Thread 150283681

prayers for manure edition

Please win.

only now just saw the lineup
>Cala defending
>Shartinelli starting
left side is a disaster class

We always choke against manure

We won't win anything with Arteta.

How many posts did the last thread have?

>30 seconds in
>still not scored against THIS Manure side
It's over, innit.

Hello? VAR?

Why did we make this and why did you retards emigrate?
anyway
fuck manure

>>150283990
Where is the old thread? I skimmed ctrl+f and couldn't find it so used this

>>150284015
it's there

gyo got the zoomies

>>150284036
Yea saw it mb

>captcha is arse fan

>>150284064
lmao

looking SHITE against relegation Manure, grim

>>150283990
I'm not crazy, right? The last thread only had 440 posts?

>>150284080
yes

Wait, did the commentator say Zubi is the most expensive signing of this summer? He was more than Gyokeres?

>>150284101
yes, about 10 million more

>anthony taylor
this nigga needed to go five years ago

>>150284101
base fee for zubi is 800k quid more

>>150284115
the fuck. I thought Zubi was like 51-54m and Gyokeres was 65m.

>>150284122
Isn't it Simon Hooper?

>>150284137
I don't know what random numbers I'm working with then

>>150284155
>Isn't it Simon Hooper?
i can't tell these bald frauds apart ngl

>>150284101
yeah instead of just telling Partey not to rape anyone and giving him a new contract Sharteta paid 60 million for Scoobymendi and had to skimp on the rest of the transfers

Lmao, ignoring Blanco's signature 3 business days throws, what was that response afterwards? Everyone just looked fully confused in the box.

missed the start what's happened lads

Watch them use the new penalty box grabbing rule against us today

>aba refereeing
>shit performance

god this new third kit is so fucking NICE

CALA

kek

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RAVIOLI

AHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
STOKE STOKE STOKE

Who called it?!

never in doubt

CALACHADS RISE

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may be var'd but until then
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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME CALAFIORI

oh no no no amorimsistas...

RICKY RICKY RICKY

>>150282582
I apologise lad. The doomposting got to me.

NICE BUT PLS SCORE A FEW FROM OPEN PLAY - THANKS

STOKEchads... we're so back

Wonder what Goldbridge will have to say about that corner kick defending, LMAO.

hate bruno so much bros

set piece, my beloved.

This is a foul, eh.

Scoobymendi having a nightmare. How much did they pay for him again?

They keep doing that wing lob to the middle. Need to stifle them there and they'll run out of ideas

even the arse radio are complaining about aba refereeing

Anthony Taylor going to drag United to at least a draw

Genuinely surprised Hooper thought that was a foul from Shaw

That needed a yellow fucking ref

same old Arsenal always cheating

>>150284491
same old faggot, always seething

>Gaya
>Cunhta

what is this raya yee yee ass haircut

Kepa will replace Raya before December

Reffies at it again

Odeshart come on

is it me or does Saliba seem nervous today

>Disastergaard
For fuck's sake man

>shartnsmelli
Grim

Fucking kek Shartinelli

>martinelli
lmao what the fuck was that?
can you even call that a shot

Eze IN

what the helly martinelli

Martinelli is so shit

fucking shartinelli

>>150284631
I think he wanted Gyokeres to run to it

What the fuck are those freekicks for?

>>150284666
cheating Arsenal thugs assaulting the goalkeeper when he's trying to kick the ball out

>odeurfraud
>shartinelli

For shame Big Gabi

that right side is missing Timber

Maduerke IN

oh my GOD martinelli

holy fuck what a shot

>>150284703
Stinkymendi should have never passed him the ball there

Haha yeah, let's fucking inject them with confidence so they take shots from everywhere so one inevitably goes in. What a great idea.

No fucking way some schmuck like Dorku can score today.

>arsenal will not buy a LW
wasted another season

what does Gyokeres do?

>>150284760
Ma duke will do it la

Has nobody told Martinelli he isn't good enough?

>>150284694
Based Proper Brexit Football practitioners.
Shame about the refereeing, tho.

Richarlison is absolutely going to crucify Martinelli today lmao

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS BRAZILIAN FRAUD OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

please buy a new fucking LW

>>150284770
He's been blocking their gk quick release really well this game

hahahahahaha martinelli oh my god

>cunha

>>150284770
set up Martinelli only for him to bottle everything

We look so rusty.

oh dear
we'd be 3 behind against the other contenders right now

They've been knocking

>>150284832
anon that's not rust, it's SHIT

Fucking Fraudegaard is an enigma

>odegaard with a shot on target
damn we're back bros!

