Thread 150281818

ragdolled edition

Shoutout to my boys at the IDF, keep up the good work

i just wanted to ask
how does ddp realistically get back from this? the realization that you can never get the belt back

>went from having O’Malley, DDP, and Alex as champs to now Merab, Khamzat and Ank
how anyone could prefer the current lineup to the former is beyond me

>>150281842
Get out of my country

>>150281859
The mental perspective shifts to getting a rematch and “fixing the holes” for next time so you can win the belt back. When you’re at the top of the sport and get dominated like that you mind HAS to shift to the idea that if you can do X or Y next time you’ll win. The hard part is getting back to a title shot after a performance like that because now he has to put together a solid three wins. If you want what truly accepting you’re never getting the belt back looks like, look at Sean O’Malley after the second Merab fight

Haha what the h*ck? Theyre nerds but they fight too? This is insane!

>>150281947
What the hell

Why do genetical weakling sissies like Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Arabs and other assorted brown mudslime animals take pride in victory of Caucasians? You do realize you're considered as less than animal in this region.

it's undeniable that this is exactly what khamzat was preparing for with all the cardio focus.
he never had any intention of giving the fans a real fight. he knew all along their smiles were misplaced.

>>150281970
Allah does not see color I fear

>>150281970
Its important to remind yourself before you analyse the actions of a muslim, they have a really really low IQ

>>150281859
He doesn't. DDPussy gets ragdolled by RDR and Fluffy next. And we're all the better from it.

>>150281987
Are you saying he deceived all of us and robbed us of a good main event just so he could get.....the belt?

>>150281859
Very easily with a quick turnaround, having taken 0 damage. Khamzat aint fighting for another year, he could easily fight Costa for a tune up and then Imavov to be back at the belt

>>150281989
Any Caucasian woman or man would beat the living shit out of limp-wristed Arab/Paki subhuman if they dare to even look the wrong way. Mountain tribal rules > Islamic rules.

BRAZZA I HUMP WRESTLE EVERYBODY

khamzat chimaev is the new middleweight champion, what does that mean for the division?

How many rounds would Khamzat last in a boxing match with Jake?

>>150282007
well, it turns out the truth was in plain sight all along, when he said he just wants money.

>>150282038
69

>>150281859
Actually sprawl on takedowns. He sprawled once and defended the takedown.

>>150282011
My estimated timeline is:

>2025: spends the rest of the year celebrating
>early 2026: half the year is written off for ramadam
>mid 2026: booked in for some arab event, but pulls out due to a fake injury because the weight cut wasn't going well
>late 2026: booked in for a real fight but gets an actual injury
>2027: half the year is skipped for muslim reasons
>mid 2027 we finally get a title defense against a short notice striking heavy opponent in saudi arabia where a series of things go wrong with the weigh in and opponents hotel so theyre compromised

Paddy's third best win is set to fight Salt Papi in a boxing match.

somebody post the image where a paki dreams about caucas women, where people from that area tells him to fuck off

DDP won

Poor poor Dirty Diaper Piggy.....his bacon bussy will never close again i fear....TOTAL PROLAPSE I'm afraid

Khamzat should be cut

>>150282085
Cumsplat is done

>>150282105
Please leave europe for fuck sake, its unironically heart breaking seeing all you dirty muslims posting from various great flags

>>150282123
It's just spammy on a vpn

>>150282084
Here you go

Have sex brather.

>>150281928
>he has to put together a solid three wins.
ahahha

Dricus did more impactful damage on the feet than anything Khamzat did on the ground. He won the story

all along, khamzat knew the truth.
he knew it would be boos and not cheers. sighs and not gasps. disappointment and not awe.
khamzat betrayed (you).

As a brown man living in France I am glad Khamzat won

>>150281987
>get told by the entire MMA world that he's a cardiolet and will get taken to the deep waters
>prepare and gameplan for that
what a piece of shit
He denied the fans the chance to see him gassing in the 3rd

Best 5 fight run in the sports history, desu.

>>150282136
Khabib would not say that

Dricus is used to getting takendown by his coach and lovers in the gym.

>>150282027
>>150282027
Brazza be hamble

why didn't dricus just defend the takedowns

>>150282146
Why didnt driggus hire craig jones?

My biggest problem is that Chimaev marketed himself as the likeable babyface
And then he goes and wins in a non fan friendly manner
and to add insult to injury he punches DDP 500 times
What an asshole

>>150282136
that lil mask is where i keep nina dramas fart smells

>>150282132
kek
thank you

>>150281928
He's never beating Chimaev in wrestling, that mf has been wrestling against bears in Dagestan since he was 6, he can improve on it his whole life he's still gonna get shat on

>>150282184
>marketed himself as the likeable babyface
???

>>150282177
Despite pigs reputable intelligence they're still pretty retarded in the grand scheme of things.

>>150282166
Too much talk make the mouth-man say dumb things. You speak too much brather.
Have sex.

>>150282184
nigga what

DDP is a far better fighter, mma rules let shitty wrestlers like hamzat compete

If DDP could gouge eyes, soccer kick, groined crush, it wouldnt even be close

Congrats on getting more "points" i guess lol

>>150282177
Morne Visser seems pretty arrogant, he was talking like Dricus was gonna wrestlefuck Chimaev in the lead up to this fight. Hiring Craig Jones is an admission you can't figure out brazza grappling by yourself

>>150282184
Going to have to stop you there I'm afraid

>>150282194
Danebro is being sarcastic please don't post here if this escapes you

>>150282210
All that’s needed is a ground clock

>>150282184
>My biggest problem is that Chimaev marketed himself as the likeable babyface
On the 10th of September 2022 (almost the 11th) he screamed "ALLAH AKBAR I KILL EVERYBODY" after his fight
No babyface does this

>>150282231
I do.

>>150282184
>punches DDP 500 times
this didn't happen

>>150282220
Sweden lost the plot I'm afraid

browns generally don't understand sarcasm

Khamzat should have lost because he tapped multiple times (via his fist)

Why didn't DDP simply punch Chimaev in the face?

>>150282220
Haha I'm laughing

If you picked DDP, could you admit you were wrong right now?

