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heem >>150261322

Heem

First for Finland

only one man can stop khamzat

and no we aren't discussing MMA

We're all watching CP tonight

>>150264319 (OP)
me when dricus knocks down Cumslut and ground & pounds his ass

i am suffering
i have the common cold

i cant heem like this

die bitch

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

busy trying to talk this chubby 19 year old into coming over to blow me, im 35

eleventh for alvin goozie hines

>>150264363
What’s his name?

chills.
how are the euro bro's handling the card tonight, sleep now and wake up later? or charging through

>>150264379
G-G-G-G-G-GOT HIS ASS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150264363
Name of the male?

This toxic "JUST BLEED" mentality of MMA fans needs to end. Fighters are human beings, with families and kids, who are risking their health to put food on the table. You should not be wishing for their pain and suffering.

I'm glad most fighters these days have opted to ignore the demands of the fans, and choose to fight smart instead. Still, we must continue to raise awareness of this issue to MMA fans.

Fighters, are NOT your toys.

Lozenge Kunta is fighting Pitbull

>>150264382
torrent in the morning like always

>>150264379
You rascal!

>>150264393
Mark but he goes by may

How long until lift off felllow chads?

how do I know if I'm gay, or I just enjoy wrestling?

>>150264406
Yeah your name's shart but go by gay, think of that?

Chimaev
Pico
Prates
Page
Asakura
>>150264410
you're gay

It's not looking good guys, told my grandma again she only got 3 hours before no more food network and this bitch really got the nerve to start hollerin I swear to god bruh I'm finna locking this ho in the backyard Its my damn day off I just wanna watch the fights and now this old bitch tryna ruin my night.

>>150264348
you sunk my battleship

>>150264382
Probably going to push through or fall asleep and set an alarm.
>>150264410
What does your dick do?

>>150264410
one and the same, buddy

when does Pico Steele fight?

tanoshimi desuu kai asanagi fight-o!

>>150264423
she's not a pitbull nigga you can't just lock her in the yard
stop being black

>>150264338
Wall stalling wouldn't work. And if a karate combat kickboxer is taking this can down.... come on b..

>>150264410
If you support muslim fighters youre probably a faggot desu

>>150264438
bout 6 hours

>>150264382
Got a kid and the wife has work tomorrow
Will have to wake up at 5 and hope to see dricus whoop some ass

Thank god for the paramount deal, that one uk card where they catered to US hours was a crime against humanity

Pico Steer

>>150264445
As in neonazis becoming "normal" and mainstream are how we solve the muslim problem in europe..m

>>150264436
>white talbott
:O

>>150264382
i will watch every fight

>>150264379
Bodied that freak.

a man forged through agony

>>150264445
KEK zatdaddy would fill this little piggy until it's coming out his eyes :skull:

>>150264436
some doo told me it was to get in his opponents heads but I'm like why don't you ever have a girlfriend

/HEEM/ OFFICIAL STREAM ON PICREL
>>150264409
20 MINS

I can't wait for this Karine Silva vs Dione Barbosa fight! It's gonna be a barn burner!

on tv it says it start at 7 instead of 6 30

Let’s heem our mengs

Ultimate surrender is a better promotion than the UFC desu

>>150264507
Do the helwanis have no shame

SHRIMP. WON.

Heeming my meng

>>150264525
Heed what?

WE ARE LIVE

>>150260608
>>150260608
>>150260608

*enters thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

guys I don't even care about the fights. I just love hanging with mah boys

>>150264549
it's not on yet fartinique
calm down

prelims are shite, main card is mid, main event is kino

>>150264436
peak piggy behaviour.

>fartinique
Stinky

how would Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh do in the UFC?

>>150264608
Doing what

>>150264549
Stop it you dumb faggot

I KILL THIS THREAD I SUCK EVERYBODY AHHHHHHHH

Ratlip dies tonight.

Why are there no black girls in the ufc

>>150264576
>>150264593
Your mouth smell like Evaa loviaa asshole !

Someone make the REAL gamethread

As an Armenian, I think all of us Caucasians should be examined to find out how it is possible that we are so good in combat sports?
like if hamza wins the fight today, it would be completely over for nonKavkazcells

>>150264780
WE ARE LIVE

>>150264744
>>150264744
>>150264744

I said the REAL gamethread

>>150264338
Are these pagan signs?

>>150264410
Are you hard

>there are people itt that think ilia doesn't beat islam pakichev

Sinceramente espero que los chicos no hagan esto.

Chimaev going to win, cap this

Woke up too early wtf
Too excited

>>150264747
Too feminine

Translator can get it.

it's about that time

>>150271062
Is it just a given that most people in the UFC is drastically over-reporting their reach? Cannonier claims a 69" height and 77.5" reach, that seems ridiculous. Even Page's 74" vs. 79" is a lot, but is at least is reasonable

>41
>38

>>150271414
2 young contenders

no way leon edwards gets a title shot after beating
>pico

>>150273529
that was Jai Herbert, dumbass

Hahahahahahhahah
Hahahahahahahaha
Hahaha
Remember that one guy who kept spamming that this was a perfect matchup for Pico
Lmao

dont miss the main event

https://manestream.live/fights
https://manestream.live/fights
https://manestream.live/fights

Aaron Pico is possibly the worst boxer that is a great boxer

Just lost out on 3 grand because of that fucking BUM asakura.

It brings me great joy knowing he has to live with the fact his country got nuked and his people were exterminated like dogs

>>150273707
Hmmmm yes today I will march forward with my head on centerline and spam ho-*gets heemed*

Another fantastic debut for Bellator

putting 5k on the yoga man

>>150273753
Pico is a fucking moron almost every punch of his he has to wind up like a haymaker on fight night round 3

It's so fucking grim knowing DDP is about to get fucking annihilated

>pressuring
>Decides to put hands at waist level
>Shuffle forwards with a completely squared base
>Head dead on center line
Who is teaching him how to strike

>>150273741
gilly by a fucken has been? cmon

fraud checked

spinning kino

>>150273897
murphys was better.

gonna need yalls to shut teh fuck up while im watching the fights, thanks

usman the GOAT

Worse than WMMA

at least the run up fights were good

lmao @ gay mey mey faggots go watch fucking gay porn

30 million muslims are currently praising allah while having sex with their favorite goat, preparing to pull out and cum the moment the round is over.