Please just find Gyokeres in the box...

genuinely thought odegaard was gonna smash it in hahaha what was i thinking

Did they change how linesmen work?

Imagine a prime Cazorler on this team instead of ghostegaard

>>150284921
Yea feels like they're blowing immediately now instead of waiting for 2nd action last season. But then MU's offside flag only went up after 2nd action so who knows

HAHAHA ODEFRAUD AGAIN FUCK OFF

>>150284936
shit just imagine ozil under wenger

that odegaard martinelli connection

Gyökeres ded

>>150284901
if he's in the box who is going to cross to Shartinelli?

Martinelli is not good enough but fuck me a fucking LOT has to be asked about Ødegaard

how shit are Trossard and Madueke that Martinelli is still first choice?

>kwabriel
>shartnsmelli
>odefraaud
The big 3

raya
yes

>>150284971
Trossard is dead and >maduekek will take over soon. He just arrived too late because of summer holiday

bro odegaard and martinelli looking terrible right now

>>150285004
>now

>>150284971
How shit was Kiwior when Holding got started after Saliba died? How shit was ESR when Willian was playing week in week out? Arteta has his favourites, lad. He will not drop them unless they are physically unable to play. Has nothing to do with being better or not.

>>150285004
>right now

What the fuck am I watching, what’s with all these shit decisions and shit passing

>>150285004
>now

That Athletic game really convinced Arteta that crossing to Gyo works

>>150285015
yeah right now you faggot

fucking sack arteta

Fraudgaard is relegation tier

Look at that fucking gay ass soft "shot" from Fraudegaard. I just don't get it.

BUKRAPPO SAKA WHAT A CORNER KICK

>Odeshart's shots
Can he stop, lmao.

White showing everybody how to whack the ball proper

>>150285024
>>150285027
you giving homos too >>150285051

here comes the refball

the match feels so lethargic

>>150285113
Arteta heavy fitness sessions at work

someone should bomb the arsenal squad bus with the whole team in it

I don't think Arteta understands what a striker actually is.

>>150285113
That's been >our style for a while now.

Sack Arteta now.

sweden what the fuck are you doing?

>>150285161
after seeing that cross why not, maybe another munich lets us win a european cup in ten years

i told you Gyokeres was a guaranteed flop

arsenal getting shat on, something must be done at half time

Your team is pretty shit, ngl.

Why is Gyokeres in charge of crosses?

Why did we spend 70 mil on a late 20s Portuguese league player?

He's just a bad version of Haaland

Could have gotten Sesko

How the fuck are we in front, that was such a shit first half. Definitely not adapted to our new style of play yet and everyone is misplacing passes

>MLS
>Havertz
>Trossard
agreed?

>gyokeres drifting to RW and saka to RB
kek bravo

>>150285288
would you rather have spent 70m on Gyokeres and 50m on Madueke or 90m on Ekitike?

>>150285311
No
>MLS
>Madueke

That was probably the worst 45 in Saka's career. Rice has also been horrible.

Funny that Cunha made the Ekitike dribble by running straight but unfortunately for him the goalkeeper didn't dive out of the way.

Swedenbros... We should have listened

jesus now THAT is grim

Martinelli and Ode are of course getting the best chances to score, fucking hell get them OUT now, they are useless.

>>150285420
This is an average half for Bukrappo Shitta, you're just more open minded now

Martinelli is genuinely Championship tier.

>>150285113
An Arsenal struggle to a 1-1 draw I felt before the match, and I stand by that now.

Gyokeres would have been an excellent signing 10 years ago with that Wenger midfield that Giroud did well in

he’s not going to get shit with this one

what does Poobimendi do? I thought he's supposed to control games like this?

>Arsenal playing like complete shit
>Manure playing at their best level in years
>still 1-0 to the Arse

>>150285514
>we dont even have our starting striker on the pitch either. Havertz will feast in 2nd half

Merino and Lewis Skelley should be playing. We look shite in midfield against fucking Casemiro, and entire left wing has is just being left open.

>>150285514
I'm sorry, but did United already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.

>>150285539
Stop acting like you know better than Arteta

>>150285514
It reminds me of the game at Spurs last season. It seems that Manure are the only team too retarded to have figured out Arsenal's set piece fouling, every other team in the league has adapted.

