater

>>150254016
kek
cant be much a downgrade from newcastle at this rate

>>150254026
you just love necking cum that much

newcastle should bring cunha on at half time

boring game lads

>>150254017
#fixturegoals
TNT is serving football
we eatin' good this season!
streets wont forget not normal

>>150253987
Ive been to Wrexham once, it wasnt that nice of a city desune

>>150253958
Worse, I used my mind!

>>150254062
I can't for a minute imagine why you'd ever go to Wrexham other than for scientific research

why’s Eddie lost weight lads

early signs of both villa and newcastle having seasons of regression

Villa and poocastle complain about the "big six oligarchy" and proceed to deliver an absolute slurpfest of a match

Business idea: camouflage kits

>>150254068
Was part of a schooltrip. Though obviously it might look nicer now, that was like 15 years ago

>>150254069
saw the owners polishing the bonesaw

Newcastle would be better off playing a striker up front and not Anthony Gordon whose footballing ability can be summed up as running quickly then diving badly>>150254048

POP

newcastle are in the champions league and they don't even have a striker

>>150254076
don't think newcastle is allowed to complain about ligarchies

what was wenger finkin sending walcott on there early

genuine question how would Sir Alex have handled the Isak situation if he were manager of Newcastle

>>150254078
>schooltrip to wrexham
cruel and unnecessary

>>150254078
a schooltrip to wrexham? what sort of sick school did you attend
one in liverpool and not germany i assume

yeah they need a new striker, it's time for Nico Jackson deals

elanga is shite

Finding it difficult to get up for the footy this season. Might just be because my club are shite but I'm feeling a bit of a normie fatigue and inviting Darren fletcher into my living room to espouse his absolute middle of the road simple idiot diatribes isn't helping.

The fact they spent half the match OPINING about a racism last night, where the scope of conversation is microscopic doesn't help.

The best thing about going to games used to be being surrounded by people with no filter losing their shit over every transgression, but even that's died off of late.

How do I get back into it?

>>150254087
joelinton back at the 9

Elanga showing why United got rid

>>150254096
He would have sold him obviously, as Howe wants to

Can someone do something please

>>150254076
Seething troon six customer

Clutch balloon pop from the ref

>>150253955
Can't even get half of them to open. This is BS, streams have got worse and worse. Im gonna have to start paypigging at this rate

>>150254096
Sir Alex Isak

>>150254076
>make rule preventing teams from spending on players
>why is the football shit?

>>150254117
how behind is your stream mate

>>150254096
He would have tried to convince him to stay and if not sell him

>>150254105
i on the contrary am very excited

>>150254105
Millwall season ticket seems to be the obvious answer

>Newcastle wearing Saudi kits

GRIM

Most soulless club in league

>>150253919
Yes. Joe Wicks. Her name is Rosie Wicks now and she’s had 4 kids in 6 years.

>>150253946
The one who works in a Southport care home is Sophie Howard.

Additional updates:
Lucy Pinder is still with Rangers manager Russell Martin and has moved to Glasgow with him. Her boobs are bigger than ever but she’s in her 40s now.

Rhian Sugden got a fairly significant breast reduction surgery over the summer. She said her back pain was becoming unbearable.

>>150254076
>tf
>tp
Support your local

>0 shots in 30+ minutes for villa
is Emery, dare i say it, finished?

>>150254143
As a (former) whu St holder I'm not sure that's an option.

>>150254150
didn't even get good because of it
only leeds, who will hopefully be relegated in one season, have been cucked harder

>Newcastle wearing Saudi kits

BASED

Most soulful club in league

>>150254163
Emery has two settings, nil nil or basketball chaos no inbetween

Last nights match was way better than this sloppy shite

blonde bint with tasty legs behind the villa touchline

>>150254179
rubbish innit

>>150254179
Almost as if football needs to include a certain element for it to be entertaining....

>>150254189
Racism?

>>150254183
>bint
Borrowed from Arabic بِنْت (bint, “girl, daughter”), from Proto-Semitic *bint-, used to denote a patronym.

