Thread 150265134

Mariners are losing again.

Is this /nu/ tho?

Jays

These games are boring. Get to the doyers already.

List of current baseball teams in alphabetical order:
Arizona Arries
Atlanta Atties
Baltimore Ballies
Boston Bossies
Chicago Chickies
Chicago Cagies
Cleveland Clevies
Colorado Collies
Detroit Detties
Houston Houssies
Kansas City Kannies
Los Angeles Lossies
Los Angeles Angies
Miami My'ies
Milwaukee Millies
Minnesota Minnies
New York Newies
New York Yorkies
Philadelphia [REDACTED]
San Diego Diggies
San Francisco Frankies
St. Louis Louies
Seattle Seatties
Tampa Bay Tammies
Texas Texies
Toronto Torries

>>150265168
Is he alright?

TURN ON THE LIGHTS. TURN THEM ON.

>>150265157
my yorkies :)

>>150265157
my grandpa is a ‘ggots fan

>>150265157
>Kansas City Kannies
Kane's

hol up hol up
okay now that Diaz is cold, playyyy ball

I predict both Cease and Snell will implode today and it will be a contest in which bullpen is more out for blood today

>>150265177
>Is he alright?
Is he safe? Is he alright?

WEAR THAT

the best baseball player walking the planet right now is actually myles straw

>>150265221
do the doyers have no depth? seems like the same lineup every night

EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150265157
Wait.... I missed one more team left.
Nah why bother? We forgot where did they relocated to.

>>150265254
thanks for letting me know my game is playing a minute and a half behind

Cease's best performing game this year was on Nikke night, so he needs a rally doro now more than ever

>>150265241
All it took was switching away from the torpedo bat

>>150265248
hard to rest players when a certain someone pays to hog the DH spot

>>150265284
pedo bros…

>>150265157
>Nuts 2, Feelies 0

It's just one game, in a season that was over not long after it started. But beating a 1st place team always feels good.

>>150265284
zoomers lost

Billy got his number retired here in Houston. He was the closer of most of the time growing up so it’s special to see.

>>150265288
if they didn't have Ohtani, Smith would be shifting to that spot since he's been a terrible defensive catcher and now they have their #1 catching prospect on the team

gg mets
>>150265276
That sucks

Zach Wheeler on the IL cause of blood clots, how we feeling Philthys?

METS WIN

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

Mets won a game

>>150264919
Padres have a 96 wRC+ against left-handers this season (13th in baseball). More importantly, they have no way to play Arraez, O'Hearn, and Sheets.
>>150265107
You're correct overall, but Arraez didn't get defensive; I have never seen a hitter constantly swing as far out of the zone as he does. He'll do that when he's ahead in the count lmfao

you just lost to the 2025 collapsin' mets

>>150265322
>they hung an asterisk
KWAB

meanwhile, on /heem/
>>150265261

>>150265427
>KWAB
SNEED

>>150265258
I immediately knew it was the pirates. most forgettable team ever. Reds a close 2nd.

>>150265427
Biggio wasn't involved in the 2017 team, seethe harder paco

>>150265476
>pedobox

>>150265329
When he was on the Angels it bothered me that he was hogging the DH spot everyday. It feels like Trout could have really used that spot to get some days off from playing in Center and taxing his aging body so much

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!

>>150265433
Let's give Cubspie a chance!

>>150265498
>he doesn't have sounds

It's Baseball Night in America on FOX

>>150265541
Fried on the bump!

Can someone shop a baseball hat on this girl?

>>150265541
>FOX bought a tloses game
For what purpose?

When I was a child my uncle told me, "If you'd have sex with a woman's ass then you'd have sex with a man's ass."

>>150265531
>using a pedophile honeypot
kys

>>150265322
This has to be the second time the 13 gets retired since Dave Concepcion of the Reds. Some teams believe that number is very superstitious and don't want it to retire it. I mean look at A-Rod. He wore it for the Yanks and got into bad moments through his career.