>>150285559
Just frustrating to see >us starting the season the same way we ended the last one.

>>150285537
United don't have any striker

>Poobimemdi
>Pubeimemdi

Which one are we going for lads?

>>150285623
pube

ZUBI DOOBY DOO
YOU ARE POO

Oh right they're doing the HT interviews now

Time for Kai to come and destroy United

This might actually get dangerous when Šeško gets on. Were conceding way too many chances

>>150285623
I like Poopimendi personally

Fucking hell, the amount of times Gyokeres has gotten the ball in a place where it should be fucking literally anyone else is aggravating.

Ode off - Nwaneri (sigh) on
Martinelli off - Madueke on
if >we keep playing like that, Gyokeres off too & Havertz on.

>>150285707
This.

>>150285707
This team fundamentally zero clue how to play with a striker

SAVE US KAI

>that grin from Kai
20+ goals from him this season

odeshart so dumb

>Fraudegaard
I'm tired Wobbie

Fartysmelly and Odeshart off, innit.
Who in for them?

This guy sucks

genuinely what is our gameplan

>>150285785
madueke and nwaneri

Saka can't beat his man anymore, thanks Arteta.

>Gyokeres
just hold the fucking ball

KEK gyokeres

making gyokeres cosplay martinelli and saka is one of the most arteta things I've ever seen

I will reserve judgement on Gyokeres until five (5) matches into the season

Gyok tried to do his usual stuff...

Gyo really channeling his inner Giroud isn't he

>>150285816
Don't see them.

>>150285858
I don't think Arteta is going to adapt in 5 matches anon

They think cockeres can get the ball at the touchline and walk it in like liga nos

Referee showing his true colors now. We are not getting anything the rest of the game

>14 fouls to 5
what the hell man

uh oh...amads arrived

referee just ignoring manure fouls now

>DeLigt shoves Saka to the ground
>no whistle
fuck this gay ass league and fuck DeThugt

This fucking referee man

bring on kai at 60 mikel you slag
also saka has been ruined by his injury as i predicted at the time

It's over for Saka

You can tell the refs just had word in his earpiece to turn up the refball more for Man utd

Dodgy pen or red incoming shortly

here we go lads

KAI GUYS IT'S OUR TIME
Madookie just do whatever I guess

It's a foul or a dive, either way, it should be penalized, innit.
The ref is wank (as usual).

based fucking Kai

Gyo doing crosses reminds me of when arsenal had Van persie doing the exact same shit

GYOKNUNEZ STINKER AND HOOKED

kai save us

>>150286103
Wasn't his fault lad

just win at any cost and I won't care how, the rust will probably fade away and this ref fucking sucks

ENTER Kaichads

Kai guys, he should have done better there, I have to say

>>150286044
thank you based arteta

if sekso scores i'll rope

Timber > Calafiori

don’t give them a chance for a soft pen with MLS or a second yellow for Cala

Kai-san will save us

>Fraudeshaart just standing there
TAKE HIM OFF

Zubimendi is so good

ben shite keep get cooked

Just a reminder that all the memsters got their debut goals on >us, so be prepared.

This reffing is absolutely shambolic

Kai shoved to the ground
Somehow he touch it last

cala red incoming
needs to be subbed immediatetly

>>150286306
He did touch it last but that wasn't the issue. The shoving being ignored constantly for one team and one team only is the issue.

>2nd half attempts
>2-1
>on goal
>0-0
Yeaaaaaah...

fuck this bald fraud

>>150286063
Well, they had their chance for a cheap as fuck handball right there. We are safe for now.

>>150286342
>partey
i miss him bros

>>150286331
What are you trying to say, tho?

>>150286331
It has been that way all game long unfortunately.

Also, Martinelli off and we are completely open on the left side because Madueke jogs back to defend.

The amount of confidence this team is giving United is fucking criminal. Downright criminal.

>>150286345
Apparently the rules have been changed somewhat so that's definitely going to fuck someone over at some point during the season.

>>150286344
Mbeumo?

'fraid this team can't be fixed by buying players anymore lads.
arteta out is simply a requirment now.

>double full back sub

Why?

>Blanco dead again
Another in the great line of fucking permacrocked fullbacks. What a great addition.

>ben white ded
Good. Hopefully gibraltargaard and shartinelli next

Red card for MLS is LOADING

>>150286417
Arteta has always been the problem.

>>150286429
Because Blanco can't stay alive or longer than 3 days and Calafiori is walking on a tight rope with his mong referee being the biggest mong on a pitch filled with mongs.