The term entered the British lexicon during the occupation of Egypt at the end of the 19th century, where it was adopted by British soldiers to mean "girlfriend" or "bit on the side". Its register varies from that of the harsher bitch to being affectionate, the latter more commonly associated with the West Midlands. The term was used in British armed forces and the London area synonymously with bird in its slang usage (and sometimes brass) from at least the 1950s. (In the Tyneside shipping industry, particularly in Laygate, in South Shields, the term may have been adopted earlier, from the Yemeni community which had existed there since the 1890s.[1])

>>150254105
>about a racism last night
What happened, lad? I was watching Putin and Trump stuff.

>>150254117
It was the the post timer, I had to wait 2 mins

>>150254189
PEDs?

>>150254194
interesting we were speaking foreign all along
hash tag refugees welcome i guess

Mid table slop

what is it with this new meta of rory delap tier throw ins inside the box? yesterday bournemouth was doing and villa is doing them too

>>150254214
Kevin Danso was doing it for Tottenham in the supercup as well

>>150254226
danso looked mad doing it little flick and half way across the pitch

how much is isak being fined for refusing to play today?

>>150254210
Britain was built by immigrants chud. We all just ate mud and worms before the windrush came along with deliverslop, curry and fried chicken

>£55m is a fair price for Elanga

Am I going insane? On what planet is that a good price

>>150254214
Phase 6 Arteta influence

>>150254214
Players are lower quality than ever and can't score goals from open play

>>150254195
a scouser in a wheelchair called a bournemouth player a no no word, game got stopped and he got rolled out

Geordie anons, did you hear the news that all the local pub and bar owners are petitioning to have the St. James’ Park ‘Stack’ shut down?
They say it has an unfair advantage and are taking away their business

>>150254214
it's always been a viable tactic i've thought, no surprise that as football gets more american they start using every meme tactic that they can statistically prove gives them some edge in some metric

>>150254213
that or relegation battle kino

kek

Geordie Bastard hiding away in this thread the cowardly scot cuck

>>150254209
>>150254193
>Seething irrelevant 14ers

>>150254237
You’ve seen that Horrible Histories song video about “we’ve been here from the start”, I assume?

>>150254234
Maybe he’s injured

you know i think newcastle could do with 1 hojlund

>>150254238
He’s fast and he’s black so he must be good. This is also linked to >>150254243

>>150254251
oops meant to put that in /detransition/ forgive me ladies

just tuned in and Villa looks absolutely ASS, wtf is happening ?

>>150254262
Bro called in sick before quitting

>>150254165
>As a (former) whu St holder
Time travel backwards seems to be the obvious answer

>>150254260
No I’m not 12
I’ve seen Stewart Lees raucous monologue about the beaker folk though

>>150254273
both properly sloppy
it is first game of the season i suppose and an early start so maybe they just need to wake up

feeling very confident in my prediction that newcastle will finish below sunderland.

>>150254245
haven't been to a match in ages but less people in my usual places sounds good

>>150254151
Thank you for this. Please update further if you find out more.

>>150254251
what does this have to do with the game? jarring non-sequitor

cut newcastle some slack they're still tired from cwc

Absolute slurper so far
Sky have outdone TNT gw1

>>150254256
Calm down Dave

absolute shite game
both these clubs belong in the championship

>>150254195
>>150254244
>>150253605

hate the white at the bottom of every adidas kit's socks this season so much

>>150254293
what does what have to do with the game...you feeling okay leaf?

What a horrific game of football

Fuck this shite. I might be done with football, can't be fucked anymore.

>>150254151
Football manager style inbox updates about slags? Subscribe

joe lyndon is a cunt

This game is not THAT bad

Fookin snooze fest

POST HALFTIME SLAGS

SLAGGIER THE BETTER

>0 villa shots
fucking grim

This game has sapped me of energy so much I’m not even that excited for half time slags
And I should be. I’ve not had a Tommy tank in 3 or 4 days

just fuck me up senpai

>>150253868
Someone I previously worked with used to be a features editor for Nuts
He said that the models basically bullied him into creating a ‘Nuts Football Awards’ evening ceremony (sponsored by WKD) so that they’d have the chance to dress sluttily and potentially grab themselves a PL footballer

Chris Smalling met his wife this way.

the grim 14 if you will

Cuppa time
Who wants one?

hello saar i am your team doctor

>>150254346
flawless performance at home

HT: Aston Villa (0.00) 0-0 (1.28) Newcastle

>>150254245
The Stack should have stayed where it was on Pilgrim Street. Worked great there. But they shifted it for soulless government call centres.

