Thread 150257786

heemvious: >>150252764

news
>someone's about to get knocked out

*heems*

Sorry I'm on my Dricus Du Plessis shit

Cumshut Chimpaev will get doubly doubly penetrated

>>150257786 (OP)
schaub bros

Finland btw

I watched a podcast recently with toms striking coach in croatian, and apparently he spilled some beans, Tom wants to box after getting the title
Which is sad tbqh

NO MORE SLEEPS
KHAMZAT DIES

>>150257847
UFC's fault for letting HW get so shit, literally the only division that got worse with time

>>150257916
Small penis

>>150257847
Can’t blame him. Not the last person to relinquish MMA after losing to Gane.

is Kody Steele on this card?

>>150257847
Smart. The UFC can afford to pay him handsomely to be the face of hw MMA so if they even try to be cheap just do boxing.

The Belt will remain with the King of Africa, Dricus du Plessis.

Who's getting ass raped tonight?

marvin said the n word on xitter again . . .

>>150257995
Look at Dricus' 26 and me, and we'll see where he's from.

ham hunk hungrily humps hamzat hair hole

Dricus by curb stomp

I haven't felt excited for a card like this in a long time heemsters

>>150257930
large bank account so who cares

I want answers. Is disc golf fun to play?

>MOOOOOM MARVIN SAID NIGGA ON TWITTER AGAIN!!!

Tattle-tale ahh nigga.

>>150258011
Turn off your monitor…

>>150257994
Tom doesn't have the charisma to be the face of anything. I like him but he's got the personality of a table.

hamzat hates halal holes has his haram hole hounded humongously however

>>150258044
golf is already not that fun and the physics of a disc are less interesting than a club + ball so no.

>>150258044
Depends.

>>150258021
Cringe as fuck when this fag and Paulo say that. Fucking queers from the suburbs should not be saying that shit

>>150257830
is this about the case where he sued some homeless cat for copyright infringement and accidentally set a precedent for fair use with podcasts or some shit

>>150258053
dont mock me

>>150258044
it's fun with friends, and if you're boozed up

Chinknada acting up again I see

>>150258044
It's leisurely you should be playing it with friends. Think of it as taking a walk with your bro but gayer.

>>150258064
Sure he can same way Fedor was

daniel cormier cant stop gaining weight

>>150258044
Shit is cash I bang them fucking chains

>>150258104
Fedor at least had an aura about him. Big Russian tank of a man. Tom has none of that.

>>150258044
No. True Chads play ultimate frisbee.

Michael 'Beast of No Nation' Page

Fedor has no retarded son

To heem or not to heem that is the question

>>150258162
wtf

>So you did that History-channel show "hunting Hitler"? Did you ever find him?
>Yeah so he died
What is your favorite heem related quote?

Its leg day baby about to heem 3 plate wait for reps catch up lil bro

>>150258162
Man of the people

>>150257890
Dricus will spiritually (but also literally?) kill every single moslem in the world tonight

>>150253618
Khamzat Chimaev
Aaron Pico
Geoff Neal
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150258192
I hate that people dumber then me can have more money then me

>>150258044
>disc golf
do whites really?

>>150258192
"You're strong, but everybody's strong."
~ Daniel "DC" Cormier

>elliot a massive dog against a jap
easiest money of the year don’t miss out

wdhmbt?

>>150258263
jared is gonna invoke the messiah on this unruly, uppity chimp

>>150258240
we can enjoy more than one thing throughout our lives

>>150258263
Cannonier will be protected by his crystals
Easy win for him

>>150258258
what's the play b

Dricus Du Plessis vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy vs. Aaron Pico
Geoff Neal vs. Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier vs. Michael Page
Tim Elliot vs. Kai Asakura

>>150258024
Dricus is an African.

>>150258336
Dricus
Murhphy
Prates
MVP
Asakura

Cumslut ain't ready for us....

khamzat literally crotch sniffs and subs him in 2

Dana is so cool

>>150258360
Khamzat has never gotten a finish past 1 minute 15 seconds of round 2

Trump really told Dana he needed people to stop booing Russians lmaooooooo this is shit is 1984 tier

Poo poo pissy

>>150258357
You have to be a literal retard to think that this prime African specimen will lose to some orc-looking cretin.

>>150258369
theres no way dana and matt serra havent done "it" at least once

>>150258369
Oops! All neck folds

Here's what Dricus is gonna do:
>Lie
>Cheat
>Steal
>Kill
>Win

BDS sisters are gonna be disappointed with a new caucasus champion tonight.