>>150265587
If it's round enough then why not

>>150265587
He couldn't be more correct. That's why I married a transgender, pussy, ass, tits, and dick! Go Mets!

>>150265607
Those teams are fucking gay. Having an all male orgy and getting railed by 8 dudes in a row would be less gay. Superstitions aren't real. Grow the fuck up and be an adult.

>>150265579
It's yankees cardinals for me

>>150265607
Gayrod was based tho.

>>150265714
>padres made a tranny hat
LMAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO CHICANOBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US IN OUR LEFTIST SHITHOLE OF CALIFORNIA

Rapefael Devers

>have le epic tradcath name
>be part of globohomo tranny agenda

>>150265692
Probably is for the entire country outside of michigan and minnesota

>>150265734
It's neon you degenerate.

>>150265587
Says the man from Hershey, Pennsylvania

Yankees legend Sonny Gray

>>150265767
holy cope
it's a leftist state and canonically a pro-tranny team

you now remember Odrisamer Despaigne
https://youtu.be/74qdz5Rhae0
https://youtu.be/p434kJdZzKo

>>150265157
this is /mlb/

Schizotypal sees transgenders in everything he sees; it happens when you goon to futa regularly.

>>150265692
>>150265752

>>150265358
Sad. Thought his slump was just fatigue. Hopefully he comes back but who knows how serious.

we respect trans rights here in california chud
we're a proud latinx state

Let's. Go. Brewers.

Transgenders live rent-free in the schizotypal’s deranged mind.

Transgenders MINDFUCKED schizotypal

For me it’s the future wildcard winners, the Cincinnati Redlegs, embarrassing the Brewers tonight

>>150265574
Any specific team?

>>150265888
>>150265905
holy transphobic chicano cope

>>150265909
the MLB logo (she’s just a big fan of the game)

RBI DOUBLE
JUDGEY

>>150265934
I am nether of those things thankfully.

Schizotypal can stop responding, similar to a janitor who does it for free.

all fans of west coast/southwest teams, the mets or the cubs are chicanos until proven otherwise.

Guys, football is on. And it’s the rams vs chargers.

>>150265714
t-thanks

THE MARTIAN RIBBY

the brewers are

mindbroken

>>150265938
If you're a fan of MLB you can't be a fan of baseball

No one cares, sanjay

>>150266020
wait until you search chikaner and poodrepaco

>>150265909
give her an umpie hat!

Schizotypal is going off-site now. He's obsessed.

>he's a brown tradcath living in a tranny state
kek

just woke up!

Dont worry if the mariners lose because the jays still won

Schizotypal is having delusions of grandeur. It happens when you do it for free for too long.

when does Jen Pawol ump again?

we're part of something special, guys

>>150266129
tonight in my dreams

you know what else is special?
the blue jays will exit in the first round soon

ozuna from da braves getting a little comeuppance in cleveland

KEK

>>150266139
>women’s soccer first city
Yup, now come swim with the sharks buddy.

kek holy shit the chicano spics in california are DEEPLY insecure about their cucked leftist tranny state

the chikaner is sperging again. someone needs to feed him his daily dose of anime and kpop

Nobody asked, sanjay

oh no no no

>>150266139
2021 vibes, but the team isn't homerun or bust and they can field

I didn't realize that Fried was still sub 3.50

2.94

>>150266173
Mets sign a 30 year old DH for 700+ Million.

Alejandro pls

>trade the whole farm for O'hearn and Lauraeno
>Bench O'hearn because muh lefty and lefty match up

Shildt, you dumbass. Why bench this nigga.

uh oh stinkees

cleveland more like faggotland

>>150266199
good luck in your wildcard race against Cleveland and Kansas City, lol

>>150265358
Damn that's scary. Glad they caught it before it got more serious

>>150266343
LMAO

>>150266311
you don't want your pitcher stuck in a jam if his splits are too big, or maybe he just needs the rest!