>>150282250
He punched him over 500 times

>>150282268
Oh I get it now, haha that's funny

mma is so gay now

Pick ya DDPs up off the ground, playa!!

>>150282268
piggies generally don't understand winning

>>150282284
sorry, I watched the fight with a team of seismologists
no hits were detected

>>150282300
Erm it's actually a chess match when the inbred mountain man rubs his dick on his opponent for 25 minutes.

Dricus looked like an extremely red and angry hippopotamus being held down by zookeepers to receive a shot

Will anyone ever take DDP seriously again? He was exposed so hard, whole fight was like taking candy from a baby

>>150282321
The fate of all pink pork piggies I fear. I bet some of you get real red when you post on here.

Having paid the tax that went towards chameavs entire upbringing, training, life I feel a good chunk of that belt is my property, and I may collect it at some point

Stop repeating the same points ya goofs, this flag I wont mention which because I dont want that danish freak to reply to me has been posting about the same exact thing the whole day

they forget

>>150282114
>australian beats American
>Dagestan wrestlers are done, BJJ is back!

>>150282279
i was wrong about khamzat. i had granted him the respect of a gladiator.

>>150282268
One positive of brown people, I guess.
Sarcasm is nothing but annoying manchild shit.

>>150282335
Chimaev is UAE

People don't seem to understand that when you're on top of a guy that's literally only focused on defending, not escaping or creating space, just defending, it's very difficult to create openings for a submission or ground and pound

>>150282346
Erm but my epic millennial humor.

>>150282335
Sorry Sven, but Chimaev REFUSED Swedish citizenship

>>150282300
>now

I agree with Dana that ufc fighters should get the least amount of money as possible, no sport has it where the best of the best fight only 3 times a year, embarrassing

>>150282335
>chameavs entire upbringing
he moved to sw*den when he was 18
so actually you've paid for non of his upbringing

>>150282335
>entire upbringing
He came to Sweden we he was 17

Every champion will be a brazza soon

>>150282251
I feel it's a tweener versus tweener internordic deathmatch

>>150282362
Not only are you wrong about that, but you’re even wrong that that’s what DDP was doing. He was constantly bucking and trying to fight free. Chimaev was literally just focused on laying on him and using “strikes” as an excuse to not be stood up

>>150282335
As sweden's faithful and valued neighbor I too want some of this money

>>150282362
Cazzies don't understand that
they blame the guy on top who's winning

I mean, who does this to Aaron Pico???

I sometimes go to Sweden to buy alcohol so basically without me khamzat would have never survived.

125: Latino
135: Brazza
145: Balkan brazza
155: Brazza
170: Wog
185: Brazza
205: Brazza
265: Polish power soon to be Gane

Brazzas won.

The rich jews brought the african to US so that the Caucasian man can oppress the African, robbing him off his movement, making sure he is stuck to a spot? In many ways herstory repeats itself.

Pantoja will never lose to a Muslim.

They're even claiming Volk I fear

>>150282393
Oh fer sure, protecting his pig neck and doing nothing else is most definitely the definition of trying to escape.

I don't have but many here are really swedish if we cut all the bullshit so pay up khamzat

Fabian Edwards would murder Chimpmaev

I never liked Dricus, fuck him

>>150282437
Askardaddy already prolapsed him I’m afraid

>>150282445
Head canon

>>150282453
I did

Who can stop Chimaev?

>>150282437
He lost to Askar Askarov

>>150282453
>the nigcel in milan is back

Is striking useless now unless you're a heavyweight? They always get out in their place by grapplers

khamzat essentially lost via knowing he stood no chance anywhere outside wrestling.

PIGLET DOWN PIGLET DOWN

>>150282470
A Chimaev clone

You guys are wrong, that belts mine

>>150282470
US airport security

>>150282470
Paul Craig

>>150281859
Du plessis just needs to wait. Chimaev is 31 same age but he won't stick around for a long time. Wait for chimaev to move up a division and then beat whoever is fighting for the belt. Du plessis still beats rest of the division, hardest fight would be imavov

>>150281970
Keep squealin'.

>>150282482
>49-44

Dickless Du Pussy

just rewatched and i'm thinking 48-47 du plessis

>>150282503
I invented this

>>150282494
Fluffy humiliated du piggy now his grappling game is exposed

>>150282470
Caio Borralho or Fluffy Hernandez.

>>150282513
from experience?

>>150282431
What you spending your khamzat buxx on b?

>>150281970
Your two best guys are midgets lol, keep barking christcuck, muslims dominate this sport. Just lol ar you thinking chechens wouldn't kill you kaffirs just because you're "caucasian", they're extremely religious and you are not their "brother". The cope is hilarious

DooDoo Pee

>>150282494
Delusional. Du Plesshit gets easily ragdolled by RDR and Fluffy

>>150282470
>>150282049

Lets this be a lesson to everyone
DON'T LET YOURSELF GET PINNED
IT IS AN INSTANT LOSS SCENARIO

>>150282485
Ours

>>150282526
chechens will always see you as a disgusting smelly paki I fear

>>150282501
>tfw blue chip

What is the point of having a rule that allows them to separate grappling if they never use it?

>B-b-b-but muh dominate position
Wrestling has resets and stalling penalties for a reason. Wrestlers know its easy to stall someone out on top and makes the sport boring. Why doesn't the UFC listen to wrestlers about how to make wrestling not boring?

>>150282542
Shut up before I rape you

>>150282526
Factual post sadly

>>150282542
im gonna pin ya

Riddler would simply knee that tard to death.

>>150282555
They separate the grappling but tragically du piglet is so shit at mma that it didn’t matter

Paramount got played kek

>>150282556
*body locks you*
*goes chest to chest*
*pins your shoulders to the mat*
You're my bitch now

>>150282555
they did use it
dricus got taken down again after
...both times

>>150282482
>50-41

>>150282472
I'm white, fuck you if you ever thought he was good

>>150282585
What is wrong with some people

>>150282584
Nightmare blunt rotation

Believing in allah is the best base for mma

>>150282584
>not a single american

>>150282584
>Gane
>Poatan
>Khamzat
vIslam
>Ilia
>Jean
>Merab
>Van

looks good to me

>>150282585
yummy

>>150282584
6/8 wonk noses
Only non-wonked are Aspinal and Ankalaev, who has somehow maintained his beak nose this entire time

>>150282555
>get taken down
>just hug your opponent until you get stood up again

>>150282597
So keep doing it. 2 standups in 23 minutes of grappling is ridiculous. It should happen every minute.