Du porkers still seething about the press conference LMAO

>>150258078
it is weird but honestly who gives a fuck? don't be so jewish about it

>>150258357
>us
You're a fan with no agency lol don't be so pathetic

>>150258336
Dricus
Pico
Prates
Page
Kai

brazza i smesh dat guy

>>150258383
"Khamzat will win guys, easy R1 sub!!"

Sounds like Cumshot-sissies have entered the thread.

>>150258428
who

>>150258428
yummy

>>150258336
Hamza
Pico
Carlo
MVP
Kai

Beastlal and the chiraq drillers mindbroke du piggy

>>150258428
Get this fat sow off my screen

>>150258438
indica flower

THE Khamzat?

>>150258460
thanks b *unzips dick*

>>150258428
This would be exponentially more attractive if she had pubic hair peeking out the top of her panties

Khamzat had huge younger-brother energy at the face offs so I'm actually switching my pick to Khamzat round 1 submission. Still hoping for DDP however I must lament how small and shook his visage was in front of Khamzat.

>>150258336
Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy
Carlos Prates
Michael Page
Kai Asakura

>>150258428
B4BBC

I just hope it's a good fight, that me and my /heem/ buddies can enjoy and maybe have a laugh about in the gamethread.

>>150258379
Combat sports?

>>150258440
Sovl

Same old delusions just like Islam vs Oliveira. Brazzas are the best fighters in the world. We rule this game. It will be an easy victory for Khamzat.

>>150258499
*heems you viciously*

DDP via Deep Double Penetration

>>150258487
>big bulgarian cock
my body aint your commodity playa

>>150258428
SKIRT ALERT
>>150258460
Terrible name

>>150258336
Khamzat
Murphy
Prates
Page
Kai

>>150258455
use the scrollbar on your browser b

>>150258258
We fuck you white piggu

>>150258263
QAnonnier will show that monophysite baboon what’s what.

AAAA MY CLITTY CAGE IS LEAKING I'M SO EXCITEDDDDD ZATDADDY

why yall clown on the bacon thing so hard? i'm not a fan of nina but that clip is hilarious

>>150258455
You know what to do ms piggy

>>150258430
These brown daddies mindbroke that piglet freak du Bussy

>>150258482
Ocelot pidorasina

>>150258571
What the fuck are you rambling on about

>>150258562
Muslims can't be Monophysites since they don't believe Jesus had a divine nature at all. Monophysites believe Jesus only had a divine nature, lacking a human one

>>150258428
Think she shags sheilas?

>>150258428
Annabel Redd

and yes she has been BLACKED

she retired and is a lesbian now I think

>>150258600
yup she is a ham wallet enjoyer

>>150258592
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B1aRt3NaM6M
many posters itt and past threads have referenced this

aside from the main event this card is so fucking bad. what the fuck was dana thinking.

>>150258614
A muff diver?

>>150258634
There’s plenty more coming. Goy.

>>150258336
Khamzat Chimaev
Aaron Pico
Lerone Murhphy
Page
Asakura

>>150258614
Can't help but concur I tremble

>>150258455
turn your monitor on

>>150258601
every single woman has at this point

what the fuck has Dana been thinking for the past 10 years tbqh senpai, fucker is gonna be sixty five years old doing devil horns at a rob zombie show

>>150258451
Wattup nigga

>>150258634
whenever a card is like this it's guaranteed to generate a boring main event. it's like it fucks up the energy of the event or something.

life and death against gilbert burns

>>150258598
No one asked
>>150258632
What the hell

>>150258660
extremely frightening, I fear!

the K is silent

>>150258336
Chimaev
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

OFFICIAL FIGHTFAIRY BET PICKS ARE UP

>>150258336
Dricus
Lerone
Pirates
Cannonman
Kai Asa Akira

>>150258698
Dimepieces like this do it for me icl cuh

>>150258598
I feel stupid now. Thanks for the correction.

>>150258697
plebeian take

>>150258670
>life and death against Derek Brunson, Darren Till, StrickBEAST,....
Khamdaddy might genuinely decapitate him im afraid....

this dude at the bar said mma was gay so I knocked him out and fucked him in front of everybody I dont play that shit

Usman 2, 3

>>150258336
Du Plessis
Lerone Murhphy
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150258336
Dricus
Murphy
CP
Cannonier
Kai

>>150258697
/ourqueen/ has spoken

>>150258712
Monotheistic ya goblin fewl of a ting

>>150258336
Khamzat Chimaev
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Michael Page
Kai Asakura

>>150258715
She went 8/10 last two cards so try not coping too hard little pigga I'm sure Khamzat is gonna prolapse Du Piggy's greased up bacon bussy quick so you don't have to suffer long.

