Thread 150256898

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
Cardile working for Aston after dispute resolved
Carlos Sainz laments backlash towards Lando Norris’ openness on mental health
McLaren's world-beating F1 strengths might survive 2026 shake-up
Guenther Steiner: If 2026 regulations don’t work for Lewis Hamilton “then it’s over”
McLaren ensure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri won't read bad news in the media
Sainz still sure joining Williams was the right move
Inconsistency holding Ferrari back, Vasseur says
Bortoleto and Hulkenberg Sauber’s ‘most collaborative pairing’ ever
Verstappen eyes major endurance races
‘Tough bastard’ Damon Hill ‘could never have a conversation’ with Sir Frank Williams
Daniel Ricciardo treated in hospital following motorbike accident in Australia
Portugal prime minister says Algarve ready to "formalise" F1 return for 2027

le o

onso pole

>>150256957
Lando and his team of coaches.

>>150256957
probably doesn't help that he's got what looks like a 7-foot security guy right behind him

>>150256898 (OP)
>if 2026 regulations don’t work for Lewis Hamilton “then it’s over”
this is some poeple's goat btw

>>150256971
Brüno would really enjoy modern day F1

>>150257025
He'd fit in very well with the female side of the fanbase

>>150257038
cursed. god cursed w*men.

terrible thread

>>150257066
thanks

>>150257066
your fault

>>150257104
your whale cum

>>150257093
can't see the dog here

edd

>>150257134
That's the dog's owner, I think his name's Carl or something

Here's the main attraction

>>150257182
anon when someone posts sophia

>>150257182
Al sIop

>>150257104
you're welcome
>>150257109
oh no
>>150257189
do you ever lick frogs, toads?

>>150257262
whoa where'd you get this picture of me racing

>>150257317
>do you ever lick frogs, toads?
this makes mustard gas

>>150257326
it was posted here

>>150257428
im here stroking my dick i have lub
ajjajaj

jajajajajajaja

gonna get fuckin drunk methinks

naomi

why are all the ferrari f1 girlies drivers blue eyed blondes? while the real f1 car hires medshiters pakis and blackies
a bit like the real madrid

>>150257452
You have my blessing

Marta

>>150257520
SCHUMI'd

Glorious Nippon rubber folded over a thousand times.

My wife

at his age he shouldnt be doing that, he could snap his knees

>>150257597
here she is dacing with mine

>>150257506
Instant boner.
Absolute sexo.
Guess I'll be watching Formula E now

>>150257317
oh yeah

>>150257452
imagine biting that

I never say this out loud but you are my true frens

…Unless you like Shamilton

>>150257066
i agree
sophiafags ruin it

>>150257912
tru tru tru

>>150257298
“Verstappen” doesn’t sound like a Romanian surname

>almost choked to death with water
f1 moments with similar feel?

SHARTMILTON

SHARTSTAPPEN

SHARTMACHER

SHARTNNA

>>150258041
sochi 2021

Wait for it, wait for it…

SHARTRISS

>>150256898 (OP)
>Marlboro livery
Holy based. God damn I missed them cancerstick sponsorships

>>150258366
Smoking is bad for you.

>>150258434
so is getting punched in the face
*be's punching you in the face*

>>150258466
*dodges the punch*
*grabs you by the shirt and tosses u in the road as big bruce runs you over with his rusty ass 1999 toyota hilux 4x4 straylia cunt edition*

>>150256898 (OP)
>Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
They really can't do anything properly, can they?

>>150258514
>*dodges the punch*
no you don't lol

>>150258536
They’re zoomers. They have much to learn.

>>150258545
you’re right i don’t, i just like my power fantasy more because i saw the second part happen in sydney. are hit and runs common in that city?

Lan’DOH!

>>150257038
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150257597
My looksmatch

>>150258976
anon, shes training for not sucking dick

Spack Poohan

>>150259000
then why is the file that i downloaded on the 20-09-2024 called "blowjob trainer"? wouldnt it be called "not blowjob rainer" if you were right? i dont know man, sound like you are just saying stupid shit

>>150259080
>not blowjob rainer
"Rainer" as in something that rains or as in Rainer Werner Fassbinder?

