Thread 150256752

THE FIRST SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL OF THE SEASON

KICK-OFF: 5:30PM UK TIME

WOLVES: Sa; Hoever, Doherty, Agbadou, T. Gomes (c), Wolfe; Andre, J, Gomes, Bellegarde, Munetsi; Strand Larsen.
>SUBSTITUTES: Johnstone, H. Bueno, S. Bueno, Arias, Hwang, Mosquera, Kalajdzic, R. Gomes, Lopez

MAN CITY: Trafford; Lewis, Stones, Dias, Ait-Nouri; Gonzalez, Silva (c); Bobb, Reijnders, Doku; Haaland.
>SUBSTITUTES: Ortega Moreno, Ake, Marmoush, Cherki, Gundogan, Akanji, Nunes, O'Reilly, Khusanov.

when is cherki coming on

>>150256752 (OP)
>two Buenos
!?

>>150256822
>three Gomeses

>>150256815
He'll come on for Bobb at 70th minute

>Trafford
>Lewis
>Ait-Nouri
>Gonzalez
>Bobb
>Reijnders
>Doku
this guys are completely average, kek

>>150256855
You just wait m8

>Gomez to gomez
>over to gomez!!!
>oh thats bueno, absolutely bueno
radio lads we're through

>>150256853
haha
>Bobb

>>150256911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdfNwD9cEA

>>150256911
>>Bobb

>>150256877
for them to be average? HAHAHAHAHA

>>150256936
>>150256939
bobmind

HOW
MANY
TODAY

>The official reason being given by Manchester City for Ederson's non-participation is illness, specifically gastroenteritis.

Ederson """out""" with "the shits"

>>150257360
His luggage fell on him when he was packing his bags

I hope that Majin Buu scores

Is Trafford still shit lads?

>>150256801
Yeah that's not winning the league

what happened to pfodez?

>>150257433
pep got bored of him

>>150257433
his ankle is fucked

>>150256822
two buenos is muy buenos

Pep bros, how will we explain away another season of mediocrity?

Awoo

Will this game be a slurper like the last 4?

>>150257433
He is English and retarded

>>150256752 (OP)
is reijnders a no 10? I thought he just played central midfield

>>150257509
That's how the City Twitter set them out.

>>150257509
he's going to be playing the same role as gundogan

Anybody else not watch much footy but watches Man City to cheer on Haaland because he is white and a vikingCHAD?

>>150257551
Iktf

stream where?

>>150257568
https://www.camel1.live/home

>>150257568
*unzips cock*
got your stream right here, bud

>>150257571
>Man City have more English starters than Wolves have English players in their matchday squad
That's fucking grim

If it's another season of Pep telling them never to pass to Haaland I'm done

kek jota's tifo looking like he's falling into hell.

I'm not gonna applaud for Jota, he killed his own brother

damn jota died again? rip

>>150257568
streamed dot pk

>>150257608
what if he wasn't the one driving? we'll never know.

How long will this go on for

>>150257568
https://dubzsports.top/

Ait-Nouri's gonna get kicked to fuck

>>150257622
>905x508
905x508

>>150257608
Sir you must hold a minute of silence for the 97th

>>150257622
so fucking annoying and gay

>>150257601
this brother out here looking like don giovanni im dead :skull emoji:

>>150257621
This is quite literally the first competitive game at his ex-club since he died retard

>>150257627
miniplayer innit

>>150257627
i miss 16:10 monitors

Will watch until 115 score I reckon

>>150257637
This, it's appropriate at Liverpool and Wolves. It isn't anywhere else in the PL.

>>150256752 (OP)
>kill yourself and your brother for driving dangerously
>get honored
Why

>>150257662
who are you to decide what's appropriate?

>>150257661
Baffling post.

>>150257651
>115

Whatever happened there?

lads, at what point does it become simply performative for Jota?

>>150257673
He's British, you're not. It's more appropriate for him than you you fucking mick

>>150257680
It's the first games. If it carries on next week, then you can start complaining

>>150257680
from the very start

>>150257680
community shield was enough

>>150257697
don't see how it's performative for liverpool or wolves

The only person in the situation I feel bad for is Jota’s brother because he wasn’t the one driving and thus didn’t cause the incident

>>150257688
pipe down fat fuck

>>150257551
I watch for the superior norwegian viking Oscar Bobb

>>150257608

he'd be facing criminal charges if he had somehow survived

Cherki would wreck these kids

>>150257707
In better shape than you la’. Keep shitting up 5+ threads though

>>150257661
>>150257673
>>150257707
You are genuinely upset over this, fucking hell.

