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>we deduced in the last thread that heeming your meng to the same ethnic wmma performer as your favorite fighter has a positive causal effect on their performance on the heemday

>>150261322 (OP)
Zatdaddy will win

>>150261354
CHIWIWIS

Nina is unironically fiending for Poatan's weenie

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1ms41tb/alex_pereira_was_wilding_on_nina_dramas_stream/

>>150261322 (OP)
Zatbussy will lose

>>150261322 (OP)
DDP won

post yfw when DricGOD heems the reddit inbred

>>150261403
juice box
NOW

kwab what a bitch

>>150261378
I wouldn't be able to resist fr

Cumslutbros… what the hell?

>>150261445
what that pink thing?

Tonight both blacks and whites are united and cheer for DDP
Africa and Europe against the invasive swedish rat
In this honor i wont use the n word for the next month god bless you all

how come this type of performance is so difficult to find in western promotions? you see it in JAV FC all the time. it is a far superior fan product

>>150261378
>I don't know what is going on
>posts her feet on social media all the time
well well well

>>150261322 (OP)
>>150261445
>>150261463

WE ARE LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150260608
>>150260608
>>150260608

>>150261509
how does he do it

>>150261531
retard

>>150261466
lovense lush

>>150261531
bruh

>>150261522
Also saw her liking and commenting feet fetish account posting her feets

for the whole week the 2 were spamming their depraved nonsense and now they're nowhere to be found, and now we have vpns posting porn in their absence

Let's be real. If Dricus and Khamzat fight was competitive and it goes to the judges, they will give the win to Khamzat. The UFC is not even hiding their bias. They want Khamzat to be the face of UFC.

>>150261569
beautiful pre-cope champ

>>150261569
retard

>>150261569
Nobody cares about dirty diaper panties sadly

is the early prelims now in 4 bings or is it 1 bongs and 4 bings?

I could heem everyone ITT

>>150261378
Bangbus?

>>150261610
2 and half bongs

>>150261567
Don't summon

>>150261378
her toes are stubby and square. I swer most feetfags have ZERO actual taste. they just see any feet and freak out like a monkeybrain. 99% of the feet people post are absolutely disgusting.

>>150261599
that beard is just ridiculous kek. such a weird shape

>>150261599
Truke, im afraid.....

>>150261632
oh yeah i'm retarded, thank you

>>150261642
there's no taste in feet bro stop trying to elevate yourself

>>150261642
>mutilated mutt is a retarded faggot
Many such cases i fear

>>150261610
2 hours and 30 minutes

>>150261599
Pigus got scream mogged I'm afraid

Wonk nose kebab delivery drivers are gonna be so mad when DDP kills their bachi bazi boy

>>150261683
Stop thinking about my daddystick playa

>>150261495

Can a brotha get some sauce?

Zatdaddy made dirty diaper piglet famous

>>150261599
To know Dricus is to have a mind and eyes for the esoteric. Double-digit-IQ untermensch could never understand.

>>150261701
Your BDS is fearing up again I'm afraid.... Du Piggy is getting his bacon bussy prolapsed in the 1st round

>>150261642
here's the goddess

>>150261731
VGH the very famous ubermensch...black hair brown eyed obese HVTLVR....

I misse the press conference. Did Dricus make Chameav cry?

>>150261731
You can really see Clitler’s AGP in this photo

Bobby Green fight got canceled cuz he literally can't walk

https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1956108763301134749

Oink ya pink pork pig panties playa.

>>150261758
'fraid so

>>150261569
UFC doesn't want a good looking white dude who speaks english as the face of the UFC? you're actually retarded

>>150261452
Ngl this is cringe

>>150261758
yea then he said stop crying you inbred goatfucker and Chimaev stormed out

>>150261753
Uncle Ad had blue eyes you hook nose demon.

Feetfags

>>150261780
>Du jewish Piggy
>good looking
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150261731
zesty ass lil dude

>>150261780
Merab is Dana's favorite champion

I just hope when khamzat wins he won't scream radical islamist slogans into the microphone

>>150261758
Sadly Beastlal mindbroke and emasculated Pigus

I just had a vision.
Dricus via brutal ground & pound after a scramble in the first round.

Chimaev is done fer. Death by falling piano

>>150261793
Uh oh retard poopryan meltdown

>>150261811
That's the only time I like his character tbqhwy

>>150261796
it's okay to have shit taste, buddy. join your group of fags and have fun

Dricus subbing cumslut would cause 9/11 part 2

Joe Buddens - Pump it up

>>150261799
>that flag
>has to make an edit to prove xer point

>>150261322 (OP)
I missed intellectual Gane posting

>>150261833
Tell me you are from Somalia without telling me you are from Somalia

>>150261793
>t. the ministry of propaganda

>>150261793
She had AGP (like you) and blew xer brains out (like you will)

SLOPCHADS STAND WITH DDP. techniquecels could never understand.