>>150259140
i old old* told** you my t kee is misfiring

>>150259189
patriot

>>150259184
Doesn't answer the question.

>>150259221
yes it does, it implies that rainer was never the intended word, but trainer

Sir Jenson Button O.B.E.

roll em if you got em

>>150259274
>rainer was never the intended word
Yeah, but which one? The rainy-thing or the name?

>>150259465
Can barely even name any of them.
Unfair that you need dubs for Carrie.

>>150259465
2

>>150259465
Yeah, check this 5

Y'all niggas enjoying some meme kino, or nah?

eternal death to mclare, mercedes and hamilton

>>150259741
Don't you dare wish death on m'Clare

>>150259703
i watched this vid earlier, meh, i like better the british zoomer guy that makes similar content
nhalf a mill sub he has, amazing grown

>>150259703
black gen alpha or late zoomer "please laugh" reddit meme spew and not funny meme spew like RPM

>>150258593
Sounds like New York tbqhwy

Kelly is a peadophile

>>150259979
*groomer

2025 could never

>>150260357
>2014 ferrari ignition system electrical infetterence artifacts on onboard videos
yeah that was soul

ever

>>150256898 (OP)
Dead Sport

gimi

For more gimi information, see https://kimiraikkonenspace.com/

>>150259703
i don't consooom any f1 media outside of edd straw's race weekend rankings

>>150258593
Wouldn't know mate. I've never been east of Esperance

i dont think

>>150260357
>>150260390
it is not about downforce, it is opposite to downforce, if cars are slower, easier to pull such maneuvers, you need balls, but only slower cars let you do this

>>150261049
i was gonna say that if we want kino racing again then we should just slow cars down by maybe 20%, but imagine the freakout if that happened

>>150260888
checked

>>150261162
wagwan mi breadda

>>150261162
how are yamaicans taking the news mon?

>>150261106
make the cars SHORTER and NARROWER
and LIGHTER

>>150261106
exactly, try it and they will jump on you with
>if f1 car is slower than w11 then it is shit
>w11 was such masterpiece
>we also want real w2w racing
>if you want slower cars, watch f2
>just two more technical regulation changes and we will have real w2w racing with 2020 type pace
f1 fans know shit

>>150261183
>>150261194

>>150260390
SHITBOX FIGHT

>>150260357
>>150260390
uhh, MASI??! this is hecking dangerous!

>>150261200
smaller + slower + lighter car also needs less downforce, less dirty air. the ripple effects of making a car bigger and faster in corners are multiplicative for the problems it makes for w2w racing.

>>150261264
You're overcomplicating it. What I (and most of the people I know) of want is simple:

1) No DRS or other artificial shit. Including off-track pblicity stunts.
2) Proper tracks with good layouts and/or history rather than selling races to the highest bidder (America and other third world autocracies).
3) Drivers with actual personalities and passion for the sport.
4) Fucking free (legal) easy access to the broadcast anywhere in the world.

In other words: Just get rid of Liberty Media and make the sport what it was 20+ years ago-

>>150261577
>multiplicative
look at mr cambridge over here

gimi

>>150261584
doesnt matter, w11 masterpiece fastest car in history

>>150261718
>gimi
look at mr cambridge over here

>>150259465
ya im getting carrie i think

>>150259465
this year's lineup is better

For me its ps3 having engine failure in abudabi and Norizz still losing the WDC because max and george cock slap him down to 9th on lap 1.

>nearly 30 minutes since last post
/f1/ is dead and fat brown killed it

gonna make pasta
fwan related because monza soon

>>150262816
Apologize to Toto. He was always the villain /f1/ needed.

>>150262894
Toto > Hans Zimmer, as far as Dune soundtracks go.

>>150262884
>hot dog
Leo?

>more 2 weeks for vrooms
>gone pulling 1 of 4 wisdom teeth last thursday
>I feel apathetic because I can't go for a walk (physical strain temporary ban till monday) because of the risk of bleeding (at least I can cum because I've extracted my upper right wis tooth 50h ago)
>I can only eat pasty stuff and liquids (lamen and choc milk) till sunday
>stitched back of my mouth, I can't turn my head to the right to sleep
>my head feels heavy because of antibiotics
>I need to look for a job because my addictions keep me from dying (manga and chocolate)
Formula 1 btw

>retardo hospitalized
how do you feel about this?