>>150286430
playing every game for years will do that

>>150286429
Timber is better defensively than White and White is down anyway

Calafiori is on a yellow and with the way things are shaping, it’ll likely be a double yellow

at least >our bench is very solid desu

>turn on tv
>watch Arsenal score early on
>the rest of the game is them progressively getting shittier by the minute
Oh we are so back shajp

>>150286429
Their stamina bars are low desu

>>150286429
5D chess, la.
If the best defence is offence, clearly the best offence is defence and what better way to improve defending than to put on two fresh fullbacks late in the game?

holy FUCK thank you based Raya

YES PLEASE LET THEM TAKE MORE SHOTS GOD I LOVE CONCEDING A BILLION SHOTS

>>150286455
Yeah, I can't blame him or Timber really. Just a by product of the Arteta system

Where is the indian flag?
Raya doubters in shambles rn

RAYAGOD RAYAGOD RAYAGOD RAYAGOD

raya
yes

RAYA GOAT

XG status?

seriously tho, are we just playing horrendously bad or are manchester united playing extremely good?
we're like a shadow of what we were last season.

>making the fucking Memebuemo into a balloon door contender
This fucking team I swear lmao.

Jesus Christ this shit is unwatchable, how the fuck do you go from the way we played in 22-23 to this?

>>150286530
>we're like a shadow of what we were last season
You have selective memory.

looks like another citypool season desu

>>150286530
United were always going to show up at their home against Arsenal. Always.
>we're like a shadow of what we were last season.
Strongly disagree. >We look just as lethargic and headless and usual.

>only difference between losing 3-0 and winning 1-0 is goalkeeping
Grim.

god this referee keep ignoring fouls

how the fuck is White dead again ?

>>150286578
>and usual.
As* usual. And by usual I mean last season.

Madueke was shit at Chelsea and is still shit now, nice one Arteta.

So when arteta inevitably is forced to not start Gyok weve essentially just downgraded on Partey and not made any improvements except for a bit of depth

You just know the equalizer is coming

>>150286615
Yup. Corner header from Maguire booked in for the 85th minute.

>>150286547
No, I agree. Most shit games last season were draws were ”we” were passing side to side without taking shots or making runs. This is like we regressed 6 seasons

Arteta blind or retarded to keep Odour still on?

>>150286530
The plan was to score and hope for the game to conclude and it's working out so far, so...

>>150286594
He's been playing through an injury like a few years ago and I'm guessing he's permanently damaged as a result.

>>150286578
>>150286547
this is gaslighting or whatever the fuck the zoomies call it.

>>150286645
I see, carry on gaslighting then.

>>150286645
No, you're just being silly. Are you really, honestly, hand to heart, going to tell me that >we played with energy last season? Yes or no.

>>150286623
Slabhead even on? Because none of those Manure fools have what it takes to score today.

We need to talk about Rice. He has objectively deteriorated since his first season

HOLY FUCK HOOPER ACTUALLY GAVE A FOUL FOR THAT IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE

>>150286680
Yeah, on for Shaw now. He was getting ready to come on earlier when I made that post.

holy fuck everyone shit except raya and gabriel

for the love of god dont let ode take this

>>150286680
>>150286707
>getting subbed on the very moment I hit "submit"
Motherfuc-!

Shartetaslop football is basically Mourinho except we are absolutely shambolically bad in anywhere other than defense.

>>150286727
Mourinho without the trophies.

>>150286676
we came second last season, man utd was FIFTEENTH.
there has to be a material measurable difference between these two sides, yet we look undistinguishable.
last season we weren't the best team but still made a considerable effort

>>150286727
>Shartetaslop football is basically Moyes
fix'd

>>150286693
He has switched from DM to LCM. That is what happened.

>Wooly for Price
Are >we boosting defence or attack?

ah its ok the REAL striker is coming on lads

Half wanted Fraudegaard to take that free kick so the world can see how much of a clown he's become.
Anyway, MERINO TIME

>>150286739
We lost against manure last season in the cup and drew at trafford

Arsenal thugs can't go 10 seconds without fouling or cheating somehow

>>150286727
>we are absolutely shambolically bad in anywhere other than defense
So good defending Manure had 3 billion shots already.

>>150286739
>material measurable difference between these two sides
Converting chances, la.
They are SHITE.

>finally first yellow for Manure
Shambolic

Big cock merino ending this

TIM BURR

>>150286794
congrats on the job with accenture dsl

Timber is so good, too bad he’s made of glass

This ref holy lmao.

