Thread 150262962

The new-look MOTD starts in 20 minutes on BBC One

Running order: LIV/BOU, WOL/MNC, SUN/WHU, TOT/BUR, BHA/FUL, AST/NEW

Mark Chapman presents with Alan Shearer and Wayne Rooney as your """expert pundits""".

where's lineker?

>>150263157
In Palestine

>>150263157
>>150263226
F

>>150262962 (OP)
>AST/NEW
had to be last or we would all fall asleep

Villa looked like dog poo. Zero distributing midfielder who can control the game.

when west ham go down where does bowen go?

heh... my boi glinkz...

I miss Lineker already

Moment of silence for jota... at the Sunderland west ham game. Uh?

go find the breastplate stretcher

>>150263403
Chappers is better

>>150263438
all games did it yeah

sunderland crowd has serious sovl

>>150263438
They had a THREE-MINUTE silence for those stabbed Southport kids a few weeks ago. World War I gets two minutes. People just love to be silent in public about things.

>>150263522
UUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH IM GONNA
IM GONNA
IM GONNA
IM GONNA BE SILEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH

Minute of silence for Semenyo for suffering racist abuse followed by a minute of silence for the disabled fan who got kicked out by the Scouse stewards followed by a minute of silence for the Scouse stewards who have to live with being Scouse then a moment of silence for the rest of the country who have to put up with scousers
Then kneel for racism
Then we play

Sunderland probably have the best chance of staying up of any of the promoted teams. They've made some good transfers. Hadn't even realised they'd signed Talbi

>>150263599
The best promoted team don’t play till Monday. LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

>>150263599
looks like it they spent a lot
leeds everton should be interesting

>>150263621
Spending those Seinfeld millions wisely

REALLY hoping Wayne wont be a regular pundit

Wazzer can barely string words together kek

we either get funny northern accents or women and ethnics so ill take funny northern accents

>>150263593
hey where is my minute of silence?!
I’m all out of cold drinks ;(

>>150263748
Going to remain silent for you x

>>150263705
Shearer forcing him to speak unassisted for 3 whole minutes because he refuses to compliment Sunderland is pretty fucking funny though

>Dutchman
Looks italian/filipino

>>150263864
result of a mail order bride

the 8 second corner is jokes

>>150264105
T. Time waster

>new look motd
>looks exactly like last season's motd
>just chappers instead of linekar
gay

/sp/ wont like it but gary is the best in the country and the bbc will regret losing him

>>150264214
I was looking forward to seeing Kelly Cates doing it, especially since she was also doing Sky Sports a few hours ago.

Alans thoughts on Alexander isak... its just him screaming nigger at the camera

why are there ads what do i not pay my tv license fee for

soft penalty that

looked like a right slurper from the highlights

why does villa have a vampire for a manager bit weird innit

good ebening

Anthony Gordon doubling down with his middle aged lesbian look

>>150264288
they should have gotten laura woods

>>150264632
t. balding and jealous

>>150264651
Alri Anthony

>>150264642
Probably don't want the headache after they've just gotten rid of Lineker. Too publicly terfy (even if she is right)

forgot about the finger non-touch scousers were SEETHING haha

>>150264642
I don't watch football YouTubers, but there must be some autist out there with a few thousand subscribers who can analyse a match better than any of the alcoholic ex-players who show up each week in between selling the Big Issue. Yes, I am thinking of Paul Merson on Sky, but they're all a bit like that.

If I got racially abused and then scored two goals against last season's champions, I would flap my hands in my armpits during my post-match interview and just say "ooga booga boo" instead of answering any questions.

>>150264845
analysis from youtubers is always buzzwords and meaningless stats
they try to think about the game classically where as players are able to think romantically
the difference between someone that learnt from a book vs learnt by doing

>>150264845
stuntpegg is the only decent footy youtuber

>>150263379
I predicted potter to be sacked and ange replace him in a previous thread. I think it was 'will we have another Leicester?' thread

>>150263846
shearer has never been as invested in newcastle as people think he is