DDP won.

Well goodbye /heem/ it was fun knowing all of you, see you next year

Bruhs I ain’t feeling so good

the judges can still save us

i thought blonde brunson would have prepared him for this...

>ending the fight on the bottom

DDP won the story and the street fight.

DDP is always exciting on the feet. it's a real shame the fight went this way because khamzat is not entertaining in the same way

wrestling is ruining UFC

Depressing

Just how bad is Israel Adesanya?

MASSIVE story loss for Borz

>prelims better than the main card
Another banger brought to you by DANA WHITE

>50-44
rigged

50-44...
>>150264770
Just banter b

Man... training with Sadulaev before the Whittaker fight really leveled up Khamzat's wrestling.
Just imagine what Gane's gonna do to Tom after training with the man who beat Sadulaev... Chills...

dana looks elated

HAHAHA THEY'RE BOOING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

>>150273682
>Pico
I was wrong on Pico AND on Murphy. Murphy has a lot more composure in him than I thought, and Pico getting heemed was always a possibility. Kudos to you and the other anons who saw Murphy getting it done.

I hope you saw some good things in Pico. I think he can still have a really good run in the UFC. Volk/Murphy is all of a sudden a lot more interesting fight.

Only R3 was a 10-8, no damage was achieved in any other rounds.

Just how good is Heemaru UsGOD?

>usman is better than du pussy
but we already knew that

I hate these dogs

Did Sweden get a new flag?

>>150275971
Khamzat is a big star and this is their last big PPV pay out, of course he's happy

Dana just said thay was a great fight

Never ever want to hear about DDP, Adesanya, or Whittaker.

Usman would have beaten Pissrael and became double champ, it's sad he fell for the african kangz meme

usman vs khamzat 2 book it

Forgive me, Merab. For calling your fight style boring.

>>150276033
holy shit
red Sweden

Is DDP jaw broken? He's slurring

>>150275990
>Murphy has a lot more composure in him than I thought
Have you ever watched Lerone Murphy fight. Genuinely. He's not a sperg. Pico getting reckless and falling on to a counter was the easiest prediction in the world. He's insanely open and easy to time. There's a reason we kept calling you retarded you know

>>150276055
If they're all bums then Chimaev is overrated isn't he?

he even had marc goddard rigging and still lost

>famous Swedish education
>Swedish fighter only makes animal sounds

6 rounds and DDP would have finished him

>Dricus didn't pull out a win in the last 20 seconds
Are we in the bad seed /sp/? is our universe cursed?

Picks three wins
1 UK
2 USA

paramount got fucking duped lmao

its time, feed khamzat to the beast

what is the sauce for this brazzas

DDP's stance made him easier to take down but I was surprised khamzat was downright outmuscling him, never lost control once he got the bodylock

why do fans pay for tickets to these shows that these dagestani faggots main event and then proceed to boo the whole fight when they do exactly what they knew that they would do? why not just stay home instead

>thank you to my country
>abudabi

Dricus just has 0 hips whatsoever.

>>150276160
paramount is not -7.7 billion in the hole

I stayed up for this

>>150276151
>If Kai wasn't a can I would have won
I will take the virtue of every Japanese woman I come across and destroy that shithole of a nation

>>150276107
Everyone gets fights wrong. I'm gonna continue to make predictions and point out prospects. You're just not a person with much grace is all. Like I said, really good for Murphy. I'm glad to have been wrong on him.

>>150276173
Looks like my main minge

That sucked ass. There's not a clear opponent for Khamzat at MW.

Christcucks are upset right now

>>150276197
>47 seconds

Your boy got RAGDOLLED
lmao
Like every sane person predicted

dricus almost pulled the meme win

Change the rules so wrestling isn't scored in your favor unless you make submission attempts and have significant strikes. So a match like this at best would be considered a draw.

Khamzat's whole appeal was that he was a destroyer of worlds. His performance was so boring that even the pro-Khamzat crowd barely cheered as his name was announced

>>150276173
GoldenEye 007 for the N64

>>150276216
Full Camp Usman weems him.

did DDP get 1 round? I arrived at the start of the 5th and im debating if I should go back and watch

>retarded coping piggy chuds were tricking themselves that Du Piggy was going to win
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

YA BACON BUSSY SEETHE?

I can't believe how shit that fight was, what a disappointment

>>150276233
kek no

>>150276203
Thick as pigshit you are

goobs has spoken

Is fluffy the only person who can beat cumshot?

>Get told countless times the guy who fights with no technicality is the underdog
>Get told countless times he has no way to defeat an elite wrestler
>Somehow him getting dog fucked is shocking
Are some of you retarded?

BDS bros shouldn't have invested so much in a guy who always looks like a bum even when he wins

When i say PIGGY you say oink
PIGGY

>>150276236
>>150276242
cope begins

Dricus won

Anything bad you could say about that fight has to be out purely on Du Plessis
He accepted losing but safe positions. He never even tried to make Khamzat work, he just did an Anthony Smith style turtle guard and let him do what every he wanted. No urgency to get back up, no will to reverse position until he was down 4, just a guillotine and then nothing.
A guy doesn't just crucifix you 3 times on accident. You were being a pussy ass bitch

DDP didn't even know *how* to defend a takedown. That was brutal. Bo Niggle obliterates DDP and it's not even close.

Is Bedtime MMA the only guy who picked Khamzat by decision? He must be elated right now

I'm gonna fucking say it. Dricus won the story, Khamzat does not deserve to wear gold because that was genuinely awful

PIGGY SUCCESSFULLY SLAUGHTERED
WE WILL NOW RESUME OUR SCHEDULED GANEPOSTING

just wait until Dricus drags him into deep wawlders in the later rounds

zatdaddy FILLED him

>>150276148
>is our universe cursed?
world’s been cursed ever since khabib vs tony got cancelled for the last time. Nothing’s been right since

Why are Christians weak?