>>150282516
Borralho gets rekt.
Hernandez is the only interesting option.

PeRoevWade is never winning again sadly

>>150282584
WHITECHADS LETS GO

>>150282585
Don’t post stuff like that.

Karate Combat figured it out

Fire Joe Rogan, actually poisoning the minds of casuals to make them think you can never stand anybody up ever

>>150282114
fuck off. i want craig jones working with noone but JDM, so he can beat islam and brady back to back.

>Saves MW from Khamzat
All he needs is his shot

>>150282584
>not a single nigger

Pantoja's hairline is grim. Shave it lad.

It's all about the he said, she said bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit
or you'll be leaving with a rat lip

>>150282632
After tonight Cumshot will be a massive favorite in every fight. I'm going to keep betting against him with anyone that has a chance. I would love Caio at +300.

I live bet Du Pussy at +950 in round 1.

I fear AI was accurate yet again....

>>150282626
It’s hilarious that you retards are trying this angle that the guy who is ON BOTTOM, who is the one that got taken down, is responsible for activity on the ground. You are literally retarded, you know that right?

>>150282627
>2 standups in 23 minutes of grappling is ridiculous
there was also 4 stand ups he got from the rounds ending
they fought 5 rounds and he ended up on the ground in all of them because
>he wasn't there to defend takedowns
>>150281972

>>150282656
What is Craig's record coaching against against Islam?

>>150282660
>Taken down by 41 yo Qannonier

>>150282677
I knew it was ogre when Khamzat picked up and spun DC like a baby

>>150282683
0-2 but this time surely, he will get a win

Zatdaddy is the real pfp number 1

>>150282666
Is Dana on the list?

>>150282663
His hairline isn't even that bad compared to jdm, he's just thinned a lot on his top. Pointless getting a transplant when you're still fighting because the stress/oxidative and metabolic health/stress will still make you lose hair. Balding is a metabolic disease, don't tell the normals

Piggy goes SPLAT!!!

The world's first 50-35 scorecard, courtesy of du piggy

>>150282700
DC has more mass than a Ford Escort

>>150282584
Topuria
Merab
Islam
Khamzat
Pantoja

This is a very strong era.

Dickless needs to end his love triangle at team Clit and move to real gym.

>>150282693
Cannonier is honestly a better wrestler than Shitlip Chimaev.

>>150282679
I think the guy who's losing and and got dominated 50-41 should consider doing some activity yes

seems to be a common theme when fans finally get behind a fighter, then overmeme him and he loses

Did the FREESTYLEBENDER drop yet?

>>150282627
You have now enforced never learning how to wrestle or grapple ever and to just stall in guard any time things hit the ground
This will result in even more boring fights and less finishes because fighters will be actively rewarded for not taking risks and not engaging with their opponent. There is no point in fighting the position because you know the ref will just arbitrarily stand you up whether you do something or not.

Well what's next then

MMA guru has passed away of a mayonnaise overdose

Heem

Dricus bros....we got worked like a summer job

>>150282679
Yes, you absolute mong. Lay and pray was originally a term used for the fighters on the bottom who do nothing but hold on for dear life. Pride fc used to card the shit out of cans like DuBussy

How do we think Strickland would hold up? Could he win by pitter patter?

>>150282732
There is no person in the world that can force someone of equal strength off him when that person has attained top control and refuses to relinquish it.

why does ddp have the hips of an arthritic grandma?

I guess Gane beating the shit out of the p*le-wedder

Aaron Pico could potentially move up to MW and take out Khamzat. He would be undersized, but his boxing is better than Topuria and he is the greatesf wrestler of all time.

>>150282772
He trained with cumshot before and he was getting tapped out on the mat.
The schmo saw it and described it in the interview. He got tapped out multiple times.

DDP sub attempts: 1
Cumslut sub attempts: 0
DDP wins by way of aggression, simple as

>>150282748
And yet wrestling as a sport is very exciting precisely because refs are so aggressive with stalling calls and resets.

>>150282774
>There is no person in the world that can force someone of equal strength off him
Clearly not anymore since modern "fighters" have 0 wrestling and 0 jiujitsu

>>150282790
Who would you give an iron chin too?
>Pico
>Garbrandt
>Manhoef

>>150282790
getting ko'd by a decisonator's decisonator is an all time story loss and permanent career ending.

>>150282757
Man I love Guru but I fear for him. He's already vowed to permanently delete his channel if Gane beats Aspinall and we know how good Gane can be in deep waters.

>>150282790
Factual post I fear

>>150282809
Manhoev was a grapplet. Even if you fixed his chin, he never breaks top 15 because he is a white belt on the mat.

yeah i think boxing is the white mans sport

>>150282679
If you know anything about wrestling or grappling you'd know that Dricus was being entirely passive the entire fight and refused to challenge the position until he was literally put in to a crucifix
He chose to remain in a safe position any time he was given the opportunity. No urgency to escape, not even basic fundamental get up attempts like 2 on 1. He just stayed there in turtle guard knowing he wouldn't get finished if he didn't try anything and hoping Khamzat would somehow exhaust himself. He only started to actually try to wrestle back and fight the positional battle after he was down 4 rounds and after the ref gave him a freebie and stood him up

Pigus couldn't porksplode I fear

You just know Miss Vasti Spiller is fantasizing about a strong Chechen BVLL sodomizing her the same way Zatdaddy did with her now ex-boyfriend Piggus

>>150282859
That's literally cameron saiman with a wig

>>150282774
>equal strength
They have equal strength?

>Open list of betting favorites
>Look and see who is from Bellator, PFL, or Rizen
>Bet against them
Is this an IRL free money hack?

>>150282859
Nasty Vasti I'm afraid.

>>150282877
Just having a little rest b

Dricus went out there with the classic white belt gameplan of "if I just sandbag and use all of my weight to stay as stationary as possible, I can survive this ass beating without getting tapped"
Extremely embarrassing to see that shit in a UFC title fight. Just accepted he was going to lose

>>150282879
Dakota Ditcheva from pfl would run through the ufc roster.