>>150266351
Hang the banners!
All this to get swept in the ALDS by the BoSox.

>>150266173
Is it true tho ?
It does looks like he is 30

Fried em

KEK why does it show jeets in southern california?

kek that doyermutt

baseball

now's the reds time

>>150266449
those are turks. turks are the roaches

Stros up

Hahaha all you fucking retarded incels thought the yankees season was over well now we're taking over. You've all been warned on FOX tonight.

>>150266502
there's turks in socal?

>>150266472
Old school
Hollywood
Baseball

>>150266410
Cute

>>150266472
settle down there fella

nice uniforms

>>150266419
if you think he looks 30, I look 21 but I'm actually 35

i understand your cognitive dissonance, as you're a right wing racist on a white supremacist right wing website yet you stand under ownerhsip and control of a leftist globohomo pro-tranny state

>>150266508
more like tanking over kek

#500 for Grish

Brew Crew legend.

>>150266570
>spic shilling for spic player
every time
you'll always be brown

>>150266570
They always do this to give the flyovers hope, last year it was Bobby Shitt Jr

>>150266599
I can't hear you ese, our 28th ring in 2025 is too loud

>Mariners lost
ngl the Mets needed that more, so the overall happiness in the world goes up

sit the FUCK lower midget

>>150266627
Go back to Europe

>>150266599
Judgey’s parents are white

>>150266508
Record against teams over .500?

>>150266642
Judge was born in Sacramento, California,[5] and he was adopted the day after he was born by Patty and Wayne Judge, who both worked as teachers in Linden, California.[6] He has an older brother, John, who was also adopted.[7] Judge is biracial.

>>150266652
The best before Boone fucked it up. He got a good spanking and they’ll be back there in no time!

>>150266642
aint no way that dudes semen was involved
mum mustve cucked dad at some point

>>150266674
adopted
he's part black or part spic (spics are all part black so same thing)

>>150266665
>believeing Wikipedia
Ngmi, anyone can edit Wikipedia articles.

brewers brewin

>>150266674
>>150266682
His mom original mom was a BBC exclusive QoS

>>150266693
Alcohol is bad for you

>they can't cope with judge being world series mvp this year so they attack his parents

stay beta

>>150266715
Stroking my tiny jeet cock to that

birthrates

>>150266746
oh hey, my filter worked :)

‘Toids dying out

>>150266758
good stuff, my friend

>>150266746
Yes. Sanjay can’t have sex

>>150266718
You could playfully twist the response back with something like:

"True, but the Brewers are brewing up wins, not hangovers."

Or you could keep it light and humorous with:

"Only if you're drinking *after* the game. But hey, the Brewers are still winning, so it's worth celebrating!"

Both keep the focus on the good news while acknowledging the comment in a cheeky way.

>>150266732
you really need to shut the fuck up bud

why is someone from the most unatheletic race in history spamming on the sports board kek?

T01DS dying out

>>150266798
>implying our pen isn't gonna make you all do the same

Bow down to Bednar

>>150266778
holy gotten to lol
>toids

>>150266777
Based landchad killing rentoids

>>150266815
>slices your nutsack off

>>150266778
based
>>150266777
cringe

$eething T1mmy k3k

tT0ids are definitely dying out

Why does chikaner post here of all generals

>>150266842
ironic :^)

>>150266845
psychogang got to him

>>150266845
He's mindbroken by B1rthr8s

grim thread lads

>>150266845
jannies are terrified of /mlb/

Chikaner/Jeetkaner going after whites now

fire baboone
fire matt blake
give cashGOD a raise

>>150266845
because its close enough to cricket(he's a stinky smelly jeet kek) but has latinx who he is obsessed with

>>150266845
jeetposter owns his ass and keeps him around as a mental slave

i miss the cubs spam

FAGGets kek!

>>150266845
Someone told him that latinxs like Baseball, also there's no big soccer thing going on

Babooney fire him.

>>150266907
green gay poster won :(

reds...