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_VmTmB2EsA

>>150263514
>The Alonso Mystery
Any spoilers? Worth watching? Is there a plot twist?

>>150263297
The moment I saw it on my Reddit front page my heart sank for this fallen legend. I poured out a shoey with my wife that just came back from her extended business trip over the weekend tonight and we wished him a swift recovery together by sending him a nice message on Instagram. I just know Danny Avocado would have something funny to say like "Dildo!" as he fell off his bike

>>150263297
>broken collarbone
kwab

>>150263551
its 'bout the electric inchident

Gilles

>>150263514
>ywn video call Edd

Ideal F1 Calander
>Monza
>Imola
>Nürburgring
>Hockenheimring
>Red Bull Ring
>Magny-Cours
>Silverstone
>Brands Hatch
>Spa
>Jerez
>Hungaroring
>Portimão
>Circuit Gilles Villeneuve
>Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Full oval)
>Laguna Seca
>Fuji Speedway
>Sepang
>Albert Park
>Interlagos

>>150263297
Honestly don't care, probably my least favourite Australian in F1. Even including Gary Brabham.

>>150263297
i didnt even know he was sick

>>150264022
no

>>150263297
I guess his seat at Cadillac is gone.

protagonist of /f1/

>>150263297
>>150264116

>>150264116
It was always going to Poorez with Buttass, Litte Mig, Zhou or Drugo

I don't think I like any of the current grid but I thank heavens Retardo is no longer an F1 driver

Daniel was a bully in highschool.

>>150264342
being a bully in school was based

>>150264342
More likely he was bullied in high school, and developed a lame sense of humour as a defence mechanism

>>150264195
why are you watching then?

>>150264424
can confirm i am a newman old boy. used to belt his arse in the music room with drum stucks

>>150264432
he's here for the leoposts

>>150264446
You didn't belt him hard enough

>>150264432
I have watched maybe 3-5 races from the current season.
I am trying to get into older F1 but because I refuse to get an F1TV subscription it's pretty damn hard.
>>150264458
fuck off

>>150264446
>new man old boy

>>150264446
sounds gay

>>150264550
the one memorable enough for me to say I watched for certain was Silverstone BTW

>open social media
>max’s baby moma’s tit out
>close social media

>>150263930
>Nürburgring
Nordmotherfuckingschleife though, fuck GP Scheisse (Strecke)
If those cars are considered "safe" today, then they can safely visit the Green Meatgrinder

>>150265182
>race delayed by 90 mins because it rains in 3 corners

unironically keep this gay ass sport out of there

>>150263514
>"the thing you cited about alonso saying he wasn't 100% fish- er, fish? fit."
edd dreaming about gregg's fish finger sandwiches while on air

>>150265182
to get a f1 grade certification they would have to terraform and deforest maybe 1000sq km of land to fill with thousands of metric tons of concrete for the runoffs, tens of thousands of tires, thousands of miles of catch fencing

its less realistic a construction project than the line or the neom

Gotta protect the baby's face for... some reason

>>150265527
Isn't she too young to have a baby?

>>150265527
The baby hasn't signed any contracts yet. No gets to see until there's money changing hands.

>>150265605
Correct, Lily's only around 3 months old, no way she'll be having a baby of her own any time soon.

>>150265182
The cars may be safe, but the drivers are trash.
Half of them would kill themselves.

>>150265733
Not Max.

Max is losing his aura

>>150265786
Believe it or not, Max does not make up more than 50% of the current grid. I'm talking about shitters like Norris, Piastri, Russell, Hamilton, etc.

>>150265833
>Max does not make up more than 50% of the current grid.
source??????

>>150265879
Edd.

>>150265893
ok, he ate the other drivers.... rip

>>150265833
Bullshit.

>>150265811
That happens to any driver in a back field car.

>>150266113
Albon gained aura though

>>150256983
thats just bigfoot blending in

>>150266298
Dts holes dont count.