Can you fuckers just sell Isak already?

>>150254373
Would this women lick my ass?

>>150254333
is it true jerseymen are analoguous to british aristocracy and other brits are naturally subservient to them?

Why doesn't Newcastle simply play Isak?

New conjuring film
Love it

>>150254347
Chris Smalling is gay and his wife is a beard. Have you heard him speak ffs?
Still thanks for the memories on FIFA 17 gay lad

>>150254373
cute monkey

>>150254373
corrr would fuck those ears

>>150254381
150 mil Sven

>>150254391
They care more about fucking up someone's career than fixing their own team

>>150254404
Dreaming

>>150254333
here you go

#FreeIsak from the Saudi monsters

so newcastle get wissa but who do brentford get? relegation?

>>150254381
contract until 2028 buddy

>>150254374
Embarrassing for Emery

>>150254394
shame we can't conjure you up a clue

i think hojlund can elevate this villa side

>>150254404
I’ve never seen a player less likely to go for 150m

Hoping for Villa to get something from this game. Newcastle are a grim team.

Copilot by Microsoft

slag

>>150254414
>>150254373
he said slaggier the better not more adorable the better

>>150254419
Ouattara from Bournemouth for £40m AND relegation. Turned out he's pulled the same strike shit as Isak and Wissa.

>>150254420
But he does not want to play for you. How hard is it to understand? You are just ruining your own team.

>>150254429
seethe

>>150254374
Emery special.

>>150254327
>Football manager style inbox updates about slags? Subscribe
Michelle Marsh hands in transfer request.
Lucy Pinder recovers from chest injury and ready to face Young Boys.
Keeley Hazell issues “come and get me” plea.
Kitty Lea out for 9 months.
Jodie Marsh unveiled at Wankdorf.

>>150254438
bit of a weird thing to do signing a contract until 2028 for a team you don't want to play for

peter crouch is very tall

Always chuckle at the pink advert with the dancing animated animals selling 80% APR buy now pay later loans for phones, makeup and deliverslop. I hate women so much it’s unbelievable

Also where is Chileanon? He posts the best half time slags

>>150254454
Brutally mogs Joe Cole

>>150254333
>SLAGGIER THE BETTER

>>150254435
Teams are going to stop paying transfer fees if this shit carries on

>Got rid of butty lipped Rio
>Still have pillow tongue Joe Cole
Like swapping a pile of shit with another, equally rancid pile of shit

FAO anons who will be posting in the /3pm/ thread
BBC final score has a new reporter and she’s got massive breasts. Like E cup.

Cringing my nut off at that sky sports advert

>>150254475
I'm going to need proof of this before I ever go near BBC final score

>>150254475
That’s it I’m chucking the fire stick out the window and watching some big titted woman poorly analyse the game instead of just watching the game

>>150254475
Post some pics lad

sex

>>150254486
excellent post

>>150254475
How do you expect me to believe you if you don't provide any evidence?

>>150254321
the bloody post I replied to man! never attempt to make me question my own reality ever again

>>150254494
How can she look in the mirror and think her lips look good? She looks aquatic.

My second half prediction? Similar to the first half
Perhaps some subs

>>150254449
Reminded me of years ago when I put a ton of random famous names in the editor. Vanessa Feltz pulling off a man of the match performance against me between the sticks (funny because I imagined how difficult it would be to slot it past her fat arse).

Grim, goals when

>>150254512
matchweek 3

>>150254475
are you saying there's no kelly somers?

Just tuned in, lads. What have I missed? Any memes?

>>150254494
British women are revolting

Nobody cares abour these shitters

God Six chads what we thinking for united vs arsenal? We win either way

>>150254389

Yes they were once all prime Norman stock and benefitted from textile, dairy and farming industries plus its an offshore tax haven, some of the isolated rural ones became hideous inbred clans of twisted creatures though.