>>150266845
this is the most mexican general out of the four american sports generals

Bababooey bababooey Howard Stern is the kind of all media bababooey

>>150266907
>>150266929

>>150266937
that's only because the raiders and cowboys aren't any good

Watching MLB big inning right now

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150265221
>cumfarto

>>150266907
Give it up for dem cubbies!

>>150266941
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKIS

UH OH STINKEES

JUDGED

REDS

MVP
MVP
MVP

>>150266995
doyers be thriving while toyds barely surviving kek

>>150267000
Dat lady has a peckah

THEY ACTUALLY THINK A FAT FUCK FLYOVER CATCHER IS AL MVP TOP FUCKING KEK

Hololive Justice is having their first 3D collab. Baseball can wait.

>>150267005
>>150267008
still losing the game last I checked

dodgers already won

>>150266957
Niners and rams

IM THE KING OF NY
HELLO

>>150267041
My muddah yoose ta say CHIPPA lamahs comin ova go play with ya toys but not the ones in mommys closet

>there are only 5 hitters batting over .500
>there is only one over 1.000 OPS
>they are all in the AL
grim

>>150265157
those aren't in alphabetical order

wish the yankees were cursed

>>150267079
>over .500
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

>>150267050
Flyovers always choke

You thought our season was over. Cope and seethe

BASED KEK

>>150267135
Look at the cunt in the light blue behind home plate. LIKE OMG THE CARDINALS SCORED 4 TOUCHDOWNS HASHTAG FOOTBASELIFE

>>150267099
Are you sure they aren't?

>>150267079
you mean the better league? how is that surprising?

>>150267167
curses are for bawstun betas and flyovers

>>150267132
>flyovers
subtle

>>150267099
your wish is my reality

>>150267159
WHO

>>150267167
>series wins
>since 2011
28 CONFIRMED

>>150267167
KEKINI

Stankee namefag is the worst kind of poster since the AI slopper one. Jesus christ.

>>150267159
Now these bugs I don’t mind seeing!

>>150267159
surgical

>>150267202
Sorry

>>150267159
too fat

go volpe!

>>150267202
it's the chikaner, my friend

>>150267202
please forgive me...

20/20 WATCH

JAZZ:

19 SB
21 HR

>>150267202
give him another chance

>>150267229
why doesn't ohtani steal bases anymore? like was he just trying to hit the over or something that season?

>>150267202
Honestly that's my bad

Mets won

LGM

>>150267202
Give him another chance for pity's sake

@housbro....do you have the RISP image ready?

>>150267202
i'm sorry...

Mo is in the house!

Mo is in the house!

oh look it's the unanimous hall of pedophiles

Is Recker a Chicano?

>congalinestros
keep it movin

What about Recker has men calling out his name?

>>150267263
twas unneeded (yet)

>>150267305
Watching CSPAN?

pooston, why are you booing the midget?

>>150267305
Thumbin the family album again eh lad?

>>150267339
Boston isn't playing right now

HP Ump Vic Carapazza is atrocious

>>150267339
He seems to hit better that way

>>150267339
Cubs won that game

>>150267362
The Cards are letting him know too.

Who is the current "Potential Man" of MLB?
Roki Sasaki, or Riley Greene?

>>150267332
you were saying?

Cleveland sucks at everything

>RISPstros
>YainerDP
a classic we all know and love

>>150267359
the yankees are (and they're losing lol)

>>150267390
What is a storyteller without foreshadowing?

>>150267359
Lowest IQ baseball person
They played the Marlins a few hours ago

red strikin out everyone

>>150267389
Arjun Nimala

>>150267392
these indians no longer exist, the white man eliminated them

>>150267389
Ryback

>>150267499
>literally

Right now.

Sonny Gray got better with the Reds and he did bretty gud last year.

>>150267462
He's gotta make it to MLB to be even considered

>>150267236
He has 17 steals. Also he's pitching again, so he doesn't want to injure himself. That's why he went all out last season.