Dricus rocked him

>>150276251
lol no
He lost every round by a lot, as if at least two rounds were at least 10-8, and the other two weren't that far off.
The fifth was the driest, and only because the referee stopped them for no good reason (although personally I couldn't care less).
And even then, Chimaev still won that round

>>150276277
No chance I was ever supporting a ‘slim no matter what

>>150276173
Grabbing the belly from behind while I'm hitting backshots is supreme

>>150276252
I bet on Cumrat submitting in r2 but it hurt worse to see it go all the way like that. I want to see him face our golden nigger JJ. I will now be killing myself however.

Dricus would have turned it around in round 6 unironically.

Khambitch would have lost if they fought in PRIDE.

MMA is dead. Goodbye forever guys, it's been fun

Dana if you make a rematch of that stinking shit I will go absolutely bananas at the UFC PI

Heem is going to be unusable for a while I'll take a couple weeks off

Fuck, he was so close. If it wasn't the 5th round with his arms blown out and completely soaked in sweat, he could have gotten the guillotine or rear naked in round 5

>>150264319 (OP)
DDP got bailed out by the ref twice and still loss I never want to hear him shit talk again

>>150276326
welp, middle weight is fucked now, outside of DDP no one even has potential to beat him. Give him to ANK

You guys would hate GSP if he fought in the modern era

>>150276236
Frankly the rules should be subject to change every match based on my boy's strategy

Snoozefest

>>150276293
Tbh it's not a bad prediction considering he went to decision with other elite fighters (Burns and Usman). Most people just fell for the hype, Khamzat doesn't look like a destroyer when he fights top 5 guys.

>>150276327
Based

Khamzat took the dark deal to win the championship, he took the fake one card

>>150276369
I hate GSP regardless of era

>>150276348
Yep. He almost won. It he didn't lose by so much, I think he would have won actually

What is kadyrov doing right now?

>>150276369
Georges is White

I won like 20 bucks betting
if stupid bitchass kai asakura had won I would have won like 150

dricus "lionheart" du plesis

>>150264319 (OP)
Khamzat got new lungs through "their" black market

What was he thinking here?

>>150276282
I just want UFC to be less gay and worth staying up late to watch main events. I might just quit watching UFC if russian wrestlefucking is going to be every single championship fight. Wrestling isn't fighting. Holding people isn't fighting. No damage was done to DDP. Everybody lost except Chazmat

Aliens have arrived at earth and challenged our greatest combat fighters! Their concession: they will fight to our UFC rules (current rule set).
Who do you send to defend earth against the alien menace?
Could the wrestlefuckers hump aliens to victory?

There's only one man who can match Khamzat's grappling.

>this seething piggy tried to rig the result twice
nice try piglet

>>150276282
Bong is right. Those tiktok cazzoids had no idea who they were watching until they saw it for the first time in the flesh kek.

Y'all still watching crotchsniffing championship? Take the /pw/pill and just enjoy scripted bangers.

DDP got taken down by Darren Till and his fans expected anything different today.

>>150276347
>>150276344
>>150276341
>>150276294
>>150276242
>>150276236
>>150276390
>>150276348
>>150276410
lmao the hyper emotional coping from these cucks

>>150276409
>It's fine, I just have to survive until round 3.

>>150276393
probably drowning in a kiddie pool

>>150264319 (OP)
When are heemrs gonna realise that wrestle fucking is unstoppable.

>>150273897
Looked like he tried to get double underhooks

Sweetden was right about the stringblocks losing the cricket

>we started off 2025 with the potential for Illia/Islam, Jones/Aspinall and DDP/Khamzat
>we got the most exciting one of the three but it ended up being a dud
brutal story loss for ufc and the fans. Nobody has any reason to be hyped for a Chimaev fight ever again

>>150276173
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE FULL FUCKING IMAGE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

>>150276409
>BREED ME DADDYZMAT MY GREASED UP BACON BUSSY IS ALL YOURS!!!!! <3
I fear....

>>150276430
>Y'all

That wasn’t a title defense, that was a title donation

Dricus fought like a pussy and khamzat fought like a bitch. One of the worst "main card" fights ever. I guess the only people that enjoyed this are 15 year old hamzat fanboys, good for them.

Who's next for Khamzat?

Are the tourists gone? I want to discuss the other fights

>>150276456
Shan't

Did Khamzat completely mog DDP?

1 round gas tank
I'm just going to get up
I'll just take him down

Like was he actually delusional or did he know what was coming? How big of a cope is this?

>HW is dead
>LHW is dead
>MW is dead
Let's hope Jack saves us (even though I like Makhachev)

>>150276448
Why are you shuffling forward in the pocket looking for underhooks

>>150276469
Decisions a mw once a year and gets easy danerbucks

My analysis: if Dricus can survive that initial 5 round storm he may gain an advantage in rounds 6-20

>>150276288
What the fuck are you talking about, DDP was working his fucking ass off trying to get up the first 4 rounds. You know nothing about wrestling at all.
>>150276290
Nobody knows in the world how to defend Khazmats takedowns. Hes just so fucking strong and fast

I pirated this shit and I still felt robbed by Dana, what a shitty fight

Girikhanov sissies...

It's even funnier when you realize Du Plesshit will now get further embarassed by Fluffy

Amazing game planning and execution from Khamzat and team. Totally neutralized DDP and controlled him for 99% of the fight. Impressive stuff.

>>150264319 (OP)
Lmao the white boy got fucked hard by Chadzat

>AAAHHHH OH NO!! HE'S TAKING MY BACK. I HAD NO IDEA HE WOULD DO THIS I NEVER TRAINED FOR THIS.. OH NO!!! HE'S TAKING SIDE CONTROL AGAIN I HAD NO IDEA HE WOULD DO THIS I NEVER TRAINED FOR THIS
so... is Dricus the biggest fraud champ ever?

why don't they just run away from the takedown?

>>150276490
This is why we pay you the big kronar

I get that the wrestle humping is boring but at the same time if you just lay there on your knees and do nothing then you deserve to lose
losing to a hug

>THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR
I can't believe you retards actually bought the lies from pinkhead... again.

>>150276499
nobody and i mean nobody believes this

>>150276502
100%. He showed he's not just a full retard bulldozer.

How did Khamzat unheem his cooflungs? I got heemed by the coof too and I need his technique to fix.