>>150282705
f'sure b

>>150282849
If you knew anything about wrestling you would know that what happened in that fight is not wrestling and is not even possible under wrestling rules.

>He chose to remain in a safe position any time he was given the opportunity. No urgency to escape

Again, this is false. He tried many times to escape. Chimaev was solely focused on not allowing it.
I know this is hard to understand from your couch, but stamina is a huge factor in a fight. If DDP spends the entire time in bottom wiling out trying to force someone off, when it’s actually impossible, he’s just wasting energy. He understood that Chimaev wasn’t going to allow any attempt to get up and conserved his energy.
Also, trying too hard to get up can open you up to submissions.

This whole attempt to blame Chimaev’s lack of activity in the ground on DDP is just insane cope. I’ve never seen cope to this degree in this general ever before, actually. Says a lot when your guy is the one who won.

Piggy got his pussy pushed pressed and porked past the pigpen I fear

The main event yesterday was literally gay porn. You could see Dricus' boner poking out from his cup and he came multiple times from the crucifix position. That's why he was smiling between rounds. I guess all the people who questioned him French kissing his coach are now vindicated.

I don't think I can watch this semen slurping sport anymore. It's just homosexuals and homosexual Muslim bvlls dominating them in S&M play.

>>150282915
My high emotional iq tell me otherwise

Pico won the story

why was DC saying granby rolls are a sign of giving up? JDM does them all the time and escapes.

I want someone to explain to me right now how they believe that gane will win. I dont wanna hear any regurgitated talking points from JRE so no "the footwork of gane maan he moves like a welterweight theres always a chance"

Why Dricus

>>150282951
Husbando

>>150282984
By punching Tom in the face and wrenching his weak leg out of it's socket

>>150282984
How high are they when they come up with this shit?

lebrone murphy about to have a bunch of cazzies thinking his fight with volk is gonna be an epic war cause they saw the ko only for volk to boringly 49-46 him

>>150282984
by being the better athlete than tom
tom is an athleticism merchant

>>150282683
how many times have volk and jdm been subbed?

>>150282984
AssPainall has never fought the full 5 rounds before.
He's a fast starter and he will slow down and gas as the fight extends.
Gane has the footwork and athleticism to avoid getting hit by him and now he has the grappling defense to not get subbed.
Gane outlasts him and wins a decision or gets a late finish.

All of aspinall's wins have been against slow lumbering brutes in the first or second round.

>>150283009
We ain't ever heard Zatdaddy say nan nothin' like this.

>>150282984
aspinall is an overrated striker, if gane can keep it standing he can outpoint him

>>150283009
Chills.

Will it be Topuria, Khamzat, or both on the next cover?

>>150283037
White people are done losing in 2025, whether it’s in politics, MMA or American Eagle ads. There is no chance Gane wins.

since the dawn of mma there has been laying.
and not once has anyone seen it as legitimate fighting.
"why are they just laying there?" is the universal human response.

>>150282918
>but stamina is a huge factor in a fight. If DDP spends the entire time in bottom wiling out trying to force someone off, when it’s actually impossible,
he’s just wasting energy
>He understood that Chimaev wasn’t going to allow any attempt to get up and conserved his energy
Why can't he waste energy?
Will that make him tired?
What was he conserving it for?

There were several moments in this fight were Dricus looked like a giant baby

>>150283044
your daddy is friends with CHADpuria btw

Are the tourists finally gone? I want to discuss the viability of spinning heems

Never seen someone's stock drop after winning a title. People chanting your name, 25 minutes later they're booing you out of the building.

>>150282984
Gane froze like Elsa in the Jones fight. He couldn't handle the moment. CM Punk would've tapped him out that night.

Asspain's style is to jump straight into firefights because he is huge and has a monster chin. Gane's chance of victory is definitely higher than 0.

>>150282984
He will internalize the teachings of the seven rings and prevail with spectacular performance of superior technique and iron will.

>>150283069
Geoff Neal took a dive, prates arm wasn't even coiled

On paper Gane might win, but Gane can't read.

>>150283054
You can still redeem your sould by accepting allah and praying 5 times a day

Fucking lmao, Lerone doesn't even have 100K followers after last night

>>150282918
>He tried many times to escape
Bucking up from crucifix doesn't really count as "trying to escape". There is no realistic way that would ever work.
I'm talking about how completely stationary he was when Khamzat was in side control or when he was in ride. The most Dricus did to try to escape was shrimp to the cage. No real attempts to break his grip or to sweep him, never really fought the body lock, there were several instances where Khamzat didn't even have a grip and was just pushing down on him with his chest and Dricus wasn't doing anything.
Hell, he didn't even think to sprawl on a takedown until round fucking 4
>He understood that Chimaev wasn’t going to allow any attempt to get up and conserved his energy.
WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET UP. YES YOUR OPPONENT WILL TRY TO KEEP YOU DOWN, THAT'S THE POSITIONAL BATTLE. FIGHT BACK. WE HAVE SEEN PEOPLE GET UP FROM KHAMZAT'S TOP CONTROL SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE. ASSUMING IT'S POINTLESS IS A LOSING MENTALITY. THIS IS THE EXACT PROBLEM. WRESTLE BACK. DON'T ACCEPT POSITION. HE'S GOING TO GET TIRED TOO IF YOU ACTUALLY MAKE HIM WORK AND DON'T JUST ACCEPT BOTTOM LIKE A BITCH

Did Pico wake up yet? That was an absolutely brutal heem from a fighter with 0 power.

>>150283073
Gane will oblique kick AssPain's knee away. Easily.

>>150283044
Pisslam vacated the belt instead of fighting Ilia.

>>150283086
Looks like Yair is getting the next title opportunity

I remember seeing a spin heem webm here that was identical to prates it was done by a portuguese fighter on a frangerian in UAE warriors or smt

>>150283058
>What was he conserving it for?
An opportunity once he got back on his feet. Your point seems to be that he failed to capitalize on that, which is apparently something he should have known beforehand. He should have had full knowledge, like you do, of how the fight would go, before it did. This is your actual take.