Damn bros, Caballero has that Jeter speed. You know he's gonna score on any lightly tapped ball to the outfield from second.

>>150267578
>he's pitching again
not much more :^)

>>150267584
He's no Volpe.

Sonny Gray tonight

RICED

LOLOLOLOLOL

>TARDINALS

Just give us the trophy. It's over.

PATKEES 3-RUN BOMB
PATKEES 3-RUN BOMB
PATKEES 3-RUN BOMB
PATKEES 3-RUN BOMB
RICED
RICED
RICED
RICED
RICED

riceian gigaBOMB

riceroni

sneks

What is He without femmy azz?

fucking hell

poodge

Why do other teams bother pitching to the yankees? Do you like hurting your neck turning around and watching homers?

>the 2 games over .500 yankees are celebrating beating the .500 cardinals
huh

>>150267681
27

that's right

>>150267655
>What is He without femmy azz?
What?

>>150267681
Holy seethe
It's called the pennant race.

>>150267681
28 before the eventual heat death of the universe.

>>150267714
the cards don't play in the same league as the yanks, it's an irrelevant game for the pennant

what ever happened to this little faggot?

>>150267720
According to Grok, we won in 2011 sweaty. 29 this decade.

HOLY SHIT THE JANKEES ARE NEXT LEVEL

resd about to blow it

Today I will remind them

>>150267167

>>150267681
>>150267714
>>150267720
They so mad. A FOX audience is showing the country how much they fucked up by saying our season was over

why even bother finishing this, everyone knows the brewers win

Who is this santillan guy? Does he only throw meme slurveballs?

>>150267743
Now post his shoestring catch double play.

Yankees just haven't played bad D like that in a while.

If my Braves somehow found a way to rise from the dead and make the playoffs it would be the craziest comeback of all time

manfred needs to do something about this blatant cheating by the brewers

kwab

wew

yelich got absolutely FOOLED!

>>150267781
those bluetooth cock rings aint cheap

>>150267797
What game are you watching?

>>150267737
MLB realized he wasn’t drawing enough dimes

>>150267655
The prophazzy full filled....

>>150267817
yelich whiffed twice

>>150267770
*sigh* *deletes*

>>150267806
>throw nothing but dogshit for 12 pitches and then throw a fastball
kind of based strategy ngl

stinkees lol

dodgers

>>150267817
Reds and Brewers mainly, but switching over to the jankees during commercial

imagine testing hayes

kek resd announcer going nuts

BREWS LOSE

>>150265358
I said yesterday "I would give anything for Duran to come back unhurt" and this is what I fucking get

>>150267817
brewers getting brewed

man these reds are good kek

did the brewers turn off the sign stealing cameras?

>Max Fried has a 6.00 ERA in his last 7 starts (2-5, 36.0 IP)
Dude went from Ace to Innings Eater after July started

>>150267905
rent free

>>150265358
>10 days
stop being gay bro

>>150267910
Yankees have learned about the infamous Fried Blisters that we would see just about every year in Atlanta

no fucking way. twinkies are up.

>>150267920
Bill BuckBreaker

>>150267931
awoooga

>>150267910
Talk about his first 17 starts and overall ERA. >foreign flag can't into sample sizes

>>150267920
how about errors? did he ever commit 2 in a single game?

I think the DOYERS should stop getting injured!

>>150267955
Fuck Yeah

>>150267986
I wanna have sex with you

>twins starting Outman
>.098 AVG
:(. I'm really hoping he finds his stuff out there.

almost time for the doyerpacos to get bootyblasted

Sneks

great throw

>matt olson with the autism cleats
i feel seen

>>150268041
sex with Fuwawa

>>150267910
He's just getting his 2025 world series ring finger fixed

>>150267252
Moo Deng!

it's happening again

This will be no problem for >my crew

I'm eating a wrap. AMA.

>>150268123
wrap those lips around my

>>150267779
man, where the hell was this version of harris in the first half?

awful fastball placement

BROORS ARE CHEATING AGAIN

>>150268051
thanks

Reds really trying their best to lose it

holy hell reds

>>150268123
How do you wrap it? I always invent some new retarded method everytime I make one and it always sucks

Sewers activated their cock rings

>>150268066
https://youtu.be/u6JTnJZgwtQ?si=Y4LMmGuoYufnH5cb&t=31

reds under pressure

>>150268066
>ReClit
what did he mean by this?

Michael Harris randomly becoming the best player in baseball in the 2nd half as usual

any rules against bringing a pitcher back into the game?

>>150268158
>BREWERS CAN TELL WHEN A PITCH IS OUTSIDE, BAN THISTEAM NOW

>>150268186
several, but give it a few years and they'll make a new Ohtani exemption

>>150268186
You can only do that in Spring Training

can you imagine if trevino had made that catch?

>>150268209
may I ask why its illegal in reg season?

>>150268198
.549 ops though

>>150268201
>the year is 2030
>ohtani pitches as an opener and a closer

>>150268231
I can. What now?

>>150268238
Yes you may

>Wheeler placed on the IL the day prior to Nola returning
Fucking called it, and the best part is the Phillies fucked Wheeler hard when they damn well knew he was hurt since the ASB.

KEK RESD

Erase his first half and he's a Golden Glover again.

>>150268259
well now you can imagine that the reds would have just one the game

sex with kirsten

passionate hand holding with kirsten

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

shitskinnatti KEK

>>150268263
thanks :)
why is it illegal in reg season?

RESD

TUVE BOMB

reds why

Vintage Reds play

the reds

LMAO

>>150268283
because it just is, ok?

SMELLY DE LA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No man or team has had a greater comeback than Anthony Volpe.

CEASE I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN

really wanted this reds brewers game to end before dodgers padres, now we're looking at an extra-innings manfred slopper, oh well

>>150268316
I tried this and it really freed up my bowels

Volpe>Jeter

>>150268231
Ah, I see Trevino is still shitting the bed defensively.

>>150268231
they would’ve won the game

>11 LOB
>0 for opponent
>tied

doesn't matter, now we'll just get a more epic victory via the walkoff
let's put an end to the poostews hopes and dreams for good redsies!

>>150268264
But yeah, hope that Andrew Painter guy pitches in September, would be a shame if they saved that second of coming Cy Young arm until after the team blew it up and went on a fire sale!

>Reds broadcast dooming
KEK holy fuck have some hope bro

>>150268316
LAWD HAVE MERCY

>>150268367
I had to double check it wasn't a national broadcast or something. Why is this guy so negative in a tie game lmao

>>150265358
Philthies knew this for weeks and waited until home run derby pitcher Nola to come back roflmao.

>>150268367
dooming is fun though, i love that shit lol

casey mize kinda sucks but he’s kinda good for a 3rd or 4th starter

the jays are so good it's actually scary

volpee

>>150268283
permanent substitution makes more sense in slow-paced sports

kwab

this pitchers name is urine?

>>150268238
The real reason is that once a player is removed from the field, they lose their eligibility. You can, for example, remove a pitcher, put them in first base, and have them return to pitch later. But, putting an ineligible player in from outside the field would result in their team being disqualified.

>>150268445
poo poo pee pee

>>150268445
It means "showered with good luck" in his culture

Aww it's starting now? Wanted to take a nap b4 the game. Oh well. GO CHADRES!

>>150268460
used to be the rule until 2023 Ohtani rule came into play, and now you can swap out the pitcher willy nilly

>>150268443
>smelly de la poo
he and o'squeal poos should take a shit together sometime

>>150268432
Casey saw this and pillaged the side just for you :)

>>150268474
you should've jerked off if you wanted to sleep, it makes it easier

ITFDB

>>150268443
Guy was likely safe even without the shit throw

tigers are so good they’re on broadcast television now. it’s been written that they will represent the AL in the eries

Where has this hitting been?

