Thread 150262860

Sunday 17 August
14:00 Chelsea v Crystal Palace (Sky Sports)
14:00 Nottingham Forest v Brentford (Sky Sports)
16:30 Manchester United v Arsenal (Sky Sports)

Monday 18 August
20:00 Leeds United v Everton (Sky Sports)

Manure Monkeys... why do none of his former players want anything to do with the West Ham Reject?

>>150262860 (OP)
Happy birthday to Krishna from arsenal

>>150262860 (OP)
chelsea 3-1 palace
forest 2-0 brentford
united 2-2 arsenal
leeds 1-1 everton

*spits on your general*

>>150262860 (OP)
based OP me lad

>>150262960
why does every zoomer couple look like this

BRAP

MOTD if you're arsed: >>150262962

why are liverpoop fans the way they are

https://xcancel.com/swarrimaslam/status/1956821492689424881#m

squealing

>>150262936
TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEE

early title decider between Manure + Arse tomorrow

>>150263199
yeah if arse-anal lose tomorrow and then against liverpool in 2 weeks it's liverpools title

>>150262899
I genuinely don't get it. Is it a pun on Havertz? What's the B for then?

>>150262899
So is Lee Gunner some sort of an Arsenal Anti-fan or something?

>>150263451
the anti matter of AFTV.
just another individual who realized he can just chat shit on youtube about a football club and get paid thousands of pounds for it.
he does rarely make some valid points tho.

>>150263451
He just hates Arteta and loves riling people up. He loves Arsenal.

Funny when Sesko hits that celebration after dropping a hattrick tomorrow

Liverpool are fucking shit da da da da da da da da baldy Slots a fucking tit Scousers dipping once again da da da da da da da da I’ve had a brew and now I’m ZEN MCFC DCF x

>>150262982
Always makes me chuckle

>>150263699
He saw AFTV got a ton of views off hate watchers/seethers and decided to run with it. There’s videos of him looking visibly annoyed Arsenal have equalised/taken the lead. I’m just sad we will never get to repeat the prime years of AFTV.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Isak

" He is a Swedish boy. He knows He needs to fill in my shoes. But playing for Carabao Cup football club will not allow him even to come close to a lot of titles which I have won. "

"So Newcastle United must understand they were playing for Isak. Not the other way around. So He released Newcastle from his life. That's how a Swedish man rolls. Soon He will play for League titles . Carabao Cup is indeed not our type".

>>150264122
Troopz was literally caught saying that a loss was great for their ratings.

cherki is so good and he was linked here ages ago

i want howe out of my club now

>>150264286
>Swedish

>>150264329
Ibra isnt swedish either, so it fits

>>150264286
>A Bosnian talking about how himself and an Eritrean are Swedish
This is surely worse than Americans talking about being Irish.

bit mad innit

Haaland is insane
Can see him breaking a league record this year

>>150264427
you and whoever made that image really need to go out more

>>150264427
they really do think anyone else gives a fuck its bizarre

>>150264442
*shits in ur mouth*

>>150264427
scousers are mentally ill

>>150264434
1D player. he'll get 18 goals this season. wolves are just bad

>>150264452
>Falling for such obvious bait

>>150264469
Don't be salty lad

>>150264462
flag checks out

>>150264452
>>150264468
cannot imagine being this stupid lol

>Nazi posts most retarded bait
>Dave immediately falls for it

>>150264499
lel

>>150264478
no im aware but there was that silence at west ham who had nothing to do with it

>>150264492
hardly unbelievable scousers acting like that

>>150264488
What's salty about saying a striker will score 18 goals? That's really good.

Fucking hell

>>150264462
unwarranted transgression hans, we're civil here.
he's also probably not indian.

>>150264516
Too tall for his own good

>>150264509
lmao you need a carer lad. probably on facebook worrying about those cats flying airplanes into doggy hotels or whatever the latest AI video trend is

>>150264512
You are absolutely boiling, it's clouding your judgment.

>>150264531
Lanky cunt here. Can confirm. Human joints don't like being tall.

>>150264535
>this slighted by gentle scouse banter
have a day off

>>150264462
>tf
>tp

>>150264537
Calm down citymong. 18 goals is good. It won't win City the league of course, but it's still pretty good. You'll be alright. Might even qualify in the CL.

>>150264573
Kek I just knew you were a dipper. Getting pipped to europe by poocastle really mindbroke you

>>150264554
>u-umad
lad you're so thick you couldn't even TELL it was gentle scouse banter kek

>>150264585
>Getting pipped to europe by poocastle
???

citymong, you're losing touch with reality here

>>150264589
cant even tell what your posts are trying to say at this point so have a good evening

as always, /epl/ (and /trans/) could be saved if all UK flags were banned from posting

>>150264639
we are in the process of detransitioning please dont dead name

>>150264611
Go ahead, tell me when the last time City didn't qualify for the CL was

>>150264698
This is the bit where you get REALLY embarrassed. Go ahead and reread that post that set you off. Go over it nice and slow. Read it a few times if you have to. Let me know what the last 6 words are.

>Liverpool gifted the easiest of starts
>Couldn't even stay top of the league for 24 hours

>>150264620
lmao you know it's bad when daveyboy is actually so utterly humiliated by exposing his arse and showing everyone he's legitimately legally retarded that he runs away.

>>150264730
No I'm aware of what you said pip collecting mong. You're equivocating a poor performance in Europe, which City were in no matter how you feel about it, with literally not qualifying for it in the first place. Typical dishonest scouse moron.

>>150264782
>qualifying FOR
You're gonna wanna go ahead and read over that post that set you off again. You just can't quite seem to understand all of the words in it. One more time citymong. Shake off the shackles of your moniker. Prove to us all that you're not a mong. You can do it.

This is the same team that thinks every year they're about to win the CL btw.

uh oh, i struck a nerve on poor citymong here. he's really, really embarrassed about misreading that post hehe

>11.30 on a saturday night and Citymong is posting 2 year old webms

Grim

>>150263292
>What's the B for then?
dangerously close to IBP territory, tread lightly

Dippers will look you dead straight in the eye and tell you this player is the best cb of all time. Murkyside public waters docks iq points.