>gabriel AND raya card
yeah we're getting refballed, the pen is coming

>>150286739
We got a draw here last time. For fuck's sake please think critically.
>we weren't the best team but still made a considerable effort
No the fuck >we didn't. What the fuck is THIS gaslighting? >We looked lethargic all fucking season even BEFORE the fucking injuries. It was just score one goal and defend for the remainder of the match times infinity. It was always a million sideways passing and barely any goals. It was always getting one hard fought goal and conceding for the millionth fucking draw of the season. What the fuck are you on about anon?

Enough is enough, if anything the team has regressed even with the new signings, players aren’t used properly, tactics if you can even call them are SHITE and Arteta has no clue whatsoever.

This referee will watch every single United player absolutely climb all over an Arsenal player and say play on but will watch Casemiro double over because the wind speed reached 18 km/h and give a free kick

>zubi
>merino
>ode
Literally Sociedad-lite midfield

That would have been a penalty last season. Seems like the FA has punished Arteta enough for the Newcastle comments.

BEST CB IN THE WORLD

>>150286904
>Sociedad-lite
I think it was the actual Sociedad midfield.

>6 minutes
FOR FUCKING WHAT?????????????????????????????????????? WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED IN THIS HALF?????????????

Manchester Riggitini

quacker is plucked

I'm fuming watching this Arsenal performance

>>150286836
am not talking about abstract results and numbers, just the look of the team, they look dead, nothing, no energy no output absolutely empty.
even the individual abilities are extremely poor, declan rice made more errors this game than the entirety of last season ffs.
saka has been terrible. zubimendi disappointing to say the least.
it's just.... BAD

>Lewis-Skelly keeps getting punished for nothing
What has he done? Slept with Webb's wife?

HANDIN OUT THESE YELLOWS LIKE IT'S FUCKING CANDY

>wake up on Sunday morning
>choose be to start the day by watching Arsenal play
>Suffering

I couldn’t imagine ending the day like this bongbros

what a fucking travesty of a corner jesus fucking tap dancing christ

Poois-Smelly thug bastard

He kicked the ball. How was that a foul and yellow?

>gets carded for kicking your own ball away
you can't make this shit up

I do not give a fuck about the result, we can be happy with 1-0. But to think we spent a fuckton on attacking reinforcements you want more goals and a good performance.

death to this referee

>>150287029
the attack is always going to suffer with martinelli on the left

>>150287026
I thought we already learned this lesson with Van Persie?

You just know what's about to fucking happen

>>150287029
No point if we play the same way, why was Gyokeres putting in crosses?

Skelly ain't it, the lads a shitter, a liability

Amorim's tactics seems to be run into the box and fall down. It looks like the late Ferguson era

Who the fuck is madueke

>Madookie

>>150286999
>they look dead, nothing, no energy no output absolutely empty.
And I'm telling you, that's been the case for the entirety of last season. There were hundreds, if not thousands of posts here complaining about how lethargic >we looked. Obviously there were games when that wasn't the case but those were by and far exceptions to the rule.
Rice didn't even play well last season except for towards the end of the season. Recency bias is clouding your judgement. I know he got player of the season or whatever but again, that was just pure recency bias.

fuck

CAN >WE DO IT LADS
CAN >WE START THE SEASON WITH HOPE

>a scrappy headed goal by a defender wins the game
As I've said, it's gonna be a long season. A win is a win at OT I suppose though, with a clean sheet.

I see Maguire's playing the Fellaini role

Sharteta out

>FRAUDEUKE
rough

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>another horrible performance
I can't do another season of this.

we take it with that refereeing

got the 3 points thats all that matters.

Everyone's passing was so wank. Low quality game overall. Still happy with the old toilet win.

Raya best signing chumpteta made

win is a win but that was quite disappointing, even at old trafford

>GIGASTINK performance
>well enough for the Manure
lol
lmao even

Hooper tried every fucking trick in his book, the bald cunt

>>150284567
>>150284567
/MUG/

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>no reds
>3 points
I’ll take it

i needed a gyokeres goal tonight desu

ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL

gyokeres and madueke certified flops

Most classic Arse match of all time, scammed corner goal, bus fully parked. Carra was right when he said Arteta was the new Mourinho

JOB DONE

Really scammed that one ngl. I'll take it, but we need to improve on that

> spend 75m on a striker
> still have to put Lord Maguire up front in the last 10

So was it 4 yellow cards for time wasting in the end? I can't remember.