Every MMA analyst who said DDP just gotta survive the 1st round is having a midlife crisis now

I want chechnya bombed to fucking pieces RIGHT NOW

Arman will do the exact same to Clitia m’afraid

/box/ won

Fuck UFC
fuck Muslims kids
Fuck this gay shit I'm out forever
Kill inbred jews also

Most cazzies I know are saying Dricus got brutalized and dragged through hell and aren't too mad at Khamzat

This is the mirror of Sean in Dricus/Sean II

>>150276479
>DDP by piano falling from the sky
>DDP by khamzat self knockout
Why do you think no one could say how exactly DDP could beat khamzat? The guy got here by fluke

>>150276479
He looked shook every single time
unironically, if he had really believed all that, he would have done better.

Fence grabs and knees to grounded opponents should be legal. Corner wrestling is too OP, defender is trapped from both sides and still not allowed to grab the fence which the most natural move in a real fight

Merba, Ankalaev, and now Chimaev. This sport is dying before our very eyes. If Evloev joins the mix I might just stop watching all together

>>150276499
Wasn't this guy literally fingered by his dad and told theo von about it unprompted

>>150276481
this is a good point. this fight does make one feel like pisslam has a better chance vs giacomo, tough he doesn't have even close to as good takedown entries as cumshot

boasting a 100% finished rate aaron “beastin 13-5” pico

well the middleweight division is finished

I watched the fight on mute because I hate the commentary. How was the crowd reacting?

Dricus is strong and clearly has good technique on the ground to survive that long on the ground. His issues is that he's just too fucking slow to react to khamzat in the scramble moments

>>150276532
Less scrambling, more positioncamping

So are we going to pretend that Merab didn't do the exact same shit? At least he memes on his opponents mid fight to make it more interesting
>>150276532
Black market organ harvesting, he's literally Kadyrov's buttbuddy

khamzat used his weight perfectly all fight long over someone so strong like DDP. never seen anything like it.

I was rooting for DDP and even though it wasn’t his fault, fuck the stand ups. they were only reason why DDP had a chance at all.

I’d love to see Khamzat vs RDR, the thing about these other grapplers at MW is that Khamzat is a better striker than them.

>>150276502
dude just put him in a crucifix for half the fight and the other half was leaning body weight on the cage and dropping knees on ddps ass lol it was the most gamed out grapplerape strategy ive ever seen this was some pokemon stall team shit

>>150276552
ank is a striker, dumbass

>>150276541
Literally no one watched or cared about a single boxing fight this weekend, at least the UFC is still generating attention.

>>150276543
The no look slam

>>150276544
brutalized is a bit of hyperbole but he did get absolutely humiliated

>>150276569
booing

Okay I'm back to bed

Drycunt PooPissis

>>150276532
He trains under Arman's strength conditioning coach now, that was the big change.

>>150276430
Never watched pro wrestling, always thought it was kind of lame being totally scripted, but the Netflix McMahon docu series made 80s to Early 2000s WWE actually look pretty fucking fun. But now it seems like WWE is totally pozzed and family friendly oriented for muh advertisers. Do any of the other big promotions provide the same kind of absurdity and edgelord kino?

Now that the fust has settled, was the AI actually right?

>>150276543
wtf was his problem?

>>150276544
You have not spoken to a single cazzie about this fight.

i am disappointed. monumentally disappointed that dricus camp was painfully inadequate and on the other hand that people are praising a khamzat that had 4.5 rounds of control time and didnt even threaten a finish once. bad day for middleweight

Nothing better than heem cope and seethe
Wrestling will ALWAYS be the superior martial art

>>150276569
Major boos, khamzat lost

>pre fight press conference
>journalist: question for Dana, is this the best fight of the year?
>Dana: oh yeah. this is easily the most wild fight of the year

DDP having no answer for the wrestling but being so confident before the fight is wild.

I understand as a world champion you are going to have some delusions but man... This is another level.

>>150276569
booing loudly once they realized he was just gonna lay on DDP the whole fight

Humans litteraly cant gas in high adrenaline state, the only reason the UFC official bums keep gassing is because they stop working and they just keep circling around with low output

>>150276543
what the fuck

>>150276600
No because DDP wasn't hurt once

>>150276561
It's been finished for a while, we were just in denial more recently

There is literally no one in MW who can take khamzat now. If Pereira wins he will guarantee move up to HW this secured that it, if he loses he might retire

Dricus could have at least won the story if he didn't let Khamzat on top in the last 2 seconds.

>>150276546
Lol no, Dricus legit beat Israel (washed), Sean (lmao), and Whitaker (turbo washed).
He earned his belt, but it was against weak opposition and elite fighters who were already on their last legs. He's basically a champion in a time of transition.

>>150276369
I never liked GSP's fighting style he's a decent human being though if a little boring and too much into the martial arts wisdom shit.

>>150276499
Yes all those great grappling exchanges by Strickland like the one in the _____ fight.

i damn near had an afro on my dick and balls lmao i shaved it all off now my dick looks even bigger than it already did. nice

>>150276602
The toddler was makin a move, he had to get it on.

>>150276600
not this one
the one with ddp turning into a piggy yes

>>150276556
Who are you to doubt Sean R. Strickland?

>Hate wrestling
>Cant beat wrestling
Explain yourself

dricus is ass. you faggots actually picked him?

The rules make the champions my friends.

And to think we used to think Jizzy x Romero and Jizzy x Cannonier was boring...
I hope this lipless nigr retires

but guys...

ddp is going to be too awkward

no i don't have technical analysis but ddp by banana peel!!!!111

>>150276569
cheered at the end when dricus had moments

>>150276532
>>150276597
Its got nothing to do with the new coach, DDP just literally had no answer for Khamzat's technique and couldn't present enough of a threat to make Khamzat exert himself

this guy is gonna be around for a while

CHIMAEV ALLOWS HIMSELF TO GET WILLINGLY RAPED BY KADYROV

>>150276635
why didn't usman stay he fucking beat chimaev?