Citymong gonna be up all night doing this

citymong SEETHING out of sheer EMBARRASSMENT at being exposed as unable to read

>>150264838
offside

>>150264782
we don't sign our posts here

>>150264970
It's amazing that being snubbed by Wirtz has turned him into another dave within only a month lol

>hehe... vroom, vrooom...
what is wrong with them?

THREAD THEME

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>>150265225
classic dutch choon tbf

Nobody speaking about how city spent £360m since January

Media will suck off pep and say how hes turned it around

did they find the chelsea fan what was slinging abuse yet

>concede a last minute winner
>causes you to have a stroke
>die

KWAB

>>150262860 (OP)
sunderland will smash you all. we're so back bitches. sunlund the only true norf fc

>>150265426
Better to die from a stroke thsn to be half paralysed and barely be able to function

>>150265374
You speak about it every thread you stuttering scouse bitch

>>150265553
dirty mackem bastard

>>150265426
Imagine literally dying to support a club whose only purpose has become scouting hipster leagues using hipster stats to find good players to then sell them to clubs that actually want to try win something. Most pointless existence

>>150265652
t. Seagull shagging Geordie Bastard

>>150265426
>>150265725
Brighton scouts literally drooling when they use a mathematical model to work out the 14 year old with the highest expected progressive passes into the half space in the South West Honduran under 15s cup tie they’re watching because it means Man U will pay 50 million for him in 10 years time

>>150265652
i wash every day your fucking point? you just a sad geordie seething prick, well di you know we are all geordie. The word mackem is in fact a term used by idiots like you, they look down on your own people, no we are not dirty.

Just posting to say that I was watching BT (now TNT but it will always be BT to me) coverage of the early kickoff and after the game Peter Crouch compared Dan Burn to Franz Bekenbauer but he kept calling him “Franz Bernabaouer” mispronouncing it like the Real Madrid stadium.
Genuinely haven’t been able to get it out of my head and it ruined the rest of the days football for me
I hope I’ve forgotten it by 12:30 tomorrow and hopefully sky have Sundays games I’m guessing still

>>150264389
They are Swedish citizens?

>>150265652
in general the people in Sunderland are less poor an more happy than you are, our council actually does look after our homeless. Newcastle councilors are a fucking disgrace.

t. ex homeless who talked to homeless Geordie's you are a fucking disgrace. Newcastle is a fucking hellhole i'd never set foot in again, meanwhile sunderland is set to thrive.

>>150264838
Laughed today when the commentator mentioned how weak the league was last season

Why do English people hate Liverpool in general?

>>150265652
our women and girls are also more fit. you just a sad little byker/wallsend troll or something. your place smells like piss...

“It was better being homeless in my football teams part of the shithole post industrial northern hellscape than your football teams part of the shithole post industrial northern hellscape”

Fucking hell, it must be depressing being a dirty poor northern monkey

>>150265922
we dont really think about them very much if we're being honest mate

>>150265426
i tried to resuscitate a guy having a stroke a few weeks ago
kinda sad things like that happen

>>150265872
>sunderland is set to thrive

>>150265922
It's not really hatred they're just manky and annoying and it's fun to bully them

>>150265922
inferiority complex

>>150265951
i had the same thoughts but decided to leave them be and not say anything as its amusing to watch them bicker

>>150265922
annoying delusional supporters + funnel for trans atlantic athletic american plastic culture into english football

>>150265922
To foreigners who might not know much about the Scouse I always compare them to Roma in Europe or African Americans in the USA
Will commit every crime and be anti social more than any other group but play the victim and the media/politicians/establishment bows down to their every unreasonable demand in the name of social justice

In reality they’re dirty criminal tramps with zero class or self respect but they blame everyone else for their problems

>>150265978
you got fucking smashed ownt


there is nothing you can say at all that would wipe away my grin.

>>150266029
doesnt really make sense when you've got roma in england too, does it citymong?

>>150266059
The fact you sleep on the street makes me grin

>>150266075
you've got roma in england
interesting admission, are you not in england yourself?

>>150266116
You're aware of what the Union Flag represents, are you not?

just started cackling at how citymong got picked out of all those replies and was pegged immediately in such a damning manner as to not even attempt to claim it wasnt him

>>150266153
well yes obviously so you are welsh or scottish or northern irish spending all day talking about english football? or a "scouse not english" type?

>>150266029
>Will commit every crime and be anti social more than any other group but play the victim and the media/politicians/establishment bows down to their every unreasonable demand in the name of social justice

Reminder Liverpool has a lower crime rate than Manchester, London, Birmingham

sunny sunderland is back where it belongs and you are all just sad little wankers when you should be happy for us.

cannot wait till sunderland meets newcastle that will be a laugh watch as we fucking dismantle it.

>>150266182
Take a guess lad. Which of those do you think it is?

Or is it perhaps, just how people colloquially speak? Hmmm. Decisions, decisions.

Mental how everyone Dave argues with sounds exactly like him

>>150266182
Who’s he supposed to watch? Derry City? TNS?
Lmao. Imagine not being English and having to watch that shite

>>150266176
Because Citymong is the most obvious poster in the thread, and the pathetic worm ONLY shows up if City win a game, he's a sad little man

>>150266222
i have no idea and its not how people speak at all
judging from your strange little attitude im thining a jock

>>150266212
It’s not English people committing the crime in Manchester, London, Birmingham though is it?

>>150266059
only thing youre smashing is your mams bottle of buckys get your shell suit washed and ironed you dirty mackem bastard

>>150265961
>we dont really think about them very much if we're being honest mate
this just sounds like some jealous ex girlfriend whining about the break up

>>150266296
Jealous? Of dirty smelly scousers? lol

>>150266247
>it's not how people speak at all
exactly mate. nobody in the history of the english speaking world has anyone ever used an indefinite "you". There is, famously, no such thing as indefinite pronounds and they, famously, aren't used every single day in every anglophone country.

>>150266296
i mean you can think that but its a complete irrelevance
if you asked a random person on the street you might get "the beatles" or "the football team" maybe an acknowledgment of the funny accent but not much deeper

>>150266081
can happen to anyone, to anyone tghat has not yet been there is not as easy as just turning up to your local council office. I'd never wish it on anyone because I know how hard it is, but because i'm ex army i know i will never be on the street again. The good thing this government has done and its because people who served our country deserve much better respect then people on a rubber boat crossing the channel.

you fucking need to wind your neck in.

