Thread 150254941

KO 1 BONG

Tottenham XI: Vicario, Porro, Romero, van de Ven, Spence, Gray, Bergvall, Kudus, Sarr, Johnson, Richarlison.
>Subs: Kinsky, Danso, Joao Palhinha, Tel, Vuskovic, Solanke, Odobert, Bentancur, Davies.

Burnley XI: Dubravka, Sonne, Walker, Ekdal, Esteve, Hartman, Mejbri, Cullen, Laurent, Anthony, Foster.
>Subs: Weiss, Worrall, Bruun Larsen, Ugochukwu, Edwards, Tchaouna, Flemming, Ramsey, Lucas Pires.

>>150254941 (OP)
Anime

hello, once again, my european champion frens

>>150255160
One day, I will play this game just to see what I am missing out on

ugochukwu is fun to say

nigga name is Saar

>>150255566
Will he redeeem?

If Spurs don't keep a clean sheet here, then there's no hope for them

does every game need a jota tribute now?

just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for the match

>>150255648
Being edgy isn't cool anon.

>>150255544
Princess Maker but with horse women and microtransactions.
At least its not the type that requires you to intensely farm for dupes like G*nshin.

Well see how demented Lauryn Goodman is, if she's followed Kyle Walker to Burnley

HAHAHAHA BASED 8 SECOND RULE. TIME WASTER KEEPERS SUCK COCK LOL.

loving that 8 second gk rule lol let's just hope it's not selectively enforced in big matches

*sniffs*

odds on them allowing david raya to hold it for 30+ seconds uninterrupted?

kyle walker plays for bumley now?

>>150255724
yes, his transfer was the talk of the day, for a day, and everyone just kinda forgot

Grim cross by Johnson

where's the korean guy

kudos is so fucking good

oy vey

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does anyone else's stream keep minimising the game and jumping to incodents in other games? stupid cunts literally missed the goal cos they were fannying about looking at a miss in some other match.

God sixer schizo was right...

GOOOOOOOOOAL

Frank will unlock the chicken.

Should I do a racism on Johnson?

>>150255766
footybite to is great

>get promoted
>lose best player
>get relegated
every time

>Bwave Scotty Parkah
Yep, he's getting sacked again

>>150255788
What do you mean, he's White?

>>150255808
amazed he keeps getting jobs

>>150255814
lol

>>150255821
He is very good at getting teams promoted despite them producing utterly dogshit football.

>>150255814
And?

>>150255793
Didn't Nottingham spend like a 100m after being promoted?

Is this the Sunderland thread?

Does Bergtwink actually start now or do Spurs just have no one else?

>>150255866
Same number as Retardison

>>150255873
58 million well spent by the Spurs board.

>>150255849
Bentancur and Palinha still fatigued from PSG

THIS team nearly beat PSG?

>>150254941 (OP)
i hope spurs have learned the game last for 90 minutes (+5 or 7) and they haven't won until the final whistle goes.

>>150255662
But he is right?

>Brendan Johnson was second favorite in that challenge against Walker!
>Walker is 35 years old

>>150255937
played 5 at the back, kept it tight, did them from set plays. wasn't a dominant attacking display, just quite good defensively for 80 mins.

>>150255937
Tbf that was PSGs first training match and they had to play withiut Ruis and Neves

come on spurs do something you boring cunts

>>150256046
its insane how they went right back to playing boring football the second they got rid of Ange.
sure they also played like shit but it was funny.

Berryervall

>>150256083
kudus is the only decent player >we have goung forwards really

Your halftime plans?

Kyle Walker might be more finished than Diego Jota

>>150256171
Ringing up Frank and telling him to fire a rocket up their arses.

>>150256083
new manager and are still trying to sign new players. Granted I have no idea what Thomas Frank style is like. Not to forget they are trying to bounce back from losing to PSG after having the win for almost ALL game. Psychologically that's there and only the players know how much that messes with them mentally.

why did aston villa vs newcastle have such an active match thread compared to this one?

>>150256171
pouring a g+t and doing some dinner prep

>>150256209
cos it was the only match on

>>150256209
big clubs

>>150256209
Oil money fans.

>>150256171
cursing Jota's name

English Championship level is just shit, how can 2 teams make 100 points there? imagine how shit the rest of the league is in comparison

>>150256209
what, the almighty burnley game? wouldn't have a clue mate

>>150256293
>how can 2 teams make 100 points there? imagine how shit the rest of the league is in comparison

But enough about Lel Liga

Unleash Tel

>>150256374
NO

>>150256413
Racist

>>150256425
I hate all French prople.

>>150256373
only 2 times in the entire la liga history it happened, Barcelona 12/13 and Madrid 11/12, the peak of football

>>150256454
Racist

You not Neymar my boy

if that ball was on my foot it's 1-1

GOAL OF THE SEASON ALREADY SCORED

P O M B O !
O
M
B
O
!

breh

Golazo

fucking hell that was tough as fuck

>2-0
oh no....

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Frank has actually done it lmao. He's unlocked Richy. They said it could never be done.

LMAO HSLF WAY TO LAST SEASONS GOAL COUNT

Pigeon status: PRU

He did the World Cup thing again !

Now watch >us sit back and give them a couple of 80+ers

Kino

SUNDERLAND CHADS RISE UP

LET'S GO SPURS!!!

Wet Spam said Kudus had no end product.
Curious.

eze and savinho please.

>>150256635
yeah, brennan is shit and not having a real midfield would've cost >us in the end of the 1st half

CAMON!

ayy

>>150256643
You were saying

>>150256643
>yeah, brennan is shit
>(me)

>>150256656
RIP

JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE

WE'RE TOP OF THE GOAL DIFFERENCE, LADS

just found out there's a "Spaniard" called Mayenda

CL favorites?

I didn't even know that Johnson was still on the pitch lmao

>>150256695
he's always invisible until he's not lol

>>150256695
This is Johnson. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

>>150256695
I think we put him on the left because we figured Walker would keep him quiet. All our best work's been on the right with Kudus.

>>150256695
That's his special ability

>richarlison holding crotch
it's over

Just realised Sarr got the assist I’ve got him wahey
How do you see the live defcon points on this fucking app? Him or Porro doing anything on there?

>>150256748
He just got a massive hard-on for getting unlocked

This semen slurping sport is not for me.

There are people out there with West Ham players in their teams btw

Dele Ali was often invisible until he was not so maybe I should give mutts like Brennan and him more patience.

>>150256798
Maybe that explains why they're getting bummed by Soonderluh

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>>150256748
>have reoccurring groin injury
>try constant scissor and bicycle kicks
The favella mind must be studied

>Mathys Tel
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO BACK TO FRANCE

>>150256997
KICK IT OUT
he can't help that he was born in france

Tel and his Robert Mugabe mustache

>>150256686
OH NO NO NO

COYS!

>>150257152
I understand thinking Levy was too much of a cunt for it to make a difference and he had just won something, but he was obviously out of his depth.

>>150256629
Wet Spam got pumped 3-0 by Blunderland. They’re a joke club. Someone buy Bowen off them and then let them relegate and fold

>>150256997
sorry your problem now :)

Savinho x Richarlison linkup gonna be massive

>>150257152
its just the 1st game of the season dont get carried away... Ange's first 10 games were kino too

>>150257232
>>150256862

>>150257356
true but >we would have conceded at least once in the first half after >our goal under Crocodile Lasso