Are Wolves squad in better or worse shape than last season?

>>150257724
ok lardo whatever you say

>>150257726
He’s off in the head

Haaland already seething

>>150257729
Probably worse

>Oscar Bobb is still a premier league footballer

How in the fuck has he not been thrown out to a league 1 club yet

Ait-Nouri, simple as

Is Reijnders Indian?

pain
always pain

its official foden fell off
only pedri and mpoope were the real deal of that generation

>>150257746
Usually Finnish and Swedish, I think

wolfe like wolf haha

>>150257622
>kill your brother
>become epl cult hero
I'm a bit confused here.

Do you guys have abs?

>>150257746
Ask Santa

>>150257680
they still chant and applaud for this guy every game in the 23rd minute, 17 years after he crashed his porsche into a tree
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois_Sterchele

>>150257759
Looks Indian to me. Can smell the poo through my laptop.

SNIFFF

>>150257755
>tfw you're getting sold to everton

>>150257767

no, abs are not worth giving up alcohol, carbs and sugar

>>150257756
>pedri
lol. lmao even

Another year of hell - Hi, Ho!

>>150257746
Dutch footballer father and Indonesian mother

>>150257765
just like cain and abel

>>150257767
I have pecs but a beer belly

>>150257767
No but one day I dream of being with the queen of /sp/ x

>>150257794
But alcohol is shit?

>>150257767
not yet but I've got three of her paintings

>>150257801
mexican?

>>150257804
broken branch, ancestor weep

>>150257807
>pecs but a beer belly
they are called manboobs

Based Kolo

>>150257680
Liverpool always make shit performative. Look up Ken Bigley, massive outpouring of support, his capture was the most important thing ever, all of Liverpool came together for him because Liverpool is so great! bet you'd ask 10 Scousers now who he was and 9 wouldn't know.

Boris Johnson wrote an article about it:

>"(Liverpool has the) mawkish sentimentality of a society that has become hooked on grief and likes to wallow in a sense of vicarious victimhood".

>>150257788
Why do Wolves have a tiny chinese woman as physio? Can't Brits do the job?

>>150257788
Do you reckon this tiny asian lady helps the players whenever they need release?

>>150257585
>>150257591
>>150257614
>>150257625
Thanks

Bobb

>>150257831
>>150257835

>>150257829
No fuking way. Pep hired him just to piss off Yaya, didn't he?

>>150257767
In very favorable down lighting otherwise not really no

Same City different players. They always try to cut back it in.

>>150257804
Based

>>150257841
happy endings - way of the massage parlour.

>>150257856
Having people like Boris dislike you is a sign you're doing something right

kek

>>150257872
lol

>>150257856
The fact you think "Boris Johnson doesn't like them" is some kind of own is hilarious.

>>150256752 (OP)
Damn look at that city team without erlingz. Who the heck are those scrubs?

Hahaland kek

>>150257885
ogros status

>>150257885
jesus christ, miss of the season already

heh... my boy haalingz... he just needs... more time...

>>150257880
He's right

>>150257819
she bad tho, it's worth

Where's Dutch city supporter?/

haaland was never the same after pep subbed him off before his champions league double hat trick to protect messhit's record

>>150257885
>the footballing gods gave Haaland ridiculous jumping power to go with being 6'5
>they forgot to give him any kind of timing or decision making to go with it

It's so funny how fucking bad Haaland is in the air

>>150257813

typical autistic nordic, loosen up a little

>>150257906
lol

What would Pereira do with a good team?

man shitty so shit they can't win against wolverhampton

>>150257804
Based amerimutt family

>this City line-up
what the fuck happened?

>>150257950
pep is apparently leaking the fact that they're getting relegated by the f.a

>>150257950
Replaced top quality players with average randos, many such cases

>>150257950
Your first Pep match?

HOWEVAR

MUNETSI

Doku is gonna melt like a chocolate mousse over there on the wing before he gets the ball. Put on Cherki and Marmoush

Noooo save me VAR

WAKE UP CITY

City RATTLED

>clearly offside

Dammit. I need something to take my mind off of the house survey for the house I'm buying

>high chance of asbestos in the old vented heating.
>garage is fucked with botched rendering, new painting needed, new roof and roof supports needed
>Mystery old water leak stains in the kitchen, can't test the piping because the water is shut off.

>>150257985
why are you buying this house?