>>150266330
nice try but i have exposed you for all to see

>>150266369
ok citymong

>>150266286
>ironed
as if i iron my clothes, you go be a fucking slave retard.

Sunderland is the only true north left in England.

>>150266383
i dont type even slightly like citymong so now you are just showing your desperation
its getting quite sad

>>150264427
>someone actually bothered making this image

>>150265725
>>150265794
That Brighton thread that was up earlier was hilarious.

>>150266402
okay citymong

>>150266423
Didn’t see the Brighton thread but it’s me you’re responding to. Any highlights? Sounds right up my street

>>150266316
>>150266349
>that instance angry reaction
imagine seething this bad over a football team of all things

>>150266491
this is a schizo, they monitor and collect everything to filter for one person. they are dangerous people and 4chan should fucking ban them.

Doxxing and attempt to dox are banable.

>>150266402
He called me and another poster citymong within about 5 minutes of each other earlier. He’s schizophrenic ignore him

>>150266395
remind me which side of the tyne blunderland is closest to

citymong is FUMING lol

>>150266565
my post was factually correct the average person in england would have almost nothing to say beyond the beatles
if you think otherwise you are delusional

mods jannies at least meet us half way when it comes to online bullying, remove this tard...

>>150266552
>>150238967

>>150266584
report him, they add nothing other than harm. its not bantz at this points if just pure hate and evil to target people like that.

cant stop laughing at the redditors praying for their downvote button

anyway, wirtz is gonna get the most assists this season

>>150266649
yeah just give him more time...maybe 6 or 7 matches to warm up, hell come good

>>150266623
Thank you pal getting stuck into this now. Why the fuck is there a seething Brighton fan from Georgia? Brighton don’t even have fans in Brighton they’re all too busy bumming each other and ironing their jeans to go out at 11pm
>>150266631
You are even worse btw crying about it on here

scousemong spotted
>>>>150265848

No way Man United lose to Arsenal on opening day. SkySports has been suicidal after last seasons rating drops. I expect a cheeky Fernandes penalty.

>>150266701
>You are even worse btw crying about it on here
no i am not because i know exactly what the shit is when i see it, its ai automated and its getting really good at predicting who is who from the way they type. /g/ saw it first and it needs to be fucking snuffed out at every case or bad things will happen.

you are probably the fuck wit doing it, its not fucking funny ok.

heard they've been doing cold readings to determine who citymong and dave are with SHOCKING accuracy

>>150266724
You can’t have Sunday after football has been played Friday and Saturday as “opening day”
Not having it

are we seriously going to be doing this jota memorial shit every single match of the season

>>150266701
we do not want people here who attempt to expose people at all, you are not fucking smart you use ai to do this. You need to stop now or you will find out.

i mix my typing style up all the time
youll never catch me

>>150266847
You’re responding to me but I’m not doing what you’re accusing me of, I’m a tourist who’s only been in these threads since Friday since football is back
But even if they are using AI to group users posts together, so what? Unless you dox yourself who cares?

reijnders looks quality like

abuse of ai tools to cause distress or alarm etc should be treated the same way as hacking and worse.

i fucking hate people that abuse ai tools, you will all go down soon, promise. I like AI tools and i hate people that abuse them in this way causing us more restrictions etc. if you are retarded then please do not use ai tools.

an actual schizo having a mental breakdown in here lol

who impressed you lads the most this weekend? reindeer or ekitike for me.

>>150266954
you're a dick head, you best fuck off. i don't care how people are doing it, i only care they done name call people it leads to abuse and eventual cases of homicide etc. so such your mouth you little fucking pea brain. god i wish summer would end sooner...

my ai algorithm has detected reddit spacing
i will name this character "ai reddit space guy"
or for short "air"

>>150267003
same, also thought kudus was good
but weekend isn't over yet

>>150267003
didnt watch every game but ekitike did look very good

>>150267003
kudus and richarlison got 2 goals and 2 assists together and they both do good holdup play could be a good future partnership

Anthony Gordon's hairdo is insane

>The schizo hours used to be the best hours because it was when you could have a real discussion
>Really they should have been called the autism hours
>Now we have real schizo hours where Dave upsets himself and argues with himself until he gets all tuckered out and falls asleep

dave doesnt exist

>harrassing birds on tinder and snapchat
>heading into my 3rd season as Gibraltarian league champions on FM
>watching schizos in here have mental breakdowns about AI and homeless Geordies
What a comfy Saturday night this has turned out to be
>>150267003
Good question anon
Bobb and Reindeer both unreal for City and Haaland is back (he never really left, just needs enough half chances created for him) but city looked complete. Was pleased to see Bernardo do well as a sort of deeper central roaming playmaker. Wolves were better than I thought they’d be and still got demolished 4-0. City ez champions
Ekitekkers, Salah, gakpo, wirtz etc are just a scrappy pressing meme team. The press is the playmaker but I continue to believe they will come unstuck mid season. You can’t win titles just by outrunning everyone and they defended shockingly when the high press was beaten. Van dijk has been finished for 2 years now and Salah isn’t far behind

>Shearer and Rooney on MOTD openly berating Isak
ABLism is a plague on this great sport

>>150267291
Didn’t both of them stay put at one point because they got death threats from supporters? (Shearer from the same fucking set)
Should be admiring the balls on Isak to stick to his guns

>>150267260
>Ekitekkers, Salah, gakpo, wirtz etc are just a scrappy pressing meme team. The press is the playmaker
Did you watch the match? The 10 doesn't press for Liverpool anymore.

>>150267327
Wirtz didnt “press” because either the 3 infront of him won it back before he could or they played round them and got straight at the back 4
There’s nothing wrong with a split block in theory but when they win it back they play forward as quickly as possible, which again is a good system but negates the need for a 10 and made wirtz look a bit of a passenger desu
Might be different in lower tempo games, we will see

>>150267360
I get the feeling that you either didn't watch the match or you just tend to regurgitate things you hear on youtube without actually understanding the sport. Liverpool don't play the same system that they played last year with Szobozslai in the 10.

>>150267222
alri david

>>150267291
hard to sympathise with someone who wont put in a transfer or buy his contract out

>>150267291
if the rumors are true (he had a "gentlemans agreement" to leave, notified them last season he wanted out, etc.) then idk why he or his agent just doesnt come out and say that. i mean his reputation with newcastle supporters is already in the mud, if he was actually wronged by the board why not just say so
that's assuming any of that is even true and he isn't just throwing a hissy fit because he thought he could leave and join a bigger club and was willing to down tools to get said move

>>150267316
>Didn’t both of them stay put at one point because they got death threats from supporters?
No you're thinking of Gerrard.