Lily He
Also Lily PS3

lilly PShe

sex he

>>150266719
sex with He

>>150266719
He's cute.

dont stray

>>150263297
Silly, Retardo. You supposed to win several championships and then get yourself grievously injured doing something else.

>>150263930
would Fuji be better than Suzuka for F1 these days?
the main straight is Monza tier long into T1 and the third sector seems like a real challenge in F1 cars

>>150267129
i seen, for my detriment, the jackass on the left "analyzing" xyz incident. objectively he fucking incompetent, if you had him as a lawyer you'd get the chair

Which Dutch driver will humiliate themselves in front of their home crowd?
My money is on Schumacher (female)

>>150267402
>Alba: cute, sassy
>#2: fun, energetic
>#3: autistic dead fish
Why does every circle of female friends have that one who's clearly inferior to everyone else?

>>150267402
alba
l
b
a

>>150267143
>yeets a bike at speed and almost internally decapitates himself
>is fine
>gets done in by a stone at low speed while skiing

My sincerest apologies but my pingas must be stroked by looking at her again tonight.

>>150264116
The seats are already decided

>>150267789
Sorry forgot pic. Busy jerking it and typing with one hand and cooking in the other OHH OHHH IM COOMING SOME MORE OPOOOOHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH~ I CANT STOP COOMING OOHHHH ITS ALLL OVER MY MONITOR

>>150267771
Never got skiing as a hobby.
Way too cold and way too dangerous.

>>150267825
>haas but worse
what's the point?

>>150267861
more shitters to shit things up

>>150267836
Skiied a lot in Aspen, Colorado. Really fun and not dangerous. Just avoid the retards on snowmobiles.

>>150268023
>not dangerous
Until you ski over a stone or something.

>>150268023
nothing good comes from a straddled vehicle without 2 wheels
trikes
atvs
jetskis
snowmobiles
all absolute menaces

>>150267129
>ineresting

>>150257685
transparent edition

>>150259763
>i like better the british zoomer guy that makes similar content
FP1Will?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtCH_csrwgI

>>150269147
He probably means DanNoSkill

>>150257134
She took the photograph but really anon it's a bit rude, she's not thaaat ugly.

>>150257520
I live three hours drive from that hospital, could conceivably drive there today, what should I take him from /f1/?

>>150269911
>what should I take him from /f1/?
irish pasta with a side of flayed leo

>>150269911
print out a picture of him and Lando in crop tops, do a cum tribute on it and then hand it to him

besides Poois is there a bigger KWAB than this guy

>load up the f1tv app
>shows me a bunch of "shows" with all the people I wish I never had to see or hear again to watch
There are times I contemplate muting my TV when watching a race, and they want me to go out of my watch to watch these grating retards talk about random bullshit?

business idea: pacific gp
>>150270210

gimi

the 1986 f1 season review has some top tier banter

>>150257912
What's wrong with liking him?

what is /f1/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-8hlIdtk8

Binge watching Monk while waiting for the next race

>>150265527
What's the point of censoring a baby's face when they all look the same unless they're a different colour.

>>150267402
What is she saying?

>>150270026
gaaaay

Daniel Ricciardo is one of the greatest drivers in the history of the sport.

>>150271165
https://youtu.be/pM7QVbMx1Eo

>>150271296
The baby is a spitting image of max, and that's just too terrifying of a concept to post online.

>>150271771
P looks like Max's mother when she was younger

where f1

>>150272490
around 3 decades ago

>>150268049
There’s a failsafe if that happens though. The real danger is the avalanche.
>>150268056
Ken Block Hoonigan Man died from a snowmobile accident iirc

>>150272546
Grim but true

>>150269845
hearing some gen alphazoomer talk about the same decade they were born in is funny

>>150272939
>gen alphazoomer
But I was born in 1998, I’m the ”unc” part of Gen Z if anything

>>150273215
>born after the death of Princess Diana
Grim.

You're old if you can remember where you were on 9/11

>>150273713
Yeah that happened like 30 years ago.

>9/11 was 40 years ago
Damn…

>>150273770
Never forget

>>150272898
>There’s a failsafe if that happens though.
Explain the Schumacher accident then.