>>150276617
he thought he could just chad his way trough again somehow

Khamzat vs Imavov should be an interesting brazza war
Imavov probably isn't a good enough wrestler but maybe he is

>>150276580
This gay russian mma wrestling style is a complete violation of the covert contract; UFC is supposed to be fighting entertainment
They have to change the rules just like NBA and MLB recently
This is simply not fighting

Poirier on the analyst desk is literally having PTSD flashbacks to Khabib right now lmao

alhamdulila Our brother khamzat won alhamdulila thenk allah mashallah this makes us pakistanis look tough

>>150276658
Figured he'd be able to sprawl and discourage khamzat desu

Let’s try and stay humble bros. I hate these crotch sniffers. Guru is going in on ‘slims btw KEK

Permaheemed BDS narratives
>Khamzat is a one round fighter
>brazzas can’t beat bigger opponents
Any others?

>>150276666
checked

DDP did well to survive against elite wrestling. but that was that.
>>150276670
>this guy is gonna be around for a while
how long does it take Sean to become an Olympic level wrestler?

Without being emotional, what did we learn from this card?

>>150276688
When you get smashed by a guy from ride position it never quite leaves your psyche. Unironically. It's a very harrowing event when you can't fight them off

>>150276581
He still fucking sucks

>>150276657
current mma rules heavily favors wrestlers

whitoids seething kek

PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN

>>150276684
its against the spirit of foightin to grapplerape and shouldnt be whats pushed onto the ufc go to the grapple leagues if you want that shit a championship fight should never be 40 to 500 punches landed thrown but somehow no one got finished

>>150276692
what the fuck is this?

>>150276712
yeah it was extremely impressive. Fluffy is the perfect next matchup imo. but RDR could be very good too

>>150276710
fighters need to prioritise wrestling defense (they should have fucking known this by now)

>>150276631
no need to deny it now though, great debut for paramount!

>>150276710
Aaron Pico is a blue chip prospect

How does Kumsplat vs Big Ank, go? That could be some entertaining inbred on inbred violence.

>>150276569
All boos, the whole time. Joe Rogan's faggot ass was loving it the whole way so you were right to mute it because it was angering

>>150276692
Noooo noooooooo she needs to find herself first noooooo she needs to get pumped and dumped 40 times in uni nooo

I need someone to translate Lerone for me

>>150276688
Poirier's loss was a lot worse because Khabib was trying to hurt him, Khamzat doesn't know what that is like

>>150276710
spinny heems are a joy to watch

>>150276637
Should have gone more rounds
They must change the rules
They need to prevent wrestling more just how they ban certain strikes
It's completely out of balance
Should have been stood up twice in the first round

>>150276710
Usdaddy is the GOAT

Reminder: MMA was invented by grapplers to show that striking is ineffective
If you want to watch striking you can watch boxing, kick boxing, combat karate etc

>>150276684
This what Chatri understood

>>150276670
I hope not. I hope the hate on him to be so strong that his weak mind will break and he will retire.

FIVE crucifixes
are you not entertained?

BDStards status????????????????

pico vs lauren murphy was a glimpse at how khamzat vs leon would have gone down

getting put in a crucifix 3 times in a fight is embarassing

>>150276736
A gypsy wedding iirc something to do with an early death or something

>>150276710
UFC is dead, I wish Ilia were a MW so he could heem Kumshot stiff

Colby vindicated.

>>150276710
Dricus is smiling

>>150276758
weird cuz DDP was bleeding playa! ate like 400 humiliating pitter patter shots too and some nasty elbows

>>150276710
There's an even more retarded version of Michael Chandler out there

It's a win some, lose some sport. We were happy when Merab and JDM won, and the muzzles seethed. Islam, Ank and now Khamzat won and we seethed.

>meme japanese project gets finished by a 38yo flw eternal bum
>MVP figured out the art of judge charming, motherfucker is literally stealing his paychecks
>spinning back ko
>spinning back ko
>the only hyped fight in recent memory produces the most boring slop imaginable since Usman Woodley
for better or for worse, a really memorable card

>>150276736
If I say it, the Muslim mod who frequents /heem/ will ban me, let's just continue, it's an ancient tradition of those arid places.
>>150276721
true, Spam takedowns ruin the fun

>>150276777
Giuseppe with the based triple 7s.

ok so explain which rule change stops you from getting wrestle raped?
no rule change besides fucking eye pokes or ball shots would stop chimaev from dominating ddp there, be honest with yourself

>>150276710
South Africa won't take this lying down

>>150276710
DDP is exactly what logic and analysis said he was but results disagreed with

And now we get the guys begging for the rules to be changed lmao "g-guys the low single lew is too stwong we need to ban it!!" pfffhahahahaha

Heem is going to be… interesting for a while

dricus is top heavy
he couldn't sprawl a featherweight
if you picked him you're an idiot

News: Khamzat to be beheaded by order of his highness Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa bin Shakhbut bin Theyab bin Issa bin Nahyan bin Falah bin Yas

So who are we giving the shot to then? Every single challenger is a bum who is going to get obliterated.

Fluffy has the best chance which is pretty sad.

why is no one bringing up usman as an opponent
HE FUCKING BEAT KUMSHOT
STOP IGNORING ME AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150276805
I would glady scrap the entire rulebook if that means I never have to watch something that gay ever again

>>150276800
no wrestling allowed

>>150276710
The sport has outgrown the rules

>>150276735
Agreed, they need to create more rules regarding position advancements, you cannot be allowed to stall out a whole round in 1 position
It's shameless and pathetic
Dishonorable

>>150276710
That 6 hours is enough kip

>>150276710
the belt is never going back to africa

>>150276800
Headbutts, but they cause too many cuts so a lot of fights would get stopped early

>>150276795
There’s 2 paki mods btw

DO NOT reply to the tranime fag

>>150276710
quite a few divisions are now filled with bums and the belt holders should go ahead and clear out the divisons like what tom is going to be doing to ganefags soon

>>150276817
Usman at best got a draw
And he's a welterweight

tom scott chimaev what can you say about this kid

>>150276806
It's going to be the worst it has ever been, worse than post-Christmas drought /heem/

>>150276710
chimpaev ran from Jack Della

>>150276800
Timer maybe? A takedown entitles you to 90 seconds of work then you're stood up.