>>150267378
I get the feeling you’re arguing with someone who understands the game more than you

>>150267467
cringe. you thought Liverpool were playing the same system as last year lol

why did liverpoo spend 150m on a player surplus to requirements

>>150267507
lookin luverly as always are abs what a stunner xx

>>150267507
right eye keeping check on her surroundings very smart i approve

>>150267507
Would love the one on the rights big saggy brown tits in my face as she bounces on me then cover her face in jizz and use her Liverpool top as a cum rag
If you get the innuendo

>>150267547
zero idea what you're talking about, can you elaborate

>>150267459
I'm still not sure how we've reached the point where a "gentleman's agreement" is somehow being given more weight than a signed contract. It's not even as though the move is being blocked. Liverpool made one lowball offer that was rejected and they didn't come back with another one. Despite weeks and weeks of tapping him up and the media trying to unsettle him.

>>150267559
They can’t read or write in Newcastle so gentleman’s agreement takes precedent over contract law. It’s thatchers fault or something

>>150266906
Is that Chris Wood or Thomas Muller?

>>150267587
Chat is this real?

>>150267559
>I'm still not sure how we've reached the point where a "gentleman's agreement" is somehow being given more weight than a signed contract.
i agree - really all that matters is the contract of course. but player power is stronger than ever and if someone wants to force their way out of a contract it's usually smarter for the club to play ball, otherwise you just have this toxic environment and all the shit that's currently going on
obviously newcastle could just stand strong and say fuck off you're not leaving, either you play for us or we let you rot in the reserves, which is what i think they are gonna do, and i doubt there's many players out there willing to just not play for however many years are left on their contract
so i'm sure after the window is closed, isak is re-integrated into the squad, he gets booed loudly when he finally plays again (because newcastle need to play him, he's obviously a very good player) he scores a few goals the newcastle supporters start to forget how he acted, and it goes away and that's that. kicked up a big fuss for nothing
OR of course the deal could actually go through, who knows. newcastle could be waiting til after the liverpool match in a week to agree to the transfer
me personally? sick of hearing about it

>>150267559
theres never been any evidence for a gentlemens agreement outside the mind of paul joyce and the other retards
the same claim was made back in january but to arsenal

Worrying for Arsenal that Eze prefers to go to Spurs. Shows the value of actually winning trophies in attracting players

>>150267587
why do you write jokes like you're frank lampard doing a post-match interview?

>>150267327
Wirtz covered the third most ground in the game and didnt play the last 15 minutes lol

>>150267783
I thought that as I was writing it desu, was wondering if anyone would mention it ha! But no seriously it’s an important game on Saturday and the lads have been working hard in the week

>>150267784
ah yeah? fascinating stuff
*makes phone noises with my hand*
just a second mate need to take this

>>150267859
Face it the Irish lad owned you and it proves I know more about the game than you
>muh you didn’t even watch the game
Meanwhile my eye test is backed up by the pressing stats courtesy of Irish anon and your fucking vibes based opinion of “the systems different this year la” is based on interviews and content creators
Fucking neck yourself cunt and think of this online argument when you do it

>>150267919
as a scouser i have to agree with this he owned him

>>150267674
I totally agree with you. Players have had way too much power for years and PSR has made it even worse. Where Isak has really fucked up here is the amount of time left on his contract. Players can act like he does and get their own way when they have 12 months left, at a real push 2 years, but never 3. Everything goes against you with that kind of time left
>Fee is sky high
>Club under no immediate pressure to sell
>Plenty of time for things to go back to normal if you don't get your own way or if you decide to down tools and the club fights fire with fire you're losing 3 year of your career
>If you don't get your own way and have to stay then you look like a massive cunt
He couldn't have went about it any worse than he has.

Even if Newcastle get another CF in, which I think they clearly need to anyway and were always going to try and do regardless of Isak, there's still no guarantee Isak leaves. Especially not when Liverpool are making lowball bids. Like I say 3 years is more than enough time for things to blow over. But it's a bit like when you get caught with your cock in another bird. Your missus will forgive you, but she'll never forget and things are never as good as they used to be.
Like you though I'm fucking sick of hearing about it.

>>150267767
Yeah I know, I don't believe it either. It was more about how "gentleman's agreement" has been thrown out regarding multiple players all window long and it's being treat as though it's something impossible to get out of.

>>150268039
>there's still no guarantee Isak leaves

hes 100% gone lad

>>150267776
>Arsenal now in year 6 of trust the process with Arteta having won as many trophies as Ten Hag
>Ten Hag isn’t even managing in the prem anymore
>Spurs have won a European trophy more recently
Trust the process

>>150268054
Yep two more weeks, I know. You've been telling me since March.

>>150268076
you're really dumb if you think hes staying

mad how when Gyokeres was refusing to train and Arsenal wouldn't meet the valuation Sporting Lisbon were seen as the bad guys but when Liverpool won't meet Newcastle's unreasonable valuation Liverpool are the bad guys

>>150268138
>when Liverpool won't meet Newcastle's unreasonable valuation Liverpool are the bad guys

theyre waiting for Newcastle to sign a striker

never seen so much ridiculous drama over a player who isnt even a league leader
its like if everyone stopped to throw a massive epic over signing cole palmer

>>150268138
>scouse victim complex alive and well

why doesn't he support his local club?

>>150268267
Gateshead anon? I dont know

this is nuts

>>150268359
Did he really lose possession 19 times?

>>150268359
Wirtz cost more than Cherki, Reijnders and Ait-Nouri put together

>>150268397
• 82 minutes
• 0 goals
• 0 assists
• 0 shots on target
• 1 shot
• 3 key passes
• 3/10 duels won
• Lost possession 19 times

ppl sleeping on spurs this year.
they have an underrated squad, and they now have a non-clown coach

>>150268431
What an absolute fucking state. I hope the grace period hasn't expired so Slotto can get a full refund.

YFW just one more sleep until the /goodguys/ of the Premier League play?