>>150261816
Fuck it.

Dricus by knee to the head within the first 10 seconds

>>150261863
no way this guy survived

>>150261453
suddenly hope poafaggot loses all his fights by brutal sleem

I have never been more confident than any fighter ever than I am with Dricus. most people would say that's crazy considering the amount of mistakes he makes. but think about it... he makes so many mistakes, and STILL wins. that's extremely impressive.

>>150261852
That's the other finn I hate the pious khabib/islam act unhinged chimaev is pyur dimes

Poor poor Dirty Diaper Panties....he might actually kill herself after Khamdaddy rapes him live in front of everyone

Nigga that's Skåne

Shook little cocksucka

>>150261929
Sugar. Tank.

>>150261929
Poof (monitor on)

C H I L L S

fuck. im already so sleepy... this is not good guys

DDP by 20s Ngubutunes blitz ko

Dricus Du Plessis vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy vs. Aaron Pico
Geoff Neal vs. Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier vs. Michael Page
Tim Elliot vs. Kai Asakura

>>150261956
just set alarm and take a pre-fight nap

>>150261956
just go to sleep, wake up at 6:20 for the main

>>150261956
go to sleep then? wake up in 6-7 hours for the main card? how fucking stupid are you yuropeans, jfc

The People's Main Event

So have the mods and jannies unironically abandoned /heem/?

>>150261466
Vibrator that goes off every time her paypigs donate

excited for tonight. main card i got kai, mvp, prates, lerone, ddp

when will they learn

What the heck why are there so many anime pictures in the picks that's not for based 1488 Hitler dictators xD

>>150261972
>>150261973

I do that every single time, and i end up shutting it off and sleeping throughout. It's so fucking over.

Geoff v Pirates has FOTN written all over it

>>150261989
Post ya pit pussy and find our playa

>>150261956
nigga you have time to get some sleep

>>150262017
Bussboy can't fight

>>150262017
neal wont last a round lmao

>>150261971
DDP
Pico
Prates
MVP
Elliot

ddp is essentially beowulf and khamzat is essentially grendel

>>150262007
>little pussy boy has zero sense of self discipline
unsurprising. I can quite literally make myself wake up at a certain time and stay up for as long as I need if it's needed of me. get a grip on your life lil bro before it slips past you

I can't nap because there's a concert outside of my building

>>150262039
Neil is durable

There's always a bigger fish

>>150262076
You take naps huh ?

when does the card start? 2 hours?

>>150262057
I can wake up for work n shit. But somehow I just shut it off without remembering it, when it's for anything else

>>150262108
On heem night, of course lad.

hello heem

please recommend me your favorite performances that show the ancient art of tongue wrestling

thank you

I want this to be a brunson-ddp tier slobberknocker. let da dawlgs out.

>>150262131
Who's the blouse

I've never liked taking naps I always feel like shit after them and they're a waste of time. Get your 8 hours all in one go

>>150261956
why do you have to watch it live? prelims start at 2:00 and main card starts at 4:00. fuck that, just wake up in the morning, find a torrent and have fun. I do this every time

khamzat refused to take his shirt off at the face off
thats a really, really bad sign

>>150261403
zatdaddy will LITERALLY suck his cock bloddy

There are just too many ways this fight could go in DDP’s favor.
>DDP wins by accident
>On paper, Khamzat wins but DDP can't read
>DDP wins by judge’s mistake
>DDP wins by the power of friendship
>DDP wins thanks to plot armor
>DDP clones himself and makes it a 2v1 against Khamzat
>DDP wins by falling anvil
>DDP wins because of the weather forecast.

>>150262154
Shut up bitch

>>150262108
Do you heem local?

>>150262171
ID on the kimchi

>>150262154
>your 8 hours
8 hours is a myth. look into it

>>150262188
Napping little pussy

>>150262184
Don't forget DDP by blowing into his thumb to inflate his fist 50x it's normal size and punching khamzat put of the arena's roof

OOHHHHH!

>>150262171
too tech illiterate to do something like that. I'll end up watching the result on r/mma orsumshit

>>150262179
Tonight we celebrate!