>>150254519
On maternity leave again

Why are villa so shit now

>>150254475
Is it that blonde Leeds girl?

>>150253271
the club of course, employees should never be loyal to their employers

>>150254533
Need her to give birth on my face

>0 villa shots on goal
????

https://x.com/avfc_stef/status/1956354498470858986?s=19

Ross barkley coked off his face in the summer, no wonder hes "injured"

>>150254533
>tfw still haven't impregnated her
its a wonder i'm still living desu

Terrible slagposting that half time btw lads. Do better.

>>150254544
it's performance art. Villa's effort on the pitch represents the effort the Premier League and FA put into running their League

where is dibu?

having cash as a last name is a g move

>>150254526
I know we'll see proper football unlike this utter, utter shite

>>150254441
Newcastle do nothing but foul and cry

>>150254559
suspended for that shit he pulled against United on the final day

>>150254544
no asensio and mbe

>>150254555

An awful game deserves awful slags tbf

>>150254553
If it makes you feel better Betty Glover got engaged this summer so she’s also off the market

>>150254555
That first half didn’t deserve good slags

>>150254559
>>150254572
I could have sworn he was leaving villa this summer

Barnes & Gordon will probably do alright when Wissa joins

>>150254582
Nobody wants him

>>150254587
Barnes is basically Newcastle’s Chloe Kelly.
Only good off the bench.

>>150254591
I was promised he'd be off to united

Dibu cosplaying Harry Potter?

Newcastle injury crisis looming

>>150254475
Her name is Emma Jones for anyone wondering, and they are MASSIVE

HE'S WEARING A BLANKET!

>>150254602
I should have been more specific

Nobody wants him who are an upgrade on villa

>wrapped in a blanket in 20 degree weather
pathetic

>>150254555
i enjoyed it

>>150254609
milk truck arrive

>>150254602
"journalists" and """in the know""" people has linked 2 thirds of Villa's squad with moves away over the summer. they do every year

>>150254548
>>150254609
It’s not Emma Jones it’s a new girl who popped up on my X.com’s FYP

Corrr I love the banter between Fletch and Coisty. Makes me forget that death is inevitable aha x

>>150254431
Hey where did you get this. I need her to do other dances

>>150254616
I don't even care the temperature, never be under a blanket around other men, it's unseemly

>>150254621
I shall now pay my tv licence

>>150254621
bogged

>>150254623
Who is it then

>>150254621
PHWOAR

>>150254621
These are quite obviously bolt-ons

>>150254622
Any time someone outside the sky 6 does well its all hands to the pump to hype up a move. Got to keep the customers satiated over the summer.

>>150254634
>crying for sauce in 2025
conjure a clue

>>150254623
What’s her fucking name then you cunt

>>150254622
You seriously think any of these shitters are good enough for the God Six? LMAO.

look here "Aston" "Villa" """"Football"""" "Club"
I am going to need to see some goals from you today

>>150254642
Fucking die you boring cunt

>>150254621
she answered the call

Why did nobody buy Watkins?

kek what is Villa doing?

CMON WATKINS SCAR SOME FAKIN GOALS

>>150254657
Hes 29 and expensive

>>150254662
Thank you bill gates

>>150254652
we don't sign our posts here

>>150254657
not for sale obviously

BBC Sport ran a reality tv competition for ‘Britain’s next football pundit’
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgvq4l0dr2o
Before you open the link, Guess the ethnicity of the man who won.

>these are the 2 clubs hoping to challenge the God Six

Kek
KEK
K-E-K

>>150254662
thank you copilot

>>150254671
we do actually and you’re a boring cunt. kys

>>150254671
Would love to see your cranium explode

The irony of these brummy mongoloids chanting premier league corrupt as fuck when goal line technology "breaking" is the only reason they didnt get relegated

>>150254688
hell kys
retard

Morning lads

I just noticed that Newcastle's kit looks like Saudi flag. Disgusting.