>>150276831
There are*

>>150276812
Imavov deserves the shot already, but he's fighting Caio in Paris next month. Once he wins, he can have the shot early next year. Dricus should fight someone like RDR, Fluffy or Caio when he loses to Imavov

>>150276800
imo only this >>150276548
Wrestlers should be shooting for subs in the middle of the octagon and not crotchsniff against the wall

>muslim beats white pig
a tale as old as time. look back to khabib vs conor. same shit.

>>150276808
I’ll be an idiot. I’ll never choose a muslim

>>150276817
he's old as shit and did not win
>but i thought he won in my head!!
doesn't matter he fucking lost

>>150276827
*cracks fingers from a shadowy place*

every white person lost tonight.

bros is our time truly over in this sport?

you now remember aaron pico LOL

>>150276792
Man, you've got it backwards with Jack Della Maddalena. He stopped Belal Shithammed from turning the fight into what happened tonight. And he boxed muslim head like a punching bag all night long.
You're right about Merab. I celebrate when he beats shitheads like Omalley or Muslims like Kahbib's cousin. But I'm also going to celebrate when he eventually loses. I hope it's by a brutal knockout that puts him to sleep for minutes.

I feel bad for shitting on Khabib. He at least always tried to do damage when in control. Khamzat is just a boring hugger who pillow punches you for no damage.

>merab
>evloev
>arman
>islam (he is not that boring)
>chimaev
>ankalaev

>And he's a welterweight
which is even more embarassing for kumshot to lose to especially with uncman coming off the couch

>>150276710
middleweight is turbo fucked

>>150276804
so we've learned to not be results-oriented (but we won't)

Me son's.... a crotch sniffer

>the most dominant championship performance
if it was so dominant, he would've finished it. dricus took 0 damage the whole fight. that's not fighting, it's hugging.

>YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GRAPPLE IN MMA
>YOU CAN'T JUST DOMINATE

>>150276800
Prolonged control with no damage results in point deduction or stand ups

>>150276817
The 2nd Leon loss aged like milk and beating Buck Breakley isn't enough when there are guys with 7 fight win streaks.

tfw we'll never get to see khamzat rape izzy

>Ankalaev destroyed Alex Poorera and won the lhw belt
>Khamzat destroyed Dickus du Pussy and won the MW belt
Soon Islam Makhachev will manhandle JDM and wins the WW belt

>>150276800
Every takedown, the scoring fighter gets tased by the referee. If they can withstand it, they're allowed to continue wrestlefucking, if not, then they're vulnerable to counterattacks.

>>150276800
nothing grappling will always reign supreme if you ban/limit wrestling some other grappling will take its place

>>150276853
no one in middleweight beats DDP unfortunately besides khamzat. So now Khamzat can turbo flush the division

leave the crotchsniffing faggot to me boys

>>150276800
better epo testing I guess, >>150276548 I agree
Dricus really had no answer, if I were people over the hill like Rob, Cannonier or Jared, or even Strickland, I'd try to meme my way to fun fights and easy checks, they have no way of getting it as of now

The simple solution is to just get the fuck up
STOP ACCEPTING POSITION. BOOM DONE.

>>150276800
if youre not going for finishes or your strikes are doing nothing youre stalling and then get stood back up. if you keep doing it you get pointed. thats how it works in wrastling.

a game plan of stalling like this should get negatively docked so you actually have a championship fight and not a championship grapplerape with one guy doing his hardest to just not fight. if khamzat was that dominant why didnt he finish ddp because he couldnt he could only grapple stall like you have the dude in multiple crucifixes and you cant finish out of that position?

Highlight of the night was Tim Elliot heeming everyone's picks

The golden era of bahtfighting is on the horizon

fuck this, i'm going to goon to some JAV and go to sleep

>>150276792
I suppose, but one side is clearly much worse for the sport than the other.

Why did DDP just follow his sage advice?

>>150276901
this would have been funny if he didn't also heem my bets

crotch sniffer muslims

imagine the highlight reel from the main
KEK

>>150276862
the 13-5 bluetooth prospect

>>150276874
>dricus took 0 damage the whole fight.
This is just factually incorrect, his face was swollen like a grape fruit

>>150276882
>Soon Islam Makhachev will manhandle JDM and wins the WW belt
...

>>150276800
Pride had been the right idea, force fighters back on their feet if nothing is happening for x amount of minutes. playing top for 25minutes is boring and not competitive, if the Japanese understood this why can’t Dana?

Let's be 100% honest. He lost the fight here.

>getting subbed with a guilly in 2025
kwab

>>150276877
And yet DDP took zero damage.

You now remember Geoff Neal

>>150276800
20 second timer to advance positions/submit or it gets stood up
Rabbit punches aren't considered strikes

>>150276823
Exactly this.
>>150276828
I thought of headbutts when ddp was being raped tonight, yeah.

>>150276825
just subtract points if they do that. you should be advancing in combat. not 1, not 2, but 3 fucking 4 minute crucifixes is embarrassing as fuck for the sport

>captcha d4n0r

>>150276891
unfortunately khamzat is smarter then Belal and takes the fight to the ground every opportunity he gets. The weight cut would compromise him but he still gets it done
>t. qlder

>>150276899
Du piggy in a crucifix for 23 minutes lmaooooo!!! Keep coping pink boi

>>150276800
learn how to wrestle

>>150276921
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>150276800
Allow bottom position to use the cage for leverage all they want.

DDP won the story

>>150276548
Yeah why have a cage if you can't grab it?
But in this instance chimaev didn't really need the cage. Ddp just sucks

>>150276856
>knees to grounded opponents legal
Congrats, you just murdered DDP

>>150276917
Can’t wait for Arman to 50-43 terrified Topiglet

>>150276862
>le blue blood prince of boxing and wrestling man
back in the bin he goes

>>150276897
THIS.
if you're so fucking good just GET UP. why are you accepting getting fucked in the ass. get up

>>150276924
walked so aaron pico could run

>>150276857
conor vs khabib was arguably the most entertaining episode of ufc ever. everything from the build up, the press conferences, the interviews, and the match itself. all kino. wwe needs to copy that storyline

Why was Khamzat able to lock in the crucifix position so easily? He didn't apply that much pressure, DDP just kinda let it happen...

>>150276862
If you could remove the 10% of the time he makes awful mistakes he's literally Topuria.