>>150262222
This is the kind of thing high school boys joke about at the lunch table. Its not something a 50-something year old man should say in the presence of his peers

>>150262234
oh ffs come on

>>150262234
Based retard

my girlfriend doesn't have any friends i don't feel comfortable starting from the early pre-lims with her here

>>150262203
I'll take a nap with your mom after I finish heeming her Schaubhole with my giant meng.

>Just found out Khamzat is working with Dillashaw's old strength and conditioning coach now

Kek it is so over

>>150262195
what do you suggest then

>>150262154
>>150262188
>>150262195
for me it's 9 hours. but no matter how much you sleep make sure you do it in a way that corresponds with the 90 minute sleep cycles from alpha to REM. if you disrupt REM you will feel very groggy
so basically you should sleep 4.5, 6, 7.5 or 9 hours

>>150262191
Always

I stand with Dricus.

>>150262249
Send her shops

Lmao at the wonk nose juden itt

>>150262249
A woman not having any friends is a way bigger red flag than a man not having any friends

>>150262251
He's on the megasteroids

Khamzat gets taken into deep wadders

Gamrot.
Picked.
Khamzat.

>>150262275
>>150262251
It still won't help. Imagine losing AND popping. lmfao

>>150261971
khamzat
pico
prates
page
asakura

>>150261971
DDP
Murphy
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150262255
it just depends on the person. a super overworked person might need 8+, but the avg /heem/ dork very likely only needs 5-6 per night
you do what your body needs, you don't just make yourself sleep for 8 hours because a textbook said so

>>150262291
Dricus next to Khamzat looks exactly like an Übermensch vs Untermensch propaganda poster from Nazi Germany

I will NOT be watching UFC

>>150262263
We stand with DRICVS

Cannot believe how many of you are picking DDP

>>150262313
Many such cases

>>150261887
that's a beautiful chimp

I want DDP to win because he is White and hamzat to lose because he Is not White.

>>150261971
Borz
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150262352
Du piglet is pink

>>150262352
Khamzat is literally Caucasian

>>150262331
beautiful prefrontal cortex Darren

>>150262303
thats true, 7-8 hours feels like the sweetspot for me. although honestly I think the threshold you get those hours in matters more. at least for me 3-10am is very different than 10-6am. not all hours are equal

TONIGHT

Tim Elliot gonna mega heem the picks

WONK NOSE JUDEN ITT

>>150262269
one of my best friends married a girl with no friends and she’s one of the sweetest women you’ll ever meet. at the wedding her bridesmaids were the grooms sisters

>>150262400
it's entirely possible

>>150262303
6.5-7 hours is ideal unless i worked out hard or did something exhausting

"Ariel Helwani" is a "hack" "journalist" and should be summarily "fired"

Finna smoke a few cigs

>>150261445
Imagine sawing off her hands and feet bros

>>150262269
Better than women with only male friends or roastie friends

How many bong rips

I bet you cazzies didn't even know that is what is meant when people say bongs learn the fucking lore

>>150262471
thats not a nice thing to imagine

Heard bongs mix tobacco with their trees. Mad ting.

>>150262471
uh is that like slang for something not goreish

>>150262512
haha ueah

Bros I told my grandma I'm finna watch the fights at 7 and she couldn't watch food network after that and she got all huffy and shit and I'm thinking about locking her in the backyard again because I ain't tryna deal with that shit, what do you think?

>>150262555
Hit her with a imanari

>>150262527
I mix like 80% tobacco 20% weed

>>150262555
as long as you leave a water bowl out she should be fine

>>150262555
leg kick and circle away

80% pawg milfs 20% jav

>>150262555
Sell her to the albanians

>>150261971
>Dricus Du Plessis
>Lerone Murhphy
>Carlos Prates
>Michael Page
>Kai Asakura

>>150261971
Chimaev
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

I'm a lot like Dana in that I like to 69 with east asian women.

>>150262555
dude i wouldn't let my grandmother behave like that. you're definitely to soft on her

Nothing like having an empty nutsack before a UFC event

I've got 4 50 dollar bets riding on Khamzat with 4 different cazzies
these retards free money with these lines lol

What's up with the mentally ill freak spamming his gay fantasies for several threads straight on multiple flags? The "bacon bussy" guy? Some resident schizo?

>>150262685
>they said the card starts at 5 I wonder when they're coming

>>150262693
It's several different anons all in on the same joke, no discord organizing or VPN tomfoolery going on.