>>150268039
>Where Isak has really fucked up here is the amount of time left on his contract.
that part wasnt the complete fuckup, it was the length but most importantly no release clause. if he had said hey ill sign a 6 year deal or whatever it is but 125m pound release clause, i guarantee you newcastle would have said okay great sure, and he would already be a liverpool player now
really his agent fucked up the most in this whole thing.

>>150268727
the good guys played on friday m8

>>150268802
I’m not you m8, friend.

>>150268862
we dont sign our posts here

>>150267052
>t. schizo
get a life

Reminder that this utter FAGGOT is a dyed in the wool Arsenal fan.

>>150269225
And Starmer

>>150268764
I meant the amount of time left on his contract to try such a bold strategy. I mean hasn't this n-word seen The Fast and the Furious?
Considering how highly rated he was I'm more than surprised his agent didn't insist on a release clause. They did (allegedly) offer him a new contract with a release clause, but he turned it down. Although that was after this fiasco had started.

>>150269543
>I meant the amount of time left on his contract to try such a bold strategy.
no i know what you meant, but like you said (and i said) if isak believes in himself as much as he clearly does, very stupid to sign such a long contract without a release clause, because (sorry geordies) newcastle is currently a stepping stone club for bigger clubs

>>150269225
ta least hes not a raging faggot like you though.

/sp/ackers are so easy to wind up. I'm only here because sunderland won, i won't say here but will probably be back to wind you up some more when they thrash another shite team

>>150265426
lmao what's with the lads dying lately
the same thing happened on friday at my local team's game, but they won 6-2 lol

ahahahahaha oh its so funny, west ham got fucking rekt.


get fucked.

>>150270323
Better get your 3 points in before Potter gets sacked.

If Man United beat Arsenal 4-0 will they be top of the league?

>>150271158
Nah phabetical innit

I sure hope /transpl/ has hopped on board the Archie Gray train already, it’s about to leave the station and see him be undroppable for England by the end of the season.

>>150262860 (OP)
Will Gyokeres be on pens?

>>150269749
only americans think liverpool is a big club

Fucking size of Zirkzee and Sesko

do sunderland still have lee cattermole?

can see them winning the derby this year like

howe is a fraud

>>150272625
I remember when Zirkzee turned Arsenal's defence inside out and then got taken out by the FA.

Sunderland > Poocastle

>>150272693
Nah. Joined Venlo played about 4 matches and retired when he was 30 or something.

>>150273037
what about titus bramble?

>>150273095
He retired about 50 years ago

>>150273206
i don't understand. the sunderland i remember was coached by steve bruce and people were talking about how promising everything was. jordan henderson the top younger, asamoah gyan the exciting new striker right out of the world cup, beating chelsea 3-0, bolo zenden copying the silly dance, everything was coming up sunderland.

>>150273263
>jordan henderson
coward, by the way, for going to brentford instead of sunderland

>>150268678
Respect the most relevant Australian in football for the past 20 or so years mate

Britbong bros I don't think we're gonna make it to the end of the season...

>>150278330
why do you refuse to post with your real flag? are you embarrassed? do you think anyone believes you're english?

man united please don't be such an embarrassment for today

rags get battered today lads

game has you all at each others throats calling the other one poor and scruffy

puppets on tarqs strings

>>150268326
>months later
>the Irish Liverpool bandwagoner STILL can't cope with being called a plastic
>to the point he mentions a throwaway comment at 2am

You have actual autism m8

so kane is 50x the player owen ever was, but he won't never win a ballon d'or
it's not right

>>150272693
>>150273095
>>150273263
You been in a stroke for 15 years or something

>>150279269
Or a coma even, clearly too early for me to be posting kek

>>150264389
>Americans of Irish descent aren't Irish and blacks/slavs who grew up in Sweden aren't Swedish
retard

>>150279242
Kane has 0 flair and negative aura

>>150279242
He hasn't won 5 trophies in one season

>>150278802
>get one billion people to cooperate
>buy the club
>give it away

#freeisak

>>150278802
Jeets don't have 6£

>>150279425
>magic soil
oh no no no no

>>150268138
White man wants to leave - good
Black man want to leave - player is a selfish prick

>>150279660
True

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cd7y29lzj1lo

>Why Arsenal are ready to win the league

lol

liverpool have only won 2 league titles in over 3 decades
why does the british press think theyre relevant

>>150279767
>It's her turn

>>150273263
ynr Asamoah Gyan sacrificed the lives of his best friend and his girlfriend in a voodoo jetski ritual to improve his career, and it worked.

Ben Doak is putting the finishing touches on his £25m move from Liverpool to Bournemouth. Sale of the Scotland winger will take the Reds' outgoings to around £215m.

gw1 and theyre already settling for the net spend cup omds

grim thread desu

>>150278802
Where would they find this crazy owner willing to invest five fucking billion? If one existed wouldn’t they have bought the club already

>>150279863
Is he our generation's Jordon Ibe?

>Alan Shearer on MOTD blaming Kerkez for not tracking Semenyo on Bournemouth's first goal even though he was subbed off 10 minutes earlier

The quality on that show really is through the floor

>>150280014
i'm unwilling to be too harsh to pundits on live tv for little mistakes like that
shearer is crap but not because mistook one left back for another

>>150280014
Shearer is 100% the worst pundit going.

>>150268359
We can all agree that City's new signings all had a great debut, but will they be able to play at the level that Florian Wirtz (125m) presumably will for the remaining 37 games once he starts becoming elite? It's a marathon, not a sprint

>>150266212
Lower _reported_ crime rate...

Sunderland could be the surprise team of the season

>>150280076
flopian was 150m in euros, ill trust german media over the british press

>>150268359
>buying blundershitga players
Even worse if you go for Frankfurt oder Leverkusen players
No one remembers Havertz or Jovic over there?

>>150280232
dippers get their shortlists off their playstation

>>150268707
>full refund
Sorry, but we will keep the money

>>150280282
>>150268707
>Bayern and City customers coping together

GRIM

>>150280306
Im a Köln fan, I hope Wirtz gets exposed even more.

>come back to thread after like a month away
>same fan desperately trying to make out that people are seething over his club signing a player
Let it go man, nobody feels that strongly about signings that don't involve their club unless they become funny flops

>>150262860 (OP)
Can’t even sleep thinking about the season opener tomorrow v Arsenal… Our new boys, the triple threat! Cunha with Dorgu overlapping, Mbeumo and Amad doubling up on the right bringing creativity and feeding our six foot five hard af, even if Sesko can’t start for match fitness he will come in at some point and then Bruno pulling the strings.