>>150257985
Average british house

>>150257985
Thanks for that, Dion

trafferd low key ballin

115 rattled

man shitty so fucking shit they need to classify wolverhampton goal as offside
man city so fucking shit they have to cope
man fucking shitty
get this piece of shit team out of the pl playing worse than burnley

this cunt doesn't understand offside

trafford is elite
do not buy donnerbummer

where the fuck is Rodri? he cannot be injured still

Voice catching makes everything sound more exciting

This is already 10x more entertaining than that irrelevant 14 shit from earlier

Fucks sake Ngubu

>>150258023
I think he had a setback

>>150258017
Thank you for the spergout, Michael Mifsud.

When PL teams pay Nbugu millions because he’s quick and strong you’d think they’d try to teach them the offside rule

dribbly football is outdated

these webms are going to make me have a seizure

>>150258037
jesus christ, they're doomed without rodri

>>150257730
>>150257817
>>150257999
>>150258032
is an earthquake going on in murica?

>>150258057
They really are doomed if he comes back and they are still mental midgets

>>150258043
>quick and strong
hey now hes also fast pacy and powerful

City slamming aimless crosses like Moyes’ United against Fulham
Plus they’re losing the ball often in midfield to an average mid table press
Pep is washed

>>150258062
What fucking browser are you using? Still trying to figure out what causes the jumping shit for some users.

>>150258086
Works fine for me (firefox)

>>150258062
works fine for me

city bought cherki to play against these exact low block teams and pep leaves him on the bench

>>150258072
>mfw this filename finally becomes relevant after City get relegated

great run from reindeer tbf

ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ ERLINGZ

>>150258086
brave here.

Pep status?

I've seen enough. Livershit will win the title by January again

Le tap in man

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAND

peepeepooppe could never

Ärlig Braut Håland taps it in from the goal line

based super buu

how is haaland not embarrassed

great finish from haaland

tap in merchant

>*taps it in*
Based

>>150258133
*scores another tapin*
what now

Fucking bastard

City are still finished

TJ Reijnders what a baller

>be Burnley
>desperate to get back AND stay in the premier league
>get through the championship with one of the best defensive records ever
>sell your elite young goalkeeper for peanuts (£31m)
>first prem game and you get smashed by spuds 3-0

Make it make sense

>>150258086
Brave is the only browser

If you're not using Brave you're probably retarded

Hello, where is PFA player of the year 2 seasons ago, Phil Foden?

crazy how reijnders was only 40m
best midfielder in the league by far

>>150258086
vivaldi (chromium)

>>150258096
Yea, It's what I am using too and it's fine on my end. Already changed lots of settings but don't know why it happens.
>>150258109
and is it working fine?

they bought teijani reijnders for 45m whereas liverpool spent 125m on wirtz? wow

ogre

It's ogre, Wolves have collapsed, going to get destroyed now.

>>150258086
>>150258062
Same shit for me. I heard somewhere if you turn off hardware acceleration in chromium settings it fixes it but I haven't tried it yet

Aight, I'm out.

>>150258153
>>sell your elite young goalkeeper for peanuts (£31m)
They had no choice, City activated a buyback clause to stop him going to Newcastle.

You're also ignoring the fact it is Scott Parker who played some of the worst football ever seen last season and is absolute toilet in the PL as a manager.

THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN FUCK OFF

just give city the prem already

Uh, wolves bros?

he's so fucking good
mogging wirtz already

based reindeer

this new player Reindeer can score actually

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Useless twats

Ofc I put marmoush over reijnders in FPL

Premier League is dead
Even a shitter from a mid-table Serie Ass team can walk in and score with ease

Reindeer is gonna be a star

Why doesnt the cunt ever do that for our national team?

fuck City, they'll get battered by a proper team. too many non entities, bastards

This Grindrs lad looks decent

Well, it was a good 38’

Nice. I don't have a horse in the prem race, but as long as gay ass arsenal don't win the league, all is good.

>>150258227
plastics seething

>>150258237
Based

arse

>>150258231
is this mad choppy or is it my computer/browser or something

They need to eject Doku in January. He's awful, sadly.

>>150258231
reindeers is a fucking thai looking prick

>>150258237
fuck a.nal

>>150258237
Nah, it's not enough Arsenal don't win. They must be top around Xmas then collapse afterwards in a humiliating way as everyone learns to defend against their meme tactics and they've nothing else to offer.

>>150258262
they're replacing him with rodrygo next week

>>150258260
works fine for me
check your graphic card

>>150258237
all true /sp/artans want Arsenal to win the league for the variety

>>150258231
Absolute shit from Black Lace there

>>150258237
gonna be a 3 horse race with city, liverpool and chelsea. arsenal are fucking finished

>>150258260
yes don't know why he's posting these dogshit stuttery webms

>>150258285
weird
its literally just this yank anons clips everything else is fine even other mp4s/webms on 4chan so not that bothered

>>150258294
>chelsea

fuck reindeers he needs to fuck off back to the netherlands then back to cambodia or wherever he originally came from. bastard

>>150258299
they don't work on chrome browsers because he's using the wrong encoding

>>150258294
arsenal haven't even kicked off yet dickhead.