I'm proper raging rn boys i could say bad words rn! How at 1-0 we can park the bus without a proper reason to. Happy with the win under adversity but I'm not happy with the performance.

Everyone is banging on about how that was a great MU performance, yet still lost to a lacklustre Arsenal display lmao.

Well, last season we would not have won this. So that is positive. That is about the only thing positive.

I was expecting us to look not very good (excluding away at Old Trafford effect which always make us play worse). Mainly because so many of our players has a shot self esteem from last season. We need to not be unlucky for a couple of games and get results so we can find the form. 3 points is more than I expected before the game but the way we got them is below expectations. We go again!

Not the best but first game of the season away at old toilet with a new deep playmaker and a win. I'll take it

>>150287142
Just imagine, girl, 38 1-0 stinkers all season long.

>>150287247
Great United performance is still not as good as a shitty Arse performance

>>150287247
They finished 16th anon, their standards are extremely low right now. We've been there, I get it, that was a massive improvement from what they're used to.

>>150287246
>park the bus
they didn't park the bus they were dominated in midfield and forced back by Poono Penandes and Casemiro

What a dubai chocolate labubu win.

>>150287288
I mean, runners-up _barely_ beat a 15th place team...

Arsenal's first game of the season is nearly always nervy and squeaky bum like, and having to travel up to Mancland first isn't great.

So both Gyokeres and Sesko are shit.

Ødegaard and Martinelli should be taken out back and shot, terrible from both. Give anyone a chance to take that attacking mid position from Ødegaard, can’t be any worse than today’s performance

>>150287341
I'll let you know just after Christmas.

>>150287341
Better start asking Sporting about their refund policy.

>>150287341
Gyökeres was okay. I am more worried about Rice and Saka today.

>>150287341
facts, we both got scammed

scrappy win sign of champion

>>150287339
I think it was the "100th loss" pressure that impacted our lads.

>>150287369
why does starboy Bukrappo Shitta get a pass for yet another stinker?

Hehe arsenal won so the bull isn't coming over this weekend

Artetanyahu in

>>150287369
Ødegaard actually had a pretty good game desu

>>150287416
tf are you on, that was prime hamas ball

Lovely win. Been a while since an arsenal team can win consistently while playing scrappy and unattractive football.

>>150285556
1-nil at full time you absolute mong

>>150287341
It really doesn't help that every single time he did anything he was hanging around where Martinelli and Saka would be and not in the box. It doesn't help that Fraudegaard is the one >we have to rely on mainly to create chances. It doesn't help that Arteta has no fucking idea what a striker actually is.

>>150287216
being able to win a losing game is a sign of maturity for this club. every other fucking season arsenal has been the one playing better and losing, so im enjoying this one

Punished Arteta is furious he isnt getting sacked after this match. His dream goal of being chelsea assistant coach is delayed.

such a weird game refereeing wise

lose all little calls and decisions in the middle of the park and when building up, but get all the massive decisions (goal stood, no pen). very surreal

I don't think they're even that good at defending, lots of sloppy moments at the back.

>>150287435
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
DELUDED
BLIND
ARE YOU FUCKING JESTING

>>150287498
if it was a pre-VAR era game, that referee wouldve disallowed the first goal just because it didnt feel right

>>150287435
are you watching a video compilation? he was terrible, very indecisive and careless

>>150287505
This is Gabriel's first game back for half a year outside of like 45 mins in pre season. Calafiori also starting off the back of an injury. Uniteds wingers could barely get past the 2nd choice fullbacks.

Remember when Arsenal used to play the most entertaining football in England?

>>150287548
He's norwegian, he will play better as the temperature cools down a bit. not easy to be running against africans in the heat

>>150287509
you have Ødegaard Derangement Syndrome my Polish friend
>>150287548
The rest of the midfield and the forward line let him down, he had several decent moments. More than I can say for Rice or Poopimendi.

>>150287498
>lose all little calls
referees are sick of Odefraud and Shitvertz flopping to the ground when they see anyone in their peripheral vision

>>150287435
He was probably our best outfield player (Raya obvious MOTM). Very good without the ball but as the rest of the team he lacked a lot with the ball.

I dont even want to see Nonis replay.