YANITED!

>>150280483
>Arsenal wins 3-0

>>150280483
and i in turn, despite wishing arse-anal could also lose, yearn for the coming /mug/

>>150280483
>tomorrow

>>150280205
this had to be one of the most bizarre sagas in recent memory

Extremely rare Michael Owen W

did they arrest the chelsea fan yet

>>150280701
i like owen and think people that dont are stupid

United win today but Arsenal win the league

>>150280752
of course you do scousemong

>>150280762
>everyone is a character
where is my spongebob jpg

Anime

>>150280772
fraud who couldn't score 20 goals a season his entire career
not even giroud tier

>>150280795
wasnt even talking about him as a player

did you know that liverpool have been less successful than valencia or wolfsburg in the same time frame?
chelsea have five times as many titles btw

Super Sunday is the only thing worth living for after the summer

Isn't it funny how the eternal arsenal thread is void of British flags? What does it say about their fanbase?

remember in 2014 when the hot meme was shoving as many liverpool players into the england squad as possible and they didn't leave groups?

>>150280900
bit grim of a post mate its a nice sunny sunday go get a bit of fresh air
>>150280902
they are a strange little thread it has to be said

>>150280906
A bit like how Lewis-Skelly got his completely undeserved England call up?

>>150280906
Think that was Hodgson trying to apologise to them, he unironically called up Martin Kelly ffs

>>150280149
>ill trust german media over the british press

you agree he was €125m then

>>150280915
ooo cranky

>>150280879
6 is 5 times as many as 20?

>>150280947
5 prem titles to liverpool's 1
do keep up

>>150280762
why would accuse someone who likes owen of being from the demographic that hates him the most?

>>150280915
>>150280923
>butthurt Liverpool plastics

>>150280917
Worse than that was Jon Flanagan getting a cap.

>>150280997
no one other than scousers takes that born under cockney bells bollocks seriously

>>150281010
See: >>150280997

>>150281028
owen is a scouser identifies as a scouser and it rips him up that his only title came as a passenger with the rags

>>150281077
how owen self-identifies is irrelevant

He's literally Welsh

>>150281083
I can already tell how transphobic you are

>>150281112
Yes.

>>150266623
>>150266701
>samefag obsessively seething that he got btfo for his lack of football knowledge in the brighton thread
grim

i hope gyokeres doesn't score for a bunch of games because he has a corny trademark goal celebration

>>150281002
its ok to admit you were wrong

>>150281077
Michael Owen is from Chester you tit

>>150280829
>Enthusiastic
>Devoted
>Charismatic
>Articulate

>On his goals for the season, Glasner made clear transfers, in and out, will play a part: “That obviously depends on how the transfer window goes. If you constantly lose your best players and don’t replace them accordingly, it will be difficult to maintain or even improve your level."
He gone

“I said openly: If the goal is to finish somewhere between eleventh and fifteenth every season, I’m not the right person. I can’t sustain that in the long run.

>>150281144
Meanwhile you're obsessively seething over the reality of Brighton being nothing more than a stepping stone club who have reached their ceiling and show no desire to go further. Cap off the Gaysex Stadium in style and win something.

MOT

>>150281206
>Welcome to Manchester United

>>150281233
I forgot about the Clown Club Derby tomorrow night.

>>150281166
see >>150281010

>city win a game
>190 immediately back on his Dutch vpn

Grim beyond belief

>>150281265
You dont have the netherlands filtered on /sp/?

>Arsewog losing it before their first game

Loool football is back

>i am the batchestman
what did he mean by this

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

Inb4 HURR DURR TEH MAEKS ME KEK EVRYTIEMSIES XD

>>150280701
It's just a job at the end of the day. Don't think anyone seriously believes Shearer would've went to Newcastle if the club wasn't being juiced at the time.

>>150281326
Always makes me kek

>>150281149
Watching the trophy dodgers doing that celebration might be the excuse I need to begin my killing spree

Manchester United win today

>>150281326
Why do people find this funny

The lads in the gym did their predictions earlier

All of us agreed City win league, Arsenal underperform, United top 4. Wirtz flop.

>>150281368
It's a samefag you silly goose

>>150281149
Gimmick celebrations are beyond grim because you know it's a marketing strategy cooked up by a PR team.

>Into the forest I go...to lose my mind and find my soul
pretty based

>>150281149
>>150281435
his wiki page reads like that too
>Gyökeres celebrates his goals by crossing both of his hands over his mouth; his former Coventry City teammate Josh Eccles said: "I think the celebration is because of the character in the film [Hannibal Lecter]. He eats people and Viktor destroys defences."[118][119][120] According to Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet in November 2023, Gyökeres said: "There were lots of guesses... It was this [Hannibal Lecter] and Batman and everything possible, but nobody got it right. No one came close. Yes, it's a secret. I can clarify that, but not today."[121][122]
>On 18 December 2023, in an interview for Sport TV after a 2–0 league victory at home to rivals Porto, he was questioned about his usual goal celebration and answered: "I thought you'd ask me sooner. I've been here for a few months and no one has asked me that question... I'll tell you after the season if we win the league... no problem."[123][124] In June 2024, the Portuguese media claimed the goal celebrations were inspired by Bane, a comics character, after Gyökeres has posted on Instagram a phrase attributed to Bane.[125]
sounds like corporate twitter interactions

>>150281471
>Footballers like Cole Palmer, Kylian Mbappé, and Gareth Bale have sought to trademark their signature goal celebrations to protect and monetize their personal brands
Absolute state of that.

>>150281526
To be fair probably their agents/lawyers doing that shit

I'm pretty sure there was a big ruling that you cant trademark a dance, so I imagine itd be similar with celebrations

>>150280795
Had a successful life have you? Peasant.

>>150281471
>Agent: hey Viktor, a lot of people are saying your last name sounds like a famous Batman villain, how about you incorporate that into your goal celebration?
>Viktor: ja

>>150281471
I think he explained it in his first interview with Arsenal.

Yeah it is on Arsenal.com
“Before I got it, my friends were always saying to me to find my own celebration, because they were very tired of me doing all kinds of stuff when I was celebrating,” he revealed.