>>150273770
Yeah I know right? Can't believe that happened 50 years ago..

>>150273811
We all know that the GoPro created a small impact point that would have otherwise been spread out if it was just a helmet

Did someone from here really make a 9/11 never forget thread on /tv/ just because we talked about it?

>>150273770
>9/11 was 40 years ago
52 years, actually:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Chilean_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat

>>150274143
That thread was made 10 minutes before >>150273713

>>150274954
Fucking time travellers.

This year we might get our first non-European champion since Villeneuve

>>150273770
My parents saw that and fucked to make me just months later

>>150276118
If it had to be anyone I'm glad it's an Aussie, gotta support your actual greatest ally since us yanks suck at F1.

>>150276118
>Villeneuve
>non-European
Isn't he French-Canadian?

>>150276379
He's NA so not European no matter how euro-adjacent he is.

>>150276527
>He's NA
North African?

>>150276527
>he's NA
As it should be, fuck turbos

Based Lewis supporting the goat

>>150265527
Every notable person does this because kidnappers are a thing

>>150257038
toothsome

>>150265527
>such a cute baby! your little sister?
>ah... yes, my sister! hahaha

>>150265527
>the Piquet and Verstappen lines have finally been united
>it's a femoid
On the bright side it will be a long while before we have a female WDC.

>>150269845
yeah

how you doing?

i'm just fine, thanks

ded to mclel

>>150277854
my back is fucked

>>150277274
>a femoid
So ... something that appears to be female, but isn't?

>>150278170
who did this to you? i can arrange so that they will never walk again

>>150278229
i did it too myself :(

>>150278244
prepare to never walk again, youll learn to respect your elders

>>150278269
>>150278229
>>150277854
>>150277839
How are you drunk at 8 in the morning

>>150278379
not even a little bit, in fact i've just woken up

>>150278379
this is why Ferrari will never win a WDC again

So, according to Kondo the series sold 8.8 million copies. We were at 8.5 million 11 months ago. Which means that Kai in Japan+East Asia and Daybreak 2 in the West sold rather poorly.

300k for Kai+ Daybreak 2+ all the games bought by the people who are catching up, is not a lot. I'm sure that the Sky Remake alone will sell 300k within just one month.

>>150278379
its 9, im not drunk and im a partiot so i can do whatever i want

>>150278437
Why not just play a good game instead though?

>>150278379
It's 12am over here and I'm cross-faded about to gorge on Taco Bell.

Finished pic rel and im sad lads
This is like Max not winning his 5th WDC (this year) for me
Can't and Shan't recover

>>150278442
>im a partiot
What the fuck's a "partiot"? Some portemonnaie of "party" and "idiot" mayhaps?

>>150278621
despite his expert testimony, i believe he is drunk, your honor

>>150278621
>German humor

>>150278621
you are so evil man.......

>>150278588
I don't know what this is

>>150278760
the hoes are not sad, thoughbeit

>>150278244
it's true, and that's what really hurts

>>150278244
Just you, you and no one else

gimi morning dudes

TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150278988
what goonette werewolf rape porn novel is she reading? which /f1/ anon could fulfill her inane fantasies?

>>150278988
those toes eww

>>150279006
wagpoof's rape story about herself

>>150278988
Ugly feet

>>150260357
Vettel was praised for this despite Ricciardo being way ahead lmao

>>150279027
how can she read something about herself which is yet to be published?

>>150279143
Well at least he was in the top ten which is unthinkable for the 2nd red bull driver in modern times

Lewis Hamilton, known to hang out in kiddy diddy parties is a huge fan of Senna, known to date underage girls. This is very cancellable information for both in our modern progressive culture.

Remove all britbongs

>>150279143
he was one lap down since his car went into some limp mode

>>150279190
Indeed!