>>150262667
just heemed my meng and ready for dricdaddy to fill some khambussy

>>150262693
Sounds like you have the chip in your brain that doesn't allow you to read his posts

>>150262685
Literally me (at home watching heems)

>>150262693
Don't know but I'm also farting alot around the same time they post make of that what you will

>>150261322 (OP)
seems convincing. thank you gane scholar. i will be sure to jerk it to huge arabic ass today to give chimaev power

>>150262693
it's called a dead drop letter box. the ufc higher ups use this place to communicate in code.

>>150262765
so, yeah

>>150262765
Umm.. isn't this le heckin haram?

>>150262765
'Zat bless

HOW MANY FUCKING BINGS

I feel like Khamzat...

>>150261378
>nina
who gives a fuck, Helen or nothing

are the mods on strike? wtf is going on

i dont give a fuck i kill this guy

>>150262765
I wouldn't last 30seconds...

>>150262952
I heemed them HARD, last time they tried to patrol this safespace

Okay guys, no bullshitting, who do you actually think wins it?
I love the DDP memes and shit, but honestly the dagestanis are insane. I hope the african wins still

>>150262964
i thought you bolivians were used to big juicy asses

>>150262977
khamsissy is getting FILLED

>>150262977
Im afraid Bosnain daddies prolapsed your pork bussy i fear......

>>150262977
betting market odds seem about right to me. khamzat 67%, dricus 33%
there's a decent chance DDP survives the first two rounds and khamzat just looks like shit after that. but khamzat's early threat is very real
honestly i lean more towards 60/40 tho which is why i have some $ on ddp. ddp will probably lose but he can definitely win

>>150261971
Dricus
Murphy
Neal
Cannonier
Kai

>>150262977
I will consult the mystic magpies who inhabit the trees in my yard and return with the answer

where did the toonforce memes come from anyways? is it just because DDP throws random shit?

>>150262977
Dunkus has actual power in his hands unlike Gilbert, Usman or Bobby. Once Khazmat gets a taste of that his takedowns will be 2nd guessed and he will wilt.

>Dirty Diaper Piggy is now +325
HOLY KEK EVERYONE KNOWS KHAMDDADDY IS GONNA STEAMROLL HIS BACON BUSSY AND FILL IT UP TO THE BRIM WITH HIS POZZED LOADS

>>150263013
Jefff?! You're using Jeff?! as the picks pic??!

>>150263009
>ddp will probably lose but he can definitely win
I agree, but I also disagree b.

>>150263029
From reddit subhumans

>>150263032
no

>>150261971
the Wolf
Pico
Neal
Cannonier
Asakura

Any other shitters ITT? I've been in 3 fights as an adult and lost them all

>>150263078
I can heem ANY woman that dares fight me

>>150263078
Sounds like you're ready for your DWCS debut

>>150263078
only ever fought people at least 4 inches shorter than me. Im a huge pussy

One more sleep. See yall niggas in the morning

>>150263030
Usman dropped Strickgaped. Du piglet couldn’t.

>>150261599
Muslim cazzies in bumfuckistan dont know who the African UFC champ is
Kek

KHAMZA YOU HAVE MY POWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>150263078
>>150263099
how do you get into fights
i want to use my heeming power so bad

>>150263078
Fighting in the street is just dumb you're just asking to go to jail or worse even if you win

is chigago overun but muzzies or something wtf was that presser

>uhhh idk man we fight uhhh takeover take hes head
>crowd screams like its prime conor dropping a one liner

>>150263078
JDM lost his first 2 fights as a pro, it's never the right time to lose faith

Back home from work just in time to watch Dicklet "Stillborn" Du Piggy get raped by Khamzat

>>150263117
I just escalate again and again, talking shit

>>150263135
it's either the ufc bussed in the crowd to build hype, or the population of ppl who are willing to attend a press conference in chicago is very minority heavy
or maybe a little bit of both

biggus driccus

I went on a date tonight and I chose not to go home with her so I can watch this card. The decision had nothing to do with her.

>>150263115
Think of all the Muslim women that are about to witness a Blonde haired, blue eyed Christian BVLL destroy one of their best warriors. They'll all be wet for Big Kuffar Cock

/HEEM/STREAM

>>150263135
Probably helwani fatigue more than anything

Pico is gonna get fraud checked so hard after Lerone decisions the fuck outta him

>>150263151
>>150263117
mostly with drunk people or pakis

>>150263167
based

>>150263135
Zatdaddy is the biggest draw in MMA

>>150263159
Lot of nerve coming in here
>>150263167
Good man

>>150262977
I think it will be a good slop fight. Dricus will be too stubborn to tap. The rest of the fight will be them both getting tagged up in slop. Like Khamzat Burns or Dricus Tavaris. They will both look gassed.
Now come on b.. Give me your prediction for Murphy vs Peeco and Geoff Neal vs Prates.