Murphy is Leon Edwards 2.0 don't fall for their tricks

>>150283086
>Following another mans isntagram
im not a fag

Aaron Pico will be back

just finished the fight
just want to remind everyone ddp is french huguenot descent not dutch
not that cumseed wont kill RDR too but just so you know it was a frenchmen in probably the worst title fight of all time

>>150283111
TRIPS OF TRUTH

Arman will 50-41 terrified Topiglet

>>150283094
Khamzat's swedish wrestling is unstoappable.

>>150283111
everyone knows

>>150282984
>I want someone to explain to me right now how they believe that gane will win
Blacksplosive movement
Easy as

>>150283121
to Bellator within 2 more fights

>>150283111
He's leon without bitch in him
Leon would have absolutely quit in that Ige fight

>>150283037
Idk b holding onto a shitty kimura attempt from bottom and refusing to move against the "slow lumbering" volkov isnt a good look, not to mention its different when youre outlasting and getting pitter patter tkos over notorious fat cunts spivac and tuivasa who had even dropped gane. Better to just spark them in 1 round

>>150283086
5 straight decisions before that heem and non-UFC fans had no idea how good Pico was before the fight.

>>150283094
The real answer is that DDP knew that if he expended the energy to escape he would've gassed out completely and been finished so he just sat there like a cuck the whole fight and lost 50-40 rather than be finished.

>>150283094
>WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET UP.
Because it’s a biological fact of life. If someone is determined to keep you down, and you guys are equal weight and equal strength, you are not going to get him off. The issue was not with DDP but the UFC rules. DDP has no reason to waste energy doing something that’s impossible. The most he can do is wait. With a ground clock, or more strictly enforced admonitions to “work!”, this wouldn’t be a problem.

>>150283111
He literally cant win against murphy

THE ANGLES HAVE BEEN MEASURED; THE TRAJECTORIES CALCULATED; VICTORY ASSURED.

>>150283110
see
>>150281972
yes maybe he should've considered that a wrestler would wrestle and get take downs

>>150283134
It’s PFL now, buddy

aspinall has been knocking out cans left and right, gane is the hardest heavyweight to hit

>>150283163
No way du piglets are actually coping that standing up from grappling is impossible

>>150283152
Thanks bradda

>>150283067
Topiglet needs a BBC dick daddy to pump xer bacon bussy I'm afraid.

And xhe's too afraid of Arman.

>>150282585
Kill all people who commit cruelty to animals

>>150283207
Factual post

dricus didn't even try to get up, he was convinced all the way up to round 5 that khamzat was going to become exhausted ad his gameplan clearly depended on it

>>150283193
Grappling = / = laying on an opponent
You can stand up from grappling because both bodies are angling for leverage and there are opportunities to escape. If someone is literally just focused on keeping you down, there is nothing you can do. You may find this fact inconvenient, but there is nothing you can say to change it.

>>150282910
No, she wouldn't.

>>150283163
>DDP has no reason to waste energy doing something that’s impossible
he's losing
that would be one reason
>The most he can do is wait
he waited and got hit 500 times and lost

>>150283207
Arman is whiter in this pic doe

That was such a sneaky jew rat movie of dana putting pico on his debut against arguable the biggest threat to noname power ratio on the roster, I bet half the crowd thought lerone was a literal who and not someone who should have already had a title fight 3x over

>>150283207
Poor little topiggy!

>>150283207
arman is good, i'd like that fight
he last fought in april 2024, if he just took a fight between then and now he would be in line already

>>150283229
Grappling is about not letting the opponent to get you down as well

>>150283163
>and you guys are equal weight and equal strength, you are not going to get him off
Enter.

>>150283154
Gane has completed his grappling course under the tutlage of world renowed trainer, Fernand Lopez, tommy boy has no advantages now.

Those swedes man! What do they feed them.

africa bros...

pico was winning the minutes

>>150283105
Slamdaddy: I'll fight anyone

Piglia Topiglet: OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>>150282965
On opposite day maybe.

Just how good is Kamaru Ossman?

>>150283250
Sure, and once the opponent gets you down they score points and it’s great for them. That doesn’t mean they should be allowed to lay there the whole round.

>>150283229
You’re right nobody has ever gotten up from a wrestler who wanted to hold them down before

A lightweight was able to escape from under Khamzat but the middleweight champion who could honestly be fight at LHW? Yeah no it's biologically impossible to wrestle against him

>>150283259
so he is ducking usman i see

>Black Beast gets taken down
>literally just stands up
>dubussyzizters: NOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOOOO *sharts cum*

help. this was my snack post from last night. I ate both blocks of cheese and now it feels like I have a tennis ball slowly moving through my intestines. The pain is horrible help

>>150283279
Yes, I literally am. Good job.

>>150283259
of course the faggot says this after waiting until Izzy was out of his prime to challenge. we know what would have happened if they fought.

>>150283277
Goddard literally stood them up multiple times, what are you talking about. DDP should blame himself for having nonexistent takedown defence

My current mma dream (outside of conor knocking out islam) is potan making the MW cut again and caving in khamzats skull when he shoots for takedown

>>150283235
Pico always calls out guys he's not ready for. Smellator protected him his entire run because he kept wanting to fight competition that would've destroyed him. At the end of his 10 years in Smellator he had juuuuuuust gotten to the point where he could hang with Henry "O.K." Corrales.

Evloev would've finished Pico as well had the fight happened. Pico just doesn't know his own level.

>>150283231
easily kills shevchenko, erin blanchfield, maycee baber, and the mexican girl.

>>150283291
Yeah you shitten nigguh

so are you all ready to accept that arman will smash topuria or are you going to pretend to be surprised for the umpteenth time when the caucasus wrestler manhandles the striker champion that can't wrestle

>>150283291
I watched the fights shirtless doing pushups between fights and then ate a container of frosting afterwards I feel u bro

>>150283319
anyone that loses to gamrot can never win a belt, b.

>you can't just expect DDP to use energy to try and get up
>if he did that he would just end up in the deep waters...
>he had to wait to weather the storm
>he couldn't have known that the storm would last 5 rounds

Chandler btfo by a normie

>>150283289
>*tries le just give up your back and stand up maneuver against DC*
>insta-subbed with no resistance
Kek.