>>150254662
There’s a decent chance within the next 5 years that one of the UK broadcasters (probably TNT) will start having AI commentators on footy matches
Tennis is already experimenting with it for WTA games

lol

fucking kek

>Dan Burn

HOWLING

time to sub on isak

Remember when that youtuber said Trippier was a racist. That was funny.

Dan burn forgetting which goal he was defending there

>>150254692
nearly does after reading your dull posts

>>150254705
What accents are they going to go with? Because the scottish lad is a bit hard to understand.

Clown teams

>>150254723
They’ll use those American accents that the TikTok addicts love

LMAO webm now

>>150254717
It was an Arsenal fan, they're genuinely schizophrenic

>these teams play Europe
nice level from the mighty premier league

>dan bum
guarantee he fucks up and concedes a goal now he's upset

dan burn

>>150254723
can't find it but at the world cup they used an ai alan smith voice

>>150254705
Nah no chance m8. Footy is too popular for that. Nobody fucking cares about some random womens tennis tour level matches inevitably between two slavs

>Newcastle

Are they title contenders? Or still a bit of a meme?

DAN BUM

Why the fuck do TNT keep saying "our coverage of football this season isn't normal"

>>150254621
Is this the same milk truck?

I've heard rumours that the footy coverage on TNT is normal. Can anyone confirm?

>>150254752
yes they are title contenders
in the championship next season

No real football fan can pass this post by without replying

>>150254755
don't know if it's deano speak or zoomer speak

post THAT villa slag pic NOW, please (black shorts villa shirt).
been a long time since someone posted her

>1st shot on goal in 65th minute
grim

>>150254765
What a cheap way to get (You)'s.

>pic unrelated

>>150254723
>>150254749
here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWlDTOJCIs

>>150254751
my champagne socialist family watches female cycling, even claims they should be paid as much as the men

Had to be red

RED

VILLEL

>konsa
OH NO NO NO

get him gone ref

REDDDD

Why didn't he slide?

wow he went down so easily but it's a clear red

offside

RED
O
J
O

STRAIGHT RED

low level boreball shitters desu

KICK IT OUT

fucking RETARD

ERA ROJO

well that is season over.
see you next August Villa Lads

GONE GOTTEM GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH BITCH
RED CARD YOU ARE OUT OF HERE

Something actually happened

Is it possible to see genuine engagement between football fans on any social media now, or is it all AI bots and Indians farming engagement?

Le run fast and dive man strikes again

obvious dive but not even mad at least it brings something to this dull game

>>150254814
Yeah get a script that hides all blue tick replies

gordon needs to sort out his barnet that's fucking atrocious

>>150254794
You're retarded. If he doesn't go down, he ruins the chance and there is no foul. It's a red.

OUT

Gordon looks gay with that hair.

>>150254814
normies sound indistinguishable from bots now

>>150254828
looks like bjorn borg

Gordan grew his hair out so it looked like he had been beheaded when he flopped

>>150254794
Kevin Nash went down easily in 1992.

>>150254829
lmao what a prat

>>150254755
Something uniquely shit about football marketing

Teams with green kits are at a disadvantage.

state

>>150254855
KWAB

>>150254831
disgusting post, game's gone

>>150254865
surely you knew you were in for slop with the summer transfers if you support either of these teams

>>150254861
It's actually an advantage. They blend in with the grass and are thus harder to see.

>only 8 teams in the entire world are able to play the sport
what's the point?

>>150254875
harder to see for your own team too though

>>150254876
Grow up ffs

Isak to come off the bench and score the winner

WEW, BIG LAD

>>150254876
At this point a black player can claim a fan did a racism even if they just called them shit or something, and they'll just get rid of the fan no questions asked

>>150254875
Maybe that's why Konsa kind of lost Gordon's mark

>>150254871
It's been gone. As with all sports.

They’re bullying matty cash

THAT'S HANDBALL REF

slow replay looked like it hit his arm

Ausfags, are we enjoying our one free to air epl game?

neither team deserves a point

>>150254881
Yes, Gordon in particular struggles with this. Dan Burn negates the camouflage advantage because he's fucking massive and too tall for it to work effectively.

scoring no goals in a game is NOT NORMAL

>Cash heemed again
Hilarious

>>150254916
as long as his arms arent sticking out funny doesnt matter

>>150254876
Why are billionaires mentally fragile?