“I think it was during the World Cup break in 2022, so I had some time off. We went on vacation together, me and my friends. When we were going, we were talking about that and during that time, we just came up with it after a while.

“We thought it looked good, and I started doing it straight away. It felt even better on the pitch.”

I guess he doesn't explain why he wears the mask though.

>>150281601
not sure where this is directed but seems mean spirited

>>150281601
oh no no no...

SHAMBOLIC DECISION

kek not sure who this leaf is but he's obliterating some poor anon

>>150281149

all went to shit when Griezmann did a fortnite dance in the World Cup final

>>150281682
Think you forgot to turn your vpn off when talking about yourself in the third person mate

>troon six need refball vs palace
grim

>>150281746
not sure what you mean, just cool to have another leaf in the thread (even if he's a bit of a tough guy bully)

>>150281815
Very embarrassing for you I know but it’s bet to just admit it when you’ve been caught

>>150281861
Kevin Nash got caught in 1992.

just want to get out ahead of it, IBP put down your arms I can handle this guy myself

>>150281891
caught with his pants down

>>150281919
Afraid so.

>still 0-0 against the mighty palace with Guehi and Eze's heads are already elsewhere
that'll be 50m for EPL Messi

Going for a cheeky swim then watch Utd get absolutely hammered and destroyed by Arseanal

Palace holding on for dear life, should be 3-0 going by the eye test

kelleherbros...

Forest-Brentford more exciting
Imagine spending 4 billion to play like 2015 van Gaal

sick of it

The most popular goalkeeper rotation selection pushed by content creators (kelleher and Dubravka) looks to guarantee to get you both starting goalkeepers for the two worst defences in the league
Think for yourselves and suck me off

I can’t talk I fell for the Joe pedo and room temperature palmer memes

>don’t score all pre-season
>3-0 up at half time in the first game
Chris Wood fucking scores when he wants
There are people in this very fucking thread that went with Watkins, pedro, even fucking Fullkrug over Chris fucking Wood

>>150282058
Actual mongs

>>150282031
never rated him

Newcastle regretting dumping Wood for Isak

forest playing some fucking tasty football, why are they spending another £200m on players? this team looks shit hot already

>No Onana
/mug/chadssssss :(

>>150282139
>Liversimp screencapping a retweet from an actual tranny he follows: https://twitter.com/beckytaylorgill
L M A O

insane how brentford had to start this dude with mbeumo leaving and wissa on strike

>>150282171
the real loss was anderson

howe kept playing longstaff and joelinton over him btw

>Morecambe have been cleared to belatedly begin their season after the National League approved the club's takeover by the Panjab Warriors consortium.

>The Shrimps had been forced to postpone their opening three fixtures after they were suspended from the league.

>But a meeting of the National League's Club Compliance and Licensing committee on Sunday said the suspension would be lifted as soon as the paperwork was received from the sale.

>The club's transfer embargo will remain in place until all football creditors, including players, staff and HM Revenue & Customs, are paid and payments made from the takeover.

>Morecambe are due to host Altrincham on Saturday.

based

>>150282190
she's not even trans

>>150282178
The extra 8+ games in Europe will be the real test but I can see them being top 6 again

Bottom 3 are going to be Brentmeme, Wet Spam and Burnlel

>>150282278
It's the first gameweek lil bro

>>150282245
>I can see them being top 6 again
Top 7*

>>150282240
>she/they
>not a tranny

>>150282278
its going to be sunderland, leeds and burnley

>>150282290
And all three look absolute shit after one week.

>>150282301
The same Sunderland who have just embarrassed West Ham?

>>150282301
i give sunderland better odds of staying up than west ham or wolves.

>>150282298
probably learn what words mean before you use them

bayindir was clutch when united played assna in fa cup hope he pulls through

>>150282324
Wolves will be fine. West Ham has been dying for a long time. Just relegate them already.

>>150282325
>endorsing mental illness
Gender neutrality is mental illness.

>>150282317
what relevancy does that have? does that 1 win against a poor west ham side give them the -40 points they'll need to survive? they'll do the same as every championship side does, just like everyone thought ipswich and luton would survive.. sorry to break it to you but the gap is too big and they'll be straight back down

>>150282361
>what relevancy does that have?
It shows that Sunderland were better than West Ham.

>>150282350
they finished 16th last season and strand larsen is a championship tier forward

>>150282375
corrr what a trophy, better pause the season there then it's literally over

>>150282394
Please explain how West Ham are going to stay up.

>>150282411
by signing a competent central midfielder and using their experienced squad + PL depth advantage over the PSR crippled promoted sides who almost always end up going straight back down

Has dave now turned his seethe towards brighton recently because they refuse to sell baleba for cheap to united and he is happy staying for another season?

>Rasmus Hojlund set to be left out of #MUFC squad v Arsenal. Striker has been told he faces a challenge to get minutes this season under Ruben Amorim.
Amorim is so easy to just throw players away, even ten Hag wasn't this harsh and only throw players away when they actually deserved it (looking at you sanshit)

So, it happened again!

>>150282438
>by signing a competent central midfielder
Who are they signing with two weeks to go? Why did Potter not play Soucek over Ward-Prowse yesterday?

>using their experienced squad + PL depth advantage
It's a squad of absolute shite managed by a charlatan playing at one of the worst stadiums there is in front of a massively delusional fanbase.

TODAY, I WILL REMIND THEM

>>150282460
Why hasn't Harry MONGuire been yanked yet then?

Is Chelsea finished?

>>150281777
>First Liverpool (didn't even help them) now Chelsea (remains to be seen how much it will help them)
You know the Sky6 refball and PSR rules reminds me of a story I read once about Commodus
>Had a habit of "fighting" in gladiatorial games
>"Fought" a slave and it didn't go so well
>Commodus ended up completely humiliated
>In revenge he made the slave take on a lion alone, but with only a sword and no shield
>The slave won
>Then he made him do it again, but with one hand tied behind his back
>He won again
>Commodus was furious so he made him do it a third time with no sword and both arms tied behind his back
>The slave outwitted the lion (it's not said how) and managed to kill it
>Boiling with pure undiluted seethe Commodus ordered that the slave be buried up to his neck in the Colosseum and another lion be released
>Now at a serious disadvantage the slave watched the lion pace around and study him
>The lion acting like it was too easy and must be some kind of trap
>The slave himself equally studied the lion
>Finally the lion sprinted forward and lunged at the slave
>As it did the slave ducked his head as much as he could, then up again, and ripped off the lion's testicles with his teeth
>At this point Commodus lost all control, stood up, and shouted down to the slave "Aequum pugna, filius canis, aequum pugna!"
True story. Seen it on wikipedia. Always reminds me of the chosen clubs and how shit they really are even when they're given everything their way.