>>150258299
They're not webms you imbecile, sounds like user issue desu

>>150258319
bad at clipping and a bad attitude
not a good combination

Where did 5 mins come from

who does reindeers think he is with a name like that he thinks he's rudolf and dopey and mopey and whatever else those irrelevant cunts were called #thigh prick

>>150258260
works fine on my pc
check your monitor

>>150258318
and they wont until february when its too late

i'm fucking seething over that southeast asian looking bastard lads, i'm ngl

>>150258262
he's peak ngubu honestly, haven't seen such a concretisation of the concept since that giganigga Traore

cherki and marmoush aren't even on the pitch yet
scary

how long are people going to hype up Chelsea? 3 months max I reckon before reality hits as usual

>>150258299
upgrade your raspberry pi anon

>>150258260
>>150258260
>>150258309

Checking out the video, it's looks like it's 45fps which Chrome's player can't deal with.

Brave user here. The webms are stuttery as hell. Although I still appreciate the service.

>>150258361
cherki is literally the only good player they've bought in ages and even then he's too doughty to be a really top player

>>150258371
>45fps
but my eyes can only see 30fps??

>>150258380
skill issue

>>150258371
he's using the wrong encoding
it's a problem with certain webms in chrome too

export at 30fps yank stop being a melon

>>150258374
>Brave user here. The webms are stuttery as hell.
same

sorry, but all chrome users (people of colour) need to fuck off

>>150258371
>45fps
Where did you even get that number from?

>>150258400
brave is a better browser than troonfox

>>150258387
How do you know the coding? how do you know what works?

>>150258423
he's a nerd

>Wolves
>West Ham
>Burnley

Goodbye

>>150258407
>>150258423
you need to encode them as 10 bit instead of 8bit

>>150258413
>brave is slower than both chrome and firefox

>>150258453
>>150258453
how do you possible know that?

At least he's posting something, ungrateful wankers.

>>150257999
why is the striker walking back instead of getting onside and in position?

>>150258467
it's a known issue with chromium browsers

Milan should kill whoever sold Reijnders. That's a 150m player

>>150257913
here, just back from vacation. /sp/ on fucking suicide watch though l e l

>>150258512
are you excited about pep's nafrimaxxing?

>>150258491
no he's a fraud, not fit to lace KDB's boots. Man City are finished, Pep sacking coming soon

The webms are unplayable on mobile browsers too unless i download and play it on mxplayer

>>150258470
if i was posting clips that half the thread cant view i would want to know to be fair

>>150258524
it was inevitable after the great success mahrez was but yeah, wish he just converts to islam now

>>150258501
You have a bee ona your hat

>>150258524
hakimi when?

>>150258231
>he doesn't use obs studios to record

Premier league or La liga?

>>150258453
Alright, if that is the damn issue switching back to vp9. I thought it was an issue with it. test this 10bit vp9

>>150258596
chromefag here, much better

>>150258596
perfect m8

>>150258299
>>150258260
if you save them and watch in VLC or something they're smooth. my browser fucks them up too. it's a Chromium thing

HALF TIME SLAGS

>>150258586
If you truly used it the filename should have been a giveaway.

>>150258596
smooth, silky and based

>>150258596
wahey he's fixed it

Shoulda scored there

if wolves want to win why dont they just score more goals??

Lad's named Hoover

>>150258530
Nah, I fear its another 4 seasons of >citywinslol

Hoover really sucking up space in the cracks

old chink bum

wolfs physio a cute

football stream chats are always golden

>>150258827
chatangos are SOVL

>>150258122
>>150258129
>>150258272
kek spics already on autoseethe about haaland

Hoover has bags of pace

Hoover gliding down the wing

>>150258827
Based hardr

Hoovering up the loose ball

None of this would've happened with my nigga Bueno on the pitch

>>150258926
>>150258866
eyes off thirdie dogs

>>150258937
>Says upside-down Indonesia

>>150258843
peepeepooppe = mpooppe
a.nal = arsenal [spoiler]it's a repurposed /copalib/ inside joke though[/spoiler]

haaland woulda tapped that in

clever fk

Never heard of this Bobb before. Is he good? Why is Norway suddenly producing so many players in world class teams?

>>150258993
Swedish admixture.