>>150263078
I was a shit wrestler till I learned a good technique and then I ripped off a bunch of wins and became a badass so you must find that which holds you back and it may just be experience

Honestly not looking forward to a Dagestani crotch sniffing contest bros.

>>150263205
pico is gonna look like shit just like every other tomato can that gets imported from bellator

>>150263169
nice fantasy

>>150263135
>driclets still seething over the presser days later

>>150263167
I'm sure someone believes you little piggy

>>150263158
>minority heavy
Anon...

>>150263117
Get drunk and have shitty friends

Are there any boers in this thread right now?

>if it goes to decision I win
>if I knock him out I win
>if I submit him I win
>if I win then I win

Pork shoulder in the smoker. Gin and tonic and modelos on standby. Cooking up a Mac n cheese. Private stream is up and running. Sipping on a Baja blast. The bull paid for the gfs hotel. The boys are coming over. It's fucking time. Let's fucking go Dricus.

>>150263237
grim

>>150263237
IC codes are much tidier

>>150263237
are there really that many spics in chicago? that's kinda shocking
other nonwhite races don't surprise me

Dricus will lead a squad of Afrikaaner Kommandos to exterminate the population of O Block after he kills Khamzat

>>150263222
I can actually confirm approximately 100% of muslim women do this on a regular/semi-regular basis

DONT DO IT OG

I could heem Aaron Pico's great great great great grandfather

There are still 7 hours left for Khamzat to develop a life threatening illness and pull out of the fight

>>150263158
i even saw some of them doing that muzzie fighter point thing

>please wait a while before posting

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF

>>150263278
I'm afraid the only thing left of Du Piggy tonight will be a prolapsed corpse in the ground. Such is the destiny for piggies

>>150263286
Can you blame them?

Just watched two donkeys fuck. Khazmat by submission.

>>150263032
based cazzie

>>150263169
they already are regardless if he wins or not, the same ratface beardcope insecure muslim they see everywhere vs. aryan chad aura dricus. its not a difficult choice

>>150263278
But SA literally just got thrashed by australia in rugby like an hour ago lmao, your picture is retarded

>Drink
Pepsi max Mango
>Snack
Salt and sweet popcorn
>Food
Brisket smoked earlier
and you?

This card is essentially good vs evil, here's team good:
Dricus
Pico
Neal
Cannonier
Elliot

This is better than anything you can get in the West. This is why Khamzat will be victorious.

>>150263332
Uh oh... Dricusbros.. not our almighty stingblocks...

>>150263332
Fluke the boks will blast explosive diarrhoea all over Australia next week

>>150263352
Who's the skirt?

>>150263339
>water
>got no snacks
>got no food
and im not staying up until 7 AM to watch this slop fight

>>150263278
uhhhh, what's the connection between O'block and khamzat?

>>150263375
That's a hijab

>>150263366
as they should because AUS are a joke in rugby for almost a decade,

but what it tells me is there is a SA curse tonight

>>150263352
ew

She's watching Dricus highlights...

King Von would spin the block on Pigus

>>150263378
wake up at 7

70 days until Gane fights.

>>150263391
I hope you’re wrong but I think you’re right

>>150263402
me on the left

Going to show my badass samurai katana keychain I got in Japan during a game thread. Tune in!

>>150263417
Gane has never fought. To fight implies the possibility of defeat.

go on chaturbate and find /vixenp

thank me later

>>150263402
That and messaging her 10+ muslima girlfriends (veritable)

Did they?

>double cheeseburger with extra pickles and mayo added
>mediums fries
>6 chicken nuggies with bbq sauce
>medium cola which I added 100ml of famous grouse to
>caramel sundae

why yes I did make the literal perfect mcdonalds order, how did you know

>>150263417
>Gane posting is back
cant wait

>>150263424
be careful, gypsy gangs roam these threads

>>150262555
i think its time for you to start saving up for your own apartment

>>150263424
That's frigging badass, gonna drink a twisted tea when I look at it.

>>150263402
Look at that ass

>>150263395
better? think about how much she will be gushing when Khamzat locks in the rnc

>>150263458
Finland, why are you in Sweden?

>>150263419
yeah I already made all my DDP multis and bets so Im pretty annoyed now, but a curse is a curse, SA also lost a t20 cricket match to aus tonight too...

>>150263482
eww, she pissed herself

>>150263458
That’s a relatively small amount of McDonald’s for one person, no?

Vasti Spiller has been noticeably absent this fight week. Was Dricus worried Zatdaddy would steal his skirt?