Khamzat told us he was gonna kill Dricus. And while he didn't kill him, he did take him down and control him for over 20 minutes.

>>150283302
Why do you think he was standing them up? Because Chimaev was being active? Or because he was just laying there, like I said?
It doesn’t matter that DDP was getting taken down. That’s fine. It’s what happens after that’s the issue.

>>150283306
Pooptan is a bitch who was scared to engage with Big Ank because of his mediocre wrestling threat. He would literally get down on his knees and offer his neck to Khamzat if they ever fought.

>>150282877
a real one would do major damage here like when stipe geemed ngubu in round 4

>>150283319
>caucasus wrestler
You just described Ilia "El Matador" Topuria

Khamzat Chimaev made Dricus Du Plessis LOOK LIKE A CAN!

>>150283332
you can choose the path of the retard if you want i'm just trying to help you

with no due respect, you're retarded if you think dricus was just chilling

>>150283319
it wouldn't play out the same
ilia's grappling is better than DDP's and arman is not as dominant of a force as khamzat

>>150283306
Pereddit is Khamzat’s easiest matchup in MMA

I never understood why DDP was so hyped. He had a fluke lucky win against washed up Izzy and 2 boring decisions against shitland.
He was always a B tier champ at best. Easiest money there ever was betting on the churka cause there's no way he'd let him stand on the ground to land lucky haymakers

>>150283343
Taking a soul is more damaging than destroying the corporeal form.

This is how long it took Zatdaddy to gape, spank, spunk seal and POZZ du Piggy’s Boer bacon bussy

>>150282677
How do I make these cool videos?

Is it true that we have to end every post in inshallah now?

>>150283332
No shame losing to the GOAT

You can spot the muslims hiding under other flags by the weird nicknames they use, most educated people grow out of such jokes around age 12, but for some reason it stays with the muslim

Also their talk of fathers or daddys, that is another telltale sign although the indians do this one too, but I mean who are we kidding, indians and muslims operate on the same brain capacity

>>150283180
>intellectual ganeposting is back
based

Khamzat will be the type of champion to fight once every 2 years

>>150283319
topuria is a competent grappler and competent in general unlike homer simpson

In many ways we all lost.

>>150283341
Oh so it's possible but it's dangerous? I thought Chimmy has no subs and wasn't doing anything anyway? So what exactly is the excuse?

>>150283424
he's literally going to be getting a fight set up in Abu Dhabi in 2 months

>>150283405
the smaller the time the more afraid

noo you cant just big brother the champion of the division for 25 minutes.. that's le boring!

Alright. I’m taking one single cheeky little nap

Khamzat will lose to Sean Strickland just watch

>>150283439
You don't genuinely believe that

>>150283416
Zatdaddy collapsed ya bacon gape I fear

>>150283405
>queer nickname
CHECK
>refernece to a father or daddy
CHECK
>worship of a muslim fighter
CHECK
>weird fanfiction added in about homoerotic actions and cum
CHECK

fellas we have a muslim here

>>150283373
185+ divisions have always been talentless shitters. Anderson's run was retroactively seen as all wins against cans. Izzy's run is already retroactively being seen as all wins against cans (best wins were going 1-1 against Alex and beating journeyman Whittaker twice.)

There have only been a handful of fighters in UFC history at 185+ who were skilled. That's what makes people like Jones/DC/Khamzat special.

Why did DDP simply not get back up?

>>150283453
he wouldn't have said it in the post fight interview if he didn't mean it

>>150283463
Scientifically impossible I fear

>>150283439
So it'll be RDR or Fluffy getting the next title shot. Zero chance Imavov or Borralho will want to make that quick a turnaround after their fight

>>150282526
bloody benchud

>>150283463
We are still waiting for the case study report from our resident ganeschoolofthought scholars

>>150283463
Sadly he didnt have the skillset to do so, but more importantly, he never failed to get back up emotionally, mentally he was never defeated, and this here is exactly why we will always prevail

>>150283463
he was scared of getting subbed

i saw a lot of people bringing up the burns fight as their reasoning for dricus winning. do you guys not know what stylistic matchups are?

>>150283457
>Fellas we have a Muslim here
We could tell from your flag pal.

K-1 is more exciting than goy-wrestle-holdFC

Bo grapplefucks Chimaev. Sign the contract.

We can't

>>150283464
You understood what he said? All i heard was "yea dis guy tough lion dana send my money jajcslorpomaxccncjwi woooo!"

Why did Chimaev not just knock DDP out immediately and save himself time?

>>150283463
Dricus “still on the ground” Du Plessis

>>150283489
People were under the assumption Dricus knew how to sprawl

>>150283474
In what world do you think chamzat is defending within a year lmao, do you even watch mma? Those two will have enough time for 2-3 camps before hamzat is ready to select his easiest matchup

>>150283463
Because Khamzat was the same size as him and refused to give up top position.

>>150283463
he got up plenty actually, the cucked scoring criteria just didn't give him points for it

what do you guys even think wrestling is

Strickland unironically has the best style at MW to beat chimaev

I always knew Adesanya and Tsrickland were NEVER good but someone called me delusional. What now bitch

I hope Aaron Pico goes to PFL sooner rather than later. He would be top 5 right now. But if he waits till he eats another 3 or 4 heems and gets cut, if he will probably struggle to even qualify for playoffs. His chin doesn't have much left.

>>150283519
Defence should never score points

>>150283474
grim. mw is so shit.

Tom is merely a pawn created by a corrupt regime profitting off of man's worst vices. To win a mma fight is merely a stepping stone in the true war of living a virtuous life.
The tape study and planning are accomplished -- all the simulations point to round 4 ko/tko.

>>150283521
Whatever Khamdaddy does

just watched the vod and..
What WAS HE THINKING??
WHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE??
he knew exactly Khamzat's playstyle and plan, yet he let it go?
Did he acknowledge that it's a lost match and said fuck it

>>150283521
Boring that’s why I prefer K-1

>>150283489
you have to understand /heem/ is not really the brightest bunch.

>>150283523
Stickland already said Chimaev is out his league. They trained together. It was a vicious mauling.