>>150254876
i for one am glad the millionaire athlete was able to rise above the handicapped poor

>>150254875
That's why they're at a disadvantage. Harder to pick out teammates for a pass.

Honestly hard to fathom Sperms not getting 5th-6th after this swill of a game.

>>150254937
If they were horses then you might have a point. Aggregate form doesn't work for humans.

Certified Slurper

How much did they pay for elanga?

>>150254937
Spurs 5th, United 6th. God Six status RESTORED.

>>150254876
thought scouse beat black in the oppression olympics

>>150254953
one third of an isak

Villa have looked woeful throughout this match
Free money = Emery the first PL manager to be sacked this season

>get payed millions every year
>still can’t deliver a proper cross
this is unheard of in any other sport btw

Comments from my Villa-supporting future father in law who im watching this with:
>they should change the rule where you can’t be offside in your own half
>have you seen that they’re banning men’s toilets in stadiums now? [he didn’t expand on this at all]
>Trump’s a dolt but he’s right to try and break the stalemate with what he did in Alaska
>Villa Park was better when he was a season ticket holder (1995-2008)
>im glad you like the football anon, because all my other daughters are dating poofs who don’t watch footy at all
>[vague comments that make me think he’ll help me and my missus get on the housing ladder]

>>150254958
37 million plus add ons

>>150254958
Only £36 million then?

>>150254969
Here's to the retard

>>150254976
Wish he posted here instead of you (a sad little runt sat in the corner in front of Notepad)

>>150254976
suck his dick

>>150254958
Mental how Isak can just choose not to play because he wants to be in the top 4 while still getting paid more than £100k a week with 2 fucking years still on his contract.

>>150254976
show baz the gamethread
get him in here

>"the retard"
>.gif in 2025
we found the real retard

>>150254990
3 years

CAM ON ISAK

>>150254994
make gifs great again

>>150254990
You call it mental, we call it hilarious.
Geordie Bastards deserve this after years of tying tea towels around their foreheads and bragging about being the richest club on the planet.

Where's Isak la

>>150254990
> more than £100k a week
Bit low for a supposedly £150m player isn’t it?

bring the twink on

Wrexham losing 3-1 at home to WBA

Reckon Tommy Tuchs will pick Linton for the world cup?

>>150254990
Newcastle should tell him to fuck off.

>>150255016
Geordies are genetically Scottish

As such they are as tight with money as the jocks

>>150255007
Calm down Dave

Watching the wrong game lads

>>150254976
>im glad you like the football anon, because all my other daughters are dating poofs who don’t watch footy at all
The inheritance is basically yours bro, don’t fuck it up

Villa cant even win in remembrance to ozzy

>>150254998
Christ on a bike. What's the appropriate thing to do in this situation? Just sit him out for the remainder of the contract so no team wants to touch him? Sell him to a foreign team for less than Liverpool wanted to pay just to say fuck you to both?

>>150255016
>>150255032
"More than 100k" still leaves a lot of bigger numbers you know.

newcastle are so sloppy in the box man

>>150255032
I remember I met a Scotchman once and he denied ever such stereotype existed and kept insisting people said it about the Welsh.
That'll stay with me with how weird it was. Deny it's real by all means (it is real btw) but to say the stereotype doesn't even exist, utter madness.

worst game ever

Could play for another 90 and Newcastle wouldn't score
Isak is a pure rat

>the second match is a 0-0

You just know after all the hype about this year being a great season, it'll turn out to be fucking shit

>Poordon
Isak would've buried that

Villa are good at the first pass forward

these two managers try to play pepball with shitter players

no wonder this game is fucking dire

>>150255060
some people have weird ideas that they will insist on to the death that sound made up
think its an autism thing but not sure

>>150255069
Irrelevant 14 games are always shit

awful

why do soccer plays miss so many shots

I should of watched anime.