>>150276910
it doesn't work

i told the people i was watching with guillotines don't work anymore then asa akira immediately taps

>>150276173
lookin kinda messican b whats her name

>>150276873
Kek
Imithe anois

>>150276930
>cant finish du piggy
>gets hit once and dropped
the guys shameful lmao has that big ass beard to hide the glass jaw

theres a reason nobody watches wrestling or jew jitsu
its fucking boring, we want heems

>>150276934
but did he write the book?

So glad I stuck to my guns and refused to even accept the possibility that Dricus wasn’t a bum
The eye test is real

>>150276915
You've clearly got no reference point for what damage in MMA looks like. DDP's face was what the average flyweight's face looks like after 3 rounds of boring pitter patter rounds.

>>150276939
At least it would be kino rather than a slopfest

>>150264319 (OP)
>fighters know the rules years in advance
>fans know the rules yeas in advance
>judges know the rules yeas in advance
>coaches know the rules yeas in advance
why is anyone complaining? You know the rules, if you lost, you need to go back and read the rules again and learn how to win, simple.

>>150276748
big ank unironically beats him very easily

>>150276928
DDP is an embarrassment, correct

>>150276899
why couldn't he get back up? was he outskilled or just weak? pick one

How anybody could prefer what we just saw to the shenanigans that go on in DDP’s fights is beyond me. We had a solid run of fun press conferences and fights with Dricus don’t let his reign be forgotten

>>150276954
Honestly this fight has made me appreciate fighters like DC so much more, actually made wrestling look kino

>>150276948
ddps grappling is ass! he got taken down by toilet till and and handled by brunson. i was honestly surprised he managed to make it to the decision while giving up so much control time and so many bad positions. de ridder, fluffy, caillou, all cook him

>>150276917
>*ducks arman*
Lmao this midget clown knows that he will get gapped by Arman

>>150276921
moron deserved to lose
fucking retard needs to realize he's not in rizin anymore
practice grappling you stupid fuck

>>150276948
Every time Du Piglet got taken down he locked his arms to prevent Khamzat from doing GnP so he was able to slip his Knee into Du Piggy's armpit and secure the crucifix. He did this 5 times KEEEEEEK

Niggas coping lmao in a real fight khamzat would just knee him in the head from crucifix

>>150276939
yeah wrestlers could use it too but most of the time they just end up crotch-sniffing while the defender’s stuck against the wall and they can’t even knee them the attacker

>>150276918
Dana has a grudge with Japan ever since he sent the Nyquilman Liddell over and he got beaten half to death by Rampage

>>150276948
He's never had to defensively grapple before. It's actually really hard to get caught in a crucifix. You have to be levels below your opponent.

i dont see how anyone could be satisfied with this main event
dricus dropped the ball hard but khamzat couldnt/didnt want to risk trying a finish

>>150276962
50-44, no knockdowns lol

>>150276975
unskilled retard actually. zero take down defense

business idea: you can only take the belt with a finish on the reigning champ
mw is lost but its not too late to save the others

>>150276959
that’s a man isn’t it?

uh oh driclets getting real cranky. It's time for your nappy

>>150276998
khamzat actually has a smart fight IQ unlike his smelly cousin belal

In all seriousness, he and his team knew what khamzat was gonna do, why did they not practice any form of decent takedown defence? Was pic related the only time and even then just a meme?

Let's see Khamzat do that to Gane

>>150276990
Allowing ddp to get up

>>150276748
Ank would destroy him. He couldn’t even finish ddp who showed he barely knows how to do shit on the ground. That’s what all the copers are ignoring, at least khabib and machachev finish their opponents after nut hugging, and stand with their opponent for a bit.

Dricus, you fought like an animal. Specifically a dormouse, or perhaps one of the lesser shrews

i thought dricus won the 5th

>>150276999
they didnt count the one punch knockdown in the 5th lol

>>150276984
Random assorted inbred pisslamists rooting for Armen because Ilia made bitchmade Pisslam ran away has got to be funniest thing ever.

>>150276891
let this one bite the dust too

G R O U N D C L O C K
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C L O C K
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>>150276748
LHW has some big hosses like Ank who would have a much better chance against Chimaev. The Jan that beat Izzy beats Chimaev too but he's too old now.

>>150277017
I'm as baffled as you are, dude.

This main event fucking sucked.
I hope Dana doesn't expect people to stop pirating this shit, because at least they're giving this piece of shit some atteha4dy
ntion.

>>150276939
>more urgency to avoid getting knee'd or being let up from not finishing
Good.

>>150276748
Ankalaev honestly probably heems him

>>150276984
brunei has a dope flag ngltbqh

>>150277025
Islam is a weight bully and had no business in LW

>>150277017
you can practice things only so many times, sometimes people are just that good

https://youtu.be/xaChWGzqKY4?t=714
they ddint listen

Dricus trained smiling not wrestling pls understand

why did dricus forget how to sprawl until the last 2 minutes of round 5? can anyone explain this phenomenon

>>150277036
The main card was good except for the acgual main event.

>>150277017
Dricus appearing to have terrible balance isn’t some optical illusion he really does
His strength and physicality kept him from being finished but khamzat is just so much faster and more agile than him

Khamsat beats pereira

>>150277016
i agree that you shouldnt try to match your opponents speciality for ego reasons like belel tried to do with jdm's striking like a total retard but to have quite literally 23/25 minutes of control time and not threaten a finish is very unfortunate

>>150277032
i love jan but even in his prime he’s a layup for chamiv, negative TDD and a small lhw he would get done exactly like dricus

>>150277045
Ilia will chase Pisslam to WW and bounce his head off canvas, This is day entire Pakistan and other assorted shitskins will weep.

>>150277052
He thought he could roid reverse any position just by turning his body.

Who can stop Khamzat

>>150276800
Un-ban elbows to the back of the head and wrestlefuck is OVER for ever. When a caucasus region TROGLODITE dives into your crotch just elbow the back of his head/neck. Make it legal again and it's over for them.
Also bring back knees and kicks to grounded opponents

>>150277069
Someone with decent striking who forces scrambles and can hang with him

>>150277060
belal couldn't take him down
scared of the knees and uppercuts then got judo'd and craig jonesd when he tried

>>150277069
A groundclock.