>>150279154
>yet to be published
imagine not being a 10+ year /f1/ veteran
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78469648/#78470874

>>150278988
>phat girl feet

>>150260357
whatever happened to that Bianchi fella anyways

>>150279255
i'm nearly 40 years old been posting since at least 2010 and i have no memory of this place
i guess you people have an autism that outweighs mine
gimi

>>150279288
they found out he was a tiddler like the senna guy and he had an "accident"

eating popcorn, ummmmm so good

>>150279006
Jojo Moyes's 'The Girl You Left Behind'

>>150279337
>popcorn

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

yfw when yucky poonoda wins 8 points next week

imagine if formula 1 was good

>>150279652
but formula 1 isn't good

>>150279704
why are they all bleck? is skipping brekky a 'ger thing?

saw maybe the funniest ever f1 meme video but it's in hungarian referring a hungarian meme so I cant show it:(
its about ad21

>>150279806
narrated by laszlo palik?

gimi

Breaking news: Leclerc has joined team McLaren!

will russel score more points than verstappen this season?

>>150279806
Just because it said "stolen" or "robbed" it doesn't have to mean that it's referring to Hungary

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>150279704
that's what im saying my friend, imagine if it was though, things would be so fun

>>150279813
fortunately not
he was like funny for a few in the 90s years when you didnt have access to so much high quality keks like nowadays

>>150279886
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ4iFhwMSwr/

>>150279890
Reminder that they would have never given him the penalty

Not a sport.
>>>/o/

>>150279875
jesus
i could suck 20 dicks in a row and i wouldn be as gay as that guy

>>150279953
>i could suck 20 dicks in a row
why would you do that

>>150279975
Because he can, duh

>>150279975
is a hypothetycal scenario, just like the breakfast thing

>>150279982
incredible
>>150279985
if you say so

>>150279725
no reason, just a coincidence I suppose

>>150279945
I can't make nor buy an F1 car

>>150256898 (OP)
Post movies you watch on summer break ..

>>150280185
Currently watching pic rel

>>150279945
define 'sport'

>>150280203
>A guide to zionist lies
To be fair, they most often tell the unashamed truth. Their manifestos do outright call for genocide and glorify colonialism. It's quite astonisihing what they do get away with. Not even kings and dictators would have spilled the beans like this in the past.
The one big lie (other then their religion, which is a lie they've generally bought into themselves) is their repeated victim narrative, and that one is ridiculous once you know anything about the conflict.

>>150280208
>define 'sport'
to have or wear something in a proud way

>>150278210
>>150278170
>>150278005
GUM :D

>>150280208
Actual competition and not being a glorified advertisement for a brand which is the pre-determined winner due to spending more

>>150280357
>not being a glorified advertisement for a brand
That alone disqualifies American Football, Baseball, Basketball, and a good number of otherwise sensible sports in cases where they're "performed" in the US of A.

>>150280389
Oh yeah? Well…
*kicks you in the nuts*

>>150280531
You silly, you just gave him a massive erection Germans are into that

>>150280203
>>150280305
keep that cutfag shit on the cutfag board, lads >>>/pol/

time for a cig

cig but replace the c with n and put it in a ferrari

hag but replace h with f and put it in sky Germany commentary

I got a hangover

>>150281299
Just drink more pussy

>>150281299
drink more pure semen straight from the natural source (watch f1)

I thought this was Checo from the preview

>>150281631
checo is taller

>>150281631
I got you

>>150281808
I thought this was Cruise from the preview

>>150281888
I don't not believe you are being truthful

>thinking
ngmi

>>150280389
What?

>>150281943
Gimi?

>at friend wedding
>wife (petite, blonde) is wearing a green dress
>friend and his gf are invited as well
>friends gf (petite, blonde) is wearing green dress the same exact colour as my wifes
>wife and friends gf keep joking about how theyre both my wife and who knows which is the real one all night
>never talked about how theyre both my friends gf
So uh... should I get that second wife?

>>150282072
sounds more like its your wife's wife
you'll be the husband in law

>>150282072
this would have not happened if you had married a man

100‰ gimi

>>150282072
The polyamorous of pfeiffen

>>150282072
no, you should get your friend

>>150282072
The bigamist of bremen

>>150282072
The muslim of Mönchengladbach

>>150282072
You're thinking of a second knife.

>>150282033
>What?
I'd love to give you your answer right now, anon. But first you have to watch a national anthem, Beyonce performing one of her songs and 20 minutes of commercial breaks.