>Ham Hunk
>Lerone Martin
>Carlos Comet
>Jareed Caneesh
>Dragonball Z

Poland filtered next to UK for tonights heem show

>>150258734
Have more hespecc with messico or we're gone have prawblems you and me

>>150258720
yes but that's a good thing because he shows he survives adapts and overcomes b

Heh. I feel 100%, and perhaps even 200% sure that Dricus wins tonight.

Dricuschads..... We eat well!

>>150258739
i'm not nearly terminally online enough to understand what the fuck that meant. but good on you

>>150258190
>>150258162
Hes a black muslim Brit that has explicitly stated that he hates Britain and wants to move ASAP.

>>150258775
Damn.... Khamdaddy might be in trouble then if Du Piggy can ever fight his way back to a rematch

I did something truly sinful today I hope the heems are good to distract me

I heem messicans for launch

Chimaev odds went up despite getting bogged and broken at the weighing ceremony

>volk vs islam
>tibau vs khabib
>burns vs khamzat
brick walls strike fear into the hearts of brazzas
now imagine they don't even have a lank advantage

>>150258799
I fear that brown daddy's pozzed loads have given you severe BDS im afraid....

>>150258764
you gonna volume punch him?

>>150258712
No problem, Mexibro

>>150258808
You heemed some fetid cooze?

>>150258829
Lots of retarded inbred Muslim money from all around the globe is going on Chimaev.

>>150258802
good on him. nobody should be forced to live their one and only life, on that disgusting trash island

>>150258831
Tibau and Volk were heavier than the mountain daddies and they still got dominated and bred like good little girls.

>>150258838
fuck me dude... might

>>150258831
3 daddy wins albeit

>>150258875
why did you turn him into bapa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3JOgCwii2k
would you suck six cocks a night for $1k /heem/?

imagine not living in New York and having the best chips in the world for tonight's heemsnax

I pity ALL you fools

>>150258875
this man used to eat crusty mack's asshole and post it on twitter no wonder he went crazy

>>150258829
and despite a huge amount of ddp support from the mma intellectuals. suggests these bets are coming from outside the mma world.

>>150258905
somebody birthed those chips?

>>150258905
I had some spicy pickle kettle chips a few days ago and they were fantastic I proudly and stoically admit

>n-no....IT'S TOO DEEP DADDY!!!! AAAAAAAAA YOU PROLAPSED MY BACON BUSSY BUT IT FEELS SO GOOOD DADDY!!!!!!!! <3
I fear this is a true story

>>150258905
Miss Vickie's Boggs that shit

i stopped eating heem snacks because i always run out before the fights start

>>150258939
I recently had both Vickie's and Hal's. Hal's clears. no artificial flavors or other GMO bullshit and a much cleaner/better spice than Big Dick Vick
>>150258932
based knower

>>150258845
For hours and bareknuckle I am too old for this

>>150258946
JANNIES IFFY UH

I wanna eat chickenburgers

>>150258839
Yes but unironically

Birthday party invitation on 1 hours notice.Should I take it and risk missing out on the fight of the year?

how many bongs now

>>150258336

>Khamzat Chimaev
>Lerone Murhphy
>Carlos Prates
>Michael Page
>Kai Asakura

>>150258998
have fun at the birthday party. i think it will be a quick sub by khamzat anyways

>>150258998
go there and force them to watch the every prelim and main event fight

>>150258998
nigga if somebody didn't invite you to their BIRTHDAY, which they know about a full year in advance, until the last hour, it means that they're desperate to have people and are deigning to invite the shit-tier "friends" that they'd otherwise have nothing to do with
go ahead and stand in the corner like the 4chan meme while continuing to post on /heem/ you fruitcake

If buday had lost in spectacular fashion to bruchecha, there's a good chance he wouldn't have been cut.
This sets a dangerous president. Losing a fight for job security. Thawlts?

>>150258998
your friend will have birthday every year but there will only ever be aaron pico vs lerone murphy once

>>150258336
Du Plessis
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Elliot

>>150259042
Brutal...