Get Cherki on

>>150258993
He always looks good for City. Is it sudden, they've always had a few good players?

an excellent player this reijnders

Reijnders good, WTF...

Nice goal

Keeper should've got that.

EAT SHIT
YOU FUCKING
SUBHUMAN
BROWN
ANIMAL
NIGGER
SPICS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOUR RACE IS INFERIOR

Yea, wrap up the season desu, Citeh are back

>>150258993
He's been mint for years but he snapped his leg last year and missed most of last season, he was supposed to be first team player last year

Seems der Chikaner is here after all.

Good job Lewis is good at football. He looks like a drug dealer

we talkin' now! add Rodri and shity is BACK

this shit is too easy, just literally give us the league already

>>150259122
>us

>Wolves fans booing Nunes again
lmao

Another long year Yam Yams

>>150259135
hi you must be new here

>>150259122
get back to concentrating on the game, Reijnders

>>150259160
It's part of the tradition

>>150259068
gotta say that stream has beautiful quality

Cheeky Haaland haatrick incoming?

>>150259098
>looks like

>>150259122
Achmed??

>>150259172
it doesnt apply to me though, I can definitely say us or we when referring to city as i'm the same ethnicity as our owner

>>150259098
Not even that good, he looks like one of the kids who ferry weed for the dealer

>>150259200
nigel??

>>150259225
Wow, you are City Football Groupan?

Well played Peter Andre

APOLOGIZE

>>150259266
smartass

>>150259303
Achmed! I knew it was you!

arias has a lot of football iq in that head

>10 goals against them
>the worrier of wolves
>fraudland

Does him scoring many goals make shorter non-whites seethe?

>>150259335
He wants to have

>>150259303
ben je dom ofzo kanker op man we zijn nl dus doe gwn chill ofzo

>>150259343
you tell us

>>150259343
I don't know, you tell us.

>>150259215
how do you pipe it to mpv

>>150259381
>not AI
Welcome back, chileano

>>150259346
but he'd would've didn't?

>>150259343
why would they? he is owned by a non-white ie the beautiful owner of city

>>150259343
Such terrible English

it's ogre

COME ON ME BABBIES!

>>150259479
kek

kek too easy for citeh

>>150259343
he's a tall white firstie blue eyed blonde hair nordic germanic protestant firstie

he is the antichrist to the brown thirdie mongrels which inhabit this board.

STOP STOP
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

TOP OF THE TABLE

good goal to be fair

THE CITY OF CITY

Night lads

this frenchie is also really good

I thought Son went to the US?

LEAST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>150259520
Actually, I would beg him to impregnate my sisters if I met him.

Wrap it up lads, league's over

why did liverpool buy wirtz instead of buying reindeer and cherki?

>>150259559
>inb4 Wolves do a Newcastle
Nah who am I kidding

bob gives me a giggle every time :)

>I clicked it
Starmer death squads en route

>>150259564
in the racial/thirdie vs firstie/med vs nord meta of /int/ and /sp/ he is your enemy

>>150259622
Just say ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ when they arrive at your door.

>>150259643
Don't know how to pronounce it

You are all fucking retarded. Try to enjoy your Saturday. I’ll talk to you soon

>>150259653
Ask any of your neighbors.

>>150259670
>>150259653
city look way stronger than any other team
close

>+7

HAALAND WANTS HIS HAT TRICK

>>150259756
dont think it will count if he scores from the bench

Ugh.
Groin pull and not in the fun way.

>Nico G broke his elbow
It's over

>>150259828
His head gets more conical with each passing day.

>get slightly touched
>fake groin pull
>uhh its actually my arm
>uhh its the elbow actually
>on the floor for 3 mins and will play like nothing happened next week
sissyball

>>150259828
ever since his divorce, he's lost a bit of light in him

cougar in the stands
>>150259815
oh no pep will have to play rodri instead

>>150259828
fucking egg man

>>150259670
I live in a heavily white British area like any self-respecting racist

>>150259862
thingken bout pissin on the moon

>Boo Nunes for leaving
>Sing Jota's name endlessly
What causes this

>>150259865
Same lad. I went to Thorpe Park last month and holy fucking shit it was about 10% white there. Fucking bizarre

>>150259865
Do you also avoid cities like the plague, or is that simply not possible?

>>150259893
Asians love rollercoasters

>>150259893
grim it was close to 100% white when i went as a teenager

>>150259893
Thorpe Park is expensive for the average white folk. Asians work hard and have money to spend, and certainly don't waste it on drugs, booze, fags and tatoos.

>>150260004
Go go power Reijnders

>>150259889
>he doesn’t know about the pictures the Wolves players found on Nunez’ phone