Can we still make top 4?

arsenal got dominated but united is more dangerous now especially at home they don't look like pushovers anymore. they bought 3 professional dawgs up front not some talent projects. A win here is massive and shows resilience, everything a title contender should have

Arsenal should rather save the prayers for themselves, wtf was that

>>150287569
Yes, and I also remember when this was all we had to look forward to

>>150287614
Lots of tough games coming up in the first 10 games. I just hope the players thrive off it and use it to step up their game.

>>150287658
Oxlade-Chamberlain is a Champions League winner.

What do you guys think of the goal? I wouldn't be mad if it was deemed a foul.

It was cool to see Man Utd making the exact same cross and block of the keeper later in the game but Raya was stronger and pushed it away.

>>150287658
>Wheelchair
If only he could stay fit...

Then again, a whole squad could be filled with "if only he could stay fit" Arse players, innit. Shame none was diagnosed with asthma...

Man Utd 0 : 1 Arsenal

>xG: 1.43 - 1.37
>xThreat: 1.34 - 0.97

Does Gyokeres start the next match?

haha lads surely it's just due to the ususal "third/white kit" curse right?
we always play like shit wearing white kits.

>>150287718
>xBullshit exposed again
Loving every laugh.

United were nowhere in possession, they're all transition merchants that can't translate a meaningful offensive
We did the usual and got awarded 3 points
This is the moral victory bullshit all over again

>>150287720
Havertz started every game for a long time when he was signed while looking much worse than Gyökeres did today. So yeah I expect him to start the next 10 games.

Keane is seething at the United keeper on Sky rn. Comfy watching.

love the rate at which we have games the last couple seasons where the main pundit takeaway is "you take the 3 points, especially when you're not playing at your best"

>>150287435
He was good until he has to pass off the ball. I don't think he had a single good pass in the entire game.

>>150287720
he does but arteta needs to do something with havertz. maybe play him a false winger role

>>150287718
This graph that shows that we were actually more effective in possesion and Manure's threat only increased when we parked the bus

Arsenal have gone six league games against Manchester United without defeat for the first time in the Premier League.

WWWWDW

They're now unbeaten in their last 15 consecutive Premier League away games

>>150287791
Yeah. That was the issue for the whole team today. Very few forward passes were good today from any player.

>>150287825
You would think this would have resulted in at least one trophy. It's a sign of how shit manure really are. Beating them is like beating West Ham.

>>150287807
King Kai for Martinelli? And moved back to cover for Ode, with Marti/Marmalade coming by 70th minute?

>>150287825
Manure ain't getting their 100th win in this decade, simple as.

>>150287825
Arteta I apologise.

>>150287808
Turns out when you give the ball away and let them take as many shots as they damn well please, it increases their threat. Who woulda thunk it.

>>150287934
Or maybe move back Odegaard and play him alonside Rice and Havertz as a 10. >our squad is too stacked desu you can't keep everyone happy. Don't forget Bossard is a great player with an attitude and he might want to move out soon.

With Zubi dictating the midfield and providing reliable passes Ode can be more adventurous going forward. Too bad he is still in his bad funk and passes like an amateur.

>>150288016
I would like to see Kai playing as a 10. That's supposedly his best position.
Then you can drop Rice to DM like that other anon keep suggesting.

>>150287838
Wasn't that supposed to be Poobimendi's job?

>scrappy 1-0 to the Arsenal pulisteta master class away performance
sign of champions la

>>150288107
>Poobimendi
Who? There is no player with that name

>>150288113
It was tragic to watch, treating last seasons 15th place like they're Guardiola's Barcelona, fluked it today but unsustainable every week and that's why once again Arsenal won't be anywhere near winning the league

>>150288099
>>150288066
someone come dab on this retard

All around shit performance, seamlessly going from your worst performances last season to this dross is an achievement in itself. >We are in for a RUDE awakening.

I skipped the game and watched the 5 min highlight on my favorite bootleg russian website. Was the game as boring and semen slurpy as the highlights suggested?

Usually if the game is good the highlights are 15-20 mins long but this was 5

>>150287614
These matches decide the season. If we go undefeated title race on. Otherwise it's itching and moaning about spending £250 million and still needing more. I want Eze so bad but it looks like it's only happening if trossard and others are sold.

I always like a good one-nil to the Arse.

>>150288209
He is obviously baiting with shitposts. Leave it.

>>150288268
Did you ever watch the end to end games between Man City and Liverpool? Where the tempo was so high that everyone made mistakes and that led to chance after chance.

It was that game but with more mistakes and less quality. End to end not leading to anything.