>>150263482
the fact most men dont know what squirting actually is amuses me

>>150263442
butterface with fake tits? no thanks b

>>150263488
I’m glad Khamzat isn’t australian

wait muslim chicks have tattoos underneath the burka and stuff?

>>150263391
big fat monkey boy want a banana?

>>150263458
Sorry but the tier goes
>MAX
>Burger King
>McDonalds

And you went straight for the shittiest one.

>>150261971
Du Plessis
Muppy
Prate
Can man
Asakura

Zatdaddy is going to rape this piggy.

>>150263508
yeah like our latinx friend here >>150263499

>>150263219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NsgJvNLhh8
Is Poorier on the desk permanently now? Or at least a more active role?

>>150263332
I thought Australia sucked at rugby. Was it a fluke?

>>150263526
Burger King is absolute trash

What was the last fight heem was this excited for

Eunji Pyoapple.

There's seem to be a lot of emotional posting in here and a lack of subjective posts

>>150263517
Tattoos aren't allowed in Islam, but some will always break the rule, maybe in their younger years when they're less religious. They aren't required to get them laser removed either, since the general ruling is that it's just extra damage to the body. I know a Moroccan Hijabi who got her nipples pierced, her family doesn't know about it obviously

>>150263482
this is disturbing

>>150263545
No fluke, South Africa started really well but then absolutely shat the bed in the second half and aus were really good

>>150263552
It's way better than mcdonald's

>>150263545
they do suck, they have been improving but this was a huge upset, no one expected them to win and SA were up like 22-0 at half time,

so DDP is basically fucked

>>150263517
It's porn b

>>150263545
They are slowly building back up again. When they actually try at sports they dominate.
>t. Australian

Gday mate I fancy Hungry Jacks

>>150263561
Hitler versus stalin

>>150263552
Afraid your flag actually prohibits you from having opinions on food I fear

>>150263565
Nice gif fucking retard
Smartest ganecel right here

>>150263575
>throws a banana at the stinkin fat monkey

>>150263566
Post her tits

>>150263597
>country that eats fermented fish talking shit talking shit to anyone else

>>150263595
Hitler lost

some brave anon (not me) should post good """pics""" to counterbalance all the chimposting

>>150263575
monkeys don't watch rugby! go back to your cage silly boy!

Who wins the theme song battle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D9KnbhHrT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfs3av7Rq_k

>>150263597
Yeah I’d rather eat raw herring and karflugglajuggookkkieeeke

>>150261971
Du Plessis
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

>>150263631
Not looking good Sweden

Swedish food unironically buries bong "food" like Jones murdering DC

Why arent people mentioning how cumzats only notable wins are whittaker (who gets finished by everyone and went into the fight with a fractured jaw), burns who is a mid 170, and cumzat went to the death against him, and short notice usman (170) who was dominating him at the end and would have won easily if it was 5 rounds,

in what world is he competition for the massive tank DDP

British food is so shit they had to import a billion jeets to make their curry slop for them

>>150263661
OOOHHH OOHHH AHH AHH

>>150263615
>>150263631
Britishers shocked I lament and tremble

>>150263631
Implying you aren’t a jeet and feces isn’t your national meal

>>150261971
BORZ
PICO
PRATES
MVP
ASAKURA

>>150263622
bodied that freak

>>150263661
Du Piggy got 10-8 by Derek Brunson and got taken down by Darren Till.
I'm afraid brown daddies prolapsed your piggy brain the same way they prolapsed your pork bussy.

>>150263685
I know this hoe

>>150263661
Have a banana stinky fat monkey

>>150263666
Jeeta pussy is irresistible, you should know this, unless you're a Jeet who's women all ignore him for BWC

>>150263687
I am a proud white man

>>150263666
Don’t throw stones in glass houses

>>150263622
Hitler won. Twice.

Full English brekkie, Ploughman’s lunch, Sunday Roast dinner OVER EVERYTHING YOU WOG NIGGERS COULD EVER SWILL UP IN A SEWER

>>150263695
they have muzzies in poland now?

ITS OVER

>>150263714
Geek

>>150263712
>BWC
Oxymoron im afraid

I'd love to nut in some Indian pussy. There was this smokeshow Indian chick in my undergrad who was lightly flirting with me but I was too autistic to have any real game back then. Sigh

>>150263513
you are the biggest faggot in the universe

>>150263714
try it before you hate on it. it rocks

>>150263727
eat your bananas fat monkey!