>>150283521
I'll wrest my balls on your forehead

Bo Nickal is a nightmare style matchup for Khamzat. His whole game depends on taking a guy down early which he won't be able to do to Bo.

>>150283513
Also hazmat also took zero risks going for a finish, he played it safe for the points win, if he went for a finish ddp would have had more openings

>>150283489
LW and WW fighters are vastly superior to MW schlubs, I fear.

>>150283525
THE Aaron Pico?!?!

>>150283546
The only poo Nickal you finna worry about is the one dripping out ya DDPs

>>150283531
kek keep these coming lad

>>150283556
My Dricus Du Plessis?

>>150283523
's BBC....

he has become retarded

>>150283546
ncaa wreslting ia a meme.

Riddler > Bo > Khamzat > DDP
I'm afraid

Colby vs Khamzat is the Whitehouse main event. Screenshot this.

New heem challenge:

Be muslim and make a post without turning it into homoerotic fanfiction

Difficulty level: 1000

>>150283534
he bought into the mma guru narrative that khamzat gasses out early. blud was banking on that mythical round 4 tko. in reality he spent more energy than khamzat just trying to get up

>>150283534
the plan was for chimaev to get tired from hitting him 500 times

Stop saying “I’m afraid” and “I fear”. It stopped being funny in 2023.

i will admit, pico had me fooled for a second because he sounded more professional than a UFC fighter and wore a suit

>>150283344
Because Goddard is a retard and was doing DDP favours, Chimaev was active on the ground.

Gable grip body lock the entire fight how exciting. This cumslurping sport aint for me

So who is Khamzat going to fight in 16 months for his first title defense?

The fight was very symbolic of western civilization. We were told the fight would be amazing so we all begged for it but what we got was an arab dominating a white man for 5 rounds and after every right the white man high fived and embraced his attacker. Then after the fight we are called casuals for not enjoying it

at least khabib was throwing brutal ground and pound while he was crotchsniffing

getting flatline ko'd by lauren murphy is like getting submitted by alex pereira

LET ME TELL YOU BUDDY

THERE'S A FASTER GUN

COMING OVER YONDER

WHEN TOMORROW COMES

>>150283528
i just think there should be a way for ddp to score points and win

>>150283580
>july 4th

Thats less than a year from now, zero chance hazmat is ready

>>150283525
PooFL gives a ham sandwich as a tournament reward now. No more millies handed out like candy. Pico is better off as a journeyman UFC fighter.

>>150283590
Yeah of course the only explanation is a Jewish conspiracy

Khamzat gasses out early and can't fight 5 rounders. Same will happen to Tom soon. Easy Gane round 4 tko.

>>150283596
nobody said that when khabib was around

>>150283595
Callum looks retarded

>>150283588
You just said it

>>150283600
His coaches trained him wrong as a joke

>>150283593
ufc Stockholm vs Jack Hermansson

>>150283595
nobody enjoed that fight, just people who did or didn't like the outcome

>>150283595
Mogging her own daughter is crazy work from Rebecca here.

say whatever you want about the skill gap, but get the story straight here. khamzat's gameplan was to use his superior wrestling to not let dricus stand up.

>>150283595
middle daughter looking cute

>>150283610
Nobody had Chimaev to compare him to yet retard. What’s up with people in this thread not being able to grasp the concept of time?

>>150283608
There's no conspiracy behind Goddard's retardation, he's just a shit ref

>>150283621
You could easily look like her if you took HRT

>>150283534
a classic case of champion delusion

>>150283598
Strickland can't beat QAnonnier or DDP or Borralho or MVP or Fluffy so he's never going to get a shot unless everyone else is injured. He wouldn't even beat Imavov in a rematch.

Nobody has EVER out wrestled a bigger fighter EVER. This has NEVER happened in the history of the UFC EVER. NEVER. It is BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to outwrestle a man stronger than you

Strickland vs Khamzat is unironically the fight to make

>>150283595
If you think arabs are a legitimate threat in any capacity I suggest you go on Google images and search "Gaza strip images 2025"

>>150283644
Strawman

oh so now we are questioning the best in the business marc goddard now?

>>150283644
Rockhold outwrestled Weidman

>>150283646
Strickland has the perfect style to deal with Chimaev.

kek

>>150283496
We had another live one in the thread bruder but I handled it

>>150283629
nigga gsp was wet blanketing everybody years before khabib did, and it was way worse than what khamzat did last night

Miss me yet?

>>150283668
That was before my time boomer, but I doubt it

If you are mad that someone is pinning you down maybe punch them in the face?

>>150283661
Strickgaped’s dead daddy dickdowns should help him tank and tug on his Zatdaddy’s BBC (beefy borz cock)

Why are Chechens and Georgians superior to dagis?

>>150283668
>remember jon fitch in his prime
>shiver

>>150283644
stipe-ngubu 1
stipe-dc 3 (mostly control time against the cage but it counts as outwrestling)

>>150283692
Lmao wtf?

>>150283665
Keep up the good work champ

>>150283661
he does, but he would still lose

>>150283699
You were raped

>Wolf beats the Lion
Chills...

>>150283359
MVP would like a word

Rogain: Hurr its grappling don't stand them up because the retarded crowd is bloodthirsty

Meanwhile, in actual wrestling rules:

>Shot clock or activity timer forces action within a set period
>Referees penalize passivity with warnings, points, or stalling calls
>Wrestlers must return to center quickly when out of bounds
>Continuous engagement is required; no excessive breaks in contact
>Top position wrestlers must work toward a turn or fall, not just hold
>Bottom wrestlers must attempt to escape or reverse, not simply defend

>>150283723
nobody is reading that

>>150283704
I've got Strickland via decision by surviving round 1 and taking Khamzat into deep waters where he gasses out.

Mark Colemon used to lay on people for 20 minutes straight because they didn't have rounds don't see you bitching about him

We have more white Africans in the UFC than white Brits. Grim.

>still no post fight interview by DDP
lmao
where is his "strong heart" now?

>>150283702
these are the caliber of "strikes" he was landing thoughbeit

>>150283710
>>150283646
>>150283580
All the dogshit maga fighters like ddp, colby, chudland, and jorge lose in the most boring and pathetic fights. No one imagined that DDP would get dog walked that bad or colby would look so shit in his fights.