>>150255068
Should have sold him and brought in a replacement

>>150255087
let's not get too crazy

>>150255068
>Isak is a pure rat
Liverpool fan Howe deserves far more abuse than he's getting for his part in this

>>150255083
if you want an answer at least show a little respect

>>150255090
we will when we get the 150 mil

at least someone shot it

>>150255087
what do you rec?

>>150255102
Roar

>>150255087
watch Umamusume: Cinderella Grey

Can we kick Newcastle out the CL so they dont humiliate us?

whata slurper game, i would not have high hopes for these teams this season

>>150255100
Ok I'll show you a little respect
*heems you*

Fucking hell this has been a pure Barclays 2006 level slurper. Expecting Alan Hutton to come on for Villa

Imagine relying on Anthony Gordon and Harvey Barnes to win you games lol

Howe found a striker for the last few minutes

>>150255083
NFL coaches get 5 whole advertised-laden minutes to decide one single play and they rarely result in a touchdown

Eddie howe needs a weekend trip to an Istanbul embassy

contender for slurper of the season on day 2
impressive

Wait, so Newcastle had a striker this whole time? Why have they been bitching so much then?

> Decide to give your shit sport a chance this season
> 0-0
You people need to come up with better sports

d i r e

>>150255144
is this striker in the room with us?

>>150255148
what do you mean /you people/

>>150255080
it's irrelevant 16

Newcastle fans laughed at the TAA situation
They deserve this

Aston Villa getting a point out of this game is about 500 more points than they deserve

>>150255152
No he's playing up front for Newcastle, idiot.

who are we watching next?
spuds?

>>150255148
You need to come up with better b8

lol

>>150255148
NFL is rigged and gay and college is going the same route.

>>150255167
Sunderland

>>150255167
For me it’s final score

>>150255166
We watching the same game?

>>150255172
thus to every popular thing

>Oilcastle will draw this game against a 10 man Villa
and people will still insist they finish in the top 4

just shoot retard

The Richest Club On The Planet could not score against 10 men is the fact

>>150255148
wait until pep team play

>>150255167
soccer saturday

>>150255167
i shall as im a yid but i expect burnley to make it a right slurper

Pep objectively ruined football

All the aimless passing, no shots

The amount of players falling over their own feet has been fucking ridiculous. Jesus the irrelevant 14 are so fucking shit.

>>150255167
Nah, not watching anything else until the Ars v Utd tomorrow after this slurpfest.

>>150255167
going out to do the big shop

i gave this boring league one more chance and it let me down

I'd rather go shopping and have boomers standing in my way deciding on which yogurt to buy for 5 minutes

love a well-fought 0-0 me

Isak would have won this match lol

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>150255203
I don't mind them when >my team is away, but no team should be playing this badly at home

>>150255207
A proper manager (i.e. not Howe) would've started the wantaway cunt

GET THE FUCK UP

Dogger of a match

grim

>>150255207
150 mil and he's yours Malmo

0-0 should be 0 points for both teams.

>>150255167
what channel will it be on?

0-0 ties should be 0 points

move the 12.30pm saturday kick off to 8pm and be done with it

every fucking game is shit

>>150255227
and tickets being reimbursed

>>150255227
and a full refund for people who payed to watch it

>>150255242
no fuck off I like the early kick-off and like to be asleep by 10pm

>>150255248
The sub discord is pure cope rn

-120 minutes that you will never get back

>This tripe on TV when we have a God Sixer not being televised
I want someone shot over this

>>150254876
seems like a marketing ploy. he'll be on Strictly and Celebrity Gogglebox as an act of compassion from the british establishment. this years winner of the MBE Rashford award of black sympathy.

>>150255248
newcastle low standards

>>150255248
>I have the same take as a Reddit or
it's over

Has this guy been spamming le 6 le 14 the whole thread?

>>150255291
Yes, he’s extremely mentally ill. I mean he’s a customer of a group of teams so that goes without saying

>>150255291
yes tragic gimmick

>can't beat 10-man villa
No wonder he wants to leave

>God Six time
Holy based, need a palette cleanser after that awful drivel.

>>150253642
???

>totentam
>big 6
lol!

>>150255350
>Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle: "awful drivel"
>Man Utd 0-0 Arsenal: "most incredible game in years"