>>150276993
Khamzat is not really one of those grapplers that relies on the grounded opponent rule to stall a fight. Honestly the only wrestler that would get wrecked by that rule change is aljo. Maybe evloev.

>>150277017
People like khabib and khamzat simply break the game
Nobody wants to watch this shit
UFC will have the reputation of a gay niche sport if this keeps up in every division
Merab included
Nobody respects this shit

>>150277069
honestly can't think of anyone

>>150277077
J
D
M

>>150277017
People chalk it up to TDD but his complete inactivity from bottom was even more confusing

in a street fight, imagine if you are ddp with his skill set and physicality. and chimaev takes you down.
is there any possible thing you can do to make it not look like what happened in the main event today?

only rule is NO WEAPONS allowed

>>150277052
Most zat's takedowns looked pretty telegraphed for me I think ddp was shook

>>150277077
that was ddp though

>>150277064
WW is a weight class to far for Topuria, which is why Makhachev will accept the fight

Alright see you all in a fortnight I'll be around /ck/ /mu/ /pw/ and various sports generals I'd rather not snitch on

>>150276862
You now remember the guys on /heem/ insisting Bellator fighters could hang with UFC fighters

why was khabib never shat on for fighting like that

>>150277095
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THAT'S DEEP MIKE KHAMZAT IS TURNING RED

More like dpoopoo

>>150277101
finger up the ass, force water in the mouth. Dog fight stuff

>>150277111
Cause he actually did GnP

>>150277064
I think Ilia loses at WW, but wins at LW

Ground clock is our only potential saviour

>>150277092
nice cope buddeh. same thing was said literally 10 years ago about khabib and then the ufc just sold broadcasting & distribution rights for 2x what it sold for 5 years ago
a prevalent symptom of autism is not being able to understand that your personal perspective is not the global perspective. this is due to a lack of empathy
see you next card game breaker

>>150277069
fluffy

>>150277069
no one in that division, RDR has the physique but he is so clunky when he moves that there is no way Khamzat doesn't land

>>150277069
Anthony fucking hernandez

>>150277077
>>150277106
ddp but can defend takedowns or has a threat against takedowns
khamzat stood up for a moment with dricus in the 5th and got clocked

The fans are curious - who is next in line to be restrained by Khamzat for 25 minutes? The fans want to see the best guys in the world get held down

>>150277111
Khabib finished people.

>>150277111
its fun to watch when you actually maul your opponent and not just wrestlefuck them to a decision

>>150277069
imavov maybe

UFC but it's big titty pornstars wrestlefucking men

>>150277064
Yall niggas are literally the exact same people as dagestanis stop with ts

Is he the first Chechen champ

>>150277111
He never fought like that at the elite level once he actually refined his skills

>>150277111
wrestled like he was on crack and actually tried to hurt and finish his opponents

>>150277132
this is how I feel I'm seeing red at the prospect of another skin tight grappling baby punch holocaust

borralho gonna stop the kavkaz era

>>150277101
Headbutts, poking eyes, scratching, pulling, biting... kicking him in the head when he fails the first TD attempt and goes for it again while downed...

Fluffy will win.

>>150276492
It’s because no one except Muslims and bo nickal wants to wrestle. Everyone else would rather stand and kickbox because it’s easier, more showy/fun for the audience, and it works for almost everyone. That is, until they come across one of the dagestanis who realize this is a sport and you can just win by points and wrestle fucking a guy.

An old-school ground and pounder is our best hope against these inbred fucks. Someone who’s wrestling dominant but uses it to get into a position to deal damage and not just sit there for 5 rounds

*Wins the story*

>>150277069
Fluffy
>superior work rate to Khamzat; will never stop working on ground; has submission win over one of modern day BJJ GOATs in Vieira; strong mix of wrestling and grappling; gritty, tough, a dog; superior striker to Khamat
RDR
>big size advantage; BJJ may be good enough to thwart Khamzat's game, like Burns did; showed strong knees/clinch game against Whittaker, which could gas Chimaev
>might get goofily KO'd and might gas from Chimaev's first 2 rounds
Borralho
>unknown. weird fighter. supposed elite BJJ black belt. sniper on the feet. can maintain distance footwork. has a reliable jab. very capable of finishing people on the feet unlike anyone else

>>150277164
>>150277164
>>150277164

>>150277101
In the streets there isn't a cage so some of those takedowns would have him fall on his head on asphalt/pavement and crack his skull

>>150277124
Are u fucking retarded
Nate diaz and cuckbib were no name bums before mcgregor
Ppv sales or so down bad, we don't even get the numbers
Kill yourself midwit

Unironicallly ian garry would snuck a split from khamzat

>>150277111
he did, are you a nwefag?
And the funny thing is that he didn't actually fight like that for the title fights, I think he finished everyone as champion.

>>150277170
You’re mentally disabled if you think fluffy has better striking than Chimaev

>>150277111
because he was the first to do it and it was a new thing
he still got called a crotchsniffer a lot

>>150277170
DDP beats all of these guys kek

the enlightened answer is costa

>>150277124
They abandoned the PPV model altogether, genius

>>150276597
Isn’t he Christian? Why would he let a Muslim inbred use his coach?

based?

>>150277245
should have been multiple 10/8s

>>150276882
Watch JDM knock Islam tf out like his first loss

>>150276889
Imavov and RDR would be favorites

>>150276947
Its been a slow decline since

>>150276979
He called out Khamzats crucifix for improper technique, its DC and Khabib - nobody else knows what theyre doing, completely unserious sport

>>150277092
Khabib would have finished lightweight DDP within the first minute of the fight. DDP wouldnt have even climbed the lightweight division to begin with.

Khamzat lacks creativity and his gas tank is still terrible. I truly think hes in the sport bc he likes the mma gym life. Hes a "just wants to bang" with the guys type who happens to be talented enough to push a pro career.

>>150277680
hes the champion of the world rn retard

>>150277353
10-8s by way of rubbing his belly on DDP's back sweat and throwing strikes with less power than a female strawweight.

>>150276802
>South Africa won't take this lying down
Dricus lost the support of the majority of South Africans months ago after supporting Trump and embracing MAGA.