>>150283723
What happens in wrestling if you hit your oppoent 500 times?

Strickraped having a good gas tank is a meme

>>150283702
>hoping the people who see this didn't actually watch the fight
an honorable strategy

Anyone else think the UFC should die off?
Modern MMA looks nothing like a street fight and in some sense, the cool part of watching MMA is seeing what is applicable to a real fight. Currently it’s now wrestlers point meta and likely won’t change. Bare knuckle and other organizations offer a much better product

>>150283733
I read it

>>150283723
Real mma has street rules with no ref seperating you.
take your homosexual wrestling back to the sauna chamber where you get your back blown out.

If you guys like boring ass wrestlers, don’t forget to watch The Smashing Machine in theaters October 3, starring Dwayne Johnson.

>>150283723
That's wrestling not grappling
Wrestling ends as soon as there's a pin
There's no clock in jiu jitsu because you have to actually work the position and figure things out
MMA fighters are already grappling with a short amount of time to work things

mountain fighters are the most powerful in the world. get over it

>>150283762
you're a nobody

>>150283702
wow talk about Canelo hands, levels…

>>150283736
his style is the reason he loses decisions. he would get up because his def. grappling is good, but he wouldn't do enough on the feet

>>150283750
Literally all champions btw.

>>150283768
only if I get to see his johnson

>>150283695
how fucking powerful is suriname

>>150283773
white boys blessed by the power of allah will reign supreme for the rest of our days

>>150283595
Why do british women look bad from age 24?

>>150283761
Bare knuckle is just old bums fighting for a can of corn
Also you have never been in a real fight

Cazzies don't know shit. Khazamat dominated the African guy the whole fight, legit. It's just that the nigga couldn't get off him. Not to mention that Khazamat also outstriked him. It was impressive that he didn't go to the shadow realm.

>>150283743
he was interviewed in the octagon dumb stupid idiot

>>150283761
Yes i think the Gracies proved their point at this point
no point in continuing it to the point of absurdity

>>150283778
also khamzat wouldn't gas out, his cardio has improved and it was never that bad, his pace was just impossible to maintain

>>150283778
The famous striking prowess of Khamzat Chimaev? Chills.

Fuck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

dilbert burns won the story

Gaziev will save heavyweight with a fight of the century candidate match against Mick Parkin

If Dana wasn't so cheap, he'd resign the King of Violence and we would all be watching Khamzat get stretchered out of the arena.

>>150283809
Burns hits a lot harder than strickraped

Is Rinya the solution to the Merab problem?

i wonder what drugs the russians used to fix khamzats lung damage from COVID

Why is sneed trying to act like Strickland is a good fighter again

OHHHHHHH KHAMZAT ALMOST LANDED A FULL SIGNIFICANT STRIKE PER MINUTE OF THE FIGHT HE'S UNBEATABLE FOLKS!

>>150283793
Real fights last 10-20 seconds and are ended with a couple of punches anon
Bare knuckle is 900x closer to a real fight than modern mma

>>150283802
It’s just so fucking boring atp man. Last night I watched it with someone new to MMA and explaining to them what they’re watching is so gay and boring

>>150283819
On opposite day maybe

>>150283809
strickland is a much better striker obviously, but he doesn't do enough damage to leave an impression on the judges

>>150283824
Zatdaddy gaped his peabrain I’m afraid

https://youtu.be/AIUyOjLj4zQ?si=5E2-eM6qzJmBuuWK&t=129

>>150283820
didn’t read but tim elliott subs him

>>150283850
Zatdaddy did NOT gape my peabrain!

>>150283815
baed and gazievpilled.

https://youtu.be/tRTLM5BMdz0?si=jwh-VJd5U-Y9yLxV

>>150283835
>Real fights last 10-20 seconds
Because it's two drunk bums out of shape who have never trained a day in their lives
If you want to see fat retards win punches go to a bar and steal a mexican guy's modelo

Had a horrible nightmare that cumshot ragdolled my boy.

This is the MW world champion btw.

On the contrary I think you'll find my peabrain to be fully untouched.

>>150283595
>Ellie walled before Becca
Grim

Khamzat vs the king of EPO with elite wrestling Usmeng 2

>>150283889
he’s just like me

In the future, all champions will be point based champions and not finishes
>we must preserve real mma!!!
>don’t stand them up!!!!
>Your organization turns into weird meta and optimization of never actually fighting someone

>>150283870
No
Because after you get punched in the face by a bare knuckle, you’re almost entirely out of the fight. One good hit fucks your brain uo a lot. That’s why there are so many videos of UFC fights getting fucked up from one hit. It’s not because the average person is untrained, it’s because humans aren’t meant to take multiple shots 100x

>>150283896
Usman with a training camp and/or 5 rounds easily handles Khamzat.

>>150283889
>default skin
performative

>>150283920
Usman is shit.

>>150283900
deep breaths buddy you’ve been sperging for hours now. you act like you’ve never seen someone get wet blanketed in a title fight before it happens all the time. it’s just a sport it duzz not madder go drink a coke and do a sudoku for a while

>>150283927
Just how bad is Khamzat then?

>>150283930
Why do retards always imagine they’re arguing with one person over the course of hours

>>150283953
>>150283953
>>150283953

islam vs khamzat would be so kino but it will never happen

Strickpiggy oinked!

>>150283900
>Because after you get punched in the face by a bare knuckle, you’re almost entirely out of the fight
Yeah that's why bare knuckle fights end instantly after one round and never go to decision right
Fat retard

Shrimp won

>>150283801
no presser
nothing by pundits
he literally scurried away to his hotel to CRY

90% of modern MMA fans are Pakis/Arabs and Europeans playing out their retarded race resentments through these fighters that don't give a shit about any of them. So annoying. No Khamzat winning does not mean Palestine will be free and JDM will not save the white race.

>>150283588
I'm afraid you're wrong, buddy.

Muslims run MMA, now BIG ANK put the pereddit meme to bed and now all that remains is Islam beating the kangaroo man. Some white boy was crying about Pakistanis celebrating independence day everywhere, you'll do fookin nutting except seethe online