>>150282072
You need to help your friend dodge that bullet dumbass

>>150282072
I remember a cousin twice removed looking like me and he had a super hot gf and she even was full onboard saying I look like him yet I never even got anything remotely as hot.

>>150256898 (OP)
Yuki trooned out?

>>150282072
How is this F1 related?

>>150282638
more f1 related than you think

>>150282931
wow

>>150282638
F1 related because drivers also cheat

>>150280555
Checked. Masochist Germans live among us

>>150282072
the polygamous of Potsdam

>>150282628
only way to stop gasly from harassing him

f1 would be so much cooler if the cars had machine guns attached to them and drivers chased and tried to kill each other like in a dogfight

>>150283366
powerups would be cool

for me its saving up for the deathstrike

>>150283409
Take out 5 cars and you get nuclear warhead

>>150283691
and yet gimi is the only one to win a WDC with them.

does anyone remember the spanish gp....

>>150283601
>500000 people used to live here... now it's a ghost town

>>150283728
12-14 were mid field cars, 10-11-13 were 3 car

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150266441
very sexual

>>150283798
>kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007
explain picrel then

>>150283849
Look how small and beautiful those cars were

noncon

Rari should drop shamilton and buy Gasley out of his frog contract

>>150284120
Furryari should leave F1 and focus on selling branded coasters

Abu Dhabi 2025 will make Abu Dhabi 2021 look like a joke

>>150285234
explain.

>>150285234
dont explain.

working in public catering is worse than any medieval torture

>>150285234
dont.

>>150283779
Good. Yuppie palace built from illegal drug trade must die

>>150285618
But at least you can shit in peoples food

>>150285313
Papaya rules

>>150282416
What a GRIM time to be alive right now.

>>150285659
nice car

days are getting shorter, sun is lower in the sky, you can feel the summer ending
it's so over for 2025bros...
f1 races for this feel?

>>150285736
If the sun were lower, wouldn't it be hotter?

>>150285234
they will learn from 2021 and they will rig it in the last 2 races before abu dhabi
they will kill Norris car two times, with engine or with some "random crash", to make piastri start in the last race with 26pts advantage

Penelope Kvyat

>Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
>Carlos Sainz laments backlash towards Lando Norris’ openness on mental health
>Guenther Steiner: If 2026 regulations don’t work for Lewis Hamilton “then it’s over”
>McLaren ensure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri won't read bad news in the media
>Sainz still sure joining Williams was the right move
>‘Tough bastard’ Damon Hill ‘could never have a conversation’ with Sir Frank Williams
>Daniel Ricciardo treated in hospital following motorbike accident in Australia
K W A B
W
A
B

crazy how before the halo the drivers had to hold the car with just their helmets during rollover incidents

>>150285659
basically this

>>Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
>>Carlos Sainz laments backlash towards Lando Norris’ openness on mental health
>>Guenther Steiner: If 2026 regulations don’t work for Lewis Hamilton “then it’s over”
>>McLaren ensure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri won't read bad news in the media
>>Sainz still sure joining Williams was the right move
>>‘Tough bastard’ Damon Hill ‘could never have a conversation’ with Sir Frank Williams
>>Daniel Ricciardo treated in hospital following motorbike accident in Australia
>K W A B
>W
>A
>B
K W A B
W
A
B

>>150285856
Got the drivers the wrong way around, Fat wants Norris to win it

Ferrari

Ferrari is Italian for Smith.

>>150282701
Is that a young Edd Straw on the keyboard?

>>150286579
HP | Ferrari

>>150286659
Hes better than norizz he will win

Reminder that the last time McLaren had the best car and put all their weight behind the Brit the winner was Kimi Raikkonen. Therefore we can assume the WDC this year will go to gimi.

Why is /f1/ so dead?

Sauber dominance killed /f1/

>>150287410
Medshitter cutfag posting “Canadian” ruining the thread

Monster Lando Edition is pretty underwhelming...

>>150265634
kek

>>150287410
Im not.