>>150263732
Handsome guy

>>150263725
These JFs don't know we run the snack game too. Fruit scones with butter and jam and a cuppa

>>150263661
think it's time for a juice box and a nappy for this little driclet

>fish? EW YUCKY
>pigs blood sausage? now thats some propa slopa innit
Why are british """"people"""" like this?

>>150263753
Scones are shit and you know it

>>150263749
Oh what a handsome face (Åh var det han som fes)

>>150263695
ummm hey retard, DDP heemed brunson and snapped till's neck
no one thinks DDP is gonna avoid cumshot's takedowns the whole time. it's a question of what happens after he survives (he's gonna break cumshot's jaw)

>>150263766
Black pudding is right tasty mr syrup man

>>150263776
Uh oh BDS meltdown after Du Piggy got exposed

>>150263753
Got a bunch of scones in a london teahouse this one time, the server wanted to be nice so she gave me a bunch extra. Brought them back to my hotel room and let them get stale I lament.

>>150263771
I don't even know any Finnish food because you're that irrelevant. Go cry in the sauna, Timo

Bong food: marmite
End of discussion

let's just all agree that if you're not dining in New York, you don't have a valuable opinion. agreed? agreed. thanks. next topic

>>150261971
Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Tim Elliot

whats this monkey thing? why are these autistic losers doing it? is it a dirty muslim thing?

>>150263802
She wanted you to put your cream into her scone b

Croikey m8 me scones Grommit

This match is so easy to predict: Chimaev will win. Have you ever seen those guys with the muslim beards lose? Those mfs are savages, some western wyteboi ain't gonna stand a chance

>>150263802
Tragedy

>>150263807
also delicious. what is your point

>>150263814
You either love it or you’re jewish I’m afraid

>>150263442
prefer ashley_ospino myself, love them colombian whores

>>150263813
We eat bear meat drink milk and maybe some berries we don't have cuisine because we're not poofs

>>150263835
Truth nuke I fear

>>150263807
>>150263732
>>150263714
is Matgeek associated with the fightingnerds?

>>150261971
I don't get why do you have an image of people predicting, like who cares? You can predict without an image or post telling people to predict

Tapped in

Scones, Teacakes, Shortbread, Digestives will change all your bum lives

>>150263851
Veggiemite is better

The ACME of british cuisine.

>>150263835
Ikram has a few under his belt buddeh

>>150263866
it gives him attention, he shits up every single gamethread and bloats it with spam for little ego boosts, shit is fucking annoying

>>150263825
relax smelly monkey, there's enough bananas for the rest of the day

>>150263883
Thank god brown daddies are fixing their abysmal country and bringing in some actual good food.

squirting
is
pee

>>150263807
That looks really good

Absolute shit card

The UFC is finished

>>150263852
too bad you can't go to colombia and fuck em raw because they're all diseased. what's even the point of having sex with a condom on?

>>150263883
Rancid.

Here's a Swedish pallet cleanser.

Jerking my dick itt

Godbless my snacks this fine night

>>150263866
Shut up allar no one asked

Belal really is the 21st century Al Capone, you gotta check in with him when you're looking to do business in Chiraq

The good thing about DDP vs Khamzat is no matter who wins a lot of people are going to be butthurt

>>150263878
Fucking poof you’d probably wince like a faggot if you tried either.

>>150263926
Its a step above jacking off

>>150261971
Khamzat
Lerone
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150263944
I'm not fat thougheverbeit

>>150263940
This nigga eating aspic sketti

Jamal getting booed in his homestate homestead is the highlight of the day that eluded all of you philistines.

>>150263949
debatable

>>150263972
>brings up being fat out of nowhere
you’re fat

>>150263926
most std's are memes desu

>>150263949
I'd rather jack off. if I can't eat pussy and nut in a woman while we make out for 10 minutes uninterrupted then it's not worth the effort

PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN

This doo watched giamahale hill talmbout stuff

>>150263998
Sort yourself out lad.

>>150263989
I had Chlamydia once, a week of tablets fixes it

>>150263976
Tawlm jamawl?

biggest fight of the year

maybe 2 years

>>150264015
you know everything I said is on point

>>150263985
I just said I'm not

>>150264007
Nowt wrong with a nice hot cup of sausage water at the footie lar

>>150264000
Fact check: True......i fear

this is the figure piece of Italian cuisine

>>150264007
norwegians are subhuman. i can't defend those decrepit shits

>>150264033
you’re fat

>>150264024
only bigger fights in recent memory are
>Topuria/Holloway
>Gaethje/Holloway
>Gane/Jones
>Izzy/Pereira 2