>>150258998
if you have to ask you're a fake one

>>150259042
>stand in the corner like the 4chan meme while continuing to post on /heem/ you fruitcake

>these goofs dont even know what rnc is
>i bet i'd heem everyone here
>my knees hurt from all those imaginery obliques

>>150258875
>have jealousy and trust issues
>date a pornstar

>>150258998
Will there be schnitzel

>>150258998
Set an alarm for 5 am

Im like that American boxer from the 90s who used to knock everyone the fuck out. Butterbean.

>>150259097
They killed all of those in the 40s b

>>150259094
face your problems head-on

>>150258336
Ratlip
Murphy
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150259115
Fat nd short eh?

>>150259042
this doo why miss one of the permitted 2-4 good cards per year

>>150258998
Watch it there so they get the message

Du Bussy meets Zatdaddy cock

>>150258998
Tell that 9 year old bitch that she'll have more stupid birthdays

>>150259137
her eyes look like i could squirt a little olive oil from them for the frying pan

>>150259042
bodied that mein freiken

Heem day bitches

https://youtu.be/XJJxcYwpig0?si=XMsH-i5B9LIbwAUo

first time in a looong while since i couldnt wait for ufc to begin. im already sleepy but fuck it

>>150258953
yup, my strong fat ass was horny for some slop so I got the cajun chicken sandwich from fireslop subs

Just had a nap and dreamt that Khamzat wins via mounted triangle late in the first. Dricus didn’t tap he went out

>>150259034
I like the idea of me trying to convince non-UFC fans that GM3 is the hardest motherfucker out there

>>150259198
Kid clearly looks retarded, why do roasties insist on waiting until the last minute to breed

Finnish women are known to have schauby aniks

>>150259198
Little joey makes a good stay at home mother

Just got a last minute invitaiton to my newphew's Bat Mitzvah.... Damn what do I do?

>>150259240
Nigga it's a baby

>>150258336
DDP
PICO
PRATES
MVP
KAI

khamzat by smesh

>>150259198
and that baby's name was ilia topuria

>>150258998
why would you be so desperate on a saturday as to show up with 5 minutes notice to somebody's event that you were an afterthought for. you're just devaluing yourself

khamzat will poop in dringus's mouth

>>150259241
You joke but I just heemed one today that needed washing

>>150259234
heh, would prob be pretty easy

All the Muslims are crying robbery about Alfie Davis beating a Dagestani in PFL

>>150259282
I heem people into the living death and look like this

>>150259292
Bangurrr
what do you call this genre?

Be real cool if sneed dedicated a track to me in a no homo sense ofc

>>150259312
Was it a robbery or muslim bandwagoon fans are retarded?

>>150259332
Tech House, recently became the most popular genre of electronic music.
https://youtu.be/31OU-3bMhWA?si=IqXwblhHLZ21Ow0K

>>150259332
House b

>>150259253
Commit suicide

>>150259367
This is house playa, and in my house we will play ONLY house music. But I am not so selfish because once you enter into my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music.

>>150259367
>>150259353
very cool. big fan

am also making borgirs, three of them. Americanland cheese, onions, tomato mayonnaise and mustard. I also have this to slop up my tits and squeal like a ham hunk since three burgers is NEVER enough

>>150259342
It was a close fight that comes down to how you score the first round. If you're like DC and value a minute of wrestlefucking over 3 minutes of effective striking, then the Dagestni won. But the judges correctly valued Davis' striking and he got the decision

>>150259255
Yeah a retarded baby

MAIN EVENT OFF
DU PIGGY'S PIG HEAD EXPLODED???

>>150259402
This is real pure House, then there's some crossover with like 90's euro pop but mostly it was Daft Punk that turned this into modern techno/tech house. Also look out for the sub genre which is like British jungle/rave music which was huge at the time with sampling and breakbeat.

>>150259417
Aspinallesque

>>150259432
Stunning! absolutely gorgeous

you do not want to miss this combat sports product

>>150259401
>>150259448
Sorry I kept meaning to link this because I'm stoned dude weed, lmao

https://youtu.be/NS8DsXzU2Xg?feature=shared

>>150259454
At least that means it has a chance of being a good fighter as opposed to looking Finnish

>>150259435
CHAT, IS THIS REAL?!