We need to have a conversation about Bukrappo Saka

>>150288272
>undefeated
>vs liverpoo at anfield
>citeh at emirates
>saudi castle at st james park
yea we're getting fucked, this team plays like this versus liverpool they rape us.

>>150288268
>Was the game as boring and semen slurpy as the highlights suggested?
Without a doubt. It was just such a nothing game. Only goal came from their keeper flapping their hands. And >we started doing >our signature move of giving away possession on purpose to face 30 shots because lol why bother scoring more goals or having a safety cushion or anything of the sort.
The referees still gave 6 fucking minutes in the end for no reason whatsoever though. Hooper tried his best to give United a chance but it just wasn't enough.

>>150288207
It's the first match of the season, away at a ground Arsenal typically draw or lose in.

For me, this is an acceptable result because it's 3 important points.

Shit performance, but it's the first GW

This is literally a sign of champions la victory. Play like shit away from but clean sheet and 3 points.

SAF-esque, given the United context

>>150288307
this makes it sound like Arsenal weren't dominated by Manchester United only to score from a jammy corner kick where Saliba fouled 2 United players

>>150288336
Completely agree.

>>150288357
except it's in the context of Arsenal being shit for the past year

>Zubimendi average
>Madueke an absolutely horrific cameo (as a LW no less)
>Saka again looked way off it
>Zero open play threat
>Lewis Skelly even as a sub genuinely dreadful
>Time wasting, diving, fouling. Absolute focus on set pieces
>historically poor debut by Gyokeres

Good to see all the returning players and another quarter of a billion has failed to help this team "push on"

>>150287974
Some reasonable words from Thierry there.

>>150288207
Mikel Arteta read this post and treats it as a challenge.

>>150288272
>1-0
>0-1
>1-0
>1-0
>0-1
Simple.
As.

>>150288386
You build momentum and confidence with wins. Yes, it wasn't a good performance and they have to improve, but I genuinely don't care about performances as long as >we win.

It's all about 3p stacking this season.

>>150288466
You won the battle but in doing so have lost the war. See you next year lads

reckon we need another CB, LB, and CDM before competing for the title

winning away at United is a good result
quit your bitching

>75m for a Brighton reject

lmaoooooo

If arsenal lost this
>these are the games you have to win, even if you play poorly
Arsenal win this
>muh performance


I want to win the league playing football terrorism, bully ball 1-0 to the Arsenal every week.

I've had enough of Wengerball. Just win.

>>150288657
they used to sing 1-nil songs about >us

>Jakub Kiwior may leave Arsenal at the end of the transfer window. Talks on the matter are underway. According to our information, he may go to FC Porto.

t. bobr kurwa ja pierdole at
https://www.meczyki.pl/newsy/pilka-nozna/kiwior-moze-odejsc-z-arsenalu-konkretny-kierunek-nasz-news/278318

>>150288657
Or maybe actually win convincingly against a shite team like title challengers are supposed to?

>>150288751
You won't have great performances week in week out. And when you don’t, you still have to win.

Sign. Of. Champions. La.

>>150288657
>>150288673
>1-0 to the Arsenal
>draws 12 games and finishes 3rd by 10 points

>>150288657
Today's yearly and performance would be fine if it was Man City or Liverpool. But it was against a glorified relegation side which raises questions of what will happen when paired against good teams.

Last season, Arsenal played well away to United but only scraped 1p.

This season they got 3p.

>>150288835
is yours gold?

>>150288857
I feel games at OT are often an anomaly. It's a cursed ground for Arsenal even if we've had decent results there in recent years.

MOTM David Raya reflecting on the #Arsenal win over United today: “Defensively we weren’t at our best so that was a hard fight. We got a goal in the first half with a corner and from there we just fought until the end.

“Credit to the boys for that, we kept a clean sheet, however we know that we could have lost the game. Football is like this and today’s like today are when 3 points count!”

>>150288893
I feel the same. Arsenal at home vs yanited is a 3-0

>>150288857
If this was last season there is no way we would have won. That is sure.

>>150288915
>MOTM David Raya
KWAB

>>150288915
>We got a goal in the first half with a corner and from there we just fought until the end
Ain't that just been the theme of the club the last 12 months or so.

im still in awer from that quintessential tapas pulis performance, jammy goal and park the bus. kino.

>>150289775
based lfc lucas

>>150289815
>>150289815
>>150289815
new

>>150289775
is it true it's the first time he hasn't had a single shot in a game since he was at Coventry in the Championship?