>>150263989
i had chlamydia recently and I told the girl and she stopped talking to me :(

shant be staying up will download it in a couple of days

>ALLAHU ACKBAR!!! I AM THE CHAMP I AM THE KING!!! AHHHHHH!!!
soon

>>150264030
Bro thinks he's Manuel Ferrera

>>150264079
fuck off you're never right. spam a ddp greentext fanfic instead

if cumshot wins the belt, we will never see it defended

>>150264079
morning mate how's lakemba this morning

>>150264071
>telling her
that was a bit silly

>>150264078
we posted 7 days and 7 nights

>>150264087
we should all aspire to be that. condoms are lame and not sloppily french kissing is gay

Khamzat moved to middleweight to duck Shavkhat

>>150263339
>Drink
Milk
>Food
Charred blue rare bleeding boneless ribeye.
>Snack
Chopped up cauliflower, tossed with extra-virgin olive oil, sea salt and brown sugar. Baked until it's crisp like fries.

shrimp is the ian garry of heem

>>150264076
Why in a couple of days that’s ridiculous.

>>150264123
Angela White creampie (emotional)

>>150264053
What makes them so much worse kek

marty from nebraska had a harder time fighting colby convington than he did fighting cumshot on short notice lmao, how do you "people" actually think he has a chance

>>150264131
>Charred blue rare bleeding
okay hannibal

>>150264131
Biggest reddit faggot of the day award goes to you
Congrats

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>>150264146
i like the 80s italian stuff with smoking hot eastern european women myself. also jav

>>150264169
*posts*

#bigkingenergy

>>150264169
Nice one lad

>>150264169
does these count female "fighters"?

>>150264169
What about bongland and ireland

>>150264123
>french kissing
Enjoy your jizz flavoured kiss b

>>150264169
what about countries like croatia that produced legends like crocop? surely a crocop is worth more than a carla espaza tier belt

Which wmma should I heem my meng to before the prelims

>>150264203
only freaks think like that. we brush for a reason and only cucks like you would have to worry about her swallowing jizz from another guy while you're with her

>>150264164
Thanks b I'm pretty excited to eat it.

Will we ever see a Finnish champion?

>>150264209
You are banned from posting in this thread, you may try again in 7 hours depending on the title fight

im hearing darren till is on his way to the arena to be in khamzats corner

>>150264218
Clawja

>>150264218
Anna Khachiyan

zoomer here. the only crocrop fights I've seen is on other fighters highlight reels getting heemed

>>150264224
How quickly we forget Teemu Packalen...

>>150264058
Disrespectful and I'm not
>>150264169
Add Finland and Sweden or ill knock your block off

>>150264225
gus beat jons you dweeb, we had a belt

>>150264240
Rat era Anna dick heem is tougher than ornstein and smough

>>150264232
Who's the skirt

>>150264224
fucking cazzie scum doesn't remember Sukko Kakkanen

>>150264124
Shartcrap is the only fighter more inactive than him

>>150264131
I like to cook if theres a block of wmma I can time it with

Bros, I just want to say before the frenzy of the game threads, is that I fucking hate non IC1s and I hope we carve the swine out of all of Evropa. Dricus will heem.

>>150264131
sounds comfy bro

>>150264268
She fucked that polish rat lady

>>150264219
>we
Bro thinks he's part of the team

>>150264293
Godspeed bruder see you in the morning hh

>>150264293
nice do nothing stormfront larp on an anime website. that'll definitely lead to action you bum dweeb

>>150264266
>tougher than ornstein and smough
b...

>>150264319
>>150264319
>>150264319

heem y nuevo

>>150264307
who the fuck would wanna be on your team limpdick gayboy

>>150264311
Strength and honour.

This toxic "JUST BLEED" mentality of MMA fans needs to end. Fighters are human beings, with families and kids, who are risking their health to put food on the table. You should not be wishing for their pain and suffering.

I'm glad most fighters these days have opted to ignore the demands of the fans, and choose to fight smart instead. Still, we must continue to raise awareness of this issue to MMA fans.

Fighters are NOT your toys.

>>150264327
You are the one bragging about being simp no. 50 on a bunch of walled slampigs, you are the biggest loser in here m8. Are you the Aussie from yesterday?

>>150261763
Tf happened to nigga

>>150264131
>snack
chitlins
>food
fried chicken and grits
>drink
fanta grape

Daniel "DC" Cornier is a legend in the sport and y'all should put some fucking respect on his name.

Are you Cumshot sissies ready to kneel before the King of Africa, Dricus Du Plessis.

>>150261971
Dricus Du Plessis
Lerone Murphy
Geoff Neal
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura