Thread 150276983

At least for 5-rounders

>>150276983 (OP)
No. Just a ground clock

>>150276983 (OP)
Dana knows this and it will be a mandatory slapfight round

>>150276983 (OP)
“DEI for pink du piglet” keep coping

Are we pretending Khamzat doesn't have an 80% finish rate now?

>>150276983 (OP)
look at these weak men begging for a spectacle to feed their power fantasies, and how much angry it makes them to see real power
face it, wrestlers are the strongest men on earth

strikingfags on suicide watch

>>150277067
>>150277103
Rolling on the ground the entire time isn't MMA and it would also get you killed in a street fight. And it definitely isn't entertaining. You can always watch wrestling.

>>150277127
You can always watch kickboxing

>>150276983 (OP)
NEW UFC META EVERYONE!!!!
>ONLY TRAIN WRESTLING
>THROW OPPONENT ON THE GROUND
>PIN HIM WITHOUT PUNCHING OR TRYING ANY SUBMISSIONS
>GET STOOD BACK UP AFTER 1:30 BY THE REFEREE
>REPEAT FOR 5 ROUNDS
GOD I LOVE THE UFC

>>150276983 (OP)
>PLEASE LET ME STAND UP, I CAN'T WIN THIS WAY!!!!

-Ban takedowns in the first minute of each round (you can go to the ground off a knockdown, just not a takedown)
-1 minute shot clock when grappling, after which fighters are seperated unless there is an active submission or potentially fight ending barrage

>>150276983 (OP)
Time for your nappy little boy

>>150277127
Lmao actually laying in a crucifix for 23 minutes would get you killed

>>150277173
how? DDP is still alive with literally zero marks on his face. if the fight had unlimited time, they would literally die of exhaustion before a KO or submission would happen

>>150276983 (OP)
>Mandatory stand-up round needed or UFC will become unwatchable
LEARN ABOUT THE SPORT, DUMMY.
It's only "unwatchable" if you don't know what you're watching.

If you'd prefer tennis have no slices and drop shots and only have overhead smashes, then you simply don't understand tennis.

>>150277135
I want to watch MMA and loved the UFC until recently, though
>>150277137
>please let me hold my opponent for five rounds and tickle him
Even the hypocrite Joe Rogan says that he wants MMA to be as close to real life as possible. In any real-life scenario this shit would turn into both guys gouging each other's eyes out or friends jumping in and beating the shit out of the gay wrestler

>>150277169
>cuckold flag
>cuckold

>>150277173
I sure would prefer someone hugging me instead of knocking me out with precision. But you are retarded so logic can't be expected from you

>>150277204
>It's only "unwatchable" if you don't know what you're watching.
Oh we all know exactly what we were watching, wannabe Toe Rogain

>>150277204
you are a literal mouthbreathing knuckle-dragging retard if you think pinning your opponent on the ground without trying anything more for 25 minutes is fun
A literal, mouthbreathing, knuckle-dragging retard
kill yourself, thanks

>>150277127
not being able to defend a takedown would get you killed in a street fight

>>150277195
>how
pls google Gary Goodridge crucifix on Paul Herrera
20 seconds of that could easily kill you

>>150277173
>>150277224
Gouge eyes into brains, fish hooks, etc.
But you guys are pink piggy low IQ copers so you just keep whining and oinking

>>150277275
>look up this thing that happened 26 years ago that wasnt even close to what happened during the fight that we are talking about
halo saar

>>150277195
>>150277293
This whoops You’d myself

>>150277224
>Joe Rogan says that he wants MMA to be as close to real life as possible
then remove the gloves and wraps and watch striking wither even more

>>150277224
>Oh we all know exactly what we were watching
Sure you do; well, of course you do.

>>150277301
how stupid are you? you asked how a crucifix could kill you and now you know. If you don't, get an adult to explain it to you, clearly and slowly.

you didn't ask about a specific situation, you asked about a hold.

>>150277135
you can always watch gay porno

>>150277382
you, sir, are a fucking retarded gorilla nigger
that's alright though. i forgive you

UFC was taken over and is now used as a psyop to turn young men onto crotchsniffing and eventually gay sex. i could tell you who is behind this but i would get charged with a hate crime.

>>150277135
I don't know why idiots think this is some epic comeback. You all say this. Literally put your post into the archive. But anyone with a brain would be able to tell you that the issue isn't wrestling. It's "wrestling". A kind of wrestling that is specific to the UFC. All they have to do is make the fighters reset, same as actual wrestling

>>150276983 (OP)
This faggot company favors wrestlers so fucking much it's insane. If Takedown defenses (yes, I'm aware DDP didn't get any, I am speaking in general here) don't mean shit towards winning the fight, then ground control without significant damage is worthless. Hugging is avoiding a fight.

>>150277135
You can always watch greco roman wrestling competitions. You can always watch gay porn. Fucking retard.

>>150276983 (OP)
No just pride rules+headbutts+you can hit behind the head when a wrestler grabs your waist/leg

>>150276983 (OP)
Don’t care
We hit kids

>>150277433
Cope. Before when American wrestlers were doing this to jap and Brazilian fighters it was get gud fag

Churkas are just you but stronger

>>150277674
if you like gay sex thats ok just dont force it on me

>>150277004
This.
>Clock resets if you lose top position
>Clock freezes if you have a solid submission setup

>>150277103
>Real power
>As long as it is in 5 minute bursts
>For 3-5 rounds
>No soccer kicks please
lol, lmao even

>>150277136
>AFTER 1:30
Imagine if it was consistent in rules like this instead of:
>Some refs stand up or break up quickly after no work because 'the card is supposed to be a banger'
>Other fighters never get stood up because the UFC definitely isn't being paid by the Saudi's to push them

>>150276983 (OP)
These bums that can't box and can't wrestle should go to slap fight.

>>150277224
>In any real-life scenario this shit would turn into both guys gouging each other's eyes out
This is what khamzat did the moment he lost top position in the final round lol. DDP was just standing over him and talking to him, so khamzat tied to poke his eyes.

>>150277869
>the UFC definitely isn't being paid by the Saudi's to push them
are you suggesting Dana White is the type to do that?!??

>>150277674
Whites are sore losers who lost most of their wars against Islamic nations. Even now it's pretty clear who is taking over what in which cities.

Pay no mind to them, soon we don't have to hear about it.

some of you don't seem to understand what it means to be on top in hand to hand combat
all the rules that prevent the stuff you want like
>just let them use knees! just let them bite and gouge eyes and kick groins!
are actually protecting the guy on bottom position
your favorite fighter, the striker, would still get taken down, but he would also literally killed afterwards and the sport would be banned again

>>150278073
I'm afraid BDS piggies are all fat retards with zero actual fight experience....

>>150278073
this.
in a "street fight" no holds barred ddp would be fucking deceased. khamzat would have fucking killed him. slammed his head onto concrete and gouged his eyes and repeated shots to the back of the head against concrete would fucking kill him. knee to skull if he tried to get back up

actual coping retards

>>150278694
You're an actual fucking retard. You and that other fucking inbred. Cumshot was H U G G I N G him. When you actually try to fucking fight on top you open yourself up for position changes you fucking retard. This faggot held on for dear life, kill yourself stupid fuck.

>>150278694

you can get his cock a little bit further down your throat if you relax more

>>150277004
>Just a ground clock

Year 1: 60 seconds.
Year 2: 30 seconds
Year 3: 5 seconds
Year 4: Ground banned.

>>150277127
>it would also get you killed in a street fight.

By who, the fuck who can't get up or do shit for 25 minutes?

If we're including theoretical buddies why not include a theoretical knife or buddy with a gun?

>>150277127
>>150277004
maybe allow eye poking and biting after 30 seconds on the ground?

>>150277224
>In any real-life scenario this shit would turn into both guys gouging each other's eyes out or friends jumping in and beating the shit out of the gay wrestler

All your striking means jack shit if I can just shoot you. Very realistic.