Khamzat went life or death with food

>>150259432
Built for big benavidez cock

>>150259448
>>150259480

Actually very informative and interesting. Thank you brormand

>>150259503
>chat
This means cat in French

>>150259480
Youre not as bad as everyone hates on you, at least you got some taste, im more of a detroit guy but love me some house as well

>>150259480
Based
>>150259494
Rude and hurtful

>>150259506
Against covid
I literally coughed twice, had a headache and slept it over
Cumrag has weak dna

>>150259519
Are kittens shittens? >>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FulCOehICQM

does she have a bf

>>150259506
bitchmade body

my ex gf and I used to fuck to this. she was autistic and Asian as shit if that means anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK3U92URi_c

>>150259513
Yeah my pleasure man,

Btw /mu/ is pound 4 pound top 5 worst board of all time on my 4chan tier list. They're really shockingly shit, like worse than /a/ somehow because they don't even really even discuss music either absolute SHITHOLE, yuck!

>>150259570
lmao, good to know

>>150259566
>Asian as shit
What does that mean?

I’ve gotta get off this fucking website.

/mu/ is like /sp/ but it's dead so every thread is /box/ and then their version of /heem/ is k-pop incel freaks

>>150259595
her name was jamal

>>150259561
Voice of an angel

>>150259609
>>150259570
>>150259480
>>150259448
You were raped

>>150259506
is this what happens when muzzies touch pork?

why are people so low iq and unable to appreciate works of genius? this must be how herman melville felt while he was alive

https://letterboxd.com/film/brendan-schaub-youd-be-surprised/reviews/by/activity/

just remembered that time kumsissy posted a picture of puke in his sink for attention like a teenage girl
kek what a fucking bitch!

nobody who taps out to a cold is outfighting dricbeast

>>150258336
DDP
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150259620
yeah shes really cute. im gonna relocate and try to marry her wish me luck

I'm gonna do 100 incline dumbbell press via 4 sets of 25 outside in the scorching Florida sun.

>>150259704
The tabs she closed showed she is either in toronto or new york

what time is it in the land of the free? morning? noon?

>>150259595
levels

>>150259561
yes, we're official.

Wings and lentil soup for scran

Should've checked in

salam maleikum khamzatbros, I don't think we have a chance tonight

>>150259725
remember sunscreen! repeated exposure to sunlight could lead to skin cancer developing in later life. so be careful. wouldn't want that, would we

>>150259747
imagine if you had a job or any ambitions whatsoever or even just left your house once in a while. you could then maybe have this irl instead of greentexting fantasies

Khamzat has no good wins

>>150259766
Cancer fears sneed as it should

>>150259769
Women dont watch mma

>>150258336
Dricus (5th round TKO)
Pico
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150259789
They do if you make them

>>150259789
false. my ex gf liked watching. she'd act disgusted and horrified every time someone got brutally heemed but couldn't take her eyes off the screen. except one time when she began wildly cheering for rose namajunes when she KO'd zhang weili
she also loved giving bjs and getting eaten out and fingered during fights. i don't think we ever fucked thought. was kinda hard for me to stay hard with joe rogan in my ear

>>150258336
Cumsock
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150259734
liar
>>150259728
i'll check both cities thanks anon

>>150259784
rock n roll

>>150259814
>Sticks Meng in Pussi
>"OH IT'S IN TIGHT!"

>>150259784
Factual post. Cancer cannot survive within my exceedingly dry and leathery epidermis.

>>150259824
what a beautiful woman

>>150259769
no we couldn't

>>150259766
exposure to sun makes his BWC grow even stronger, he's like superman flying around with the sheer gravitational force of his pecker I'm terrified

>>150259814
>i don't think we ever fucked thought
I did once, it felt weird, she had me turn it off
Yeah I aint watching it with unninterested cazzies

>>150259789
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/@mmafightfairy/videos

>>150259857
this guy sounds otherworldly

>>150259814
I've heemed minge watching that naked show where normies are naked but then there was the pimple doctor show right after it and it was hard to stay hard

why do you guys actually watch what's on the tv while fucking

>>150259856
I actually creampied her

>>150259824
this is a sexy woman

>>150259894
i'm not missing the heems for sex i can have on demand cuz

>>150259881
that's clearly a tranny

>>150259881
>escortfairy

>>150259894
I've watched football like 50 times while handling business

>>150259898
Khamdaddy creampied you

>>150259894
usually reality tv, like love island, bachelor. shit like that. whatever she likes to watch in the evening

>>150259909
>see a cute woman
>instantly think about trannys
brainrot
>>150259911
she doesnt sell herself you weirdo

I would skip the heems to fuck a woman like Jojua, but that's it

NIGGER I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

Who is this Dricus du Plessis

>>150259789
Dynamic Instability says hello

>>150259946
I've actually creampied her

>>150259936
The naked show is good but sometimes they have gay episodes and not talmbout hot lesbian action

>>150259941
why are you white knighting for some 4/10 chick with a fucked up pixie cut that looks like hasidic curls

>>150259953
Better get a nap now so you aren't sleep during the card, bro

>>150259747
i don't think i could date a real mma fan. one "i told you so" from her and my life is over.

>>150259946
what nationality is her

I used shrimpy's streams once and my full legal name and current residential address got leaked. I'm a victim :(

>>150259946
She wouldn't be interested in you she only has lust for nordic cock such as mine

WHERE WILL YOU GUYS BE WATCHING? ME PERSONALLY, 4CHAN'S GREATEST AND BIGGEST STREAM.

>>150259964
my bone goes soft the very instant something phallic enters the screen

>>150259964
There's lesbian episodes of that naked attraction shite? Sounds pretty based and licentiously appealing in earnest

>>150259987
Georgian

>>150259992
the fuck is this?

>>150259973
shes very cute.

Need an asian as shit fuck buddy fr

FIGHTFAIRY IS FINNISH!! Per stream
>>150259987
Not for indian raj you can have kay hansen that is for you

>>150259992
>comfy chat
is this code for "schizo and racist ranting"?

>>150260013
/HEEM/STREAM
>>150260022
YES
ALSO PLAY NAZI SONGS DURING AD BREAKS

>>150260017
Shit nigguh

>>150260022
lmao. gave a good chuckle

If i'm being honest, it's been a long time since I was this excited for a fight

>>150260030
and for that reason I'm out

>>150260045
BITCH

I CAN'T WAIT EITHER HOLY FUCK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEM
USE STREAMWEST OR CRACKSTREAMS OR TAIMA OR LOCKEDIN FUCK SHRIMPFAGGOT

>>150260040
Same
I haven't bothered watching embedded or media days for any other card this year

>>150260021
/pw/ is dead.

Tonight's card is downright Gaethjesque

>>150260054
>FUCK SHRIMPFAGGOT
WHY?

for real though, is /heem/ gonna be okay if Chimaev wins?
many of you were truly on the verge of suicide or mass shooting when Khabib beat Conor and Islam beat Charles

>>150259973
Uh oh ugly tranny meltdown

>>150260071
beautiful use of language my swigga

>>150260077
Im going to leave for a while

fuckkkkkkkkkk.... FUCKKKKK YEWAHH oHHY FUCKKKK BOYS HTT YESS IM BOUT HOLU BO AM BUFKC FUCK FUCKF UC IO M BOUT A FGUCK IM BOUT AFUCK BIUM FOCU YEAHHH BOYYY HEEM YEEEEEA BOY YEEA BOY FUCK YEABOY IMMABEHIM BOUT BOUT O BOUTB IM BOUTA HJEEEMMM BBOOOUY YEAAAAB

Don't have enough time to watch Rest is Politics and Majority Report before the UFC which do I choose? Bong or freedomerica?

>>150258336
Dricus du Plessis
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Michael Page
Kai Asakura

>>150260077
im going to be done with this gay ass "sport"

>>150260077
conor and charles are frail lanky heartlets

Don't say the n word

>>150260077
I personally don't have any problems with Chimaev being champ, he's one of the most exciting figures in the sport when he's at his best. It's his fanbase of inbred, third worlders living vicariously through him I can't stand

oh, is there a fight tonight? how interesting

>>150260127
I feel 100% the same way about mmaguru

>>150260077
no malding here, he fights in exciting and aggressive manner, just shame that he fights so rarely

>>150260132
Yeah my dick vs your mom LMFAO

>>150260094
Issuing a thanks to that in all honesty

dricus du plessis... the biggest draw in combat sports history

>>150260103
this > romero vs adesanya

If you think about it Khamzat has a better chance of winning if it goes to a decision.

Lithuania has African flag colors

i got ddp by a dricus du plex

>>150260167
You should see the people

>>150260167
you just killed that guy

>>150260030
I don't mind racist chat but the stream needs to be kept pure. Never watching your stream.

>>150260127
ignore the fans. if he heems DDP quick he's objectively the most electric man in fighting today

>>150260167
pretty rude honestly

>>150260180
>I don't mind racist chat but the stream needs to be kept pure
Why?

>>150258698
IS THAT ASA AKIRA

THIS IS SOME VINTAGE SHIT RIGHT HERE !

Oink for your daddy piggy
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK GIVE ME YOUR POZZED CUMMIES DADDY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

>>150260167
we wuz afrikans first

>>150259992
Uhh snitchbong wtf?

>>150260208
Happy Kwanzaa, nigga.

cumsuck chimaev haha

>>150260196
Because the UFC experience must not be defiled. I want the show the way Dana has chosen to present it.

>>150260196
That's a literal somali

>>150260205
>t. Mamed Khalidov

How long until it starts

>>150258698
>>150260200
y'all ain't never seen them Mike Adriano scenes with London Keyes, Sharon Lee and Mia Li huh

>>150260228
it's just during the ads

>>150260254
For me, it's Conn Pennington b

>>150260254
Hnnnggg

>>150260253
3 hours 40 minutes until first prelim fight

>>150260253
All of this has happened before
All of this will happen again

OOOOOOH MAN I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT, I'M LITERALLY EDGING RN, two half naked hunky white not-so-closeted homosexuals grinding their mengs on each other for 25 minutes

>>150258162
Hope he gets brutally heemed aha x

HOW DO I HEEM THE NEXT 3 HOURS?

Christy Mack And The Missing Teeth Caper

>>150260319
read a good book

Mandingo

>>150260308
I think this guy speaks for most of us here

>>150260332
READING IS FOR NERDZ

>>150260254
Yeah Ive seen Lonkon keyes face heemed by a dude serial killer. His name was Nacho vidal.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/19/europe/spanish-porn-star-toad-venom-death-scli-intl

>>150260346
thoughts on goggins?

>>150260319
Do something productive. I'm gonna study

>>150260344
then you better get going nigga

>>150260319
Dont watch it live it will fuck up your sleep

>>150260319
I'm a nap

>>150260319
do some work or something. I'm reading scholarly articles on colonialism and power structures involving marginalized characters in Shakespeare's The Tempest for a paper due at midnight tonight which I will shamelessly submit tomorrow and expect to receive no late deduction (fingers crossed)

>>150260366
goggins is a retard and people who like him are equally retarded

>>150260417
I heard shakespeare was a black woman

>>150260417
Literally who cares about exams or studying anymore

A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby
You can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald-headed fag blow me
You don't know me
You're too old
Let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno

>>150260366
He heemed Adesaya.

>>150260430
me. I have to get good grades to get into graduate school
>>150260428
I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there believes that

>>150260438
I love Guru. Dude has some solid opinions.

>>150260457
guru is from /heem/

mmaguru has said that gypsies are honorable people
>>150260457
You are a literal somali

>>150260457
He also picked Dolidze to beat Fluffy

MMA Joey, that's the post.

>>150260366
He's pretty based. I wish someone with his superhuman levels of determination and will power used their powers for something other than just running tho kek

Goggins heemed tony

>>150260438
Wtf Guru stole an Eminem verse?

https://youtu.be/nCHSlFo8mqU?si=vLCtB8QYp3A8O6Mi

It's over, nobody listen to techno.

I don't read books, I HEEM books. Meaning, when I'm taking a shit I unleash furious punch combinations and clinch elbows on my Bathroom Reader 29th edition

Aaron Pico. Send post.

get rich or die tryin is one of the best debut rap albums ever. easily top 5.

>>150260552
the femboy that eats my ass has a face like that

>>150260552
I remember when rogan was cumming constantly for this dude

>>150260457
I taught him everything he knows

pfl in a very grim state right now

dan hardy wishes he had never lashed out at herbal dean

>>150258905
>kettle chips
ishiggy

>>150258079
new case, pure speggtrum suing bapa for fraud

>>150257786 (OP)
WE ARE LIVE

EARLY PRELIMIS !!!

>>150260608
>>150260608
>>150260608

I'm wasting your time? Motherfucker you're wasting MY time!

>>150260588
Forgot bro existed

Joe has Pico in his tank

>>150260588
what kind of faggy name is Alfie

>>150260647
Fuck off retard

>>150260684
It's supposed to just be a nickname of Alfred, but retards here give it as a legal first name to their kids

>>150260499
The cable heemed Tony. Goggins just finished the job.