>>150282508
>Cunha 10
Certified flop

>>150282508
where's eze

HERE WE GO: >>150282557

what exactly does enzo add to this chelsea team that makes the whole fanbase worship him like a god
always looks bang average to me and never runs at all

>>150282460
should be glad ur club getting shit players out of the door quicker

>>150282565
Being racist

YFW one hour and ten minutes until the /goodguys/ begin their title quest?

>>150282587
>any Slop Six club
>good in any way, shape or form
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>150282524
you are crap at telling stories m8

>>150282633
>>150282633
>>150282633

>>150282668
day late and a dollar short sven

wtf is this graphic man

>>150282708
it's analrim's tweaked formation for this season

>>150281997
Think your eyes need testing mate

>>150282996
had my eyes checked as a kid they're fine

>watching the Forest game with my 8 year old niece and 5 year old nephew, browsing spee
>hear the niece say "ooooooh he's handsome" with a genuine admiring tone
>look up to see who's on screen and bloody hell it's Kayode
>oh shit
>then she says "ew no, not him" in a disgusted tone
>the camera switches back to Jordan Henderson
>Niece goes back to admiring "hmmmmm, him him, he's so dreamy"
>thank God for that
>tell her she's a good girl and go back to my phone to post about what just happened.

>>150282524
Based and Roman pilled

>>150283103
why are you obsessing over who your 8 year old niece finds handsome

>>150283158
because it takes a village

>>150283034
You’re meant to watch the match with your eyes not your japseye mate, fraid its still not 3-0

>>150283158
>obsessing
hyperbolic wording there m8, but to answer you're question I just want to encourage her to make better choices in life.

>>150283103
My word you are extremely mentally ill.

>>150283247
yeah maybe if she follows your advise she'll end up /sp/posting

>>150283103
How fucking bored must you be to make up shit like this.

THERE IS NO PASSION
THERE IS NO VISION
THERE IS NO AGGRESSION

>>150283247
you've set the lonely dweeb off

>>150283370
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>150283284
again with the hyperbole, what's wrong with you? the worst I've ever had was bout of depression and I got over that a few years ago.
>>150283304
kek
>>150283330
I don't really mind if you don't believe me, but it did happen.
>>150283370
who's that?

that was a quick derailing of the hype train for chelsea!

>>150283395
when things aren't so busy I'll pull you aside and show you how the joke works

watching chelsea struggle against crystal palace it was like watching an All-Wirtz XI

>Leafmong predicted chelshit to win the league
KEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK

>>150283441
It was all based off nothing anyway

>Win the ECL after beating a bunch of complete dogshit
>Win the CWC after beating a bunch of complete dogshit on the way to the final
>PSG win the CL after heroically beating world class teams
>Beat a bunch of actual competition on the way to the CWC final and lose because by this point there's nothing left to give
>This means Chelsea are incredible and going to win the league

They won't even be getting top 4

>>150283499
Wirtz had an assist against Crystal Palace within 5 minutes m8

>>150283506
Palace played out of their minds, they knew it was their greatest ever player's final game and flew around like prime Real Madrid, but even with all that they were at least down 3-0 by the eye test

>>150283487
The only thing you’ll be pulling is men’s cocks for money as usual you bender. I signed my post just like I signed your mums pussy lips btw.

>>150283619
>coping this early
starting to think you don’t back your own prediction

>>150283711
it's not a prediction, it's called cold reading (look it up)

>>150283747
Cold read these nuts

>>150283686
>>150283816
blimey dave, you kiss your step-brother with that mouth?

>>150283886
>instantly start talking about the man you’re obsessed with
You’re as bent as a two bob note sunshine

Manc bastards

Hold on, I never knew the West Ham Reject was this bad

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LMAOOOO

pure stokesenal

Dave is gonna go absolutely mental this evening

MANURE MONKEYS HOW WE DOING?

>>150284019
they're called toonies, read a book

>>150284404
>Dave is gonna go absolutely mental this evening
he's been sexually harassing me all morning, not a good sign of things to xome

>>150284455
>>150284552
>troonies
>xhome xhe xhim
You are bent.

>>150284691
you seem to have a one track mind dave, anything you want to reveal?

muhbongo is a huge huge huge flop

Is it me or martinelli and saka are shit today

I wondered why manure fans only sing one song, I was told mancs wouldn't be able to remember a second one kek
>>150284883
failing the eye test

>>150284724
>asking men to reveal themselves
Stop being so bent

>>150284883
>today

classic bruno stinker (won't be hooked)

Every time the camera cuts to Amorim, he's popping a squat. Like, every single time.

>Mason Mount's best 40 minutes in a United shirt
>Gary Neville

>gyokeres is a shitter
saw that coming a mile away

>>150284935
All of their songs are about Liverpool.

arsenal finally got their man

Despite Arsenal currently winning, they actually look more dire than Chelsea. Their only chance came from the corner which they scored. United actually looks better when attacking.

Pretty even match so far, a 1-1 would be fair at this point. Cunha and Mbuemo have looked good but Utd look weak on the counter. Arsenal still haven’t picked out Gyokores’ runs well enough.

>>150285346
The goal should have been disallowed also. Would be raging if I was a manure fag.

Current match ratings for new signings
>MBeumo: 6.7
>Cunha: 6.9

>Gyokeres: 6.2
>Zubimendi: 6.5

Must be the season of the flop.

>>150285461
Yeah. Keeper either has to be more aggressive or just dive when pushed. Ref was blind af.

HE DRIBBLED HIMSELF

>Gyokeres
lmfao

i see manure are still just relying on arry maguire getting a cheeky 90th minute one
they might be worse than last year

What is the refund policy on strikers?

basically a boring 0-0. Neither team will be near City and Liverpool

>People think Arsenal is going to win the league this year
Lmao

>>150287202
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>>150284567
>>150284567
NEW

>>150282708
3332 is the new meta