>>150268474
Hey babe. I just got done telling everyone in the rams chargers game thread about our bbq cookout. Hey! The Chargers just got a TD!

A BASES CLEARING DOUBLE FOR THE PREMIER CATCHER OF THE 2026 NY YANKEES BEN RICE

Luis Arraez, baseball terrorist, is at the plate

big ben rice
big dawgs gotta EAT

>>150268500
>using someone's twitter post to act like you're at the game
grim

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

EL NINO CACA KEK

>tatis
GONE GOT EM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DUGOUT

>>150268482
The Ohtani rule is just done so he can go from pitcher to DH due to his special registration as a 2-way player. No other player can do it (Royals tried with Lorenzen and got shut down quickly).

WILLIE

fraley didn't fucking swing wtf

>>150268530
>>150268532
Ben Rice is my favorite Dominican baseball player.

>el niño caca
KEK

That was not a swing

What are the rules of /mlb/?

>>150268525
You really think we can afford so many guests?! Slow it down.
>tatis

>>150268580
no chikaner

UMPKINO IN CINCY EVERYBODY TUNE IN

someone is going to get hit by a pitch

Does Snell have fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>150268576
problem? too bad you can't challenge lmao. UMPS RULE

rice rice owns you

snell not looking good

>>150268624
I hope it's me

>>150268580
1. Don't post about other baseball leagues
2. Be cordial
3. Sexually harass moco-chan as much as possible

way to battle, kid

DA NEXT VOLPE

We're rooting for the Brewers right?

>>150268668
We talk about MILB here

>>150268711
would never root for the Midwit

I always feel like the Padres only beat the Dodgers when they get the most ridiculous hits

>>150268713
MiLB has direct correlation and effect on MLB

>>150268711
absolutely not

west michigan whitecaps rule, lansing lugnuts drool!

>>150268640
He's a twitch streamer, he plays video games all night, just like me.

i'd love some cotton candy right now

I'd love some Cracker Jack right now

>>150268755
that stuff will rot your teeth

>>150268747
what games does /mlb/ play?
prob valorant lol

>>150268668
We love NPB here

>>150268668
We can talk about Trevor Bauer performance in other leagues. They're exceptions.

>>150268711
yes, free burgers if they win 13

>>150268775
PFMA, check it out some time

>>150268777
No we don't. Fuck your trips
I hate you

>>150268775
this guy plays Balatro>>150268231

>>150268668
sex with fuwawa while mococo watches

>machimpo
GONE GOT EM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DUGOUT

KEK MACHIMPO

>>150268668
4. Never post in a Muncythread; just wait for another nu

Spaghetti

>tardinals

and you thought the yankees pitching had problems

>picked off twice in one inning
holy fucking grim, you just handed that shit to snell KEK

jesus christ reds

did you guys wear cups (non catchers) when you played league or hs ball? i dont know any position players that did but theres been an old meme about cups and baseball

kek machimpo

>>150268805
fuwawa paizuri

>>150268792
We always did

>>150268773
not after your sister is done licking the sugar off my teeth

/nu/

>>150268829
>>150268829
>>150268829

/nu/

/nu/

>>150268779
>>150268779
>>150268779

big willie picking off 2

Oh wow, Manny was safe. Why no challenge, sleepy Shildt?!

>>150268775
cribbage

>Reds
That's an embarassing way to injury yourself AND lose the game at the same time

>>150268803
good game, prob 5th in the best roguelikes of all tine

>Double steal with Arraez and Machado
I hate Shildt so much

>>150268805
>while mococo watches
preferably while handcuffed in a gerbil cage with a painfully large dildo up her ass

jesus christ reds. jesus christ.

>>150268792
Man, all the closest George Webb's to me shut down... I wish Culver's was doing something too, because they're everywhere now.

>intentionally walk into vaughn
big brain baseball

>>150268838
kys

>>150268837
based

Conforto