>>150258336
dick kiss du fece
aaron picogram
geoff waiter neal
cannonier
asakura

>>150260719
alright. as a nickname i get it. but naming your male child Alfie, is borderline tranny behavior

>>150260705
I can't wait to see 4chan blocked in britain.

Can't wait for you to turn on your monitor playa

>>150258336
Khamzat
Murphy
Neal
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150260766
She paid her ticked for onefc event. She training at the stamp fairtex gym.

Your excuse ?

>>150260766
Devastated that douche

>>150260784
frenchie any chance you can DM mike adriano and tell him his shit has really fallen off and we need a return to the evilangel and bangbros days

strickland has spoken
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1956794517413056895

>>150260319
cocaine is a time warp fren
or moist snuff if u cant afford that

>>150260811
Strickchad knows what he's talking about

>>150260811
bitch cries from daddy issues on camera. shan't be taken fight tips from that gut

>>150260788
Who's the kimono

fuck bros... even heemcord is going for DDP...

>>150258336
Dricus
Murphy
Neal
Cannonier
Elliot

>>150260811
*changes picks again*
unironically though, he has spent 50 minutes with ddp, but idk if i can take him seriously because he just says outrageous shit for attention
not to be tedious

>>150260830
You are from mogadishu

put the money on chimaev and pray dricus wins...
win/win
thats all we can do

>>150260859
bro this girl's like 15. the hell's wrong with you

Tim Elliot vs. Kai Asakura is going to make me a very rich man

>>150260809
mike just love to eat poop.
Also i don't remeber the name of that blacked whore who did a fisting, prolapse, vomit, piss scene for brazzers months ago.

Porn just collapsed my man.

>>150260876
ENTER

>>150260859
>>150260876

>>150258336
DDP
Pico
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150260886
Brazzeres is doing that crap? Leave that filth to LegalPorno.

Why must be do these things

>>150260927
francisco "the predator" nggggannnooouuu

DDP going to get RAGDOLLED

R
A
G
D
O
L
L
E
D

ALL READY ON SHRIMPTOWN BOIS
48 CORES FOR TONIGHT

>>150260950
Daddy...

>>150260886
>>150260937
yeah that shit is gross. crazy that legalporno has this pipeline to beautiful girls and all they do is make them drink piss and show their guts

>>150260941
It's Adam and Eve, Jon. Not Adam and Steve.

>>150260927
it's everyone's favorite colored child murderer! what a credit to France

>>150258336
>Du PISS
>Aaron PISS
>Geoff PISS
>Michael "Venom" PISS
>Kai AsaPISS

>>150260966
Not for me thanks

the takedown will be there for khamzat but dricus only needs one

who should I heem my meng to to give greater power to Chimaev tonight? I'm thinking Lallasa

>>150260811
>strickland
lmao. why is that bitch running his mouth? aren't there some untrained bums and influencers to beat?

Oinkus will porksplode I'm afraid

>>150261027
Random Private Delights ads

>>150261027
Xev Bellringer

>>150261027
Tucker Carlson

>>150261044
Very good choice

>>150261044
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150260966
Nah

>>150260966
You have to get a better quality stream, your shit is ass.

>>150261042
>>150261044
>>150261054
it obviously has to be somebody arabic or muslim you slimes

>>150260966
Look I actually appreciate you but can you fucking tone down the spamming in gamethreads you piece of shit?

>>150260811
He aint wrong, in the video where khamzat is mic'd up he clearly says he cant anymore and cant wait to go home

>>150261087
Yasmina Khan then

khamzat going to destroy him and get his title or try to put on an entertaining fight?

>>150261087
Xev Bellringer or Tucker Carlson in a hijab

>>150261112
Pakman shan't enjoy this post I fear.

>>150261114
Finna hands free bust from reading this post

im going to lie down and fart in my bed until the fights come on

>>150261112
Any fights in particular you recommend

I think loopy is cute and hope she wins

>>150261081
it;s 720p nigger

trump just said fart cocoons are illegal

PRE 319 Fight Marathon ON PICREL

>>150261112
hell yeah solid rec thanks. war chimaev

>>150261180
Get the backhaul stream retard

PRE 319 Fight Marathon ON PICREL

I'm heemed out zooted witless and about to eat I'm probably waking up for the main card

>>150261233
Eat shit you bo nickelword

shrimpfaggot is being extra faggoty this weekend

>>150261241
Alri

>>150261241
think fast

migrate

>>150261322

>>150261322

>>150261322

>>150260417
what kind of gay shit are niggas studying nowadays