>>150265527
I've been telling you all this time and you've been mean to me

>>150287646
Just like lando

gimi

>>150285659
Poo in Maloo

>>150279255
>2017 was almost 10 years ago

Stop the clock please

too bad 2026 mclaren will probably be 2nd-4th fastest. i want this retard fight to go on forever

>>150278988
Mogged by her big tiddy sister

>>150287896
Hard to believe she's only 40 years old.

>>150287896
She is now ours big tiddy sister

>>150287896
brutal

>>150287896
thats because shes probably like 1-2 years from wall while sofia is post wall

>>150287930
My sister is two years younger than me and she has bigger tits than me. I am the older sister and should have giant boobs.

>>150288034
oh there it is

>>150288002
Show tits. Now.

>>150287896
sophiabros...

>>150280203
>Ethan Klein
I thought he said he was pro-Palastine and said Netanyahu belongs in prison. Why do people still call him a zionist?

I don't care who's responsible for it - F1 has become to its core, rotten dogshit, and it's never coming back

>>150288002
It's ok I prefer smaller boobs anyway

>>150285856
>thinking only winning a third of the triple crown is impressive
Lazy, zero commitment.

whos the white hamilton

what the fuck ever happened to james allen? wasn't he in the lead commentator role opposite brundle? infinitely more bearable than croft or any of the other ones who've come after.
i remember hearing about some vague scandal at the time, but it seemed like a scapegoat reason, an excuse to get rid of him for whatever reason, the kind of scandal other high ranking f1 media figures have gotten away with without issue.

>>150288225
Alexander Hamilton

So now that dust has settled, what did he mean by this?

>>150288225
William Rowan Hamilton

*farts*

>>150288364
Nice way to out yourself
now we know that you aren't a real girl since they don't fart

*sniff*

*jerks it*

>>150288275
germanics are kinky

gimi

>>150287773
Considering how mentally fragile he is, I think he's actually overperforming

bring back the Turkish GP

>>150288275
he's incontinent

>>150288275
poo joke

Car goes vroom

>>150282072
the mormon of moringen

>>150288114
I doubt he ever said anything like that. He repeatedly defends Israel's actions

Use imagination

lando should drop the beard and date a used british cosplayer for attention

>>150289086
>"he's getting old!"
>Is even older than Lewis

i still have no idea what he meant by the q3 thing
>>150289227
what???? no way this cant be true
LIAR

>>150289219
*south african

/f1/ - twinks and perverts general

>>150289278
ealier i watched a youtube video about the porn books that the girls read, and there was one about them fucking bigfoot, a turkey and fucking gargoyles
they are crazy on the head, and they talk about this openly, imagine how bad their mind really is

>>150289086
did he say the racism and get away with it

>>150289322
source?

>>150289199
No shit his wife was IDF

>>150289398
puffffffff
are you going to make me go through my seen videos? isnt my word good enough for you? when have i been untruthful to you?
i dont appreciate your comment
jajajal, just playing with you, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUxkBth4Jp8

narb a shit

>>150256898 (OP)
>Carlos Sainz laments backlash towards Lando Norris’ openness on mental health
Formula 1 is truly dead.

>>150289495
isnt military service compulsory there?

>>150288391
I heard a woman toot in public when I was in Brisbane. So i debunked your claim lololololol

Transparent formula where you can see inside the cars as they race?
(perhaps followed by transparent formula where even the driver's overalls are transparent?)

>>150289521
There are exceptions by for the most part yes

>>150289523
ajajjajajaj

dafuq?

>>150281299
With today’s cars you’d need a three story.

>>150289554
something wrong with his nose..

>>150289554
ajjajaja, whats that? so funny man

Really excellent transcription and recording, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJbksDk-DE

>>150285736
2025 sucks anyway

>>150289584
Aijeets at work yet again

>>150289554
I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI I HATE OPENAI

>>150287896
>>150288051
>starve yourself for a failed racing career
>hormones fucked up when they were needed
>boobs undeveloped

Zak Brown yapping
https://youtu.be/gAwC2vAoSOo

>>150290047
50 year old milfs just get me going maaaan

>>150290047
Udder embarrassment

>>150290192
>>150290192

>>150287896
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150288225
Schumacher